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#kara and babs are the same age btw
drpoisonoaky · 8 months
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Sometimes supergirl has a random thought that has to be shared with a specific person.
[Thought 1]
[On a rooftop with nightwing looking at some criminals]
Kara: Do you realize you can say “have a nice day” without problems but when you say “enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds threatening.
Nightwing: THE FUCK SHE’S DOING HERE
Babs: and if you use seconds instead of hours sounds even more threatening like “enjoy the next 1440 seconds”.
Kara: Exactly! Well good luck and good night *kiss her in the forehead and flew away*
Dick: I-
Babs: Shh they’re moving.
[Thought 2]
[Inside the clock tower with Steph]
Babs: Steph you have to be more caref-
Kara: A coconut has hair. A coconut has milk. A coconut has flesh. Therefore, a coconut is a mammal.
Steph: WHERE DID SHE CAME FROM?!
Babs: A coconut is a fruit babe.
Steph: THAT’S NORMAL TO YOU?!
Kara: Your logic is no fun but you are pretty so *kiss her in her left cheeck* bye *fly away*
Steph: that wa-
Babs: cause if you aren’t more careful I’m going to call Cass.
Steph: WHY DO YOU CONTINUE LECTURING ME AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
[Thought 3]
[Inside the clock tower with Dinah]
Dinah: There were like 10 guys at least but she came and fight al-
Kara: Do you realized that poems that don't rhyme are just really weird sentences that make people feel awkward?
Babs: Maybe you can write one and use it instead of fighting.
Kara: Oooh I’m going to do that *kiss her in her temple* see you tomorrow night *flies away*
Dinah:
Babs: and what happened next?
Dinah: I guess birds of a feather flock together.
[Thought 4]
[At the batcave helping Bruce]
Bruce: I’m trying to enter but-
Kara: Do you realise your lap only exists when you sit down? When you stand up its not a lap anymore.
Babs: That’s a good one.
Kara: The accessibility of this place is awful btw.
Bruce: Are you done?
Kara: Geez you didn’t even flinch.
Bruce: I’m part of the justice league. They always show up like that.
Kara: …okay I guess. Well *kiss babs on the nose* see ya!
Bruce: as I was saying-
[Thought 5]
Riddle: Riddle me this Wh-
Kara: Pizzas are circles cut into triangles put into squares. It feels over geometric.
Riddle: shit shit shit I cannot win a super-
Babs: Mmm now i’m kinda hungry. Can you hit him to end this sooner so we can get some pizza?
Kara: Your treat?
Babs: Of course.
[Thought 6]
[With Harley on a rooftop]
Harley: And then this guy came-
Kara: I bet the person that invented popcorn must have been really surprised.
Harley: FUCK YOU YOU NEARLY KILL ME YOU S-
Babs: I hope they didn’t have any cardiac pathologies.
Kara: Right? I’m gonna get some *kiss babs on the top of her head* bye!
Harley: Men I love popcorns.
Babs: So…
Harley: I’m sorry bratgirl but I don’t remember what I was telling you before the blondie.
[Thought 7]
[On the clock tower with cass]
Babs: When will you perform? I want to see you again, I miss watching you dance.
Kara: Someone could be stopping time, then unstopping it, and we wouldn't know.
Babs: I think that violates every law of physics.
Cass: They have to feel quite alone.
Kara: True. My powers are better. *kiss babs in her right cheek* Nice to see you Cass!
Cass: She’s nice.
Cass: In two weeks.
Babs: I’ll be there.
[Thought 0]
Kara: Babs, can I ask you something?
Babs: Always.
Kara: Can I fly wherever you are every time I have like a stupid thought and tell you and then go back?
Babs: Like a message.
Kara: Well yeah but faster and forcing you to read it.
Babs: mmm
Kara: A random thought, a kiss, and scaring the hell out of whoever you are at the time, what do you say?
Babs: If you do it more than 15 times in a week, the dinner on date night is on you.
Kara: Deal!
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