#kwermaid28

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I posted 14,557 times in 2022

241 posts created (2%)

14,316 posts reblogged (98%)

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@kwermaid28

I tagged 1,212 of my posts in 2022

#simper says stuff - 205 posts

#genshin - 64 posts

#genshin impact - 63 posts

#valorant - 32 posts

#iswm spoilers - 23 posts

#genshin x reader - 21 posts

#lego monkie kid - 20 posts

#genshin impact x reader - 20 posts

#lmk - 19 posts

#tfp - 18 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#the best things here is scara's laugh and dottore's lil threat of 'just because you've got a godly puppet body that doesn't mean you're inde

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Doing the gathering for shit for Lapis' furneal and wow SAGAU thoughts be wild

The ammount of food at the Li styled restaurant is honestly comedic. There's so much. 'All the best for the Creator,' Child says. You think Childe worships Rex Lapis

Zhongli's question of 'do you like Liyue or Mondstadt better' was mostly done so that Venti stopped mocking him for not meeting the Creator yet. Depending on your answer, Venti may or may not stop

There are no hilichurls at the pot. The soup is there, but the hilichurls just kinda. Packed up and left.

One shot from your Pyro character quickly filled your meter. Did you equip any artifacts on them that were that strong???

The money pouch that Childe gave you is almost hilarious in how much cash there is. Seriously, this dude gave you so much.

If you decide there's way too much and give some Zhongli ('use it to pay next time,' you comment as the Traveller hands them the pouch), you're pretty sure he's blushing. He's also very thankful to given Mora by the creator is a fucking dream come true all of his worship and devotion paid off

The man at the Silk Flower shop tells you not to contribute. Zhongli scolds him with venom in his tone. He mentions the Creator again. You really need to start collecting more books everytime you find one.

If the man recognizes his mistake, he apologizes and says you can contribute. Zhongli is happy.

If he didn't?

Well, when you pass by the store next time, you'll find a different NPC, selling Silk Flowers with no idea of how Bolai is.

501 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

#4

'Kaeya would totally cheat on you and constantly sleep around with other people' is like. The shallowest take ever. Like come on there's a lot of other ways you can angst. Dude has abandonment issues galore with his birth family abandoning him and the adopted family either dying or trying to kill him because he told them about his backstory at the wrong time. Do you really think that this fucker, once opening his heart out to you, would constantly betray your trust. Dude wouldn't even do anything that could lead to you leaving him/trying to kill him. Dude would rather die a million times over then think of betraying the trust of a person who actively puts their trust into him,,,,

521 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

#3

Your poor naïve fools. Sonic 3 will come out and you'll all be waiting for Shadow's badass line, but as he walks through that ring portal, and his mouth opens, your face slowly dawns with horror;

Shadow is voiced by Chris Pratt

628 notes - Posted April 9, 2022

#2

What if,,,,, what if the Reader had the most shittiest sense of humour ever

Like, it's almost sad. They laugh at the most dumbest shit. The acolytes are in tears but they don't want to disrespect the Divine One so they keep their mouths shut.

Some acolytes actually trust Y/N that much. They genuinely think this shit ass jokes are the bomb because 'the creator likes them'. Saying that the jokes are shit in their presence warrants retribution. Usually they would find these jokes fucking awful but it's the creator saying them so of course they're okay (cough cough Zhongli cough cough Ei)

Reader thinks that Cyno's jokes are a godsend. Cyno makes a mental note to make even more jokes if it makes the Creator happy. Reader and Cyno do stand up comedy and it goes as well as you think it would. The attendees are simultaneously overjoyed at seeing the Creator in person while also desiring nothing more then the sweet sweet taste of death

724 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Heheh SAGAU Brainrot

The cliffs at Liyue and Dragonspine are far easier to climb then they were before. The height either appears to be shortened, or there's more slopes. It making climbing far less tedious so you don't mind,,,,

Whenever you accidentally lead someone to their doom (you were so sure that was a wind current for you to ride on), it seems they've come equipped with new lines, saying that they forgive you. Still makes you feel really bad though,,,,

The Hilichurls are seen in their dancing animation more often. You genuinely can't hurt when they're just so,,,, cute please forgive them they don't want to hurt you if they appease you enough you might get rid of this curse you're the creator after all they disappointed you so you cursed them please please give them your forgiveness

Zhongli mentions that he made another deal with the Tsaritsa to get his Gnosis back for a bit. Every five seconds, you're being notified because someone is sending 10M Mora in your mail. You think it's some fancy lore,,,

Your main didn't have an alternate outfit before? They do now. And it seems it's on a discount! (Sadly, making the outfit free fucked with the game too badly,,,,)

You get a lot more Adventure Rank EXP then you usually did. Hell, opening a chest nowadays is worth at least a hundred EXP!

You're pretty sure Friendship Level doesn't go up that high during one quest. But hey, character stories! (Yes they cried tears of joy when you said that they were friends).

Albert is nowhere to be found. You're very happy about that

You were a fan of La Signora? Turns out, she might be getting revived and become playable! Raiden Shogun doesn't even seem mad about it!

Everyone is at C6. And I mean everyone

1,537 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[cleverclove]

Gosh don’t you hate it when you’re starting to enjoy something and then your mom says that it’s stupid :/

>:o permission to fight your mom????

[constantly-confused-queer]

Bestie I’m drawing Luz wanna see her so far?

Oh yes, please

[draculas-fem-aro-husbando]

Caramel macchiato - Do you sleep with stuffed animals? If so, do you have a favorite?

I do sleep with stuffed animals and my favorite is a husky that looks like a sushi or loaf and it’s very soft. I sleep with several stuffed animals tho and it’s nice because I always have trouble sleeping.

Thanks for the ask! I hope your having an amazing day and please do basic self care!/lh (light hearted)

[send-me-a-puffalope]

So my mom made something called bunny cookies for Twinkle and May’s birthdays (Mays is the day after Twinkles) and I thought you might want to see Twinkle eating one! She decided that I could feed her from where she was under the chair askfjhrkfj

WAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO WHOLESOME, THANK YOUUUU!!! my eyes have been blessed, my bones no longer ache, my posture is now the only straigjt thing about me

[insert-awesome-loki-url-here]

Whimsical: Favorite fairytale?

Fluffy: Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Rose: Favorite drink?

Wanderlust: Have you ever traveled outside of your country?

Daffodil: Do you like spring?

Gossamer: Favorite album?

Kaleidoscope: Favorite color?

Tapestry: Do you like to decorate?

Honeysuckle: Do you ever go barefoot when you’re outside?

Luminous: Does your zodiac sign fit your personality?

Marine: Favorite sea animal?

Nocturnal: Night or day?

Aesthetic: Favorite word?

Whimsical: Favorite fairytale? There's this one (I don't remember it's name) that I thought was particularly gross and interesting when I heard it as a kid.

So it's been a very long time since I've heard the story and I might have only heard it like once or twice so I don't expect it to be 100% accurate ahshdj

So there's this girl who live with her stepmother and step sisters (a common theme in fairytales it seems) and one day I think one of them upset her and she went either into the forest or by a lake or something and was crying and so this fairy had pity on her and "blessed" her where anytime she tried to open her mouth pearls, gold and jewels would fall out. But her stepsisters got jealous and went to the same place (I think they knew where because the girl had written down what had happened after her stepmother asked) and the same fairy was there and they begged and pleaded to have the same thing happen to them so the fairly obliged. They ran home as quickly as possible but when they went inside and begin to open their mouths to show their mother, bugs, slugs and insects swarmed out of their mouth. They shrieked and horror but they couldn't close their mouths. The bugs, slugs and insects just kept coming. But the girl was able to escape and live a semi normal life (of course she couldn't talk but she was rich, just being able to open her mouth whenever she needed more things to sell for money)

But yeah don't mess around with fairies, especially when their gifts aren't the most convenient and thought out in the first place (and their curses are so so much worse)

I hope to find it again one day

Fluffy: Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not in the bed with me, but I do have my most important one nearby my bed in in the bottom of a bunk bed on the floor so my stuffed animal isn't like falling behind the bed, she's just placed on the floor in the tiny space between the mattress and the wall

Rose: Favorite drink? It's not fair :( you can't just ask a drink gay what their favourite drink is /lh I love coffee, apple cider, white grape peach juice, hot chocolate, soda (especially root beer), cherry limeade (I'm sure much more but those are some of my favourites)

Wanderlust: Have you ever traveled outside of your country? Nope, I haven't

Daffodil: Do you like spring? It's okay, but I have some allergies so sometimes not ahsgdhsh

Gossamer: Favorite album? The Black Parade by: MCR, The Click (Deluxe Edition) by AJR, and VOLUME I by: AViVA

Kaleidoscope: Favorite color? ig rainbow but I love a lot of different colours

Tapestry: Do you like to decorate? Yep! I may not have a lot of money when I'm an adult but I'm excited to be able to decorate

Honeysuckle: Do you ever go barefoot when you're outside? Whenever I can! I don't like it when I can't :(

Luminous: Does your zodiac sign fit your personality? ig, like other people say I do (especially my mom) but I don't believe in that kinda of stuff and I'm sure I could find stuff to relate to no matter what my sign is

Marine: Favorite sea animal? Sea turtle, seahorse, sharks, and there's this rly cool site that lets you scroll through the ocean https://neal.fun/deep-sea/ here's a couple of my favs (but there's a lot of awesome ones)

Nocturnal: Night or day? Night for sure! It's just so pretty and cool

Aesthetic: Favorite word? Ooh! Idk but sparkle, froggie, clairvoyancy and starlight are some favs ^•^

Ajagsfshahs thanks for the asks!!! :) Also for quite a lot of these I ended up having multiple answers ahdh oops

[tomfreakinghollandneedsaoscar]

MY TAGLIST

I may or may not lost my saved draft of my taglist so...please ask to join in the new one! 

This will be a obx taglist for all of my JJ/Rudy and Rafe/Drew writings. I am excited to write more when season two comes out and we all have new content. I might even try to write for the other characters. 

Thank you!

Tagging some people who I remember being apart of my old taglist (I would really appreciate if you reblog this so more people who I missed or want to join can see this!)

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[purpleforcreativity]

ive come to the realization that i could fill a water balloon with whipped cream if i really wanted to

@kwermaid28 help

[lehhoh7822]

To help out some newbies to the SaSi fandom who keep seeing the acronyms and going “...what?”(And spoiling almost all of the major episodes at once, but we don’t talk about that here.)

Here are probably the most commonly used ones I’ve seen.

POF: Putting Others First, or the Selfishness vs Selflessness Redux (The one where everything goes to shit, Patton is a forg [that was intentional] Janus has a name, and Roman is dead inside and Logan...)

DWIT: Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts (The one where Remus shows up and Virgil is a darkside and Patton is sorry.)

SvsS: This is generally referencing the first Selfishness vs Selflessness video. (Where in which Janus pulls a massive ahem dick move  ...Thing, with the courtroom. And Patton can’t be a lawyer.) Hot tip, if they’re actually referring to POF it’ll usually say SvsSr or SvsSR.

lntao/LNTAO: This one actually confused me for a while, I thought it was intao and was very confused, then I saw it in all caps and.. reasoning. Learning New Things About Ourselves. (The episode where they become puppets, sing a song and pretend that everything isn’t going to fall apart in a few episodes.

ATHD: This one looks scarily like ADHD. It isn’t. It’s Are There Healthy Distractions. (The episode where Virgil wears a onsie, Roman disses Frozen to the best of his Royal ability, and it’s fanfiction time.)

AA: Accepting Anxiety. Not Alcoholics Anonymous. It’s generally used to mark timeline for drawings and fics then to discuss the events of the episodes. (...I swear if you want a description for this.. no.)

FWSA: Flirting With Social Anxiety. A lot of people saw the title and thought ‘Wait- ARE WE FLIRTING WITH VIRGIL??’ but, no, it’s an Asides episode. And I love it. (The one where c!Thomas gets a love interest that will somehow effect the plot [guys, I think he really needs a boyfriend/j], Roman ignores any and everything that happened in POF, Virgil has a cool eyeshadow power and yeah. 

 CLBG: Can Lying Be Good, the episode where “ Janus impersonates Patton, Roman looks like Joan for a decent part of it, and they act out scenarios (no effing way dude! who broke this vase?) ” from kwermaid28. )

 WDWGBITM or any weird long one with a lot of W’s is Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, (the one where Logan and Roman argue about what Thomas should do with his life, and should probably just kiss already if you ship Logince. Thank you to the people who have reblogged etc. Sorry.

I don’t see many S1 episodes referenced. Almost never, other than AA. So, if there are more I start to see then I’ll add them to this. And hopefully when the next episode comes out (Patience young ones. And old ones. Screw patience. Who invited them anyway?) I can add that here too. 

Hope this was somewhat helpful. Sweetheart, I’m doing my best over here.  And... I’m back, realising that I forgot a few. Ok. I’m going to add them to the original post, sorry. Thanks for the notes.

[loveyatopluto]

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) SPREAD THE LOVE 💛

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS OKAY

UM

WELL

I am really proud of my hair lol

I take pride in my ability to succeed (even tho i procrastinate like a bitch)

I love that I love to read

I love that I’ve created the kind of personality that people are comfortable to just let everything out with (if that makes any sense)

Anddddd I love that I can sing really well, my parents met performing so it would be weird if I didn’t hahaha

Alrighty then, I guess i’ll just tag ten followers? cool? yeah? k

@uselesslesbianhufflepuff @shadowturtlesstuff @clockworkgraystairs @kwermaid28 @jiara-maybank @lucienmorn @clockworkprincess19 @runawaylace @jukeforever @anonniemousefics

Thank you @stormyskys13!

[ad-dictionary]

im sorry but me and @kwermaid28 just had the Ultimate Tumblr Mutual Epiphany that (even though we’ve known each for over a year) i’ve never thought to tell her my name 

[cleverclove]

*crawls into your inbox and lays on the floor* hi

Hi Katie! Can I have you stand up for a minute? *lays a carpet and blankie for you to lay on* there ya go :]

[i-mist-you]

Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!!! 💕💕

Akdjdkwkjsjs tysm frem <3

I’m just gonna tag cuz lazyyyy, but no pressure ofc y’all.

@frayisnotonfire @lavatown-inbound @1tsdanny @a-dreamingflower @burdened-by-eternity @random-existing-hooman @jeanjacket-lesbian @kwermaid28 @youranxienthistory @mouse2004 @anyone who sees this!!!

[friendofthecrows]

Pass the happy🌹! When you receive this, list five things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notification💙💚💙

1. Close friends

2. Tabletop RPGs. Just played some dungeons and dragons last night. My character was named Larry Leatherpants (based on Barry Bluejeans) and there were too many great moments for me to recount here

3. Music. Especially sharing music with friends.

4. Going to my favorite ice cream shop with my family (it's a tradition. I don't even like ice cream but the aesthetic is good and I always have a lot of fun)

5. Sound of birds 💕💞💖 I love them

To lazy to copy and paste so I'm tagging :)

@dragonspleenistasty @raviolidoesstuff @eden-but-less-important @lunar-moth-wing @its-a-pygmy-puffle @kwermaid28 @alexisapossiblepenname @lexiweasley @unzip-your-guts @bagel-rights-activist

[draculas-fem-aro-husbando]

Strawberry lemonade

Hahsjshssnsjxiisjsjsodksjsoxoxkdkdk Thankies!!

Y’all are so sweet,like so extremely awesome!!

Thank you @kwermaid28!!!!!!

We’ve been mutuals for a long time so this means a lot!!

Kwermaid,I say that you are,Olive and Aqua,mahogany!

[send-me-a-puffalope]

Ok so first of all it’s been a while since I’ve sent an ask and I was caught by surprise when I saw askcheeks 🤣

Also can you do mine for the pfp thingy?

HFJWJDJK i’ve had the askcheeks for so long 😭😭

jfkskfksd ngl i reblogged that so OP could draw mine but i maybe if i’m bored i’ll draw it in class tomorrow 👀👀👀