#killjoys au

[cwstau]

Through the static he’d hear electric war, clawing down his spine and nerves, injecting him with words of freedom and defiance. Words of the Enemy, Words of the Dead. Words of the Marked.

Words of those who hated him, and yet loved him all the same. They hated Harrington, they hated the Exterminator, but those airwaves blanketing the City reached him anyways, an ephemeral hand of forgiveness. The gentle air of a door opening to escape. Asking him to go.

And every night, towards the rising dawn, he’d hear the same refrain from the one who called himself Viz.

“The next one goes out to all the Exterminators, to the Draculoids, to every last beautiful C/R/O/W boy. I love you, I miss you, come and get it.”

It was meant as a taunt.

But in Harrington’s broken brain, the one reaching out for the future, for the hope, for the wide road that was bright and shining and full of color–

–maybe he saw it as a promise, too.

From Conventional Weapons

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I was so lucky to commission @foolscapper to do basically what I consider the cover art for Conventional Weapons, my love letter to both DD and ST. Still ongoing but going strong.

Thank you so much for the amazing art and capturing exactly the vibe that this story needs

-L

[gimakesart]

It took me way too long but finally some sandkobra!! I love them so much I also wrote a fic about them. It's called first thing to go, Kobra's autistic, Sandman loves his weird boyfriend so much, and even though it starts with angst it has a happy ending

[xo8ball]

i have the impulse to say that in my au only Fun Ghoul knows how to read. and hes a grumpy smart little gargoyle. to me

[vvictuss]

goddd i just need to post stuff lmao, i get hung up on tags for some reason. Emilie Stop Thinking So Hard challenge (impossible)

anyways here’s an art/sketch dump and they're all totally sfw

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey Uhh Quick Question:

If I said i came up with like some concepts for Disney Princesses as Killjoys, like Killjoy group in the MCR album setting of the world they turned into a comic book.

W. Would anyone be interested in that, maybe?

[crimsonscloud]

since i got brainworms on this again i'm gonna make a post about my "jelco was also affected when everyone got false memories in season five" au, which needs a name because knowing me i'll probably talk about it more.

details under the cut because i have no idea how long this is gonna get.

the lady wiped out all the settlements in the salt plains, including borna's, to make room for her fleet (what zeph and pree see when they go there in canon). jelco escaped and tried to reach the killjoys for help, but got hit with the chemical rain.

he resisted it the first couple of times like dutch was implied to. (insert implications the two of them met before and tried to work together... ) one thing you can't take away is how goddamn perceptive that man is so he knows something is up.

after he kept fighting the false memories, the lady stuck him in a mental hospital so she could use the staff there to make him think his real memories were delusions. he escaped and is hiding in old town when the season opens.

probably killed at least one person during said escape, because what's a jelco without a little murder?

this probably leads to an exchange between him and dutch like "are you crazy?" "i did escape from an asylum :)"

he touches his face scar when he's nervous, which for this jelco is often. look at him, he's got anxiety.

he remembers how to use a gun, but not why he knows that. there are a couple other instances of that, of him knowing how to do or identify certain things but not knowing why. everyone else is unnerved when it happens but he's chill about it, especially when dutch explains that those are traces of his real memories.

amnesia!jelco🤝amnesia!zeph: having a crush on dutch

this jelco is even more of a disaster bisexual than he is normally. flirts with dutch constantly and also with d'avin the second they see each other. yes, this continues even while d'avin is trying to arrest him for the aforementioned escape.

dutch feeling conflicted about restoring his memories because he's so... different than the jelco she knew, but she has to admit to herself and him that that's the jelco she needs right now.

before she gives him his memories back jelco asks if the real him was a good person. dutch admits no, he wasn't, and she almost killed him. he accepts this and thanks her for not lying to him. (contrast this with the "tell me i was a good person when it counted. lie to me." moment with d'avin and sabine from the second season.)

[xxfrank1exx]

I drew Party poison

Yippee!!

[spiderways-a-vampire]

Redraw of an old au

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

(Can’t find the original post)

OK I don’t know enough on the comics and the universe to say what I’m about to say but I want to, so, whatever.

From what I understand, battery city is the only city that still exists. You only have the City and the desert with the killjoys. some citizens may have had doubts about what BLI was doing, without that making them killjoys. and when you have a dictatorship you need enemies. you need to create a hatred for another group of people so your subjects will be too busy hating them to think about what is wrong with your regime. every major dictatorship in the world always have had a narrative of “we are against this type of people and we must exterminate them before they do us”. basic propaganda.

What I’m thinking is some people were starting to ask too many questions and BLI weren’t able to lock them all up so they had to create a distraction, a long con. Hired some people no one would miss to bomb a strategic place in the heart of city, the citizens got upset, bli gave them a scapegoat. those people were exiled into the desert and BLI kept a close eye on them watching the opposition grow. they killed off the leaders, the elders who knew the truth, that they had been hired, so that the resentment in the newly formed killjoys would go against the city. BLI creating their own enemies so that the people of battery city wouldn’t care about what the company did, as long as they kept them safe from the killjoys.

[bloodstainsonthefloor]

anyone have any ideas for idkhow killjoy au names 👀

like i have a list for dallon and then a couple for ryan

[dont-leafmealone]

ATLA characters as Killjoys <3 Feat. Toph's neon crocs being mike-wazowski'd by my camera :(

[cwstau]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley/Chrissy Cunningham, Eddie Munson/Cherri Cola (past) Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Chrissy Cunningham, Billy Hargrove, Dr. Death Defying (Danger Days), Agent Cherri Cola (Danger Days), Dustin Henderson, Val Velocity (Fabulous Killjoys), Maxine "Max" Mayfield Additional Tags: Steve Harrington Needs a Hug, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington Are Best Friends, no matter where we are steve and robin are best friends, Gay Eddie Munson, Gay Steve Harrington, Lesbian Chrissy Cunningham, Alternate Universe - Stranger Things Fusion, I blame all this on Destroya, The Fabulous Killjoys (Danger Days) Are Not MCR, Zones Slang (Fabulous Killjoys), Alternate Universe - Fabulous Killjoys Fusion, Zones Culture and Customs (Fabulous Killjoys), Zones Religion and Lore (Fabulous Killjoys), Steve harrington learns how to be a real boy, Eddie Munson Has Issues, Steve Harrington Has Issues, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Apocalypse, Steve Harrington Needs Therapy, Eddie Munson Needs Therapy, Robin Buckley is a Little Shit, Everyone Has Issues, Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eventual Happy Ending Summary:

Harrington grew up in Battery City. Civilian name, Steve Harrington, he was deemed at an early age to have an ideal body type, intelligence and nature to join the S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W program.

Strong but Agile. Intelligent but lacking curiosity. Willing to do as told. Docile. Eager to please. Latent inclination for Violence if properly Trained.

BL/I had determined that early candidacy for the program led to better outcomes, and less failure. The Tube required a great deal of energy, and resorting to Draculoidization after so much effort was put into a Product…

It was unacceptable.

Harrington was stripped of his first name at 13, and became a Scarecrow at 16, gaining the Mark on his back to deem him worthy.

At 18 he gained the X that signified his elevation to Exterminator.

[gimakesart]

It took me way too long but finally some sandkobra!! I love them so much I also wrote a fic about them. It's called first thing to go, Kobra's autistic, Sandman loves his weird boyfriend so much, and even though it starts with angst it has a happy ending

[gerards-little-killj0y]

[ REDACTED ] IN BATTERY CITY_

CYBERPUNK KILLJOYS SERIES PART I

art by me :]

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Band AU: Hazbin Hotel

Because there's always a band AU.

-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-

Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.

Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?

Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!

Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)

Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!

Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.

Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!

Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.

Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....

Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.

-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-

Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!

Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!

Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-

Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?

Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels

Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)

Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!

Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!

Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.

Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!

Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.

Vaggie:

Angel: Soooooo~ Whatcha wanna doooooo~?

Vaggie: We're going to Tune Town, getting a copy of that album-

Angel: Ooooooooh-hohohoooooh~ I can visit dat nice glory hole they got there.

Vaggie: -THEN!!! We are going back to the apartment and making a response single.

Angel: Do you know what you even want to put in it?

Vaggie: (slipping on her jacket) I'll figure it out after listening to the album!

[blood-injections]

Cunty adam stanheight killjoy save me..