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britcision · 2 years

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re: "Wait where the hell do people not pump their own gas" --- > NEW. FUCKING. JERSEY. It is literally against the law to pump your own gas in NJ. They have dedicated gas station attendants to do so. IDEK it's a weird fucking law and as a Pennsylvanian it INFURIATES me. If only because it's one more reason to hate fucking Jersey and their asshole drivers who can't drive correctly in Allentown. Takes twice as long to get your damned gas, too. Anyway, this means that since Gotham is in NJ, the batfam have never filled their own vehicles at a (civilian) gas station unless they're out of state. I wish I saw this more in fanfic because it is absolutely hilarious to picture. Especially if the one of the kids are on like, a civilian road trip and go to gas up out of state and wait five minutes before they realize, Oh, Right, Fuck, I gotta go do it myself, and then fumble through it like a fucking 16 year old blushing as they remember their dad walking them through how to do it using terms like "male plug" and "female socket", even if they're in their 20s.

I fucking HATE having someone else put gas in my car I did it once by accident cuz I didn’t realize it was full service and then I was there and couldn’t just LEAVE

So I’m just literally never going to New Jersey ever and that’s fine

BUT ALSO

I need this to be a feature of team ups more

HOW OLD WAS BRUCE WHEN HE FIRST PUMPED HIS OWN GAS

When Teen Titans go zooming around, who fills the tank???

And far more importantly, Who Fills Up The Batmobile

Motorbikes are probably under the same law, imagine RED FUCKING HOOD rolls up covered in explosive residue for a top up

Fuck it, DP x DC meetcute Danny works at a gas station that has somehow become a bat’s favourite place to top up

If it’s Red Robin, Red Hood, or Signal they can just casually stay astride the bike it’s fine

#dp x dc #gas station meetcute #danny casually bullying the lot of them for being jersey kids #but they love it #all vigilantes are masochists #just like markiplier

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prism-empurress · 1 year

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Frankie playing a VR video game, and they say "Ah screw you" and flings one of their controllers...and their hand...in the opposite direction.

#frankie #monster high #just like markiplier

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merverelli · 7 months

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polaroids of the crab king from the shrimp jump party 🦀👑

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #ragh barkrock #ragh fantasy high #CRAB KING #just like art #HELLO im finally able to do digital art again #im so excited man #also yes this pose is from a markiplier pic #i cant remember the context but i think i saw the ass ass glasses and was like ''ragh would wear them lol''#i love combining my interests #anyway good night!!!

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eepypigeon · 2 months

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not to go all 2016 YouTuber theorist on everyone but uh that "bit" at the start of Marks new video? This bit? the bit that felt weirdly out of place?

The text reads "please, help me" with a drone playing in the background

"only you can find the axe"

weird. where have I seen an axe before?

AM I CRAZY OR

#HNNNHGH FELLAS. LADS. I MIGHT BE LOSING IT. THIS IS SOME SHIT ID FREAK OUT ABOUT IN HIGHSCHOOL #BUT EITHER I AM CONNECTING NOTHING OR I AM COOKIN...#Markiplier #the markiplier cinematic universe??#i havent finished the video maybe it connects to something in it IDK #BUT LIKE CMON. ITS GOT THE BLUE TEXT LIKE THE BLUE OF DAMIENS COLOUR #the more i think about it the more i think i just sound crazy sorry everyone

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measuringbliss · 2 years

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People are acting so weird and possessive of Markiplier for the whole OnlyFans situation. He's an adult. He's an adult who's been a celebrity for years. He knows people thirst on him. That's why he had this idea in the first place. He's not some naive kid you must protect. He's not some innocent soul that the evil sluts of Tumblr and Twitter will corrupt. He knows the Internet, he knows his fans and he knows his job.

He's an adult and he can make his own choices.

#Markiplier #I've seen quite a few comments expressing discomfort and like. You can just. Not subscribe to his OF????#That's a possibility. You can block people too.#I think some of you really need to learn about parasocial relationships and reflect on it #He's not your dad #He's not your friend #He's just a dude #A dude who has a job and it just so happens that his job revolves around appearing personable #Don't forget that you don't truly know him and MORE IMPORTANTLY he doesn't know YOU #He probably has various ideas on xho his fans are as subgroups but he doesn't know you personally #Actually it reminds me of Maisee Williams in GoT s8 #People had seen her (the character and the actress) grow up over the years and when she decided she wanted to do a nude scene #A lot of people said they were uncomfortable #In both cases. They're adults. They can do whatever they want.#I guess that was a rant but sometimes I find the fandom really off-putting #Deactivated reblogs because the RBs were getting boring and a pain

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arkarti · 1 year

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Monty was trying his best!!

Twitter: X

#markiplier #mark fischbach #fnaf security breach #fnaf ruin #artists on tumblr #fanart #you know when lizards cant get a grip on tiles and just scratch full speed across them but almost not moving at all? Like this :3 #he's just bones at this point rip

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kingofmeatballs · 3 months

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Teeny-tiny attempt at animation

#my art #made this some time ago #literally just like his eyes so much i wanted to see them move that's it bdbssb #artists on tumblr #markiplier egos #actor mark

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criminey-christmas · 3 months

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mark confirmed that the 20k donation from that gamer’s for palestine live stream was him and people are saying, “well he’s still not talking about it”, am i the only one who thinks giving 20 thousand dollars directly into palestinian hands is more impactful than making a post on a defunct social media site asking people with less than a hundredth of his net worth to donate in his name?

#we’re past educating the general public now #look at all the protests the fulfilled gofundmes the thousands of names on hundreds of petitions #the people have rallied #its about money and politicians now #acting like hes scum when hes done more for palestinian relief than the entire american government is a bit ridiculous #he didnt pull a lizzo and ask his broke fanbase to donate #he took his own money and gave it to the people who need it #and thats just one donation we’ve seen who knows how much else hes given #quite frankly i’ll take that over a tweet #markiplier #well that’s content #marky mark

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friendzoned61 · 3 months

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I don’t think I want to be a god.

Buy me a Kofi?

#markiplier #slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #so sorry for making the player mark I just really liked the playthrough #The Long Quiet #I spent almost an hour on the feathers

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maskerat · 3 months

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a niche game: *comes out*

me, 16 years later: hi.

drew these on a magma board my friend hosted.

#off #off game #the batter #batter #maskerat art #i am so late to this fever dream of a game but #yeah. either i will figure out a way to play it or just watch markiplier #it's always shit like this that i get interested in lmao.#i think i have a thing for men in hats with hidden eyes/faces... cue clouded monk.#digital art #doodle art

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99sin · 2 months

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Gang cant know abt this

🚶🏻...

#in space with markiplier #markiplier #iswm #markiplier cinematic universe #iswm captain #porniplier #construction worker mark #artists on tumblr #ibispaintx #idk I just like the construction worker a little bit more than the others #hes the only one that smiles at you alright #look I swear this started as a joke #markcu

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deeeens · 3 months

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#this was just going to be a dramatic portrait piece but i wanted to give him big honkas #not to sexualize the man behind the character I just believe dark would have big tiddies + i dont want to deprive him of that #might have more of those soon. unexposed because that feels like too much. but still #tags now >>>#markiplier #markiplier fanart #markiplier egos #a date with markiplier #who killed markiplier #damien markiplier #darkiplier #darkiplier fanart #adwm darkiplier #a heist with markiplier #ahwm #have i covered them all....#my art

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seraph-draws-stuff · 7 months

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idk heist guy in the sewer

#‘there’s just gonna be some simple shading’ I said like a liar who lies #ahwm #a heist with markiplier #heist!mark #markiplier #digital art #art #fanart #markiplier egos #seraph draws stuff

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pixiemage · 7 months

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Holy crap I completely forgot I attempted to download the entire Unus Annus channel right before it got deleted. I just found an old hard drive in my desk I forgot I even had, and like - dude. I have no idea how many videos are on here but it HAS to be in the triple digits, including thumbnails. This is friggin' insane.

#unus annus #markiplier #crankgameplays #also I realize that goes against the entire purpose of the channel #I know that #I don't really remember trying to download these in the first place so I can't tell you where the motivation came from #I only saw like two videos back then because a lot of them dealt with some existential topics and I can't handle that kind of thing usually #so maybe I had fomo regret at the time - who can say?#I don't intend to share them on YouTube or anything like that because I know Mark and Ethan didn't want that #I just think it's bonkers that I have a partial archive of something that no longer exists on the internet #this is the coolest thing I ever forgot I did #ADHD is a trip man

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ivy-creates · 9 months

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its been a hot minute have a colonel doodle

#ivys art #wkm #wkm colonel #colonel #william j barnum #wkm william #wilford warfstache #who killed markiplier #idk why i always draw him sighing #just seems like a stressed guy ig

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infinite-infinite-stars · 9 months

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What if... Who Killed Markiplier... but it's Ace Attorney Investigations...

"Ace District Attorney Investigations", if you will.

(Everything you see here was drawn by me, with some backgrounds/that one evidence photo being either screenshots from the show, or edits of official photographs of Mythea Castle, where WKM was filmed)

#who killed markiplier #wkm #ace attorney investigations #wkm fanart #wkm district attorney #captainsona #captain yona masters #''a burgundy-wearing prosecutor teaming up with a kooky detective? now why does that sound familiar- OH YEAH!''#anyway you guys ever notice that the da from what we're shown is a pretty piss-poor investigator?#they just kinda wander around aimlessly and allow people to shoo them away before offering up any information #like their alibis or lack thereof #it doesn't exactly help that wkm is a choose your own adventure without any choices #and I know mark's team was limited on budget and time or whatever and they meant for it to be more involved than what we got!#it's not their fault!#but still you can't deny that what we got isn't very satisfying as far as murder mysteries go #and I don't feel all that compelled to pretend otherwise!#so in the version of wkm that exists in MY head #da!yona is going to take the prospect of solving her dear friend's murder SERIOUSLY goddammit!#(the conclusion she's gearing up towards in the last two pictures #is that the party was a cover for mark's plan to kill the colonel; but it obviously backfired and mark wound up getting killed instead)#(that's her theory. as we all know it's not /quite/ accurate to what really happened but it's pretty close!)#(obviously she's unaware of any supernatural element to the whole thing at this point)#(or heck maybe in this version of events there actually isn't a supernatural element at all and she's right. I haven't decided)

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