#kinda satire

[existennialmemes]

Remember, it's culturally insensitive to ask someone "how they're doing." Stick to Dystopia-Friendly Pleasantries instead like:

"I sure hope aliens invade the earth."

"I see you're awake, my condolences!"

"Are you sufficiently caffeinated?"

"The bags under your eyes look great!"

"Would you like to look at pictures of cats?"

[15 uninterrupted seconds of shrieking]

[duothelingo]

Sigh

I sometimes daydream that the Duolingo bird calls me and he tells me all of the good things in life

And then kisses me? I don't know why or how, but it happens. It ALWAYS happens.

[mayor-lewis-mail-box]

ₚₛₛₛₜₜₜ ₘₐᵧₒᵣ- ᵐᵃʸᵒʳ ˡᵉʷⁱˢ, you can do so much better than marnie, take my hand in marriage and run away with me

oh hold on let me grab my reading glasses thats a very small font-

oh....thats sweet of you nonnie, but I can't just abandon the people of my town. I love this place to much to leave it behind, even if the townsfolk don't like me that much

still isn't the first time someone has asked me that.....i miss them sometimes

[junglejacks]

also i did in fact go to training and i did in fact do amazingly. i will never be humble and i will be the best and within the next five years i will fuck all of ur faves !

[myfavfoodispussyandhumanfleshx3]

me when I forgor water exists and I go a full 15+ hours without a single drop of water and all of a sudden I remember water exists and I'm suddenly filled with the primal need for water and I feel nauseous at the thought of not drinking water and all I'm thinking about is water and I stumble into the bathroom to fill up my water bottle and I squeeze it so all the water goes straight down my throat and the entire bottle is gone in seconds and I immediately feel the urge to share my experience with w a t e r

[kukkirankindon]

If you hate oc x canon please go grill yourself.

[clear-chaos-collection]

Somewhat Satire 

[eggirrum]

I recently got into ultrakill, and I made something on roblox to show my love for the game!

This took me 3 days of actual drawing and 5 or more days of procrastination. Procrastination days were between day 2 and day 3.

I might redraw this on ibis or infinite painter, just to make it look a little better. Give it more....pizazz...? Idk don't care IM REALLY PROUD OF THIS

[pirateprincessjess]

If you trans is real woman then have underwear? FAHHIT!!!!!!

Man door hand hook car door

[its-everything-oclock]

Charles is pregnant guys ✨️🤰

[charetchi]

stupid man.

[kathegoose]

ok i think the peakaissance painting is done

WHEOWWW....WHEE..,,..HOOOGH..,

this is so funny to me i love it

started 4.4, finished 9.4, making the process like 6 days or something - twice as much as my previous satire fnaf painting👍

...and it's based off of this random goofy image i suddenly remembered the day i started the painting:

i don't know what it is in this pic but i can't stop sending it everywhere.

you might notice the background colour isn't exactly the same, but i painted it 3 times already and i won't go thru the trouble of matching the shade again anymore🫄🫄

closeups for the closeup freaks!!!!

i used the same orange glowy paint for the eyes as the comically small mimic, so this painting also has a cool little gimmick (it glows!! it glows!!)

i licked this painting several times cuz it would be funny.

[blingblingboi16]

going thru sum rn

[gravyhoney]

Guys. Please forgive me. I’ve got the sicknasty brainworms. I rendered it.

This is all SATIRE but I genuinely can’t stop drawing Cinder/gravyhoney.

Biggest apologies to tumblr user nyaskitten for uh

Stealing ur man.

Ok I will leave now byyyeeeee

[sp3ctrum-int3rn3t]

disventure camp you're not safe

[vey-does-stuff]

The most exquisite duality I've ever seen. Roger Clark is Arthur ; Arthur is Roger Clark. One soul, but he's lived twice already.

(download this wallpaper in HD)

roger's signature in the middle <3