#lMAOOOOO

[smileyface234]

Rebloging for the tags

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[eljeebee]

You call me up at night, imaginary lines Are you gonna go back to sleep? I know you better Than you know yourself I'm only sayin', play your hand with someone else Don't tell me how to

🌕

[camaelczarka]

Louis dressing Lestat:

Armand dressing Lestat:

Lestat dressing himself:

[teaboot]

A while ago I was talking to my therapist and I told her I was worried that I was creepy and invasive with relationships. She asked me what I meant.

I told her, "Well, when I'm interested in someone, I try and find out what they like, and if it's something I don't like, then I do a bunch of research and write notes and stuff and explore the topic until I find something I *do* like. And I'm worried that that's weird or stalker-y. But like... I've found a bunch of stuff I still enjoy after the interest in them has faded. So is that okay, or is it creepy?"

And she stared at me for a minute before saying, "That sounds very sweet of you, actually"

And so yeah

Self-perception and shit

[queen0fm0nsterz]

assorted krerdly doodles from a while back

[mydairpercabeth]

YOURE TELLING ME THEYRE GONNA HAVE 5’3 ANNABETH CHASE DEFENDING 5’10 PERCY JACKSON AND 6’5 TYSON??? OH CASTING DIRECTORS I OWE YOU MY LIFE

[gautiersylvain]

subtitles just don't do this banter justice

[lesbianneopolitan]

yes

[pigeonstab]

Dance!Killer I always talk about but never draw

ref

[embershroud108]

[catchymemes]

[yaoifuldnp]

there isnt a single truth in this tweet

[cabbagestrand]

it sure is unadulterated loathing and nothing else

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

WHOA

he openly admitted he doesn't have a plan for health care

[star-lights-up]

(((: thanks!

At the beach in every life 🌊

Cherik Week 2025 Day One Reincarnation/Mental Bond (both prompts filled)

[accidentcache]

“can i flirt with you”

feat: keigo takami / hawks

warnings / cache notes: language, suggestive/nsfw meme use, ende**** is used as a slur (as it should be)

req📌: ❌ i wanted more pro hero hawks x pro hero y/n tweets n texts <3 hawks with a mean gf <333 (delulu saying that’s just me)

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