#kyotani brainrot

[kyotani-brainrot]

Yknow what, fuck it.

Bakugo Katsuki / Kyotani Kentaro as things my boyfriend does.

(while he was living with me for a month bc the campus for his summer course was closer to us)

Takes melatonin every day at 21:00 (9pm)

Takes the trash out every morning on his way out for class.

Uses the nsfw channel in your discord group to post the most cursed character ships known to man

Is asexual

When he can’t decide on what to eat he just orders a smoothie.

Has bad acid reflux when he eats anything too greasy

Only knows how to play video games aggressively and curse at his teammates for doing anything stupid

sleeps face down (like you genuinely worry that he may accidentally suffocate)

When he can’t sleep bc of overstimulation he’ll play Animal Crossing while watching Summer Camp Island

Gets really (adorably) clingy when he first starts getting sleepy for the night.

Whines every morning about you having to leave for work and proceeds to hold you until the absolute last minute that you can manage to stay in bed

Alternatively, he tries to keep you awake when you randomly wake up at 8:00 on a saturday morning before you try to roll over and go back to sleep

Grabs your hands and keeps them separated from each other when he sees you picking at your fingers

Hates vehicles and gets motion sickness pretty easily

Taunts the fuck out of your hellspawn of a cat (still loves him no matter how many scratches he ends up with)

Messages you everyday to make sure you actually ate lunch

Makes sure you take your meds and that you check your blood sugar before you eat anything sugary (i’m type 2 diabetic and gotta be real fucking careful when i decide to eat ice cream)

Doesn’t know how to react when you cry, but will literally do whatever you tell him too when you do cry

Sometimes forgets that you have emotional/religious parental trauma and gets really worried about you when you talk about you’re childhood

So many cuddles. so so so many

kisses your hand every time he holds it

Cried when Summer Camp Island got removed from HBOMax

Okay i’m gonna stop there bc otherwise i’ll be typing all day…

[kindaichiyu]

oikawa insists that kyoutani only listens to heavy metal. his #1 artist is p!atd

[pinkpigsfly147]

HAIKYUU X PJO BRAINROT #1

My take on some Haikyuu characters if they were Greek DemiGods:

Yamaguchi Tadashi - Son of Demeter

(Idk why but he gives off the type of person to be really good at taking care of plants)

Nishinoya Yuu - Son of Hephaestus

(Specifically the kind with pyrokenisis because that would feel on brand if he just bursts into flames)

Kiyoko Shimizu - Daughter of Aphrodite

(No explanation needed, she's a icon)

Oikawa Tooru - Son of Aphrodite

(Pretty boy status, plus he would so be able to charmspeak)

Yahaba Shigeru - Son of Aphrodite

(Eh, I just felt like he and Oikawa would be related)

Kyotani Kentaro - Son of Ares

(Pretty self-explanatory)

Tendou Satori - Son of Dionysus

(He seems like he would be able to down a bottle of vodka, like in that one meme)

Shirabo Kenjiro - Son of Mars (Roman counterpart to Ares)

(I like the 2nd gen captain beef headcannon)

Kozume Kenma - Son of Hades

(I have no explanation for this one, just felt like it)

Akaashi Keji - Son of Athena

(He takes notes and is very smart :D )

Yukie Shirofuku - Daughter of Nike

(She seems like she could get real competitive when it comes down to it)

Suna Rintaro - Son of Hypnos

(He seems like a sleepy boy)

Atsumu Miya - Son of Apollo

(His hair is like the sun, and I can see him liking archery)

Osamu Miya - Mortal

(Their mother made a deal to have one powerful demigod child and one mortal child, although the Apollo cabin have said that if Osamu ever goes to camp, they would accept him :D)

Komori Motoya - Son of Hermes

(At this point, I needed a different god, and he seemed the fit Hermes the best in my opinoin)

Sakusa Kiyoomi - His family are desendants of a Roman god

(It seemed to fit the narrative, and his family is unaware of Komori being a greek DemiGod and vice-versa)

That's all for now...

[mintmatcha]

(Kyotani brainrot on 1000 again today-)

Kyotani has a love-hate relationship with those fucking shorts. he feels flustered and silly, but it's not often he sees you look so amused yet so enamored with him. and there's a sharp, salacious glint in your eyes too. like he's something that you want to devour.

he likes it. he's never considered himself "desireable" before he met you. "mad dog" is a moniker that's stuck to him, for better or worse, for most of his life. he's so used to glaring at people with sharp eyes, he's never been the subject of someone else's sharp eyes before you came into his life.

those eyes are on him now as you lick and tease him through those fucking shorts. his hands are gripped into tight fists as he writhes beneath your touch. love bites are scattered along the insides of this thighs, some more dark than others, and your cute, sinful mouth has been licking through his shorts for forever now.

he's hard. his cock is against his abs, sticking out from beneath those fucking shorts. and you've been teasing him with kitten licks and gentle sucks since you knelt in front of him while he was sat on the couch.

Kyo loves the way your lips feel, just barely wrapped around the tip of his cock. he's leaking precum with almost each swipe of your tongue. you're giving the slightest bit of attention to the most sensitive part of his cock and it's dizzying. too much, yet too little. overwhelming, but not enough.

your eyes are locked onto him and the expressions he makes. you hum and giggle at watching him squirm, watching his abs flex as he writhes and tries to resist bucking his hips up against you. he hates it. he fucking loves it.

he could cum just like this. just from you teasing his head, sucking on the tip of his cock like it was a treat, just from the way he watches your soft, plump lips wrap around it and your tongue just laps up everything his cock leaks out and how you're whining and cooing at him-

oh fuck. he is going to cum.

you must know, too, because you pull away right then. a thin trail - a mix of his fluids and your saliva - keeps you connected only for a moment before it breaks when you move.

before he even realizes it, the shorts are properly pulled down to finally free his full length. you sit up, your tank top pulled down in front so his cock rests comfortably between your tits and he moans out loud at the sensation.

with this new position, his cock sliding between your boobs as you wrap your warm, wet mouth around his head once more, is more than enough to push him over the edge.

he cums a bit noisier than normal, groaning through gritted teeth as he bucks his hips. it's messy, too. he empties most of it into your mouth, and when he pulls away it gets everywhere. over your chin, leaking down over and between your tits, coating those pretty lips...

you're panting like you're the one whose just cum, mouth slightly agape, the tip of your tongue lolling out of your mouth as you stare up at him, bleary eyed.

"you're messy," he breaths out, finally finding his words.

you tut in mock annoyance, looking down over yourself at the mess he's made of you.

instead of speaking, you bat your lashes at him and open your mouth a bit more, showing off his cum, now collecting on your tongue.

his cock twitches.

Kyotani leans forward, cock twitching as he meets you halfway in a messy, satisfying kiss. he doesn't flinch away at the taste of himself on your tongue, instead leaning into it, groaning into your mouth.

you're both panting when he finally pulls away. you smile at him.

"all clean."

holy shit lily. oh my god. oh man.

[qupidology]

h. gyomei: so beautiful, be kind to her, please.

mi amour you make me swoon

bunniie/bunn ;; twentyone ;; sun/she/they ;; black ;;

i write a lot of self-indulgent shit most of it is nsfw but i like fluff a lot too! i work pretty much every day and even tho my job isn't horrible im tired of working so much

favorite color(s): pink, red, purple, and black

favs: !!!gyomei himejima!!!, akaza, tengen uzui, gyutaro, genya shinazugawa, sanemi shinazugawa, gen narumi, iharu furhashi, mitsuya takashi, !!!the kawata twins!!!, kokonoi hajime, atsushi sendo, !!!ryohei hayashi!!!, ran haitani, ryuguji ken, hanma shuji , tendo satori, !!!kyotani kentaro!!!, tanaka ryunosuke, aran ojiro, kotaro bokuto, nishinoya yuu, aomine daiki, kagami taiga, kiyoshi teppei,!!!hanta sero!!!, !!!tenya iida!!!, snipe, gang orca gajeel redfox, nanami kento, choso kamo, vulcan joseph, bishamon, garou, metal bat, tsukasa shishio, mephisto pheles, connie springer,

likes: reading, singing, listening to music, gushing about my current obsessions, fashion, roller skating, fantasy novels, dying my hair, sweeeets, drawing, bugging my fp, making friends

dislikes: bigots, people making me feel dumb, people who demonize mental illnesses, yukio okumura, loud high pitched noises, hypocrites, winter storms, overexerting myself

PLEASE RESPECT MY PRONOUNS

send asks i like making friends!!

current works:

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koko brainrot

mitsuya brainrot

h gyomei: so sweet you are sun

i’ll start blushing my love

[tsukki-lover]

i want kyotani to bark at me

[chaeringpop]

Kyōtani with a breeding kink and a daddy kink.

Head full. Many thoughts.

[umikawa]

Kyotani would take you to a rage room for a date, then take you out for ice cream right after

[haexhanize]

☾ 𝐡𝐪 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬; feat. suna, akaashi, bokuto, kyotani & sakusa ☽

☾ SUNA RINTARO; ☽

• he likes to change up his playlists a lot. for example, a couple for different moods, songs that remind him of something or even just his mostly played songs, etc.

• he doesn’t really have a set preference of his favourite type of music. if someone were to ask him what’s his favourite genre, he’ll most likely respond with, ‘i listen to a lot of different things’ or something like that.

• he can go from wake up in the sky (bruno mars, etc) to chamber of reflection (mac demarco) to be natural (red velvet).

• songs that are on repeat are; pour up (dean, etc), good & plenty (alex isley), mad dog (nct 127) & moonlight (ariana grande).

☾ AKAASHI KEIJI; ☽

• i know for a fact that this man listens to classical music. argue with the wall. he’s got a whole playlist dedicated just for this genre.

• his favourite genre may be classical but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t listen to anything else. he’s quite versatile with what he listens to as well.

• i think he’ll listen to mostly slow, sensual type of music. he’ll also listen to upbeat songs, especially if he’s with bokuto, but i think he tries to avoid misogynistic music cause he doesn’t like the messages behind them.

• songs that are on repeat are; nothing burns like the cold (snoh aalegra, etc), 4:00am (taeko onuki), lujon (henry mancini) & what you won’t do for love (bobby caldwell).

☾ BOKUTO KOTARO; ☽

• he will be bopping hardcore to tokyo drift (teriyaki boyz) and then the song that follows up is something depressing like ykwim? (yot club).

• it’s quite funny how his emotions will just switch up according to the songs but he really needs to sort his playlists out cause how can one minute he’ll be crying to some depressing shit and then rapping at light speed the next???

• big big disney music fan. ESPECIALLY the high school musical and mulan soundtracks. it’s not his fault they go hard 🤷‍♀️.

• songs that are on repeat are; like i love you (justin timberlake), this is how we do it (montell jordan, etc), reflection (from mulan) & get’cha head in the game (from hsm).

☾ KYOTANI KENTARO; ☽

• bad bitch energy right here 😜. likes to listen to pumped up songs before his games to get him going. he thinks it fuels him or smth??

• doesn’t like to admit it, but he likes listening to music by female artists, especially rap. he’s got a huge crush on megan thee stallion btw. but would rather be caught dead than be caught listening to his go-to, wap 🙏 (cardi b, etc).

• used to be so obsessed with uk drill at one point LOL. but tbh i think that matches his vibe

• songs that are on repeat are; strike a pose (young t & bugsey, etc), bad girls (m.i.a), megan’s piano (megan thee stallion) & did it on’em (nicki minaj).

☾ SAKUSA KIYOOMI; ☽

• listens to whatever sounds good. he doesn’t have a favourite singer or favourite genre, but if he likes the music then he’ll most likely add it to one or a couple of his 127 different, organised playlists.

• language barriers don’t really affect him as much as people make it out to be, so he likes listening to spanish, arabic, english and recently got into kpop too. the whole lot, basically.

• i think it’s quite funny how he can go around all intimidating and walk around like he’s in an angry mood, but his earphones will be blasting something like rookie (red velvet).

• songs that are on repeat are; if i ain’t got you (alicia keys), my world (asiahn), david (celia) & sunny side up! (red velvet).

[mintmatcha]

it's late, but that's when my whore hours reaches its peak 🥺 also spured on by my thoughts of him with a chubby/plus sized/whatever you wanna use SO, because he likes how soft you are in comparison to him 🥰

currently still overcome with Kyotani brainrot 🥺 and gently whispering in his ear how much you love him and love how gentle and careful he always is around you...

...but also reminding him that you're not fragile. and how you don't mind when he gets a little rough when he fucks you 🥺

hes obsessed with how soft and malleable you are, how you can be so soft and yet take such a rough fuck---

he loves a chubby waist

[peachycoreroo]

kyotani brainrot? ohhhh baby this came way too easily

he's a mean cockwarmer :(

but he doesn't start off mean, he coos in your ear and holds you tight. hes 100% a smooth, sweet talker and brings you to a state close to calm sleep while hes buried inside you

but then he starts bucking his hips, squeezing your sides and tweaking your nipples. and he wont let you move, because if you move you dont get to come from his cock

and it goes on until you're sobbing and begging for him to fuck you so good like only he can

fuck hes so sexy

[nahoyaglock]

i put my heightz next to haikyuu characters and uhmm.. KINDAICHI SEXC