#kuroko-no-random

[chilumitos]

︵♡︵ 𓈒 ۫ 🍡 ˚ 𓈒 ࿓𓇼

[stardaiyamondo]

࣪ ⊹ 🏀 . . ݁ aomine daiki ‧ ִ ۫✭ ☁️ . ࣪.

[aomine-ryo]

I’m having too much fun with these

[kurokonobrainrot]

THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME ON TWITTER, THIS IS SO META

I'm dying 😂 Akashi only weakness being the inability to make jokes and some random guy on twitter being like 'that's not funny at all' about a post aiming to be 'something Akashi would find funny'.

How did he even find this tweet ? Who the fuck is he ? Why did some random chess guy felt the need to interact ?

ONCE AGAIN THE META i'll never get over this, it made my day 😂😂😂

[cemetery14]

I love knb edits where it's supposed to be the characters tweeting yknow

And I just imagine their poor PR teams, they would never listen to the PR team

Gets even funnier when you imagine all of them going on to be professional players meanwhile kurokos just a school teacher

Imagine a very famous basketball star tweeting some unhinged shit to a not at all famous preschool teacher 💀 people would lose their minds

Than kuroko just replies somthing insane like "kys" JHFFHJFFHJJ now this random preschool teachers even more popular than the basketball stars

[kagaomine510]

Kise: “With that kind of attitude you’re not going to get any girls, Aominecchi.”

Aomine: “Shut up.”

Hyuuga: “By the way, Kagami, how didn’t went with the girl last time?”

Kagami: “Well, nothing, I was interested.”

Kise: “Oh! Kagamicchi, you’re famous with girls?”

Kagami: “Not really. I mean, I’m not into girls…”

Aomine: “Wow! Damn man I didn’t know you had this kind of relationship with Tetsu…”

Kagami: “W-What? No! I meant I’m not interested into being in a relationship with a girl!”

Aomine: “Yeah… Don’t lie to us.”

Kagami: “Ahomine!”

[hey-cringelord]

random thought : gom cuddle pile

kise imo is big on casual touch so during teiko he’s the one who initiates it - packing up after practice with kurokocchi and his thanks is a tackle hug that sends them sprawling. aomine’s always down to wrestle bcuz he has no siblings, so he piles on next. mura is all ‘ooh, something to lay on while i snack’ abt it. akashi is hesitant to join - mido is entirely against it. mura offers akashi some of his snack so he joins. mido, like the prissy little king he is, sits on top of the pile. yes satsuki & niji are taking pics like parents

post-canon it’d probly be actual cuddling, less dogpiling the unlucky two who got stuck on the bottom. & now they have to fit kagami in too. still starts with kise and kuroko but now kuroko’s sandwiched btwn kise and kagami. it grows to look like they’ve all fallen against each other like dominoes. kagami is deathly worried about how much weight his couch can hold w/ a bunch of too-big teenage boys on it

& yes, satsuki is still taking pictures

[imagine-knb]

idk if you've watched it, but I'm really into the one piece live action right now. So if they were on a pirate crew, what do u think the gom+uk+kagami would be?

anon, I have some bad news: none of the admins have watched One Piece... But my bestie is obsessed with that show, so I asked her a looooot of questions for research purposes! And also used this site here when her advice still made no sense to me... Here's my best shot! Admin Neon

Kuroko — the boatswain

as the boatswain, Kuroko often reports to his captain about the progress of certain projects around the ship

his job is made a lot easier because of his naturally low presence; he's able to sneak around the ship without a lot of notice

this has people willing to get on his good side no matter the cost, because if he's easily able to report the great job you're doing, he's also able to report when people are slacking

Kagami — the (unwilling) cook

when he ran away from home to become a pirate, Kagami had big dreams of grand adventure and a lot of fighting

unfortunately, he's the best cook on the damn boat, so he got roped into being the chef for every meal instead

that doesn't stop him from joining in on a fight when there's a scuffle aboard his ship (the captain would never let him leave to board another ship)

Kiyoshi — the cooper

being a big and strong guy makes him the perfect candidate to be stowing and moving the barrels on board

this also means he is in charge of organizing all the items, which might not have been the best decision; only Kiyoshi knows how he organized the barrels and none of it makes sense to anyone else

he may or may not have done this on purpose to make himself invaluable to the captain

Kise — the navigator

not much of a fighter, but having gained an education due to his upbringing, Kise becomes the navigator for the crew

he's not very good at first and, in his earlier years pirating, often leads his crew right into the thick of danger

thankfully the devil's fruit he consumed gives him the power to temporarily copy the skillset of people nearby, so in a pinch he can fight just as well as his strongest ally

Aomine — the (unwilling) carpenter

much like his red haired rival, Aomine also joined a pirate crew with the thought that he would be seeing a lot of action

he was forced to pick up a job on board during the times where fights weren't happening, so he started apprenticing after the ship's old carpenter

more than once he's had to repair a breach underwater and he always swears he sees mermaids

Midorima — the medic

being the medic of the crew often meant that Midorima was dealing with more than just the sick; he was also dealing with the dead

he's one of the cleanest people on board the ship due to the nature of his work

often, he is escorted away from scuffles that break out on board; the captain will do anything to ensure the only medic is safe

Murasakibara — the sailmaker

being one of the taller members of his crew, it only made sense to make Murasakibara the sailmaker after he'd been asked to re-tie down some sails for the umpteenth time

the power he gained from his devil fruit has made the job of patching those high up holes much easier, as it allows him to grow at will to unsurpassable heights without changing his mass

unfortunately it also makes him an easier target when he's playing lookout for enemy ships

Akashi — the captain

having run away from home, Akashi starts his own pirate crew in the hopes that he can make a name for himself, whether he be famous or infamous

often rivaling pirates will not realize he's the captain at first since he isn't the largest and most ruthless looking of the group

what they fail to notice is that Akashi has certain pull from the shadows that makes him more terrifying than a traditional captain

Mibuchi — the quartermaster

as the captain's number one right hand man, Mibuchi knows the ins and outs on how to run a successful pirate crew

it's common that quartermasters become the next captain when new ships are taken over, but to Mibuchi, this would be a nightmare

often, instead of taking over new ships himself, he will assign another high ranked crew member to do it for him; he just can't leave his captain's side

Nebuya — the gunner

as the person in charge of the arsenals, Nebuya is also in charge of the main fleet that performs attacks on other ships

he runs a tightly knit, no nonsense fleet that is famed for their ruthlessness out on the open waters

he works closely with the captain and seems to be loyal, but there have been rumors lately that he's been eyeing out becoming a captain himself

Hayama — the cannon operator

the devil fruit he consumed makes him just as fast as lightning, so it's only natural that Hayama is in charge of reloading the canons

he works extremely well with whatever gunner is in charge, being able to pick up on their verbal cues just as quickly as they say them

whichever crew happens to have him on their ship is practically ensured easy victories, as he's become a master at knowing exactly which canons to fire and where at a moment's notice

Hanamiya — the stowaway

he'd hidden himself amongst some empty barrels when he first joined the pirate crew on their journey, but was soon discovered by the pesky cooper

once discovered, Hanamiya spent a lot of time in the brig while the captain debated with his crew on what to do with their stowaway

he garners some trust from them (a foolish mistake) and ends up doing small jobs around the ship to help; eventually he becomes known for ruthlessly executing whoever dares try sink the ship he's on

[varietaltiger23]

SMUT THOUGHTS/RANDOM

Talks about/contains: pimping people out, being just a pimp which means being a bit ruder to these boys. Mentions of gangbang, food porn, dumb boys/tricking, taking out anger, hitting with cane, DID or multiple personalities for akashi as I say fuck Cannon, Kuroko #2 because idk what else Kuroko would spend his money on,⚠️⚠️ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED⚠️⚠️

Pimping out the GOM(kagami too)

Someone wants boys with stamina that can go on for hours or are just flexible, we got that in the form of kagami, aomine, and kise

Want a one to be ya BBG, Kuroko, midorima, Murasakibara step up please

Need a spoiled bitch to tame, look no further than other akashi and akashi himself cause I said so

Akashi is the most expensive, bottom bitch, only for the wealthy whore

Kagami can come as a deal with anyone, we love a extendable boy

Taking your frustrations out on them each, slowly, so that you know it's all out of your system.

Having kagami do some handstands so you can get a real nice view of him

Fucking/getting fucked by kagami with aomine fucking into him from behind with his hands on his shoulders so that he can shove him to be quicker or harder on you/himself

Having kagami, Kuroko, and aomine.... listen this is just unlimited but it will be costly

Reminding the boys that THEY are the hoe and not the other way around

Kise tried to be sneaky and spend more than his cut, midorima getting those lucky items, Murasakibara with those sweets, Kuroko buying Kuroko#2 beds and expensive ass collars, akashi being his usual shogi enthusiast, and let's not get started on kagami and aomine with burgers

You don't enjoy having to use your cane or having to rough them up but sometimes it has to be done or you might enjoy it and look for an excuse either or works

Kagami and kise being dumb boys, the most bought because damn what do you mean you don't know what a mating press is

Akashi more of an escort but he still gets bought out, have to make a schedule for his ass

Kuroko and Murasakibara getting that baby treatment

Kuroko sitting in someone lap while getting jerked off or fingered while they watch a game or talk business

Murasakibara getting rented out by our 5'3 and below peeps, love y'all frfr cause they keeping the money flowing like a river

Murasakibara also got those food porn bitches

And those angry short bitches, which I'm not that short but fuck him and his monster height. Peg him

Midorima, oh my boy, gang bangs left and right

Someone has to break his ego

Alright I enjoyed myself and hope y'all did too

[misfitmiska]

Some authors really be creating individual characters who are SO made for each other (wether platonically or romantically) in every single conceivable way and then just forget to make them interact smh…

[marshiro-blog]

*Seirin vs Rakuzan*

Kuroko: Akashi-kun this the grossest, most emotionally manipulatve, explotive thing I've ever seen in my life.

Akashi: Thank you!

[stardaiyamondo]

ִ ◌ ׅ ׂ ⩇⩇:⩇⩇ ׅ _ play ★ ׂ . 𓆩★𓆪 ׅ 𔐬 𝆬

[aomine-ryo]

I bet Kuroko knows how to do a backflip or something crazy like that but no one knows because he’s never been in a situation that calls for a backflip

[iman-lu]

My sketch of ryuko matoi 🖤

Feel like there’s hasn’t been any appreciation to this anime in a while! I love it so much so here she is!

Best girl ryuko 😎

[active-mind-15]

Since I started my Masters program in September, I have been taking this course on cultivating authentic leadership, and I was thinking how much it would have benefitted Akashi if the books I was assigned to read for class were the ones that were on his childhood bookshelf instead of whatever tf Masaomi was giving him to read.

[kagaomine510]

“What are you thinking about?”

“I don’t know. Nothing specific.”

“When you’re staring at the sky like that, it looks like you want to join it.”

“I’d miss that.”

“Miss what?”

“Looking at the sky.”