#keeping up with the targaryens

[alexandrarosa]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

but every time I read a Lucemond fic and there is a mention of Jacegon just being happy and having children I think of that meme

It’s like:

Somebody who has decided to wed omega Aegon to alpha Jace: You are no longer heir, you will be a consort at best, now suffer

Aegon: *chilling with his cool husband*

That somebody: wait

Aegon: *no longer has anxiety*

That somebody: WAIT

Aegon: *is loved and has a bunch of babies*

That somebody: WAIT NO

[maarigolds]

Viserys: I love all my children equally! Rhaenyra… *looks at smudged writing on hand* Agony, Helmet, and uh… Amoeba

Alicent: what about Daeron?

Viserys: who?

[legitalicat]

Keeping Up With the Targaryens (social media AU) - Series Masterlist

AN: This is in collaboration with Lana ( @zaldritzosrose ) (and of course special shout outs to @lady-phasma @anjelicawrites and @alexagirlie) and we are so so excited! All posts related to this universe will be tagged in this Masterlist for y'all to easily browse! I hope you like it!! As always pairings and TW will be updated as the series progresses. Dividers used on this Masterlist and any future posts I make for this are done by Lana. header is also done by her :)

Summary: Inspired by Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a look into the insane lives of Westeros' most elite family. It all started years ago, when Rhaenyra Targaryen and Criston Cole were young and in love. Their actions changed the course for this family forever, good or bad. Now the world belongs to Rhaenyra, and the rest are just living in it.

Characters Featured: Rhaenyra Targaryen, Criston Cole, Otto Hightower, Viserys Targaryen, Alicent Hightower, Jacaerys Velaryon, Harwin Strong, Lucerys Velaryon, Daemon Targaryen, Laena Velaryon, Sara Snow, Helaena Targaryen, Aegon Targaryen ii, Aemond Targaryen, YN/Reader insert, Daeron Targaryen, Laenor Velaryon

TW: Obvious but unconfirmed relationship, reality TV, Alicent will be great in this (minus one really bad incident), Otto Hightower is not shitty in this, will have time jumps, cursing, suggestive language, Viserys Targaryen (I feel like he should always be his own TW), men simping for their women

GEN 1 Pairings: PAST Rhaenyra Targaryen x Criston Cole, Laena Velaryon x Daemon Targaryen, Alicent Hightower x Viserys Targaryen, platonic spouses Rhaenyra Targaryen x Laenor Velaryon, Rhaenyra Targaryen x Harwin Strong

GEN 2 Pairings: Jacaerys Velaryon x Sara Snow, Aegon Targaryen x YN,

Meet the Family (Gen 1) (Lana)

Meet the Family (Gen 2) (Lana)

Intro 1 Intro 2

Rhaenyra Through the Years

Alicent Through the Years 1, Alicent 2 (Lana)

Laena Through the Years, Laena 2 (Lana)

Age list!!

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Episode 11

[daewithmon]

This is just Daeron coming back from his vacation in Oldtown (a parallel of me returning to draw)

[bottlesandbarricades]

All the crispy Targaryens, who got absolutely barbecued in the Dance of the Dragons, watching Daenerys ‘fire cannot kill a dragon’ Targaryen from the afterlife:

[zaldritzosrose]

And we're back again, with the children this time. Not part of the business, but with what's coming, who can blame them?

a/n I'm aware that physically, the actors/actresses won't look like their canon character, but for a modern au - it works right?

tags @legitalicat @lady-phasma @alexagirlie @anjelicawrites

(If you want to be tagged in the series, please DM me or @legitalicat)

[gelatina-destroyer]

I mean if you're gonna lose an eye you might as well do it for something valuable

[apinchofm]

Keeping up with House Targaryen and Velaryon:

The matter of who inherits Driftmark brings out nasty rumours about the legitimacy of the Princess' sons.

[peoniese]

-Rhaenyra Targaryen.

[nayanuwa]

Daemon: I want Rhaenyra

Viserys, as though his parents weren’t siblings, his wife wasn’t his cousin, and his son and daughter aren’t going to marry each other in the future: That’s your niece!

[athenaareia]

Rhaenyra, Laenor, Laena, all singing: THEY SHAKE THEIR HEADS SAYING "GOD HELP HER" WHEN I TELL THEM HE'S MY MAN

Viserys, from afar: what is going on?

Rhaenyra, Laenor, Laena: BUT YOUR GOOD LORD DOESN'T NEED TO LIFT A FINGER

Rhaenys: *long suffering sigh, as she chugs a bottle of whiskey* Why, god, why-

Rhaenyra, Laenor, Laena: I CAN FIX HIM, NO REALLY, I CAN. AND ONLY I CAN

Corlys: they're all in love with Daemon.

Viserys: *joins Rhaenys* my only child-

[lady-phasma]

We often talk about uncle and nephew, but god bless the Targaryens for making these two brothers-in-law.

[androidfate]

When your brother keeps seducing your children #justviserysithings

[legitalicat]

Keeping Up with the Targaryens (social media au) - EP 6

AN: I am so grateful you you guys love this as much as I do!! To the lovely Lana ( @zaldritzosrose ) you are such an amazing co creator and I'm grateful for you!! And as always @alexagirlie @anjelicawrites and @lady-phasma thank you guys for helping this idea come to life!!

Series Masterlist here and Age List here!

Summary: Flocking to Renfaire begins as hard launch is made.

CW: Language, "Shut up Aegon", shit posting, Luke gets roasted, use of YN

Pairings: Sara Snow x Jacaerys Velaryon, Aegon Targaryen ii x reader

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[pretty-little-fairy-princess]

Just imagine this...

Septon: We stand here in the sight of gods and men to witness the union of man and wife: one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever.

Daemon and Rhaenyra: Father, Smith, Warrior, Mother, Maiden, Crone, Stranger…

Daemon: I am hers and she is mine. From this day, until the end of my days.

Rhaenyra: I am his and he is mine. From this day, until the end of my days.

[bavovnyatko]

I think we as a fandom desperately need an AU wherein Daemon was a petty bitch who refused to die for 110 years, outliving his children and grandchildren.

Oh the delicious changes it would make!

He had been wounded and was too late to save Rhaenyra, but he did manage to find Viserys pretty quickly and kill all the Rogares. So, yeah, no Aegon IV, no Blackfyres - good, right? Weeeelll, Viserys married Barba Bolton. Just imagine the result of those two bloodlines mixing! *evil laugh*

Obliously, Daemon had been crowned king. Even though the start of his reign had been quite bloody with him and Cregan dealing with the rebellious lords, he actually ended up doing a pretty good job. His brother and Otto must have been rolling in their graves

Tensions with the Velaryons had been quite high until Baela fell in love with Alyn and eloped. That had smoothed things over. Rhaena never married that Hightower dude, obviously. Because the whole house was exterminated, just like the Rogares. Aegon got therapy and married Daenera as in canon

Targs still have dragons. Because of course they do

Daeron and his dragon followed Rhaenys' and Meraxes' fate and died in Dorne. Oh well.

Baelor as a Fourteen Flames-worshipping nymphomaniac. He decided to try using wildfire as lube and died. Also, there were rumors he fucked his dragon.

AU version of Aegon IV with Bolton genes ended up being disinherited, same as his cousin Baelor. He pulled a Saera and became a happy whore in Tyrosh

AU Aemon and Naerys were happily married, and their son Daeron took the Throne after Daemon died. Those three were alright, but the future generations of Targs... Targ, Bolton, and now Martell blood... with dragons... WESTEROS IS FUCKED.