#parker selfridge

[winterfieldfrontiers]

After I watched AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER

AVATAR: THE WAY OF SHIPS

8/10 not gay enough, just kidding, it’s a great movie along with TOP GUN: MAVERICK, YOU SHOULD GO TO WATCH IT IN HOLIDAY!!!

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a little jake-centric oopsie

part one part two part three part four part five

[timetravellingshinigami]

What Spiders actor Jack Champion said about Avatar 3

And Stephen Lang

From a Korean interview Cameron did. Cameron is speaking about all the future movies here.

So The Sully family is going to live and so are Quaritch and Spider. They'll be there to the end.

Jake and Quaritch relationship is getting complicated (is my crack ship sailing lmao)

And apparantly Avatar way of water was just a tease. Man really said it's a tease. A little appetizer. I'm actually sacred.

This is giving me a stomach ache 😭😭😭😭

Oh and the next story is going to be narrated by Lo'ak. And future movies will have different character narrations.

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I've seen a lot of "IF PAZ LIVED AU" and she always joins the Na'vi but here are my opinions for it (headcannons sort of)

Paz stayed behind because Quaritch lied about when they were leaving so she was with spider when they left (She was cussing him like a dog in Spanish,when he got back it was gonna be 10 times worse)

But he didn't come back instead standing with Parker and the science pukes with her son in her hip inside hells gate,here come's Jake Sully and his little native wife as well as others

She didn't know what was going on but she looked for Quaritch for 10 minutes before Parker walked over to her

"I-.... I'm sorry Paz" and handed her the Colonel's dog tags

Paz stared at the tags for a second or two before she tilted her head back and looked back at the tags her hand over her mouth crying, something she never did in front of anyone but Miles

Jake had watched with a curious look because he didn't know what her connection was to Quaritch

Paz laid with little spider cuddling to her chest holding on to her dog tags that night

Mo'at met Paz visiting Hells Gate with Jake one day and was horrified to learn that Jake intended to put spider in cryo when it could kill him to send him back to earth

She fought Jake, Neytiri,Arwkey,and others to let Paz stay because she had her daughter taken from her,she would NOT willingly put another mother through having to leave or lose her child,after Jake suggested sending Paz back only to send spider back when he was older

In the end Arwkey's mate,Inkeyni and her mate,and most elder's sided with Mo'at,Jake Sully could not force Paz Socorro and her son to leave Pandora

Paz later got a visit from Jake after he had discovered she was Quaritch's lover and Baby Mama

Paz after hearing one worthless, absolutely Pathetic, severely insincere apology from Jake told him to get the fuck out before she shot him

When Jake turned to leave she said this

"You wanna know my babies name Sully? It's Miles Sully. I named him after his daddy"

Jake was pissed and sure Paz had just named him that to get under his skin... It worked better than he wished

But after the war and Jake figures out Neytiri is pregnant.. he usually was found most nights at late hours getting drunk with Paz,the only other person who would understand his thoughts, even though they hated each other

Paz made sure her son knew everything his daddy did but wasn't one sided with it like the Na'vi who said he was a monster while Paz accurately said he did bad things for the right reason and spider agreed with Paz

Spider met Kiri and since he couldn't say it right called her "Kitty" for the first five years of knowing her

Paz loved Kiri because she was a sweetheart little girl who didn't shun her son for being a demon

Paz also will refer to Kiri as Miha or Mi Nina my daughter and my girl

Paz first met Lo'ak while he was trying to show Jake a picture of an Ikran he drew but Jake had gotten very annoyed with it and hissed at Lo'ak to leave him alone for 5 seconds while he did something

Paz had gotten very pissed at Jake but walked over and asked Lo'ak if he would show her his picture which he did and Paz asked if she could keep it because it was so pretty. Lo'ak happily said yes and was all smiles the rest of the day

But the harder Jake and Neytiri got on Lo'ak as he got older the more he drifted to Paz as an affectionate parental figure.

Accidentally called her Mama in English once after getting in trouble for fighting by Jake and Jake Jerking a knot in his tail (Not literally but you get the drift)

Paz was very upset as to why he freaked out so badly about an accident but told him if he wanted to call her Mama he could

He did so often and Kiri seeing the very clear favoritism her parents showed her and Neteyam and Tuk she drifted away some as well.

Kiri calls Paz Sanu(Mom/Mama) and calls Jake and Neytiri Sempul(Father) and Sanok(Mother)

Lo'ak calls them the same thing

Paz has a scrap book with pictures of her and spider,her and Lo'ak and her and Kiri. The kids made a full page for her birthday they planned themselves

Lo'ak wrote under a picture of him being hugged by her after getting his Ikran " Happy Birthday Mama❤️"

Kiri wrote under a picture of her hugging Paz's shoulders and leaning over her shoulder on the side "I love you Sanu" and "Happy Birthday Sanu" below it

And spider wrote under a picture of her hugging his shoulders from behind with her head on top of his "I love you Mami"

Paz also calls Lo'ak Miho and Mi nino like she does spider

Lo'ak and spider came back from the village one day after getting hit and not fighting back. Paz said this

" I don't give one flying fuck if Sully gets mad someone lays a hand on you or Kiri and Tuk you put them flat on their ass and make damn sure to hurt'em"

Argued and won against Jake afterwards

Mo'at and Paz became very close due to understanding each other very well

Paz and Kiri have weekly girl sleepovers and girl talks mostly about boys and men that are hot (Paz The men of the clan/Unmated) Kiri usually spider is her number 1(Paz knew about the crushes before they started) would talk about boys who had already passed the rites of passage (Ikeniyi's clan). She thought they were more attractive and mature than her clan.

Paz was the first person Kiri told when a boy from Ikeniyi's clan started courting her(Right after she got her Ikran) Paz threatened him within an inch of his life

Okay I think I've been at this for way to long now so any readers I apologize for making you read so much but vote please

Also feel free to suggest or request a one-shot from me

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Decanting recoms

[feliiixan]

Quaritch thinks it's a shitty plan Parker

İ loved the idea of them having some safe place, where they could just cuddle and talk together

[1strecomdejablue]

James Cameron’s Avatar

Quaritch: “Shut your pie hole!”

Grace: “Or what? Ranger Rick, ya-going to shoot me?”

Quaritch: “I can do that!”

Grace: “You need to muzzle your dog!”

Parker: “Yeah, can we just take this down a couple of notches, please?”

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For AKA_Green and their amazing fic Worship the Ashes

I'm trying to actually draw some of the scenes from the story but I couldn't resist making this meme

[callisteios]

would you like to find out what your fate would be in the avatar (2009) universe? take my quiz and see ;)

[navibluebees]

So these are the fact files they posted on the “War on Pandora: Avatar & IHL” video. They kinda played it out like you’re traveling to Pandora and then you arrive and they give the briefing of the crimes and IHL. Also fun fact, the recoms meet all the criteria for mercenaries according to the Geneva Convention. 😬 & I’m so sorry but I laughed so hard at the end because someone essentially asked what the motivation for Quaritch was to be a mercenary and then asked if they could just try to not be? So now all I’m picturing is Spider asking Quaritch, “Have you tried not being the bad guy?” 😂

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Parker Selfridge returns to Pandora with an Avatar body (he’s still a small evil bean) 👤

It’s not something I actually expect or want to see in the third movie. I love his character as a human I think it works perfectly and giving him an Avatar body would be unnecessary in regards to that (he doesn’t need it to be an effective villain. I like that he’s short but feisty lol), but I thought It’d be fun to imagine what he’d look like. And yes, I used Papyrus lmao

Seems I accidentally turned off the timelapse recording somewhere along the way so the end is missing :(

[winterfieldfrontiers]

Blue alien and his baby girl

Yeah...They fucked.

[elf-punk]

✨Masterlist✨

Hello dearies, and welcome to my corner of purgatorial lechery. I currently write for Dune, Dr. Who, Supernatural, and Avatar (James Cameron's version - I know). But the list can and will grow in the future, depending on what my brain decides to calmly, and normally, hyperfixate on.

My work is scattered across Tumblr and AO3, and I'm currently in the process of getting it all together. This masterlist is my first attempt at doing so!

Find me on AO3!

Avatar

Bless the Plague - 3k

A character-based piece for my favourite wet cat of a villain, Parker Selfridge. Retells the story of the destruction of Hometree from his perspective with a cameo appearance from a mysterious figure.

AO3 Link

Doctor Who

A Moment of Sympathy - 2-3k per chapter Simm!Master x Reader

A fluffy series which begins during the Master's hot girl skeleton phase a la End of Time. Includes hypnotism, snark, and the Master being an all-round eldritch horror.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Dune

Feyd-Rautha Character Headcanons - 1k

Supernatural

Michaelmas - 5k Adam!Michael

It's Michaelmas, but Michael isn't feeling all fond of himself. You make it your mission to change that.

Post S15 AU in which Michael gets un-disintegrated, shacks up with the reader in a cute cottage and goes on Reddit. Light warnings for angsty, self-hating Michael but it'll soon give way to fluff. Implied smut/suggestive themes, nothing explicit.

AO3 Link

[niku30]

PARKER SELFRIDGE | HEADCANONS

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• Uses others to make himself look more intimidating than he actually is - because of his smaller frame. Pretty much always surrounded by SecOps soldiers to have a sense of control. His very intense and passive-aggressive attitude definitely makes up for his physique.

• Hates seeing blood. Very prone to feeling dizzy at the sight of anything graphic.

• Very cleanly and probably obsessed with disinfectants to some extent. Doesn’t really like meddling with the marines or the jungle because both are absolutely NOT clean in his opinion.

• Almost always cold. Very cold hands.

• Can’t sit still, his brain is always active and he needs to move or keep himself busy in order to stay calm.

• Actually misses life on Earth to an extent - perhaps the golf courses / tournaments in particular - and the thought of being on a foreign planet intimidates him because he feels like he is on his own, and vulnerable at that. His deep emotional connection to the life he knew on earth is represented by the many trophies and trinkets displayed in his office at hell’s gate.

• Won’t easily admit his insecurities and weaknesses towards others because he feels like he has to keep up the image of being a respectable authority figure, which is hard enough given how different he is from all the SecOps soldiers surrounding him.

• Will talk for hours about corporate topics such as money and statistics and interrupt you constantly. Very engaged and emotionally charged when it comes to important conversations. However he is not really used to talking about topics that do not involve work and direct confrontations about more private topics might startle him a bit.

• Hates being touched whenever tense/stressed. Physical actions without permission leads to sensory overloads for him in most cases.

• Incredibly scared of death/dying, and being on a hostile planet doesn’t help lessen said fears.

• Mostly eats his meals on his own because the sheer idea of sharing canteens with both soldiers as well as scientists who all talk over each other is a nightmare for him.

• Very passionate cook, incredibly interested in good cuisine.

• Likes when others bring up his career journey and corporate status. It boosts his ego a lot and he enjoys bringing up his hierarchical position a lot in conversations in a desperate attempt to maintain respect and dominance.

• Deep down he may experience remorse for the actions he decided to support thanks to the pressure Quaritch applied on him before the battle of home-tree but he’ll probably never take the opportunity to express that remorse openly. He will most likely always put the RDA’s interests over his internal conflicts because he feels like he has more control over the administration than over his own mind.

• Quaritch knows exactly what makes him tick - and he uses that knowledge to manipulate a conflicted and stressed out Parker into making the “right decisions”.

• Very known and popular in his work environment but rather lonely and reserved when it comes to his private life. Doesn’t have many real friends. He has a heavily corporate mindset, which he applies to any situation or conversation, which makes him a very difficult personality to remain patient with.

• Easily becomes very teary-eyed and startled whenever he is put into a situation that makes him feel vulnerable, which is a big contrast to his otherwise direct and aggressive nature. This applies to both positive and negative emotions.

[oel-ngati-kameie]

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Lines, and the process :

Yay, my very first Quarpark, quarfridge, selfritch, whatever you wanna call it!