#kenma x female reader

[k0zumine]

Kenma Kozume x Fem! Reader

when you’re jealous!

Kenma sighed at his rejected attempt to hold your hand as you yanked your hand away from his with a frown. You were in one of your bad moods again, this time you were mad at him for reasons he wasn’t sure of.

You were both coming back from a date, he’d taken you out for a meal as it hit your 6 month anniversary today. As you were both in high school the meal wasn't some fancy 5-star restaurant but it wasn't McDonalds either, and Kenma knew you weren't bothered by that as well. So as he rolled his eyes stuffing his hands in his trouser pockets trying to contain his frustration he thought back to the date thinking back to anything he might have done wrong to upset you, he couldn’t think of anything.

“What’s the matter hm?” he asked looking towards you.

“m’fine” you mumble his irritation growing at your stubbornness.

“having a hard time believing that” he scoffed making you glare at him.

“why are you mad at me? did I do something wrong?” he continued to look at you, it was pretty hard to stay mad at you as you wore that pretty little dress that compliments your body perfectly with his black blazer draped around your shoulders.

Yes, Kenma wore a suit, just for you, he’d never wear something like that but this was a special occasion and he wanted to impress you, he even tied his hair up in a neat bun. If anyone else saw him like this he was pretty sure he’d want to kill himself.

“Who said I was mad at you?” you grumbled quickening your pace, which was quite difficult when you’re wearing heels.

Kenma's jaw clenched as you continued to be stubborn pacing ahead of him, with a frustrated sigh he caught up to you gently holding your wrist. He pulled you into him holding your waist. “Don’t walk away when I’m trying to have a conversation with you please and I’m not letting you go home from our date upset okay? So I’m sorry for what I’ve done” He told you one arm wrapped around your waist the other lifting up your chin so you’d maintain eye contact with him.

“Do you even know what you’re sorry for?” You glared at him your eyebrows furrowing.

“No bu-“

“Then you’re not sorry!”

“Baby can you please just tell me? I want to make this night perfect for you..”

“Well, you kinda already ruined that idea when you let that waitress flirt with you.” You spat back. Kenma's face was full of confusion wondering what on earth you were talking about.

“I’m confused…why would she flirt with me”

“She was literally flirting with you, Ken! That free drink, only talking to you, even complimenting you!! She’s in our year I know she has a crush on you!” You were getting more upset by the minute at his oblivious attitude.

“She wasn’t flirting with me…she was just being kind” Kenma explained completely confused as to why you were getting upset. As you heard him trying to justify the waitress's actions you pried his hand away from his waist and continued to walk back to your house.

Kenma's jaw clenched as he once again grabbed your wrist “I told you to stop walking away from me when I’m talking to you” he told you his patience running thin.

“And I don’t want to talk to someone who lets other girls flirt with him when he clearly has a girlfriend!”

“I’m sorry okay? I didn’t know she was flirting with me, I wasn’t even paying attention to what she was doing I was too busy focusing on you”

“Yeah yeah whatever..” you pout looking avoiding eye contact.

“Can you stop being so stubborn now? You know you’re the only one I have eyes for” He sighed grabbing your chin and leaning in to peck your lips.

“Still don’t like how she flirted with you whilst I was right there…I swear if I see her at school on Monday I’m gonna-“

“Do nothing, you’re not going to get into a fight or an argument okay? If she does it again I’ll tell her to stop.” Raising his eyebrows waiting for you to agree.

“Fine…” you mumbled, Kenma interlocked fingers with yours and continued walking to your house, or so you thought until he walked right past it.

“Uh, you just walked past my house…”

“I know we’re going to my house”

“But I have to go home my parents are expecting me back”

“Yeah, I messaged your mother asking if it was okay to keep you for a few more hours…I can’t let you go home feeling upset, I’d be a bad boyfriend if I did that.” He explained offering you a small smile as you both walked a little further to his house.

As you got to his house Kenma helped take your heels off, you walked into the kitchen saying hi to his mother whilst she bombarded you with questions asking if your date went well and if Kenma treated you well.

“He did but the waitress was flirting with him…” you sigh.

“Oh honey, did he tell her to stop or anything?” She asked.

“No…he didn’t even realise that she was flirting with him” you pout as she brought you into a hug.

“I’m sorry he didn’t do anything but you know how Kenmas like he’s completely oblivious to that kind of stuff, I was even surprised when he told me you guys were in a relationship..surprised he had the guts to ask you out” She chuckled, after another 5 minutes of conversation with the woman she let you go up to Kenmas room.

You opened the to see Kenma sprawled across his bed swiping away on his phone, his hair no longer in that bun, a few of his top buttons undone. “Hi Ken,” you say seeing him glance up at you with a soft smile, you hop on the bed and crawl towards his side laying your head on his shoulder and watching as he scrolled through TikTok.

“You feelin' a bit better after your chat?” He asks stroking your hair and twirling it in his fingers.

“mhm..sorry for overreacting” you mumble watching the cat video that had just appeared on his for you page.

“tis fine m’sorry for not realising what she was doing…I’ll do better next time” he sighed.

“You look so beautiful in that dress if I haven’t mentioned it before” He continues.

“Don’t worry you’ve said it over 10 times today Ken, you look so handsome with that suit you should wear things like that more often” You smile.

“Ha no m’only doin' this for you” He rolled his eyes.

The rest of the night consisted of you cuddling and watching tiktoks, Kenma constantly asking if you were okay pressing kisses to your face. He knew how to lift your spirit up he knew everything about you that’s why you love him.

[taytak3syou]

Spoils tf outta you. I’m talking diamond necklaces, pearls, new shoes, designer shirts, items signed by famous people. Pure luxury from this man. Finished an important paper from work? Necklace. Dropped food off for him? Designer dress. Made dinner? Shoes. It wouldn’t stop, you’ve had to move some of your things to a whole different room because it wouldn’t fit in your closet anymore. He was like a sugar daddy to you. Which is something you didn’t want. You didn’t want to seem like you were a sugar baby. Only in this relationship because your getting expensive things, no. Your in this relationship because you love this man and would do absolutely anything for him. Of course, he would do the same for you, but instead of telling you, he shows you by buying you things.

KENMA, DAICHI, Ushijima, Hinata, BOKUTO, Tanaka, SUNA TODOROKI, Hawks, DABI, Bakugou, Izuku, GOJO, TOJI

[syrikif]

Gamer Etiquette

Kodzuken x Streamer!Y/N

Pairing: Kenma Kozume x Fem!Reader

Genre: SMAU + Written, Strangers to Lovers, Romance, Fluff, Humor, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Streamer/Youtuber AU

Content Warnings: Sexual jokes/content, mention of death threats, mature language

Upcoming content creator/streamer, Y/N, has gone viral for lots of things. Her infamous dumb moments, her blended cookie recipe (which tastes better than it sounds), the way she rages at her friends during games, and about a hundred more.

But her most recent viral moment? Accidentally knocking famous streamer, Kodzuken, off the Bedwars map and making him lose his two year winning streak.

Now with more attention (and hate) than she ever asked for, her only option left is to go to the source: the man himself, Kenma Kozume.

Created: October 6, 2023 Completed: (Ongoing) Update Schedule: I’m currently in the process of moving so just whenever I can :)

Masterlist:

Important Profiles: Y/N's Group Kenma's Group Prologue: Daddy Kink Cat Distribution System Chapter 1: Thirst Trap Hospital Food Chapter 2: Bedwars 🖊 Boredom 🖊 Chapter 3: Trending One Game Chapter 4: Calm Guilt 🖊 Chapter 5: Unhinged One in a Million Chapter 6: Cuddle Buddies 🖊 Casual Chapter 7: Rating The Cat Girl Chapter 8: A Dozen Men Little Things 🖊 Chapter 9: Scaredy Kitten Disappearing Act Chapter 10: Chapter 11: tbc . . .

Author's Notes:

Hey guys! This is my first post on Tumblr and the first SMAU I've ever written. Which, kudos to everyone else who makes SMAU's because they are a lot of work.

Just some basic info before you begin reading:

Y/N uses she/her pronouns and is feminine presenting.

Every chapter will have two parts, one part from Y/N's point of view and one part from Kenma's; the order will differ depending on the chapter.

Every update will be a double post so make sure you know you’re reading the correct one first, and reading both of them.

Time stamps don't really matter unless explicitly written by me so you can just ignore them :)

There will be both written and social media elements; written parts will be marked with a pen (🖊).

And I'm gonna be honest, while I love the anime I haven't actually watched it in a long time and I was never able to finish season three. That being said, if anything I write seems out of character for anyone just bear with me I'm trying my best lol.

Please feel free to give me any feedback and/or criticism to help me improve. And if any of the links aren't working just let me know and I'll try to get it fixed ASAP.

If you have any questions, don't feel too shy and reach out if possible; I promise I'll answer to the best of my ability.

(Also, just comment if you'd like to be on the taglist.)

Hope you enjoy the story :)

[90skiyoomi]

bulls in the bronx

kenma x reader

angst

tw: mentions of suicide and depression. this fic can be extremely triggering as there's a strong mention of suicide and description of a suicide attempt so please skip this story if it triggers you easily

it felt like any other day.

getting off work and going home to kenma.

it has become a routine that you have been very fond of as you get to see the love of your life after a stressful day at work.

you'd never thought that tonight would end up like this. it all started because kenma didn't want to get off his games when it was supposed to be a pre planned date night.

you were supposed to takeaway some of his favorite food and have dinner together before having a movie marathon.

it took him almost 3 hours to get off his game when he said "5 more minutes"

at this point, you have already gotten sick of waiting and finished your portion of the food before placing the rest in the fridge for whenever he decides that he's hungry.

one thing led to another and here we are again, quarreling about how you didn't wait for him to finish up and how you were going to just go to bed when you said that you were going to have dinner with him.

you were exhausted.

this wasn't the first time this quarrel happened. you've lost counts on how many time you had to wait for him to finish his god damn games and have a proper meal with you. it felt like you were living with a man child that needed constant reminder to do basic necessities like eating and showering. it was draining.

work hasn't been good too as your boss has been putting more workload on you and not giving you the pay raise that you deserve. what's more frustrating is that the new comer that joined a month ago has already gotten a promotion because she has big tits and she sweet talked her way through it.

it seemed like everything is falling apart and you don't know how to spiral out of this dark hole.

you knew that the medications weren't working anymore so you've stopped taking them for months now. it just made you feel numb and you didn't want to have a pounding headache everytime you take it.

but life was not doing well. life was kenma and it seemed like he's halfway out the door too.

"please don't take this out on me"

cause you're the only thing that's keeping me alive

kenma just looked at you like he was bored.

"i can't do this tonight, i'm going to kuroo's"

the door slammed shut as you were drowning in your own thoughts.

he just left.

what's the point in anything anymore?

your parents have already disowned you for god knows what reason. it seemed like you were going to get fired anyday now. and kenma just seemed so disinterested in you.

everything is falling apart.

at the corner of your eyes, you could see 2 full bottles of anti-depressants on the shelf.

the ones that were left untouched.

you stumbled your way there and grabbed the two bottles, and walked to the kitchen to grab the half bottle of vodka that you never touched for months.

i'm sorry but i made up my mind

you easily swallowed down a bottle of pills and downed it with vodka. you felt the burn from the alcohol going down your throat but nothing can hurt more than life itself.

you didn't expect it to hit you so quickly as you downed the rest of the pills that were left.

and seconds later the bottle of vodka seemed to have finished too.

everything felt like a blur. you were stumbling into the kitchen to get whatever alcohol you can lay hands on.

and then, there was the agonizing pain.

it felt like your stomach was ripping itself apart.

you couldn't stand properly and you were using all your strength to hold yourself up as you reached for that bottle of alcohol.

that's when you hear the doors opening.

and that's when everything went dark.

part two

[kenmaslittlebrat]

(I made the header myself im quite proud think it can be smaller tho)

Anyways imagine Streamer Boyfriend Kenma

Imagine bringing him sweets and other small foods.

Imagine giving him a lil kiss before his stream starts.

Imagine his fans and viewers adoring you for all you do for Kenma.

Imagine his chat spamming the chat when they wanna see you again.

Imagine while giving him his food as you sneak a lil kiss then quickly going off with your day.

Imagine helping him set up his stream, tying up his hair for him and giving him some non crumby food.

Imagine cleaning his keyboard for him every once in a while, when it gets dirty.

Imagine dragging him to bed once he's done with his stream, taking the hair tie out of his hair tucking yourselves under the covers cuddling him to sleep.

Imagine Streamer Boyfriend Kenma <3

[star-struck01]

Pudding and Whiskers Pt. 4.5

You meet someone cute at your work and your friend gives them your number

Masterlist | Pt. 4

(Not my photo)

Kenma Kouzume x GN!Reader

Word Count: 654

Written: 12/10/2020

Edited: 08/17/2023

You have been with Kenma for almost a year now, and every day has been amazing. He’s definitely changed your view of relationships, that’s for sure. You were saving up money for a new game he was into that was coming out soon, just in time for your anniversary. As you walked into the cafe, checking how much money you still needed for the game, something felt wrong. You looked up and around, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary so far. You made your way to the staff room, changed into your uniform, and headed to the front of the store, changing the sign from closed to open. You carefully make your way through the purrs and meows to the register, but you still can’t shake this weird feeling. You take a few steps from behind the register, looking around at the cafe. It clicks in your head that you don’t know where Yui is, and you quickly and carefully look around the cafe, searching in all her usual spots. You begin calling Yui, even shaking a box of treats, which only attracts the other cats. As you slowly begin to panic, Hina walks in, and you make your way to her. “Hey Hina? Have you seen Yui? I can’t find her anywhere.” You furrowed your brows, looking at your friend.

“Yui? Oh…Y/N she was adopted yesterday.” Hina looked heartbroken, like she didn’t want to tell you this.

Your heart dropped into your stomach, and your bottom lip quivered slightly. A shaky smile spread across your face. Oh, that’s good; I’m happy for her.” You started walking to the staff room, breaking down as soon as you shut the door. After crying for what felt like hours, you dried your tears and stood up, grabbing your water bottle and taking a swig of water. You calmed your breathing and changed out of your uniform, throwing your hood up and walking out of the building, keeping your head low. You stuck an earbud in and played your music, finding a sad playlist to listen to while you walked to Kenma’s apartment, wishing that it was raining to represent your feelings. You opened his door, upset with the events of the day. You always told yourself that you didn't care if she got adopted, but that wasn't true; you did care, and you really wanted her. You dropped your work bag near the door, just as you shut it with your foot. You looked up to see Kenma's head pop out of his bedroom, concern written on his face. "What's wrong, Y/N?" He frowned but didn't make any movement to come closer to you or out of his room.

You sighed and took off your jacket. "Yui was adopted today." Your bottom lip quivers slightly. "I really wanted her as my own, and I was stupid to think she wouldn't be adopted. She's just so perfect." You made your way closer to Kenma just as he shifted out of the door, a small Calico cat in his arms.

"Would it make you feel better if I was the one who adopted her?" A small smile graced his features just as your jaw dropped.

"You didn't."

"I did; I saw how sad you looked every day that you couldn't keep her, and then we started dating, so I decided that I would adopt her so you could see her all the time, and I'd be caring for her so you wouldn't be stressed about caring for her, school, and work." Your bottom lip began quivering again as you ran over and embraced Kenma, burying your face in his shoulder and muttering, Thank you. When you finished crying tears of joy (which you denied even happened), you plucked Yui from his arms and peppered kisses all over her fur before turning to look at Kenma with a wide smile on your face.

"I love you."

[cosmic-witchcraft000]

kenma wants to give us something 👀❤

[piercidh34rts]

✦idea for a Wattpad book, ao3 or tumblr series✦

✩kenma x female reader✩

F reader is trying to get out of the relationship with her cheating toxic boyfriend, after finding out , she tries to think if she should stay and forgive or end the relationship.

During that time, she meets kenma, and they start having a friend with benefits relationship( in secret )a really good and healthy one, she feels safe.

And because of the relationship, kenma changes her mind and she breaks up with her boyfriend.

★Some details ★

Freader lives alone

(And has a cat/ I love cats)

A chapter were kenma friends fiend out about the relationship

Smut please 🙏🏽🧎🏽‍♀️

Maybe some problems with the toxic boyfriend

And has to be timeskip kenma

The vibe that I think it would look good :

✦got this from “ (-s4torify), doesn’t write anymore

✦ good book

✩All credits to her ✩

♡Don’t forget to tag me ♡

[whyamialivelol]

hi can u do nsfw hcs for kenma???

Your wish is my command

-Either a hard dom or a hard sub no inbetween

-Totally into pet/kitty play whether you're the pet or he is

-This freaky bastard loves bdsm... alot

-Since the dude's a streamer he likes being sucked off under his desk on stream

-Pretty average sized dick

-Master of giving head whether it's eating pussy or sucking dick

I can't rlly think of anything else rn and I have homework to do so yea this was short

[honeystwiggypeach]

Lmao a hilarious scenario just came to me can you write about kenma's baby mistaken a pudding for their dad 😂

Pls all I can imagine is like this chubby eight month old baby confusedly looking at the pudding cup in the counter as the whisper a little bitty dada? Anywho!! Tysm for requesting I love requests so much😭😭

When you dug the pudding cup out the fridge for your giggly eight month old to eat with you, you definitely didn’t think they’d see a resemblance in the pudding cup to their father.

Kenma was sat in the living room.

You watch as your baby stares at the cup confused tilting his head slightly as he examines the little cup.

Before you know it he’s grabbed the cup and begins shaking it he gasps when he brings it closer to his little face seeing the colors similar to his dad’s hair, “dada!” He shrieks loudly and kenma comes running in practically knocking the end table over as he leans over your baby’s highchair trying to catch his breath.

You watch as your baby smiles shaking the pudding again before shouting another, “dada!” As he looks at the pudding.

Kenma lets out a little giggle before leaning over to pepper kisses on his chubby little cheeks causing the little baby to giggle happily.

Let me know if you guys want more because I love writing requests!!!

[folklorebae]

𝐇𝐂 - 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮

Cast(s): Timeskip!Kozume Kenma & Singer!Reader

Warning: Swearing & reader is using she/her pronouns

A/n: I personally made this for my insta au. But if you haven't read it or don't wanna read it, it's fine! (This is a repost)

• It is always a secret and only some of his friends know about it. But Kenma is your biggest fan, he can't stop jamming to your songs (thanks to Hinata who introduced you and your music to him).

•What a surprise to him that you fly from your home country to perform at his birthday party (Kuroo and Hinata may or may not gave you some calls ten months before).

"Should we sing 'Happy Birthday' for Kodzuken?" You ask the guests who are not more than twenty people and they all cheer in agreement.

"Please don't." You hear the man beside you whisper as he tries to hide his reddened face with his hand.

"Y/N-san! Please sing your latest song too! Kenma loves that!" Shouts the orange-haired man.

"Oh," you place your hand over your heart. "I'm so flattered, Mr. Kozume."

Ever since then, your relationship with Kenma grows and becomes more exclusive. No longer Idol and her fan.

• "So about Y/N..." the interviewer starts. "Do you mind if we talk about her?"

Kenma shakes his head, cheeks are turning red at the thought of you. "No, I don't mind."

"Her album will come out this Friday! Are you excited?"

Of course he is. Is that even a question?

Kenma nods. "I am. She worked very hard for this album and I'm so proud of her. I hope you guys will love it as much as I do."

"Will we get maybe… one or two songs about you?" The interviewer teases the famous gamer, making him cover his face to hide his laughter.

"Oh my God, you should've asked her not me. I have no idea!"

The interviewer chuckles. "Okay, okay. Last question. Give us a spoiler, tell us your favorite track."

He shrugs. "They are all good! Don't make me choose."

But before he waves goodbye to the interviewer, he whispers. "Track number five."

• Did I tell you that he's your No.1 fan? Because yeah, he really is. You just posted a picture 5 seconds ago? It's already liked by him. You do live on instagram? He secretly joins with his fake account. You just released a single? He helps you to promote it.

• LDR LDR LDR. Both of you hate LDR, especially Kenma, this is the first time he's dating someone famous. But it's fine, you two always facetime and texting everyday.

• His mom loves you so much. Everyone knows Kenma is not a talkative person. But when his mom brings you up in conversation, he immediately can't stop talking about you like he just met you for the first time. She just loves the fact you bring out the other side of him.

• Never in Kenma's life attends a concert. But for the first time, he comes to show you his support, even though you have no idea that he came. He books the seat on the tribune, yet he still gets recognized by your fans.

"Oh. My. God. Are you Kodzuken?"

Kenma softly smiles as he shakes his head. "Huh? No, I'm not him."

"Really? You look like him tho."

"I get mistaken for him a lot. But yeah, I'm not him, sorry."

• Before you end the show, with your team's help, Kenma makes his way to your dressing room to surprise you. When you walk into the room, you find your boyfriend standing in front of you with his open arms, signaling you to give him a hug.

Kenma chuckles when you jump in his arms. "You were so fucking awesome! I love you."

You stand on your feet, arms wrapping around his neck. "Why didn't you tell me that you're here?"

"Well," He pauses, brushing a strand of hair from your face. "That wouldn't be a surprise, right?"

You smile before hiding your face on the crook of his neck. For the first time in a while, you finally feel the warmth in your heart. The feeling of knowing that you will never be alone again, because your boyfriend will always be with you. Little do you know, he feels the same too. "You're the best! I love you."

[taytak3syou]

IN LOVE WITH YOUR...

→ Bokuto, Kuroo, Daichi, Kenma, Sugawara

→ nsfw content, F!reader, thigh squeezing, neck bites/kisses, stomach bulge, tit squeezing, getting flustered

˗ˏˋBOKUTOˎˊ˗

↳ Bokuto is absolutely obsessed with your thighs. He feels like he can’t function without feeling them at least once a day. He always loves touching them whenever he can. No matter where you two go he always has to sit next to you to touch your thighs.

↳ He loves when you wear short skirts of short dresses. He always drags his hand along your thighs, kneading them after you two have had sex and he loves the grunts and moans that fall from your soft lips.

「๑°KUROO°๑」

↳ Kuroo loves your lips and how plump they are. He loves dragging his thumb across your bottom lip when you two are making out. He loves how you kiss him tiredly in the morning before he leaves for work, and how you kiss him passionately as soon as he walks through the door after a long day of work.

↳ He loves your lips on your face, and your lips down there as well. He loves running his long fingers in between them and giving your clit soft kisses and hearing your pants, moans, and whimpers. Only turning him on more.

°•.DAICHI.•°

↳ Daichi loves your stomach. He loves laying on it when you two watch movies or just relax with each other. He always blows on it, making you laugh and push him away, and he absolutely loves your laugh so he always does it.

↳ He always holds one of your hands at the bottom of your stomach when he’s fucking you so you can feel the large bulge go in and out of you. You always whimper when you look at where you two connect, and where he ends. And he finds it so hot.

✩:◦•KENMA•:◦✩

↳ Kenma loves your boobs. He always gets flustered by the sight of them. You always hugged him, pressing your boobs against his chest and he always got a red face. He always steels glances at them and you find it so cute how he always looks shocked when you ask him if he wants to touch them.

↳ You always place his hand on your boob during sex, telling him it was okay to touch them. And he gladly did so. He pinched and twisted your nipples and squeezed your boobs, eating up the loud moans and whimpers that fall from your lips.

♡⊱SUGA⊰♡

↳ Suga loves kissing your collarbone. He always starts by kissing your neck and then moves down to your collarbone to leave soft kisses and a few bite marks. He’s done it so much to the point where it’s become a sensitive spot, and even the softest kisses make you whimper.

↳ He always leaves bite marks and hickeys on your collarbone because most of your dresses show your collarbone, showing everyone that you had a boyfriend, and your boyfriend had you.

[syrikif]

Gamer Etiquette

Kodzuken x Streamer!Y/N

Pairing: Kenma Kozume x Fem!Reader

Genre: SMAU, Written Elements, Strangers to Lovers, Romance, Fluff, Humor, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Streamer/Youtuber AU

Upcoming content creator/streamer, Y/N, has gone viral for lots of things. Her infamous dumb moments, her blended cookie recipe (which tastes better than it sounds), the way she rages at her friends during games, and about a hundred more.

But her most recent viral moment? Accidentally knocking famous streamer, Kodzuken, off the Bedwars map and making him lose his two year winning streak.

Now with more attention (and hate) than she ever asked for, her only option left is to go to the source: the man himself, Kenma Kozume.

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Chapter 4 (b): Guilt

Word Count: 2659

To be honest, Kenma is doing this entirely out of guilt. 

Sure it isn’t technically his fault that people have no self control and don’t know how to mind their own business, but his fans were probably the main root of the problem. So he felt some sort of responsibility towards her, regardless that they’d never met before today. 

“Are you loaded in yet?” He waits a few seconds, almost impatiently so, his eyebrows slowly raising as he waits even longer. “Y/N?” 

A soft sound of movement, a throat clearing, “Sorry, what?” 

Kenma sighs, “Are you loaded into the game yet?” 

“Oh- yeah. I mean almost, my wifi’s being weird.” She laughs then and it’s so painfully forced that Kenma physically feels himself cringe. He has to give the girl props though, she’s doing a lot better acting excited than he is despite the fact that she seems more nervous. 

He’d only asked for her discord on complete impulse, not really considering what would happen if she agreed until it was too late. Don’t get him wrong though, he isn’t upset about it; finding new people to play his favorite games with is always enjoyable for Kenma. 

But he also isn’t looking forward to this being any more awkward than it already is. 

“Are you on the server already?” 

Kenma shakes his head, “No, I’m waiting for you to be ready so I can start streaming.” 

“Oh,” she says and Kenma only then realizes that he’s been treating her like he treats everyone else, even though they know essentially nothing about each other. “Sorry, I’ll be done as soon-.” 

“Don’t worry about it.” And now he’s interrupting her; great first impression, Kenma. “I’m trying to finish eating right now anyways.” 

She doesn’t say anything for a moment and then, almost out of nowhere, “What are you eating?” 

Funny thing about that though is that he’s not. 

“Ummmmm-,” he trails off, desperately searching his brain for some sort of response. “Apple pie,” he finally manages to say. 

“Wait really?” Y/N suddenly sounds much more genuine than she had mere seconds ago. 

Kenma hums in confirmation, head nodding even though he’s currently lying straight through his teeth. 

Why? Who knows. Kenma definitely doesn’t. 

“I had apple pie too,” she goes on to explain. “Literally like ten minutes before I turned on my PC.” 

Kenma isn’t actually eating any apple pie right now, so it’s not as much of the insane coincidence that Y/N seems to think it is. But it is one of his favorite desserts, so he did have some fairly recently enough for it to be considered at least a bit strange. 

“You’re kidding,” he tries to match her enthusiasm.  

“Do I look like the type of girl to joke about something as serious as apple pie?” She’s teasing him now but his mind is slow to pick up on it, unintentionally leaving her in awkward silence as he processes her words. 

“I don’t know,” he drags out the last syllable. “You sound like someone who would.” Kenma has never actually seen what Y/N looks like - and sure he might be comfortable lying to her about eating apple pie - but joking about her appearance without even properly seeing it first seems like a line he shouldn’t cross. 

She scoffs then and Kenma can almost picture the exact face she pulls in the process, having frequently seen the same expression on his own roommate’s. “I have literally never been so offended in my entire life.” 

Kenma subconsciously shrugs, “I have to keep everyone humble somehow, you know.” 

~~~

“I got some stone,” Kenma tells Y/N as he runs over to drop a Stone Pickaxe in front of her. Although, this time he does it close enough to ensure that she doesn’t have to move to pick it up. 

“Oh thanks,” Y/N herself is busy collecting wood, but she’s definitely mining more than she really needs at the moment. 

“I know I explained this a bit earlier but we wanted to stream together just to clear some stuff up,” Kenma says when he notices how confused everyone still is in his chat. “Like how we actually don’t know each other. Right Y/N?” 

Y/N’s character suddenly turns to him in game, mimicking a head nod. “Yeah, I have no idea who this guy is. What’s your name again? Kenny?” Kenma admits that he has to stifle a laugh as she starts running around him in circles. “Well I guess I wouldn’t know because I don’t know you.” 

Kenma rolls his eyes, “You know what I mean.” 

“Yeah,” she easily agrees. “Just like how we didn’t know each other during that game, I also totally didn’t mean to kill you either.”

“Oh yeah definitely not,” Kenma nods, looking over at his chat for a brief second as Y/N stops before a random oak tree to start collecting even more wood. 

Why is y/n mining so much wood???? 😭 😭

y/n’s skin is so cutteeee

I love how Kenma’s just watching her run around lol

But Kenma’s attention is suddenly brought back to the game when he hears the sound of something being attacked, only to see his health two and a half hearts lower and Y/N standing suspiciously far away from him.

“What did you just do?” 

“Huh? What?” She plays innocent almost too well. “What do you mean?” 

“I’m beginning to think you killed me on purpose,” he teases as he starts making his way towards a cave he spots in the ground. 

She gasps, as though she genuinely feels betrayed by his words. “Of course I didn’t mean to, I would never do something like that.” 

He nods as he enters the cave, immediately running towards a vein of coal embedded into the wall. “Oh right of course. Because I totally didn’t see you aiming that fireball at me or anything the other day.” He shakes his head light heartedly as he begins collecting the coal with his own stone pickaxe. 

“See I’m glad you agree with me, Kenma,” Y/N joins his side in the cave, mining the stone beside him before placing down a crafting table. 

His head subconsciously tilts, “I thought you didn’t know my name.” 

Kenma watches as she places a furnace next to the crafting table, “That was before.” 

“Before what?” He opens the furnace when he sees it light up, his curiosity satisfied when he realizes that she’s cooking some Porkchops. 

“Before I knew it. Obviously.”

“Oh duh,” Kenma makes a show of facepalming, adjusting his hand just enough to look into the lens of his camera. “Should’ve known. How could I be so dumb?” 

“You tell me,” she says nonchalantly. “Isn’t that like your forte?” 

Kenma pauses at her words, shifting his gaze back to his monitor as he uses his mouse to slowly turn and look at her. “What?” 

“What?” 

LMAOOOOO

y/n has no chill lol

STOP CUS I LOVE HER

“Did you just call me dumb?” He’s definitely hearing things, because there’s no way that the girl who was fake laughing twenty minutes ago is now teasing him like they’d been friends for years. 

“What- no- I would never- I mean-,” she’s stuttering practically on purpose at this point. “Oh, iron!” 

Kenma turns his character in the direction that Y/N is looking towards, eyes squinting as he leans forward in his seat to try and spot it. 

And then he hears her giggle. 

“Ha! Made you look!” 

He sighs, rolling his eyes half-heartedly as he leans back against his chair. “You’re literally a child.” 

Y/N manages to stop laughing for only a brief second, “I can’t believe you-,” her voice suddenly breaks off with a gasp as she tries to catch her breath. “Fell for it,” she’s barely even able to finish the rest of her sentence, too busy practically cackling.

Kenma finds himself chuckling along with her, even though she’s entirely making fun of him right now. But he doesn’t care, not even a little bit. 

Because for the first time since they’ve met, the interaction feels real. 

~~~

An hour later, Kenma’s stuck in a cave and Y/N is doing who even knows what on the surface, when his roommate walks into the room. 

Y/N is in the middle of telling some elaborate story about the first time she ever played minecraft when Kenma hears his door open. He doesn’t really react at first, only glancing at his viewfinder to confirm that Kuroo’s walking into the room. 

“And then-,” she abruptly stops. “Did I just hear a door open?” 

Kenma would have thought that his microphone (or even discord for that matter) wouldn’t be able to pick up such a soft noise. He’s been proven wrong a lot today though. 

“Yeah sorry,” he confirms as he turns to actually look at the person now entering the room. “It’s my roommate, just give me one second.” Kenma mutes himself in discord but keeps his stream’s audio on, trying not to censor Kuroo as much as he wants to. He then just decides to leave the world, knowing there’s really no way to pause an online game. 

“You? Apologizing? Since when,” the older man snorts. 

Kenma closes his eyes with a sigh, “Shut the fuck up.” 

“That was unnecessarily harsh.” 

The streamer adjusts in his seat, turning in his chair to face his roommate. “I’m still streaming, what do you want?” 

His best friend frowns, “I’m bored and being swarmed by cats out there.” 

“Did you get in the catnip again?” He briefly gets distracted by the sound of Y/N saying something in his headset, but isn’t able to understand anything she’s actually saying because Kuroo is speaking at the exact same time.

“It was only like this much!” He makes a small gesture with his fingers to further prove his point. 

Kenma stares at the distance between his pointer finger and thumb for an unnervingly long amount of time. “Only that much huh?” 

Kuroo suddenly hides his hand behind his back, “Hey don’t look at my fingers like that, you perv.” 

“It’s not my fault you just happened to measure the exact length of your di-.” 

“AHHH!” 

Kenma flinches as he’s cut off by a blood curdling scream, his pulse skyrocketing as he frantically turns back to the game. 

He somehow manages to unmute himself, his fingers clumsily controlling the mouse to log back into the world. “Holy shit are you okay?” 

“Fuck- yeah sorry!” Y/N is still being loud but it’s nothing compared to the way she’d yelled only a second ago. “Jesus, I’m so sorry; that scared me so bad.” 

Kenma feels himself relax against his chair, mentally sighing as he glances back at Kuroo with a clear expression of relief. “She’s good?” 

“Yeah,” he nods, swallowing unsteadily. “Fuck, did you hear her?” 

“Are you kidding? I think the whole street heard her,” he jokes and Kenma can’t help but smile. Leave it to his best friend to be able to relieve such a massive amount of tension with one simple sentence. 

“Your roommate heard me?” Her voice practically exudes embarrassment. 

He chuckles, “Yeah, I think you both gave us a heart attack.” 

“Oh no,” she groans. “I’m seriously so sorry.” 

“What even happened?” (Translation: what the fuck made you react like that?)

“I was just focused on building a house and then a bird or something - I don’t even know what it was  - slammed against my window.” She pauses and Kenma can hear her release a deep breath. “It scared the absolute shit out of me.”

“Okay I guess that’s fair.” He feels something tap against his shoulder and turns to look at Kuroo’s questioning expression. “A bird hit her window,” Kenma elaborates for him. 

His roommate suddenly laughs, “I think chat was more worried than we are.”

Oh noooooo

Poor Y/N 😥

She needs therapy after that 💀

“They like her more than both of us combined,” Kenma confirms. 

Y/N makes a disapproving noise, “I wouldn’t be so sure about that.” 

“Here wait,” Kenma says to pretty much no one as he grabs his headphone splitter and the second headset he always has on hand. After plugging everything in, he adjusts his microphone and wheels in another chair so that both men will be able to talk to her. “Okay, my roommate can hear you now by the way, Y/N.” 

“Oh. Hi there roommate!” 

Kenma frowns as he turns back around in game to start heading for the surface, “Why didn’t you sound that chipper earlier?” 

Y/N doesn’t get a chance to respond before Kuroo does for her. “Because I’m better than you.” 

Complete silence. 

“You’re not even going to try to deny it huh?” He shakes his head, still trying to find his way through the maze of a cave he’d somehow managed to trap himself in. 

“I don’t know; I’d feel mean if I did,” she responds without an ounce of hesitation. 

“Yeah why are you forcing her to do stuff, Kenma,” Kuroo suddenly chimes in with a teasing tone. 

“Fuck you Kuro. No one asked you.” 

Kuroo reels back in his chair, as though Kenma had physically slapped him in the face. “Um wow okay. I can really feel the lo-.” 

“Finally,” Kenma (accidentally) interrupts as he sees sunlight shining down into the cave. “I’m coming up by the way.” 

“Wait, already?” Y/N sounds strangely panicked. 

Kenma nods slowly even though she can’t see him. “Why,” he can’t help but feel suspicious now after her reaction. 

“I haven’t finished building yet.” 

He begins towering his way out of the hole, “I’m sure it’s not that ba-.” He suddenly stops as he sees a building in the distance. 

“I’m sorry, you said you aren’t done?” His roommate says beside him, basically voicing Kenma's exact thoughts as he sprints towards the house. 

“What the actual fuck this is amazing.” Kenma marvels as he opens what he can only assume is the front door. “How did you do this in two hours?” 

Her character suddenly runs over, crouching in front of him and dropping something on the ground. “I might not be super amazing at PVP, but I’ve been building since I was in elementary school.” Kenma scoots forward to pick up the item, his eyebrows furrowing when he realizes it’s a bed. 

“What’s this for?” 

“I wasn’t sure which room you’d want so I just decided I’d let you pick,” she explains. 

Kuroo nudges Kenma's shoulder with his own, “That was really nice of her. Right kenma?” 

But he's strangely at a loss for words because he just can’t get over the fact that, “She made it red.” His head tilts, “Why’d you make it red?”

“Oh,” she seems surprised by the question. “I don’t really know. I just thought it suited you, I guess.” 

“Hm,” he hums in acknowledgement, making his way over to the first room he sees and placing it beside the purple bed already placed against the wall. “Why don’t we just have the same bedroom?” 

“Ooohh,” Kuroo drags out. (Kenma had completely forgotten he was there.) “Putting your bed next to her’s huh?” 

Apparently they both decide that it’s better to ignore him this time because all Y/N says is, “Why would we share a bedroom?��� 

Kenma blinks, he thought the reason was obvious. “So then we have more room for other stuff in the house instead of constantly needing to build for more space.” 

“Oh. Okay yeah that makes sense.” 

His best friend suddenly reaches over to press his mute key for discord, “Kenma’s got moves guys.” 

“Shut up.” 

~~~

Kenma enjoys streaming with her that night. He really, really does. 

But again, he’s doing this out of guilt. 

Or at least that’s what he tells himself when he ends up messaging her again that very next day.

Taglist: @crazy-people-are-here, @existential-traveller, @peachesncats, @royalz658, @musicluverr

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[kenmaslittlebrat]

Let’s ignore the last time I posted was last month and let’s focus on how Kenma would totally call you angel regardless of gender :(

[star-struck01]

Pudding and Whiskers Pt. 3

You meet someone cute at your work and your friend gives them your number

Masterlist | Pt. 2 | Pt. 4

(Not my photo)

Kenma Kouzume x GN!Reader

Word Count: 505

Written: 12/10/2020

Edited: 08/17/2023

"His name is Kenma." Kuroo, the captain, had gotten his order just before the two-toned-haired boy's, Kenma's, so you happened to get his name. You nodded and wrote down his name, moving back to the door to wait for Hina, just missing the small blush on Kenma's cheeks and Kuroo teasing him for it. When the two of you had finished gathering their orders, you made your way to the kitchen to give them the orders from the room. You were so lucky to have this amazing kitchen staff, and they weren't understaffed. If they needed you to step in, oh god, there would be no more kitchen. When it was all done, you grabbed all of your orders and put them in your cart. You had walked around trying to make sure you didn't leave any behind when Hina slipped a piece of paper into Kenma's dish. You come back to see her standing with her cart at the door with a small smile on her face again. You rolled your eyes, knowing she was up to something, and pushed through the doors.

"Whatever it is you're scheming inside your head, stop. We have a job to do." She laughed behind you and followed after you, making your way all the way back to the room again. You were definitely getting your steps in today. The two of you began handing out dishes the second you entered the room, checking the names next to the food to make sure you got all of them right. When you were all done, you stretched your back and looked down at your feet, seeing Yui sitting right behind you. "Have you been following me this whole time?" Hina looked up from where she was placing someone's dish. "I didn't want to say anything, but yes, she has been following you this time. I know you don't have the time for her, but I still think you should adopt her." This got the attention of Kuroo and Kenma. "Why can't you adopt her?" Kurroo asked you, tilting his head to the side. "Like Hina said, I just don't have the time to care for a cat between school, work, and studying." You pouted a little and crouched down to pet her between her ears. "That sucks; the two of you are each other's other halves. Also, Kenma, she kind of looks like you." Kuroo chuckled to himself and looked over at Kenma. Confused, Kenma looked up at the cat and squinted at her, to which she squinted back. "Look at that—practically twins." The table laughed as Kenma continued to glare at the smug-looking cat. "I don't like her." Kenma huffs. You gasped and put a hand to your chest, looking offended. "How could you say that to my baby?" You pretended to cry, throwing your hands over your face while Hina grabbed you by the armpits and practically dragged you out of the room, with Yui following right after the two of you.

"Okay, drama queen, let's go."

[toggies-blog]

Kenma sets up his gaming system while you get all the snacks and blankets ready. When you get back Kenma has changed into his pajamas and has his gaming system set up.

"Wow that didn't that long"

"No it never takes long for it to start up"

"Well I have all the snacks and brought extra blankets"

"Well you can put the snacks on the table and sit in my lap if you want"

"Ok and sure"

You give him a smile and go to place the snacks on the table when your boyfriend had the smart idea to just SMACK! your ass and you couldn't help but all you can do is let a gasp out and turn to look at him while he just sits back in his chair and acts like nothing just happen.

"Why did you do that"

"Do what"

"You know exactly what I'm talking about"

"Nope I have no idea"

"Whatever you say"

You finish putting the snacks down and go to sit on the pudding head lap as he wraps a blanket around the both of you

**

Your an hour into the game and your team has been winning for a while now and then towards the end of course Kenma team pulls through and wins the game

"How do you win every time"

"I don't know"

"Again and I will win this time"

"Wanna bet on that"

"Yeah"

"Ok if I win your have to play the game with me everyday for a week"

"And if I win no slapping my ass for a week"

"Ok bet"

"Bet"

So you shake hands and start the game. Once again your team is taking the led, you took the led all the way to the end of the round

"Yes I won!"

"The first round there is still another round"

"Shit"

He laughs and the round begins, you thought you might win this round but to what popped on the screen wasn't what you wanted

"Looks like I win this time"

"Yeah whatever you had a lucky start that's all"

"Sure, but we have another round since it's a tie"

"Yeah I will kick your ass"

"Sure you will"

He smirks behind you as the game begins for the last time. Kenma had a head start time but towards the middle you started to catch up to him.

Kenma being the little sneak he is, he moves closer to you and places a kiss on your neck which got you distracted and kenma ends up winning the round

"I won"

"What?"

You look at the screen, then back at kenma

"Not fair you cheated"

"We never said we couldn't do that so technically I didn't cheat"

You roll your eyes

"Whatever you win"

"I know I do bit I change my prize"

"To what"

"I want a thousand kisses right now"

You giggle and turn around to face him

"A thousand kisses coming right up"

You grab his face and give him a soft passionate kiss on his lips, you give him a few if those until he is satisfied

"There a thousand kisses"

"Thank you pudding I love you and your kisses"

You get a little red

"I love you too and I love your kisses"

"Do you now?"

"Yes I do very much"

"Prove it"

You move back towards his face and lock your lips with his while you give him a nice long passionate kiss, on the other hand kenma grabs your waist and pull you closer to him as he kisses you back

**

You two are now in the bed cuddling and watching a movie but it's not just any movie, it's the first movie you guys watched together when you was first started dating, Happy feet!! Your all time favorite movie.

After the movie you are now asleep, faced towards your boyfriend passed out in his chest with your arms around him and your leg over his, he just lays there and holds you close while he drifts off to sleep with you in his arms

It makes him happy and safe that you are so close to him asleep, knowing that you aren't leaving him, not now and definitely not ever, your his and he's yours forever it may stay life that because he has some plans for your future together with him