#klette das zweite schicksal
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Nerv: Great news everyone, Klette's not my friend anymore!
Klette: Nerv, that is the WORST way to say we're dating ever.
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Die Wilden Kerle character aesthetic (15/14)
Nerv, Das erste Schicksal
Klette, Das zweite Schicksal
#you thought I was done! ha!#nerv#klette#nerv das erste schicksal#klette das zweite schicksal#Die Wilden Kerle#die wilden fußballkerle#dwk#aesthetic#character aesthetic#dwkca#my edits#sorry this took so long#hope you like it :)#i wanted to do one for each of them like i did for the others#but i got lazy at the end i'm so sorry
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Die wilden Kerle Mitglieder
Leon Wessel-Masannek - Der Slalomdribbler
Marlon Wessel - Die Intuition
Juli Reik - Die Viererkette / Huckleberry der Streuner / Fort Knox
Joschka Reik - Die siebte Kavallerie
Vanessa Butz - Die Unerschrockene
Raban Bieling - Der Held
Maxi Maximilian - Der Mann mit dem härtesten Bumms auf der Welt / Maxi Tippkick Maximilian
Markus von Theumer - Der Unbezwingbare
Nerv - Das erste Schicksal
Deniz - Die Lokomotive
Annika - Die Drachenreiterin
Jojo - Der, der mit der Sonne tanzt
Fabi Bau - Der schnellste Rechtsaußen der Welt
Klette - Das zweite Schicksal
Rocce - Der Zauberer
Felix - Der Wirbelwind
#Die wilden Kerle#dwk#Leon Wessel-Masannek#Marlon Wessel#Vanessa Butz#Juli Reik#Joschka Reik#Fabi Bau#Raban Bieling#Markus von Theumer#Nerv#Klette#Maxi Maximilian#Ich bin in meinem dwk feeling und keiner kann es aufhalten#dwk disney plus#die wilden Kerle disney plus
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Klette: I just thought he needed to listen to "common sense" and "reasonable discourse".
Marlon: Please tell me those aren't the names of your fists.
Klette: My feet. I’m actually more of a kicker!
#die wilden kerle#dwk#klette das zweite schicksal#marlon die nummer 10#source: how i met your mother
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Klette: If you had to choose between Raban and all the money in my purse, which would you choose?
Joschka: Hm. How much money do you have?
Raban: Joschka!
Klette: 63 cents.
Joschka: I'll take the money.
Raban: JOSCHKA!
#die wilden kerle#dwk#klette das zweite schicksal#joschka die siebte kavallerie#raban der held#source: spongebob#again thank you @naidot <3
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Klette: Are we going to see the warrior unicorns at the zoo?
Nerv: The what now?
Julia: She means the rhinos.
#anon's note: a new trio is born#AND I LOVE IT#i love the idea of Julia being like an older sister to both of them#die wilden kerle#dwk#klette das zweite schicksal#nerv das erste schicksal#julia maximilian#source: unknown
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Maxi: Where's Nerv?
Klette: Don't worry about Nerv.
Maxi: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?
#die wilden kerle#dwk#maxi tippkick maximilian#klette das zweite schicksal#nerv das erste schicksal#source: supernatural
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Klette: What do you like most about women?
Horizon: Usually their boyfriends.
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Felix: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
Nerv: So what are you saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Klette: Please don't.
#midoriya izuku ghostwrote this#die wilden kerle#dwk#felix der wirbelwind#nerv das erste schicksal#klette das zweite schicksal#source: unknown
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Klette: Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?
Nerv: I don't know, probably both.
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Vanessa: It is at times like this, that I wish I'd listen to Grandma back then.
Klette: What did she say?
Vanessa: I don't know I didn't listen.
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Klette: What are you doing?
Julia: Hiding from Nerv.
Klette: ...Why?
Julia: Would you want to deal with him after he's eaten all his Halloween candy?
#i love this#die wilden kerle#dwk#klette das zweite schicksal#julia maximilian#nerv das erste schicksal#source: unknown
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Klette: As long as I strike fear into the heart of my enemies, why does it matter what my gender is?
Klette: I don't identify as "Male" or "Female". I identify as a threat!
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Klette: *punches a dude who insulted women in the face*
Marlon: Klette! We don't do that.
Marlon: We stab them.
Klette: I like him.
#this is cruel but also funny#but also I'd like to point out that if the genders were switched I'd have people coming angrily at me from everywhere#why is violence against men normalized so much in such kind of humor?#I honestly don't like it#die wilden kerle#dwk#klette das zweite schicksal#marlon die nummer 10#source: unknown
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Nerv: Klette and I are dating.
Raban, Joschka, Juli and Klette: *gasp*
Nerv: ... Klette, come on.
Klette: Sorry, I’m still surprised.
#!!!#die wilden kerle#dwk#nerv das erste schicksal#raban der held#joschka die siebte kavallerie#juli huckleberry fort knox#klette das zweite schicksal#source: unknown
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Müller: Why is life so unfair?
Klette: Don't worry Rosi. I know it seems unfair right now. But one day you’ll be able to look back at all this..
Klette: And get revenge!
#anon's note: I'm still upset that Nick and Janina are not in the 6th movie#anon's note: imagine the integration!#I AGREE ANON#die wilden kerle#dwk#müller#klette das zweite schicksal#source: unknown
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