#kid's movies

[therobotmonster]

TyrannoMax: The Motion Picture (1994)

I, like most people, thought the legal issues between Buzby-Spurlock and the distributor meant that only pan-and-scan VHS versions from Europe were all we could get, but check out these screen shots sent in by a follower (thanks Midge!)!

Could a re-release be on the horizon? I for one would be glad to have better than a fansubbed 6th gen VHS copy from Greece.

Feel free to reblog with your Tyrannomax memories, of the movie or the animated series.

[artofkhaos404]

Can we normalize listening to songs from TV shows and movies you watched as a kid? Cause you can't tell me the Descendants tracklist doesn't SLAP and I'm about to go through ALL OF IT.

[theinternetisaweboflies]

owned

[aresonist]

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa and Michael Afton fight their Dads

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 

[irlplasticlamb]

i always come back.

prints + merch + commission info

[pomegranatevampire]

FNAF fanart in 2023? more likely than you think. 13 year old me would be very pleased with this development.

(I need him)

[therobotmonster]

Mom And Dad Save the World (1992)

An extremely real movie from my sister's childhood.

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

[beybuniki]

babysitter bakugo

[epicfirestormer]

Go watch Nimona, it's really good

[pirateprincessjess]

I feel the need to periodically remind people that Idiocracy is a eugenics movie.

One of the things that eugenicists believe is that it is bad for society when the “wrong people” breed.

The entire premise of the movie is that “stupid people” kept having kids while “smart people” didn’t have kids, and it ruined society because stupid genes propagated while smart genes died out. This is eugenics propaganda.

I know people will read this and their response will be “actually it’s satire” but the movie isn’t satirizing eugenics. It’s satirizing anti-intellectualism, and consumerism, and it proposes eugenics as a solution.

When eugenics was first conceived, it was used as a way to justify inequality. The idea was that people who held privilege were able to do so because they were smarter and genetically superior to lazy and stupid people who don’t have privilege. Obviously this is bad and wrong, but it is also the core lesson of Idiocracy.

The movie literally ends with the main character becoming president and having “the smartest children in the world.” Because he and his wife have smarter genes than everyone else. The proposed solution for the things that Idiocracy is satirizing is for the smart people to have children that can be in charge of the world.

I know it’s fun to use this movie to dunk on anti-intellectualism and the MAGA movement, but we need to stop. When you quote and reference this movie you are spreading eugenics propaganda.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike catching strays out here,,

[mikkeneko]

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.