Tumgik
#kilf
its-a-hare-pom-pom · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
Alf and Kirk, the most oblivious guys ever
Based off of this on Pinterest
4 notes · View notes
Text
This is Alf and Kirk
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
Note
Formal request for Kilf/Kalf/Alk/Whatsit (for ship thingy)
Tumblr media
Here you go! Hope you enjoy :)
2 notes · View notes
1004tyun-archive · 1 year
Note
crystal i regret to inform you (im actually laughing so hard) that one of my friends has referred to king charles as a 'KILF' (jokingly) ... time to get new friends i think,, — 🌸
A KILF:$/$::?/,,,
2 notes · View notes
memoriesofcrows · 2 years
Text
walking into the eliksni quarter faded off the shits at 2am to ask if they know about milfs
3 notes · View notes
taradiddled · 2 months
Text
There is no way that Lucifer didn't take up one of those gossip rag magazines on their offer of a photoshoot during Lucifer's KILF days. Really SEXY photoshoots, with a couple tasteful formal shots that could be used for a portrait. Lucifer ended up deciding to not have the sexy shots printed -- just the portrait, much to the magazine's disappointment -- and took them all (and the FILM) back to his palace where he stashed them away.
Ada finds them when they're moving out, and Lucifer is embarrassed and says it was "just a phase", and then tries to smoothly offer to Ada that she stash them away for her Spank Bank. Ada just levels Lucifer with a Look and goes, "So you would rather I fuck myself to PHOTOS of you, instead of fucking myself IN FRONT of you?"
Lucifer burns the photos right away. "Just as a precaution, in case Oz might accidentally stumble across these one day. Heh heh hehhhh..."
13 notes · View notes
shash-reads · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
It's finally finished!! You can now listen to all 21 hours of my podfic of @scarlettohairdye's delightful fic KILF (Knits I'd Like to Fuck In), featuring lots of knitting, smut, mental health, and queerness. This is by far the longest podfic I've finished so far, and I'm really proud of it.
36 notes · View notes
realian · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
OMG?? I love axdf kilf but the kico mn looks really good too... or maybe I should get the axdfi or cdkfjicni?
4 notes · View notes
jihyoruri · 9 months
Note
EFF ALL THAT wow!yn vs kiof!yn… kilf!yn is just another wow!yn blah blah blah BS!!!!! WHERE IS MY WOW!YN X KIOF!YN 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
kiof!yn used to be an sm trainee huh… soo…. aespa!yn x KIOF!yn?!!!! 🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰😏
LMAOOOO FOR REALL MY GIRLS ARE NOTHING A LIKE 😭 if kiof!yn and wow!yn were in the same room i can totally see her getting on wow!yn’s nerves instantly and she would be doing it on purpose
imagine aespa!yn and kiof!yn 😭
15 notes · View notes
antiradqueerguy · 6 months
Note
The KILF/CILF/PILF post does not say anything about actually acting on any desires. I'm confused, do you believe in thought crimes now? Or do you think the post supports csa/beastiality?
that's not a thought, that person posted that publicly on the internet.
there's a HUGE difference .
3 notes · View notes
lokis-wager · 4 months
Note
Youve heard of milf. Youve heard of dilf. Get ready for the kilf (kid id like to fuck).
🧍‍♀️ i apologise
*spits out cereal* ITS TRUE BUT YOU CANT SAY IT LIKE THAT DODPSLWPWKWDN~~
2 notes · View notes
llycaons · 1 year
Text
Section Seven: The Dumpster Fire
Drawn from my exposure to some weird shit on ao3 and contributions from mutuals, these are fics that are so bad I’m posting them for the sole purpose of mocking them and/or complaining about them. If you like bad fanfic and nonsensical characterizations, come and have a laugh.
The Simplest Way Forward by harriet_vane
summary: one of the most generic, unjust, and soulless fics I’ve ever read. lwj has zero personality, wwx is extremely bland, and wen yuan’s mom is presented as criminally neglectful. the sex scenes are rote, mechanical, and devoid of passion or intimacy, and I felt negative chemistry throughout the entire work. jsz was an aggressive, uncouth homophobe, and jyl was a perfect pure angel whose decision to marry him had me baffled. almost impressive gold stars: the way a-yuan was written was legitimately excellent. accurate to his developmental age and genuinely touching. his abandonment issues and concept of family actually made me cry. a strange and unforgettable work
KILF (Knits I’d Like To Fuck in) by ScarlettStorm
summary: the sequel to the reluctantly recommended “For a Good Time, Call” includes and enthusiastically explores of every single thing that was slightly weird about that fic. quick summary of the main conceit: lwj and wwx are in a relationship, and wwx gets cold easily, and lwj decides to start a project to keep him warm. sounds cute? seemed cute! started out fine. but like the og fic, the relationship was just so lifeless and devoid of passion or chemistry. every chapter just made it painfully obvious that these weren’t cql characters to the op, they were (white) toys to play with. everyone talks like they’re trying to get an A in therapy. wwx is genderfluid, which is ofc fine but he said he wanted to be a stay-at home wife? and then he’s referred to as a ‘femboy’? uh nhs wears yoga pants...I love gnc characters but wwx and nhs are treated as very feminine to a weird degree. jin zixuan is demisexual, I guess! wen qing is fucking jc! there’s nothing wrong with writing from what you know, but the characterizations were based off fucking...nothing from canon. it was infuriating and it felt so disrespectful to every single creative voice involved in canon and I hated reading it so much
there was no plot and the majority of the fic focused on their home decor activities, which was boring as fuck, and their elaborate sex scenes, which were sooooo drawn out and pointless even when they tried to be ~character work~ and the fic further explored wwx making an OnlyFans and lwj participating in the most gratuitously sexual and crass way possible, but in a way that I THINK it was supposed to be sexy and titillating? I can’t even fucking tell! I didn’t like reading it! of course I respect sex worlers but what WAS this! the romance writing truly did suck SO bad which is unfortunate because apparently the author is a romance writer? I had to take breaks multiple times because I getting genuinely upset and angry with it. who enjoys this? who enjoys this
highlighted excerpt:
“Nie Huaisang, nonbinary femme-leaning aromantic pansexual non-hierarchical polyamorous slut, at your service.”
- I’m embarrassed for the author
gold stars: the therapy talk may have been annoying but it did result in some heartfelt conversations and very satisfying depictions of wwx dealing with some shit and slowly recovering from it, which was kind of cool. like the previous fic in this series, it felt like the conversations led to actual progress and personal growth. also they fought in one of the scenes and I was so giddy because I thought they were about to break up, so it did give me that
Yunmeng Jiang loves their Sect Leader by Roselle_Storm
summary: this fic reads like a parody of those jc fans who refuse to think he’s ever done anything wrong. it’s short and funny and you can read the entire thing in a few minutes. the utter confidence of the author here. that the people of yunmeng know him intimately and love him. that he plays with war orphans and protects children. that he’s a tragic, self-sacrificing, self-loathing hero who is seen and recognized as such by his people. all this so completely at odds with his canon character and choices as to be enthralling
highlighted excerpt:
Yunmeng Jiang loves their Sect Leader and Jiang Cheng loves Yunmeng Jiang… but… no matter how hard they try; they cannot mend the broken heart of their beloved sect leader. They try and Jiang Cheng gives them all the love he has left but the pain on his heart is too deep for them to heal.
Jiang Cheng hurts every day. He hurts but he has to keep going. [...]
[Jin Ling] sees how Jiang Cheng plays with the children, the orphans of war. He takes care of their needs, and never neglects any of them.
- I CANNOT get over the 'plays with war orphans’ line for a character who openly advocated to abandon political prisoners, including a toddler, to mass murder. someone who has never played with a child once on screen and does not have a playful personality in the slightest. someone canonically deeply bitter and resentful and self-pitying and immature and emotionally volatile and aggressively violent. obsessed
gold stars: it made me laugh very hard
my age has never made me wise by idrilka
summary: in the first few chapters of this insultingly characterized and poorly written postcanon get-together, an absurdly oblivious and incompetent wwx almost dies due to being bizarrely passive and bad at cultivation during a night-hunt. he later hears that lwj is planning to get married, and falls into a deep depression over it, because he’s just realized he wants to be the one to marry him. jc gives wwx romantic advice like “YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH A COMB” yeah how did that work out for you, jc? also jc is The One Who Knows wwx somehow even though he tries to hide his true feelings, oh he can’t fool his bro! like ofc he can! that’s a huge part of their dynamic! wwx is also much more admiring and appreciative of jc here that is canon. also jc is really awful and emotionally manipulative and it’s just? not treated as an issue?? wwx never talks to him about it or set boundaries even though jc’s behavior makes him miserable?
as the miscommunication eventually starts to be sorted out in the most on-the-nose, unimaginative, boring way I could have imagined, I realized that lwj isn’t actually in this fic, it’s edward cullen from twilight. the excessive and yet generic declarations of love. the single-minded fixation on marriage. reluctance to have sex because they’re not married yet because he wants to adhere to some arbitarry social standard his fiance clearly doesn’t care about, the readiness to marry two extremely young people who are also cousins (not canon to twilight but he WOULD), the weird presumptuousness regarding his love interest, the emphasis on family almost to the exclusion of what his fiance is actually comfortable with, etc. I think the phrase ‘I intend to do right by you’ is lifted directly from the pages of eclipse. like…he’s obsessed with doing things the ‘right way’ I do think honoring wwx is important to him but I just think the way he’s going about it is extremely unimaginative, impersonal, and most importantly, driven by what he wants instead of what wwx expresses to him that HE wants. canon lwj is so attuned to and respectful of wwx’s desires, whims, and emotional state, and so ready to accommodate him, that his fixation on this plan, and his forging ahead with it just feels so bizarre and out of left field when wwx varies in his responses so much.
also lwj is way too concerned about what others think - in canon lwj hates that wwx is being judged, but he’s not going to scramble to accommodate others and uphold the social conventions to appease them. in his mind if they have a problem, THEY should be the ones accommodate WWX instead. this lwj is so concerned with doing the right thing in regards to wwx so that he’s accepted by the world, when in canon lwj thinks wwx should be able to do whatever he wants and the rest of the world needs to deal with it. like his entire character arc is about rejecting mainstream judgements and trusting/believing in wwx and their shared moral compass. so who IS this man
overall this plot is nonsensical, the dialogue is heavy-handed and uninteresting, the characterizations are a mess, and there’s weird undertones of feminizing wwx that I really dislike (he mentions not having a DOWRY which wasn’t even a thing in ancient china and there being no BRIDE PRICE which doesn’t coexist with dowries anyway!). I love purple prose, but everything is so plain and spoon-fed to us, it’s really not a well-written piece. and this lwj is so ooc and unpleasant and boring, and he talks way too much. also there’s jl/lsz dropped in casually as if wwx and lwj would be happy to marry two cousins together. this writer is a fucking idiot
gold stars: the letters between lwj and wwx are actually quite substantial and interesting, which is a rarity among these types of fics. and the final wedding chapter is really sweet and passionate and I liked it. everything in the middle tho. pass
Twin Heroes by RavenclawLoki
summary: a hilariously ooc reconciliation work. more absurd than offensive.has nearly every bad jc take under the sun. pretending that wwx and jc both have the same amount of mistakes to work on. saying that jc always believed/hoped wwx had survived the fall. jc mentioning how revolting lwj and wwx holding hands is every two seconds. wwx loyally defending jc’s parenting skills even tho he canonically knows that jc has serious issues in the way he raises jl. and other stuff, like having jl lock wwx and jc in a room together, and having lwj being okay to just stand outside it. because wwx and jc are young children who will get along if they’re forced to spend time together, I guess? no effort to respect either of their stated needs and preferences. of course not. they don’t need space or time or support or trust. just force them to spend time together! also there’s like, sibling telepathy that’s not explained? the writing is also quite juvenile and awkward
highlighted excerpts:
Lan Wangji may be in love with Wei Wuxian but could he not look at him like he was the best thing to ever happen to him?
- literally what are you saying. you are communicating nothing
“Wei Wuxian…”
“Jiang Cheng…”
“I don’t want to fight anymore!” Both yell out at the same time.
“Wait, really?” They say again at the same time.
- is this an american children’s show? are these characters 12 years old?
gold stars: sometimes it’s very funny in ways that MIGHT be intentional.
Drive the Wolves From My Door by InTheGreySpaces
summary: postcanon wwx, on his travels, runs into a pregnant teenager who’s been assaulted and takes her under his wing. due to some contrived, frustrating, drawn-out, and extremely nonsensical bits of miscommunication, lwj becomes convinced wwx is returning home with a wife and shuts himself away in his home so wwx, when he comes back to gusu, can’t even clear things up immediately. literally everyone knew the truth at one point but lwj was physically locked in his house. christ. like what happened to not jumping to conclusions and trusting wwx? you’re going to believe this on a vague message and the word of SECT LEADER YAO??
eventually things gets sorted out, but not before wwx magically takes on her pregnancy pains and they have to scramble to cure him of the spiritual attachment because…wwx going through the pain of childbirth would be so bad, but this teenager can do it just fine don’t worry about her. in the end wwx and lwj adopt the baby, which is cute, but then the young mother ends up marrying jc, which is not.
the oc baby is named "Aimi' which based on every source I could find, is a terrible fake Chinese name so this along with the dowry line makes it sound like the author did zero research
it’s incredibly misogynistic and callous to make a woman’s sexual assault a set dressing, and then co-opt a survivor’s story to center the men who save her. the disrespect of her as a person all throughout…jc was a man of almost 40 and she was a teenager when they met. she was used as a plot device the entire fic and in the end she’s rewarded to this asshole like a prize. wwx also treats her very poorly (lying to her, revealing info about her without her consent, distracting her so he can sneak off, etc.) while pretending to protect her. the misogyny isn’t ooc for any of them, but I hate that the writing goes along with it too. a struggle from start to finish
highlighted excerpt:
‘Once Jiang Cheng sets his mind to something, it is done thoroughly. He will treasure her as a jewel no doubt….She will keep Jiang Cheng in line, and he will shower her with every affection. She deserves it after everything she has endured.’
- why is it this woman’s job to keep him in line...she doesn’t have a particularly strong personality anyway, and no she does not deserve this?!
gold stars: uh. it’s nice when wx get a baby girl. I guess. and wwx being so very in love is cute. otherwise ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyanything by deliciousblizzardshark, lingeringdust
summary: to be fair I never finished this fic, but basically qin su kills herself out of grief/revenge like mxy did in canon, and wwx comes back in her body. but instead of qin su’s canon situation. she’s locked in a filthy shed with a baby by the time she does the sacrifice. so it’s basically genderbent mxy? the emphasis on wwx’s post-res body really weirded me out, going on about massive, leaking breasts and all, and the discomfort of…a period? maybe? I guess being in A Woman’s Body is just aches and pains and leaking from who knows here. also, wwx doesn’t know the word for vagina which is absurd enough to land it on this list even without the undertones of feminization.
highlighted excerpt:
“The baby has to be changed and fed,” Wei Wuxian said. Lan Wangji gave him a suspicious look.“We will fetch food for the child,” he said. Wei Wuxian blinked at him, then laughed nervously. “Ah, Hanguang-jun,” he said. “Babies this young don’t eat food. I have to feed him myself.” - lwj doesn’t know about breastfeeding. maybe not too unbelievable given the seperation of genders in his sect but that seems extreme gold stars: well I guess wwx is trans now so uh. there’s that
all that glitters by notinamillionyears
summary: ah, the infamous christian wwx fic. the author was projecting, I guess? so this is already a red flag for me in fan content - I know chinese christians exist of course, but I don't like to see wuxia characters reimagined like that this fic in particular goes to such lengths to give him long philosophical monologues about God and cathedrals that this character is entirely unrecognizable from canon wwx in literally every single way. wwx is a character from a chinese wuxia series, the folklore and worldbuilding of which draws heavily from taoism. furthermore, the worldviews of taoism and christianity are so fundamentally different that any change to these characters' underlying belief system will almost inevitably alter them as people in ways I am utterly uninterested in. and erasing the canon spiritualities and realities of these characters to replace them with christianity is also incredibly disrespectful and tone-deaf. nonsensical, insensitive, and poorly characterized as this is, it easily qualifies as one of the worst fics I’ve ever read. and none of his ramblings even make sense for his personality or apply to anything he goes through in canon. imo wwx is not wwx if he's christian. he's just not. and don't even get me started on 'catholic lwj' or fans trying to characterize the lan sect as catholic. not in this fic but the posts I have seen about it... also there’s some kind of creepy ageplay-related content but I genuinely find the christian thing worse. in the words of a beloved mutual: what are you, a missionary? highlighted excerpt: Lan Zhan swallows hard, then again, his beautiful Adam’s Apple bobbing like he’d eaten something he didn’t chew properly and it’s stuck in his throat. Is it called Adam’s Apple because it got stuck in Adam’s pharynx after he’d realized that he’d eaten the thing that would chuck him out of heaven? Are Adam’s Apples here to remind us that we have a sin embedded forever into our body, that it’s inescapable? - I think wwx has had enough to deal with in his life, without being forced to perceive himself and his life through the filter of christian sin. leave him alone gold stars: actually, the rest of the fic is pretty good on a technical level. I have no complaints about the plotless, atmospheric, meandering story. the broad emotional strokes of it - desperate, reflective and tragic - really did draw me in, the language evocative and rich. and there were some passages about wwx’s chronic pain that I felt were quite moving.
Taste of Heavenly Rush by Tomorrow (Sux2Succs)
summary: an extremely offputting and unpleasant roleplay fic, albeit with an interesting twist that retroactively legitimizes many previous interactions. the setup is that wwx, bored and neglected by his nameless husband, is approached by a sexy sexy rich stranger who buys him food and brings him up to his penthouse for sex. wwx gives his name as ‘xie lian’ and the stranger (obviously lwj) gives his as ‘hua cheng’. the thing is. wwx is still called wwx, but the narrative only calls lwj ‘hua cheng’, and he acts exactly like tgcf’s hua cheng does. so most of this reads as a pwp between hua cheng and wwx, which is deeply unappealing anyway but there are little moments where ‘hc’ comes on so strong and pushy it seems like he’s pressuring wwx into sex, hc is frequently possessive and presumptuous about someone he literally just met, or it implies wwx owes him for the food. gritted my teeth through this disaster until - it’s revealed about 3/4 of the way through that this was all an elaborately pre-planned roleplay, lwj IS the as-yet-nameless husband, and all the pushiness and possessiveness were in fact just kind of funny choices in a long playacting activity. but even as the atmosphere radically improves, the weirdness lingers. for most of the story, there’s almost nothing of the actual lwj shining through, and since their personalities are faked and then it’s so physical, it feels like there is nothing emotional or genuine between them. maybe this is all down to personal taste, but i just don’t like reading wx fics where they’re not acting like themselves on purpose. furthermore, the fact that lwj is just playing hc strips away what’s interesting and vulnerable and compelling not just about lwj but also about hc himself. the person in this fic is neither, just a caricature of an extremely rich and unrealistically sexy, confident Manly man with a dash of god worship. it felt like he walked right out of twilight (which I’ve read) or even fifty shades of gray. canon lwj can’t even lie and we’re supposed to believe he can keep up this level of roleplay? he’s just not a playful person. unless this is just really close to how the author treats him anyway which….1. ew and 2. ooc!! does the author really see every gay couple as the Tall Muscular Manly Rich Confident Top and the Shy Unsatisfied Feminine Emotionally Needy Giggly Vain Bottom????  finally, I understand that writing a wwx POV pre-reveal without letting the secret out must have been tricky, and they do pull off some fun and clever bits, but there are multiple scenes where wwx’s internal dialogue makes literally no sense when you know he knows it’s lwj, so the reveal is impossible to predict and feels less satisfying afterwards (or on a reread). wwx also references multiple times that it’s been a long time since he’s felt so sexy or that he’s had the thrill of being with someone so exciting, so that points to his life with lwj being boring or unfulfilling, which kind of sucks. lwj is a busy surgeon, and wwx is left taking care of their kid and apparently not getting his needs met, framed like he’s some unsatisfied housewife this is set in Shanghai, so I also found it weird that wwx described men multiple times as “Asian”, first of all that’s a huge variety of people, and second of all HE’S Asian and living in/from an Asian country so why would he mention that? and I can’t emphasize enough how goofy this shit was written. self-aware or no, it was bad. they described a dick as “a delectable flared mushroom’. they also embedded links to various expensive outfits, rooms, hot tubs, etc, which was supposed to set the scene I guess but it was both distracting and came off as desperate and over-compensating. wwx is canonically not the kind of person to care about grandious displays of nauseating wealth, something he actually mentions in the fic itself, but it doesn’t seem to matter, bc the author certainly thinks we should be impressed and that the characters are impressed as a matter of course. but he literally hates that shit in canon! highlighted excerpts (yeah, multiple) Out of nowhere, Wei Ying’s mouth becomes an oasis. ...
“Come here,” the naked god beckons.
... By the time they enter a bedroom, [he’s] is heedlessly bouncing on his cock, wantonly humping and grunting like a wild beast.
...
Thick black hair is sent tumbling down, ends reaching all the way to his shoulder blades — long enough now to cover his chocolate nips like Lady Godiva. and the big one As if Wei Ying didn’t feel outclassed enough, he doesn’t miss the sparkling diamond bezel around the black dial of his platinum Rolex. A watch like that would make Wei Ying’s hands look feminine in size while his hands make the watch itself look small. It suits him. this dynamic is all wrong, too. wwx never feels intimidated or outclassed by lwj’s wealth or physical appearance - he feels excited and challenged by lwj’s skills and looks. he enjoys finding someone who can reach his level, not the other way around. the fic that has him say ‘so what? there are like a crap ton of rich people in this world’ captured him so much better than this rag. it makes lwj looks like a tool and wwx shallow and ooc, and the forcing of wwx into a feminine role and lwj into a masculine one is genuinely homophobic gold stars: the reveal saved this work from being about two ooc pieces of shit- a sleazy, opportunistic rich douchebag who uses his wealth to pressure lonely guys at bars into sex, and a petulent tool who cheats on his affectionate yet busy husband with some sexy rando while his husband is off saving lives as a surgeon. where the author manages to make the double identity work both before and after the reveal, it’s a genuine treat. see this section: Wei Ying whispers, “Husband,” raising his chin a bit higher. But you knew that. - THIS is a fun little wink to readers who know the reveal, while acting in service of the game and characterizing both wwx and ‘hc’
you can find an actually decent fic about attempted wx rp on my rec page (And all the ways we meet (and meet again) by Aerlalaith), in Part One, Section III. and it’s far more awkward, silly, in-character, and charming in its failures than this one is
Therapy is a Performative Act by cinder1013
I ran into this one and thought it looked intriguing. it was entertaining, but. it's bad. it's ooc and embarrassing and the author has some really weird blind spots. this is ripped from the post I made about it
summary: no plot or real narrative, just a selection of standup. this is fine, it’s just that for the most part the standup is quite bad and unfunny. jc calls wwx a q****r (the noun, not an adjective. not insultingly, but he’s presumably cishet in this work so 😬). he then gets in a zinger about how oblivious wwx is. he also makes lwj laugh because he’s just so funny I guess. the fic is full of images of outdated memes and images of real-life actor wzc. 
this author REALLY hates jfm. I get that he wasn’t great but it seems like some bias to pretend that he was worse than myu, who was emotionally and physically abusive to all her children. here he is homophobic while she is not. myu comes to jc’s comedy nights to support him and jfm stopped talking to him completely after coming to half of one, which as my mutual mouse pointed out, is actually quite funny if you think about it like he disowned his cringefail son for being unfunny in public.  jc calls myu a bitch in public FOR HIS ROUTINE which almost made me faint. like she would murder him if he did that in canon. actually murder him. jyl throws soup at jfm. for being homophobic. jc heroically stands up for a poor harassed barista, gets her phone number, and then gets married to her. myu hugs jc’s wife in public. jc is now expecting a child with his wife?? what universe is this where jc gets bitches so easily and his mother is openly affectionate.
jc called wwx a ‘chaos gremlin’ like five times in part one. according to jc, wwx took all his halloween candy since it was his birthday which…okay I guess everyone’s ooc here. wwx dressed up as myu for halloween which is so ballsy I can’t believe myu didn’t actually murder him but in this setting it seems she’s cool with everything he does, she’s just….kind of mean? jc does an entire bit whining about how wwx only ever brought home cherry lollipops from the hospital, and not grape. this isn’t funny at all but ig it’s in character.
jc may be funny in the right circumstances, though I don’t think I could see him in such a vulnerable position as this and I think he would rather die than insult his mother in public in FRONT OF HER.
jc calls himself a peacock then has to clarify that his next bit about a peacock is referring to jzx and not himself, which seems like a convoluted and confusing way to write it. this bit is sooo long and boring oh my GOD. jc exclusively referring to wwx as ‘the gremlin’ 😭he keeps sidetracking his own story to tell off people he’s worried will photoshop him as a furry, which is really annoying. also jc tells the crowd ‘my kink is not your kink’ which implies he’s a proshipper in this one??? or something?? man I never trust that phrase
mainly this was a lot of secondhand embarrassment and muttering ‘oh they would not do that’ and ‘ough, that’s so ooc and annoying’
gold stars: the concept is inherently quite funny. also some of the heckling got a laugh out of me
And Time Is But a Paper Moon by sami                
summary: so I haven’t read this beyond the first few paragraphs, but my mutual gave me the details so I’m going to largely paraphrase from our discord convo about it
setup: wwx, decades postcanon, having lived a full and happy life with lwj, including children and grandchildren, sends himself back in time to redo his life from birth. he’s born with full sentience as an older man and complete memory of his past life. he does this because jc is unhappy
I dislike time travel fics in general, but especially so for wwx because while he has a lot of regrets, one of his greatest strengths as a person is to keep looking forward and find joy and home and family, whatever circumstances he’s in. imo it’s this powerful character trait of his that makes his first death so shocking and tragic, and a time-travel fix-it neatly misses this very important and thematically resonant aspect of about his character
there are fully 44 works in this popular series and I haven’t read any of them, so I’ll summarize my favorite points
-he never tells lwj about his past life
- jc apparently hasn’t done anything wrong and as soon as myu realizes wwx is going to marry out of the sect she becomes really chill. she also goes through all of wwx’s memories and then gives him and lwj sex advice based on it. treated as normal
- the lans are ‘cartoonishly evil’ and the author asserts that their forms are useless and should be discarded. I think the author had themself a little grudge
- wq married herself a feminist when she married jc because he let her keep her last name. just like every single other couple did in ancient china
- author got mad when they were corrected about cultural inaccuracies
- jzx kills jgs and nobody really cares despite patricide being the BIGGEST no-no
- ‘queerplatonic qingxicheng’ like WHAT
- some random straight couples: wen ning/qin su, jgy/madam mo, lqr/madame jin. very strange
- some direct quotes: “the only ppl who knew the full truth about wwxs previous life where all the women is his life, which had some weird gender vibes (i think madam yu might have even had some internal monologue about how ~men cant handle the truth).”
- “jcs whole misogynistic list of demands for his wife is waved away with oh its cause hes ace and is just describing his sister :)))”
in conclusion: the author is a racist idiot who’s way too into the Divine Feminine, or wheel of time-style gender essentialism or something. the idea of wwx giving up a hard-earned life of family and happiness for jc’s sake AGAIN is genuinely one of the most insulting and depressing things you could do to him after he’s started to learn to set boundaries, accept love, and process his trauma in a supportive environment
if he were to ever find himself in this situation, he would definitely be more focused on jyl and the wens being, you know, ALIVE, than jc getting what he wants
gold stars: yeah, right
I think this one wins actually. not having read it, I can’t say for certain, but this definitely sounds worse than KILF, my personal least favorite of the list. being so long, it has more opportunities to be fucking awful. I have decided It’s the crown jewel of my collection. if anyone has anything to add about it, let me know
this is it for the anti-rec list…for now. I’ll continue browsing my history to see if I can find anything else as bad as this. feel free to send in YOUR most hated cql/mdzs fanfic and why, and I’ll take a look! happy reading!
Back to Start
8 notes · View notes
444names · 1 year
Text
towns and cities in both the republic of ireland and south korea BUT excluding "h"
Abbey Abbeyrang Abric Abrin Abristoo Aburnelis Acasslay Adeonstles Aesan Agalan Aggus Agock Aguntiogue Aigurnfor Ailconbon Aisslane Amnam Ampyeck Andown Angdon Angimon Anglegue Ankidge Apopo Apoqua Ardford Aretty Arnam Ateenon Ateenvoree Aullastow Ausejon Avangan Bacen Baeju Bailma Bairroe Balbon Baleaustlen Balinbrin Ballack Ballaggyeon Ballan Balle Balled Balleelgen Balleryeon Balletown Ballier Ballies Ballieunine Ballim Ballimstoe Ballin Ballis Ballogee Ballongder Ballounlin Balls Ballston Balltumsam Ballus Bally Ballybore Ballyclod Ballyga Ballygard Ballyjan Ballylas Ballylongju Ballyma Ballynague Ballyneen Ballyr Baltinju Baltor Baltys Bandung Bangjumbet Bansuir Barry Bawlestown Bayan Beaggyeon Begang Begocknon Begyeon Belan Bellang Beltowne Bergure Blannyan Blastleent Bliannisbuk Blinry Bofins Boollyclow Boseju Branacasan Brate Briff Brissintim Brock Brumnaslin Buamp Bubla Bubladfin Bublinam Buksteragu Buyeon Bwollan Béall Carbal Cardfen Carey Carnarri Carriell Carrit Carriterst Carry Cascroe Caseok Caskeen Cassand Castletran Castoe Castown Casunling Caulspitty Ciallyla Ciamyan Cilculliff Civock Clack Clactur Clagra Clalle Clang Clangjine Claskermann Cleckrag Clian Cliestown Clinastel Clinewtown Clock Cloeung Clogo Clogord Clomon Clond Clong Cloodewon Clougue Cloungyeon Clourn Clourt Clous Cloylard Clurri Cnockman Cobel Colelly Colgyane Coman Comeara Congdeon Congown Contbridge Coomakeslay Coomitim Coote Coree Corgu Courry Cries Croman Cromeers Crosam Crossmord Crout Crovints Culard Curboft Curne Daebelculla Daill Damgry Dampary Darva Delan Doode Doodes Doong Drang Drateenses Dridlen Drock Drood Dross Drossmore Drumbel Drumord Drumovilda Drumurs Dunce Dúnacaul Edmormong Enamp Eongaklaguk Ernaewong Eumkeel Eungbuk Falveelle Fedmous Forman Framseon Freen Furcollyon Furet Furry Gakert Garoire Garridgead Garry Gater Geationju Geonaju Getood Geupseock Gijan Glinala Goksan Gollise Gormisron Gormo Gorown Gorryknon Gortbrossax Gosker Grang Gransan Gungju Gwangsangan Gwomany Gwongi Gyang Gyeon Idgeon Iksaggla Iltown Inagane Injeon Innisong Innyallen Inseon Ireekstown Janewan Jangaklong Jangi Jannaskilla Jeong Jeonnitrot Jikste Jineystown Jings Jintown Jockan Judim Keixna Kiend Kilcodeon Kildan Kildcas Kildoncrity Kildton Kilemonbu Kilen Kilermor Kilferood Kilfin Kilfing Kilfinseon Kilfwaw Killa Killas Killemyvan Killsan Killy Killyo Kilmall Kilmeare Kilmell Kilminden Kilmon Kilmory Kilmu Kilmulsan Kilmun Kilnanju Kilstong Kilstown Kiltown Kiltyforeek Kines Knocard Koreastle Labragap Ladaeig Lascrosack Lassangju Leddeona Linan Lindang Linroe Liseusk Litrat Littaneyre Logum Logyan Longney Loomore Loong Mackmarna Maklogore Mallone Marry Meastown Meensan Merry Meste Midge Milculebrum Mitasky Modeon Mollenna Morkeent Moung Mourry Muiwoo Mulintuam Mulleong Mullitinaga Mullysaney Mulsane Munce Murne Nagan Namel Namyan Nangsok Nastlecknay Nesunt Newballa Nockraire Nogujeon Norring Nurráirí Oegson Offall Oindon Olycung Petoad Pillary Pills Pogyeon Porooldcast Porrang Promaller Prossbrid Pyeon Pyerneg Quaittemar Ragarvan Raigort Rangburel Rangne Rannigan Rastle Rasundroe Raterfor Ratow Reseone Riddy Rivoy Robworryle Romoy Ronaylan Rootee Roseonvord Rowkee Ruselgappo Saclouiry Sanlon Sapyeongju Scoobirt Scoot Seolene Seonbridge Seone Seumly Seung Seusk Seylin Sinew Skesung Slarrand Sokstown Spamcon Spare Spettleison Spidgeon Spite Stleela Stongork Stown Swaylin Taekpo Tainstobel Tastier Tastown Teeltown Timord Tionack Tonampiter Toodastown Tumkeeksam Turne Turry Uingseon Uncen Vilennagard Villenna Vilwawn Wacklood Wayane Wayannaggle Weldy Yeomailes Yeone Yeong Yeongay Yeongtown Yeonn
3 notes · View notes
Text
Alf: I don’t want to be Kirk’s boyfriend
Corey: Well what do you want then?
Alf: I don’t know! I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair
Alf: But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend
2 notes · View notes
1004tyun-archive · 1 year
Note
NOT THE KILF ASK 💀💀 PLEASE CRYSTAL I SAID IT IN PASSING WHY ARE WE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT,, SBKSKNSKS
well,, in addition i saw someone refer to the new queen as "mcqueen cowmilla" the other day so,, yeah,, england does not like her lol
i'm glad your day was good! MY DAY HAS ALSO BEEN GOOD!!! i reorganized my kpop + dvd/game shelves and some stuff in my room!! :)) i have eaten and drank today, ty! — 🌸
how could i NOT think about it?? 😭😭 it was so jarring it's like my brain was scarred lmao
MCQUEEN COWMILLA?!?? HELLO 😭😭😭 damn they're not happy with her at all
ooo nice!! i should probably do some organizing too but there's so much stuff in my room that it's p much impossible ><;;;
1 note · View note
Note
Kilf? Kipo x wolf
(Honest Ship Ask Meme)
Kilf Kipo x Wolf
I see them as sisters and so I never considered them as a couple.
9 notes · View notes