#killer! sid (0)

[sidwilsonsbitch]

dbd sid...

[hothothotch]

Okay, so let’s just discuss it for a second: it would be EVERYTHING if there was a crossover between Criminal Minds and Bones and (I’m not aiming for or here, I’m saying both) between Criminal Minds and Hawaii 5-0.

Okay, so first scenario: CM + Bones

Booth and Hotch would be buddies from the Academy. I can see Aaron’s smile when he sees his old friend Seeley in that way he always smiles when he sees someone he likes (remember when Strauss reintroduced him to Dave? That smile);

Derek wouldn’t have met Booth, but they’re just inconsequential, so they’d hit it off immediately;

Booth would inevitably flirt with Emily (if he’s not with Bones yet), because that’s just Booth;

Bones wouldn’t believe in profiling because she believes in facts and profiling is ~ cough ~ guess work. So whenever someone said “he’s not guilty”, she’d look skeptically at this person and ask “based on what?” Then proceed to explain in length why this person could be the killer (she’d be wrong);

Bones and Spencer? God, she’d loathe him. We know Bones hates everyone who’s smart/smarter than her, so she’d 1000% bicker trying to prove herself smarter than Spencer all the time, and he wouldn’t even notice;

Booth would make jokes about Spencer and Bones being similar;

Angela would flirt with Hotch and Derek because that’s Angela. And (if she’s not with Hodgings), she’d end up going out with him on a casual thing;

In the end, Bones would still not believe in profiling, but would’ve inevitably warmed up to the team. The killer would be the obvious choice (as usually happens in Bones) and they’d all go to Sid’s restaurant.

Oh, and Sweets would 100% try to be Spencer’s friend. I just feel it. Lime in the coconut and all.

Second scenario: CM + Hawaii 5-0

Now this would be unhinged.

Hotch and Steve would bicker ALL THE TIME because McGarrett is crazy!!! And unorthodox!!! And Hotch just can’t stand it.

Danny would inevitably side with Hotch because “sometimes I’d like not to be almost killed at work!!!” (Screaming), but he’d secretly hate it.

Steve and Derek? Not a pair. Not a match. Testosterone EVERYWHERE. A lot of men crying.

Kono + JJ + Emily? GIRL POWER! Kono would make a comment about having more girls around and they’d probably go uncover at a mission (FBI doesn’t work like that, but 5-0 does, so it works) and they’d together roll their eyes at Steve and Derek’s bantering.

Chin. Precious Chin. I don’t even know what to say because he’d just be… precious. Welcoming, willing to listen. He’d be the peacemaker on the group and certainly would get along with Garcia because he’s just precious (I’ll repeat it more times if I have to).

Hotch would CERTAINLY pull the card “if you want our help, you’ll have to let us work” at Steve when he does something very Steve-y, and Steve will answer with “we didn’t ask for your help!” And a whole fight would unravel from that.

Danny would flirt with JJ and Emily, because someone has to. And they’d 🙄 him, because they can’t stand this kind of bullshit (but maybe Emily would end up flirting back? Not sure).

Spencer would feel so out of place, because there’s not a genius at this group, and everyone’s bickering and he just wants to solve the case.

BUT if Jerry was already on the team, Spencer would constantly state that conspiracy theories are just that, and they’d bicker about it.

I feel like writing now, so… please, humor me

[bi-badass-geek]

Summer Games Fest 2024

Holy fuck if that shit wasn't putting me to sleep and it wasn't even because it started at 11pm over here. No offence to those devs and all but most of the stuff was Boring with capital b. Audience either didn't care bout most things showcased or was just asleep too cause that was just sad. My 5 cents that no one asked about since i fell asleep right after + gonna link trailers from IGN.

📣 First they pulled presentation of top 10 Steam sales january-may Palworld, Helldivers 2, Manor Lords, Enshrouded, Hades 2, Dragon's Dogma 2, Balotro, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor, Supermarket Simulator, Buckshot Roulette. I can see most but some i didn't even heard.

📣 Lego Horizon Adventures : Coming holiday 2024, nothing else to say another day another lego game soon we will see any universe with those.

📣 No one Room in Hell 2, Early Access Halloween 2024

📣 Harry Potter Quidditch Champions another game September 3rd.

📣 Star Wars Outlaws coming out August 30. Saying everyone waiting out for it this year is mad!

📣 Battle Aces that's RTS but 99.99% trailer had Tracer like is outta pocket!

📣 Cairn climbing simulator, face texture horrible, studio name 'the game bakers' tho cooks.

📣 Killer Bean EA summer 2024.

📣 Valorant coming to console.

📣 Palworld Sakurajima Update : New Island, New Raid, Arena, Xbox dedicated Servers, 27 June, Stronghold Oil-Rig, New Faction and boss, New Pals, New Buildings and Level Cap, New Subspecies.

📣 Skate console playtesting coming this fall great trailer especially 'STILL' working on it!

📣 Deer & Boy crazy name.

📣 Dune Awakening well it's MMO yikes.

📣 Wandershop fans of gardening, farming will enjoy for sure with a twist. Coming in 2024!

📣 Phantom Blade 0 i can't look at it the same way after i read Japanese Geralt or its Sekiro 2/Nioh 3 lol ,to experience on hand : 8-10 June Summer Game Fest, 26-29 July ChinaJoy, 21-25 August, September 28-29 Tokyo Game Show.

📣 Hyper Light Breaker comes out Late Summer typical Hyper's stuff!

📣 Monster Hunter Wilds

📣 Honkai Star Rail i seriously have no idea what it's about since i don't play but something new i guess?

📣 Alan Wake 2 Night Springs out now, 3 playable characters : Control, Quantum Break. Gotta say wild that they showed it in less than 24h hours before it was out love that and cool that they added other games! 3 episodes!

📣 Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 looks like more good ol' shenanigans that people are stocked for! Kiss Our Asses what's more to say! Coming 2024!

📣 The First Descendant out July 2nd, heard it's good, looks typical stuff. Melee character lookin dope!

📣 Enotria The Last Song : Spanish Souls what can i say! Demo out now! September 19th!

📣Dark and Darker back on Steam and Epic Store for free now!

📣Blumhouse Games : Project C, The Simulation, Fear The Spotlight, Sleep Awake, Crisol Theater Of Idols. Nothing got me more confused in entire livestream than this segment that was just dumped bucket of trash no offence.

📣Sid Meier's Civilization VII : coming 2025 not my vibe but didn't saw fans complaining!

📣Neva comes out 2024 from creators of GRIS.

📣Back Myth Wukong coming out August 20th. That's quick been a while since we last heard.

📣Once Human : Comes out July 9th. Around the corner not going to lie i forgot about this game till i saw it!

📣Asgard's Wrath Available Now

📣Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine 2 September 9th. Another Warhammer.

📣 Metaphor ReFantazio October 11th lovers of Persona got somethin to consume!

📣 Batman Shadow VR game Fall 2024. It's VR game that's all you need to know.

📣 Tears of Metal

📣 DragonBall Sparking! Zero October 11th. KAMEHAMEHAAA!

📣 Delta Force Hawk OPS Global PC Alpha Test in July.

📣 Battle Crush June 27th Moba Mobile nothin else needs to be said.

📣 Mecha Break Closed Beta Test in August such Gundam vibes when i saw trailer but funny how people called it Anthem 2 lol.

📣Slitterhead combat looks chunky November 8th it's out.

📣Unknown 9 : Awakening. Coming Fall 2024 got actress that plays Yennefer in Witcher show. People called it Forspoken 2 lmao.

📣Monster Hunter Stories &2 : Coming June 14th.

Sales : Monster Hunter Rise Up 75% OFF, Monster Hunter World 67%, Resident Evil 4 25%, Street Fighter 50%.

Among Us folks made OutterSloth that supports devs + fuckin tv show is supposed to come out think years too late but oh well.

📣 Sonic x Shadow Generations October 25th nostalgia hittin hard for some individuals.

📣 The Finals new Arena, New Ranked Mode, New Weapons and Gadgets, Weekly Tournaments.

📣 New World Aeternum October 15th consoles. Last i saw game was dead on dead.

📣 Kunitsu-Gami Path of the Goddess half of the graphics to gameplay confused my brain.

📣 Party Animal didn't catch what was that about.

Inside Out 2 Yong Yea voicing is cool!

📣 Squad Busters : Mobile that fuckin trailer killed it omfg! Way too OP for mobile!

[fearsmagazine]

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES - 20th Anniversary Blu-ray Box Set & Steelbook

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• Behind The Scenes • Includes 5 On-Set BTS Segments • Dr. Satan Test • Professor Test • Electronic Press Kit • Teaser Trailer

EXCLUSIVELY ON DIGITAL PLATFORMS: New Director’s Commentary

[razelssacredplace]

Hey Maggots, I wanna start a discussion! Of the major members of Slipknot, being everyone who was a fixture onstage from 1999-Present (2022), what do you think was each individual's best song live? I'll start us off:

#0 Sid: I honestly think that Sid is always at his best when People=Shit is on. His scratches are always on point and he's just out there having his best time ever.

#1 Joey: It feels like a copout given that it's one of the most popular clips of him, but I really think Joey was in his wheelhouse during Eyeless. One could also argue Spit It Out given the 2009 Download drum stunt, but I really think it didn't get any better than Joey blasting out Eyeless like Marlon Brando owed him serious debt.

#2 Paul: Among many things about him, another thing I miss about Paul were his improvisations for Vermilion. If you listened to the 9.0 and Download performances, you can always hear him add in something here and there that isn't on the record, and it somehow completes the song even more.

#3 Chris: Now I know people are gonna be thinking Sulfur or Custer, but there is a completely different song that I think Chris Fehn made his fucking bitch. The Nameless throughout 2004 and 2005. They didn't play it often, but when they did I think it's safe to say that Chris overshadowed the fuck out of Corey. Every scream was on point and absolutely brutal.

#4 Jim: He's got a lot of songs that he does super well, so this is a little difficult to call. However I have to say that Jim is actually at his best, in my opinion, when he's playing Dead Memories. I know this is likely gonna piss someone off, but Jim takes his improv style and seems to dial it up to eleven during Dead Memories, and it absolutely sounds beautiful.

#5 Craig: What is there to say about The Silent One? Killers are quiet? Lol, Craig is very hard to pinpoint during a show, and I think it's unfair to say that his best is Vermilion. No, instead his best is probably during the 2008 performances of Only One. Why? It's simple. If you know, you know.

#6 Clown: Clown's performance has steadily declined since Iowa. It's my opinion that his vocals have gotten very poor, especially during Disasterpiece these last few years. But where is his strength really brought out? During Psychosocial imo. There's nothing funnier to me than seeing him dancing while hitting the percussion during that song, he always seems so bouncy and happy. And unlike Duality's keg bat, it's not always something you notice.

#7 Mick: Señor Siete is a fucking beast, no way around it. He's a punisher like no other. Therefore I give Eeyore to him by virtue of the blistering speed of that song. As a guitarist myself, fuck that.

#8 The Great Big Mouth: If anybody owns Spit It Out besides Joey, it was Corey fucking Taylor. Even if the speech has gotten old, there's still never been anything more fun in my life than being in the back row of an arena and jumping the fuck up with thousands of other people. But what does Corey Taylor think?

Jay: Do you know why I feel robbed? Because if Slipknot had the fucking balls to play Red Flag then I guarantee you it would be on here. But it's not, because they've not yet played Red Flag. So instead, Jaypay has owned Vermilion during every step of the way. And I will spoil the rest of the list by saying that Vermilion will not appear again, it's just that Jay's double pedals during Vermilion, especially Day of the Gusano, are fearsome. Maybe he's just showing off or something, but it always pumps me up. Jay owns that song.

V-Man: V-Man hasn't gotten a lot of opportunity to shine. Alas, if only they played AOV more it would surely be here. But they haven't in a while, and so I can't say for sure how well Alex does with that solo with certainty. So if it's not AOV, then what? Well, if I may be a hypocrite and if I may completely disregard what I just said, The Dying Song is so far Alex's strength. It may not be the best song in the catalog, but Alex does really well with the bass run. However I will say that if Acidic gets played live, then this will change because I love Alex's bass work on that song.

Tortilla: Oh dear Pfaff, you who are so wise in the ways of batshit insanity. If The Nameless was Chris' bitch, then Nero Forte is your bitch. I honestly hope Nero Forte gets added to the setlist again, because Mike did really well with it in 2020 with his limited vocals, and it sounded really good at Knotfest LA last year. With how he still only improves his vocals, I can't wait to hear how he does it in the future.

But that's my thoughts Maggots, what say you? What songs do you think these individuals perform(ed) live the best?

[msookyspooky]

A Deep Analysis on Who the Killer/killers Could Be

This is my own personal opinion, so nobody go feral on me plz 😭 quotes in bold. I just wanna give some possible insight.

Neil Prescott - 10/10. Neil is my #1 guess, especially after that one meme. It makes PERFECT sense. He wouldn't know the full story since he was locked in a closet in Set Up. He would be the most likely to believe Gale's book since he never knew us personally. He might feel inclined to believe Gale about us being involved since she was right about Cotton too 🤷‍♀️ since he doesn't know the full story, he's going to look at the wrong places for answers. The only way he'd know more of the story is if Sid survived with him.

He ofc would want revenge on Billy and Stu for quite literally taking away the last thing he had. “Leave me…I have no one left now.” He shut his eyes and held her as you tried protesting but Randy dragged you out.

A man who has nothing left to live for except possible revenge? Sounds like a Billy 2.0 in the making 😅 He'd be furious at Gale for the book portraying his daughter poorly and for the movies making money on his daughters death/fake death. If Sid were to survive with him, she could tell him the lies Billy and Stu feed her about us being involved back in Set Up. If she's actually dead, he could go off of everything else - the rumors, gales book, the movies. The rage would just keep piling up until he finally got tired of the grief and went after us.

Another point - the police made it clear in Set Up that Neils body WASN'T FOUND. “I’m going to give it to you straight, kid. We have two teen girls dead at this party, three wounded, one was a deputy on my police force. Three bodies not found-”

Two of those bodies were Billy and Stu, the two dead teen girls are Tatum and Sid, and they NEVER mentioned Neil being found 👀 unless it was a typo, I'm positive it's him.

Sidney Prescott - 6/10. If Sid survived, she'd go into hiding to prevent Billy and Stu from coming for her. The police failed to protect Sid, so her hiding is more likely. Her motive would be revenge for Billy and Stu killing her mom, almost killing her dad and her, killing Tatum. She'd want revenge on us for taking the bullet for Billy and letting them escape Windsor. In our defense, the Windsor situation was a lose- lose one. B and S would have escaped the cops, and they would come back to take us with them 🤷‍♀️ we have a right to live. We could have signed Ray and Dewey's death certificates too by telling the cops. Anyways, Sid may have believed we were involved cause of the movies and gales book too. She would remember Billy and Stu taunting her on us being involved.

However, the reason it's a 6/10 for me is bc the police said they found her body 🤷‍♀️ you can't fake Sid's dead body. The only way she could have survived is if Neil took her to the hospital if she resurrected. Even then, how would they have escaped the hospital undetected? Billy and Stu did it, but idk if Neil and Sid could have. The police never specified how they found her body either. Neil would have had to carry it outside if he survived. There's no way he would have left her body to burn, its HIS DAUGHTER. Maybe he carried her body outside, she came back like Mickey 2.0, and he took her to the hospital and somehow slipped out 🤣 that's the most plausible theory, but it goes completely against the polices statement.

Another thing is that we HELPED SID. Yes, we chose Billy over her, but we helped her take them down. We clearly wanted them caught even if Sid admitted after Billy went unconscious that she still didn't trust us. IF she survived.... Maybe Sid gave us the benefit of the doubt since after she said 'I still don't trust you' she hugged us 😭

Dewey - 0/10. THERES NO WAY 🤣🤣 THIS MANS GOT A BUM LEG. I'd like to see him come after us with that trash aim and a HOBBLE 🤣 I love Dewey, but even with a partner, I feel like the partner would kill him cause he's a liability. The only motive would be Tatum, but this is DEWEY. He's always been genuine and he's too genuine to become a monster. It just wouldn't be realistic. If he found out we were lying, he'd be devastated, but if we explained why I feel like he would understand. We lied to the cops bc we really didn't have much of a choice. It was still selfish, but you can't blame us for mainly wanting to survive and keep everyone else safe. Stu forced himself into our life and we were too scared to call the cops bc we knew if he got away, he'd come after us.

If anything, the most Dewey would do is tell the cops that we lied. He wouldn't try to kill us. Why? Bc he's a normal guy and we remind him of Tatum 💔 he said it in ch 17 of Set Up. He loves us like a sister.

Randy Meeks - 3/10. NOT MY BABY 😭 I could never imagine him killing someone. He blamed us for Sid and it's understandable. We protected a killer who clearly wasn't gonna magically change and Sid died for it. She didn't deserve to die obv and to know we protected BILLY of all people REALLY hurt him. However, this is Ray, the nerd scared of Billy. Even if he found out the truth, I feel like he'd be livid, but not enough to hurt us. He had romantic feelings for us and he GENUINLY cared about us in Set up and sequels. He was horrified at what Stu and Billy did and he even called them sick freaks and whatnot and I feel like he'd refuse to be on their level.

Ray's always been that cool nerd and I just feel like he could never be a killer cause he's normal like Dewey. His motive would be for Sid, but Ray forgave us for the Sid situation in sequels. He's not angry anymore and he even FELL for us despite what we did 🥺 u could argue the Derek situation could make him a killer, but Ray doesn't strike me as petty like that. Sid can try to manipulate him, but I don't think it would work. Ray jumps to conclusions, but even in sequels he gave us the benefit of the doubt during the hickey situation. He realized at Windsor we couldn't be involved bc he knows us and he knows we're a terrible liar as well. Ray even admitted on the love shack that even when he used to blame us for Sid, he NEVER thought we were a traitor.

…You think I’m a traitor, don’t you? That I was helping them…I mean, I think I read the new Stab movie is portraying me as the whore that fucked them both behind my friends back.“ You released a bitter laugh. "God, I’m going to need to go into hiding if that’s the case."

He hesitated before shaking his head. "No. No, I don’t. I never did and never will.”

I'm done 🤣🤣 hope u enjoy my essay.

Yall ever make me mad enough I'll make both Ghostfaces Dewey and Randy and leave it ☠️☠️☠️

But srsly you brought up great points! Anything can happen and anyone within reason can be Ghostface. People fake their death's and cops don't do their jobs in these things so anyone (Except Tatum...I love her but that sexy bitch is dead. Like...She dead.)

We still have Gale, Jennifer, Roman, Angela, Mark, etc

[finkthecobra]

Name: Sidney the Skunk

Aliases: Sycamore the Skunk(birthname, don't call him this unless you really want your legs broken), Sid

Gender: male

Sexuality: gay

Age: 21

Height: 3'7"

Weight: 88lbs

Birthday: June 29th

Parents: Flora Skunk and Barkley Skunk, estranged 

Birthplace: Sunset Park Zone

Current Residence: Central City

Alignment: chaotic neutral 

Personality: confident, firm, genuine, independent, individualistic, perfectionist, realistic, shrewd, aggressive, impersonal, noncompetitive, outspoken, proud, stubborn, tough, abrasive, callous, crafty, cynical, erratic, faithless, morbid, nihilistic, rude, tactless, unfriendly 

Likes: piercings, tattoos, working out, outsider art, body horror and gore, punk rock, chicken wings, stealing, old monster movies, hanging out at the dump, bonfires, testing/annoying people, fistfights, causing trouble, black coffee, mosh pits, finding new bands to listen to, intimidating others, watching boxing matches, playing cards

Dislikes: kids, cutesy things, pastel colors, people who think piercings are unprofessional, cowards, being woken up, tryhards, authority, dogs, cold weather, tight spaces, getting wet, strong perfume, fudge, baths, stagnation, self righteousness, parties, alcohol

Fears: losing himself, guns

Skills: pickpocketing, hand to hand combat, stench spray

Skill Type: Power

Strength: 8/10

Endurance: 5/10

Energy Projection: 0/10

Willpower: 5/10

Agility: 5/10

Luck: 3/10

Intelligence: 5/10

Transformations: none

Willingness to Fight: very high

Willingness to Kill: very low

Willingness to Flee: low

Willingness to Surrender: nonexistent 

Description: A rowdy punk who causes trouble wherever he goes and is always looking for a fight. He has no regard for others or their rules and acts solely in his own interests, which are typically money or simply because he got bored. He has a violent temper and always seems to be sporting a nasty scowl, complete with a furrowed brow. He's made a little hideout for himself in the Central City dump where he crafts tools, traps and even little sculptures out of garbage. Though he harbors latent artistic talent, he's much more interested in your wallet than your praise. He takes great pride in his stench and takes it as a compliment if you can smell him before you see him.

Sidney, or rather his birthname Sycamore, was born to Flora and Barkley Skunk, two laissez-faire, passive flower children who abhorred anything resembling conflict and advocated for calm, peaceful communication and free love. They were very loose with parenting Sidney, often allowing him to do whatever he pleased. They wanted to be his friends first and foremost and felt it would be harmful to punish him. Overall they were disengaged and though they loved Sidney very much, they were far from good parents. Young Sidney would often hear his friends say they were jealous of him and his "cool" parents. They envied the fact that Sidney could do whatever he wanted. Ice cream for breakfast? Playing video games until 2am on a school night? Wearing pajamas all day? They thought that sounded amazing! But for Sidney, it was fun, sure, but he didn't feel like he had parents. He had friends. Sidney grew impulsive and aggressive and his behavior would only worsen with time. Sidney would grow into a resentful, nasty teenager lacking the structure and guidance he needed. He would change his name from Sycamore to Sidney and rebel against any and all authority, wanting to tear down structure as it stands out of anger and the desire for real parents. From skipping school to screaming at his parents to mugging strangers on the street and everything in between. As soon as he turned 18, he packed his things and left for Central City. He almost wanted his parents to throw a fit about him dropping out and leaving home but they didn't. They supported his choices and wanted their little flower boy to follow his heart. He hasn't spoken to them since. 

"The hell d'you want? Lookin' to get your face punched in or somethin'? Outta my way, loser."

"Ever see Return of Chaos? Wicked movie. Chaos uses his powers to manipulate the water in this guy's body to blow him apart from the inside, it's rad."

"Aww, lil' boy thinks I'm disgusting? Don't like my piercings? Guess it's a good thing I'm here for me, not you. Might go get my lip done again this week, just for you, babe."

"Nice tat, mate. Where'd y'get that done, Primal Instinct? They do great work, real clean. Got my sleeve done there."

"Oi, got enough perfume, lady!? Y'reek of hairspray and bug killer!"

Piercings

*On his reference image, his piercings are colored in red to make them more visible*

-industrial, x3 in each ear 

-orbital, x2 in each ear

-anti tragus both ears

-upper lobe, both ears

-stretched lobe, both ears

-transverse lobe, both ears

-tragus, both ears

-daith, both ears

-forward helix, both ears

-conch punch, both ears

-eyebrows, x3 rings x2 vertical bars, both

-bridge

-nasallang

-septum

-tongue

-medusa

-spider bites

Tattoo: a sleeve on his left arm depicting a Caterkiller and two Flicky skulls on a checkered background

Attire: wide black spiked bracelets, spiked black steel toe boots, several silver rings on his fingers

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

A list of the best and worst Disney kids

my roommate and i were talking about this and i hyperfixated. I included child characters which had speaking rolls and were at least side characters. If I left one out I don’t care. Also i didn’t include teenagers/princesses/love interests. Just the kids

It’s all subjective but i am right. 

Pinocchio: disgusting puppet homunculi. I hate his weird knees. But I do like that he escapes a whale, it shows a will to live. I both respect and fear him. 4/10 

Dumbo: Sweet and beautiful. Tragic backstory. Defies physics. Got Drunk. Love him with all my heart. But that CGI remake was gross so i subtracted 2 points. 8/10

Bambi: Beautiful and bland. would be a good instagram model. 5/10

Alice: embodies the “I just came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling very attacked right now” meme. enjoyable protagonist. 8/10

Peter Pan: kidnaps children. But seems fun. kind of a fuckboi. 6/10

Wendy: The mom friend that stands up for herself. deserved better. when she walks off that plank, fuckin iconic. 9/10

101+ dalmation puppies: Are puppies. but i can’t remember a single one of them. also can just multiply? themselves? 3/10 for magic

Arthur: complained to much. I liked him better as a squirrel.  1/10

Mogli: had fun on road trip with his 2 dads. easily sidetracked and hypnotized. 6/10 for jungle ADHD

Aristocats Kittens: Annoying but passable. A+ mom and stepdad parents. Overall 3/10

The little girl from The Rescuers: Apparently her name is penny. I hate her stupid voice. If there wasn’t boobs in this movie we would have all forgotten it. 1/10

The little boy from The Rescuers 2: Apparently his name is cody. He’s dumb but wonderful. a Himbo in training. 7/10 for australian  

Oliver: The worst cat. Also apparently there is a human child in this too. Both have empty, soulless eyes.  3/10

Huey Dewey and Louie: Imagine donald duck but worse and 3. Disney will pay for their crimes. -3/10

The scary kids from Nightmare before Christmas: I hate them. -5/10

Baby Simba: Confidence is key. “Dad... we gotta go home” makes me cry everytime. Adopted by gay dads. 7/10 for lion hamlet

Max: I know he’s a teenager but i want everyone to know how wonderful he is. Such a dork, I love him. 8/10 after today is a bop

Andy: honestly horrifying in Toy Story 1. could not care less about him. 10/10 glow up but 2/10 character.

Sid: The worst thing ever shown in theaters. Millions went blind. I would kill him in cold blood. -11/10

James: claymation is gross.  2/10 for being british tho 

Baby Tarzan: A+ mom. Daddy issues. Probably indestructible? 6/10

The kids from Emperor’s New Groove: Annoying but useful. Double dutch legends. John Goodman is their dad. 4/10

Boo: Perfect. I’ve never loved a child more. Deserved an Oscar. her dad is also John Goodman. 10/10

Lilo: In all seriousness the best depiction of a young child (especially a girl) in media. Emotional depth and intuitive, but also unique and authentic to her age and maturity, 11/10

Nemo: Kinda a dumb, but tries his best. gains independence but almost dies. Probably shouldn’t have touched that boat. 7/10

Darla: Sid but girl. actual serial killer? -11/10

Incredible’s kids: all unique and well written. I’ve lumped them together for convenience. 8/10 across the board

Chicken Little: Fuck this movie. 0/10

Lewis and Wilbur: Honestly meet the robinsons is underrated and i just want to talk about it some more. 10/10 for two good boys

Miley Cyrus in Bolt: ....Was her name also penny? Chose her dog over career. I can respect that. 3/10 for being unmemorable 

Russell: A sweet good boy doing his best. 9/10

Bonnie: I hate that fork thing. somehow worse than Andy. 1/10

Venellope: I didn;t see wreck it ralph and probably will not. I’ve been told she’s good but i have my doubts. 5/10 for mystery 

Riley: doesn’t make any of her own decisions. Really needs to see a doctor? honestly don’t know anything about her but hokey. Strong bisexual energy. 5/10

The kid from the Good Dinosaur: who cares? 0/10

Miguel: The Best Boy (TM). Follows his dreams, reunites his family, hANGS OUT WITH HIS GREAT GRANDMA BECAUSE HE LOVES HER. music is a metaphor for gay 11/10

[mushroom-for-art]

So I did originally start digitally doing this but it ceased to vibe but I do want to share my Ocs so here we go.

So we have the twins (though probably not easy to tell I have 0 consistency) Logan and Rory, Rory is the one pushing the trolley while Logan sits in it. Their meister Laura hanging off the trolley like a mad thing. And demon is underneath.

Demon is an affectionate nickname as he is just a little demon type representation and because I hate naming people, there was a whole story arc involving his creation and such but he's essentially like Souls inner demon as Logan got injured by Crona as I lack creativity for plot ideas and the demon that manifested was sort of like this subconscious variant of Logan who had logans memories and feelings and would take over and was just a bit of a twat but now he's separate from Logan he's kinda started to become his own entity and not just a representation of Logans inner thoughts and actions from the black blood.

Rory is a revolver style gun obviously unlimited ammo and when doing soul resonance he becomes like a machine gun type blaster thing, the revolver part of his gun design essentially becomes the main gun and multiple soul bullets can shoot from the revolver bullet parts at a time of course that ability is more like how Maka just swings Soul as he's glowy their actual attach charges soul resonance energy like death cannons using the two components sticking out which funnels and focuses the charge before shooting beams of differing power percentages. Rory is the serious one of the group the mature adult and has to deal with all their shit.

Logan however is a hunting knife as although they're twins they don't share the same weapon genetic code (honestly they were purely made to make Kid scream), Laura is a trained killer and will stab her target multiple times within a short burst much like Sid wielding Nygus. Logan also has a girigori (?) soul the ones with wings because hell why not really plus he's a really neat guy and he would probably try to save people's souls plus the idea of trying to fly using a tiny knife was quite amusing for me I don't know yet how they manage. When using soul resonance he gets big likely machete sized and extra spikes cause cool weapon aesthetic. Out of the trio Laura and Logan are closest with her affectionately joking calling him her knifu as a play on waifu they're dorks and mess around.

Lastly Laura the meister of the group, she's originally from England and likes to make jokes about it ranging from putting on a stereotypical English chav voice or being overly fancy and talking about getting scones with the Queen. Also a massive dick and just enjoying life cause they're still kids (teens). She trained to be able to wield them both only being able to hold a kitchen knife before training at the dwma now she's a skilled killer and takes joy in completing her missions mainly the killing of kishin eggs cause legal murder.

Laura is a lesbian while Logan is gay and I tried to make it so it was lesbian gay straight but Rory is likely bisexual having attractions to both genders. Laura and Logan though do have more of that solidarity bond going on with Rory being someone left behind as while they go get to mess around due to massive social disadvantages from a young age being a twin he's left having to grow up and be the mature one leaving him somewhat resentful and cold so Laura does struggle using him at times. They don't quite realise the negative affect they have on him as Rory doesn't like to open up, he was always second to his brother and knows Logan wouldn't understand how he's had an advantage and he believes Laura won't change due to a negative perception. Boy needs group therapy after therapy for himself cause his mental health wellness and strength comes before talking to his team.

[warfear]

ship - jojo & mj

WHERE WAS THEIR FIRST DATE?     probably a concert or something. they pop some molly and make - out to the 80s equivalent to mr. brightside. 

WHAT MY MUSE WOULD DO TO CHEER YOUR’S UP.     trip an old person. lift some obscure music from the record store. tell her about all the gruesome stories she has from her ex - detective boyfriend. free drugs, free hugs. 

WHO WAKES THE OTHER UP WITH KISSES (AND WHERE)?     i will not lie to you, i feel like they both would’ve pulled some shit like that. jojo softly—neck, cheeks—because she’s baby gay and minoo annoyingly—smack on the mouth—because she’s gremlin bi. 

WHO WOULD POUR WATER ON THE OTHER TO WAKE THEM UP?     both. yet again. but they both end up mad and wet and it’s just no good. 

HOW MY MUSE WOULD WAKE YOUR’S UP.     minoo is… VERY TICKLISH so to deflect, i feel as if she’d choose tickling as her go - to. or she’d simply whine jojo back into the realm of the living. 

WHO WOULD START A FOOD FIGHT WHILE BAKING OR COOKING?     mj because she has no respect for people or cleanliness or cooking. 

WHO WOULD SUGGEST PUTTING MARIJUANA IN THE BROWNIES?     * road to el dorado vc * both? both.

WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST AND HOW (OR WHEN) DID THEY SAY IT?     here’s the thing—mj didn’t get to hear it much growing up. i mean, tbt when her mommy said it that one time and her response was, and i quote, “that doesn’t mean anything ‘round here.” … a yikes from me! either way, jojo would simply have to. and don’t ask me about the how’s I’M SENSITIVE AUBREY. 

WHO WOULD GET INTO A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION OVER THE OTHER?     minoo!!!! she cannot fight for shit but she’s a pure firecracker this one and you can bet some hair will be pulled and some heads kicked. 

WHO INSISTS ON PURCHASING A PET TOGETHER (AND WHAT KIND OF PET)?     if jojo doesn’t want a fucking dog then she can go get a pet with somebody else… the fuck… 

WHO IS LOUDER ( IN AND OUT OF BED )?      :flushed: mj. 

WHO TAKES MORE RISKS (IN AND OUT OF BED)?     send me her bdsm results and then we’ll talk. 

WHO WOULD BRING UP THE WORD ‘DADDY’ FIRST?     the way mj has already called a man daddy… and not her daddy… send help… IT WAS A JOKE. so she’ll say it again. this time, also a joke. or is it :blush: 

WHAT IS THEIR SHARED, FAVOURITE KINK?     serial killers?

DESCRIBE THEIR TYPICAL KISS.     drunken, some tongue, ass - grabbing… next question. 

HOW MY MUSE SHOWS THEIR LOVE FOR YOUR’S.     by suggesting they blow shit up. but also by being overbearingly annoying. you’re in luck if minoo won’t leave you alone, alright. that means she likes you <3 she also shoplifts all kinds of junk for her with a little ‘ here u go, loser ’ or ‘ made me think of you xoxo ’

THEIR FAVOURITE WAYS TO GIVE AFFECTION.    mj isn’t good with her WORDS… so just a lot of TOTALLY FRIENDLY hand - holding, cuddling and sitting in her lap <3 cos she’s smaller <3

WHO IS MORE DOMINATE?     jojo. heh. 

WHO SINGS IN THE SHOWER?     mj doesn’t shut up as is… you think she won’t bust out her sexy vocals given the chance? smh.

WHO WASHES THE OTHER’S HAIR IN THE SHOWER?     sounds lesbianic. jojo.

WHO INITIATES SHOWER SEX DESPITE BEING IN A RUSH?     minoo has adhd which means she doesn’t understand nor respect time…

WHO TEASES THE OTHER UNDER THE TABLE AT DINNER WITH THE FAMILY?     listen… mj literally has 0 table manners… 

WHO HAS THE WEIRDER TASTE IN MUSIC?     i feel like mj has some weird punk bands she simps over but i also feel like jojo is the type to bust out charles mansons latest hits, so…

WHO WOULD INITIATE DANCING IN THE RAIN?      * jojo vc * nobody puts mj in a corner.

WHO WOULD BE THE ONE TO SUGGEST MARRIAGE?     yikes neither.

WHAT WOULD THEY NAME THEIR CHILDREN?      jojo says ted and mj says sid and now the baby’s name is sted. 

WHO WOULD THEIR CHILDREN TAKE AFTER MORE?     whoever finds it in the dumpster.

[zettersberg]

Crossing the Line ~ Sidney Crosby

Requested: By @pucksandpoutines Warnings: None Word Count: 1k+ A/N: So this is a fun idea Cass and I storyboarded a couple weeks ago and I thought it was a cute idea. This will be multi-part (not sure how many yet) and I am combining it with another request. Summary: Sidney Crosby takes a trip to the penalty box and gets an earful of chirping.

Part 2 - Playlist

“Number 87 from Pittsburgh. Two minutes for roughing,” the referee’s call to the arena was met with much dismay as the opposing player didn’t get called.

PPG Paints might’ve been upset, but not you. You had been waiting for this moment since that pic of Crosby giving his stick to that Rangers fan went viral. Now, you were gonna get yours.

You had waited weeks until you finally had the money and opportunity to get seats right next to the Penguins penalty box, but that didn’t guarantee that Crosby would be in it at all.

As you watched the captain finish arguing with the ref over the call and skate towards the box, and you, you knew you couldn’t squander this moment, not knowing if it’ll happen again. Thankful to have your best friend there as moral support, you were ready to go at almost halfway through the game.

You stood and watched as he huffed down onto the bench next you, with nothing but a piece of glass as separation. You turned and mock called onto the ice, “Hey, ref! I think you need to put me in the box too!” You could see him eyeing you as you took your seat next to the glass. This was gonna be fun.

Once play started back up, you took in Sid’s steely resolve. He wasn’t happy with the call.

1:58 remaining.

“So, 87,” you began, “I see you like to get rough.” Not knowing if you’d be able to crack him, you were delighted to see the tiniest smirk at the corner of his mouth.

1:46 remaining.

“Really though, this call was bogus,” you say nonchalantly, watching as play continued. “I’ve seen harder hits from a butterfly!” That got you several chuckles from surrounding fans. Sid just took a drink from his water bottle as he watched the teams change lines.

1:34 remaining.

“The only way you’re gonna matter in this game is if you buy a striped sweater and a whistle.”

1:27 remaining.

You watched as the opposing team got a great chance at the net, but cheered with the crowd as Murray made an amazing save.

1:19 remaining.

“Good thing it’s you in here. With a chance like that, they need all the penalty killers they can get out there.” He rolled his eyes and shook his head with a smirk, trying not to laugh. You just might be getting to him.

1:12 remaining.

“C’mon, Cros! Keep your chin up! There’s always beer leagues for guys like you!” The guy in front of you nearly choked on his actual beer, maybe you hit too close to home. This time though, Sidney actually turned to look at you, mostly glaring.

1:03 remaining.

“God damn, Crosby, you really must be the ugliest guy to ever lace up a pair of skates.” You practically drooled as you said it, with him looking at you, and the fact that you were obviously wearing his jersey, the irony of your statement was palpable. People seemed to think that was funny. Your best friend laughed harder than anyone. Sidney did actually chuckle that time, but he just shook his head and turned his attention back to the ice. Damn you’re good.

Play stops.

0:47 remaining.

Shit you don’t have much longer. Even less if the other team manages to score. But the boys had a good kill going. You’d hoped they’d keep it up for you.

Play starts.

After watching the ice for a moment, you turn to see that Sid’s chewing on his mouth guard. Why do hockey players do that?

0:22 remaining.

“Hey, 87! Why don’t you quit chewing on that mouth guard and get over here and chew something better?” That was it. You were in trouble now. He took his water bottle and squirted it at you through the glass.

0:14 remaining.

“Jesus, betchu’ve never got a girl this wet before, eh?”

Your best friend, smacked you in the arm, “Y/N!” Crosby turned red and focused his attention to the ice as best he could. The guy in front of you gave you a high five.

0:07 remaining.

Crosby stood, ready to get out there after a good kill. And to possibly get away from you.

0:04 remaining.

“Hey! Have fun out there! I’ll see ya soon!”

0:00 remaining.

And that was it. The kill was over and Sidney Crosby was bursting out of the box. The next moments seemed to work like magic. The puck came right to him and he was down the ice on a breakaway. Buried.

Sidney never came back to the box that game. But in the last period and a half, he scored again and tallied two assists for a four point night. You can’t help but feel partially responsible for that.

You had never had such good seats, so while you had the chance, you spent most of the game watching Sidney. In the last few minutes of the game, when they were up 5-2, you saw Sidney talking to a trainer on the bench. You thought you saw him point in your direction, but that can’t be right. Maybe you really were gonna get your stick, that you hadn’t crossed a line or anything with your chirping. Or maybe he was telling them to never let you near him again. You were hoping for the former.

Like clockwork, when the final buzzer sounded and the team went onto the ice to celebrate with Murray, a trainer came to your’s and your friend’s row.

“Excuse me, ladies, but I believe one of you kept the Captain company while he was in the penalty box tonight,” they inquired.

“That would be her,” your best friend immediately pointed you out, not taking any of the blame.

“Uh, yeah that was me,” you said while trying to somehow make yourself seem smaller. A light pink color crept onto your cheeks.

“Well then, if you don’t mind, you can follow me,” the trainer said.

And without a word, you and your best friend got up from your seats, and followed the trainer through the arena.

[sidwilsonsbitch]

Sid Au Ships

Firedoll - Fireball/Babydoll

Bomb Trio - Bullet/Ace/Roper

Moving Parts - Dj Starscream/S1d (platonic)

Princess and the Snake - V/Fae

Fluff duo - Bug/Bubbs (platonic)

Danger Zone - Ratboy/0

Darkside - Sidney/Daemon

Bubbles and Blood Sib/Count/Goat

[boloorsportsmania]

#568 CHENNAI (7 letter) Super Kings are in 7th heaven as they have their WHISTLE (7 letter) podu moment FINALLY (7 letter) after 8 years; CSK ARE BACK AND HOW !!!!; Watson played like a dream to setup a massive win for CSK in biggest T20 stage;  Ngidi shines too with the ball; Bale BI-CYCLEs himself to stardom in Championship league final; Abbas-Amir give Pakistan famous win in Lords against England and more..:-)

Liverpool had a golden chance to win football’s most coveted trophy. They played out of their skins to keep score 0-0 at half way time. But post break, Bale’s magic and Karius’s misery settled the deal for Real Madrid. Liverpool had already suffered the devastating blow of losing top scorer Mohamed Salah midway through the first half - with a shoulder injury sustained in a challenge with Real Madrid captain Sergio Ramos. Six minutes after half-time, Karius threw the ball against Karim Benzema, who was not even challenging, and watched in horror as the ball rolled behind him into the net. Liverpool levelled the match 4 minutes later thanks to Mane’s brilliant goal. Speaking of brilliant goal, there is none better than what Bale did in 64th minute. After a 16 pass move, ball was passed to Bale(who was a substitute for some strange reason !!). He did a bi-cyle kick to give Real the lead. It was a stunning goal and one for the ages. Bale extended lead in 83rd minute to seal hatrick Champions league titles for Real Madrid.

Pakistan ended first innings at 363. They had lead of 179 runs. England lost Cook in 2nd over and it was uphill from there onwards. Root and Malan gave England some hope by having a 60 run stand. But once they both fell , it was a collapse waiting to happen. England collapse too often in test cricket now a days. From 91-2, England were reduced to 110-6.  Root was dismissed 68. Another fifty plus score without a century for England star batsman. Amit, Abbas and Shadab had grabbed 2 wickets each. Butler and debutant Bess showed some fight finally and had 125 run stand before end of day 4. Lead was 56 runs. Both scored well made fifties. Butler has been in brilliant form in IPL and he took that to this test. England had a remote chance of playing out 5th day’s first session and then give Pakistan a target of 150 plus and hope they choke. But Abbas and Amir ensured none of that happened. They dismissed England for 242. Pakistan won the match by 9 wickets. Abbas was MOM for his 8 fer. This is best figures by a Pakistan bowler in Lords. Pakistan has best win record in Lords after Australia. England has lost first test of summer played in May for the first time since 1921. If England lose this series, few heads would roll for sure.

In biggest T20 match of 2018, CSK faced SRH in Wankhade. CSk chose to bowl. Dhoni replaced Bhajji with Karn Sharma. He gave his first contribution in 2nd over itself when he ran out Goswami. Williamson and Dhawan then played brilliantly, mixing caution with aggression. They had 51 run stand before Jadeja castled Dhawan in his first over. SRH 64-2. Shakib came and started timing the ball really well. They reached 73-2 by 10th over. They had brilliant next 2 overs when Shakib took Jadeja apart. SRH 100-2 in 12 overs. SRH needed 190 to beat CSK. Karn was introduced and he stumped Williamson first ball. It was irresponsible shot by SRH captain. It was premediated and he paid the price for it. Yusuf came in and took CSK attack apart from the word go. He hit a six over extra cover of Karn which was delightful to see. SRH reached 126-3 in 15 overs. Shakib was dismissed by Bravo. SRH 134-2 in 16 overs. Bravo had a poor final over when Braithwaite took him apart. Bravo was bowling length. SRH 160-5 in 18 overs. They looked set for 190. But Ngidi had over ideas. He just gave 8 runs in penultimate over. Thakur just gave 10 in final. 178 was the SRH score. It looked 15 short. SRH never got 20 run over in slog overs which they badly needed. CSK needed 179 to win their 3rd IPL and first since 2010. Yusuf was brilliant in his 25 ball 45. He and Williamson had given SRH a score to defend. Can Rashid give SRH the one final killer blow? Can they beat Yellow Whistle Podu team finally in 2018? Bhuvi started brilliant by bowling a maiden. In fact of first 2.3 overs CSK just managed 5-0. Watson took 10 balls to open his account. Faf got out trying to up the ante. Sandeep was the bowler. Williamson bowled Bhuvi and Sandeep for 3 overs straight in power play. CSK were 20-1 after 5 overs. Bhuvi had spell of 3-1-9-0. They got momentum in final over of powerplay when Watson hit for a four and a six. CSK 35-1. Williamson should have got Rashid now. But gave Sid a go and he leaked 17 runs. Momentum shifted. Rashid tried hard but couldn’t get a wicket. CSK attacked from the other end. CSK ended 10 overs at 80-1. They scored 60 runs of last 6 overs. Watson who took 10 balls to score his first run reached fifty of 33 balls. Stunning turnaround. Had he shown this calmness 2 years back, RCB would have won IPL then. Raina was just going at 100 strike rate and giving Watson chance to attack. CSk were 104-1 by the end of 12 overs. 75 was needed of just 48 balls. It was CSK’s match to lose. Watson had few mishits but ball fell in no man’s land. It was his day and his night. He can’t do a thing wrong. He hit 3 sixes and 2 fours in next over to ensure CSK will be the sole winner of the match. 131-1 in 13 overs. Watson 86* from 45 balls. He literally hit 86 from 35 balls. CSK won with 10 balls to spare by 8 wickets. CHENNAI (7 letter) Super Kings are in 7th heaven as they have their WHISTLE (7 letter) podu moment FINALLY (7 letter) after 8 years. Watson ended up with 117* of 57 balls ( 11 fours and 8 sixes).  He got his 100 of 51 balls(41 balls rather considering he was 0 at 10 balls). He was part of 2007 IPL winning team for Rajasthan Royals. Finally he has another IPL title to his credit. Rayadu has been part of 4 IPL winning teams (3 times for MI and 1 time for CSK). Rohit has similar record (3 times for MI and 1 time for Deccan chargers).  SRH lost it in last 2 overs of their batting when they just got 18 balls. They had to get closer to 200 to challenge CSK.

[aion-rsa]

Here’s What Scream 5’s Title Could Mean for the Franchise

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Scream 5 has wrapped filming. The announcement came via Twitter from original Scream writer Kevin Williamson, the godfather of the ’90s teen slasher era (he also wrote I Know What You Did Last Summer) and exec producer on the new Scream movie. Along with the production wrap announcement, Williamson also officially revealed what the title of Scream 5 would be.

No, not 5cream, as the internet would have it, but just, simply, Scream.

His wrap message reads:

“That’s a wrap on Scream, which I’m excited to announce is the official title of the next film! Nearly 25 years ago, when I wrote Scream and Wes Craven brought it to life, I could not have imagined the lasting impact it would have on you, the fans. I’m excited for you to return to Woodsboro and get really scared again. I believe Wes would’ve been so proud of the film that Matt and Tyler are making. I’m thrilled to be reunited with Neve, Courteney, David and Marley, and to be working alongside a new filmmaking team and incredible cast of newcomers that have come together to continue Wes’s legacy with the upcoming relaunch of the franchise that I hold so dear to my heart. See you in theatres January 2022. #ScreamMovie @ScreamMovies”

That’s a wrap on Scream, which I’m excited to announce is the official title of the next film! Nearly 25 years ago, when I wrote Scream and Wes Craven brought it to life, I could not have imagined the lasting impact it would have on you, the fans. (1/3) pic.twitter.com/RCuhVUclG4

— Kevin Williamson (@kevwilliamson) November 18, 2020

At first glance – well it’s not exactly a big deal. It happens, the Fast and the Furious 4 was called Fast & Furious, The Thing prequel was just called The Thing, Final Destination 4 was called The Final Destination while Final Destination 5 turned out to actually be Final Destination 0 (in terms of continuity). 

With Scream though there might be something a little bit more meta going on here – namely how the movie will relate to 2018’s Halloween reboot, which was actually a sequel to the original 1978 Halloween, ignoring the rest of the Halloween series. A movie, which was just called Halloween.

Since it’s arrival in 1996 Scream has always been in dialogue with classic slasher movies and Halloween has been a key reference point from the off, along with Friday the 13th and others helping to form the ‘rules’ Randy (Jamie Kennedy) explains to Sidney (Neve Campbell) and the gang. It was both a celebration of, and something of a critique of, classic slasher tropes with our hero Sid complaining:

“What’s the point they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it’s insulting.” 

That, of course, is not the definition of Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) a final girl who has far more in common with Sidney after all – and is the very opposite of a 2D character making bad choices in 2018’s Halloween.

Just like Halloween in 1978, Scream changed the landscape of the slasher movie forever. It spawned a whole era of glossy meta-horrors, it was part of the jolt that shifted the balance in terms of gender roles in genre, helping to convince execs that horror was not the domain of men and it cleared the way for a whole new subgenre to thrive (namely torture porn – which has now dissipated – but it’s all just different flavours…).

So it would make absolute sense for a Scream reboot to once more glance at its mentor franchise for a reference point.

Scream 5 isn’t just another Scream movie. One of the most significant things about this reboot is that it’s the first to be made since the passing of legendary director Wes Craven, himself of course as much a part of horror, and slasher, history as Carpenter and Williamson. Craven shepherded all four of the Scream movies up until now – for the fifth Ready Or Not team Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett take the reins.

This couldn’t have just been another sequel without Craven. It needed to be something new. Talking to GeeksOfColor both directors talked about how incredibly significant Craven’s work is to them.

 “[his] entire body of work is so important to us as filmmakers, and as fans, and especially Scream, like Scream and Nightmare on Elm Street are two of the most like influential movies to us in our lives. And it’s almost impossible to separate that from any of our work, let alone Scream,” said Bettinelli-Olpen. “But then one of the things that’s so important to any Scream is how it speaks about the current state of horror and how it evolves horror, and hopefully, moves it along and and that is just baked into the script.”

The pair, who go by the collective name ‘Radio Silence’ also talked about how Jordan Peele’s work and the aesthetic of Us played a big part in their choices.

“What he’s doing is the closest thing to something that we hope to do, and that we love in terms of tonally where it’s fun, and it’s about something and it’s exciting,” said Bettinelli-Olpen.

Horror has moved on a lot since the first Scream. It’s even moved on a lot since Scream 4 landed in 2011. So it’s absolutely right that a new Scream should move with it.

So what could that mean? We are not suggesting that Scream (2022) will be a direct sequel to Scream (1996) – that’s extremely unlikely since Craven directed the first four (unlike Carpenter who only made the original Halloween and not all the sequels). But it is possible that the film will feel like a back to basics Scream, bringing together the key original cast, while adding modern sensibilities. 

The Scream series has already touched on the effects on Sidney of her past trauma, as was the focus of Halloween for Laurie but it’ll be interesting to see where we find Sid, Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox), Dewey Riley (David Arquette) and Scream 4 Deputy Judy Hicks (Marley Shelton) who also returns.

It’s also worth noting that since 2011 we have seen a surge of highbrow horror – sometimes called ‘elevated horror’ – get a lot of critical attention, Halloween (2018) included, with Peele winning an Oscar for the screenplay of Get Out.  It wouldn’t be surprising if the tone of this Scream is slightly different – that, as the directors say, Scream becomes a film that is ‘about something’ at the same time as being a fun ride. 

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Scream is a franchise that in theory can absolutely move with the times. Let’s hope it takes a leaf out of Halloween 2018’s book and manages to be both faithful and fresh at the same time.

Scream opens in theaters in January 2022

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[androidmaniaco]

Microsoft xCloud, lo hemos probado: el nuevo arma en la guerra del juego por streaming

Microsoft xCloud, lo hemos probado: el nuevo arma en la guerra del juego por streaming

Mientras las miras en el mundo del videojuego están puestas tanto en Xbox One Series X como en PS5, al otro lado nos encontramos justo lo opuesto a las consolas físicas: el juego por streaming. Los principales representantes del mismo son tanto NVIDIA GeForce Now como el recién aterrizado Google Stadia, rivales a los que tendrá que enfrentarse Microsoft con xCloud, su propuesta para jugar a sus propuestas en teléfonos móvil.

La vista preliminar de Microsoft xCloud ya está disponible para Android, por lo que podemos disfrutar de ella siempre que tengamos un mando compatible y hayamos sido seleccionados para la prueba, siendo necesario el previo registro unos meses atrás.

Requisitos previos

Los requisitos previos de Project Xcloud son relativamente asequibles. Tan solo necesitamos un Android con la versión 6.0 de Android o superior, así como Bluetooth a partir de la versión 4.0. No es necesaria en sí la Xbox para jugar, aunque sí es recomendable tener sus mandos para jugar. No obstante, si no los tenemos, siempre podemos optar por algún mando compatible.

A pesar de que Microsoft afirma que el servicio funciona con 10 Mbps de bajada y 4,75 Mbps de subida, a día de hoy es más que recomendable que la conexión sea bastante más alta

En segundo lugar, Microsoft nos comenta que necesitamos una red con al menos 10 Mbps de bajada y 4,75 Mbps de subida. En nuestro caso hemos jugado con una conexión de fibra simétrica de 600 MBps, la red local de nuestro hogar, un Samsung Galaxy S20 y un Google Pixel 3a XL.

Es necesaria para jugar la aplicación Xbox Game Streaming, la cual se puede descargar desde Play Store de forma completamente gratuita. Una vez la hayamos descargado, tenemos que iniciar sesión en nuestra cuenta de Microsoft vinculada a la librería de juegos. En otras palabras, introducir la misma cuenta de tu Xbox en la aplicación.

Conectar el mando de Xbox al móvil

El mando de Xbox es uno de los más adaptados en móvil a todos los niveles, empezando por la conexión. Para conectar el mando al móvil es necesario que tengamos el Bluetooth activo. Ahora pulsaremos sobre el botón de conexión del mando y el logo de Xbox parpadeará durante unos segundos.

El mando se conecta como cualquier otro accesorio Bluetooth. En el caso de Xbox tenemos un botón dedicado para la conexión inalámbrica, justo en la parte superior.

Listo. Una vez hayamos conectado el mando de Xbox al móvil ya podemos jugar a cualquier entrega en la aplicación. Como era de esperar, si no tenemos conectado el mando la aplicación nos mandará un aviso advirtiendo que debemos realizar la conexión.

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El catálogo de Xcloud

El catálogo de Xcloud es espectacular, todo un golpe en la mesa incluso tratándose de una versión preliminar. En él se integran tanto juegos de GamePass como juegos fuera del mismo. En concreto, en esta vista preliminar, contamos con un total de 97 juegos, una cifra impresionante teniendo en cuenta que aún estamos en fase pruebas.

El catálogo inicial es espectacular. Además de ser un listado más que extenso, la calidad de la mayoría de entregas es de primer nivel

Juegos del nivel de Forza Horizon 4, ARK:Survival Evolved, Destiny 2, Devil May Cry, Gears 5 o Just Cause 4 son algunos de los títulos escogidos para la colección de Xcloud, pudiendo transmitirlos al móvil de forma sencilla, como veremos más adelante. Por el momento no podemos transmitir juegos desde la consola, función que queda reservada para más adelante.

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Absolver

Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown

Age of Wonders: Planetfall

ARK: Survival Evolved

Batman: The Enemy Within

Batman: The Telltale Series

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Black Desert

Bleeding Edge

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

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Borderlands 2

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

Children of Morta

Cities: Skylines - Xbox One Edition

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Crackdown 3: Campaign

Darksiders III

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Dead by Daylight: Special Edition

Dead Island Definitive Edition

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Destiny 2

Devil May Cry 5

Dragon Age: Inquisition

DiRT Rally 2.0

F1 2019

Farming Simulator 17

Felix The Reaper

Fishing Sim World: Pro Tour

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Forza Motorsport 7

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Gears of War: Ultimate Edition

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Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

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Kingdom Come: Deliverance

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Los Sims 4

Madden NFL 20

Mark of the Ninja: Remastered

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MotoGP 19

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Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden

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Overcooked

Portal Knights

Puyo Puyo Champions

Rad

ReCore: Definitive Edition

Sea of Thieves

Shadow of the Tomb Raider

Shadow Warrior 2

Sid Meier's Civilization VI

Sniper Elite 4

SoulCalibur VI

Sparklite

State of Decay 2

Subnautica

Superhot

Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition

Tekken 7

Tera

The Bard's Tale IV: Director's Cut

The Surge

The Wolf Among Us

theHunter: Call of the Wild

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Tracks - The Train Set Game

Train Sim World 2020

Unravel 2

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Warhammer: Vermintide

Wasteland 2: Director's Cut

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La aplicación: cómo funciona Xcloud

Project xCloud utiliza Azure, la nube de Microsoft, desde la cual podemos transmitir a nuestro dispositivo juegos tanto desde la colección inicial como, en un futuro, de nuestra propia colección personal. Tras iniciar sesión podemos acceder a la colección y ejecutar los juegos desde la misma.

A nivel de ajustes, aún podemos tocar poco. Podemos habilitar la conexión desde redes móviles, aparecer desconectados aunque estemos jugando y enviar comentarios con feedback.

Pero vamos a jugar. Basta con pulsar sobre cualquier juego para que se abra su ficha. En este nos mostrará una pequeña descripción del juego, así como la información PEGI sobre el mismo. No tenemos más que darle a jugar para empezar a disfrutar. Si no hemos conectado un mando, se nos indicará que debemos hacerlo, facilitando el acceso directo a los ajustes de Bluetooth.

El juego tarda algunos segundos en transmitirse...

...y otro rato en sincronizar por primera vez los datos desde la nube. Las demás conexiones son más rápidas, una vez hecha la inicial.

Por el momento, los juegos tardan sobre unos 20 segundos en transmitirse al dispositivo. Pasado este tiempo, el juego se reproduce de forma normal. En el caso de que ya tengamos progreso guardado en los juegos, se realizará un proceso de sincronización de los mismos. Este tarda bastante, en nuestro caso, sincronizando la partida de Forza Horizon 4, ha tardado cerca cinco minutos para transferir todos los datos, conectados a nuestra red WiFi 5Ghz.

Una vez realizada la sincronización (algo no necesario si no tenemos datos guardados de partidas anteriores), podemos empezar a jugar, y aquí es donde empiezan las alegrías, ya que para ser una vista preliminar, funciona bastante bien en algunos juegos.

La calidad gráfica de Project Xcloud es excelente. Durante nuestras pruebas no hemos encontrado problemas de conexión y, lo más importante, la latencia ha sido fantástica. Donde hemos encontrado algún problema ha sido a nivel de sonido, con cortes bastante notables en entregas como Forza Horizon 4. No obstante, esto no sucede en todos los juegos. Tampoco hemos notado saltos en calidad de imagen ni cortes a nivel de reproducción, todo esto bajo red WiFi.

Todo depende de la calidad de red. Es recomendable estar conectado a una buena red 5GHz. Bajo una red 4G más inestable hemos tenido problemas de bitrate que afectan a la experiencia de juego

Al pasar a 4G la cosa cambia. Aquí hemos tenido problemas de bitrate, lo que se transmite en saltos a nivel de calidad. Esto vuelve a poner sobre la mesa lo importante que resulta la calidad de conexión y las dudas que se plantea utilizar este tipo de servicios fuera de casa, en situaciones donde la calidad de red puede variar bastante.

Huelga decir que, al transmitirse los juegos por streaming, no importa demasiado el móvil que tengas, el hardware de tu teléfono no es el encargado de mover estos gráficos, así que la potencia pasa a un segundo plano.

Dentro de la interfaz de juego podemos ver de forma muy visual la calidad de conexión (se marca a la derecha, con el icono de una antena). Si no la tenemos llena, significa que la conexión no es perfecta. Se trata de un buen indicativo para saber de un simple vistazo la calidad de red. Por otro lado, podemos acceder al clásico menú de Xbox, para saber los amigos que hay en línea, gestionar invitaciones, ver nuestros logros y demás.

Una partida de 10 minutos a Forza Horizon ha gastado algo más de 500 megas, por lo que si queremos utilizar este servicio fuera de redes WiFi, con nuestra conexión de datos, hemos de tener en cuenta el impacto que tendrá a nivel de consumo. Del mismo modo, se ha de tener en cuenta que este tipo de servicios consumen buena parte del ancho de banda.

Un buen primer paso de Microsoft

En definitiva, nos encontramos ante una propuesta bastante competitiva de cara a rivalizar con los actuales servicios en streaming. El principal punto aquí es saber qué pasará con el catálogo, cómo se integrará GamePass en él y cómo funcionará la transmisión desde consola, aún no disponible.

Sea como fuere, la vista preliminar de Xcloud nos ha gustado, permite disfrutar de entregas de primera línea en cualquier tipo de móvil y demuestra que Microsoft será uno de los grandes actores en la guerra del streaming.

- La noticia Microsoft xCloud, lo hemos probado: el nuevo arma en la guerra del juego por streaming fue publicada originalmente en Xataka Móvil por Ricardo Aguilar .

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