#kneecappers

[sadioradio]

[brotherhoodwarlord]

RUSSEL BIG BALLS SHAW

[artofthelividvariety]

A redesign of a character from pathfinder's rival guide. Leader of the Kodar Kneecappers, Thortona Fjortofrt.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Ask Emos: Did your Nino also get a bad parent kneecapper from interdimensional ranch sorcerers or something (Is that the right lore?)

Carapace: "Is this one of those 'bad is good is bad' things again?"

March Hare: "Yeah it's. Complicated."

[renaultmograine]

Tumblr going "You think you made a funny joke? You think you're clever?" And then immediately showing me THE SAME JOKE made ELEVEN HOURS EARLIER by someone who put more effort in that I did is quite the kneecapper.

[feralthembo]

Its TDOV so if ur cis u can donate here to a household of two trans ppl, 2 cats, and a dog. We got hit with a $900 fee this tax season AND her hours have been unofficially cut (scheduled for 3 days, usually only works 2, which is a kneecapper when u make $12 an hour as the sole breadwinner) on top of covid foodbucks ending this past month.

Cashapp (US): $AshTheAutistic

Paypal.me/Karmorda

[garak]

literally every time i think about how they changed the davos becomes hand scene for got i get so mad. no wonder people don’t sympathize with stannis, they removed all his best moments (i’ve missed you, we shall make new lords, i will go to my grave thinking of my brothers peach, to be lordly is to be false, cart before the horse, kings have no friends, all the time he spends making bitchy remarks to his council and to jon snow). plus all the time other people spend thinking thoughts about him. that’s the real kneecapper with the show is we don’t get different peoples thoughts on the same things

[lesferatu]

It's me! Your friendly neighborhood queer disabled artist. I got news that I can't take out loans anymore for college and need to pay for this term (and next term, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it) by myself, which is about $3000. I'll be working for the rest of the summer to pay this but I'm not sure I can do that and pay rent because I'm not allowed to be full time. So I'm doing commissions again!

If you want to help me pay for my last few terms of college, I am @lesferatu everywhere (PayPal, Venmo, and Kofi)

my prices for 1 character are as follows:

$45 for lineart

$60 for flat color

I have a couple render/shading options:

+$15 for basic render (the top two commissions below are basic renders)

+$30 for lineless

+$60 for a painted

Here's some of my most recent commissions:

Eri for @hollyfrosty

The Nard for @belladonnarue

And Hanabi for an offline friend of mine (this was a lineart that I added some grayscale to)

Plus some of my own ocs:

Finn in his summer/desert adventuring clothes

and Dorothea "Dotty" Kneecapper as a Yu-Gi-Oh card (based off Trickstar Lycoris)

Here's a couple painted examples:

Caoilainn Mionn, Aasimar Paladin

And a clown

More art in this post

[eskaevai]

I wish I control the length of posts before they get cut off by Tumblr's Long Post Auto Kneecapper.

Like yeah sure keep the mile long posts from nuking my dash but I would like to see a medium-ish photoset without having to go to the person's blog.

[grimesucker]

Poor poor orphan boy, think you can save everyone? You know you can't, it still happens here in your streets, you can't protect them from what happened to you. Couldn't even protect yourself.

➤83 M34N 2 20X N16H7  ➤ anonymous

                             “ i dunno ‘bout that—i mean, I’M THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM. ”

hands that had previously been forced into REPAIRING kejja of any affliction had then been the very ones to TAKE his LIFE—…it had only taken YEARS of abuse for dox to gather the strength necessary in order to make it happen, but he’d made his own freedom.

he still lives in the home where it happened, another unit on the row of shops down in one of the middle UC levels, turning the place into a HAVEN for kids in need of SHELTER, a big ‘FUCK YOU’ to the memory of the mechmender who’d forever corrupted the place personally for dox.

                           “ NO, i CAN’T save ‘em all—but if i can save ONE or TWO                               of the kneecappers, that’s more than most even TRY. ”

[poshtearexdoodles]

The lovely party for my icewindale game I ran for my buddies.

Emry Kneecapper the rowdy gnome fighter who wants to pawnch things.

Nyx the grumpy fairy wizard who hates indecision.

Erryl Primrose the sweet n awkward drow artificer dad.

And his adopted daughter Xana the excitable and sassy drow/eladrin monk.

[thevividgreenmoss]

People love to rag on thinkpieces as if this masterpiece by a guy who misspelled the word ‘junkie’ in his bio doesn’t exist

[drundertalescum]

Now I'm just imagining Scammer Bros (and Frisk) meeting the Mob UT gang or Mafiatale or something, and being all like "well, guess that's what would a happened if we never left the life, huh?" "NYES, IS WOULD SEEM... *SIGH*..." Meanwhile their Frisk is just like "huh?"

VERY good

Mob/Mafiatale/Kneecappers gang tsk at the silly, naive, non-hardcore UT bros, end up getting scammed by the scammers who don’t take well to insults even if they gave up the life.Frisk is confused at first but rolls with it because its criminally fun!

[princess-of-the-corner]

Since when did Nino's bad parent kneecapper have ranch related lore I thought it was just a funny bit.

So there's the bad parent kneecapper which is the Nine Iron, but he also got gifted a whip that sends people to the Ranch Dimension from the Saucerors.

[such-justice-wow]

If anyone uses the phrase "normcore" around me I would be unable to hold back from kneecappping

[nihiltism]

if I had a nickel for every deeply threatening but also from an outside perspective pretty easily kneecappable villain in a science fiction tenuously fantasy media that works with shadows, has too many eyes, has a very small and very fragile form they're reduced to once defeated and is actually just a mass of very sharp very tortured and very eldritch worms and on a string squirming around in a vaguely bipedal approximation of a person I knew, I would have two nickels. which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice