#karl the weasel

[knizuu]

Karl!! :D

[lunastars21]

If we fought…I’m sure I’d lose!”

My arcane odyssey/ Adventures sonic AU protags together!

Fang has a long way to go to reach their level

Bonus sketch :]

[f4nggzz]

Happyy Halloween!! So, I'm not very fine in the moment, and thanks to that, I was not able to finish the animation I planned, but I just really wish you all a wonderful Halloween, and thank you for everyone for interacting with my Fang posts :')

[loveforskekshod]

[askteamhooligans]

Fang, hadn't you poisoned your companions in prison?

"i didn't have any companions till Bean and Bark, or been in prison in sometime with cellmates..so maybe you just either had a similar dream...orrrr this is some other multiverse mumbo jumbo bean keeps talking about.

nonetheless...I'll certainly keep that idea in mind in case i get tossed into the slammer again, Thanks for the info..heh"

[disabled-battlekukku]

To me, Fang's relationship with his cousins is that one white pikmin gif

[kwebtv]

The Lost Room - SyFy Channel - December `11 - 13, 2006

Supernatural / Mystery (3 episodes)

Running Time: 262 minutes Total

Stars:

Peter Krause as Detective Joe Miller

Elle Fanning as Anna Miller

Chris Bauer as Detective Lou Destefano

April Grace as Detective Lee Bridgewater

Dennis Christopher as Dr. Martin Ruber 

Julianna Margulies as Jennifer Bloom

Kevin Pollak as Karl Kreutzfeld

Peter Jacobson as Wally Jabrowski 

Ewen Bremner as Harold Stritzke

Roger Bart as Howard "The Weasel" Montague

Chris McCarty as Milton Vrang

Margaret Cho as Suzie Kang 

Jason Antoon as The Sood

Jason Douglas as Anthony

Hugo Perez as Pumeet 

Tim Guinee as The Occupant, formerly Eddie McCleister

Jorge Pallo as Ignacio "Iggy" Loca  

Ann Cusack as Helen Ruber

Harriet Sansom Harris as Margaret Milne

Benjamin Petrie as Isaac Kreutzfeld

Chris Monberg as Little Jim

Nicholas Guilak as Arjun Mehta

[1nsomniacwriter]

Dazai, Poe, & Nikolai headcanons

Nikolai and Dazai live with Poe. None of them feel the need to mention this to anyone

Once when Poe was bored Nikolai taught him how to build a bomb. His logic was that if anything could cure the boredom it would be building bombs and it was good knowledge for a book. He turned out to be right about both of those things.

They regularly go see Broadway shows together

Nikolai forces them to have horror movies nights together once a month

They regularly get high together

Both Nikolai and Dazai turn Poe's backyard into a stunning garden

Everything in their shared house is payed for by Poe

Between Dazai having two weasels and a pygmy goat, Nikolai having two rats (named after Sigma and Fyodor), two sugar gliders (named after Poe and Dazai) a parakeet named Nicole, and Karl the house is incredibly chaotic

All three are more than willing to pet sit if one of the others need it.

If one starts with some over dramatic nonsense the other two are at least 80% likely to join in

They have a group chat together

All three have absolutely zero impulse control and will 100% join in on a stupid idea the other had. It gives Chuuya, Ranpo, and Sigma gray hairs.

They regularly drag Chuuya, Ranpo, and Sigma on triple dates. Somehow they always go exceeding well.

Nikolai has forced the other two to go to the mall wearing full on ball gowns with accessories with him multiple times

[crowtrobotx]

Lottie has a book report that she has to present in front of the class. Tell me about it.

“Siiiigh.” Kris pretended not to hear Lottie’s dramatic exclamation over the sound of the television - she didn’t get many chances to watch garbage reality shows and dammit, it was a rainy Sunday and she would enjoy it. Summer was coming to an end - soon her free time would be engulfed by Lottie’s robotics and theater club fundraisers, parent teacher conferences, and the ever growing list of back to school items she’d have to fist fight the lesser mothers for. Karl’s deafening snores from the armchair to her left necessitated subtitles and the occasional rewind but it was fine - she had wine and a box of Cheez-Its all to herself. Nothing was going to ruin this moment for her. 

“Uuuuuuughhhh…” Don’t look. Be strong, woman. Kris couldn’t believe that Brandon was seriously thinking his batshit relationship with Stacia was going to work out. They were complete opposites, and not in the good way - not to mention Stacia was clearly only in this to further her influencer career. Kris privately was always rooting for a giant meteor to kill all the contestants, but she was truly addicted to the drama - it was one of her deepest, darkest secrets. She took a larger than average swig of her merlot when somehow yet another gratuitous pool scene graced the screen, adjusting her position on the couch in preparation for what was sure to be a very long and brain dead manufactured drama scene.

“MOOOOMMMM….” “....Yes, dear?” Kris didn’t make eye contact - maybe if she didn’t look at her daughter, she would give up. Like a tiny, space-bun sporting tyrannosaurus rex.

“Can you help me with my book report? Pleeeeaase?”

“You’re a smart girl. I’m sure you can figure it out - you just need to focus instead of thinking ahead to whatever madness you and Papa have planned for this evening.” Lottie groaned on the opposite end of the couch before flopping back onto the pillows dramatically, a pile of worksheets in hand. 

It was a partial truth. The science and math teachers from kindergarten all the way up until now - her freshman year of high school - had always sung her praises incessantly. “Lottie’s a genius,” this, and “Lottie should consider advanced courses,” that. Karl practically vibrated with pride each and every time - it was adorable, but Kris would jump off a bridge before she let him know that. Their daughter, like most children, put forth a lot of effort into what she was interested in, and why shouldn’t she? The arts were something else entirely. Kris realized with every passing year that those particular talents of hers had been totally overridden by whatever methods the Heisenberg genes used to weasel their way into every crevice imaginable. She’d never come close to failing, no, but more than one exhausted looking and cable knit sweater boasting English teacher had commented that it didn’t seem like she was really applying herself in their subjects. Kris always promised they’d work on ‘encouraging her curiosity’ at home before invariably having to physically restrain Karl from attacking them for the audacity of criticizing Lottie in any capacity. It was only a matter of time before he was totally banned from the school grounds..

“Please? You’re really good at this woo-woo stuff and if I don’t finish I won’t be able to help fix the motor in the Thunderbird later!” Woo-woo stuff? Kris grimaced. Wasn’t she a cool mom? She glanced at the boxed wine, visible on the kitchen counter the next room over. She couldn’t possibly be becoming…. A lame Pinterest mom?

“What book are you doing the report on?” Kris asked far too quickly. She pretended to focus back on the elimination ceremony playing out dramatically onscreen. “Frankenstein.” Of course. “That’s a good one,” Kris nodded, tearing her eyes away from the TV to look at her daughter, who was putting on the most suffering, miserable expression she could muster. It seemed she’d even dressed to look as pathetic as possible - an old, stained hoodie with the faded logo of her father’s garage still vaguely visible on the front and socks with holes in them poking out from beneath the throw blanket. “What’s the basis of the report?” Lottie held out a worksheet with five questions printed on it. It was less a formal essay and more a series of thought exercises she’d apparently be expected to present to the class once summer vacation ended. To Kris’s surprise, four of the five empty spaces had been filled with Lottie’s barely legible chicken scratch - but they appeared to be largely literal questions. It was the fifth and final question that seemed to be turning Lottie’s little brain into dust. “Consider the gender roles in the novel. Is it possible if Dr. Frankenstein’s love created the monster instead of him, that she would have been a better role model, and would her maternal nature have changed the creature’s outcome?” Kris read the question aloud, mildly impressed with the magnitude of what was being asked. “Well, the way I see it, you just need to assert your opinion and defend it. It’s actually kind of hard to get wrong.” Lottie worried at her lower lip. Karl mumbled something that might not have been English in his sleep. Kris took another sip of her drink, privately ruminating on the question herself - it had been a long time since she’d had to write a paper and even longer since she’d read the book.

“I mean… is she asking if a girl made the monster if the story wouldn’t have been so dark?” “Sort of,” Kris commented. She reached over and tucked a stray curl behind Lottie’s ear, much to her teenage offspring’s dismay. “Your teacher is asking you to think about how men and women are portrayed differently in the story, and if you think a being like the creation might have benefited from a gentler touch versus the hyper masculine figure he was given. Again, I don’t think there’s a wrong answer. You just need to think about it. Would you have done anything differently from Dr. Frankenstein?” Lottie blinked. “I would have given the creature chainsaw arms.” Kris shut her eyes and exhaled slowly through her nose. Chainsaw arms. A part of her wanted to pat her daughter on the head and tell her to carry on, just to make the first parent teacher meeting more interesting. She wondered how Mrs. Hernandez would work fucking chainsaw arms into a conversation. “Well, see,” Kris began, choosing her words carefully - a task that felt Herculean against the asinine conversation on the television. “That’s a thought. For sure. You could argue that women are entirely capable of unethical and insane decisions as well, and the gender of the creator matters less than their belief systems and moral compass. But I think you need to address how 

Elizabeth is characterized - which is more traditionally feminine - and if you think the story is making a nature vs. nurture argument.” “I think that the creature would have been happier with chainsaw arms. And a laser eye - like Cyclops from X-Men.” “Wouldn’t we all,” Kris stared at the dregs at the bottom of her glass in dismay. Lottie scribbled something down hastily, giving her mother a false hope that perhaps she’d gotten a spark of inspiration and would finish her procrastinated summer work at last. Netflix asked Kris if she was still there, and she hastily smashed the “yes” button ten times in response. “You know,” Lottie began, mercifully either ignoring or missing the tightening of Kris’s fingernails on the arm rest. “I thought I’d like this book more than I did. I mean, maybe I’m crazy, but it seemed like the author was condemning what she thought was unethical science.” “Oh? Do you think?” Kris was torn between feeling proud and wanting her daughter to stop talking before she extinguished the little flame of hope she’d unknowingly ignited. “Yeah. It seemed like…. I don’t know. It’s weird, it’s almost like she was saying there’s a difference between scientific advancement and like… I don’t know, humanity? Like even well intended ideas can have monstrous outcomes?”  Kris nearly fell out of her seat, her eyes glued to Lottie with baited breath.

The teenager held her mother’s gaze a moment before laughing and going back to frantic scrawling. “But chainsaw arms could have solved everything. There’s no problem that can’t be fixed if you can turn anyone who pisses you off into hamburger meat.”

This is a punishment for a horrible transgression committed in a past life. I know it. It has to be. Kris smiled and patted Lottie’s hand affectionately. Wordlessly.

“Snrk… HUH?! Shit… how long was I out?” Karl, having apparently not died in his sleep, sat up in alarm, looking from his wife to daughter like a man stepping out of a time machine.

“Long enough,” Kris said blankly, rising from her nest on the couch at last to refill her wine glass. “Lottie was just finishing her homework, why don’t you two head out to the garage while I start dinner?”

“Hell yeah!” Lottie exclaimed. “C’mon Papa, I had a great idea while you were sleeping…”

[knizuu]

This is them. The family.

I just have a feeling that when the cousins and Barrette went on good terms with Fang, they just give him the violent sibling vibe. XD

[lunastars21]

BEACH EPISODE COVERS FOR MY FANFIC’S NEWEST CHAPTER GO READDDD IT

[savage-rhi]

Lucas to Karl: so when you gonna hook me up with your sister?

@rebelwithoutaclock Coming up!

"So," Lucas cleared his throat.

"So what?" Karl quirked an eyebrow behind his shades, peering up at the lanky man sitting across the table from him. He drew another card to play into his hand, smirking that he had a full house. Not that the damn Baker kid had a chance of winning in the first place, especially not to a pro and lord of the village, but Karl felt a great deal of pride swell in his chest knowing he had Lucas by the balls in their high stakes gambling.

"When are you going to hook me up with your sister?" Lucas snickered. "You know, the big one with the giant tits. Can't easily miss that around here! I reckon' you're eager to be rid of her so it's a win-win!"

Karl chewed on the end of his cigar, and his dark eyes once more leered up to focus on Lucas. The smoke that he had subtly inhaled traveled out of his nostrils as he let out a deep sigh, and shook his head.

"There's a million things I'd love to do to that cold hearted bitch," Karl began, slowly watching the charm and charisma drain from Lucas's face when the younger man realized Karl wasn't going to play his game.

"Hacking her head off with a rusted saw, bleeding her dry like she's done to so many victims, ripping her limb from limb via Lycans and watching--and a whole host of other shit I'm not at liberty to say in public--are a few things I'd absolutely would love to put Alcina through. However, never in a million years would I let a sniveling little sack of shit like you touch her."

"And they say the lords of this village don't have a heart," Lucas chuckled nervously, and swallowed soon after. He cautiously reached for another card from the deck, and made a face. "Look, Heisenberg, I only said what I said in jest! I mean we're playin' a mean game right? Sometimes crap slips when money is at stake for me. Think nothin' of it!"

"Nice try shit weasel," Karl huffed and then smirked when he presented his hand, throwing the cards on the table. "And you lose, by the way."

"God damn it!"

Karl's let out a ferocious onslaught of cackles and laughs throughout the tavern as he watched Lucas jump to his feet and slam his fists to the table.

"Best two out of three!" Lucas gestured. "C'mon!"

"Alright, alright, already," Karl scoffed, sniffling after he calmed himself down. "Double or nothing."

Karl savored this moment, and decided to let this play out a bit longer. He fully intended on slaughtering the Baker kid outside of the village territory after this, but he wasn't going to lie to himself: this was the most fun Karl had in ages. He'd give the kid that.

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[f4nggzz]

THE GANG!!!!!

Yes i did a redesign of the weasel trio, maybe soon i'll make a art of Nic!

Andy is one OC of mine(He exists since 2014 but at that time he was just a Fang recolor XD)

[alaffy]

The Righteous Gemstones, Ep. 3x03 – For Their Nakedness Is Your Own Nakedness

This will be pretty short, as this episode was more of a…not quite a character piece, but more focused on the characters and only slightly advancing the plot.  Still, it was a pretty sweet episode in the end.  Also, did the actor who plays Keefe really do that performance, because it’s impressive if he did.

We find out that Baby Billy is working at Zion resort as a singer.  He and Tiffany are still together and they have a second child on the way.  Baby Billy is bored being a lounge act and has decided he wants to create a gameshow (which totally doesn’t rip off Family Feud).  He pitches it to the Gemstone siblings, who reject it.

Meanwhile, Jesse has told Amber about Judy having some sort of relations with guitarist.  Amber goes to Judy’s home to drop up a kit from Amber’s marriage program, but only BJ is home.  Amber tells him there isn’t a reason why she’s dropping it off, other than she just wants Judy to see it.  Still, Judy knows why Amber has brought it and confronts her.  Amber makes it clear that she’s doing this because the church doesn’t need a scandal; but seems satisfied when Judy tells her she’s broken it off with Stephen.  Still, it’s clear that Judy isn’t so willing to let this go.

At the same time, May-May has reunited with her sons.  Well, she talks with her sons at Eli’s house and when it’s clear that they won’t leave with her, she’s asks Eli to take care of them.  Eli isn’t thrilled, but he agrees.  He tells the Gemstone siblings to be nice to their cousins, but they’re having none of it.  And we get a scene where the cousins find the Monster Truck from the first episode.  This leads to a confrontation with Jesse.  But what we get from this scene is that it is obvious that the siblings and the cousins used to be close at some point, but the Gemstones no longer want anything to do with them.  I’m guessing that the siblings know about the attack on Amiee-Leigh and are taking it out on their cousins.

Long story short, Eli tells his children to invite their cousins to a “Cousin’s night.”  Just before the cousins leave for that event, they happen to let it slip that May-May is living in the old church.  Eli and Gideon go to the church, where Eli and May-May start to fix it up and Eli invites May-May to come live with the Gemstones.  Meanwhile, Gideon starts to read one of Eli’s books.

At the Cousins’ night, Baby Billy has weaseled his way in by reminding the Gemstones that Billy’s son, Lionel, also a cousin.  Baby Billy also tries to sell his gameshow again.  But instead of having a fun time, this leads to an argument between Jesse and Chuck (one of the cousins).  Knives are drawn and things get tense until BJ points out that the other cousin, Karl, is choking on his food.  The siblings and Chuck work together and are able to save Karl’s life.  Seeing how upset Chuck is at almost loosing Karl, makes the Gemstone siblings realize they’re being too harsh on their cousins.  At the end of the episode, Jesse tells the cousins he will drive them back to Eli’s home in his golf cart and we see the cousins, Jesse, and Amber howling in fun.    

[askteamhooligans]

I heard you guys have been around team shoplifters, are they friends or foes?

"They got a new member recently as well but I haven't met them personally yet, all I know is its finally NOT a weasel."

[crypticcupid]

Romantic F/O List

Putting it on Tumblr so I can more easily be updated.

Kekkai Sensen

Leonardo Watch| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Klaus Von Reinherz| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Chain Sumeragi| She/Her| Bisexual| Ship: This is Lycanthropy

Steven A. Starphase| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Zedd O'Brien| He/Him|-| Ship: Hooked on You

Transformers

Wheeljack| He/Him|-| Ship: Chemical Attraction

Crosshairs| He/Him|-| Ship: I hate them all; except you

Blurr| He/Him|-| Ship: Fast Sweet-Nothings

Blitzwing| He/Him| Asexual| Ship: Emotional Concoction

Beachcomber| He/They| Queer| Ship: Pending

Facture| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Good Damage

Steeljaw| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Thunderhoof| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Shooting Stars

Knockout| He/Him| Unlabeled| Ship: Pending

Breakdown| He/Him| Pansexual| Ship: Pending

Homestuck/Hiveswap

Sollux Captor| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Bee Mine

Tyzias Entykk| She/Her|-| Ship:

Konyyl Okimaw| She/Her|-| Ship: Pending

Azdaja Knelax| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Tagora Gorjek| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: A Weasel and A Wolverine

Mallek Adalov| He/Him|-| Ship: Code to my heart

Horror Medias

Eyeless Jack| He/Him| Demisexual| Ship: Love Poisoning

BEN Drowned| He/Him| Asexual Biromantic| Ship: Wade in your Love

Karl Heisenburg| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Cogs in the Waves

No Straight Roads

Mayday| She/Her| Pansexual| Ship: Pending

Zuke| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Zimelu| He/Him|-| Ship: Punk is Love

Tatiana| She/Her| Asexual Biromantic| Ship: Fire and Ice

Friday Night Funkin'

Pico| He/Him| Pansexual| Ship: Guns 'a Blazing

Garcello| He/Him| Pansexual| Ship: Pending

Ruzyvat| He/Him| Queer| Ship: Harsh Winters for Sunny Summers

Sarvente| She/Her| Queer| Ship: My Religons You

A.G.O.T.I| He/Him| AroAce| Ship: Pending

Madness Combat

Deimos| He/Him| Pansexual| Ship: Spark it Up

Hank J. Wimbleton| They/He| Queer| Ship: Twisted for Each Other

Sanford| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

2B-Damned| They/He| Grey-Asexual| Ship: Pending

Helltaker

Malina| She/Her|-| Ship: My Tablet; Your Keyboard

Justice| She/Her|-| Ship: Pending

Beelzebub| She/Her|-| Ship: Caught like a fly

Pandemonica| She/Her|-| Ship: Looking4Paranormal Attractions

Pokemon

Ingo| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Piers| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Raihan| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Nessa| She/Her|-| Ship: Pending

Gordie| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Avery| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Kabu| He/Him| Queer| Ship: Pending

Leon| He/Him|-| Ship: Pending

Splatoon

Frye Onaga| She/Her| Queer| Ship: Pending

Shiver Hohojiro| He/They/She|-| Ship: Pending

Pearl Houzuki| She/Her| Pansexual| Ship: Pending

Marina Ida| She/They| Queer| Ship: Pending

Marie Cuttlefish| She/Her| Asexual Biromantic| Ship: Pending

Spyke| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Ikkan| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Warabi| He/They| Queer| Ship: XOXO Kisses Hugs

Taka| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Ryan| She/Her| Queer| Ship: Pending

Mizole| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Kagi| He/She| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Tsumabushi| He/Him| Pansexual| Ship: Pending

Kazami| She/Her| Demisexual| Ship: Pending

Beika| He/Him| Pansexual| Ship: Pending

Kikura| She/He/They| Queer| Ship: Pending

Shima| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Nagare| He/Him| Queer| Ship: Pending

Pikmin

Yonny| He/Him| Queer| Ship: Pending

Dingo| He/Him| Bisexual| Ship: Pending

Brittany| She/Her|-| Ship: Pending

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