#laerryn coramar

[thirtythree43]

to be fair to wizards if I gained the power to shoot fire out of my hands i would also become full of hubris 

[overworkedblorbobattle]

Overworked Blorbo Battle Round 1 Poll: 40

[weareunderthesameskies]

god forbid women do anything [casts blight on your tree]

[natp20]

our intrepid apocalyptic heroes everybody! art by @agarthanguide

[orphanthemaker]

[asexxxualauthor]

Rewatching through EXU Calamity and I just want to give big props to Marisha and Aabria for going so hard on the “rip to that other guy but I’m different” vibes that the Age of Arcanum was overflowing with.

The ladies find a letter written in plain and simple language that essentially says “Wizards can’t be trusted with knowledge because they’re too ambitious so I won’t tell you what the tree does” and immediately went “well maybe not those ambitious wizards but we’re totally different ambitious wizards who definitely know what we’re doing and are so much better and cooler that we’ll definitely be able to handle what we find!”

The arrogance, the drama, the self-centered hubris of it all—god I wish we had more time with these two ego-maniacs!

[xombigirl]

I'm finally able to catch up on the last half of episode 92 and WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME AABRIA HAD A LOQUATIUS CHIBI PIN ON HER SHIRT. MA'AM. THAT IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SAM RIEGEL CHARACTER

@quiddie out here repping the best CR ship to ever ship. Ma'am I love you.

[liimonadas]

the most beautiful woman in the world (canon)

[its-your-mind]

Laerryn Coramar FUCKING Seelie fucked up those Primordials SO GOOD that the land where they had been is moving and boiling and shifting over a MILLENNIUM LATER don’t you DARE look at me and tell me there has ever been a more powerful arcanist than the fucking Architect Arcane of the floating City of Avalir who near-single-handedly prevented the total annihilation of Exandria by modifying her INCREDIBLY COMPLEX AND ADVANCED AND POWERFUL MAGICAL DEVICE while her city FELL FROM THE SKY and the people she loved most in the world died defending her. The Shattered Teeth ARE STILL FUCKING MOVING. FUCK.

[polarsirens]

The Ring of Brass endures.

i have made the mistake of beginning this series at a very emotionally low point and now i am just.... grieving for all of these people. of this city. of this land and i don’t think i will be okay for a long, long while. i know this is not my usual terror content but i just ... made this and i wanted to save it somewhere. oh my god i’ve never watched d&d, let alone critical role before i literally don’t go here but this series.

i will need some time to recover but oh. i am just continuously weeping while drawing my hands are all curled up. i only wanted to see more of brennan lee mulligan because i saw a short on youtube and thought he was a comedian i did not expect this. (again i’m sorry for inflicting this upon you all and offer you a textless version ??)

[myrling-art]

I think they'd be friends. 💛💜🤍

Just two misunderstood elven wizards. Sharing a cup of whiskey and chocolate.

Bonding over their pursuit of arcane discoveries, the lack of governmental funding for passion projects, and their shared hatred for parties.

[overworkedblorbobattle]

Preliminary Poll 7: Critical Role

[whatthefusco]

venn diagrams are the highest form of literary analysis

[essektheylyss]

World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE

(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)

Well folks, this is it. The final.

We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.

And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....

A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.

But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.

Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.

There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!

(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)

Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:

So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!

[lizormianillustration]

there are a lot of stories in exandria of mortals who stumbled their way into feywild and fell in love with an enchanting fairy that they met there.