#just for future reference :]

[allianettemie5]

Reminder to myself that

Helix and Bones of 212th are fanon characters

Dooku is canonically not a Yan

Grandmaster and grandpadawan are not real terms when it comes to lineages

Padme and Anakin's marriage is not an open secret

Clones don't speak Mando'a

Cal Kestis and Caleb Dume weren't best friends before Order 66

Kote is not Cody's name

However, I will be ignoring these facts just because I can and no one can do anything to stop me

[i-do-stuff-idk]

I feel like I need to announce this now

I have no intentions of giving anyone money so no one reach out to me asking for money please

[sweetsilver-if]

I'm already obsessed with Mourning. The urge to worship him is strong.

They certainly aren't going to stop you if you choose to do so

[cogentsummoner]

inspired by seeing @apollo-just-ice do this and wanted to do it as well!

so i've written more this year than i ever have in my life. mostly in the last six months, honestly. and i've been genuinely blown away by how much support and love my fics have received. it's a huge motivator to keep writing to know that what i do write makes people happy.

i'm also extremely happy with my writing, which feels great. i think this is some of the best stuff i've ever written, and i love rereading it. i'm excited to keep writing, and hope i can keep up this momentum.

anyways, thanks for reading in 2024, and here's to writing in 2025!

blank versions of the memes under cut!

[gnomey22]

Clue: Failtopia Edition

I’m only calling it Clue, instead of the far superior name Cluedo, because I assume most people will know it as that.

It took quite a lot of brainrot to get to this point, but lately I've been thinking about a hypothetical new version of the board game Clue, but themed around Failtopia. If Clue: Scott the Woz Edition exists, I don't see any reason why this can't. I will assume you, the reader, know the rules of the game, because it isn’t my job to explain them in this post.

The lore I made up is that, instead of Darker Lord Lemon (AKA, Lee) simply calling out Failboat for being terrible at his job, he blackmails him with that information instead, and while he's at it, he blackmails five other members of the party with other information he has.

Some time later, it becomes apparent that one of these six people has betrayed the party and murdered Darker Lord Lemon themselves, dumping the body in the Travellers' Hub, with no marks to indicate a murder weapon. An investigation is carried out to see who killed the Darker Lord, with what weapon, and where they did it.

Here are my concepts for the suspects:

Chef Maroon (Mar) almost killed the entire population of Miitopia three years ago, and possessed Lemon for a long time in the process. If the public finds out that it was Maroon who did all of that, he'll never be able to redeem himself. Lemon must be silenced.

Captain Mustard (Failboat) is completely innocent of the accusations Lemon throws at him, of being the incompetent god of the universe, but he still feels threatened by the Darker Lord's sheer malice, and is probably unlucky enough to kill Lemon in a simple attempt to fight.

Priest Plum (Friend) was the victim of a sinister plan Lemon carried out long before the blackmailing - attaching his face to Plum's, seeing into and manipulating their mind. He now knows the dark secrets of Plum's psyche, which should never be released.

Ms Obsidian (Erica) is a former Cleric, who quit her job due to the sheer number of idiotic fighters who died in front of her eyes. Lemon intends to list all the people who "died because of her", and Obsidian doesn't want to deal with her trauma from those deaths any more.

Dr Teal (Chi) is a Scientist of sorts, but most of her interests are related to fire. She's committed several acts of arson, and even broke into a high school to steal all of her equipment. If Lemon reveals her crimes to the world, her entire scientific career is doomed.

Princess Pink (Bo) is actually a ghost disguising as a human, who was hired to join the party and assassinate Maroon. Although she’s given up on that job, she still has a long list of dark secrets Lemon could expose, and she does indeed have the means to assassinate him.

The party has a lot of weapons at their disposal, but six of them have evidently seen more use than the rest, and are the most likely to be the murder weapon as a result: The Frying Pan, The Scythe, The Staff, The Sword, The Bottle, and The Blade Fan.

It is also theorised that, despite the location of the body, Darker Lord Lemon was actually murdered somewhere else in Miitopia: Greenhorne, Neksdor, The Realm of the Fey, Karkaton, New Lumos, Galados Isle, The Powdered Peaks, Peculia, or Nimbus.

The game plays exactly the same as it always does, the changes I’ve made are entirely cosmetic.

No physical version of this game exists, and I don’t have any current plans to make one, these are all hypothetical concepts located entirely within my trauma-riddled head. Let me know if, for some reason, you’d be interested in that!

[baggy-holmes]

How do I send

venmo: @gabby-jones-

cash app: $gabjones2

[gracieheartspedro]

would you guys be interested in an angsty ellie fic if I started it??? it would probably get smutty, but it would be angsty more than anything. it’s in my wip folder and I have yet to do anything with it, but just curious if you guys would even be interested in it 🥺

[im-not-a-l0ser]

So, uh. Small reminder that I was in a cult, and religious speak— especially/specifically joking about small dumb things being a point of worship— is really upsetting and unsettling.

This is like 10 fold for people. If you joke about worshipping a person, it makes me physically nauseous. I really really hate it.

Especially since I have done that and its literally caused me more active trauma than the actual proper cult I was in. I'm not mad or anything if you've done this toward me (read: talked to me about doing this or commented about doing this), you couldn't have known. But that sort of terminology generally makes me sick.

I'm not asking anyone to stop (though I definitely think you should) but just please don't do that to me or toward me. I understand it's a joke. I understand you aren't serious. But if you're willing to joke about it even, it's too serious for me.

I'm genuinely not kidding, I have horrible experiences with having done this and being in a community that has done this. We joked about it all the time. Only after it went down do I realise, it wasn't really a joke now was it.

[pacificwaternymph]

we got snowbugs crumbs in the mcc today!!!! tango got a love bolt (some kind of power-up in the decision dome) and he didn't know what to do with it so he just. fired it at scott asjklafdjlaja

tango later told scott that firing the love bolt at him was the highlight of the event for him which is even MORE insane!

Okay anon this is super cute :)

But I will be a hundred percent honest, I do not ship content creators outside of SMPs or other places where they are clearly playing a character. It just borders too close to RPF for me, which I personally find uncomfortable.

For future reference, please do not send me stuff about ship content for MCC

[traumamade]

@lornrequiem from here

Carlos looks so beautiful, sun shining through the windows in the shared room they have, making him look like even more of a God and Leon would gladly throw himself at his feet and worship him.

But alas, he cannot do that, so he settles on simply trying to keep him here so he can worship him in bed instead. Fingers easily find the belt loops and when eyes meet his, a teasing grin crosses his features.

"Blame being late on....traffic." Yeah, seems like a reasonable excuse considering where they live. "Unless you want to go around telling people why you're late, then by all means." He finishes with a brush of his lips against Carlos' own, teasing in nature and just barely there, enough to feel a ghost of his lips at least.

[sassyshin]

By the way

You could 120 a np1 5 star in jp as soon as they implement the coin fix

You would have to bond 15 them and not open any append at all tho

But if you want to it is possible

[onceuponaladye]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lFbiKaAZ0wA?si=pkveVIeBU_Fqp3yd

Legend myth and ballad

XD facts

[lemoncrushh]

i’m sorry that pt. 2 was infuriating from start to finish and she’s an absolute moron for even entertaining him😭😭 he peruses her and asks her on a date to humiliate her by practically leaving her for his ex during said date??????? and he has the audacity to ask to be friends??????? and she’s a bigger idiot for sleeping with him lmao

Well, can't win em all lol.

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[baggy-holmes]

Dare you to post the spiciest pic you've ever posted on tumblr 👀

i guarantee you that we have different definitions of spicy