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Kasumi Saotome (Ranma 1/2)
Type: Poll Winner
AU: Ranma 1/2 AU: Kasumi Saotome AU, Married AU
Summary: Ranma rather than get engaged to Akane was engaged to Kasumi who was quite open-minded about being engaged with the younger man who may not be her type but was still good if rough-around the edge young man
Theme: Rasumi, Older Woman/Younger Man, Wholesome, Marriage Life
—X-xx-X—
Her name was Kasumi Saotome, once known as Kasumi Tendo, eldest daughter of Soun Tendo and Aimi Tendo was now a married woman to Ranma Saotome, a good if rough-around-the-edge young man who was three years younger than her and she was married to him by the promise between her father and Saotome-san to merge their dojo together.
He wasn't her type. Far from it...and yet she was engaged to him and she too her surprise was happy to be with him as despite his flaws and moments, he was trying to be a good and worthy man for her and try to overcome his flaws his father and himself developed in the name of a happy life with her which made her slowly but surely fall in love with the rough-goodhearted man.
She looks at the simple gold ring on her ring finger with a small smile. The ring was so simple yet so beautiful that it filled her with overwhelming joy and delight at the sight of said ring. A testament of her new life as Kasumi Saotome, wife and future mother of his child when the time comes.
"Kasumi-chan. I'm home!" A strong voice echoed across the Tendo household which made her heart leap with joy as she looked away from the ring and made her way to the direction of her husband who gotten back from work.
"Welcome home, Ranma-Kun." She greeted her husband with a beautiful smile on her lips as she walked up to him and give him a quick tender kiss which her husband return tenfold.
#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#kasumi tendo#ranma 1/2 au#kasumi saotome au#married au#shipping post#shipping#Rasumi#age difference#older woman/younger man#poll winner#my writting#wholesome#married couple
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And now you can ask them questions! Maybe even help them... They might need it.
#ranma ½#ranma#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#rankane#akane tendo#nabiki tendo#kasumi tendo#soun tendo#ranma x akane#ranma x ryoga#ranma x akane x ryouga#au#ask blog#ryoran
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I have a specific pet peeve of mine which I've been seeing a lot recently in the Ranma 1/2 fandom. It really bugs me when people depict Ranma Saotome as both trans-feminine and like a soft domestic type woman. I have 0 problem with interpreting Ranma as a trans woman, and I actually think there's a lot of textual evidence to back that up. But also depicting her as a soft sweet domestic type really weirds me out. Canon Ranma does enjoy being a woman sometimes! She also loves martial arts, and is fiercely competitive. She shows love and care by teasing and roughhousing. She is good at cooking, and I'd say she enjoys it (especially when it's a form of martial arts) but she doesn't take on the role of a housekeeper ever. She does enjoy wearing women's clothes, but tends to pick fashionable clothes, often ones that show more skin or are more typically 'sexy'. Idk man to me it just says something weird about ones view of women if when depicting Ranma as a woman one also reimagines her as a blushing domestic. Ranma 1/2 has tons of complicated women, and Kasumi is there if that's your thing, but Ranma doesn't fit that mould.
Like obviously everyone has their own spin on media, and the fun part of fandom is reimagining and whatnot, so I do understand different folks can have different interpretations of a character and canon doesn't always really matter. Making a fun AU doesn't really have to ground the characterization or the world in the themes or characterization of the original text. Also we are all, as I like to say, "playing dolls" here and that's the fun of it. This is just something that I don't enjoy.
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Ranma 2/4
Part 3; Final: chapter 26-38
After this it’s on to good and proper timeline deliberation
These two are honest-to-God morons and I want to punch them in the face
*sigh* Ranma…
Y’know I almost had hope that this differed in the manga
Guess not
I DO NOT approve of alienation
However, getting emotional character development out of Ranma is like pulling teeth
So alienate away
Emotional Oof
THANK YOU!
*chuckles* Ryoga, you’re great
BREATHE
He’s dying don’t kill him early
FINALLY!
Ooo
didn’t see that coming
*tightly* I’m fine
okay, Ranma, you know what to do
*heaves giant ass sigh* RANMA!
*screams*
Look I know no chill, kay, shut up
RIP my shipping heart
*sighs* FUCK!
Not gonna lie, I’m Ranma
Careful, Akane might kill you
And with the way Hinako’s acting she deserves it
I’m actually with Nabiki on this one
I love how Ranma is rolling with this
Ooo that’s gonna sting
Those 3 are terrifying, honestly
Hinako, your timing is awful
STOP USING RANMA AS YOUR LANDING PAD SHAMPOO!
Ranma blubbering hurts WAY more than I thought it would
Ranma, you’re digging your own grave here
Someone call me when he learns his lesson FINALLY
*cringes* Yikes, tbh I can’t tell if she’s playing him
Ranma you shit
WHY
Why is it always Kuno?!
Oof this gonna hurt w Kuno’s understanding of Ranma’s curse
Expect all Ranma and Kuno- especially Ranko- interactions to hurt really bad
Ukyo, you’re an idiot
You too Ryoga
Honestly
Alright, that’s funny
Ukyo, you’re lucky they’re dumb
Oh God, you two are SO wrong, but I love it
Aaand what does that say about you two Akane?
Ooo I could make this really mean
It’s SO tempting
Well, that went nowhere
Poor Ranma
So many trans vibes, honestly
*screams* HOW? Who? WHY?!
Wha-wha-what?!?!
Ouch, that’s gonna sting SO bad
heheh
Ouch, that hurt surprisingly more than I thought it would
Further proof that Genma SUCKS
Just this once, gimme soft
PLEASE
Close enough…
Okay, this fight was AWESOME!!
*sigh* Why am I even surprised by Genma’s reasoning anymore?
If Ranma cries, Imma cry
Excuse me while I go scream
I literally don’t even know what to do with this
Chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on, I guess
okay, the end was funny though
Soun, is that bird didn’t look out of it’s gourd I’d believe you
*Chucks whole birdhouse* “fair”
A+ pic of Ranma
In his defense, he can argue something else, they just won’t listen cuz Shampoo won’t go with the truth
Alright, so Shampoo is smart, but with Ranma she’s an idiot
Wouldn’t the smart idea be to send Ranma AND Akane in with all 4 objects at the start?
Ok, Shampoo Sleep-Fighting is funny
Ranma is so underwhelmed that he’s just not even caring anymore
How Kasumi the scariest one to be possessed
Alright, anything with Nabiki on the cover worries me
Holy Shit he played Nabiki
I’d be impressed if I wasn’t annoyed to hell
Let’s all be glad right now that Genma never mastered this
Where do you think he would’ve sent it?
My inclination’s the Tendos
If nothing else I’m impressed by Nabiki
Now play this man like a kazoo PLEASE
When Ranma lectures you on how you’re acting like kids, you done fucked up
I’m with Ranma
Are you sure Akane?
Cuz I’m not
Heheheheh
Thems the breaks Ranma
You deserve it
Holy Shit Ryoga, nice
Now, I understand that Pigs are your life, but you might be dead
And honestly, I don’t blame him
Okay, that one’s gonna hurt
No matter how you slice it
Morality, Ranma, I know you have it
I hate this
Ok, that was uncalled for
Ranma he’s gonna kill you
Also WTF are you thinking?!?
Oof
Wait… what?
I’m officially concerned
Ok, I actually kinda like this interlude
Akane… seriously, trust is a thing you need to learn
One would think she’d learn…
Okay, that is actually creepy
I would too Ranma, I would too
Jesus fucking Christ, you suck Happosai
LetRanmaMeetHisMomCOVID19!
Gemma you shit
Happosai, go fuck yourself
Nevermind, don’t let him meet her, this is ridiculous
“Where’s the fridge?” “Akane wanted it”
I shouldn’t’ve laughed as hard as I did
*sigh* I just want Ranma to have ONE normal parental figure in his life, is that too much to ask?!
I already hate this idea
He comes back Imma scream
Since when?
On what planet does penpal = boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ryoga, PICK ONE!
I’m getting annoyed with you Ryoga, which sucks cuz you’re one of my faves
Ryoga, how are you this gullible?
You deserved that Ranma
I would wish the fate of being Kuno’s wife on no one
Ever
Congrats Ukyo you’ve actually made me freak out
I don’t appreciate it
At all
*shudders*
Oh this is SO weird
Of y’all keep making comments like this WHY do you keep trying?!
Nevermind it’s Hiroshi and Daisuke, they’re in the know
I’m going to say it again
AKANE LEARNS TO SWIM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!
This is why you don’t buy cheap food people
I can’t lie, I’ve been waiting for Akane to get possessed
That moment when the ghost is honestly being a bit too sensitive
Actually, he didn’t, so shut up
I could make the Hawaiian thing so Explicit
But I won’t, cuz y’know consequences and stuff
I’m not going to ask how Ashura drowned at Josenkyo
Taro, quit being a dick, you turn into a Minatour-like thing
God he’s dumb
When Crazy and Crazy wanna duke it out, Ranma’s got the right idea
Excuse me, what?!
Ooo, now you’ve made Akane mad, run
Wtf is wrong with you, Kodachi, he’s literally unconscious!
I think that was almost character development?
I can’t tell
Ranma should not look that good in a suit
Whoa, she actually like… said it
Damn
Everyone’s got 4 sec to start treating Ranma like a person
Oof, right in his pride
Akane, I need you to stop being cute for 3 sec so I can focus
Yeah, I ain’t making it dormant
Ranma, I can’t tell if this is sexism or jealousy, either way it looks ugly on you
“At least he’s scaring the cats” harsh Kasumi
Okay, so I’m 90% sure it’s just jealousy, which better but still ugh
Ranma, you can be kickass when Akane is too
Ya goddamn moron
I’m going to beat that into him
There will probs be some angst about that
Not gonna lie
Look I’m good at it
Sorry
Ranma, if you want to get MURDERED that’s the way to do it
Smooth one, idiot
Called out
You better do this right or I swear, I’ll kill you myself, Ranma
I believe that is a fail
Of epic proportions, congrats
You NEED to learn to keep your mouth shut Soun
Awww
But he’s not lying!
Ranma, just run, she’s actually pissed this time
FUCKING RUN!
Alright, Akane, NO
You’re playing into the patriarchy
Oh, right… 80’s...
I’m changing that!!
Oh My God PLEASE tell me Ranma gets deaged!! Please!
Ranma’s got more patience for assholes than I do
Jesus
Hah
He deserved that
Part of me wants to see Kasumi actually get pissed off
YES!!
I LOVE degaging plots!
Ranma, I want you to math that one out, just a little
YES!
I am LIVING for this!
There is so much wrong with that sentence Kodachi
Ok, that was a little too cruel Akane
Someone either get Mousse recognized as Legally Blind
Or someone get him glasses that work!
Either one, but PLEASE
I just got a “draw me like one of your french girls” joke from a horse
Even though the widespread joke is LITERALLY at least 30 years later than this image
OOF
Ice Cold
We’re running out of chapters for her to find out
She better have a canon way of doing it otherwise I’m gonna be really mean with it…
Bean… Gun… Plant…
Eh Seen weirder
Aww Valentine’s Day chapter!
Yes!
Poor Ranma
These two are blind to each other
Heheh
Aww
I love these dorks
Heheh oops, busted
I still just find the principal an honest annoyance
Wait… when did Ranma start wearing a school uniform?
Congrats Miss Hinako!
I just now realized that I’m going to have write someone who is ok with having a female chest
Gag me with a spoon
Bleh
I’m bad at that
I really do want to give Ranma clothes that do actually fit his female form
Ranma needs to look at the terms and conditions of good curse
Cuz this is getting creative
Uh oh
Ranma you have a brain, please use it
Hehe, she’s doing her body laundry
Oh shit
THANK YOU SOUN!
Fucking Happosai
Why are you the actual worst!
Oh shit
Goddammit Nodoka
That one was ALL on you
I expected this from Nabiki, but wtf Nodoka?!
Happosai you twisted fuck
Heheheh alright that’s funny
If nothing else Shampoo is sneaky
WHY is that the only way to undo it?!
Poor Akane she is so lost
Aw, poor Ryoga
Definitely not, Akane, but thank you for posing that question
Thank you for calling him out on his ego
This would be hilarious to see this before anyone had any bit of a clue about Ranma’s two forms
Also, Ranma, you need to keep her safe from the Kunos
*sigh* Akane, you’re wrong
Ooo, not good
And that is what no self control looks like folks
What is with that ending?
And this is what manipulation look like folks
Also, y’know, robbing someone blind
I’m assuming this is Konatsu and I love them already
I’m using they/them cuz I’m unsure of what pronouns to use
Y’know I thought the Cinderella thing was a joke, turns out I was wrong
I do not understand Konatsu’s thought process w Ukyo at all
Also, can you not knock them out?
I am forgetting the name of that one Hero from Supergirl but if my understanding Konatsu is correct I’m DEFINITELY going to do that
Yeah, that’s NOT how that’s gonna go over
Okay, can we all agree that the trick Kuno used on Ranma is HORRIBLE, right?
Wholeass mood for Ranma
Like you two need to shut up
I just want Ranma to wear a sun shirt and trunks to the beach ONCE
Ryoga… how are you so lost that you came up through the ground?
Ranma, how are you both a dick and a good friend at the same time?
Just tell me How on Earth did Akari justify the hot water for Ryoga with revealing that he’s Pchan
I’d like to think that’d be something they wouldn’t skip over
No questions, just punches a grave
Why does that grave hit back?
Honestly Nodoka almost finding is stressing me out
I could be SO angsty with the Neko-ken Fear thing
Someone tell me not to I’m that much of an asshole
So glad that she’s apparently gonna learn bc I would’ve been SO mean
God, Genma you actually suck
Oh, thank God she’s not too smart
The fact that he’s 300% ready to die is actually depressing
That was actually quite touching
If we ignore the way Ranma phrasing that is just plain wrong
Uhm… what?
C-can she do that?
I hope not
God, you two are so dumb!
Is her definition of “manly” emotionless?!
Bitch, have a heart!
Oh God make them ALL leave! ALL OF THEM!
You feel? You said “you’re leaving”
Ranma, the fact that you didn’t put that together I can’t help you Like my dad says “I can’t fix stupid”
The fact that he feels the need to run screaming from his own house…
Nabiki, WHY
I’m convinced at this point that there is something Nabiki HATES about Ranma and that’s why she’s making his life a living hell
Cuz you do realize at least ⅓ of his problems are because she told someone something that was private
I can’t tell if that’s an insult or a backhanded comment
Either way, RUDE
I can’t tell, is that Konatsu or is that Tsubasa?
Must go back and check cuz Akane’s comment about “trasvestite and a homosexual” confused me since Ranma mentioned being “the first male kunoichi”But then who HAS TO BE Tsubasa says they’re a straight guy
*sigh*
Yep, nope, that’s Konatsu
My understanding was that Konatsu was like actually trans in canon
Apparently I mixed that up
I’m making it canon
MtF Konatsu
Bisexual Konatsu
One of these days someone is going to teach people to cook before assuming they know what they’re doing
Seriously It’s not that hard
Did they seriously just try to marry an unconscious Akane to Ranma?!
What The Fuck?!
Aww, she’s cute
Ryoga has a bad sense of direction, but he’s never missed before…
Okay, that’s a little strange
Why is she hatching?
Poor Mousse
Lol, that was so sweet until Ranma was dumb
It’s still sweet, who am I kidding
“Do I look like I wear Totoro underwear” oh that’s GOLDEN
Le shit
Firstly, Genma is still and idiot
Second, how is he already in Moscow?!
Third, why do I find this hilarious
Oh fuck
YES Kick her ass Akane!
I’m confused
Ok, was heralding back to the first chapter intentional?
Why does he have the staff in the bath?
Ok, I THINK I know what’s happening here…
Oof Can you two leave?
Ok, I was DEAD wrong
Wait…
If she…
If the DROWNED AKANE Imma commit murder
Damn, if you wanna piss off Ranma that’s how you do it
I don’t know why anyone would think pissing him off is smart
Oh, thank God, she’s okay
What is with this kid?
Why is he such a pain in the ASS?!
So I know she’s not dead
Unless SEVERAL DOZEN Fanfics have lied to me
Which is entirely possible since they were all listed as AUs
Uhm… Ranma… you okay?
Good, get him out cuz he’s clearly in shock
This hurts
Okay, hate to be the one who complains that Akane’s not dead, but that doesn’t track
At all
Can I rescience this?
Please?
Am I going to be an ass about it, probably, but it’s me no one should be surprised by that in any way
“Honored and crazy guest” I mean, accurate
Alright, Shampoo you’ve got exactly 1 chance
Then I’ll maybe apologize for calling you names constantly
Oh I am gonna be such an asshole in this scene
Also extend it some
Oh, God I could be such a dick
I’ll restrain
I’ll just write one-shots instead
Mousse do the right thing
You have a Moral Compass I know that!
“Anytime THIS YEAR!” Damn the witty quips
Yeah, but you won morally
That’s what’s important
Why the Scooby-Doo line?
Go Ranma!
Ok, so that comment about Ranma basically fighting a God is NOT an overstatement
Noted
Congrats Ranma you made me Google a word
Turns out it is a word that had its height of use in the 80s
Neat
Explains why I had no clue what it meant
Someone shoot those damn chicken brains OUT OF THE SKY!
“Only rocks”, rocks Ryoga just confirmed are 3 Tons
*sigh* I’m gonna have to physics the shit out of that
Joy
I cannot tell you the amount my heart dropped when I saw a full color double spread
Jesus Christ
DAMN
You’re gonna make me cry, dammit
Aww
YAY!
Heheh poor Ranma
Chill, hun, you’re good
Aww he’s tiny!
WHAT IS WITH YOU 2?!
STOP trying to marry your kids while they’re unconscious!
I’m not crying you are!
*tightly* I’m fine
Kodachi LET IT GO
Literally everyone else too! I hate you all
Just so it’s on the record I’m pissed
Ok, so “back to the start” is definitely an oversimplification because Akane knows Ranma loves her Ranma knows she knows
Akane! Your turn!
Ooo, IDEA!
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I'll Kick Your Ass! I'll Kick My Fiancee's Ass! I'll Kick My Own Ass! (7/11)
Last Chapter
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The Three Weeks Before Winter Break:
QUIET ZONE
NO TALKING, EATING, OR MUSIC BEYOND THIS POINT.
PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHER LIBRARY GOERS.
From: Ghostsunkgi
To: TKuno
I got plenty of info for you about Nabiki Tendo:
The Basics: Birthdate, family, hometown.
The Social Media: Got her facebook, linked in, instagram, and two tumblr accounts (cute aesthetic one, fandom one).
The Personal: Movies she likes, hobbies, possible phobias, relationships she’s been in, etc. and it’s all in the attached document.
I’m going to be upfront about this, though, and say that I’m sorry. I couldn’t find any life ruining stuff. I heard the school’s investigated her once or twice, but they couldn’t find anything. I thought I could get you some proof that she’s doing something illegal enough to warrant getting the authorities involved, but turns out the prescription medication she sells is hormonal stuff. Testosterone, birth control, nothing the cops would actually want to check out.
However, as a psyc major, I can offer you a rudimentary psychological profile. I believe that Nabiki’s obsession with money stems from her family. They are well-to-do, but not particularly well off, and after losing her mother at a young age Nabiki is constantly craving stability. Now, since she is a very smart girl she does not see stability as something akin to stagnation, but rather focuses on earning money so that no matter what happens she doesn’t have to fear that she will suddenly lose all of life’s little comforts. She is not a sociopath, nor a narcissist, but does focus on herself, and what might happen to her in the outcome of any scenario. As such she is not as much of a risk taker as her little storefront might suggest.
I believe, if you wish to manipulate her you focus on either giving or depriving her of money, or otherwise very directly threatening or aiding her way of life.
From: TKuno
To: Ghostsunkgi
I did not ask for a goddamn psychological profile, I asked you to find out something about Nabiki Tendo that, if exposed, could ruin her life. I am out almost two hundred dollars and you have told me nothing I couldn’t have told you!
From Ghostsunkgi
To TKuno
Good thing you didn’t want a psychological profile, because if I wrote one on you all it would say is that you’re batshit crazy.
Facebook Messenger:
Ukyo: Hey, are you okay?
Ryoga: I’m fine.
Ukyo: I feel like I haven’t seen you since before thanksgiving. I haven’t even heard if you had fun at Shampoo’s!
Ryoga: It was fine. We watched a lot of lame stuff on the internet and I got to know her family a little. It was fine.
Ukyo: Oh my god. You wrote ‘it was fine’ twice. Did someone die?
Ryoga; No. It was boring. Nothing happened.
Facebook Messenger:
Ukyo: Do you have time to catch lunch with me?
Shampoo: Can’t.
Ukyo: Did something happen over thanksgiving break?
Shampoo: No. It was fine. Thanksgiving isn’t really a big deal for my family.
Ukyo: You mean absolutely nothing happened? Not one dumb story to tell me over dinner?
Shampoo: Nothing that’s worth taking time off studying to talk about. Ukyo, I’m swamped. Maybe we could have lunch this weekend.
Ukyo: Fine.
From: [email protected]
Dear Akari,
I can’t wait to see you again. Things here are so strange. I want to say it’s the lack of parental supervision, but I can’t anymore.
I hope things aren’t this crazy at your school. People beating each other up, and always upset, and no one you can talk to because you’re kind of ashamed of yourself and who wants to talk to you when even you hate yourself?
Remember high school? Drama only in the carefully allotted time slots between classes? Teachers telling you to apologize? Throwing pencil cases to your friends and watching them burst open, spilling highlighters and pencils and a million little slips of paper, and just laughing?
I really can’t wait to be home. I want to lie on my bed and….That’s it. Lie on my bed and listen to the silence. The rain. The occasional car rolling by. I want to lie down and sleep and let everything flow around me for a while.
And then maybe you and I could get some dinner.
Miss you.
Facebook Messenger
Ranma: Hey, Nabiki, can you lend me fifty bucks?
Nabiki: Ahahahahaha
Ranma: Please? I’ll pay you back. I just don’t have much right now, and I don’t want to use my card and have dad see the charge.
Nabiki: Hahahahahahahaha
Ranma: I know we’re not close, but you’re the only person I’m on good terms with who could just drop fifty bucks.
Nabiki: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ranma: I’m trying to get my birth certificate and it costs fifty bucks.
Nabiki: Okay, I’m no longer uninterested, but I still don’t want to be involved, so I tell you what, give me fifty bucks, I’ll send in the fifty for the certificate, with my card or whatever. K?
Ranma: Got it.
A piece of paper, passed back and forth over the walls of two study corrals:
Sorry to intrude, but are you crying?
Yeah.
Stress?
No. Yes. The stress isn’t helping, but honestly, I’ve felt awful since the 25th. I fucked up. Can I tell you about it?
I don’t mind, but if you tell me something super personal I’ll feel like I have to tell you something.
Really? You go first. Then you can say whatever you feel comfortable saying, and it doesn’t have to be as fucked up and intense as my thing.
Okay. I got my first kiss at a halloween party this year, with some dude I don’t even know, and I feel kind of guilty, but mostly pissed that I didn’t get his name before he left.
You got masked man-ed! Was he wearing a tuxedo mask costume?
No. Batman.
Damn. Then I could have told you who he was. I gave Ryoga that costume so he could try and seduce Akane Tendo, but I think he fucked up and seduced someone else or something.
You know Ryoga Hibiki?
Sure. Fuck. He’s kind of why I’m all messed up. I kissed him, even though I know he has a girlfriend so that he would beat up a guy for me, and that guy tried to gut him, so I beat his face in, and now he’s not talking to me, Ryoga can’t look at me, and I can’t look at Ukyo because what kind of person am I?
Christ. You’re right, that is fucked up, but it takes at least two people for a total fuck up. I mean, that Ryoga guy has a girlfriend, and was going after that other girl AND you.
No, this was my fault. I invited Ryoga over cause I thought it would be an easy way to avoid Mousse, and then I kissed him cause I thought he could solve my Mousse problem permanently, and then things went crazy, and now there is no easy way out.
There never is. Even doing nothing, keeping your mouth shut, pretending everything’s alright for the sake of convenience—That sounds like the easy way, but it’s so fucking hard it hurts.
I know you’re right, but doing stuff is hard too.
Well, you did something about your Mousse problem. I have a feeling he’s not bugging you anymore?
Ha. You’re right. Our mom’s are fighting fit to kill each other-your daughter beat up my son, your son had a knife!-but at least they agree that we should be kept apart.
Is that better than how it was?
Yeah. I wish it hadn’t gone down like that, though.
That’s what happens when you just leave things to build and build.
Guess that means I should go talk to Ukyo and Ryoga before things get stupid like that. You sound like you really have your life together.
Please. I’m engaged, fantasizing about a guy I met once, and just realized that I might have to ‘break up with’ a guy who I thought was my friend. And that’s just my love life. I’ve still got a couple hours worth of studying to do, but I’m going back to my room and crashing so I can get some sleep in before dinner.
PS: I won’t tell Ryoga you’re the one who told me about all this. Sounds like you two already have plenty to work out together.
From: TKuno
To: Nabiki Tendo
Dear Nabiki,
Thanks to the services of a hired man undertaken over thanksgiving break, I know your devastating secret.
From: Nabiki Tendo
To: TKuno
Man, I left you to stew, but I didn’t think you would boil over. Oh, how would I live if word ever got out? Kuno, please don’t tell anyone.
From TKuno
To Nabiki Tendo
I suppose if you can agree to never release those photos, I could conveniently take another blow to the head and forget everything I have learned about you, no matter how disgusting.
From Nabiki Tendo
To TKuno
OH MY GOD
You think I’ve never heard a bluff before? You have nothing on me, and you want to know how I know it?
Face facts Kuno-babe: You fucked up, and you can’t get back at me because I’ve played it cleaner than you. You couldn’t keep yourself in check, just had to do some dumb shit. Forget getting kicked off the kendo team—You realize you could be expelled for dueling? And you keep doing it! You fucking idiot! Do you know how many pictures and videos I have of that?
You break rules all the time and expect never to get caught, not even because daddy is the dean, but because you actually think you’re that much better than everyone.
While you’re off getting wasted, and falling for cheap lines like ‘I bet you work out’ and ‘I love that drama. The twist with the princess and the accountant? Never saw it coming!’ I’ve been working my ass off, not only making money, but also keeping my head above water. Maybe I have done something which you could get me for legally, but you’ll never have proof.
I didn’t outsmart you, hun, I just waited for you to fuck yourself and filmed it.
From: TKuno
To: Nabiki Tendo
I know you must be enjoying cackling maniacally at me like a b-villain, but may I ask you one question?
From Nabiki Tendo
To TKuno
Yes, I do hate you, and I have always hated you, and that reveal that the princess was banging the accountant was tired as fuck. You know who should diddle the numbers guy? The courtesan. Not only did they have chemistry, but they could have had an actual relationship, based on being greedy and underhanded in their various professions.
From TKuno
To Nabiki Tendo
1. You missed the point, as expected, you heartless wench. Of course those two could have a sleazy relationship based on being sleazy. That’s what made hime and the accountant such a satisfying twist. Not only are they different, but they appreciate each other’s differences, so they make each other better while also having a good relationship based on the things they do have in common.
2. Why didn’t you just give my father the photos of me dueling?
From Nabiki Tendo
To TKuno
1. They had nothing in common. You’re blowing hot air out of your dirty shipper mouth.
2. I don’t answer to you.
Kodachi’s Journal
The flurry of leaves finishing falling
Freshmen frolicking
Among unwritten essays and cans of ersatz energy
Studying between practice
Practice between studying?
Sleeping between eating and rising.
Ranma
Respite
Ten fumbling minutes in a hall closet
In which I barely tasted you, my darling cream puff
But your mind was elsewhere
Fifty bucks to try and find your mother
Fifty dollars to your family
I gave it to you, of course.
I tried to explain
How I envied you
The toll to visit my own mother two gold coins
And my life
But now
Stretching on the balance beam
I wonder if your hands were not a touch grabby?
That is
Were you groping my ass
Or the outline of my wallet?
Ukyo’s phone———> Ryoga and Shampoo’s Phone
911 URGENT.
HELP.
OUR ROOM.
QUICK.
Ranma’s phone——>Nabiki’s phone
Got ur fifty.
My room.
ASAP.
Ranma’s Diary.
I can’t believe it.
Why did I never think I had a mother? I never even asked. There’s so much stuff where the mothers have that vague, ‘cancer-car-crash-itis’ that I guess they filled in the blanks for me.
That or I’m just stupid.
I can’t believe Nabiki is sitting at my desk, filing out a few forms that might get me to my mother. I can’t believe I have one. I can’t believe I’m doing this to myself. What if she—
I’m trying not to think past imagining getting the certificate in my mail box. Hopefully it comes before the break starts, but I don’t think waiting till January will kill me.
My stomach aches like it will, but I’ve survived worse.
Speaking of surviving, I can’t believe I had a conversation with Ukyo and didn’t die. I think I’ve even impressed myself with that trick.
I was jogging, because Nabiki told me she wouldn’t have time for me until after lunch, and if I worked up a sweat then I could take a shower, without feeling like I was doing it just to scrub Kodachi off of me. (I can’t believe I kissed a girl for fifty bucks).
I tripped over Ukyo’s bag. She was leaned up against a tree and I think maybe she had been crying? I mean, I think she was upset before she saw me, but whatever. She was pissed, rubbing her bag and snapping at me. I didn’t want to waste time getting into an argument with her—and how could I fit ANOTHER duel into my busy schedule?—so I said,
“Are you okay?”
She got this weird look on her face. Sad, and confused, and a little angry about being confused. “Like you care.”
“Of course I care. I mean, you’re crying in the woods in December. It’s worrying.”
“So? It’s not going to keep you up at night.”
I was trying really hard not to get pissed off, so I swear when I said, “Don’t tell me what I think. Yell at me, call me names, kick my face in, but don’t try to talk for me,” it wasn’t an invitation.
“Your silence speaks volumes, Ranma.”
“Wait, is this about breaking up with you?” I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of that, but at the same time, I can’t believe she’s still so burned up over it.
“No, it’s because you didn’t go to prom with me, and because we aren’t going to buy our first legal drinks together, and because you never gave a shit about my feelings then, so I don’t get why you’re pretending to now.”
Fuck it, I’m a fighter. She was looking for a fight.
“I didn’t care about your feelings? I broke up with to save those fucking things! I didn’t want you to be hurt, so I told you the truth and that I still loved you, but I had to do this.
You’re the one who wouldn’t talk to me. You’re the one who MAILED my stuff to me. We saw each other every day, but you couldn’t even drive to my house and ding-dong-ditch me! You never asked if I was okay, you never took my calls, I tried to protect you from this huge, stupid thing in my life and you made it all about you!”
Ukyo threw her bag aside so hard it cracked against a tree and all her shit spilled out, but she was too busy getting up in my face and screaming at me to care. “You’re the one who decided that if your father wants you to MARRY someone you’re going to do it! You’re the one who didn’t fight for me! You’re the one who thought if you told me why you were breaking up with me somehow that would mean we weren’t broken up!”
I shoved her back. “It’s not like you fought for me either!”
Ukyo slammed her hands into my chest and sent me to the ground. “What would I have done?! Challenged your father to a fight? Called child protective services? For fuck’s sake, Ranma, we were children!”
I haven’t cried since…When Ukyo knocked me down something about the way I fell, the way I hit the ground, the way the dirt smelled and my teeth clacked together, it reminded me of falling down as a kid. I’ve been trained to fall down so it doesn’t hurt. To roll or bend to minimize the blow. You know how my father taught me that? By pushing me down.
I started crying. So loud and hard I couldn’t breathe. I haven’t cried like that since I was a kid. An even littler kid. ‘Cause Ukyo was right. We were kids. And maybe we still are. Maybe we’ll always be unfinished and confused, and we’ll try our best but our best will always be half of what we need to get by.
“I-I-I wanted you to move on!” I hiccuped. “I wanted you to know it wasn’t you!”
Ukyo kneeled next to me and hovered for a moment before picking up my hands and holding them in hers. She was crying too. “If you loved me so much how could you ditch me like that?”
“I c-called you, and I tried to talk to you. I didn’t want to ruin our relationship by being engaged.”
“Well, it’s fucking ruined!” and then we both laughed. Painful, hiccupy laughs, interrupted by snorting back all the snot from crying and being outside when it was that cold.
I can’t believe Ukyo and I screwed each other like that. Shut down and tried to pretend we didn’t care and basically gave each other a knife to the heart.
We managed to calm down and Ukyo let go of my hands.
“So there isn’t something about me that makes people want to dump me? Something that scares people away?”
I shook my head. “Hell, you should have been trying to get away from me.”
Ukyo smiled a little and said, “It’s nice having a guy willing to fight anything that moves on your side. And I really loved you.”
Past tense.
“I loved you too.” But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck that it’s over. It doesn’t make it okay, but I guess it makes it right.
Ukyo stood up and helped me up. I didn’t need help, but it felt nice for some reason. Like when my dad would pour me juice even though I could have done it myself. It tasted a little better.
“I think there’s something I have to do.” Ukyo said. Something in her voice told me it had nothing to do with me.
“Is your number still the same?” I asked anyway.
Ukyo looked sort of surprised, but she said yes.
“Can I call you? If something happens, or maybe just to talk?”
“Yeah. And I’ll even pick up.”
Then Ukyo went off to do her mysterious thing, and I went back to my room, glad to still be alive.
Okay, Nabiki said it’ll be here in a couple of weeks. I can’t believe I’m doing this.
From TKuno
To Ghostsungki
Just writing to say you should re-think your major. Your profile was wrong. There is something Nabiki Tendo values more than herself.
Not Anal
I found Ryoga leaving the library (He’d been in the part where you’re allowed to talk. Says silence freaks him out) and he was all freaked out, asking me if I knew why Ukyo would send an emergency text. I had been trying not to get too worked up, but with Royga already panicking I gave in, and we ran over to my dorm.
We burst into my room, expecting a pool of blood or a shattered laptop or something.
Ukyo was sitting on our beds, which she had pushed together and piled with all our blankets and pillows on so you couldn’t feel the gap where the frames touch but the matresses don’t. She was wearing a flannel shirt and sweatpants, and when she stood up you could see that she had only buttoned two buttons on her shirt. I won’t tell you which buttons, but just imagine it being incredibly hot.
Ukyo opened her closet door and said, “Okay, put your bags in there.”
Royga and I stared at her.
“I thought there was an emergency.” Ryoga said.
“Where did I say that?” Ukyo pulled her phone out of her pocket and read over it. “Nope. No emergency. No problem. I just told you to come quick.”
“So what’s going on?” I asked.
“I am going to set an alarm, and for the next two hours the three of us aren’t going to do anything school related. We’re just going to relax and do whatever we want.” For the first time she looked a little nervous. “You two have been so stressed since thanksgiving. I figured it was because you didn’t do any work over the break and you’re swamped now, but I’m calling a time out so you two can get some self care done.”
“I kissed Ryoga.” I said. I let my backpack fall off my shoulder and kicked it into the closet.
“It was stupid.” Ryoga said, tossing his bag into the closet and closing it. “I mean, it didn’t mean anything. I mean-“ I touched his shoulder and he stopped.
“It doesn’t matter.” I said to Ukyo, “Because now I’m going to kiss you to make it even.”
I am a woman of my word. I knew I was going to do it, but I was kind of surprised that Ukyo let me. I thought I would just say it and that would be peace offering enough, but she didn’t stop me when I put my arms around her neck, so I got on my tip-toes and my brain went ‘fuck it’ and I laid one on her. I think her knees gave out a little. Someone’s did.
Ryoga popping open a bag of chips startled us, but it didn’t ruin the mood. The mood wasn’t ‘having sex with your roommate’ it was stretching out on a bed and taking a deep breath while Ukyo made fun of Ryoga for liking cozy mysteries. Cozy mystery—maybe that was the feeling. Warm and safe and somewhat luxurious lying on a bed made plush with three extra blankets. Comfortable, even with bare branches tapping at the window and finals looming in the back of our minds.
This is probably a bad idea. Someone already trying to be in two relationships at once, and someone who doesn’t believe in love—I couldn’t have chosen worse people to fall for.
But as I sit here typing this, waiting to get tired enough to go to sleep with Ukyo and Ryoga-the two hour plan got kicked in favor of naps-I feel the best I’ve felt in weeks. Bone deep calm, radiating outward so all that other bullshit can’t touch me.
Akari’s phone———->Ryoga’s phone
Hun, what time do
you get in at
heathrow?
8pm
When do you get
on the plane?
The first one? Around noon.
Akari, I know you won’t be at
the airport, but I want to see
you as soon as possible.
I know. I want to
see you even
sooner. <3
From TKuno
To: Nabiki Tendo
Dear Nabiki Tendo,
If you show those photos to anyone, please consider that the very next day three different people will be sitting in my fathers office to attest that Ranma Saotome has been involved in several duels. His expulsion will be quick and clean.
Your Loyal Sparring Partner,
Tatewaki Kuno
The Tendo House
Latest Video: Personal Blog—Channel Direction
The video opens in Kasumi’s bedroom. She is sitting on her bed, hands restlessly picking over the ruffle on a throw pillow. Her color is high, her eyes bright like she might have a fever. Her voice shakes somewhere between crying and cackling.
Kasumi: Ah…I’ve tired to open this video so many times. I even considered shooting one in advance and just uploading that whenever I—But I realized that was just wishful thinking and wouldn’t actually be helpful when the time came.
Now I’ve been holding back on recording this. I wanted to be…sure.
(Kasumi takes a deep breath. Her expression becomes a touch more serious. She has been planning for this moment for a long time, though she is not sure if she will ever tell how much)
I’m three months pregnant.
[Akane, Nabiki, and Soun Tendo never saw the rest of this video.]
From: Nabiki Tendo
To: TKuno
Sorry, Kuno-babe, I don’t think we’ll be ‘sparring’ for a while.
I have pregnant fish to fry.
Consider yourself dangling, but still hooked.
The Stunning,
Nabiki Tendo.
Akane’s Diary:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME.
I’m not even mad exactly??? It’s that feeling when you watch a video and someone does something so awful, but it’s so unexpected and so not your problem that your mouth hangs open in horror, but you choke and laugh at the same time.
Maybe if I write this down my chest will stop shaking.
I went to Ryoga’s after my calc final to see if that girl in the library had been telling the truth about Ryoga having a girlfriend and/or liking me. I knew Ranma would be tied up at our calc final for another hour. (Ranma is one of those freaks who takes the entire time given, even though getting to leave as soon as you’re done is THE perk of college).
I watched Ryoga pack for a while. We chatted, but it was mostly me asking him questions so he would talk and I could just sit there and think.
He’s not bad looking, Ryoga. His hair is always messed up, but not always in a rakish british pop star kind of way. Still, he’s got nice eyes, and broad shoulders, and, you know, two arms and two legs and a head.
That’s how I feel about him, I guess. He’s a guy, and he’s good looking, and even if he’s thinking about cheating on his girlfriend I’m pretty sure he hasn’t, so I wouldn’t say he’s a bad guy.
But there I was, watching him, thinking: ‘If that girl was right, I could get up, and sit on the edge of his bed and kiss him’. That’s what I was picturing. A good girlfriend move, perching on his bed, and wrapping my arms around his neck and pulling him down for a kiss.
Imagining it filled me with an overwhelming sensation of…meh.
Ryoga’s a good guy, but there’s nothing about him that sets him apart. Nothing that made me want to do that cute little girlfriend thing for him, or push him down and do things that would make his cheap-ass mattress beg for mercy.
I went to his room thinking I would confront him, but for what? Thought crimes? Even if he has a girlfriend and he cheats on her, it sure won’t be with me.
That was when Ranma burst into the room. He threw his backpack onto his bed and spun around to leave, but froze when he saw me.
“Akane, have you seen the latest video on Kasumi’s blog?”
I stared at him. His expression was very strange. I couldn’t tell if he wanted to console or congratulate me.
“I saw the one she posted in November…” I said, sure he was talking about something else.
Ranma hopped up to sit on Ryoga’s desk and put his phone on his knee, which was eye level for me. He hit play.
Ranma knew my sister was pregnant before me.
I was sitting in his room thinking about how much I don’t care if some guy has a crush on me, and Ranma is getting a youtube notification telling him that my sister is pregnant. I’m not mad about that it, it just feels wrong somehow.
I immediately tried to call Kasumi, and when she didn’t pick up I redialed twice. I sent her four texts, then one to Nabiki.
My finger hovered over dad’s number.
“So you didn’t know about this?” Ranma asked.
I realized I had a thousand yard stare and tried to focus on Ranma’s face “No. I had no idea.”
Ranma nodded. “I figured. You or Nabiki would have told me if you did. The three of you are always so…proud of each other.”
I have no idea what that meant. Ranma looked melancholy. Or maybe just maudlin. That’s a good word to have around, maudlin. Then he smiled at me and I lost my train of thought.
It’s not the time to think about it, but that’s not a good sign is it? Watching Ryoga in a tight t-shirt, bending and stretching and shoving while he packs, but when Ranma, hair unbrushed, a gi shirt hanging off of him like a jacket, smiles at me my brain goes on the fritz?
Nabiki still has cramming to do, and there isn’t much to talk about since Kasumi hasn’t spoken to either of us. We’ve tried to contact her every way short of smoke signals (and don’t think Nabiki wouldn’t get on the roof and light something on fire if she thought it would get a reaction) but it seems like we won’t be getting any answers until we get home on thursday.
Ranma came back to my room with me to ‘help me study’ but we don’t have any exams tomorrow, and thank god, since I can’t concentrate to save my life. Ranma is lying on my bed eating my secret stash of chips and leafing through my even secreter stash of cosmos, while I try to get all my questions in order.
Why? Who’s the father? Can we actually afford a baby? Why aren’t you talking to us? Have you told dad? When are you going to tell dad? Where is it going to sleep? Do I still have to marry Ranma? Oh, god, don’t make me marry Ranma, I think I might be starting to LIKE him. Especially when he laughs, nearly chokes on my chips, and then reads whatever weird fragment he found funny out loud. Kasumi, don’t do this to me.
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5. A Youtube video about making really cute gift baskets with homemade sweets.
4. Lingerie sets. Not just bras and panties (and teddies and stockings and…) but some very neat looking briefs made from high end material.
3. Tasteful, but still extremely erotic nude drawings (especially if you are of the Georgia O’Keefe persuasion).
2. A picture of Ryoga and Shampoo speaking in the vestibule of the girl’s dorm, the world starkly white and black through the huge glass doors. They don’t look like they know their picture is being taken. Ryoga has a duffel bag over his shoulder and Shampoo is hefting it’s weight in her hand. She’s about the drop it back onto his shoulder and watch him stagger, but you can’t tell in the photo. One of Ryoga’s hands rests on the handle of her tiny, shiny, purple suitcase. They look good together, and the lighting is nice, somehow, between the fluorescents and the glaring winter sun, and, and it’s a good photo, and Ukyo posts it to prove that she knows that, and that she doesn’t care about the twinges in her chest when she looks at it.
1. That feel when you think you’re heartsick or something, but you just need a tums. #personal #everything’s even #they’re not going to do anything #nothing ever changes over winter break anyway
#ranma 1/2#rankane#ranma saotome#fanfiction#college au#akane tendo#shampoo#nabiki tendo#kasumi tendo#pregnancy ment
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@beedok (this is getting its own post bc it wouldve been too lengthy for replies)
so, nabiki and kasumi would remain largely unchanged, i think. theyre still akanes sisters, and still ultimately uninterested in martial arts or in inheriting the tendo dojo. the trip to jusenkyo was initially supposed to be a family affair, but nabiki and kasumi both backed out -- in fact, i imagine this played out with nabiki trying desperately to come up with a believable lie for why she cant go, while kasumi simply goes "no thank you father :)" and soun is like "oh okay." nabiki is astounded she didnt think of that first
for this au i was tentatively imagining that akane and soun's return back to nerima would also coincide with ranma and genma showing up maybe? or akane is just very good at keeping secrets somehow. the point is, nabiki and kasumi dont find out about her jusenkyo curse until the same time that the saotomes do, in part because akane is too embarrassed and mortified about it. kasumi is a lot more understanding about it, while nabiki uses this to endlessly tease her sister, naturally. although i do envision a scene where akane gets to have a genuine heart to heart with nabiki eventually, especially as her struggles with gender and relationship to femininity advance throughout the story
i suppose the biggest difference here would be that nabiki doesnt exploit akane's boymode to sell pictures like she would with ranma, since that seems like crossing a line even for her (and i cant recall if she ever took scandalous pictures of akane in canon? correct me if im wrong tho). instead i still think she'd set her photography pursuit on ranma; even if he doesnt have a girlmode hes still a hot guy
#ranma 1/2#beedok#replies#fwiw: i use 'guy' to describe ranma very loosely okay#ill sprinkle nonbinary ranma into everything hehe
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AU Ideas #12 Gojira Half (Ranma 1/2 X Godzilla crossover)
I got the inspiration of the idea from "The Saotome Girls" chapter of Ranma and Akane: The One True Couple by Compulcus on FF and where I also notice the lack of Ranma 1/2 X Godzilla crossovers except for one but it's not worth mentioning about it since it incomplete and its basic premier made it not worth your time reading. So here is my story concept of this premier.
Soun Tendo got a postcard from a old friend of his in his hand who told him that he was coming back from China with his son on it and that have made him cried tears of happiness and joy at this message in the washitsu room of the Tendo Dojo before he then called out to his three daughters: Kasumi, Nabiki, and Akane, to come into the room. Akane finished her daily route by breaking cinder blocks in the family dojo and getting teased by her middle sister Nabiki about a loving certain boy that she have met a year and half ago during on one of her training trips called Ranma Saotome. Once all of the girls had all came and gather into the washitsu room, their father then explained and told them about the engagement with one of them being the arranged bride after making the promise with his old friend of engaging one of their children to each other in order to untie the Anything-Goes schools of Martial Arts together through the marriage of their children and thus ensue that their legacy would be secure while the training center could continue years ago, something of which Akane make her shocked and angered by this when she object against it since not only they are going to married someone they don't even know about but also because she is already in love with someone else. However, that have made her thought about Ranma in her mind.
Akane didn't listen to the rest of the conversation and explanation provided by her father in the room as she continue to think about Ranma and wonder if she'll ever to get see him again until she snapped out of it back to her attention when her older sisters were complaining to their father had never met their potential fiancé and missed the boy's name. That was when the doorbell suddenly rang that made Kasumi announced that they have vistors, causing Nabiki to say Ranma's name while Soun suddenly reveal his friend's family name was Saotome, which made Akane shocked at what she have just heard before she grinned in her joy and happiness at her amazing luck of this when she realized that this was the boy she was loved in with and he has came back to her by complete accident which have meant that they could get married (once they were done with school of course) and the dojo would be their now. However, her grin then change to a look of confusion when her father and older sister suddenly came running quickly back to the washitsu room of the house as they were followed in by not the black pigtail-haired boy that she knew but by a 9 foot (3 meters) tall, dark-skinned with a couple of visible scales, light grey semi-spiky messy hair with a pigtail, piercing amber-colored eyed, K cup-equivalent size breasted, well endowed amazon-looking, hermaphrodite woman with a dinosaur-like tail behind her and a series of plates on her back that wore a familiar-looking red Chinese-style sleeveless shirt that only covered her K cup-equivalent size boobs while exposing her pronounced abs on her abdomen and a black pant that barely contained the utter monster on her crotch in her pant, along with a panda that can apparently speak to them with wooden signs, an American man in his 30s with a mustache and a katana in a military outfit, a small strange ugly but adorable fish-lizard hybrid looking thing with undeveloped stumps for arms and a expression like a fish that is mention sitting on her shoulder like a parrot, and the floating dead spirit of the original Godzilla himself.
Turns out, the 9-foot girl that came in was most definitely Ranma along with the panda being her father Genma Saotome. As it was reveal and told by the man called Douglas Gordon when he explained to the Tendo Family. He told and explained to them that after Ranma and Genma had arrived at the famous training ground of Jusenkyo in their journey to it, as Genma couldn't read Chinese anyways, they accidently fell into one of its cursed springs during their training and they were now cursed by this training accident, they were curse of transforming whatever that have drown there when splash with cold water and turn back to normal when splash with hot water, which was the panda for Genma and the girl for Ranma, but the reason of why Ranma's cursed form look radically different was because when Ranma was giving the chase after her old man after they have fell into the spring pools and received their curse, she accidently slip over when her foot have landed on a soap that appear out of no where and cause her to be send flying due to the jump she attempted to do before she crashed right into a tanker truck that was carrying the bloods and cells of Shin Godzilla, which cause her to be mutated into the form that they now see in front of them because apparently, as it turns out, magic and mutating DNA don't mix well together. Not only that but it also cause the birth and creation of the small strange ugly but adorable fish-lizard hybrid looking thing mention above from Shin Godzilla's blood that Akane have given it the Katama-kun after Ranma given it to her since she found it (which give a bemused reaction from Nabiki) and cause Gojira, the spirit of the original Godzilla that attacked in 1954, to be attached to Ranma's body now thanks to this.
Now reunited with each other, albeit under a completely weird and utterly crazy circumstances, Ranma and Akane are now going to have deal with martial artists of questionable sanity, crazy fiancée wannabes attacking them, their brain cells-less fathers trying to get them married as fast as possible, idiots who that they're samurai when they're actually not, revenge-obsessed psychopaths, insane maniacs, evil old peoples, a egomaniacal old pervert from the prehistoric era, attacking giant Daikaijus appearing out of no where, aliens that are trying to invade the earth, and old ladies that constantly splash waters on the road from their buck, oh, and how to figure of what to do with each other, can't forget about that, in the complete craziness and utter madness that is their lives... if it wasn't crazy and mad enough already.
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Shinichi 1/2 - Why it is awesome
So there’s a new AU going around tumblr, made by awesome @ojaiyart and @pixlokita - Ranma 1/2 + Detective Conan crossover AU. Not only it is genius by it’s premise, this show has A LOT characters that are voiced by DC voices!
Just look:
Kappei Yamaguchi: Shinichi Kudo, Kaito Kid - Ranma Saotome (male)
Megumi Hayashibara: Ai Haibara - Ranma Saotome (female)
Minami Takayama: Edogawa Conan - Nabiki Tendo (!)
Noriko Hidaka: Masumi Sera - Akane Tendo
Kikuko Inoue: Chianti - Kasumi Tendo (!)
Kenichi Ogata: Agasa Hiroshi - Genma Saotome
Nagai Ichiro (RIP): Jirokichi Suzuki - Happosai
Naoko Matsui: Sonoko Suzuki - Azusa Shiratori
Saeko Shimazu: Ruri Ujou (Kogoro’s school friend) - Kodachi Kuno (that was a surprise)
AND while the show was still active, seiyuu girls made a group: DoCo, in which Akane’s VA (Sera), Nabiki’s VA (Conan), Ranma’s VA (Haibara) and Kasumi’s VA (Chianti) sang various songs!
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au where kasumi kisumi and saotome all meet each other
kasumi is like “hahaaaah... n-no way saotome-san is me, im not that edgy”
saotome is like “of course, thats ridiculous. im not horny on main like kisumi”
kisumi is like “no way! im nowhere near as anxious as kasumi!”
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AU(S): RWBY AU: Faunus AU, Naruto AU: Warring Era AU, Fantasy World AU: Guild Adventure AU, Carribean AU: Pirate AU, Prison AU: Prisoner AU, College AU: Student AU - Roommates AU, Yandere AU, Star Wars AU: Jedi AU/Sith AU, Alien AU, Apocalypse AU: Zombie Apocalypse AU, Slavery AU: Slave Master AU, Slave Catcher AU, Married AU, Barbarian AU
General Moods: Dark, Action, Obsessive Behavior, Drama, Odd Friendships/Couple aka Strange Relationships, Blood, Death
Main Muses: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Danganronpa, My Hero Academia, Naruto, Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, Drakengard, Blazblue, Rosario + Vampire, RWBY, League of Legends, Overwatch
Main Male Muses: Sora, Hiro Hamada, Hajime Hinata, Tamaki Amajiki, Kakashi Hatake, Male!Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter, Male!Zero, Male!Ruby Tojo, James Ironwood, Sett the Boss, Bang Shishigami, Ranma Saotome, Soldier: 76
Main Female Muses: Briar, the Restrained Hunger, Mulan, Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack, Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter, Ruby Tojo, Taupe White (RWBY OC), Sakura Haruno, Litchi Faye-Ling, Kasumi Tendō , Brigitte Lindholm
Meme: Free for All
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Ranma 2/4
Part Two: Chapter 13 - 25
Unless someone comes up with a better name I’m sticking with this one
HOW tf is the principal crazier than before?!
Yup, spreading out the Kuno-Principal thing
Is Sasuke seriously an anime-only?!?
Like I said Ryoga needs to chill a little first
Main reason I don’t like Ukyo That scene where she blatantly states she’s fine with turning Ranma into something he’s not rather than helping him
(Ignoring the near constant amount of undermining his abilities)
“I’m gonna cheer him up” as she holds a sword! Why?!
Ranma you dummy, hug Akane!
I hate this demon/ghost cat
Shampoo, you manipulative bitch
Akane learns to swim like a normal person
The lifeguard in me can’t do it
The principal is background shenanigans
Totally forgot about the kid who wants to play video games and is “weak” bc of it
Definitely need to find a different reason tho
Lazy little shits are a pain
Also his mom is crap
Akane… why you be dumb?
Weird Happosai is Santa plot…
What is with the Excalibur meets lucky 1000 meets fairy godmother?
Good news is, with what I’ve done to Kuno’s understanding of Ranma’s curse Ranma knows Kuno wouldn’t give him that wish and calls it quits sooner
Someone just needs to explain Ranma’s really confusing sense of morality to me
Cuz it’s either on 110% or it’s nonexistent, now normally nonexistent is for Kuno but still
Look Ranma’s got ego problems but he ain’t stupid
No betting the Tendo Dojo at five!
On what planet is that a legal document?!?
Some1 tell me why Shampoo using Ranma as a stop ramp bugs me so bad
That mo when you can’t remember if the Hot Spring Challenge is when Ukyo met Shampoo in the anime…
I don’t think so…
Akane you made me need to google a word
That like never happens Ranma you idiot
So close but so far
So much more logic, thanks
I mean more insanity, but it explains why Ranma swapped clothes
Finally! Ranma apologizes
Jesus Christ someone would think I won the goddamn lotto with how loud I cheered when this happened
600% approve of this over what happened in the anime
Oof poor Ranma
Hahahaha in your face Shampoo, but I also think I know why Ranma chose it
Poor Ryoga
I KNEW this guy was coming I still hate it
YEET you can’t PAY ME to do this arc
Look, is it the fact that I had etiquette and dance classes as a child and everyone assumed this is what it was like? Probably.
It wasn’t so I won’t.
Any1 else notice how Nabiki is one of the few ppl that uses she/her when Ranma is in his cursed form no matter what?
Why does this bug me?
Akane, stop beating Ranma up, honestly
This is closer to abuse rather than teasing
*sighs*
Gotta work that out of the narrative, intentional or not
Every1 sayin she’s violent isn’t helping
Like I said really fucking morally GREY Nabiki
How grey can you go before you get black?
Let’s find out together
Can everyone PLEASE stop treating Ranma like an object?!
I literally can’t tell if Nabiki is fucking Aro or not…
STRESS
Why is this so hard?!
I hate seeing Akane cry
I know she’s playing Ranma like a kazoo, but the point still stands
WHY ARE YOU TWO SO DUMB?!
Nope, nevermind it’s just Ranma that’s a fuckin idiot I blame Genma
No, I’m not kidding
*sighs* I don’t condone Nabiki doing this in any way just for the record THAT’S not an apology Ranma!
This mess is totally your fault Nabiki
STRESS
am I intentionally pointing out where this work of fiction is stressing me out since I’m now online schooling and suffering for it? Yes, fuck off.
Actually, don’t.
But Fuck Covid19
Aww his hat’s back!
Why do I love his hat so much?
No, seriously Akane’s so cute!
Oooww tree
y’know the sec she realized what Ranma was doing Nabiki should’ve TOLD him!
Congrats Ranma ya got the wrong sis- I mean the right- but wrong- dammit y’know what I mean
Some1 give me a logical explanation for why Ranma goes on a date with a panda doodle, PLEASE
I do appreciate the epic battle background fight for the anime
Further proof that Happosai sucks
Manga name’s somehow less believable I think it’s the use of “snowman” rather than “yeti”
Did Soun just find out that Pchan is Ryoga, and say nothing?
Ooo, Imma commit arson
Remember when I said obey Physics and Medical, I meant it
Arson is wrong and I know this but “transgender bitch” crosses the line
I will do it
Shampoo is a fucking yandere psycho
Just sayin “we’ll see who can get him first”
honestly, any other group and I’d be annoyed, but these four can’t work together for shit I
’m still pissed at Taro, but he can kill Happosai, please
I can’t tell if Shampoo, Mousse and Ryoga are being purposefully obtuse or not
I just reread their names I know the answer to at least two of them
Idk how I feel about Kuno-amnesia we’ll see
yep, Kuno gives me the creeps w or w/out his memories
kinda wish this was anime
jesus christ, poor Ranma
press f to pay respects for Ranma’s stomach
InstaRegret
Also Ukyo’s assumption that some1 can make Ranma doing anythin he doesn’t want to is crap
Like HELLO! Wake up moron!
Nabiki, I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up
You’re making it worse
Also TALK to each other you ding dongs!
OH RIGHT! I almost forgot about the biggest fucking insult that Ukyo said of her own freewill!
It also proves that she doesn’t know Ranma as a person AT ALL!
It’s not a pick one or the other kind of thing
The fact that she thinks Ranma would accept that is insulting
The fact that she thinks that is insulting and makes me hate the patriarchy
Again, treating him like a prize than a person
*tries not scream, sighs*
Nabiki, you’re the cause of at least 30% of the stress I get from this
You having feelings ain’t the fucking problem here Ukyo, you not acknowledging Ranma’s is
I hate fake criers, anyone who does this I hate you
Always let others in on your plans, kids
When’s every1 gonna realize Ranma’s “wishy-washy” cuz no one’s ever committed to HIM before?
This episode confused me, I’m prepared to be MORE confused
Less confused, I’m surprised
Gonsunkugi, you creep
There is SO much wrong with this
*shudders*
WHAT?!
Y’know I didn’t think Gosunkugi could surprise me, I was wrong
Happosai still sucks unfortunately for all of us he’s now weird on top of it
I love how much Ranma needs to be kicked in the teeth to get any character development out of him
Ryoga is my #1 choice for it, always
Ranma… why are you like this?
Genma, emotional range of a goddamn wall
I am jealous of Ranma’s brain
I could be SO mean with the Shishihokodan
Also, are they implying that Ryoga has depression?
Gimme Ranma’s brain
I won’t ask for his confidence cuz that’s impossible but I want his brain
In Akane’s defense, given what she knows she couldn’t’ve known how badly that would affect Ryoga
I ain’t gonna say “leave Shampoo” cuz that’s cruel
I like the “turn into a Cat” rather than the “Can’t Cross” & the use of New Year’s rather than random but this still brings around the fact that she doesn’t LISTEN to him
Mousse you’re NOT helping in fact you’re actively making it worse did you miss when he said blatantly “I don’t wanna”
oh, sure, NOW you’re ok with it
ugh Mousse, you have a brain, I’ve SEEN you use it. Do so now.
This entire episode weirded me out
IDK if it’s the age-dff or the fact that he was makin it up and somehow everyone thought this was okay …
I won’t YEET it but MASSIVELY change
heheheh
Light bulb
NOPE I’m keeping this surprise to myself
it was a rather sweet end tho
Oh, this episode is a mess and a half, honestly
Also Nabiki, congrats you’ve literally enabled a stalker S
o many laws are broken here
okay, so Kodachi not being in on Ranma’s secret after so long makes sense purely because she doesn’t go to their school
however, with what i’ve done to make Kuno marginally less dumb it makes a little bit less sense…
I literally hate Kuno with what I’ve done to his logic of Ranma’s transformation, but that’s the point Kodachi… how do I handle you… oh, duh!
Ok, so Kodachi is now also terrible
I’m trying to figure out where this is in the plot since there is ZERO
Ok, there’s a LINE, Nabiki
This one would be touching, if it didn’t end the way it does
TALK gentlemen!
It won’t kill you
Fuck a parent that says they’re not your parent for no reason, EVER
I am going to make this hurt
Also gonna take out Genma’s fail at stealth
Remember I said Akane’s going to learn to cook
heheheh
sorry, I just love this idea
Oh this is SO against the rules it’s not even funny
tiny adjustment so they actually have quasi-competent referees
Crazy wants crazy?I won’t stop ‘em
I reiterate: CHEATING!
I am aware that the “ending” apparently sets them back to the start in terms of their relationship but I swear to God if they pretend shit like this didn’t happen I will scream
Someone ships something other than Akane x Ranma PLEASE explain why/how
don’t ship bash but I would insight when you explain
STICK TO CANON
please trust me, I’m a multi/poly/crack shipper
(for frame of reference to a bnha I ship DabiHawks)
I understand the appeal of Fanon
however, I would like to stick to Canon here
so no Fanon
Canon Only
Fully love that high kick
Genma shows Ranma’s secret here, but they already know… so… I shall find out
Ooo, you’re not getting out of this Ranma
Do you know how tempting it is for Akane to at least tell Ranma she’s a girl- oh wait gendered sports… right…
Ranma…
if you didn’t realize it was Akane when she hit you for calling her klutzy I can’t help you
I want to commit arson at some of the comments…
but can confirm that these are HS boys
Doesn’t mean I gotta like it
I was wondering how long I was going to have to wait before tearing into Nodoka
FINALLY
Took me WAY too long to remember that Nodoka calling Ranko tomboyish is due to how he speaks in Japanese
I’ll need to figure that out since… English
Can I explode on Genma’s choice to take Ranma at TWO?!
Can I further explode on both of them for making a TWO YEAR OLD “sign” a Seppuku Pledge?!
I hate both of them, honest
ALSO communication!
Genma! Just fucking TELL HIM!
Making her transphobic is SO tempting
I don’t mean in a “i hate you” way I mean in a “I sheltered my whole life” way
It’s still bad, and painful, but she can easily learn from that
Or be worse, this could go 2 ways
I feel so bad for Akane for this entire conversation
Also poor Ranma like ouch…
Awkward
I’m going to make this hurt something fierce
Slight change since I’m hoping Ranma isn’t as “peak fight or flight” by this point
Genma don’t be an asshole for FIVE MINUTES
Please, that’s all I want
If she doesn’t learn the truth before the end I will make a bad decision
Really, I will
Don’t kill Genma, you can’t
Akane, don’t say like you wouldn’t… honestly
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, honestly, just look the other way Ranma
*sigh*
Ranma…
See, this kind of crap here is why I really don’t like Cologne
any other day Akane’d be right
oof, that means he self aware that girls flock to him
I’m quite frustrated by that if I’m honest
Ranma is clueless about all the wrong things
I love him but God I wanna punch him sometimes
Why is there a swing from the ceiling?!
I had a jolt from the way they set that panel up, thanks
Are you trying to kill me?!
Thank you Cologne, now fuck off
Oh thank God, at least he learned
This is nonanime stuff so I have no clue what’s happening but anything to make Happosai miserable
I’m enjoying this immensely
ugh, “think of it as a compliment” ghost
Eat me
okay, yeah, as much as I want him dead, that’s worse
I’m glad he’s not a one-and-done character
I will forever ONLY call him Taro when it is NonDialogue
Wait Saffron as in big-bad Saffron?
I literally only know pieces of the end so I’m just pulling from what I know
Lol, wait… was that soldier Anime only too?
I almost liked you there for a sec Taro
Now I’m pissed again
bravo
Oh, YIKES
… if Ranma falls into the Spring of Drowned Twins would he split?
I’m not going to DO IT, obviously!
I’m just curious okay…
that answers that… and kills anyone other than Ranma’s plan to turn back to normal I hope everyone is aware of that
oof
Since when is there a castle on an island in Japan
tis just a scratch, I’ll admit that was funny
Ranma… your stomach gets you in so many problems
ok, that was wholesome
I approve
Okay, so my understanding is that Mrs. Tendo got sick, so I can understand the reactions to Kasumi
BUT I still find it odd because… well… anyone in my house gets sick and you mostly can’t even tell I mean, minus a worse attitude and a mask, other than that though, nope we keep ‘er movin’
I’m moving this section sooner EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!
I like her mom’s cookbook tho
I could make a Ranma x Ryoga joke here, but I won’t
I also won’t make a Ranma x Ryoga joke chapter cuz I’m nice like that
Actually I might have no choice
I’m FINE just dying
Help
my multishipper heart is dying here
I love this
InstaRegret for THREE people
If nothing else, I’m impressed
(well three once Ranma’s back to normal)
I need help
Fangirling/Fanboying/Fanpeopling is dangerous folks, remember that
Poor Ryoga
Though I too feel that right now like where do I look because everything coming in at mach 6
I’m changing that one scene tho cuz I can’t justify the aftermath without it
This… is… weird to say the least
I feel like I should just expect anything with Gosunkugi remotely involved to be weird at this point
okay, not as weird as I expected
glad it was short tho
I think I am officially out of anime terf
YAY, new content!
This is why I ask about any ship that isn’t Ranma x Akane
Also, names?
That- that- that can’t...
I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
EWWW
gross
WHY?!?!!
also, biology, that’s not how that works!!
You two ARE idiots
Ryoga you die I’ll kill you
Well… that hurt to see so quick…
Ranma, get up!
I officially hate this Herb guy
ok, so if you put HOT water in the ladle do you stay that way forever?
Alright! Way to go Ryoga!
I need to stop shipping Rivals it’s bad for my health
fucking eat it you dick!
Poor Akane
nevermind, Ranma you idiot
awwwww
ok, so that whole no more Anime-content… I was wrong, and I admit that, but still
I’m just thinking of my bff when they realize she’s an adult cuz, yeah, she’s like that too
except like physically an adult unlike tiny-Hinako
oh MY GOD Ukyo you’re driving me up the goddamn wall I swear!
THANK YOU AKANE!
“You’re all Ranma’s fiancées” when only one of them actually is
GIANT SIGH OF ANNOYANCE
Ranma, learn to communicate, PLEASE!
Okay… so is this where they figured it out or are some ppl still in the dark?
TIMELINE!!
Honestly, mood Ranma, mood
This entire plot line confuses me if I’m being totally honest
I mean I live for the Akane focus, but there are so many better ways to do this
#ranma ½#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#ranma#akane tendo#nabiki tendo#kasumi tendo#soun tendo#genma saotome#nodoka saotome#tatewaki kuno#kodachi kuno#full series au#bc I know no restraint#I'm doing this to distract from stress shut up#don't judge me#COVID19 binge watch
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Ranma 2/4
Yup... I’m doing it... yes this how I plan, shut up
Part One: Chapters 1-12
Genderfluid Ranma Saotome
Bisexual Akane Tendo
BAMF!Akane if it kills me
More modern America take on LGBTQIA+ themes
Bisexual Ryoga Hibiki
Fuck the Kunos
Full Series AU because I am a fool who doesn’t know restraint
Magic Rules are a thing
I am actually going to keep a consistent timeline if it kills me
I have a PLAN
Very Minor changes to the actual plot cuz economics
Bad Parenting is addressed
Harassment is Addressed
I will make them acknowledge Physics/Medical because I’m an asshole
Pulling from both the Anime and the Manga
Still working through the Manga as I plot
Friendly reminder that Genma is crap
Friendly reminder that Nodoka is crazy
Poor Mousse
Soun Tendo TRIES really hard but grief fucking sucks
Nabiki is morally grey
Toxic Shampoo
Kasumi gets Character Development or so help me
polyship cuz surprises
I promise I do love this anime
I’m just stunned that so many people didn’t get a lot of character development
Actual fucking ENDING
I do actually hate Shampoo tho
I watch dubs
Ranma slowly starts using they/them pronouns vs switching
Ranma wears a bra, fuck you
Yes I’m using 2020 LGBT stuff BUT I will keep the tech as close to the 90s as I can (tho fair warning I was BORN in the 90s)
Toxic Masculinity addressed (yes I mean Ranma’s)
Ranma is awkward as hell
bc that’s what happens when you isolate a child, Genma!
Also, they spent closer to 1-2 months in China bc of how many things happen while they’re there
Homophobic/Transphobic Language
Ranma uses Ranko WAY more often cuz it makes sense
Tatewaki is actually not as stupid as he is in canon, but he’s worse
Kodachi… on the other hand... IS stupid
Canon Heights are used (hence the “actual magic” tag, it’s how Kuno explains it and is still wrong)
Ranma is a shitty liar, and trusts his friends (kinda)
I’ve never like Shampoo, I don't hide that
While reading the manga I’ve realized how often Ranma wears a hat in the early chapters
I love it
Laws Exist
Rule Enforcement
Adults aren’t useless
Demiromantic Ranma
Ace/Demisexual Ranma (I haven’t decided yet)
Demiromantic Akane
Pansexual Ryoga
YES Akane is Bisexual AND Demiromantic. It’s a thing!
Genma is a sonnova bitch and piece o shit
Diasuke x Hiroshi
Sayuri x Yuka
Polyamory discussions
Hiroshi x Yuka
Protective Ranma
Protective Akane
Protective Ryoga
Tendos adopt Ryoga bc they care
Cologne sucks, I didn’t realize that was justified until now
Minor Anime over Manga Arc Choices
People aren’t oblivious those around Ranma a lot pick up on the transformation thing (eventually)
Ryoga’s crush on Akane turns into something normal, I may be ~Aro but even I know that’s bad
The “Akane Can’t Cook” Joke was funny once or twice; NOT the whole series Akane learns to cook
WAY fucking sooner than she did in the Anime
Look, I get the stereotype but it’s NOT funny!
Manga Chapt6Pt3 cover gave me too many ideas for what I want to do to Ryoga & IDK how I feel (Tiny pigtailed girl Ryoga is just too cute that I want to drop him the niángnìquán)
I will use Wiki-Mandarin-Spellings for Jusenkyo Springs cuz I don’t understand a lick of Chinese
Certain Arcs will be skipped entirely because I HATED THEM (any time they showed up)!
YEET Tea Ceremony Arc(s), mainly cuz an outsider I didn’t get it like I’m sure I was supposed to
If I could just kill Happosai I would, but I can’t
Expect him to be VERY dead/gone post-Canon
Fair warning tho cuz I hate him more than I hate Shampoo or Cologne
Shampoo still sucks
I wish the scene w Hiro/Dai was in the Anime cuz it’s hilarious
Ranma’s hat is back! I love it!
Is… is Ranma ADHD or is that me projecting again?
God, these two are hopeless dorks
Was someone going to TELL me that Ranma’s classmates figured out the transformation BEFORE the Romeo thing or was I just supposed to sit there stunned when it happened?!?
Goddammit, I hate Romeo and Julliet
I don’t mean the ep, I mean the play/movie/etc cuz my school years have done it 1.6 million times that I just can’t stand it anymore
Gosunkugi… wtf is wrong with you?
STILL hate this play
I’m American, ok
this has been shoved down my throat since I was 8 so It never occured to me that Ranma not knowing Romeo & Julliet at all wouldn’t be weird
Ranma learns his lines (kinda)
Kuno is 600% the reason they go off script
...And Gosunkugi being creepy af
TBH where they go off script (like Akane’s sleep scene) I’ll probs redo purely cuz I know this play
Still hate this play
Lol, tape ain’t a thing, that’s hilarious
Ranma kissing Kuno, yes
Akane kissing Ranma, NO
It’s called FAKING it
You either get over it or learn to fake it
Is it wrong that it’s tempting to get rid of P-chan in chapt8?
Don’t answer that… I know it is
Akane you need to learn to trust Ranma
Like seriously… that’s the 1 thing that drove me batty
100% going for the Anime version of the Japanese Speong of Drowned Man cuz it’s funnier
(I’m still tempted to change Ryoga)
Since the Cookie thing came before any comment about Akane’s cooking (Anime) I just figured Ranma was like me and can’t eat a ton of processed sugar (yes, make you that sick) so... HEADCANON!!
But Ranma’s still awkward af talking about it
Yup, subbing out Sasuke for Gosunkugi
Ranma not realizing his dad was committing crimes NEEDS to be handled better
I see angst potential
Ukyo is def still cis-fem, that point at least works
Ukyo’s dad is NOT in the clear here
Friendly reminder that Genma TOLD Mr. Kuonji that Ranma had a fiancée
Jealous Ranma’s fun
Ranma… just cuz you’ve 6.5k fiancé doesn’t mean everyone does
I’m just saying, Ryoga only falls for Ranma
Is Ranma wearing a binder while cursed bad? I honestly don’t know…
Poor Ranma, I’d DIE!
Obvs changing the rules of the pill from “first person of the opp sex”
I’m thinking “first person you’d be attracted to” cuz it’s nice and inclusive and won’t make someone fall for someone they wouldn’t normally
I’m just tryin’ to avoid some gayboy from fallin’ for a girl or some straight girl fallin’ for a girl
I mean Ranma’s still gonna Insta Cologne
Rule gets stricter the longer the pill lasts
also incest needs to be excluded
Look, I am NOT condoning Mousse’s obsession
but Shampoo still sucks
Is me making Tsubasa mtf bad?
Someone tell me cuz I’m not sure
I think I accidentally made Ukyo transphobic… oops
Redemption? Hopefully, idk yet
Do you realize how much anti LGBT shit I have to work through?!?
Tsubasa’s issue is 600% that she’s a lesbian so Ranma being a guy (even sometimes) weirds her out which for the record is FINE since they haven’t been dating at all & Ranma didn’t tell her!
The ½ white ½ brown dog IS actually Ryoga’s?!?
I didn’t know I needed this!
Also she’s staying!
Is Sasuke an Anime character?!?! Idk how I feel about this…
Ranma is a little shit & I love it
My idea may’ve been wrong (and Ranma!) but I love the idea had that I’m tempted do it anyway
Alright, Ranma is def going too far… even I can admit that
I’m quite sad this arc wasn’t animated
I don’t know which one I want! Kuno sick vs sneezing cat?
I can’t pick!
They’re both perfect!
Yup, Shampoo is evil
Akane… tone down the weapons kay?
#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#ranma#ranma ½#akane tendo#ryoga hibiki#fanfiction writing#fic plots#shampoo#mousse#cologne#can i kill Happosai?!?#PLEASE#kasumi tendo#nabiki tendo#soun tendo#genma saotome#nodoka saotome
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AU Ideas #3 Nishitora No Ken [Fist of the West Tiger]/Hakutora No Ken [Fist of the White Tiger] (Hokuto No Ken X Ranma 1-2 Next-Gen Fic Crossover)
The world itself is beginning slowly recover from the worldwide nuclear war that ruined human civilization and destroyed the world. But despite this, the world is still mostly barren wasteland and would most likely take years and years for it to truly recover from the devastation of the nuclear war, as the strong still ruled over the week.
However, a new warrior appear who is dedicating his life to defending the weak and fighting off against the various greedy and violent gangs, bandits, and warlords who threaten the lives of the weak and innocent with his skills. His name: Jūra Raigā Saotome (expy of my OC Lǎohǔ Jù Shòu), the son of Ranma and Akane in his early to mid 20s and a prodigy student of Kenshiro with a form of autism and a curse that turn him into that he inherited from his father, being nickname the "White Liger Savior of the Century's End". His goal: Finding his missing parents. Using the Hokuto Skin Ken techniques (using combination of soft-style and hard-style, including the Ujou Ken branch) and other techniques that his father have learned, he travel the barren wasteland of the earth in his journey to search for his missing parents while not only defending the weak and innocent from the various greedy and violent gangs, bandits, and warlords that threaten them but also youkai that are coming out once more and aliens and other things that are attracted by the weirdness magnet from him, with the dairy of his father being his sole reminder of them. Along the way, he is joined by Bat and Lin's daughter Shoki, his follow friend of the Hokuto Shin Ken school (and younger cousin) Ryu, the son of his father's rival Ryoga (and his unknown rival) Koichi, his master Ken, a Hanyo named Inuyasha, a mysterious 12-year old girl called Ocelot, the Kistune called Shippo, a Nekomana called Kirara, and a few more that are based on the Four Symbols of the Chinese constellation.
Okay, basic backstory on Jūra Raigā Saotome: He was born around in either 1992 or 1993 after his parent were married. He was around 6 to 7 years old when the nuclear war that destroyed the world in 1999, which killed half of the Ranma 1/2 cast off (like Soun, Genma, Nodoka, and Happosai) or jump off the deep end and turn completely insane (like the Kuno family and his aunt Nabiki), with him, his parent, and his aunt Kasumi (along with a few others) being the only ones left who are not died or insane. Within a few months after the nuclear war ended civilization, his parent Ranma and Akane suddenly mysteriously disappear one day and never return, with Jūra Raigā or his aunt Kasumi can't remembering of why. With his parent suddenly disapper, Kasumi raised him on her own. While she was raising him, he learned techniques that his father learned from his past in his dairy, the sole reminder of his parents, and use the youkai that were attracted by his weirdness magnet, something that he also inherited from his parents, as his training dummy. For over a few years, he stole foods and water from gangs and bandits that were passing through, until one day, when he was between 9 to 10 years old, that he met Raoh while he was passing through. Raoh, at first, thought he was just a normal kid after saw him taking various foods and water off of his dead men... but he was took off by guard when Jūra Raigā suddenly slip into Umi-Sen Ken and stole his helmet, before he became even more surprised when he easily killed a youkai (as he never seen one with his own eyes before) and transform into a girl when splash with cold water due to his weirdness magnet. Impressed by this, and due to the fact that Jūra Raigā reminded him of Toki, he decide to take him and his Aunt Kasumi to a village that was under his rule, and decide to train the young autism boy in Hokuto Shin Ken by himself as he had noticing one extraordinary ability that Jūra Raigā has: The ability to defy fate and destiny themselves. With this in mind, Raoh trained Jūra Raigā under the hard-style branch of the Hokuto Shin Ken for over a few years. During this time, Raoh and Kasumi became intermitted and resulted in the birth of Ryu before Kasumi's death after her birth of her child. Jūra Raigā met Toki while he was training when he came to talk to Raoh about Thouzer. Toki was took by surprised when he saw the same thing that his older brother saw years ago when Jūra Raigā's weirdness magnet attracted another youki before he killed it and his curse but Raoh didn't batter a eye since he was used to this now. After shaking off the shock, Toki decide to teach him the basic of the soft-style branch of Hokuto Shin Ken to train himself with after also noticing his extraordinary ability to defying fate and destiny. After Raoh's death, he travel the earth for over 5 to 7 years as defend the weak and innocent from various gangs and bandits before, when he was around 16-18 years old, finally met Kenshiro. When he saw his ability to defy fate and destiny themselves, like the rest of his brothers, Ken decide to fully train Jūra Raigā in the art of the Hokuto Shin Ken school of martial art before Ryu join later to train with him. And the rest is history...
Halfway through, they'll journey though space on a spaceship when Jūra Raigā found out that his parents were kidnapped by an alien emperor that ruled a galactic empire that span across most of the universe...
It's headcanon for me that Kenshiro was born in 1979 (the same year that Mad Max was released) while Ranma and Akane were born in 1971.
Jūra Raigā Saotome's training with Ken took about 8 to 9 years, enough time for Ryu to become a teenager.
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AU Ideas #2 Akane Gojira (Godzilla X Luna Varga X Ranma 1/2 Fusion Fic)
Okay, ever heard of a 1991 Anime OVA called Luna Varga, or by its full Japanese (and much cooler) name, Demon Warrior Luna Varga? What would happen to Godzilla if he lived in a magical land and had a girl-shaped tumor? That's what it is in its concept. It's a fun little OVA with it's plot basically about a princess called Luna that stumble upon an ancient power that can summon a Dinosaur-like Demon that obey her command, but unfortunately, she's attached to its head and act as its brain. You have to watch the full OVA to get a idea.
The basic plot is that Princess Ranma Saotome, who has a Jusenkyo curse that turn her into a man when splash with cold water and warm water to turn back, along with a singing voice in her head that only she can hear since birth, is leading her combined forces against the invader that are conquering the land of her people and their allies. She, Princess of the Saotome Kingdom (being lead by her father King Genma and her mother Queen Nodoka), was forced to get marry to (against her own will no less) one of the daughter of their main allies, the Tendo Kingdom (Being by her father's friend King Soun Tendo and his two only daughters, Kasumi and Nabiki Tendo), which both kingdoms are based in the southern part of their world, due to a promise between the two leaders to untied the two kingdoms before she was even born. However, currently, that is put on hold for now as both of their lands were being invaded and conquered by an army of soldiers and giant monsters called Kaiju from the kingdom that is located in the central part of the world, lead by Ryoga Hibiki (due to a grudge he hold to Ranma) and his Kaiju Anguirus. Ranma and her forces are pushed back into the larger Jusenkyo Region, where the Joketsuzoku, the Musk Dynasty, and the Phoenix People.
When Ranma have notice that singing voice that is she hearing is now more closer, the Phoenix People (along with the Jusenkyo Guide, Cologne, and Herb's father) realized that she have the soul of the Chosen One and immediately took her to Ho'o Peak... to waking up a powerful slumbering kaiju, which legend state that it was transformed due to a crime that it committed it couldn't forgave itself for, inside of it, that can be only obey and control by her. Once she got inside of the temple and ran down the hall until she got to the deepest part of the peak, she heard the voice. It ask her of why she came to seek its power and for what purpose, which she answer to rescue her home from ruin and destruction, which it accepted before it then shine upon Ranma.
Bursting out of the base of Ho'o Peak was a 600-meters tall powerful but submissive kaiju that was one of the Four Element Gojira called Akane Gojira (X) of the South Fire, the Gojira of Fire and the strongest yet most balance of the Four Element Gojira (Jack-of-all-Trade), with Ranma attached to the top of his head to control him as his brain and is able to wield a weapon called Gekkaja to defend herself (and to control his power). With it, they were able to defeat Ryoga's invading army before they gone on a journary to stop the central army from their plans...
There are three other Gojira based on separate elements (and based on Rumiko's other works): Jade Gojira (either X or X) of the West Wind (Urusei Yatsura), fastest of the Four Element Gojira (Fragile Speedster), control by someone who have manage to touch the horns of its chosen oni maiden who is from a certain royal family though a challenge. Terra Gojira (X) of the Earth (Kyōkai no Rinne), toughest of the Four Element Gojira (Mighty Glacier), control by someone who is of a certain bloodline. Poseidon Gojira (X) of the Water (Inuyasha), most powerful of the Four Element Gojira (Lightning Bruiser), control by someone who have earn its respect. (Through lucky, they're not literally attach to their respective Gojira like Akane Gojira)
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