#just some guy poll

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: FINAL ROUND

Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) and Stanley (The Stanley Parable)

For the final round, our contestants deserve a little more detail than just the reasons they were submitted with.

Created with the sole purpose of being the least interesting OC possible, Connecticut Clark has been crushing his competition consistently in every round. He has nothing going for him -- no cool powers, no tragic backstory, no interesting appearance. The only notable thing about him is his cool, badass, goth wife, Malfina the Demon Witch, which in fact is one of the most Just Some Guy traits: being a bland character with a love interest who's way more competent than him. Get it, Clark.

As for his competition, Stanley has the honor of being the most submitted character when character nominations opened up. Just like Clark, Stanley has been consistently sweeping, and it's for good reason. Despite being the titular character in his own game, Stanley has absolutely nothing that makes him stand out. His appearance is that of a default video game character, he never speaks a word, and he has no personality or backstory other than what the Narrator occasionally projects onto him, and even then, those details are normally irrelevant by the next time the game begins. He is truly just a shell for the player and Narrator to puppet around, which is the whole point of the game.

While they are both truly Just Some Guy, for the final time, I ask...

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

guys. guys. listen. you know in your heart of hearts that Connecticut Clark is truly Just Some Guy™️. there is a poll (@justsomeguypoll) that's gonna be up soon to see who is truly Just Some Guy™️. vote Connecticut Clark. if you vote Connecticut Clark and show me proof, i'll write you something small of your choice.

remember, Connecticut Clark for Just Some Guy 2023

[sgt-celestial]

[cherrytraveller]

@chiangyorange‘s poor guy had to fight for his damn life so far, meanwhile my old man got to chill half of the time in the @rottmntpeepawpolls

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[just-some-guy-joust]

Just Some Guy Joust - Contestants List

Note: This is NOT the order of the brackets. Like with the last tournament, the order of the brackets will be a surprise. This list was randomized from the brackets I set up and does not represent who each character will be up against. The only thing you know for sure which side of the bracket they're on. When the polls go up, they'll be posted in order based on the list here, NOT based on where their brackets actually are!

Round 1 of Side A is over! Round 1 of Side B is CURRENTLY UP!

(Full list of characters in text format is under the cut)

Side A

Sasha James (The Magnus Archives)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) - died round 1

Joy (Underworld Office/Charlie in Underworld) - died round 1

Junpei (Zero Escape)

Horse (Centaurworld)

Phone Guy (FNAF) - died round 1

Gordon Freeman (HLVRAI)

Joshua Gillespie (The Magnus Archives) - died round 1

Namari (Dungeon Meshi)

Shez (Fire Emblem: Three Hopes) - died round 1

Henry Stickmin (Henry Stickmin)

Stanley (The Stanley Parable)

Whole (Chonny Jash's Charming Chaos Compendium) - died round 1

Larry (Pokemon)

Luke Carder (Inscryption) - died round 1

Leorio Paladiknight (Hunter x Hunter) - died round 1

Barry the Quokka (The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Tommy (HLVRAI) - died round 1

Ulala Serizawa (Persona 2: Eternal Punishment) - died round 1

April O'Neil (TMNT - All versions)

Tsuzuru Minagi (Act! Addict! Actors!) - died round 1

Matt (Woe.Begone)

Gilear Faeth (Fantasy High - Dimension 20)

Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

Emmet Brickowski (The LEGO Movie) - died round 1

Stahl (Fire Emblem: Awakening)

Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359) - died round 1

Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station) - died round 1

Frisk (Undertale) - died round 1

Brian Pasternack (Yuppie Psycho)

Trevor Hills (American Arcadia)

Barry Bluejeans (The Adventure Zone: Balance) - died round 1

Side B

Carol Kohl (Carol and The End of The World)

Jaehee Kang (Mystic Messenger) - died round 1

Paul Matthews (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

Emma Perkins (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals) - died round 1

Su Moting (God Troubles Me) - died round 1

Satou Hiroshi (Disastrous Life of Saiki K.)

Chilchuck Tims (Dungeon Meshi) - died round 1

Michelle Nguyen (Welcome to Night Vale)

Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

Colin Robinson (What We Do in the Shadows) - died round 1

The Bard (Wandersong)

Usopp (One Piece) - died round 1

Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby)

Link (Ocarina of Time) - died round 1

Kazooie (In a Manor of Speaking) - died round 1

Connecticut Clark (FlorkofCows)

Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)

Hitomi Shizuki (Madoka Magica)

Junpei Iori (Persona 3)

Han Solo (Star Wars) - died round 1

Tomoya Mashiro (Ensemble Stars!) - died round 1

Peter Sqloint (Just Roll With It: Apotheosis)

Cabbage Merchant (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Marta Cabrera (Knives Out) - died round 1

Greg Universe (Steven Universe)

Yuuki Mishima (Persona 5) - died round 1

Gingerbrave (Cookie Run) - died round 1

Arthur Dent (Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy) - died round 1

Elsen (OFF)

Mob (Mob Psycho 100)

Tadano Hitohito (Komi Can't Communicate) - died round 1

Rung (Transformers - IDW Continuity) - died round 1

[khaotungsfirst]

i know the intervals are quite big so pls put your exact number in the tags

[writeouswriter]

There’s something so fascinating about Cecil winning the tumblr sexyman poll when he for the most part doesn’t have a canonical appearance, he truly is the ultimate sexyman because he’s everyone, he’s no one, he’s whoever the listener imagines him to be, so different, and yet recognizable each time, you look at him across all his designs and interpretations and you just know. You just know.

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

[tongue---tied]

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: ROUND 1

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Miles O'Brien (Star Trek)

Reasons provided for Reigen Arataka:

he says things like "hey, children shouldnt be doing this" and "you know kidnapping is illegal right" in a shounen anime.

He’s really just A Guy surrounded by kids with fantastical powers. He keeps running into these weird supernatural situations because he’s involved with espers but he’ll respond to the supernatural problems with ideas like “let’s just leave” or “lets call the police.” Reigen is the epitome of a normal guy who was dropped into a world full of people with super powers and just has to deal with it the best he can.

Reasons provided for Miles O'Brien:

Miles' whole career is built on being your friendly neighborhood Starfleet engineer who just wants to be left alone with his wife and child, but despite his best efforts horrible things keep happening to him. He is an everyman who just wants to drink synthale and play darts with his more homoerotic friends, and we love that for him. He's the most Just Some Guy you could possibly get. 

Poor man is surrounded by the weirdest bunch of people in the quadrant including Literal Space Jesus, gelatinous shape shifting batman, infamous sex symbol trans worm, a former terrorist and a (secretly illegal) augmented human. Meanwhile O’Brien is just Some Bloke trying to fix replicators at 2 in the morning while there’s a literal space war happening outside

[airplanefoodblackmarket]

Ok Midwest Girlies

I know there’s a “Best US State” poll tournament going around, but we all know the only way to truly settle this question is a Cage Match.

Fight!

[ganondoodle]

why the hell was there no postman in totk that chases you down like in twilight princess

[quasieli]

I really like these hyperspecific polls, so here's one about me!

[sinsmockingbird]

Do people want text message thirsts of you and a certain woman sexting?

[longelk]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

grimora and kaycee voted most dateable chars among their respective polls! and honorable mention to the mycologists who were only three votes behind kaycee!!