#kyle lastname

[pansy-picnics]

kycece………..Save me kycece……Kycece save me

[kendallroyjenner]

…from now on, the rest of today is about you.

[kylehydesaga]

i have to call kyle hyde “kyle hyde” from now on bc my awareness for every “kyle” i see in my real life is so heightened now, i have to bite my mouth to physically hold myself back from going “🫨🫨🫨🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵KYLE MENTION” and losing my shit

[cervideity]

[wifeswarmacademy]

Getting canceled by the woke left for shipping fei wang reed and kyle 'child murderer' lastname from tsubasa reservoir chronicle

[elusiveumami]

if god was real kyle gallner wouldve been cast as daniel lastname in saw ii but he wasnt so i guess gods still dead.

[capmanes]

I like to think that last scene where Michael talks to Max about knowing he’s not responsible for who his father is but still feel a responsibility to fix what he broke has both Alex’s influence and Kyle’s. 

It may have been in the vain of sullen, angry cowboy, but Michael did open up and showed his frustration about his inability to help his home planet to Kyle in the last episode.

I like the bickering and calling each other tools and stuff but I’d also like to add some friendship in there too. Michael needs more friends. He has family now give him some friends.

Like Bert! Him helping Bert and than sitting with him at the funeral can definitely be the start of a friendship. Plus, Bert makes mead. Maybe Michael can be his taste tester. 

edited to remove ‘test subject’ seemed insensitive, I apologize. 

[t0rturedangel]

╰ → 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 '𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂' ━ ♡

☆ - ・STANLY MARSH ━ " Im just glad i got to spend some time with you "

☆ - ・ KYLE BROFLOVSKI ━ " I swear to god- if fat ass makes fun of you again i swear "

☆ - ・ KENNETH MCCORMICK ━ " I may be poor but i will buy you anything you want baby! "

☆ - ・LEOPOLD 'BUTTERS' STOTCH ━ " Do you like hello kitty ? "

☆ - ・ TWEEK TWEAK ━ " ACK!- o-oh hey Y-y/n! "

☆ - ・ CRAIG TUCKER ━ " I flip them off for you "

☆ - ・ CLYDE DONOVAN ━ " You look so pretty today- and every other day "

☆ - ・ SCOTT MALKINSON ━ " Thanks for not finding me weird "

☆ - ・MICHAEL (I DUNNO HIS LAST NAME) ━ " (I dunno what to put ) "

☆ - ・ PETE ( DUNNO HIS LASTNAME EITHER ) ━ " (I dunno what to put ) "

☆ - ・HENRIETTA BIGGLE ━ " (I dunno what to put ) "

IF YOU WANT ANY MORE PLS ASK / REQUEST

[pansy-picnics]

Kycece splatoween costumes🧡🧡🧡🧡 cece had a few more she wanted to show off but kyle insisted those were staying between them……🤷

[merlintheenchanted]

Candy — The Blasting Company || Becoming the Lastnames — Will Wood || Achilles binding Patroclus’ wounds — Unknown (detail) || La bataille de Reichshoffen — Aimé Morot || Scheherazade — Richard Siken || Boys playing soldiers — Francisco of Goya (detail) || “You won this battle... but not the war!” — common saying || Brokeback Mountain — Ang Lee || How to Draw a Horse — Emma Hunsinger || Misanthropologist — Will Wood || The Germanic Soldier with Helmet — Osmar Schindler (detail) || You are going to the wars, Willie boy —  John Hill Hewitt || GuardHeart — Kyle Stibbs || Chevaux en bord de mer — Rosa Bonheur (detail) || In Our Bedroom After the War — Stars

[alemonyoyo]

Kyle - Math Homework (Oil On Canvas - Zoe [Lastname] 17/2/22)

[iii-days-grace]

oops all kyles

just accidentally applied for a job using the name Kyle because I was fucking around with my resume

my necronym also starts with a K and my email is lastname+initial so it still works but um. i dont know what my preferred outcome is here

[dovahkiin-official]

if you've changed your name recently, remember to change your voicemail message.

but also as someone who recently started working at a company who does market and social research, and calling people to conduct surveys, could you please also keep the following in mind

put your first and last name in your message so i can be sure i reached the right person

don't start with "hello" or "hi" instead start your message with "sorry" or "you have reached"

default robotic ones work fine, especially if you include your first and last name

please dont do the fake-out message. i am begging you. this shit is not funny and i have to read my script every time just to be interrupted like "haaa got you" like no you didnt get me, kyle, you just wasted my time

seriously any sort of message instead of "[silence] [BEEEEP]" is better. anything at all.

please give me more than five seconds to process that i have reached an answering machine. going "John. [BEEEP]" does not give me enough time to prepare or click the answering machine button.

saying please, thank you, goodbye, etc. seems polite and necessary but it is not. it takes up your time and mine. i got an answering machine, you dont need to be overly polite about it.

i think the worst voicemail message i've encountered other than the fake-out was, "hello? heelllloooo? i'm not heeeereeee. [BEEEEP]"

seriously what the fuck was that

here is my message for an example

"You've reached Charley Lastname. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, number, and reason for calling, I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

hope this was informative and please follow this advice because i am dying out here

[whodunnitvrai]

Gordon Freeman. Kyle Lastname. Kyle Lastname. Gordon Freeman.

“You’re... actually him, huh? Kyle-the-developer? That Kyle?“

Kyle just...

He just nods.

...

Gordon takes a deep breath, doing a sort of awkward half-laugh as he let’s it go. “Okay, yeah, this is pretty crazy. Why don’t... why don’t you guys come in. Seems like we have a lot to talk about, huh?“

[wizdomtooth]

"Is it a tragedeigh or a murghdur if each of your children have 10+ first names *and* 10+ middle names??

including their birth certificates and every official form AFAIK... they even teach their kids to write/spell all of their names from a relatively young age

[Edit: I have obviously not seen their official documents. I would love to discover that they had to shorten the names for the official papers. I can only tell you what friends & family were told]

Here are the names [ps i redacted their first names because of searchable birth announcements... plenty of names left to critique tho!]

'Some have inquired about our children's long names, so I've decided to share them. I often say all of them when they are in trouble because by the time I get to the end of the litany I'm not as upset with them anymore. But jokes aside, [spouse] and I are name nerds and etymology buffs, so there is always a really thoughtful, purposeful, and particular process when coming up with the names for our children. Without further ado...

[FirstName] Margaret Louise Barbara Catherine Aurora Anastacia Augustina Arwen Arianna Wilhelmina Marla Lorraine Misti Jacinda Fébronie Deborah Cheryl Brenda Jean Meredith Mary Dolores Benedicta Philomena Francisca Teresa Teofania Xena Una Victoria Christina [LastName]

[FirstName] Michael William Joseph John Jack Stephan Rowan Ross Wayne Gerald Harris Robert Duncan Harold Wynn Kilian Adalbert Adair Edward Hormisdas Alcide Providence Paul Anthony Francis Thibault Theophilus Xenon Secundus Christopher Victor Edwin Elpidius Jabez [LastName]

[FirstName] Alice Mary Lorraine Anne Ozite Barbe-Amable Louise Léa Léonie Sérèna Sophronie Hél��ne-Béatrix Laëtitia-Julie Honoré-Hortense Dorothée Donna Guinèvre Kimberly Malvine Matilde Angèle Brünhilde Carmentis Caroline Travisane Nicole Caitline-Rose Christine-Guillemette Quartz Josèphe Victoire [LastName]

[FirstName] Marla Rose Alaïne Elizabeth Rowan Natalie Freya Lucy Liora Eulalia Edwige Jessica Brenda Hazelelponi Flora Penelope Rebecca Kristen Aerika Trevorina Davida Diana Kyle Jean Adele Dolores Marie Josephine Quintilia Victoria Susan [LastName]'" lol.

[justkarliekloss]

The name starts with K and in the comments they even said baby k so I think it’s either karl, kyle, kevin or other name that starts with k . I’m still waiting for karlie to post though but let her take time to heal, process everything that’s going on and take time with her baby these moments are precious and she must enjoy them cause babies grow so fast 🥺🥺

I call him baby K because of their lastnames, so maybe they do that too 😁 And same. I want her to post but I also want her to enjoy these first days and rest as much as she needs and can.