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folkdevilism · 2 months

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Sometimes I still think about the violence that went in to Jessamine's death animation. Even the moments directly before and after the actual stabbing contain a lot of brutality despite how rapidly the whole scene plays out.

For instance, seconds prior to the killing blow, Daud strikes Jessamine across the face so hard her feet nearly leave the ground, and then he immediately begins to strangle her before she even has a chance to regain herself.

And even after the the impalement, the violence comes to an end only after Daud forcefully throws her to the ground like a ragdoll.

#dishonored #jessamine kaldwin #daud #the knife of dunwall #at the end of the day it's an M-rated game with various violent death animations for different characters #so it's not like the animation itself is unique in that regard #but it's mainly that he manages to hit + choke + stab + throw her in less than a minute after you've barely met her (as the player)#it's the detail that does it for me #he doesn't even just let her fall on her own after he takes the blade out #he slams her to her knees and her head actually bounces slightly as it hits the pavillion tiles

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glittercleric · 8 months

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Okay that's enough, no work tomorrow for real. I'm ordering bed rest to myself. These knives hurt.

#knives as in going beyond spoons to the point you're hurting yourself #quite literally feels like being stabbed for me and my fibro #Just tiny daggers between the ribs and discs of my knees and shoulder blades #layne.txt

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frecklystars · 9 months

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When there’s a high quality version of the Barbie movie out for me to 🏴‍☠️ it’s over for everyone. You know how many gifs I’m going to make of Ken???? [counting on fingers] at LEAST... four

#ok spoilers in the tags incoming #every time I see the movie I want so badly to gif that part where #he is on the beach goin to war and he’s shaking. eye twitching. breathing erratically #and his dancing AGH i wanna gif those body rolls so baddddd it's so hot #or when he stabs his chest that move is so good too. but luckily that gif is already out there #I want to gif the part where he’s crying his eyes out and he looks down at his trembling hands and clutching them to his heart #and you SEE those tears on his face and his breath is hitching and he looks so fukcin BROKEN #BRO-KEN IF YOU WILL.#I hype myself up for literally every single scene he’s in #doesn’t matter what he’s doing in the scene he does SOMETHING cute or funny #whether it’s a laugh or a way he moves his hands or the way he tilts his head...#there is always something that catches my attention and holds it so tightly #like literally almost every single line he says is so fucking funny #or the way he looks at barbie while he's walking away and not takin his eyes off her #THE BOW? WHEN THE LADY ASKED HIM FOR THE TIME? AND HE BOWED SAYING 'I SHALL SEEK MY FORTUNE THERE'?#LIKE HONEY BABYGIRL ANGEL DARLING SWEETHEART WHAT WAS THAT. AND CAN YOU DO IT AGAIN #'I have all the genitals' knocks me out every time #and not even just funny moments but the moments where he's DEVASTATED I live for that shit #him breaking down yelling 'NO *YOU* FAILED *ME' while SHAKING and then he falls onto his knees #i really went into this movie not expecting anything. but most of all i didnt expect to be THIS in love with Ken of all characters #I really entered that theater expecting Barbie to be my main f/o and yeah she is one. but the MAIN main f/o is Ken??????#that’s when you know it’s a good movie when you make me give a shit about a Ken doll #barbie movie spoilers #woof #love notes #that being said can anyone let me know if u find a HD version of the movie floating around...#i only see ppl recording the movie screen w/ their phone dfjsfjdf

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noscio · 11 months

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so i just got TGCF 6

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #my god #mxtx really went 'what if i made this man suffer more than jesus'#like at least jesus got to fucking die you know #at least jesus got some time in a garden to prepare himself #pookie's entire life just went to shit one day and keeps getting exponentially worse every. single. day.#at every turn xie lian is like 'im not that great im not worth believing in'#and every time hua cheng (in any manifestation of himself) takes that personally #hua cheng has been running after xie lian even in death #which makes me so giddy because he doesn't HAVE to but every time he chooses to follow Xie Lian and watch over him #like that's what it's all about. when love IS a choice that you keep choosing #also very funny that hua cheng was like 'hey can i kill those people for you- i mean my beloved'#and xie lian literally responds by stabbing himself that would be a suicide attempt if he wasn't cursed to live #and also Hua Cheng keeps choosing violence #you hurt Xie Lian?? you SHIT TALK his highness the crown prince??#OHHHHH WRAITH BUTTERFLIES!! A THOUSAND WRAITH BUTTERFLIES BE UPON YE #XL could fold any fucker over his knee except for literal SUPREMES and he just chooses not to because he's given up #who's going to be the hua cheng to my xie lian??#or who's gonna be my xie lian?? i want someone to spoil #also i'm glad we're finally getting to see XL go apeshit #ever since learning that XL most suppresses bloodlust the most i have been WAITING for this man to start cussing someone out and get mad #XL has finally said fuck everybody.

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batgeance · 5 months

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happy happy birthday to my closest friend on this terrible website. you make my day even by sending a stupid tiktok that makes me laugh until i cry. i'm still hunting for the cosmic jet fuel you showed me and am forever jealous that i can't have your order because they don't have that shit by me. red bull coffee heart attack aside, i love your heart. how deeply you feel always comes across even if you're not an outwardly emotional person. it's felt. it makes me love you even more. you're funny as hell and are also unapologetically you no matter what which is super rare. you're a great listener. you're also a rock and anyone who can truly, genuinely call you a friend is so lucky. you're a staple in my day whether we're bitching about work or life or buying multichrome eyeliners. i don't think i can get how important you are to me as a person across but i do hope you know how much i adore you. personal feelings aside, in terms of this site i've written with you across so many characters and have gotten to see so many different sides of your writing over time. each one gets a unique reaction out of arthur and it's so fun as a writer to shift into so many different situations and tones and feelings...all with the same person. sometimes i'd get followed and not know who it was then i'd see your staple b&w and oh it's rio LOL. but that's so fuckin cool?? the fact that you have so much versatility and i can look at a blog and not even know it's you until i get beaten with the branding. and then you made bruce on a whim and oh hey. kaz was a really pleasant surprise too you know how i feel about s&b yet i love brekker and i love how you control the lore now. terrible for the actor, but love that you've got the reins. on top of that you're a super talented writer. i love how you can craft such a morose scene yet also thread humor into it even if it's horrible gallows humor that losers like us find funny. anyway all that being said i love and appreciate you and i hope you know that i am so lucky to have you in my life and i know you've got plans today and you're sick. throw that afrin in a shot glass and have fun. i wish i could be there to celebrate with you but i think that'd be such a chaotic combo god went "no ❤️." happy happy birthday i love you wear your crow feathers to protect your aching throat and may your next trip around the sun be the absolute best ever. love you big big.

why you gotta make me ugly cry today? i'm crying more than i did at the fucking piercer, you ass. i love you. i LOVE you. i cannot begin to convey how much i appreciate and value your friendship in a world where true friendships are so often taken for granted. especially on this shit show website. you're the very very best. thank you from the bottom of my rotten cynical heart. i love you SO much.

#jokethur #SAVED.#i haven't even had a DRINK yet jessie COME ON #I JUST A BABY I CAN'T CONVEY PROPER EMOTIONS I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY #honestly for the best that we aren't throwing back shots together right now #but just imagine the glorious shenanigans......ONE DAY.......#this was so nice i wish i could tell you better how much i think you're the bees fucking knees #my body's still in shock from the stabbings ig but just know that you're stuck with me and i love you #WHO is the talented one? lucky to create with you. lucky to know you. lucky to call you my friend.#thank you thank you thank you over and over #my dearest friend <3 love you HUGELY <3

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4e7her · 1 year

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hmmmm read subnautica themed sun and moon fnaf fanfic and now i am brainrot. i know i have things to do but alas…. the lack of these fics is criminal…. i must write

#i already have four pages done #in like an hour and a half #between reading the subnautica wiki and watching a playthrough #am i insane? maybe #but i am free #this is so cringe of me honestly but i do not care #my knee hurts #i want to write about the animatronics becoming big fish and treating a crashed human like a stray cat #stray cat human has tattoos and is an engineer #with a natural freeze response #i’ve already planned a scene where they kill a reaper leviathan with only a knife though #like they’re badass but also an idiot #they freeze and it’s like too late to get away so they just. stab. and somehow it works for them #good for them honestly. good for them

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smol-tired-binch-blog · 9 months

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Babe I was anything BUT calm what are you talking about

#smol plays yakuza #goro majima #He's much harder to fight now (unsurprising) but luckily I have all my moves and max health and strength but he won't let me grab him #for cool heat actions which is very rude because he's able to do them to me all the time #He did the thing where he climbs on Kiryu's shoulders and throws him to the ground like it's nothing and I started making strange noises #Didn't help when he also threw me to the ground and JUMPED on me I don't remember ever doing that move. AND that classic knee to the chest #move we all know and love. It's hard to concentrate when he does that and the noises continued to be made #BUT I BEAT HIM IN THE END!!! Also hes very spry for a man who just got stabbed in the gut

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orcelito · 1 year

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I May just be a little accident prone.

Just a little.

#speculation nation #me talking just a bit ago about being accident prone #and then. just now. i was holding tally #crouched slavic style. ya kno.#had her in my lap all lovin on her. and then i went to set her down #and her back claw caught on my leg hfkdhd but like kinda a lot #it's um. kind of a curve around the inside of my knee?#relatively straight when my knee is bent (as it was) but standing i got a weird curve #this bitch is a good 6-8 inches long of a scratch. what the hell am i doing #maybe my coworkers are right. maybe i do need to exist in bubble wrap #BIRTHDAY FIIIIT claw stab on the cheek and half a foot long curved scratch on my leg. booyah

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d0d0-b0i · 2 years

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besties i did it again

#IM SORRY FOR BEING A GAMER!!!#this is who i am <\3 #awake at 6 am again #my productivity is at an all time low just cus i like stabbing fake people #please don’t become a habit i am begging myself on the knees and floor #however ac valhalla my betrothed/beloathed #‘viking’ was NOT A TERM DURING THE VIKING ERA AND HAVING THE CHARACTERS REFER TO THEMSELVES AS SUCH IS IMMERSION BREAKING #also drengr’s more common understanding is ‘lad’ or youthful boy NOT!!! ‘COURAGEOUS WARRIOR’#did the writers not realize the word dräng and drengr are eerily similar?#mayhaps even that one is simply a modern version of the old norse word?#because DRÄNG MEANS FARMHAND/YOUNG GUY/LAD #FUCK YOU ACV WRITERS #IF YOURE GONNA ROMANTICIZE THE OLD GODS LANGUAGES YIU BETTER READ UP ON THEIR CHILDREN #BECAUSE WEIRDLY ENOUGH!! WHEN A LANGUAGE IS FROM A TREE; IT CAN BE QUITE EASY TO RELEARN OLDER LANGUAGES FROM THE SAME TREE #BECAUSE IT IS USUALLY JUST A SMALL DIFFERENCE IN SPELLING OR GRAMMATICAL PRONOUNCIATION #IM UNDERCUTTING IT RN BUT AAGGAHAHAHH #this is why i can’t like things <3 as soon as vikings are brought up the historian in me lashes out not unlike a werewolf at a full moon #hilda the show is the only exceptions because it knowingly plays into tropes and fantasizes scandinavian folklore in a good way #amp hibia though…. oh my baby.. vikings never had horns on their helmets<3 *kills you*#sorry for the word vomit #whe. i get this tired pressure forms in my head so something has to come out

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krafterwrites · 2 years

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You know that Spongebob guy who has glass bones? That’s me but specifically in my knees

#My knees are hurting so badly right now #I cannot stand on my left kneecap or else it simultaneously feels like I'm being stabbed and the bone is shattering #Even when I'm sitting in this chair it still kind of hurts #So my legs just hate me I guess #Krafter Talks

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s0fter-sin · 2 years

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love how two generations of my family have the exact same chronic knee pain and we’ve never done anything about it

#good old achy legs #it starts behind the knee then wraps around the sides and its fucking awful #my sister used to be in tears from and mum would have to rub them before she could get to sleep #and her pain tolerance is insane #we all have chronic pain we have to have high tolerance #but fuck it hurts so bad #just a pure burning ache that just stabs before swelling all the way around #but weve never gone to the doctors about it bc it would just be blamed on our preexisting shit #my sisters back and nerves are all fucked so it would be that #pots causes pain so its just that #and mums had knee injuries before so its just that #never mind all three of us have the exact same pain in the exact same places starting when we were young teenagers #fucking doctors #i had a a thing when i was 11 where my whole body would just go numb out of nowhere #i used to have my friends push down on my shoulders to try and ground me #what did the doctors say?#oh its just bc your growing #bitch??#full body numbness and youre just gonna blame my growing?#looking back i realised it was an early pots symptom #but i cant do shit about my knees and its been so bad the last few days #normally id get it maybe once a week but its been four days in a fucked out row #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #spoonie

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theblehthatbloos · 1 month

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Look rhemmy, maybe it's the down bad and cause I'm tired but yesterday was the Ides of March and my back hasn't been blown out in either way, so I'm still a little irritated but go off

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hiding-in-my-blanket-fort · 1 month

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apollo-zero-one · 2 months

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I am being Tormented by Visions again

#me: peacefully trying to fall asleep #my hell brain: you should gouge out your eyeball. stick your fingers in there and yoink it out and cut the connectors. Oo you should cut #a hole in the back of your knee. What if you crashed a car on purpose. Omg what if there was a demon there and the demon looked exactly #like you and told you that you had to crash the car or else he's going to kill your whole family? bro you should totally swing a sledge #and break your leg. You should fall backwards off a tall building. Or a tree! You should throw yourself at the ground as hard as you can #repeatedly. You should take bolt cutters to your Achilles tendon. Snap your thumb it would be so easy do it do it. what would happen if you #cut off circulation to your leg. You should try auto amputation. You should slam your face into a wall and break your nose. You could so #slash your face up with a razor blade you could just do it. what if you dug a hole in your elbow bend and pulled out the veins? you should #randomly stab a needle into your stomach. what if you cut your ear off that would be so crazy. You should stare at the sun. What if you #stuck your face in a bowl of bleach? you should set yourself on fire. Hey lets revisit that demon who looks like you from earlier-

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fill-me-with-dirt · 5 months

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Not to be dramatic but I wish that my brain and/or my body worked correctly even just one time in my entire fucking life

#instead it’s just what if you had a panic attack for no reason and also you can’t stand bc your knees will feel like ur being stabbed #or at least I’d like to know what’s wrong eith me #all I have is two types of anxiety and depression diagnosis from fucking middle school and “Unspecified Personality Disorder from last year #vent

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baekuras · 7 months

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just remembered the whole medieval market stuff is happening during the weekend where i work saturday AND sunday and I am both excited for it but also super upset bc...i won't even get to see or have the option to see half of it

+i have coworker who as usual feel too cool for anything and are like 'this is stupid' Anyhow idc its medieval dress up and music and just having fun SO CLOSE TO ME-it's the first one here so it might be a bit shit as things usually are the first time but I am still excited and just wanna hang out nearby and within the atmosphere

but nope got shifts just so placed that they will take the majority of time off it

can't even get dressed up or anything because work! and if i'd go home first i'd fall into bed because work=tired....+i know how my brain works Hates doing things that roundabout

#txts #cant have fun at work at all #either its bitching about my hair or about whatever festivities are happening #like yes idc for 90% of them either but i don't bitch and moan about every one of them nor act like they are just generally dumb #its entertainment #and we work in the middle of the city #which may not be a large one but still....the fuck do you expect #'its right in front of our workspace!!!' yes...bc thats an open space #its worse 2 streets down bc thats a whole big parking lot that's used for any markets happening #so chill tf out #i am recently just getting extra irritated by ppl being annoyed by harmless stuff #like they are ALL older than me and so whiny GODs don't let me be like that at 30+#and if i am-stab me #i am also not enjoying extra ppl coming in during work hours but the easiest solution is to actually fucking turn them away if we dont have #ppl nor time for them #which not everyone is doing...mostly our boss #he isn't the only one but the worst offender and THEN while WE are still knee deep in our current appointments #is already pointing at the ppl coming in between #like k gotcha anyhow there are 4 other ppl coming within the next half hour and i got about 3 ppl other than you working #so the math aint mathing #not sure where he is magicking extra workers or some special time dimension from but i havent found either yet

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