"butterflies in my stomach" is too lame and overused I prefer "caterpillars in my esophagus" it creates a beautifully horrifying image of cute little larvae crawling down your food pipe then boom metamorphosis and now you have pretty little butterflies fluttering in your stomach 🎀
Person is back home safe but i wanted to review the dorito's face mask we got and used while he was here
orange scented, rather strange it wasn't scented like DORITOS but everyone i spoke to expressed a deep hope that it was not in fact, dorito scented. so i suppose that's a point in it's favor
It was not so sloppywet as the first mask I ever tried, i have now tried 3 masks. was pretty okay . reasonable amount of dampness. another point.
person did not like it but i enjoyed it and his misery brought me joy., so that's a point
interesting orange triangles pattern, stylish. sleek. i could see the pattern being used in an enstars characters clothes. so nice. point.
and finally did it feel good? well person did not experience any discomfort besides the reasonable amount you get when somethign wet is put on your face. I experienced burning because i am a soft and sensitive creature (i was mildly allergic) but i enjoyed it so that's a good five i think
five out of five it is! go enjoy a dorito mask. it's tolerable!
also the packaging just looks like regular doritos but flatter :) which is fun. i found them at hobby lobby.
I'm so bad at social cues like WHAT DO YOU MEAN NETFLIX AND CHILL DOESN'T MEAN NETFLIX AND CHILL I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA WATCH BARBIE MOVIES BRO WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF NOOOOOO