#just the ol regulars yknow?

[ellzilla]

I like the silly Pokemon Parody Ark Ripoff game so here's my two cents if you're interested. Under the cut bc this post is long as fuck lol Also congrats Palworld for the 1.5 Milly player peak on steam, go you crazy ass indie game

After trying to find cute Palworld content on tumblr and seeing nothing but whining, it's surprising how many people hate this random ass indie game that was made on a budget of 10k? Like yeah the designs can be boring parodies with a handful of great original ones but the amount of people who are outright hateful's kinda.. odd? Like lads you can critique a game, it's designs and CEO without sending death threats to the developers right? Tumblr likes to steal from the rich so why is it bad when someone actually does? Anyway it's insane how there's people trying to prove the game stole assets from Nintendo and then compare models which. Are not the same poly and vertices wise? And even if it was, it's hard to take seriously when the poster is someone who admits they hate the game for... Animal abuse? Also insane how many people hate Palworld for the fact it has -human- slavery, Pals can do jobs for you 'so it's cruel' and has a certain Pal number 69 who's description is suggestive so the game's immoral and over all "trying too hard to be edgy" it's like. Since when do we police such topics in games of all things? Have you played games that aren't Baby's First Christian Game before? Scratch that because even shitty bad Christian games have harsher shit than what's in Palworld. Catching and selling ppl [who tried to kill you in the first place] in the game's exactly like catching 'mons and it's nowhere near as fucked up as Rimworld where you have to go out of your way to make prisons for people and, if you wanna be extra evil, you can extract their organs and sell them on the market n' nobody tried to cancel that game. In-game, Palworld discourages you from overworking your lil guys and asks you to make spas and beds and keep them well fed and to make sure they're medically sound and happy! Oh no! How cruel! I am asking my little teapot elephant to water my garden!!! Pokemon's also confirmed that people used to marry Pokemon in-lore and we have games like bg3 and DOS2 where. Um. Halsin is a bear in more ways than one yknow what I'm saying? also spider. Both pretty nasty and def not my cuppa but having a fit over a description in a game's kinda weird? Also for a game promoted on "Pokemon with guns" it is INCREDIBLY tame. Slavery is p-much "oh lol I can catch this guy. Anyway back to petting my fire fox :)" and put him in a box like any other creature bc who cares, videogame + the guy literally tried to Kill You. There's also no blood or gore or anything actually shocking tbh? Yeah there's guns but they're late game and you can literally chose not to deal with guns

Since when did we decide to yell at a game like the satanic panic of the original pokemon where ppl said it promoted cockfighting? Although it is fictional cockfighting gamewise, nobody cares because it's way more than that lol Also why does nobody complain that the game is literally ARK btw? Is it because ARK players don't give a shit or is it because some people will view a game and crit it for purely surface level assumptions with no nuance or understanding? Criticize it for lifting game elements from more than just pokemon, criticize it's CEO for being a regular ol' shitty CEO, criticize it's terrible official servers and buggy 'mon AI, but by all means do NOT spread false information and slander-ish claims against it jfc

[just-antithings]

being a quiet proshipper is a little bit bizarre for me because like, i don't even ship anything?? i just think that censorship is bad??? but i know if i called myself a proshipper on main like half the fandom would block me so fast "to stay safe" (i am also, like, literally a minor? i just share a lot of opinions with fandom olds like "don't like don't read" yknow??) so i just kind of Don't Dare. i do have in my pinned post, like, dni if you harass people over what they write or draw, but somehow no one goes "oh yeah maybe this guy's a proshipper". (also, the fact that i'm only on anon because i'm worried about people i like hatereading this blog and seeing me send this? censorship is bad (even the stuff you don't like) should Not be a hot take)

also (same anon who sent an ask that started with "being a quiet proshipper is kind of bizarre"), the fact that antis seem to think legally an adult makes you somehow Officially Old and legally a minor makes you Actually A Baby sure does NOT help me (someone who, due to trauma and just regular ol emotional maturity, considers himself a pseudo-adult) support their cause. like, icing on the cake, but still. antis be wildin, but what else is new

[threebooksoneplot]

love this podcast so much! this is probably a bit of a nuts ask but i just wanted to let you guys know that you've genuinely helped me in real life- I was approached by two Mormon missionaries today (i live in the UK so it was Unexpected to say the least) and for the entirety of the conversation I was remembering how you mentioned on one of your episodes (99% sure it was you guys) about how being on missionary is most Mormons' first experience of the wider world so you should do your best to be polite etc. all the context you gave genuinely helped me navigate the conversation so much lmao, you guys are entertaining AND educational 10/10

oh wow!! daaaamn, good for you!

and yeah, that sounds like something we would say. I (G) can't seem to dig up receipts right now but the tl;dr is that oftentimes, door-to-door evangelism of the kind mormon missionaries and jehovah's witnesses engage in is less effective at converting people, but highly effective at reinforcing to the group's members that all outsiders are Cruel And Sinful and therefore you should never leave The Church because that's where the only good and kind people are.

but also, like, 90% of the time the reason I (G) try to be kind to mormon missionaries is because they're like 20 and have never been allowed the simple joy of a macchiato (but must try to fill that void with vile concoctions of dr pepper, gummy worms, and half 'n half, apparently.)

also, let the record show that "being kind" does not mean showing any interest whatsoever in converting to mormonism, or leading them on to that effect! but it costs $0 to wish them a nice day and be a shining example of how wearing spaghetti straps does not in fact lead to sacrificing live goats to satan.

anyway. we're proud of you, anon! glad you like the ole podcast 🤠

—G

yeah this is awesome to hear!! and even to add onto this, that sort of advice is pretty good to utilize just in general when talking to people from these ultra-conservative, super-sheltered (and yes, usually religious) upbringings. like G said, you don't need to lie to them and make them believe that "oh yeah totally i'm absolutely going to see you this sunday and I sure will consider changing the entirety of my belief system/morals!" but, yknow, just be kind. it's good to do even for Normal Regular people you see on the street. but this isn't sesame street so I won't start that brand of schoolyard lecture.

semi-related, but a little tangential: my super-strict catholic high school used to invite mormon missionaries to come and 'speak with' specific religious classes (usually the TrulyCatholic bitches took these) every year. and every year we heard about how "lol the ridiculous mormons keep coming and being nice to us to try and talk about their religion as if we're EVER going to change our minds and believe in their FAKE and WRONG version of christianity?? isn't it so stupid that they're so patient and kind to us even as sister catherine anne stands back and lets us bully—I mean, debate these guys? anyways I wonder when the morons—I mean, mormons, will stop coming back. 😌💅"

and to this day I still think about those guys! because I never understood their willingness to come back every year, and I could not fathom why they were consistently so nice. learning more about mormonism through this podcast has really helped my ex-catholic ass look at the outside world and be like "oh, we were the assholes. I mean, I knew that already, but shit." and tbh i'm sure they honestly loved coming to my school, because nothing will solidify your own stance/opinion on a group of 'outsiders' than a mob of privileged ravenous catholic teenagers. anyways, let that be a refrain for you on your new day-to-day: don't be like the catholics, be kind. amen 🙏

—shannon

[pumpkinsy0]

I NEED Darry and Pony fluff headcancons they are my favorite. (Just a tinie tiny lil angst just a lil, just one)

ur ask is absolutely my command🤞🏽

•once darry caught pony while pony was high (pony was literally in the fridge until darry found him and asked wtf he was doin in there only for pony to say, i shit u not “the jello package said to chill for a few hours”)

•before their parents were *ahem* no longer w the living, god rest their souls🙏🏽, darry would actually help pony b a rebellious lil shit

•man, pony was even helping darry b a rebellious lil rat bastard

•thats y darry knows like half the tricks pony tries to pull, he literally taught it to him (guaranteed believe it or not darry lets him get away w it from time to time just so pony can have that regular ole teenage time of his life)

•and since u want angst, i shall give u angst, darrys actually the one who told pony about their parents dying and when pony was crying darry trued hugging him but like pony was pushing, maybe a lil clawing and punching darry away cause he didnt wanna believe him but darry knew that this lil guy needed a hug so he just still tried and now pony is crying in darrys arms

•ANYWHO they definitely have or at least had the same eating habits, they would make the same gross lil food combos while sodapop watched on disgusted

•darry was definitely that “if i did that to mom/dad they wouldve-“ kid and pony would always roll his eyes its canon now

•pony goes in darrys bed when darrys at work cause its just that comfy and warm

•when darry use to go on dates in hs he would always make sure to bring food home for pony and soda (well he brough food home for soda brought shit like candy and maybe a stuffed animal for pony if he went to a carnival or somethin like that)

•i joke about it a lot but in all honesty darry just wants to protect pony when it comes to curly, like its not even that he wants to protect pony from curly cause he knows curly can and will protect pony but its more of the fact that he wants to protect pony from the consequences that come w being curly, I CANT EXPLAIN IT RIGHT but he wants to protect pony from the consequences of curlys ACTIONS more than he actually wants to protect pony from curly himself, he does like pony and curly as a duo in some ways but yknow i hope that made sense i’ll probably talk about it later idk

[annieqattheperipheral]

can i just say i'm SO happy i found your account, thank you for all the media preservation and documentation you did live already during the asg! real mvp hours! it's been really exciting to see more people doing avs/sidnate/whatever things lately, and the commentary has been (i would put a 100 and ok emoji here but i think they changed the hotkeys for it with the recent OS update and i have been day drinking, SO!!!) anyway, delighted to find you, i used to feel like mugatu taking crazy pills dot meme about sidnate and it's just nice to have other people here.

omg this is SO beyond kind and lovely and guess what i can find my emojis so here they come 🥹😭🫂🫶💕 also your posts are always amusing and hilarious so yea I'm flattered!! and also real weird about accepting compliments. I'm just here to mercilessly tease sidnate and hope everyone has a good time yknow just joyous ol' happy nonsense hockey time littered with pls nicely let's burn the nhl to the ground. that's me. welcome!!!

lb here on tumblr has totally elevated the hockey watching experience so yea asg was super extra fun this time around, was happy to share everything i was coming across!! i need ppl to scream into the void with! and on the regular I'm usually on avs lb and leafs lb, with some here n there for pens lb and others.

so nice to meet you!!

[bunnyai]

more zombie posting!!! because i'm unhinged and a level of stupid not previously seen!!

me and my friend got started talking about decomps, like. feral zombies in mimzie's world? and i dunno they're just. weirdly fun to think about?

the only known way of turning into a decomp zombie (as far as walkers are aware) is going an egregious amount of time without any food, and by "food" i mean. human flesh yknow. regular food doesn't cut it but it's a good way to hide things

anyways in the early stages of decomp progression it can be easily reversed, but it just gets harder as it goes on. if it gets to the point where they can't tell the difference between human and zombie and just go for it? that's when you know there's no hope of bringing em back.

decomps are also harder to kill then walkers. walkers at least are fully intact and mostly look human, so they go down the normal zombie method of a bullet to the brain. decomps however are essentially devoid of anything that makes them human, basically the classic interpretation of zombies of the shambling corpse type. but this also means a lot of their internal organs are just. kinda mush. brain is hangin on by a thread kinda vibes. how to take these fuckers down is a good ol beheading, or just disconnecting whatever nerves is keeping the body moving (mimzie found this out the fun way by snapping the neck of her old teacher who became a decomp after gettin lost out in a swamp)

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

One time when I was little, I mean real fucking little, my mom was having over these important guests from Albion. Some fucking bigwigs, who cares about the specifics. The point is, normally my mom, she never stepped foot in the kitchen. She hired people to handle that shit. But she didn't trust anyone else to handle this one recipe. Family specialty on her side or something. Devil's Food Cake.

Now, I was so excited. My mom? Never baked me a cake in my life, not even for my birthday. I was psyched out of my tiny little fucking mind. I tried watching her bake it in the kitchen, but the maid, (don't remember her name, they changed out every six months), she'd always shoo me away, tell me not to bother Ms. Hedgehog. When that thing came out of the oven, MAN, I had never smelled anything so good in my entire life. I'd had, yknow, chocolate bars and stuff, but this was a whole 'nother world man.

I was trying to get in that kitchen while it was cooling, no dice. Same thing when she was icing it, the maid or a server would always run interception. Fucking pricks. But they couldn't keep that up forever. Eventually they had to switch to focusing on the guests, boozin' 'em up real nice and all that. So they're convinced I'm upstairs in my room, and of course I do what any fucking kid would do in that situation. I sneak down and I try and grab a slice. I get this big kitchen knife and I carve out a hunk of cake. Just completely sloppy, like some psycho chopping up a body. So I got my slice and I dig in and holy shit. Greatest thing I had ever tasted up to that point. Probably one of the top things I've ever tasted, though of course being a kid and all, your brain's all stupid, might've just been a regular fucking cake. But god damn I can taste it just thinking about it. And then I'm about to have that second bite when my mom walks in. Ol' Bernie, she looks at my stupid little chocolate smeared face, she looks at that butchered cake, she flips the fuck out. Starts laying into me. Says I'm a monster, a savage little animal. Even asks why my dad ever said they should have a kid. She gets so pissed she tells the maid to lock me in my room for the night. Man I fucking bawled my eyes out over that. Don't think my mom talked to me again for... weeks? Definitely a month. Or two. You know, actually, thinking back on it. I'm not sure I can remember anything she ever said to me before that.

Good cake, though.

[stevethehairington]

AO3 wrapped questionnaire...number 18?

hello!! thank you sm for sending this in!!

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

ooh, hm, i think i am going to have to go with wayne here actually! i wouldn't necessarily say he gave me trouble, but writing him was a challenge (a good one!!) because he is just a very different character to write than what i'm used to writing. plus like he is SUCH a blank slate kind of character, y'know? like we get, what? two, three scenes with him? and they're short scenes too. and we don't really get to see him interact with anyone besides nancy really. certainly not eddie! (which is still a CRIME!!!!). and like we DO get a few details about him from just those short few scenes, like the way he looks/dresses/speaks (but tbh even then it's still very singular. like it's ONE outfit, it's ONE conversation, it's ONE major event that is dictating his emotions). plus the layout of the trailer and all of the details in the decor inside (but, again, none of this is concretely tied to wayne specifically, yknow? like it could belong to him! or it could belong to eddie! we don't know for sure! but it certainly lends itself to plenty of interpretations and headcanons and such).

all that to say, writing wayne is very much trying to build his character from the ground up. and BECAUSE we get so many of these little crumbs of detail that CAN be applied to him, it's very easy for the fanon interpretations to take hold and for Wayne Lore™️ to start taking root (most of which i absolutely LOVE btw, i have rarely, if ever, seen a bad take on Wayne Lore™️). so it's a balance of taking my own personal Wayne Lore™️ and mashing it with the bits and pieces of fanon Wayne Lore™️ i love, and breathing life into this character in a way that will satisfy me and the readers AND will still fit into the teeny tiny itty bitty little box that the show has carved out for wayne.

not to mention, wayne definitely speaks and thinks differently than the regular ol' characters we know and love from the show. he was raised in a different generation, with a different kind of background so it's about keeping all of that in mind too and trying to make sure that that comes across too. also making sure that he didn't sound like some hokey caricature was a HUGE thing i focused on while writing him, because that is NOT what i wanted AT ALL (and i like to think that i was pretty successful with that!).

BUT i do have to say that even if writing wayne was difficult at times, it was ABSOLUTELY a wonderful challenge that i think helped me grow as a writer for sure, AND i had SUCH a fun time getting in his head and walking in his shoes for a bit. and it was honestly SUCH a rewarding thing too, like the response to my wayne pov fics has been mindblowing and so heartwarming and i am just very very proud of those fics.

so yeah, tldr lmao: wayne was probably the character i had the most "trouble" writing, but that was a fantastic challenge that i absolutely loved taking on.

ao3 wrapped [writers edition]

[soupy-hotel]

yknow, theres nothing better than a good poop. and im not talking about a constipated dump or explosive diarrhea, just a good ol regular dump and that nice feeling of shedding some weight

[thecryptoid]

wishing everyone a very happy new year

i know some people think resolutions are so cheesy and dumb, comsidering we all make them and seldom keep them. to that, i offer you both a nap and a diaper change and a big ol Fuck You, Babe, in this house we snatch positivity even when we have failed in the past. you silly beautiful idiot. make a resolution.

my main goal is to treat my body like the temple it is. MY temple, MY rules!!! and those rules are that i want to be more careful about... yknow like, how many hotchips and crackers i try to fit into my temple lmao. how much rum i fit into my temple. less objects, more focused and healthy emptiness.

i want to keep up physical activity. focus on my main loves, gentle cardio and long distance biking. lifting at will. no pressure, just regular activity. i thrive my best with long distance walking and big ol bike rides, and that's what i'm sticking to. it's all about consistency.

my only goal this year is to treat my body right. i love my body, even now. but i am unhappy with my level of activity and honestly my weighr gain over the past 2 years. i'm trying to up my physical activity and lower my snacking/drinking. i miss when i didn't wanna drink all the time. genetically, i can't keep risking that shit, i don't want to end up an alcoholic. and i won't.

anyway this is just me babbling into the universe but i feel extremely positive and motivated, and i'm excited to ride that wave and then grind through the tough parts when it gets rough. i'm ready. i'm really ready.

[starlooove]

Ok so like my issue is that I have so many AUs revolving my oc that I can’t give a set story or even anything definitive abt how they fit into the timeline so imma just give interesting factoids or whatever;

-batcat kid but specifically an Afro Cuban Selina so the kids afro cuban

-I can’t decide on a gender BUT for names I’m thinking Simón (like See-Mon) but I change my mind by the hour so

-I think their specialty would be stealth and info gathering on a street level as opposed to online. Like I think they’d have the hiding in plain sight thing totally down and they don’t do stakeouts cause they can literally sneak in anywhere when they feel like it.

-Very sticky fingers. Doesn’t even meant to steal shit sometimes and will even return things to their siblings after they notice. Damian goes through an existential crisis when they return a whole fucking sword he didn’t notice was missing.

-Has abandonment issues in the: I’ll screw u over before u screw me over kinda way, and a tendency to run from consequences. Big moment for them is doing smth wrong and instead of hiding or flat out leaving till it’s forgotten, they decide to just stay and take whatever happens. (Whatever they did doesn’t have to be a big deal, maybe like a knocked over vase or whatever; but it’s a big moment in the sense that they feel so secure in not just their place in the fam but the fact that the fam loves them that they can get grounded and be fine or whatever.)

-split up from Selina a lot when it came to escaping or just general wandering for awhile but they always made their way back to eachother. The kind of ppl that can go months without speaking and be completely fine when they come back (tho they absolutely prefer not to and make it a point to see eachother at least thrice a week when the kid gets older)

-Selina’s vv protective of the kid but also doesn’t want them to grow up spoiled and with the ability to survive if smth ever happened to her. She feels like a shitty parent sometimes bc her kid doesn’t seem socially ready for so many things but she can’t help but feel a surge of pride or vindication whenever her kid comes out stronger after something tough. It makes everything worth it when her kid can babble about how they fought off some thug, even if her heart aches as she’s bandaging their bruised knuckles.

-Twin whips. This is me projecting a bit (finding out ppl don’t generally use two nunchucks on the regular after tmnt 2012 fucked me up) but they don’t feel comfortable if they’re not dual wielding. They can’t use one pistol, it’s gotta be two. It just makes them feel unbalanced and unprotected so they follow in their moms footsteps but yknow they had to double it

-big ole eyes. Slightly unsettling. They’re green and if you look at them too fast you could swear their pupils look like slits at times…

-causes problems on purpose and is genuinely surprised by the consequences

-if they ever got caught and genuinely couldn’t escape, Selina would step in but if she thought they could make it out on their own she’d leave some kind of sign or clue as to how to go about it. She’s so proud when they don’t take her cue and escape on their own for the first time.

-is very used to going unnoticed so ppl who are extremely perceptive or pay too much attention to them freaks them out and it makes them kinda defensive. Someone asking about their day will feel like an attempt at getting them to admit to smth and they’ll respond as such.

-don’t know whether to make them younger than Damian or his age for the sheer comedy but either way they get along with him and Duke the most

-starts picking up the caveman grunts from Bruce and everyone is trying to get them out of it. “Let’s use our word sugarplum :)” “Hn.”

-toxic trait is they expect everyone to know what they’re feeling despite looking like they were etched from fucking marble all the time. They genuinely think they’re an open book and don’t understand why Tim doesn’t get that they don’t ACTUALLY hate him they just said that in a fit of rage and it doesn’t matter anymore because it’s over with.

-very go with the flow kinda person tho. “This might as well happen” personified

-smoothtalker to the max, can lie like a fucking rug. Considering their actual blunt kinda awkward personality, watching them lie so smoothly is almost as jarring as watching Batman become brucie wayne.

-if someone talks shit Abt Bruce it’s whatever and same for most of their siblings but they’ll step for Selina and Jason 😭 (spreading my close Selina and Jason agenda btw)

-tells Jason that if he doesn’t take them on a joyride around Gotham, they’ll let themselves get caught in Bristol and tell Selina that he wasn’t watching their back. They get batburger on the way back

-is very black and white at times and they know that ppl CAN change but they’re also not very forgiving. “Fool me once and fuck you I can’t wait to dance on your fucking Grave” kinda thing.

-big moment is them telling Damian or smth “I don’t wanna be mad at you anymore” and forgiving them for smth big. Smth Abt love being worth heartache and smth Abt how ppl can hurt you w/o meaning too but that doesn’t mean they love u any less or whatever.

-that’s kinda all I got

-OH! They’re darkskinned btw. None of that light caramel macchiato swirl yall always do to mixed kids. I’m thinking Eartha Kitt or Harley Quinn show Selina so they’d be somewhere in there with dark hair. They get strong brows from Bruce (I’m thinking duckytrees drawings of him) and the way they emote is all him.

[emetkoto]

I forget, do you have an emetkoto role reversal? Where emet is a warrior of light and koto is an ascian?

thats actually one i dont have yet :o

my first thought for that kinda thing is always like unsundered azem stuff and i just cant really ever be assed with my azems so that route isnt really appealing to me plus its emetKOTO not emetAPOLLO, im kind of like really attached to my whole 'emet selch fell in love with k'oto as he was thing' gjksflksd

but i could maybe see pairing it with a 'hythlodaeus took the seat of emet-selch instead and ended up as the unsundered emet-selch' type of thing where apollo and hades were just his buddies who ended up sundered and idk. maybe hyth tries to ascend regular dude k'oto using his own memory stone to show him the time they all spent together to try and get him on board to try and sway hades to take their side or smth but while he's trying to play along k'oto is having a bit of an identity crisis bc on one hand hes kind of like nobody without this but also those arent his memories thats not who he is?? they arent a part of him?? the ol amon special yknow....but hes doing this part reluctantly traveling alongside hades and trying to earn his trust and lead him astray but oh no....hes falling in love with him....and he keeps validating him and his struggles when he vaguely tells him about them....ok maybe theres smth here after all! too bad im not like invested enough in hythlodeaus to write it like fully but

[dyketubbo]

yknow im curious actually. who the fuck on tumblr even consistently looks at likes. and i mean your own likes since most of us have our likes private. because i use likes exclusively to try and be able to look back at a post later but even then i forget to do that frequently enough for if to work and ive been on tumblr so much that its barely good for that anyways. only other use i can think of is just going like. yeah i saw this in the case of a vent or regular ol text post (afterall im not gonna get mad at people just liking a liveblog bc. its a liveblog)

what do yall use likes for do yall check them at all. and for the people who like art without reblogging it whats the point for you. what do you think that does because im not sure if even a lot of people who didnt move here from twitter or tiktok or wherever understand that likes are Just For You. i dont even look at the likes of people who do have it public and i know most people dont either likes are just like. an interaction between you and op (and if youre liking a reblogged post, the person who reblogged the post) theyre functionally useless outside of for personal reference or like. just a note that you saw a certain post and maybe liked it but they dont do anything for art that i can say for sure

[cablestwisted]

People thinking humanised Smiler would be a good partner... In some canons it theoretically Could be and i am not judging you. Please understand this. I'm victim to the same thoughts I think my own Smiler OC, M4rm4l, would be a decent partner.

But you know what would happen? You wanna know how it would be? You wanna know the brutal honest truth of how it would be? Every? Single day?? Every day????

- It does a full body scan every few days and constant vitals readings because you're mortal and fragile in its eyes

- You're Getting Corrected. It's the only way it knows how to make someone happy and does not see any problems with brainwashing

- You get given random shiny objects and loose articles.... You have more loose change than you know what to do with

- If you are slightly hungry. SLIGHTLY hungry. Food. Nutritious value of said food varies dependent on canon but if you're lucky its tasty

- IT THROWS A TANTRUM AT THE SLIGHTEST THING BEING OFF it will sit down and refuse to do anything! IT IS A DRAMA QUEEN

- It is Blunt it is Logical things must be Optimised if something is not optimised it will not stand for it. It stacks shopping in the shopping trolley very methodically to the point where when you get to the self scan checkout its scanned through in less than a minute. But at the cost of 10 minutes of organising things in the middle of an aisle

- It would literally just appoint itself as your doctor from now on you have a slight issue its referring you to an associated specialist. Side note this specialist Will work for the Ministry of Joy. So the quality of your care may well be QUESTIONABLE but on the bright side they don't want to piss off The Literal Smiler Itself so they treat you well enough

- Its literally like dating Baymax but if Baymax was. Yknow. A fully equipped brainwashing machine

- Congrats! Your partner is in a bin in a mcdonalds car park fighting rats at 3am then an employee came out to see what the ruckus was and it saw that as defying The Smiler and now it's marmalised them

- You're told to sleep at regular times, yknow, the good ol nine hours sleep but you wake up at 4am and find them hunched over a laptop still working. The Rules Apply To You As You Are Mortal But Not It

- It either follows social rules to a T... Or forgets that personal space is a thing and you wake up with it on top of you snoring

- Your happiness and safety is its first and only priority so its very polite and respects you fully, respects your boundaries etc. Genuinely wants whats best for you and would not force you to do anything no matter how much it would remind you hey you need to eat hey you need to sleep hey you should get that weird noise your lungs have been making for a few days checked out it will respect your wishes and needs fully. That's one of its main redeeming qualities GDJGEJEGRH

This is a thing Doc posted in a very sleepy haze at 10am upon waking up do not judge the Doc Docathan he had a weird dream last night and that's not his fault. This is also entirely inaccurate for Sure but its something lmao

[daz4i]

how do u wanna be killed?

giggling kicking my feet. ummm i often fantasize abt the passionate sort of thing, like what i post sometimes, just making it as romantic as possible, turning violence into an act of love 🥰

when it comes to regular ol death fantasies/plans my go-to is just whatever's quickest, yknow? 😌 bullet to the head or decapitation mostly :P

[sharksa-shivers]

...........YKNOW... Regular Show is like...The only show ever that's made me wanna write a fanfic for it. I've wanted to do fanart before for stuff but never a fanFIC...But there's just...Goddamn something about fucking RS that hits that autistic bit of my brain enough to make me goddamn wanna do that... Sort of, kinda...Because idrk if i'd be entirely good at writing a fanfic and i'd wanna make sure i had the entire thing planned out, beginning to end, before i commited to shit cuz i always get annoyed whenever i find good af fanfics but they don't ever finish... Idk...But i have ideas rattling round in the ol brain...Maybe a scenario later in the shows run where Mordecai and Elieen interact and are arguin about Rigbone...Maybe... But i do not know...I don't...Know if i'd actually wanna commit to that cuz again, my main focus is my oc derps so...Fuckin hell, idfk lol... Ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble is the tldr here...Also i love RS, have i mentioned that??