#kevin falk

[barefootbound]

Kevin Falk pluggagged in the buff

[dgf2099]

The Driver Suit Blog-Paint Scheme Grades-November 4, 2023

By David G. Firestone Kevin Harvick #4 Hunt Brothers Pizza Ford Mustang-I love the all-red look, this is amazing, this gets an A. JJ Yeley #15 International Fellowship of Christians and Jews Ford Mustang-It’s a smooth look, with a simple color scheme, and that will ALWAYS earn an A. Bubba Wallace #23 Xfinity Mobile Toyota Camry-Another smooth look with a great color scheme. A William Byron #24…

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Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket - Round 1 - Part 1/2 (Polls 1-99)

Round 1 (All Polls)

Ted Bessell Vs. Dick Van Dyke

Jonathan Frid Vs. William Hartnell

Claude Rains Vs. William Hopper

Eric Idle Vs. Peter Tork

Henry Winkler Vs. Tom Smothers

Martin Kove Vs. Tom Selleck

Jeff Conaway Vs. John de Lancie

Dave Foley Vs. Michael J. Fox

David Hyde Pierce Vs. Tony Shalhoub

Jason Bateman Vs. Rob Lowe

Ted Cassidy Vs. Boris Karloff

Eddie Albert Vs. Russell Johnson

Bobby Sherman Vs. Micky Dolenz

Robin Williams Vs. Fred Grandy

Kevin Smith Vs. Bruce Campbell

Brad Dourif Vs. LeVar Burton

Seth Green Vs. Brandon Quinn

Matthew Perry Vs. Tim Daly

Mike Farrell Vs. Judd Hirsch

Matt Bomer Vs. Timothy Olyphant

Larry Hagman Vs. Kent McCord

Fred Rogers Vs. Bobby Troup

David Cassidy Vs. Luke Halpin

George Takei Vs. Richard Hatch

Ricardo Montalban Vs. John Forsythe

Richard Dean Anderson Vs. Bruce Willis

Anthony Head Vs. Paul McGann

Thorsten Kaye Vs. Michael Horse

Darren E. Burrows Vs. Dana Ashbrook

Adam Brody Vs. Milo Ventimiglia

Adam West Vs. Richard Chamberlain

Randy Boone Vs. Dean Butler

Clint Walker Vs. George Maharis

Erik Estrada Vs. Paul Michael Glaser

Billy Dee Williams Vs. Rock Hudson

Ted Danson Vs. Jameson Parker

Sylvester McCoy Vs. Armin Shimerman

Joe Lando Vs. Spencer Rochfort

Ben Browder Vs. Keith Hamilton Cobb

Richard Ayoade Vs. Kevin McDonald

Patrick McGoohan Vs. Robert Vaughn

Chad Everett Vs. DeForest Kelley

Jon Pertwee Vs. Mark Lenard

Darren McGavin Vs. Peter Falk

Terry Jones Vs. Alan Alda

Michael Tylo Vs. Timothy Dalton

Sean Bean Vs. Valentine Pelka

Ioan Gruffudd Vs. Colin Firth

David Tennant Vs. Robert Carlyle

Jason Priestley Vs. Tom Welling

Martin Milner Vs. James Garner

David Soul Vs. Lee Majors

Derek Jacobi Vs. Andrew Robinson

David Hasselhoff Vs. Stephen Nichols

Jimmy Smits Vs. Hal Linden

Brent Spiner Vs. Ted Raimi

Patrick Troughton Vs. Andreas Katsulas

Miguel Ferrer Vs. Mitch Pileggi

David James Elliot Vs. Andre Braugher

Blair Underwood Vs. Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Don Adams Vs. Cesar Romero

Bob Crane Vs. John Astin

Walter Koenig Vs. Davy Jones

Tom Baker Vs. Jamie Farr

Woody Harrelson Vs. John Schneider

John Goodman Vs. Joseph Marcell

Danny John-Jules Vs. Marc Alaimo

Michael Praed Vs. Kevin Sorbo

Mark McKinney Vs. Colm Meaney

Neil Patrick Harris Vs. David Schwimmer

James Arness Vs. Robert Fuller

Clint Eastwood Vs. Robert Conrad

Jonathan Frakes Vs. Michael Hurst

David Duchovny Vs. Michael T. Weiss

Luke Perry Vs. Jeremy Sisto

Matt LeBlanc Vs. John Stamos

Reece Shearsmith Vs. Alexander Siddig

Eric Close Vs. William Shockley

Daniel Dae Kim Vs. Robert Beltran

Scott Cohen Vs. Scott Patterson

Dick Gautier Vs. Michael Landon

Wayne Rogers Vs. Alejandro Rey

Gerald McRaney Vs. Robert Wagner

Simon Williams Vs. John Cleese

Brian Blessed Vs. James Earl Jones

Noah Wyle Vs. Kyle MacLachlan

James Marsters Vs. Paul Gross

Paolo Montalban Vs. Robert Duncan McNeill

Garrett Wang Vs. Nate Richert

Christian Kane Vs. Michael Vartan

David McCallum Vs. David Selby

Leonard Nimoy Vs. Colin Baker

Randolph Mantooth Vs. Michael Nesmith

Demond Wilson Vs. Tony Danza

Ron Perlman Vs. Mr. T

Ron Glass Vs. Dirk Benedict

John Shea Vs. Michael Ontkean

Jeffrey Combs Vs. Rowan Atkinson

Tim Russ Vs. Bruce Boxleitner

Round 1 Polls 100 - 128

[telaviv-delhi]

Hátigen A vicc, hogy az Apollo 11 legénységének is van csillaga a tv-ben nyújtott tevékenységért. Talán a Holdtagadók Társasága szponzorálta :) Végülis: Churchill meg irodalmi Nobel-díjat kapott :)

VIDEO:

A lencsevégre kapott valakik, benne néhány kivándorolt/elmenekült/elűzött magyarral:

Elvis Presley, Orson Welles, Clark Gable, Audrey Hepburn, Arthur Spiegel, Apollo 11 Crew (Neil Armstrong, Edvin E. Aldrin), August Lumiere, Johnny Cash, Humphrey Bogart, Ernest Borgnine, Mariska Hargitay, Kim Novak, Kevin Bacon, Lassie, Ronald Reagan, George Cukor, David Niven, Marlene Dietrich, Jane's Addiction, Richard Pryor, Alfred Hitchcock, Frank Sinatra, Orson Welles, Joseph Szigeti, Tom Jones, Eva Gabor, Larry King, John Cusack, Vladimir Horowitz, Daniel Radcliffe, Celine Dion, Bee Gees, Matt Damon, Forest Whitaker, Martin Landau, Billy Bob Thornton, Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Russel Crowe, Anthony Hopkins, Martin Scorsese, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Steven Spielberg, Jamie Foxx, Jamie Foxx, Susan Sarandon, Whoopi Goldberg, Bela Lugosi, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rod Stewart, Hugh Laurie, Ella Fitzgerald, Aerosmith, Janis Joplin, Mötley Crue, Marilyn Monroe, Ozzy Osbourne, Jay Leno, Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Perkins, Britney Spears, Antonio Banderas, Peter Jackson, Ryan Reynolds, Ricky Martin, The Doors, Slash, John Travolta, Salma Hayek, Charles Bronson, William Shatner, Godzilla, Tom Selleck, Tom Selleck, Jodie Foster, Quentin Tarantino, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Elton John, Billy Crystal, Bruce Willis, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Lee, Orlando Bloom, Eddie Murphy, Drew Barrymore, Julio Iglesias, Glenn Close, James Dunn, Alice Cooper, Henry Fonda, David Hasselhoff, Patrick Swayze, Richard Chamberlain, Samuel L. Jackson, Johnny Depp, RuPaul, Peter Falk, Thomas A. Edison, Helen Mirren, Tony Curtis, Dwayne Johnson, Groucho Marx, Greta Garbo, Kermit the Frog, Mariah Carey, George Clooney, Colleen Moore, Eddie Murphy, Denzel Washington, Walter Matthau, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Peter Sellers, Sophia Loren, Anthony Quinn, Sean Connery, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Robert de Niro, The Hunger Games, Kevin Costner, Kim Novak, Henry Fonda, etc.

As of 2023, the Walk of Fame comprises 2,752 stars, which are spaced at 6-foot (1.8 m) intervals. There is a $75,000 sponsorship fee upon selection. The fee is used to pay for the creation and installation of the star, as well as maintenance of the Walk of Fame.

Donald Trump valamivel leöntve. Nem akarom tudni, hogy mivel öntötték le ennek a derék, becsületes, szőke, fehér hazafinak a csillagát.

[michaelcoffeysthoughts]

Columbo: Requiem for a Falling Star (1973)

This is a good episode that presents its central mystery in clever ways. The mystery goes in some unexpected directions and the murder itself features an effective misdirect. The Hollywood setting is put to good use and there is a meta element to the story as the actress' current role complements the plot well. The new characters are given some interesting personalities and play off Columbo well. Peter Falk brings warmth to Columbo and adds some humor and depth to the story. Anne Baxter brings some nuance to the killer and creates a unique dynamic with Falk compared to other killers in the series. Mel Ferrer is appropriately sleazy as the gossip reporter while Kevin McCarthy does well as the studio head. The supporting cast, including a fun cameo for Edith Head, is solid and help with the studio setting. The visuals feature some great use of the setting and provides some atmosphere. This is a solid mystery that stands out among the season so far.

[sporadiceagleheart]

Today's joy with Rachel Joy Scott Friday edits is Rest In Peace to those famous stars & angels Verne Troyer, Richard Griffiths, Alan Rickman, Richard Harris, Michael Gambon, John Hurt, Robbie Coltrane, Helen McCrory, Roberts Blossom, Billie Burke, Frank Sutton, Jim Nabors, Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton, Clara Blandick, Shirley Temple and baby Leroy, Paul Grant, Leslie Phillips, Robert Hardy, Timothy Bateson, Terence Bayler, Robert Knox, Sam Beazley, Paul Ritter, Dave Legeno, Peter Cartwright, Derek Deadman, Hazel Douglas, Alfred Burke, Jimmy Gardner, Elizabeth Spriggs, Bob Newhart, Tom Poston, Dean Martin, Mary Frann, Betty White, Rik Mayall, Brian Nickels, Jerry Reed, Matthew Perry, Raymond Burr, Mary Ann Jackson, Dorothy DeBorba, Mary Kornman, Mildred Kornman, Peaches Jackson, Peggy Cartwright, Darla Jean Hood, Jean Darling, Peggy Montgomery, Bob Barker, Lucille Ricksen, Michael Kenneth Williams, Pat E. Johnson, Richard Burton, Cyril Cusack, Roger Lloyd Pack, Peter Frye, John Boswell, James Walker, Shirley Rosemary Stelfox, Shirley Jean Rickert, Janet Key, June Marlowe, Virginia Weidler, Jane Withers, Peter Michael Falk, Bruce Kirby, Mike Lally, John Finnegan, Robert Culp, Vito Scotti, Val Avery, Fred Draper, Alan Fudge, Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Richard Belzer, Richard Bull, Jerome Guardino, Bill Zuckert, Steven Gilborn, Ed McCready, Paul Carr, James Avery, Parley Edward Baer, Sherman Hemsley, Ellen Albertini Dow, Carl Reiner, Alan Wolf Arkin, Michael Jeter, Debbie Lee Carrington, James Caan, Ed Asner, Ana Ofelia Murguía, Paul Newman, Madge Sinclair, Robert Guillaume, Mary Ethel Gregory, Michael Landon, Katherine MacGregor, Kevin Hagen, Dabbs Greer, John Heard, Leonard Stone, John Candy, Victor Edwin French, Robin Williams, Peter Fonda, Geoffrey Palmer, Olivia Newton-John, Eve Arden, Rose Joan Blondell, Alice Ghostley, Darrell Zwerling, Dody Goodman, Lance Reddick, Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, Anissa Jones, Bridgette Andersen, Dominique Dunne, Samantha Reed Smith, Heather and Judith Barsi, Fred Rogers, Olivia Twenty Dahl, Roald Dahl, Sofie Magdalene Dahl, Walter Elias Disney, Ruth Flora Disney, Denise Marie Nickerson, Louis XVII, Lois Janes, Marie Thérèse de France, Christopher Plummer, Eazy-E, Peter Cartwright, John William "Johnny" Carson,

[xtruss]

World Central Kitchen Calls For Independent Investigation into Killing of Aid Workers in Gaza

An independent investigation is the "only way to determine the truth," WCK said.

— By Kevin Shalvey | April 4, 2024

LONDON -- The foreign-aid organization World Central Kitchen called on Thursday for an independent and international investigation into the killing of seven of its workers in an Israel airstrike in Gaza.

"An independent investigation is the only way to determine the truth of what happened, ensure transparency and accountability for those responsible, and prevent future attacks on humanitarian aid workers," the organization said in a statement.

The seven aid workers were killed Monday night when their three-vehicle convoy, including two armored cars, was struck after leaving the Deir al-Balah warehouse in central Gaza, where the aid workers had helped unload more than 100 tons of humanitarian aid brought to Gaza on the maritime route, according to the statement from WCK, a humanitarian organization dedicated to delivering food aid.

Palestinians inspect a vehicle with the logo of the World Central Kitchen wrecked by an Israeli airstrike in Deir al Balah, Gaza Strip, Tuesday, April 2, 2024. Ismael Abu Dayyah/AP

The organization, which was founded by chef Jose Andres, described the airstrike that killed the workers as a "military attack that involved multiple strikes and targeted three WCK vehicles."

"All three vehicles were carrying civilians; they were marked as WCK vehicles; and their movements were in full compliance with Israeli authorities, who were aware of their itinerary, route, and humanitarian mission," the non-governmental organization said Thursday.

The World Central Kitchen identified seven aid workers who were killed in Gaza. World Central Kitchen

WCK said it had asked the U.S., Australian, Canadian and Polish governments to "join us in demanding an independent, third-party investigation into these attacks, including whether they were carried out intentionally or otherwise violated international law."

A senior adviser for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said claims that the Israeli strike was intentional were "absurd."

"The last thing we would want in the world is to endanger civilian lives," Ophir Falk, the adviser, told ABC News on Wednesday.

WCK said Thursday that it had asked Israel to preserve all material -- including documents and communications -- that may be relevant to the strike.

— ABC News' Bill Hutchinson, Meredith Deliso, Britt Clennett, Dragana Jovanovic, Jordana Miller and Kuba Kaminski contributed to this story.

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Das neue Jahr beginnt mit Band 3 von Kai Falke, inklusive HSV, Kevin Keegan, einer Schiedsrichter-Fehlentscheidung und ersten Diskussionen um die Einführung des VAR... 😄⚽💬🖋️

[barefootbound]

Kevin Falk cleavegagged on the couch

[vintagetvstars]

CLOSED! Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List

Alright folks! We have one week left on submissions for the Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket! As promised here is a list of all the Hot Vintage TV Men who have been submitted and passed our preliminary eligibility checks. There are a handful of guys on this list and one or two not on it that we are currently still debating on so reminder that this list is not final and subject to change.

Currently we have 231 Hot Vintage TV Men!

Also in advance of the competition I'd like to remind anyone submitting propaganda for someone that starred in a show that aired only partially during our timeframe or was under 18 for a part of a shows filming, to please make sure you are only submitting propaganda that is from within our timeframe and when the actor was 18 years or older. This is also just good to keep in mind in general as several people submitted actors for shows that aren't eligible for our tournament either because it was outside our time period or in one case the actor was underaged for the entirety of the show (though many were eligible for other shows they were submitted for). We do our best to screen for these things but sometimes it's hard to tell or it’s a show we don't personally know well enough so we appreciate help from y'all letting us know if you do catch anything.

List below the cut

Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List

Dick Van Dyke

Alan Alda

Hugh Laurie

Peter Falk

Adam West

Donnie Wahlberg

Kevin McDonald

Scott Thompson

David Duchovny

Henry Winkler

Leonard Nimoy

Scott Bakula

James Garner

Tom Selleck

Dave Foley

John Astin

Joe Lando

Patrick Troughton

William Shatner

DeForest Kelley

Michael Ontkean

Russell Johnson

Kyle MacLachlan

Bruce McCulloch

William Hopper

George Clooney

Jeffrey Combs

Michael Horse

Mark McKinney

Jensen Ackles

Alejandro Rey

Mitch Pileggi

David Cassidy

Jeremy Brett

Anthony Head

George Takei

David Selby

Rod Serling

Paul Gross

Desi Arnaz

Tom Baker

Richard Dean Anderson

David Keith McCallum

Richard Chamberlain

Charles Shaughnessy

David James Elliot

Vincent Van Patten

Darren E. Burrows

David Hyde Pierce

Randolph Mantooth

Ricardo Montalban

Gene Anthony Ray

William Hartnell

Patrick McGoohan

René Auberjonois

Alexander Siddig

Reece Shearsmith

Michael T. Weiss

William Shockley

Spencer Rochfort

Danny John-Jules

David Hasselhoff

Conner Trinneer

Patrick Stewart

Jonathan Frakes

Paolo Montalban

Scott Patterson

Armin Shimerman

Anthony Andrews

David Schwimmer

Blair Underwood

Sylvester McCoy

Andrew Robinson

Pierce Brosnan

Thorsten Kaye

Anthony Starke

Darren McGavin

Clint Eastwood

Joseph Marcell

Michael Vartan

Richard Ayoade

George Maharis

Michael J. Fox

Dwayne Hickman

John de Lancie

Andre Braugher

Robert Carlyle

Dean Stockwell

Matthew Perry

Robert Fuller

Michael Hurst

Dana Ashbrook

Jonathan Frid

Dirk Benedict

Martin Milner

Demond Wilson

Robert Conrad

Telly Savalas

Peter Davison

Michael Praed

Jason Bateman

David Tennant

Brian Blessed

Miguel Ferrer

Micky Dolenz

Wayne Rogers

Mike Farrell

Michael Dorn

Cesar Romero

Eddie Albert

Nate Richert

Nicholas Lea

Brent Spiner

Dick Gautier

John Corbett

Jeremy Irons

David Suchet

Raymond Burr

LeVar Burton

David Wenham

Clint Walker

Larry Hagman

John Goodman

Matt LeBlanc

Tom Smothers

Erik Estrada

Jeremy Sisto

Colm Meaney

Stephen Fry

Ted Bessell

Ron Perlman

Luke Halpin

Ted Cassidy

Kevin Sorbo

John Cleese

Colin Firth

Colin Baker

Fred Rogers

Ben Browder

Keir Dullea

Randy Boone

Kent McCord

Jimmy Smits

Mark Lenard

Jon Pertwee

Fred Grandy

Mark Hamill

Ted Danson

Adam Brody

Noah Wiley

Eric Close

Lee Majors

Jamie Farr

Tony Danza

Kabir Bedi

Seth Green

Rik Mayall

Hal Linden

Diego Luna

Peter Tork

Sean Bean

Sam Neill

Eric Idle

Ted Lange

John Shea

Ron Glass

Tony Dow

Mr. T

John Hurt

Avery Brooks 

Billy Dee Williams 

James Marsters 

Robert Vaughn 

Kevin Smith 

Davy Jones 

Luke Perry 

Robert Duncan McNeill 

Simon MacCorkindale 

Keith Hamilton Cobb 

Chad Michael Murray 

James Earl Jones 

Bruce Boxleitner 

Timothy Olyphant 

Andreas Katsulas 

Valentine Pelka 

Peter Wingfield 

Sebastian Cabot 

Michael Nesmith 

Timothy Dalton 

Michael Shanks 

Joshua Jackson 

Michael O’Hare 

Robert Beltran 

Simon Williams 

Paul Johannson 

Daniel Dae Kim 

David Boreanaz 

Boris Karloff 

Robert Wagner 

Brandon Quinn  

Walter Koenig 

Richard Hatch 

Christian Kane  

Francis Capra  

Nathan Fillion 

John Forsythe 

Patrick Duffy 

Tony Shalhoub 

Ioan Gruffudd 

Garrett Wang  

Joe Flanigan  

Rider Strong  

Michael Tylo 

Bruce Willis 

Skeet Ulrich  

Jeff Conaway 

Paul McGann 

Scott Cohen 

Mario Lopez  

Martin Kove 

John Stamos 

Judd Hirsch 

Johnny Depp 

Tom Welling 

Matt Bomer 

Grant show 

David Soul  

Bob Crane  

Tim Russ 

Rob Lowe 

Neil Patrick Harris 

[barefootbound]

Kevin Falk showing off his assets

[thenewdemocratus]

The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson: Kevin Pollak- 'Does Woody Allen, William Shatner, and Columbo on Carson Tonight Show (10/19/1988)'

The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson: Kevin Pollak- ‘Does Woody Allen, William Shatner, and Columbo on Carson Tonight Show (10/19/1988)’

Source:The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson– Comedian Kevin Pollak with Johnny, in 1988.

“Kevin Pollak Does Impressions of Woody Allen, William Shatner and Columbo on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson – Airdate: 10/19/1988.”

From The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson

This is kind of hard to talk about without doing this in person and instead trying to write this, but I think I first heard…

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Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket - Full List

Sorry for the delay, it took us longer than expected to finalize the list. We are currently working on finishing and finalizing the bracket for round 1. For now enjoy the list of everyone in the tournament and we'll be back on Thursday evening to kick off round 1!

Boris Karloff

Clint Walker

Desi Arnaz

Claude Rains

James Arness 

James Garner 

William Hopper 

Adam West

Alejandro Rey

Bob Crane

Cesar Romero 

David McCallum

David Selby 

Davy Jones

DeForest Kelley

Dick Gautier 

Dick Van Dyke 

Dwayne Hickman 

Eddie Albert 

George Maharis

George Takei 

John Astin 

Jonathan Frid 

Larry Hagman 

Leonard Nimoy 

Mark Lenard 

Martin Milner 

Michael Nesmith

Micky Dolenz 

Patrick McGoohan

Patrick Troughton 

Peter Tork 

Randy Boone 

Raymond Burr 

Richard Chamberlain 

Robert Conrad

Robert Fuller 

Robert Vaughn 

Rod Serling 

Russell Johnson 

Ted Bessell 

Ted Cassidy

Tom Smothers

Walter Koenig 

William Hartnell 

William Shatner 

Alan Alda 

Brian Blessed

Darren McGavin

David Cassidy

David Soul

Dean Butler

Demond Wilson 

Derek Jacobi 

Eric Idle

Erik Estrada 

Fred Grandy 

Fred Rogers 

Hal Linden

Henry Winkler

Jamie Farr 

John Cleese

John Hurt

Jon Pertwee 

Judd Hirsch 

Kabir Bedi

Kent McCord 

Lee Majors 

Michael Landon 

Michael Palin

Mike Farrell 

Peter Falk

Randolph Mantooth

Richard Hatch

Ricardo Montalban 

Robert Wagner 

Rock Hudson

Simon Williams

Telly Savalas

Terry Jones 

Tom Baker 

Wayne Rogers 

Anthony Andrews

Bruce Boxleitner

Bruce McCulloch 

Colin Baker 

Dave Foley 

David Hasselhoff

Dirk Benedict

Gene Anthony Ray

Gerald McRaney 

Hugh Laurie 

Jameson Parker

Jeremy Brett

Jimmy Smits 

John Forsythe 

John Stamos 

Johnny Depp 

Kevin McDonald 

Mark McKinney 

Martin Kove

Michael J. Fox

Michael Praed

Mr. T

Patrick Duffy 

Peter Davison 

Richard Dean Anderson

Rik Mayall 

Rowan Atkinson 

Sam Neill

Scott Thompson 

Simon MacCorkindale 

Stephen Fry 

Sylvester McCoy 

Ted Lange 

Tom Selleck 

Tony Danza 

Alexander Siddig 

Andre Braugher

Andreas Katsulas 

Andrew Robinson 

Anthony Head 

Anthony Starke

Armin Shimerman 

Avery Brooks 

Brad Dourif 

Brent Spiner 

Bruce Campbell 

Charles Shaughnessy 

Colm Meaney 

Craig Charles 

Dana Ashbrook 

Danny John-Jules 

Darren E. Burrows

David Duchovny

David Hyde Pierce

David Schwimmer 

David Suchet 

David Wenham 

Dean Stockwell 

Garrett Wang 

Gary Cole 

Grant Show

James Earl Jones

James Marsters 

Jeff Conaway 

Jeffrey Combs 

John Corbett 

John de Lancie 

John Goodman

John Shea 

Jonathan Frakes

Joseph Marcell 

Kevin Smith 

Kevin Sorbo 

Kyle MacLachlan 

LeVar Burton 

Luke Perry

Marc Alaimo 

Mark-Paul Gosselaar 

Matt LeBlanc

Matthew Perry

Michael Dorn 

Michael Horse 

Michael Hurst

Michael O’Hare 

Michael Ontkean 

Michael Tylo

Miguel Ferrer 

Mitch Pileggi 

Nate Richert 

Nicholas Lea 

Noah Wyle

Paolo Montalban

Patrick Stewart 

Paul Gross

Paul Johansson 

Paul McGann 

Peter Wingfield 

René Auberjonois 

Robert Beltran

Robert Carlyle

Robert Duncan McNeill

Ron Perlman

Scott Bakula 

Seth Green 

Spencer Rochfort

Stephen Nichols 

Ted Danson 

Ted Raimi

Thorsten Kaye 

Tim Daly

Timothy Dalton

Tim Russ 

Valentine Pelka

William Shockley

Ben Browder 

Brandon Quinn

Brian Krause

Chad Michael Murray 

Christian Kane 

Conner Trinneer 

Daniel Dae Kim 

David Boreanaz

David Tennant 

Donnie Wahlberg

Eric Close

Ioan Gruffudd

Jensen Ackles 

Jeremy Sisto 

Joe Lando

Joshua Jackson

Keith Hamilton Cobb

Michael Shanks 

Nathan Fillion 

Neil Patrick Harris

Reece Shearsmith 

Richard Ayoade

Rob Lowe

Ron Glass

Scott Cohen

Skeet Ulrich

Tom Welling

Tony Shalhoub 

Billy Dee Williams 

Bruce Willis 

Clint Eastwood 

Colin Firth 

George Clooney 

Jeremy Irons 

Paul Michael Glaser

Pierce Brosnan

Sean Bean

Blair Underwood

David James Elliot 

Michael Vartan 

Michael T. Weiss 

Scott Patterson 

Sebastian Cabot

Luke Halpin

Adam Brody

Jason Bateman 

Matt Bomer 

Timothy Olyphant 

Woody Harrelson

Richard Biggs

Robin Williams

Will Smith

John Schneider

Milo Ventimiglia

Bobby Troup

Bobby Sherman

Chad Everett

Casey Biggs

Jason Priestley

Don Adams

[ahtsumu]

atsumu: 1, kevin: 0 ; miya atsumu

↳ pairing: miya atsumu x professional women’s volleyball player!reader

↳ synopsis: miya atsumu realises that he’s tired of keeping your relationship “low-key” with a little help from an overzealous fanboy.

↳ genre(s): fluff, humour!!

↳ warning(s): profanity

↳ length: 1.5k words

↳ a/n: surprise!!! lol i have way too many wips rn especially with requests but i wrote this as a little break from all the angst and stuff hence the cheesiness ☺️ enjoy!!

Miya Atsumu was caught in a kerfuffle.

Earlier that day, the twenty-three-year-old setter for the MSBY Black Jackals made the executive decision to come to watch you–– his Mario Kart player number two, his houseplant co-parent, the air-guitarist to his air-drummer, the Karaoke Night pink-lyric-singer to his blue–– kick some volleyball ass in the V. League Division 1 Women's Volleyball Tournament finals. 

The problem?

You played wing spiker for the Schweiden Falkes. 

There was nothing problematic about being a wing spiker on a Division One volleyball team. What was problematic, however, was that the Schweiden Falkes was the sister team of the Black Jackals’ sworn enemy, the Schweiden Adlers. To rub more salt in the wound, the Adlers had won every single game against the Jackals since Atsumu joined (not that they hadn’t prior to his arrival). And to make matters even worse, as one of the nation’s most sought-after athletes, he had to “appeal to both investors and the general population”. Miya Atsumu was supposed to be a marketable bachelor. And he was not.

Miya Atsumu was also not supposed to be at the finals of the women’s volleyball tournament. 

That was the biggest problem of them all. So maybe, actually, Miya Atsumu was mildly ensnared in a few kerfuffles.

The two of you had agreed to keep your relationship low-key from the start and were nearing two years of private, domestic bliss. Questions about each other in interviews were responded to with short and nondescript replies. Outings in public were conducted without physical contact. And despite how Twitter was almost a diary to Atsumu, he’d never once tweeted your name in his life. But as dull as your relationship seemed in public, the two of you were a different story in private. In private, he would find any way to touch you–– a hand in your back pocket, your legs draped atop his thighs, soft lips trailing up from the neck to each other. In private, sweet nothings were proclaimed and not whispered, laughter bubbled like a stream that never ran dry, and Atsumu said your name over and over again like it was habit.

But that didn’t change the fact that, right now, Miya Atsumu was not supposed to be in the nosebleeds of the Sendai City Gymnasium, even if he was hundreds of meters away from the nearest camera.

All the bigger kerfuffles fell quickly to the back of his mind, however, when a smaller and more irritating one presented itself to him. 

A snotty voice declared one row behind Atsumu’s hooded head, “Oi, you’re in the way of the view, jerk.”

Normally, Atsumu would have turned around with an equally cocky sneer on his chiselled features, “the fuck did you just call me?” locked and loaded behind clenched teeth. But when he turned around ready to deliver that exact line, he saw through his black shades that the owner of said snotty voice was none other than a scrawny prepubescent boy.

And that boy (along with the two equally snot-faced twerps beside him) was wearing your jersey number. Suddenly, all the irritation left Atsumu’s face. Was this your little fan club? A wicked cackle threatened to leap out his mouth. They were so annoying. But also, he mused, kinda cute.

“Was I?” he asked with an innocent expression on his face. It was the same one he used when Osamu would accuse him of stealing his clothes (he totally had), or when you would accuse him of eating the last slice of cake in the fridge (he totally did). “I hadn’t realised.” He really hadn’t. He just wanted to milk this for as long as he could.

“Yeah, you were.” The kid crossed his arms, glaring down at the shady guy one row below. “I can’t see the game anymore.”

“Oops–– my bad.”

“Shut up, Kevin, you were watching Y/N!” one of the brats exclaimed, punching Kevin’s shoulder.

Oh? “Yer a fan of Y/N, hmmm?”

“She’s pretty,” Kevin said immediately, shrugging. He just said it out loud like that? So easily? With a subtle wince, Atsumu thought back to the ridiculously long time before he’d admitted his ‘smidge of a crush’ on you. Yeah, unlike you, stupid. “I’m gonna marry her someday.”

At that, Atsumu’s competitive streak jolted awake. He felt himself sober up a little. Not if I marry her first, you little shit.

Bidding the trio goodbye with a bright grin, he turned around and strolled out of the stands. But he didn’t stop there. He stepped into the elevator and rode it straight down to ground level, sailed through the athlete’s entrance with a swipe of his card, and jogged his way to the side of your team bench, making it just in time to see you spike the setpoint past one of their player’s outstretched arms. 

It landed straight on the baseline.

The roar of the stadium scattered into hushed whispers. No one moved. “In,” Atsumu growled under his breath, tapping his feet against the floor. “In in in in in––” He clenched his hands into fists. If they don’t count that as in… 

Finally, the line judge pointed her arms down. The referee nodded.

And all around him, the crowd erupted into cheers.

As confetti fell from above and the Falkes’ victory song began to play, you ran from the court and into a celebratory team hug, screaming ecstatically in each other’s faces. Atsumu, beaming, ducked out of view, not wanting to steal that glorious feeling of a victory hard-earned from you or your teammates. But when the cheering died down, when the hug dispersed, when the television crews started slithering in your direction, he returned to his position behind the bench. And suddenly regretted all the decisions that had led him to that very spot.

Admittedly, Atsumu hadn’t considered the possibility that you wouldn’t want him at your game, but now, standing just metres away from you, he did. His hands suddenly felt very cold and equally moist.

As if on cue, your teary gaze landed on his figure. Your eyes were narrowed in what seemed like a warning. (Really, you were just trying to see better through your tears.)

Oh, no.

Atsumu spun around to make a run for it. At that moment, however, one of the coach’s assistants who’d been sent away to run an errand returned, barrelling through the same door he was heading towards. 

Colliding in a spectacularly embarrassing fashion, Atsumu’s sunglasses flew from his face and his hood blew off from the force of the impact. Disguise in tatters, he could only turn around sheepishly around his hands stretched out, palms up like a magician at the end of a trick.

“Surprise?”

Maybe it was the rush of victory still fresh in your bloodstream or maybe it was simply your brain going haywire, but with complete disregard for you and Atsumu’s original agreement, you ran towards him and leaped into his arms.

“Woah,” he wheezed, instinctively pulling you closer into his chest. “Was not expectin’ that.”

“You’re so stupid,” you murmured, nuzzling your face into his neck. “What are you up to, ‘Tsumu?”

“Unkerfufflin’ myself,” was all he said before gently setting you down. His eyes darted over to the place where Kevin and his gremlins had been and, when he realised that spotting them from here would be useless, lazily flapped a hand in their general direction.

“Some brat said he was gonna marry ya,” Atsumu explained after seeing your brows crease. “I felt I had the duty to save ya from that disaster.”

“By?”

Atsumu blanked. “Er, I, uh, hadn’t thought of that part, actually. I didn’t think you’d be happy to see me here, y’know, considerin’ our agreement and that look on yer face ya had earlie––”

Rolling your eyes, you yanked on his hood, bringing his lips down to yours. His arms snaked around your waist as he deepened the kiss–– he couldn’t help it, it was a knee-jerk reaction by now–– without so much as a second's consideration for the reporters that had swarmed around you like ants to honey. 

You pulled away just a few beats later, both breathless.

“What was that for?” he asked with his forehead pressed against yours. Despite being doused in the blinding flash of cameras and deafened by the barrage of questions shot in your direction, the two of you continued to speak as if you were in your own little world.

“You were about to word-vomit on camera and give Osamu a lifetime’s supply of blackmail,” you replied, giggling. “I thought I’d save you from that disaster.”

Hearing his words come out from your mouth, Atsumu’s eyes waned into little moons. “Consider me saved, doll.”

The noise around you grew louder. You sighed, knowing that the two of you would have a lot to deal with later. As if reading your mind, Atsumu intertwined your hands. I got you. And the unease receded. You’d figure it out together.

“Y/N! Y/N! Are you pregnant?”

“Y/N! Atsumu! When are you two getting married?”

“Can you tell us anything about that steamy kiss?!”

A shit-eating grin crawled onto Atsumu’s face as he grabbed the microphone from that last reporter. “Gladly,” he said, looking into the camera.

“How’s that for bein’ in yer way, Kevin?”

And for the next few hours that the world spent having a meltdown over Kevin’s identity, you and Atsumu remained blissfully tucked away in the comfort of your apartment, playing Mario Kart, baking celebratory cookies to the High School Musical soundtrack, falling asleep to the sound of each other’s heartbeats.

[datorchoe]

Masterlist!

I’m gonna try my best to keep up with this, but knowing how lazy I am, it won’t go well lol. But here it is! All of my writings so far! If a link doesn’t work/you know something is missing please let me know!

Almalexia

- Tribunal Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633990954840473600/my-dude-hear-me-out-tribunal-hugcanons 

- Tribunal Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634008432301719552/spare-a-crum-crum-for-the-deprived-%E0%B2%A5-%CA%96%E0%B2%A5 

Ancano

- Ancano, Ondolemar being cold toward Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635257060872912896/cold-acano-or-ondolemar-headcanons

- Ancano w/Mage S/O (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635157432800247808/acano-with-a-master-mage-db-headcanons-nsfw-if

- Ancano w/Selective Mute HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635805876243070976/selective-mute-db-x-acano 

- Teldryn, Neloth, Ancano w/Dwemer/Snow Elf S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635180648958722048/so-i-always-wondered-what-my-mer-babys-would-do 

- Teldryn, Talvas, Ancano w/Selective Mute after a bad day: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635902061019627520/selective-mute-db-x-tel-or-tal-and-acano-she 

- Ancano Writing Prompt: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/645877255055228928/if-youre-taking-requests-may-i-have-a-small 

Aryon

- Divayth Fyr, Aryon HC’s (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/638676802477473792/sfw-and-nsfw-headcanons-for-divayth-fyr-and-master 

Ashur

- Ashur HC’s (SFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/638688418181840897/romance-headcanons-for-ashur-dear 

Athis

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine 

Babette

- Babette being lifted: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634868026943127552/how-do-you-think-babette-would-react-to-being 

Balgruuf

- Balgruuf Dadcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635275265319239680/omg-more-on-the-dad-balgruf-headcanons-them  + https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635268071570997248/ooo-dad-headcanons-for-jarl-balgruf-him-just-like 

- Balgruuf’s adopted kid S*lf H*rms: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635455534991130624/dad-balgruf-headcanons-for-a-depressed-or-slf 

Brand-Shei

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine 

Camoran Aderan

- Camoran Aderan Caring and NSFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635808183812800512/vestige-x-king-camoran-headcanons-caring-or-and 

- Camoran Aderan snuggling and kissing HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709640446623744/snuggle-and-maybe-kiss-drable-or-headcanon 

Captain Veleth

- Captain Veleth Relationship & NSFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636955173311463424/db-x-captain-veleth-nsfw-or-sfw 

Cicero

- Cicero w/Listener Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636155649199357952/listener-dragonborn-x-cicero-headcanons 

- “Pain of the Past” (Cicero X Reader): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633081841751097344/pain-of-the-past-cicero-x-listenerreader 

- Hug & Kiss Canons w/Cicero: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/645879302459736064/kiss-and-hugcanons-for-cicero-love-your-writing 

Clavicus Vile

- Clavicus Vile HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634903512681152512/might-i-have-some-more-headcanons-of-lord-clavicus 

- Clavicus Vile Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634802890229301248/c-clavicus-vile-hugcanons 

- Clavicus Vile HC’s (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/639149617739628544/sfw-and-nsfw-headcanons-for-clavicus-vile  

Darien Gautier 

- Romance HC’s w/Darien: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/645883383880253440/romance-headcanons-for-darien-gautier 

Divayth Fyr

- Divayth Fyr General HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635252514510569472/i-just-saw-your-headcanons-for-yagrum-bagarn-and-i 

- Divayth Fyr Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637423297854832640/if-there-havent-already-been-some-divayth-fyr 

- Divayth Fyr, Aryon HC’s (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/638676802477473792/sfw-and-nsfw-headcanons-for-divayth-fyr-and-master 

- Divayth Fyr, Neloth w/Affectionate S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709541539692544/oh-my-god-why-why-must-you-do-this-now-i-have-a

- Divayth w/Sick/Hurt S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642239401912631296/yesss-someone-else-loves-the-old-wizards-as-much

Eno Hlaalu

- Eno Hlaalu Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637338926916485120/hugcanons-for-eno-hlaalu 

- Eno Hlaalu HC’s (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637709739467358208/i-love-your-headcanons-glad-to-see-that 

Enthir

- Enthir Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635462448229613568/bro-u-forgot-enthir-in-the-college-wheres-my 

- Teldryn, Ralis, Enthir, Faendal, Neloth, Revyn Ear HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635454995708395521/can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-teldryn-seroralis 

Erandur

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine

- Erandur, Gelebor Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636531722978295808/if-hugcanons-are-still-a-thing-maybe-uhh-gelebor 

Estormo

- Thalmor Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636538544140206080/thalmor-and-how-they-kiss-headcannons-estormo 

Faendal

- Faendal Friendship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635269972468318208/friendship-headcanons-for-faendal-after-you-do-the 

- Teldryn, Ralis, Enthir, Faendal, Neloth, Revyn Ear HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635454995708395521/can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-teldryn-seroralis 

Falk Firebeard

- Falk Firebeard Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637328495043854336/any-thirst-headcanons-for-falk-firebeard-i-think 

Farengar

- Farengar w/Smart DB (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635447452745498624/super-clever-db-x-fanenger-this-wizard-needs 

- Farengar X Reader HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634967842095284224/okay-so-i-sorta-kinda-liked-farengar-for-a-while 

Farkas

- Wolf Twins w/Pregnant Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634817763679092737/literally-anything-you-got-with-the-companions 

Fennorian

- Fennorian HC’s (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636993296561045504/fennorian-sfw-nsfw-headcanons-love-this  

- Fennorian HC’s: how does he kiss, what does he like in vestige, vestige is a virgin, reaction on pregnancy (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637182434995322881/fennorian-headcanons-how-does-he-kiss-what-does 

- Verandis, Fennorian, Gwendis Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636959870777753600/how-about-verandis-fennorian-and-gwendis 

- Verandis, Fennorian w/Short S/O (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637517832942403584/any-headcanons-for-fennorian-or-verandis-with-a 

- Fennorian Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637761928187543552/sorry-i-had-meant-an-nsfw-drabble-for-fenn 

- Fennorian w/S/O with burn scars: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640232850981109761/hiya-i-have-a-vestige-whos-face-and-body-are 

Galmar Stone-Fist

- Galmar Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635274824236810240/i-have-returned-just-had-a-few-bad-days-and 

- Galmar w/Chubby S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636157983274008576/can-i-get-galmar-with-a-overweight-partner-ive 

- Galmar w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635766011786870784/being-pregnant-with-galmar-stone-fists-baby 

- Siddgeir, Galmar Stone-Fist w/Short S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637690035629686784/any-headcannons-for-a-short-im-talking-like 

- Galmar, Siddgeir w/Pets: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637782820033642496/hiii-kevin-wants-me-to-read-him-about-galmar-with 

Garan Marethi

- Vingalmo, Garan Marethi HCs (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640698171356512256/sfw-and-nsfw-headcanons-for-vingalmo-and-garan

Gelebor

- Erandur, Gelebor Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636531722978295808/if-hugcanons-are-still-a-thing-maybe-uhh-gelebor 

- Gelebor, Neloth, Ondolemar w/Recovering S*lf H*rmer: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635693312906575872/self-harming-db-recovery-linked-with-the-last 

- Gelebor, Neloth, Ondolemar w/S*lf H*rming S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635355545325502464/i-dont-know-if-you-do-sensitive-topics-like-self 

- Gelebor, Neloth, Teldryn, Ondolemar w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635520230923403264/crazy-intelligent-db-is-pregnant-x-gelebor 

- Gelebor, Neloth, Teldryn, Ondolemar w/Twins: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635695750872956929/crazy-intelligent-db-ends-up-having-twins-x 

- Gelebor, Vyrthur HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637421318995935232/so-im-playing-dawnguard-dlc-right-i-may-or-may 

- Gelebor Drabble: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636346869972451328/maybe-a-gelebor-x-reader-to-soothe-the-soul 

- Gelebor NSFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636154617167822848/nsfw-headcanons-gelebor 

Gwendis

- Verandis, Fennorian, Gwendis Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636959870777753600/how-about-verandis-fennorian-and-gwendis 

Hadvar

- Ralof, Hadvar Friends to Lovers HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635269369602211840/friends-to-lovers-headcanons-for-ralof-and-hadvar 

Hermaeus Mora

- Hermaeus Mora w/Grieving Reader: Part 1: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636536589644873729/may-i-order-a-uhhh-a-romantic-headcanons-and-or-a, Part 2: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637718793467101184/this-is-part-two-for-the-first-mora-with-grieving 

- Hermaeus Mora w/Injured S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637427073368145920/okay-okay-im-the-anon-who-keeps-requesting 

- Hermaeus Mora x reader HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634972814265499648/can-i-order-a-uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh-hermaeus-mora-x 

- Hermaeus Mora HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637715880141340672/folds-hands-together-i-forget-if-i-sent 

Hircine

Hircine Hug & Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709719967399936/recently-completed-hircines-quest-how-about 

Inigo

- Inigo w/Secretly soft Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634504448431046656/inigo-x-reader-in-which-reader-is-lorg-and-quiet 

Jyggalag

- Jyggalag General & Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635181980632449024/any-headcanons-for-jyggalag-also-in-order-for 

- Jyggalag Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636978929592369152/hugcanons-for-jyggy 

- Sheogorath, Jygalaag Hug & Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641864685819461632/hug-and-kiss-canon-for-the-daedric-prince-of-chaos

Lucien Lachance

- Lucien Lachance, Vicente Valtieri w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634870175858147328/oh-my-god-i-just-saw-the-pregnancies-stuff-how 

- Vicente Valteri, Lucien Lachance Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709687432265728/kisscanons-for-vicente-valtieri-and-lucien 

- Lucien Lachance, Vicente Valtieri w/S/O who doesn’t like sleeping alone: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642340828041396224/how-would-lucien-lachance-and-vicente-valtieri

Malacath

- Malacath Comforting Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634736211405291520/1-if-you-ever-need-ideas-wanna-talk-about 

Malborn

- Malborn Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637688221369761792/can-i-get-something-small-and-smutty-with-malborn 

Mannimarco

- Mannimarco NSFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636345394696159232/nsfw-mannimarco-headcanons-please 

Marcurio

- Marcurio First Kiss HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635271727956541440/oh-boy-ok-first-kiss-hcs-with-marcurio-hmhhng 

- Marcurio Fluff & NSFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635267507395133440/soft-nsfw-and-fluffy-headcanons-for-marcurio 

- Marcurio Heat HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635268385825079296/sfhzfhjdgh-can-i-get-that-heat-hc-but-with 

- Marcurio w/Pregnant Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636533907056164864/marcurio-x-pregnant-reader 

Martin Septim

- Martin Septim Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636957597827792896/martin-septim-hugcanons

Naemon

- Naemon SFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637704132518707200/you-know-its-me-xd-i-need-some-sill-or-nae-bae 

- Naemon w/Affectionate S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709612889997313/well-my-request-is-have-fun-with-it-up-to-you-i 

Namira

- Namira General & Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635264571795456000/youve-been-doing-some-daedra-headcannons-so-how 

Nazir

- Nazir General & Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635805024370491392/nazir-headcanons 

Neloth

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine 

- Neloth Dadcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/628842293166817280/thinking-about-dadneloth-tonight 

- “Poker” Neloth drabble: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/628062858110009344/poker-neloth-x-reader 

- Neloth, Vivec w/D*ppressed S/O (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/639689084641705984/you-probably-know-who-it-is-can-i-have-nsfw

- Neloth Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709458694848512/maybe-some-neloth-hugcanons-if-youre-still-doing 

- Divayth Fyr, Neloth w/Affectionate S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709541539692544/oh-my-god-why-why-must-you-do-this-now-i-have-a 

- Neloth buying girl scout cookies for S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642239401912631296/yesss-someone-else-loves-the-old-wizards-as-much

- Neloth w/Sick&Injured S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/645880493297074176/could-this-one-get-some-neloth-x-injuredsick

Ondolemar

- Ancano, Ondolemar being cold toward Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635257060872912896/cold-acano-or-ondolemar-headcanons 

- Ondolemar HC’s (SFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633554169471582208/ondolemar-x-reader-hcs 

- Relaxing with Ondolemar: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/645884839513423872/i-want-some-cuddles-and-kisses-from-ondolemar-or 

Parthurnaax

- Parthurnaax Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635270684105490432/oh-my-god-wait-relationship-headcanons-with 

Ralis

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine 

- Teldryn, Ralis, Enthir, Faendal, Neloth, Revyn Ear HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635454995708395521/can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-teldryn-seroralis 

Ralof

- Ralof, Hadvar Friends to Lovers HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635269369602211840/friends-to-lovers-headcanons-for-ralof-and-hadvar 

Ravyn Imayrn

- Ravyn Imayn HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640225873052729344/yo-can-i-get-some-nsfw-for-ravyn-imyan-thieves

Revyn Sadri

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine 

- Teldryn, Ralis, Enthir, Faendal, Neloth, Revyn Ear HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635454995708395521/can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-teldryn-seroralis 

- Marrige Night Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709408433422337/its-taken-me-forever-to-choose-who-to-marry-on-my 

Ronthil

- Ronthil Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640690207676563456/yo-do-you-have-anything-for-ronthils-first-time

Sanguine

- Sanguine Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637424265856221184/sanguine-hugcanons 

- Sanguine Romance & NSFW HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636971076932501504/sanguine-romance-and-nsfw-headcanons 

- Sanguine Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/638687351602905089/could-i-perhaps-get-a-lil-smutty-drabble-w 

- Sanguine & Sheogorath have a party: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642240418509193216/what-do-you-think-a-party-with-sheogorath-and

Sheogorath

- Sheogorath Coffee Shop AU: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634787270399049728/sheogorath-would-see-you-reading-a-coffee-shop-au 

- Sheogorath Dadcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634733105639456768/appears-out-of-the-shadows-what-about-uncle 

- Sheogorath Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634802332585082880/psst-sheogorath-hugcanons 

- Sheogorath w/Pregnant reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637342488814813184/may-i-have-sheo-x-pregnant-reader 

- Sheogorath Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637723357980327936/can-i-get-uhhhh-a-little-smutty-sheogorath-story 

- Sheogorath, Jygalaag Hug & Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641864685819461632/hug-and-kiss-canon-for-the-daedric-prince-of-chaos

- Sanguine & Sheogorath have a party: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642240418509193216/what-do-you-think-a-party-with-sheogorath-and

Siddgeir

- Siddgeir, Gelebor being Smitten: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636157058153086976/helloo-i-was-wondering-whether-you-might-have 

- Siddgeir Drabble: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637043373624246272/i-just-want-siddgeir-simp-content-i-dont-have 

- Siddgeir, Galmar Stone-Fist w/Short S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637690035629686784/any-headcannons-for-a-short-im-talking-like 

- Galmar, Siddgeir w/Pets: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637782820033642496/hiii-kevin-wants-me-to-read-him-about-galmar-with 

Sotha Sil

- Vivec, Sotha Sil w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634874137454788608/what-will-be-the-reaction-of-vivec-and-sotha-sil 

- Sotha Sil Dadcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637781054781014016/sotha-adoptive-dad-of-the-vestige-sil 

- Sotha Sil w/D*ppressed S/O (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637789201624104960/drabble-with-sotha-sill-and-depressed-vestige 

- Tribunal Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633990954840473600/my-dude-hear-me-out-tribunal-hugcanons 

- Tribunal Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634008432301719552/spare-a-crum-crum-for-the-deprived-%E0%B2%A5-%CA%96%E0%B2%A5 

- Sotha Sil Drabble (Implied D*ppresion): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640227699461423104/sill-baby-or-vivec-baby-drabble-please-depressed 

- Sotha Sil, Vivec w/Preg with Twins S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641864799182045185/drabble-with-vivec-and-sotha-sill-first-holding 

Talvas

- Talvas x reader HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635158796729204736/omg-what-about-talvas-headcanons-poor-lad 

- Teldryn, Talvas, Ancano w/Selective Mute after a bad day: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635902061019627520/selective-mute-db-x-tel-or-tal-and-acano-she 

- Teldryn, Talvas w/Selective Mute S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635260134033162240/selective-mute-x-tel-or-tal-teldryn-or-talvas 

Teldryn Sero

- Teldryn Sero Drabble “Ash”: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/627993910465167360/ash-teldryn-sero-x-reader 

- Athis, Brand-Shei, Erandur, Neloth, Ralis, Revyn, Teldryn Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634142177266663424/if-you-dont-write-for-some-of-them-thats-fine 

- Gelebor, Neloth, Teldryn, Ondolemar w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635520230923403264/crazy-intelligent-db-is-pregnant-x-gelebor 

- Gelebor, Neloth, Teldryn, Ondolemar w/Twins: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635695750872956929/crazy-intelligent-db-ends-up-having-twins-x 

- Neloth, Teldryn Sero, Gelebor w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635254968046272512/db-being-pregnant-and-is-to-terrified-to-tell 

- Neloth, Teldryn w/Clumsy S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635462193371119616/what-about-a-clumsy-ldb-with-neloth-or-teldryn 

- Neloth, Teldryn w/Workaholic DB (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635156319163367424/ok-at-thank-you-do-much-neloth-or-teldryn-x 

- Ondolemar, Gelebor, Teldryn w/Touch-Starved S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635445449338306560/very-touch-starved-female-db-who-doesnt-know-how 

- Teldryn, Neloth, Ancano w/Dwemer/Snow Elf S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635180648958722048/so-i-always-wondered-what-my-mer-babys-would-do 

- Teldryn, Neloth, Gelebor w/Sensitive S/O (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635360623771942913/very-sensitive-mer-db-not-in-the-emotional 

- Teldryn, Neloth Heat HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635262941352116224/nsfw-request-db-who-is-normally-not-like-um-overly 

- Teldryn, Ondolemar, Neloth sharing a bath (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635710613363081216/db-x-tel-ol-or-neloth-sharing-a-bath-headcanons 

- Teldryn, Ralis, Enthir, Faendal, Neloth, Revyn Ear HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635454995708395521/can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-teldryn-seroralis 

- Teldryn, Talvas, Ancano w/Selective Mute after a bad day: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635902061019627520/selective-mute-db-x-tel-or-tal-and-acano-she 

- Teldryn, Talvas w/Selective Mute S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635260134033162240/selective-mute-x-tel-or-tal-teldryn-or-talvas 

- Teldryn Sero Dadcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634823165992992768/scrambles-out-of-air-vent-teldryn-sero-as-a-dad 

- Teldryn Sero HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634276521010462720/rattles-tin-can-spare-headcanons-for-teldryn 

- Teldryn Wedding Night Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642339932917186560/the-drabble-you-did-for-revyn-was-so-good-but 

Tolfdir

- Tolfdir adopting Reader HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635463200905871361/tolfdir-adopts-you-asmr-hc  

- Tolfdir adopting Reader HC’s (Part 2): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635463852292800512/college-of-winterhold-family-headcanons-where 

Torvar

- Torvar HC’s (SFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/638679809212448768/maybe-some-headcanons-for-torvar-poor-fella-needs

Verandis Ravenwatch

- Verandis, Fennorian, Gwendis Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636959870777753600/how-about-verandis-fennorian-and-gwendis 

- Verandis, Fennorian w/Short S/O (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637517832942403584/any-headcanons-for-fennorian-or-verandis-with-a 

- Verandis Drabble (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637531665231675392/how-about-nsfw-story-for-verandis-please 

Vicente Valtieri

- Lucien Lachance, Vicente Valtieri w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634870175858147328/oh-my-god-i-just-saw-the-pregnancies-stuff-how 

- Vicente Valteri, Lucien Lachance Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641709687432265728/kisscanons-for-vicente-valtieri-and-lucien

- Lucien Lachance, Vicente Valtieri w/S/O who doesn’t like sleeping alone: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642340828041396224/how-would-lucien-lachance-and-vicente-valtieri 

Vilkas

- Wolf Twins w/Pregnant Reader: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634817763679092737/literally-anything-you-got-with-the-companions 

Vingalmo

- Vingalmo, Garan Marethi HCs (SFW & NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640698171356512256/sfw-and-nsfw-headcanons-for-vingalmo-and-garan

Vivec

- Vivec, Sotha Sil w/Pregnant S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634874137454788608/what-will-be-the-reaction-of-vivec-and-sotha-sil 

- Vivec HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/638956221876076544/you-know-who-it-is-probably-vinecvehk-nsfw 

- Tribunal Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633990954840473600/my-dude-hear-me-out-tribunal-hugcanons 

- Tribunal Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634008432301719552/spare-a-crum-crum-for-the-deprived-%E0%B2%A5-%CA%96%E0%B2%A5 

- Neloth, Vivec w/D*ppressed S/O (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/639689084641705984/you-probably-know-who-it-is-can-i-have-nsfw

- Sotha Sil, Vivec w/Preg with Twins S/O: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/641864799182045185/drabble-with-vivec-and-sotha-sill-first-holding

Vyrthur

- Gelebor, Vyrthur HC’s (NSFW): https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637421318995935232/so-im-playing-dawnguard-dlc-right-i-may-or-may 

- Vyrthur Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/640229009734729728/hugcanons-for-arch-curate-vyrthur 

Whiterun Guard

- Whiterun Guard Relationship HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635271329584742401/ok-so-i-saw-this-one-wattpad-thing-with-a-whiterun 

Yagrum Bagarn

- Yagrum Bagarn General HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635047140105830400/general-headcanons-for-yagrum-bagarn-last-living 

College of Winterhold

- CoW Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633990846160699392/what-about-college-of-winterhold-hugcanons 

- CoW Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/635451945842278400/spare-any-college-of-winterhold-kissing-hcs 

Follower HC’s

- Quest Follower HC’s: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/627999985362944001/quest-followers-headcanons 

Grey-Mane Clan

- Grey-Mane Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637525273265504256/ooh-what-about-hugcanons-for-clan-greymane 

Stormcloak

- Stormcloak Hugcanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/633968380797452288/i-just-found-the-hug-headcannons-post-of-yours-and 

- Stormcloak Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/634008124160933888/heyyyyyy-since-hug-headcannons-turned-out-amazing 

Thalmor

- Thalmor Kisscanons: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/636538544140206080/thalmor-and-how-they-kiss-headcannons-estormo 

Personal Writing

- “The Accursed Tale of Ugo Tumn”: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/637590666040508416/the-accursed-tale-of-ugo-tumn  

- “The Dreams of a Broken Man”: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642242803755319296/the-dreams-of-a-broken-man 

- “Cold Nights, Warm Blankets”: https://datorchoe.tumblr.com/post/642343867931295744/cold-nights-warm-blankets 

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“Exploring the Land of Ooo” out NOW

Surprise!

To all the average Joes and Josephines who follow this blog: I am pleased to announce that my book, Exploring the Land of Ooo, is officially available for download!

Get a PDF copy FOR FREE through the University of Kansas’s ScholarWorks portal!!

If you were curious, here’s the cover:

And here’s what the blurb on the back reads:

Exploring the Land of Ooo is a detailed consideration of Adventure Time, the colorful and exuberant animated television series that initially aired from 2010–18 on Cartoon Network. Created by visionary artist Pendleton Ward, the series was groundbreaking and is credited by many with heralding in a new golden age of animation. In this manuscript, author Paul Thomas presents a thorough overview of the series, explicating the nuances of its characters, its production history, its storytelling methods, and its vibrant fandom. Based in part on interviews with dozens of the creative individuals who made the show possible, this book aims to ensure that, when it comes to Adventure Time, the fun truly will never end.

There are a ton of folks who deserve mad thanks, chief among them being the  crew members whom I interviewed (see below), the many fans who chatted with me about their experiences with the fandom, my ol’ Land of Ooo forum mates (who gave me suggestions and inspired me to keep writing), @j4gm​ (who read over a previous draft and offered me his never-ending wisdom about the lore of Ooo), and everyone who follows this blog (y’all kept me motivated and made me want to produce something I’m proud of).

I hope that you all enjoy it!

And now for a number of questions/comments that I anticipate I will receive:

“Who all did you talk to?”

This is an exciting question, because the answer is quite long! Over the year and a half I wrote this book, I talked to (in alphabetical order): Sam Alden, Alex Campos, Casey James Basichis, Ako Castuera, Ashley Eriksson, Evil, Graham Falk, Ghostshrimp, Polly Guo, Tom Herpich, Derek Hunter, Ke Jiang, Tim Kiefer, Derek Kirk Kim, Laura Knetzger, Sandra Lee, Kirsten Lepore, Patrick McHale, Jesse Moynihan, Justin Moynihan, Kris Mukai, Hanna K. Nyström, Kent Osborne, Jack Pendarvis, Gary Portnoy, Andy Ristaino, Lindsay Small-Butera, Rebecca Sugar, Soichi Terada, Rich Vreeland, Thomas Wellmann, Steve Wolfhard, Michelle Xin, and Niki Yang. That’s a lot of people!

“Why did you release this for free?”

This is a long story. You see, I was initially planning to release this through McFarland and Co. (they’re an indie book publisher that I’ve worked with in the past), but then something happened...

Our story begins around the beginning of this year. Around this time, I got in contact with Rebecca Sugar and Adam Muto, both of whom were willing to chat with me about their experiences on the show. However, CN’s PR department got involved too, and, after initially working with me, they suddenly sent me what was effectively a “gentle cease-and-desist” letter. At first, I assumed it was because of copyright—and that’s how they were framing their objections—so I told the network that I’d release the work for free and eschew royalties. This, for whatever reason, did not sway their judgement. At this point, I was confused, since my work had effectively become something like an open-source dissertation or a free Wikipedia article.

Why did CN snub me? I’m not sure—and I have to emphasize that this next bit is just speculation—but I think it’s because I was asking questions about Bubbline. You see, it was only after I received answers from Rebecca (who specifically addressed the origin of Bubbline) that CN said I couldn’t use any of her or Adam’s quotes, as they were “unauthorized.” What exactly did Rebecca tell me that was explosive? tldr, Bubbline was her idea, she pitched it to Adam when they first started to work on WWM, Pen et al. were supportive of the idea, and while the crew succeeded in getting the relationship confirmed (eventually), the homophobic culture of society/Hollywood made the journey very difficult. Rebecca told me that she also saw Marceline and Bubblegum as queer characters, and wrote them that way pretty much from the get-go. Anyway, I don’t think CN wanted me to delve into this, since it doesn’t exactly paint the company in the best light.

It was then that Dean Kevin Smith of the University of Kansas Libraries stepped in and allowed me to publish the book through the library and upload a PDF to the library’s “ScholarWorks” portal. This means that anyone the world over can download the book for free! At the end of the day, I think it’ll reach more people this way!

“Can I get a physical copy of this book?”

Message me for details, yo!

“I FOUND A TYPO!”

Excellent! Please let me know. I still have access to the proofs and can upload a fresh copy of the manuscript to ScholarWorks when it is necessary. I’d love for you all to take a look and see if you can find any typos or wonky sentences. With that being said, I already know that I love to put prepositional phrases at the start of sentences; I also heavily use (and likely abuse) semicolons and parentheses. (See what I did there?) I hope you’ll forgive me.

“Will you be expanding the book once all the Distant Lands specials are out?”

Right now, this is my goal. I waited to publish this until after “BMO” was released, as I worried that the episode might contradict some of my more speculative sections, but I do no think this came to pass. As such, the version that you’re getting is only slightly tweaked. Once more and more production info comes out about the specials, however, I would love to go back and expand pertinent sections. Keep your eyes peeled for updates! (And if I do release a new edition, it will be free, too.)

“I have a suggestion...”

Let me hear it! I’d love to take your input and work it into the manuscript. Like I have said above, I plan to release an updated version if/when that becomes necessary, so I’m always going to keep my ears open to any critiques or suggestions that will improve the work!

Happy adventuring, y’all!