#kk does dnd

[cadaverousconsumer]

helloooo here are my beta kid headcanons! @icarusshomestuckfan do u remember that one convoersation we had about how i had no headcanons? well i do now!!!!

also im only doing the beta kids rn cause i dont wanna spoil anything for @giggleshitter0

ok chat starting with my main dude

Dave Strider hc!! dave is definitely, at the start at least, very thin but relatively lanky bc of general malnourishment from bro. however i like 2 think that he would become healthier throughout the comic and eventually become a healthy weight for his height. dave i think, if he went 2 school i think people would like him and think he was cool and wanna hang out buttt i think that he wowuld only have a couple good friends like the other beta kids buttt like his irl friends. i think dave definetly learned many domestic chores at a very young age. however i think bro would care about how dave looks, like his style and whatnot, but it would be strictly mandated by bro, with lil room for dave to express himself differently from bro. i think that dave is biracial bc i think roxy is black n dirk is pale asf in a white way.

kk now for our unoffical main character the nicest sigmaest guy john!

John Egbert hc: just clariying i think june egbert iis totally cool and probably canon buttt i personally never rly thought about it b4 getting into the fandom so i have no headcanons for her so here r my headcanons for john. john definitely is on the chubbier smaller side imo. his dad does bake a lot! i think john had a pretty good upbringing and was pretty happy with his bad movies and prank obssession. at school he probably had a couple nerdy friends and tehy were all very close! i dont think he would play dnd buttt if he did i bet thats where he would meet his friends, stranger things style. john is a classic nerd and people like him bc hes so nice and very considerate. john likes basketball n has fun playing it but isnt very good. i think john is half brazilian bc i think jake is brazilian but alpha kids are for another day haha. john has definetly broken his glasses a few times tripping over things. i think hes a bit clumbsy lol.

now onto our goth queennnn rose

Rose Lalonde hc: rose definitely had a rough childhood 2 but i think her mom took more care of her then bro did even if it was only 2 play the role of motherhood for her passive aggressive tendencies. she definitely stopped doing anything (other than vacuuming lol) once rose was old enough to do it herself. i think roses hair is bleached and straightened to oblivion and when she gets older shes defintely gonna wish she hadnt done it so much when she was younger. i think at school many people would have wanted to be her friend but she prefered more solitude, for wizard fanfics and eldritch god study. i think rose is shorter and curvier, (i def like the idea of her being shorter than kan) and a bit darker than dave. she started her intensive makeup routine in the hopes of attracting her mothers attention negatively, but with no luck. however she kept up with it because she found she liked the repetitivness of putting it on each morning, as well as the fact that it fit her overall aesthetic.

now for everyones fav doggie girl, jade!

Jade Harley hc: i love jade i think she is sooo cute. jade had an interesting childhood, being raised by a god level dog. i dont think it was necessarily bad just... very different from the other kids. i imagine she was left unattended a lot, but bec would always be aware of when to teleport in 2 save her. her hair is very long and has never really been cut officially due 2 living in the woods. jade is completely homeschooled and has nevre left the island. i think jade is rather petite and pretty thin overall... i imagine dogs probably arent the best at nutrition for humans haha. even tho jade doesnt know any kids her age in person i think she probably had many online friends and spent a lot of time online, playing games, watching videos, and just messing around. i think she learned bass from a youtube video. jade is also half brazilian cause jake

well those r my shitty headcanons

[grapejuicegay]

dnd update: i died because a party member decided he needs petty revenge against a seriously strong NPC running the establishment we were in (and has control over the guards) and now my party is trying to figure out how to set a fire and get out of there instead of trying to revive me + the one other person who died

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Hello PDF Anon! I'd love both/any. yggiadherasille @ gmail is my current email. It's originally for a Norse inspired dnd thing but I caved and began a new heathen blog as a side. Much appreciated in advanced. You made my Samhain Night even more amazing. And you too, AFV, for responding so quickly. :3 - Anon KK

Please, call me Gef, everyone else does. And it's no problem!

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isn’t life great?

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void-Yesterday at 11:25 PM

wtf do you even have to say to me

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:26 PM

I just, if youre this upset with riley for doing then we need to talk about this so you understand

void-Yesterday at 11:27 PM

im ALLOWED to be hurt that he thinks i can NEVER be trusted AGAIN for no apparent reasonif you cant recognize that then WOW

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:27 PM

He doesn't think thatHe blocked people he's know for years

void-Yesterday at 11:27 PM

then WHY the MCFUCK did he block me and why are you saying i should just shut up about it and get over iti cared about him damnit i say him as my own fucking childyoure not who i thought you were lmfao

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:28 PM

He's just really scared right now, youre allowed to be upset but try to underastand

void-Yesterday at 11:28 PM

im done tbh?i blocked him back.its what he wants anyway

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:29 PM

if you feel that's what you want. he's just scared and hiding from everything

void-Yesterday at 11:29 PM

and yet hes still in dandys friendchat.

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:30 PM

He left active chats right off the bat and then got scred people would hate him and stoped

void-Yesterday at 11:30 PM

whatever then.too bad star came home im this close to self harmingim  going to talk to her and hope shecan calm me down from a meltdown

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:31 PM

I just, he's literally dying rn, please try to understandAnd please stay safe

void-Yesterday at 11:31 PM

you also need to understand that others are having similar reactions due to his actions just now

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:33 PM

youre having a heart problem? you were so upset you had a heart attack last night? I'm sorry but I dont think this is comperable

void-Yesterday at 11:33 PM

i meant the goddamn breakdown thing

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:34 PM

I'm sorry i misunderstoodHe jsut doesnt want anyone to see him die

void-Yesterday at 11:39 PM

i f he wants to push everybody away and ruin every good friendship he had and also ruin the dnd kin thing, fine. im not going to open my arms to him anymore.i dont hate him.but the wanting nothing to do eith each other thing is mutual now.

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:40 PM

i hope you understand that i stand with him on this. he just doesnt want to hurt people if he actually dies

void-Yesterday at 11:41 PM

if he actually diesso if he doesnt, what. hes gonna be like "heyyy.. fingerguns sorry that i ruined all my friendships, amde people hate me, and made people panic" i dont play ehadgames like that and i refuse to do that with him.plus, idk. iunno. maybe it should be our choice if we want to stick with him even if hes on his death bed?by doing this its hurting more than watching hiom die

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:43 PM

He's in the hospital and they said things arent looking good. he's terrifiyed and I think you should remember hes only 16. he's just scared as any dying kid would be

void-Yesterday at 11:44 PM

.. so wait. let me get this straight . he decided to. block. every single one of his online friends, out of fear of hurting them. but he didnt try to distance himself from his irl ones, even though it should be thje same fear that drove him to block everybody online in the first place.iwhatnothis boils down to paranoia and distrustwhy exactly, does he  let his irl friends care for him but wont let his online ones do the same

ArchaicArcade-Yesterday at 11:45 PM

It;s easier to block people you don't know in personI just, I cant do this. hes a scared kin and that's all there is to it

void-Yesterday at 11:46 PM

okim dropping itfeel free to block mefigure you want nothing to do with me anymore eitherJune 8, 2018

ArchaicArcade-Today at 12:01 AM

no it's just I need a bit

ArchaicArcade-Today at 8:34 AM

I'm sorry to say this but I've know Riley way longer and well, I choose him over you. I feel terrible but I need to side with my best friend here

void-Today at 11:56 AM

there shouldnt even be a side but okay. i had a feeling y'all weren't telling the truth. because i forgot last night but now i remember that he certainly did not block everybody he was friends with online and the chat in gov kin is evident as such, since people there could still message him.

you all have fun lying now. but i want you both to remember that i would have gone above and beyond for the both of you because i trusted you, cared about you, and loved you.thanks for ripping away a part of my life.

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s/o-Today at 7:48 AM

Fuck meRiley is the rat talking to lou

s/o-Today at 11:01 AM

Let me know if you are okay.

void-Today at 11:59 AM

.....wow.

s/o-Today at 11:59 AM

He shared our entire dm

s/o-Today at 12:00 PM

God me too

void-Today at 12:01 PM

you know i have a feeling all their friends were in on it and he didnt even have a heart attack last night

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s/o- you know I never had a grudge against you, and I wasn't in a good place either when you were in my life. please leave me out of your mouth and i'll continue leaving you out of mine. Don't dis GAK either, it's a quiet kin family. -Lex's "live in" partner.

s/o- also I'm carful about the ages of the people I talk too, and that "flirting with a minor thing" not sure who that was at all? I'm sure it had something to do with the nonsense in KK. Anyway last message I will send unless you choose to respond. Yesterday at 4:53 AM

agenderdad420/mysterypeaches the minor was jeremie diioscuri and the offending behavior was via discord in a mutuals server that he had created Yesterday at 2:26 PM s/o- Now i know what you are talking about. I was mislead about his age. But I also never flirted with him. I sent him an NSFW meme once and his little friends started making wild accusations of me. And I do feel bad for offending him, but I didn't know he was a minor.

s/o- That is also how I personally got kicked from KK. I kicked Alex from KK the previous night because it was behaving destructively Today at 7:44 AM

agenderdad420/mysterypeaches thats not an accusation thats straight up telling the truth

s/o- Talking about trans stuff? I was literally complaing about tucking. I also really feel stabbed in the back right now. You think you know someone

agenderdad420/mysterypeaches you... knew who? look idk what you deem appropriate to talk to minors about but maybe it differs for us

s/o- i don't think a trans vent between two trans people is inappropriate if he was squicked by that he could've told me lol. not go sharing a private convo with you. (and i'm not blaming you for that)

agenderdad420/mystery peaches i will say that there is often an inherent power dynamic between older and younger members that maybe made him more uncomfortable

s/o- you know i can take the blame if I fucked up. I hope you know that I've changed a ton since KK. and since I your drama with Lex started. All I want is to be a good person and contribute something to my fellow kinnies.\

agenderdad420/mysterypeaches honestly i havent really kept up w either you or alex since that point, but i dont doubt you can take accountability for your actions.

agenderdad420/mysterypeaches i just hope that there is change that goes along w acknowledgement and perhaps there has been

s/o- I don't speak for lex. But i just want peace Today at 9:21 AM

agenderdad420 fair

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s/o - Today at 7:49 AM Apparently riley is the one talking to the person who made my callout Do you have a problem with me arcade? 

ArchaicArcade - Today at 8:07 AM no 

s/o - Today at 8:16 AM I guess i squicked him with something i said 

ArchaicArcade - Today at 8:17 AM i guess 

s/o - Today at 8:19 AM My brain: hes sick because of you 

s/o - Today at 12:02 PM I know you have your reasons  for what you guys are doing. But I hope Riley knows how deep he cut me. I would've given you both the moon.

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not only have these people caused me to have a severe anxiety attack, they caused my partner the same, as well as many others who weren’t even a part of this.

they have caused me to feel suicidal and paranoid, to want to self harm

as for agenderdad420/mysterypeaches, they have sent me anon hate before, accused me of being racist for my neopronouns (all while saying they’re not against neopronouns, lol), and blew up at me for dropping them after they told me they didn’t like that i was trying to set boundaries for my borderline behaviors with them, and that i was confiding in them everything that was going on with me at the time (which was heavily toxic and depressing towards me) they have used language against me that is ableist and abuse apologetic in nature and their claims otherwise are blatant lies.

i had previously published the majority of the anon hate before deleting it from my blog after a while due to discomfort of having drama on my blog.

they have taken to stalking me to find out more past drama about me, as well as taking false anecdotes from others who claim my s/o has been inappropriate with minors to the point of grooming them, which is 1000000000000000% untrue and taken greatly out of context and skewed into something that never happened.

talking about trans issues isn’t grooming, sending a nsfw meme to a person who my s/o believed to be an adult isn’t grooming.

these people are pure evil and have been planning this for a long time from what i’ve gathered.

they are dangerous and unpleasant and will apparently stop at nothing to obtain their goal, whatever it actually is. as evident as one of them faked a heart attack and may have faked an entire condition.

update 7/17/2018

after speaking to rileys sister who he abused for a good part of their life, as well as ruined it and made their mom send them to live with their aunt, i’ve since learned that this is serial abusive behavior and he has also physically beat his younger siblings, is a pathological liar, and everything i’ve thus learned about him 100% fits his m/o.

he can try all he wants to pretend that he got better and has improved but all i see if that he got better methods.

faking a heart attack in order to call my gf a pedophile for talking about trans issues is fucking despicable.

another thing i’ve discovered is that he did in fact assault the person who he says assaulted him 

and the fact he freaked out over a poorly written callout like that, no offense to the victim is kinda funny and really telling. if he was innocent then why bother mentioning anything? i dont think that many people saw it.

i’ve also learned that archaicarcade, aka julien/julian (and plenty of other past names) also has a past of fucking people over very quickly into friendships and relationships and changing their name and other information in order to hide their past.

in fact.. riley hangs out with a lot of weird people, including somebody who was brainwashed by their older brother to be transphobic, and julien, whos relationship with the minors he surrounds himself with is suspect at best.

he also keeps company with a jehovah’s witness, which i shouldn’t have to explain how problematic that is.

my current thoughts about this is that riley while not innocent at all may be being groomed by julien is who also grooming others with help from his other adult buddies they all hang with. i have no sympathy for riley though after what occurred, whatsoever.

just 10-20 minutes ago somebody on a sockpuppet from wilson, north carolina sent me hate after checking out this callout post for riley, this is the screenshot i took

i’ve since blocked and reported the sockpuppet, even if this doesnt belong to riley, its clearly from one of his brainwashed supporters. amazing that a month later they still want to start shit. but this? this is pathetic.

look riley and co. i, my gf, my bf, my other bf, and all my friends know the truth. you’re fucking liars and fakes and abusive and groom people. do the universe a favor and go to long term therapy or maybe just never go online ever again with any device, anytime, anywhere, ever. and in fact hole yoruself up in your homes and never speak to anybody ever again because you clearly can’t help yourselves from finding new targets to fuck with.

emotional terrorism at its finest.

[methylparabenz-blog]

lmao i just now all over again since i was a teenager remember why i love being a Ryan’s house, when it was him Erika Kyle at his parents and everybody was there, to now where it’s his apartment with everybody♥️ last night wasn’t anything different, but it made me realize that Ryan’s been my best friend from day one and i really do have friends and i always come back to their house one day even if it’s a long time♥️ i messaged Ryan like hey can i come over? He messages back a picture of him drinking and says yeah michaels picking you up. Idk who “Michael” is but i said kk and then i get in the car and he’s sooo familiar and Ryan’s like how do you not remember him you guys went on a date. He was like yeah you’re crazy as shit. I said oh i dont remember that probably because i was crazy, sorry. He’s telling ryan they have to find a girl to fuck Alex tonight and he was on a last resort girl 😂he said “she’s kinda ratchet but that’s ok cuz Alex is ratchet” im sitting in the back feeling stupid cuz i was thinking I WOULD FUCK HIM THE SEARCH IS OVER!!!! there Patrick and their Michael being nerds, setting up dnd and smoking weed, there’s Bristol i metfor the first time that everybody always said “oh my god tanya has to meet Bristol they’re the same” and i get it and him and i forgot and Alex were making music there’s Michael with three girls trying to get laid, and me talking to drunk Ryan eating like a pregnant girl on his bed and im like “Ryan i think Alex is hot I’d fuck him why does he have to fuck another girl what do I do” then he’s like “why wouldn’t you just fuck me? Or is that drunk tanya? Like, the day we said we might date” “Ryan, Ryan, the borderline personality disorder we’re bffs we both know nothing would change if we fucked we did it before i just want Alex duh” “ok ok I’ll remember next time that I’d be fucking Felicia.” “No my problems” “we both have the same mental illness tanya i know. Let me intervene michaels plans” michael fucking asked me I said look ive always thought Alex was hot but I don’t think he likes me like that” he said oh my god this is great I know he likes you and he’ll definitely get addicted to you too wait here” he fucking sat him down next to me and said “Alex, tanya will fuck you tonight now you guys kiss!” We were like, no. Then Alex said I’m going to take a shot i said me too then we left and took shots and then smoked a cigarette and Michael was outside winking at me so we were like bye guys then we were like fuck we don’t have a condom and then i asked Ryan who was drunk playing video games and he said no then I asked Michael and he yelled “who has a condom!” We weren’t embarrassed, cuz, its all of us we grew up together like the time Kyle almost peed on me but anyway yeah i love my friends i told Patrick he’s cute and added him on Facebook right before Alex and I fucked LMAOOOO I HOPE HE DIDNT TELL THEM I DONT EVEN FEEL BAD

[grapejuicegay]

i’m trying to catch up vice versa and they’re pushing bad buddy on me? like,,, I KNOW

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I may have just gained a level of warlock for the same patron that just killed my friend. Session started 2 minutes ago

This is NOT going good

[grapejuicegay]

I’m starting to think maybe we’re not very good at dnd... things that happened today:

Wasted two whole sessions on a shopping trip (because we get sidetracked and there are 10+ of us including npcs), spent another hour today going to buy drugs for our party + 2 recurring guest pcs

Finally got our new ship and headed off on our new quest - the day before we get there, the two warlocks prank my cleric into doing the drugs. my cleric fails the con save and spends the first day in this new place with 1 level of exhaustion

Our new wizard actively and openly hates my cleric, mostly because our gods hate each other

We shipwreck and completely our new vorpal vessel on this desolate island where we’re cut off from communication through a series of terrible rolls that leads to our wizard destroying the vorpal crystal

two of our players are missing, in game we don’t know where they went when our ship crashed

We’re on this island searching for a dangerous criminal who does blood magic experiments and may have created demiplane hopping vampires

We encounter a construct powered by unstable magic that manipulates time around us to stop us from even being able to move a lot

We left our life cleric npc with the ship to help with the repairs + search for the missing pcs

We end up with 6 people down and our bard permanently dead

While my grave cleric scrambles to get people back up, the unstable magic core of the construct explodes, permanently killing our warlock of phulgobin

this is the 3rd time our warlock is dying. the last 2 times phulgobin brought him back. out of character, we assumed it would happen again

nope. phulgobin takes the wheel.

My cleric tries to revivify the bard while the others try to get phulgobin away.

This is the first time I’ve had to use revivify. Our DM ritual casts it. I went in with the assumption it’s touch.

Guest pc cleric dies

warlock is dead and has been taken over by his patron who is trying to absorb and assimilate everything. this is not yet his final form

i go down trying to revivify our bard

one of our barbarians saves me, but we have to go down a path deeper into the structure we were in, while everyone else escaped the other side to the outside 

our sorcerer tries to fireball the phulgobin entity

burns guest pc cleric to a crisp

he had accidentally fallen into an abyssal portal a while back and accidentally made a deal with orcus. we don’t know what happened to his soul

our bard is dead. our butler - who we had also made a deal with all the way back in phandalin - comes and collects our bard’s soul. we do not know this because we never bothered to check what he wanted in return for being “one hell of a butler”

our warlock is dead. his soul has now been split in half between phulgobin and our butler

we have now released phulgobin on the world

my cleric fails two saves and our barbarian brings her back by activating a curse she was given a few sessions back - the stigmata of suffering - that lets her take on other people’s injuries. we don’t know the full extent of this yet.

my cleric (at 1 hp) and our barbarian are now stuck inside this structure built into a mountain where we are pretty sure further ahead are more encounters and on the other side is potentially phulgobin.

because we have such a big party, we usually leave most of our npcs behind, taking only one or two with us. we have to at some point make our way back to them and tell them who all died. the ncps we’d have to tell:

the other warlock, sort of a father figure, and was very close to him

12 year old tiefling who is actually the secret daughter of an abyssal lord that we are supposed to be protecting her from. dangerously strong, has anger issues the warlock was trying to figure out how to help her control. she thinks you make friends by fighting them, her and the warlock used to fight more regularly. incredibly attached

lawful good cleric

fighter who has trauma about being the sole survivor of shipwrecks before

at least we leveled up

[grapejuicegay]

so a bunch of us decided to do a freaky friday game... basically we keep our stats but shenanigan into each other’s characters and have to play our characters playing their characters

10/10 i’m so ready

...except my grave cleric accidentally made a deal with Baphomet recently and have been trying to stay clear of battles while I look for a solution (like asking my god of the dead - who I’ve been hesitant to go to because he just named me star employee - for some help) but now I’m in the body of our barbarian who secretly wants to destroy his family name

this should be fun!

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dnd update!

showed up to the session 1.5 hours late because work and like a half prepared character sheet (a cleric with no healing) but I'm still alive! so that's a win

next month may bring in person sessions which, holy shit

[grapejuicegay]

9 hours later, the sun is rising, my first ever dnd character is dead, the rest of the party triggered the apocalypse, and i get to join these traumatized fucks next week with a brand new character

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