#kate is a champion is so many fighting styles she is NOT a twig

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!Highschool era !nonpowered 17 year old Avengers as friends. They host a party at some point when Tony's parents are away. Howard doesn't approve of Tony's friendgroup. Sam is the designated driver for the night.

The next morning the Avengers are woken up by 14 yo Peter Parker - Natasha's and Yelena's younger brother who taged along so he can get blackmail on them. Oh boy he got a lot.

Peter: Wake up motherfuckers, it's currently 9 AM and we have an hour until the Starks get here. We've got to clean the place and shit. Y'all have five minutes to get your asses up and leave otherwise you'll leave by the windows. The defenestration will start with Bucky.

Bucky: Why me, Sam was the driver who got drunk?

Peter: James Bucky Barnes I am not an idiot, I saw you spike a drink and minutes later Sam was drunk. You're down to three minutes :)

Tony: How about we purposely stay here so Bucky get what he deserves?

Peter: You're next to be defenestrated so I wouldn't try it. Next is Nat because she tried to gaslight me into driving you home.

Natasha: How are you not hungover?

Peter: I'm fourteen, no where near legal drinking age.

Sam: Don't try with that you little shit, I saw you outdrink Thor, Steve, Yelena AND Tony. Separate times. You drank at least two whole bottles of vodka.

Natasha: Peter?!

Peter: I'm friends with Harley Keener, what did you expect.

Yelena: the fuck.