#klaus/dave

[yourgothuncle]

@darbydoo22

holy fuck.

the amount of people he’s had die that you could now imagine he died with but got to come back. and the fact that if he knew he’d be devastated that he got to come back and they didn’t

[salvador-daley]

Dead Sexy 💀😵💕 Updated!

An Umbrella Academy AU feat. Pathologist!Dave + MorgueRegular!Klaus

A/N: The brainrot continues. I hope you guys are enjoying reading this as much as I’m enjoying writing it. Don’t be strangers - lemme know your thoughts (and any wish-list items for future chapters).

CW: Nothing much to upset your stomach in this chapter. It’s all flirting and dirty crossword puzzles.

Dedicated to @kawaiic0mmunism (to whom the concept belongs) with thanks to @allisoooon for beta services and encouragement.

Summary: Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.

Snippet from Chapter 3:

Dave looks over the notes from the night shift and a resigned sigh escapes from his chest.

The familiar scent of weed confirms his suspicions before he even opens the body bag. As he slides the zip down he notes that Klaus is naked, as usual, but this time is covered in neon body paint; splashed and smeared over every limb, pasted in wide swathes over his chest, collecting in the crevices under his arms and between his fingers. An explosion of colour is arranged in a butterfly formation across his face, punctuated with swipes of glitter and stick-on sequins.

Klaus is as peaceful as always, a serene half-smile playing on his lips. And, as always, there isn’t a mark or a scratch on his body.

Dave pokes him, hard, in the chest.

“Ow! Whatchu do that for?” cries Klaus, instantly awake, jolting upright and shielding his ribs from further intrusions.

“Just checking,” says Dave.

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[enklavefest]

EnKlave Fest 2023

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[thorne-kreizler-fanfiction]

I don't like saying this but I think I have to accept it to avoid getting dissapointed in s4: Klaus and Dave are never coming back together.

Like, I had hopes for season two, and then in season three I was almost hopeless.

But now there is just NO WAY that first-timeline-Dave comes back.

And is sad and the opposite of what I'd like to happen but I think is better for my own sanity to accept this lol

(no I'm not okay)

[catmaraudersfan]

I love Dave for the simple reason that he taught Klaus to love himself. 😍

My personal headcanon:

• Dave taught Klaus about consent (Maybe Dave saw that Klaus felt uncomfortable about something during sex but didn't say anything)

• Dave taught Klaus to love himself (Basically starting to undo all of Reginald's abuse by repeatedly saying loving things about Klaus.)

Feel free to add on your own. 😁😍

[choco-cherry-chunk]

Okay Dave is alive and brought to the present and he sees a heavily pregnant Klaus and he assumes the doting husband role.

I love drama and fluff. I feel like it would take Dave some time to adjust to the future and the news, but he would be eager to care for Klaus as he finished out his pregnancy, all the more if the baby is his. It’s not exactly a life he envisioned for himself, but he had always wanted to be a father and having a baby with a guy he never thought he would see again feels like a dream come true.

[davidjosephkatz]

klaus kissing dave + things that remind him of the love of his life.

[wonderchica05]

In honor of today’s S4 announcement, I give you this tweet that Jeff King, TUA director, liked on Twitter.

We’re gonna win, babes 🥹🥹🥹

[mewnoon]

Just to recap, Klaus decided to get sober,

had war flashbacks and relived finding his dead boyfriend

then died and met god probably for the first time

learned that his dad killed himself, all in one day

And after telling his siblings that their dad rather killed himself so they could investigate a murder mystery instead of trying to give them a call, what does our silly baby do?

[cha0ticlesbian]

I will NEVER forgive the writers of the umbrella academy for completely erasing the Dave and Eudora storylines

(i love Lila but patch was really important to Diego)

[yourgothuncle]

Today I present:

Klaus Hargreeves holding his dog tags when he's scared

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klave 😭😭

[salvador-daley]

High Altitude ✈️ 💒

A Klaus Hargreeves x Dave Katz AU

*taps microphone* Hello? Is this thing on?

Woo! I’m back with another instalment of The Klave Air AU Nobody Asked For! ✈️❤️

First, an apology; I’m sure you all thought this fic had been abandoned due to how delayed this update has been. Rest assured, I’ve been chipping away at this chapter the whole time and I’m hopeful it will have been worth the wait.

It’s been a super rough couple of months for old Salv and I really appreciate every single one of you who has taken the time to read, comment on and kudos this story. Your interactions are little rays of light through the clouds and I love you all. ❤️🥲

Special thanks to @allisoooon for beta services and the incredible Photoshop of Bride!Lila

Enjoy, my little chickadees! Xx

Snippet from Chapter 7: Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign

“Is it okay?” Lila takes a step back and looks down at her outfit, an ice-white A-line minidress embellished with silver sequins, coupled with a pair of white leather pixie boots.

“You look…” Klaus fumbles for the words. The ensemble has a sort of sixties feel to it, offset by a small pillbox hat and a delicate fishnet veil that hovers over her eyes. “Incredible,” he finishes.

“Really?” Lila looks down again and smoothes out the imaginary wrinkles. She looks so different. Granted, the look is a huge departure from her usual grungy attire - ripped leggings and safety pins in her ears, check kilts and Doc Martin’s with paint on them - but there’s something else there too. She looks nervous.

Klaus reaches out and takes her by the shoulders, bringing his eyes to hers. “You look like Jackie O’s prettier sister. I might just have to marry you myself.”

That seems to quell her jitters, if only momentarily. Klaus thrusts a shot under her nose and she downs it without hesitation.

“Okay, pre-flight checks. Do you have your something old?”

Lila thinks for a moment then points to the hat on her head. “Picked it up at a vintage store.”

“Something new?”

“The dress.”

“Something borrowed?”

Lila cringes. “No. But is it really that important?”

“Yes! It’s bad luck otherwise.” Klaus reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small square packet. “Here,” he says, pressing it into her palm and wrapping her fingers around it. “Take this.”

Lila opens her fist. “A condom?”

“Yes. And it’s blue too!”

“Will this even work?”

“Oh, I doubt it. I’m pretty sure it’s expired.”

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[enklavefest]

Brick by Brick, Hand in Hand (5531 words) by wildeisms Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz, Luther Hargreeves/Sloane Hargreeves Characters: David "Dave" Katz, Klaus Hargreeves, Sloane Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Number Two | Ben Hargreeves, Lila Pitts, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Rachel Herschberger Additional Tags: Background Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts, Background Allison Hargreeves/Raymond Chestnut, Post-Season/Series 03, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Timeline Shenanigans, Recovery, Mystery, Domesticity, Mental Health Issues, Rated E for later chapters Summary: Dave wakes up with memories of another life. Something is wrong with the world, and the only way for him to make it through is with the help of his literal dream man… if only he can find him. Written for the prompt 'Dave adapting to life in the 21st century'.

Read it here.

[pl-ceh-lder]

if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point

[catmaraudersfan]

Klaus and Dave spin-off

I need to see this! 😭