Referring to this post where Alastor misinterprets pansexuality for being attracted only to pans
Alastor trying to help or cause problems so he tells Angel that he isn’t Husk’s type and never will be without further elaboration, causing Angel to think Husk is either:
-Not into men
-Not into anyone
-Not into people or men that present more femininely
-Not into Italians
-Not into spiders
-Not into pink
-Not into people of his “industry”
-Not into coked up dick sucking hos
-Not into people who are “broken”
-Not into people who are fake or previously pushed his boundaries
-Not into the person underneath the fake
And then having to try and work out which one it is.
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls
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Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.
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