#kabushizu

[sheiswonderfull]

Naruto couples

I made this collages! Hope you like it!

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

[crows-and-cookies]

I've only seen this interaction 20 seconds ago and I'm already writing fanfiction 😍

[chaosnojutsu]

forgive me, but I have to ask. Suika, KabuShizu, Darui/C, and Inoichi/Shikaku?

HERE WE GOOOOO

suigetsu x karin

I love them SO MUCH and it’s a shame that they don’t love each other so much. I’m very happy with the “you’re stuck with me for life (derogatory)” vibe they have right now but would be very happy if they ever became anything.

kabuto x shizune (i think?)

Congratulations friend, I have never heard of this ship before 😂 I’m curious about the potential here but need some more context before I can say I’m on board.

darui x c

Honestly I wish I remembered more about their interactions and could give a better analysis. Seems like it could work though!

shikaku x inoichi

Endless possibilities. There was something fruity about those two, I just know it. Tender dads, best friends, partners in battle, i’m sobbing

Let’s play ship bingo!

[awintersrose]

Her greatest beauty is set on display here, in a place at his feet, with her head pillowed against his knee like something kept. Something he could so easily destroy with a single word or gesture. 

Kabuto prefers taking her apart in other ways.

Pairing: Kabuto/Shizune Rating: Mature Warnings: Power Exchange, Dom/sub Play, Sadism, Masochism, Questionable Use of Medical Ninjutsu, Chakra Play Is A Thing in the Ninja World ~~~~~~~~

For another long overdue Kinktober request submitted by Anon! Rated M again, I must be on a roll...

Also submitted for @naruto-smut-monday’s October prompt “Bound”

[asagao-onna]

What is your opinion on kabuto x shizune?

It’s my guilty pleasure ship! I would love to see them date in Boruto. Who doesn’t admire a single dad who’s good to all his kids? And they both are brilliant medic-nin and Sannin disciples, so that’s some good common ground. Plus, he has that bad boy reputation that’s hard to resist. As for Shizune, she seemed to impress him with her skills when they fought. (IMO, there was some sexual tension going on.) She’s feisty, but much more personable than Tsunade, which might appeal to him. Not to mention being a beautiful, mature lady. I kind of get the vibe that Kabuto digs the older woman types.

[thatsneakymedic]

That brunette medic with the nice legs who assists Tsunade-sama. You know the one.

Anonymously send me what characters you ship my muse with!

Bonus points for why!

“Ah! You mean Shizune, Tsunade’s assistant! Well, I have to admit that she is quite cute enough to date despite being older than me. And I have to be lying to myself when I say that she has beautiful legs. But sadly…” 

“I’ll have to pass up on this one. BEGONE! THOT!” 

// Well, what I can think of for this to be a ship is an AU of where they both are working for their masters and then they suddenly fall for each other from passing glances or from having to help each other in some way. Kabuto would more likely be the one to approach Shizune with his nice guy approach before fully going on to seduce her, she would probably be like “Who the hell does this kid think he is?! But he is pretty cute though…” 

I once saw this art post of them in an AU being together and I thought that it was cute until I realized that Shizune is older than him. Actually 9 or ten years older than Kabuto actually. 

I think an AU would work for this relationship since in canon, they would more than likely to kill each other than date each other.  Nice concept of assistants dating each other. 

[hotmonkeelove]

My Top Ten Naruto Ships

Please note: all you haters can kindly get stuffed.

1. OroAnko (Fuck you, it's canon as far as I'm concerned!)

2. MitsuCho (Soon they will be an official couple!)

3. ZabuHaku (The one yaoi ship I'm truly obsessed with.)

4. GaaMatsu (I couldn't find any series gifs of them together. 😭)

5. NejiTen (Neji's not dead!)

6. ChoKarui (Give us a backstory for their romance, please!!!)

7. KabuShizu (It may be crack, but I love it!)

8. LeeMie (You can't convince me she isn't Metal's mom!)

9. SasuKarin (Mostly for the kink factor/ guilty pleasure, lol!)

10. JiraTsu (The old, married couple.)

Tag yourself if you like!

[naruto-smut-monday]

Our prompts for October were Haunted / Bound, and our participants outdid themselves as always! If you enjoyed these submissions even a little bit, please make sure to visit the blogs below and send our creators some love and feedback!

@spellcasterlight - Deal with the Not Quite Devil (Fanfic, ShinoTen)

@mysecretx - Tricks and Treats (Fanfic, KakaIru)

@historicfailure - Communication is Key (Fanfic, Kakashi x Reader)

@awintersrose - Symbiosis (Fanfic, KabuShizu)

@thatshipcat - Worth a Head (Fanfic, SasoThird)

@thespookymoth​ - Lubricious (Fanfic, InoSaku)

AO3 post by Maiika - Twelve Months of Sexy Ninjas (Fanfic, ObiKaka)

Thank you to our creators! You make this event what it is, every single month! We hope to see you again on November 29th ^_^

[chojuuro]

you want ships to grade? hehe okay. KabuShizu, polyam Sannin throuple, YamaIru, and ShikaNaru 🧡

CRACKS MY FUCKING KNUCKLES

send me a ship and i'll grade it!

KabuShizu A+: OTP

THE INHERENT EROTICISM OF WANTING YOUR MASTER'S TEAMMATE-TURNED-ENEMY MAKES ME GO FERALLLLLL litcherally the only canon/canon ship i fuck with for kabuto they make me lose my mind AND there are only a few ao3 fanfics for them. can't have shit in konoha. gotta take this into my own damn hands.

Polyam Sannin Trouple A: I love it

ALSO the only ship i like for jiraiya ldsjlf i like orochimaru/tsunade on their own as a wlw vibe but jiraiya? fuck that guy. BUT idk man i adore them as a throuple??? they were put on the same team at SIX they literally grew up together. many thoughts. also much like kabushizu the inherent eroticism of childhood friends to enemies to lovers makes me LOSE IT

Yamairu C: Not a bad ship

I THINK IT'S CUTE but i also haven't consumed much content surrounding them lkdjfs i really adore the potential that they have tho. a couple soft bois just tryinna deal with their dumb students.

Shikanaru B: It’s really cute

that's a workwife your honor. NO OK SO idk man im a sucker for a good opposites attract ship and a high-energy/low-energy pair is so damn good. i think they're fun hehehe

[stamotkilt]

You ship a lot of crack pairings (no offense) and I love it. ❤ Also you hate G/ruvia which is even better. 👌👍

Aww!!! Thank you for the message. I love crack ships indeed (well... semi crack since they kinda know each other). Ships like KibaIno, OroTsu, Aomei, ChojuKuro, MitsuCho, ShinoShiho, NejiIno, KakaKure, KabuShizu, DaruSamu... I also ship grayza >.>

[sheiswonderfull]

Some collages of my favorite naruto couples

I made the collages! Hope you like it!

[awintersrose]

Kinktober is almost upon us... and I have a nice list of requests from last year that I plan on diving back into instead of the standard event.

HOWEVER!

If you missed last year, feel free to throw me a ship and kink-flavored prompt, and I might be able to cook something up over the course of spooky season...

The currently pending ship list is as follows (I am pretty widely varied in what I will accept but I do prefer the older generation):

KabuSaso

KonaRin

OroDan

HiruDanz

Suika

OroOro

KabuShizu

MikoFugaKushi

RasaSasoThird

JiraOro

MadaMito(Hashi)

KakuHida

OroTsu

YaguraUtakata

SasoOro

BakiRasa

KabuKarin

JiraTsu

KonaKushi

I only ask that repeats stay minimal ^_^

New requests highlighted in orange.

[asagao-onna]

@thatsneakymedic​ [x]

“Beats me Anko, I don’t really know anymore since lately things have been rather slow and I’ve been so distant towards everyone.”  He’ll shrug. 

“With my pal, Shizune, of course! You two would be totes adorable together! Your kids would be amazing medics! And you guys could double-date with Orochimaru-sama and me. Wouldn’t that be fun?“

[thatsneakymedic]

Just wondering what do you think of KabuShizu :)

already posted anon Link

[fantasywithin]

FCK YEAH!

I’m so fucking KILIG right now. I might fucking die. 

So while doing my NARUSAKU/SHINACHIKU fanfic. I put a little side ship of mine in it. KABUSHIZU. It has been a while since I shipped them.

And what the hell, I didn’t read that shitty gaiden. Out of nowhere @pushuberaia told me that Kabuto works in an orphanage. In KONOHA! There are so many opportunities  that he and Shizune might meet! 

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL FOR ME.