#just normal things

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[the-boney-rolls]

"hey how are things"

my brain: when Paul McCartney turned 80 did he think about how he'd lived twice as long as John Lennon did he mourn the fact that he'd lived two of John's lifetimes and only one of them had included John and only for a little more than half the time and two years before that it was the 40th anniversary of John's death he's been dead longer than he lived and that was 2020 and was Paul alone with his family on his farm thinking about this is it in McCartney ||| is that the Deep Deep Feeling did he get married on John's birthday because it's just too painful to think this way

me: yeah, good

[piconoodle]

pspsps

[painted-bees]

Anxiety beach

[anicastes]

Don't shoot! There's a baby in here!

[drowningindango]

Nagato really dyed the hair and eyebrows of the other dead bodies so they would all match with his fav, Yahiko………

(Also, if I had a nickel for every akatsuki member that puppeteers human corpses, then I would have only two nickels, but it’s still fun that it happened twice. Nagato and Sasori could be tragic besties too, in another universe)

[youarentamaybeyoureayes]

officially one month since hsmtmts ended and in case you were wondering, i haven't recovered from the brainrot

[jhara-ivez]

I am pretty sure that this is not in the slightest historically accurate but we are giving our best. Also the former king declared that everyone has to get rid of their clothes and go about naked (he also jumped off a building and lived... somehow until the very old age of 97), and the current king just ate his Council Chancellor in the middle of the night.

[miss-celestia13]

The problem with OCs is that they grow legs, brains, and mouths of their own very fast. You think you’re in control until you have two very insistent, loud, and brazen women yelling in your head, and demanding things while you’re busy with something else. I can’t concentrate. It never ends and they just get louder the more I try to ignore them. Wait your turn! But they don’t listen 🤭 sometimes, you have to give in just to shut them up before you can move on with the other things. Even then they’re whispering away to hurry you up, getting progressively louder the more I try to block them out, and it’s just not worth the aggro. Yes, your sex life is more important than a fight between life and death, you’re right, I’m so sorry. Let me rectify that. Priorities aren’t a thing with those two, clearly.

Nobody asked, but I never wait for anyone to ask, so this is what you get! I love them but they are greedy, selfish, impatient, and so many other things, and I rue the day I met them. I now know how people must feel after meeting my loud uncouth self.

[adoroborosgoth]

just my partner and I talking about bildad the shuhite at 3am as you do.

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You know, when Massimo said "baby girl" in 365 days, it didn't affect me. BUT when JAKE SULLY said "baby girl" in Avatar: The Way of Water, IT AFFECTED ME IN MANY WAYS MORE THAN IT SHOULD!!

[eshtaresht]

me whenever I go outside listening to fun songs about monsters, serial killers and necrophiliacs

[kymanismydrugy]

Currently have snot dripping out my nose, eyes redder than hell itself, face hotter and redder than the heat, while trembling and hyperventilating like a bitch, while writing Kyman fanfics at 3:00 Am while my parents think I’m asleep, all the while I eat the whole bag of chips, and sob, while my dog looks at me like a maniac.

Thing is the fic I was writing wasn't even supposed to be serious, just for funs and shits and giggles, and purposely awful, but then I end up fucking on the verge of death, heart pounding, eyes watery and red. I don’t even like writing fan fiction in the first place, hell! I hate writing what is going on 😭 Am I okay???? Like Gen..

[theharrowing]

one of my favorite little activities is singing to my cat while completing tasks, and i think my best worst one to date is, to the tune of serendipity, “just let me scoooop your pooo — lemme scoop, lemme scoop, yeah — just lemme scoooop your poooOoOop…”

[kukos-satellite]

Over in my little Tumblr corner we cry for fictional characters because we are the weird kids who do whatever they please and marked as the anti-social one by classmates and teachers

[anicastes]

I'm going to stop by my sister's place after work!