#kinda like me

[shiveagit]

Late halloween thing. Twas for a costume contest.

[starryeyedsuccubus]

did you guys know platypus are really fucking weird and by weird i mean really cool here are some fun facts

theyre venomous

they have no teeth

and with the no teeth, they put rocks in their mouth to chew their food

they lay eggs and are mammals

their milk, which is also antibacterial, comes from their armpits

they basically go deaf and blind underwater; skin flaps cover their eyes and their nose seals up

their bills have electroreceptors and mechanoreceptors that allow them to detect electrical fields and movement

they also use their specialized spike covered tongues to direct food to and from their cheek pouches

[alexisnotabrocoli]

Hi hi, I'm still on my ole bullshit, have a little Dylan and some old doodles of Duck from TAZ amnesty cause I <33 TAZ

[saltygilmores]

How to Make It In Hollywood

Before media training kicked in, he tended to hesitate, ramble a lot, and say things that didn't make a ton of sense.

These Gilmore era interviews with Milo are sadly few and far between on YouTube.

[valoflunar]

Marlene is the type to think abt good comebacks after an argument/roast battle but during the argument/roast battle she says really shitty comebacks

Marlene : I should’ve said that

Mary:You should’ve

Marlene: What did I say again?

Lily : you said “shut up I don’t care,your wrong”

Marlene: that was a really shitty comeback

Lily : they thought they won until you came back and kicked them

[ruporas]

don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother

[dirt-mccracken]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.

[petitelappin]

Wyll Ravengard sleeping logistics

Bonus, his favorite:

[barblaz-arts]

Hell's most vanilla couple

[threefuckencrowsinatrenchcoat]

Myself included tbh

[sunlit-mess]

silly lil guy

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[doggirlhen]

they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee

[plumadot]

boat boys on hermitcraft. losing my mind

[laurentlemonke]

My dog is eating a chair. Straight up munching on that shit. Gobbling it up. Nomnomnom.

[blondie-drawings]

working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲