"please just order, I don't need to hear the backstory of your cactus allergy"
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“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”
Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.
Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.
Into a different fucking dimension.
Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.
He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.
“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”
This was gonna be a long trip.
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who should i add to the giant group pic?
the silly little cats have gotten out of hand, i love them so much
(for the rest just search the catla tag on my blog)
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ahaha no ur so sexy don’t capture the avatar ahaha
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Iroh: *Offers Zuko a bit of tea*
Zuko: *Reluctantly accepts and just as he takes a sip of tea all the memories from the original timeline come back in a hammering instant. Then he processes to pour his heart and all emotions out, apologizing for every single time he ignored Iroh's advice and lessons, promising to do better from now on, and that's time he chooses his own destiny by helping the Avatar bring balance to the world.*
Iron: *Looks down at his own cup of tea* ...Huh, Is the tea that good?
He spends the next thirty minutes gushing about his very best friends Katara and Sokka
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“It’s gross if Katara marries Zuko since he’s her colonizer” she overthrew the last Fire Lord to put Zuko on the throne. If anything the Fire Nation would be worried that he’s Katara’s puppet
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King Kuei and Firelord Zuko friendship ❤️ 💚
They like to go see plays together, but they talk through most of it. The personal guards have gotten used to it and find it amusing.
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do you guys think iroh tutored zuko to take up the throne by relating it to the mission. prince zuko you need to do your pre-algebra. if we improve your skills in finding x you'll find the avatar in no time. this is why zuko didn't immediately blow up the country first day
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he thought redeeming himself took one day only!!!! he mad
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16 year old King Baldwin IV about Saladin probably. You can't convince me that this teenager didn't atleast have some mood swings and sass around that time.
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Believes they’re hard to love: Zuko, Katara, Korra, Mako, Lin, Mai
Loves them like it’s breathing: Sokka, Aang, Asami, Wu, Kaya, Ty Lee
Is this unhinged? Yes. Do I care? No.
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Social media fics are fun, but future historical accounts and opinions about our characters (especially if our main characters are kings or important societal figures) about how influential and much-loved said characters become?? That shit makes me go feral every time
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