#larrie births

[theirloveisgross]

Hey,

I had already been a fan of Florence Pugh and was following her on Instagram, so I guess that's why I got recommended lots of clips of the whole DWD shenanigan during the 2022 Biennale. I had been aware that Harry and OW were supposed to be in a relationship and hadn't questioned it at all because I wasn't invested, but those videos and the whole spitgate thing didn't add up, so I looked him up a bit, got recommended the Cosmic Leeds videos and reels of X factor fetus clips and that was it for me! Guess I wouldn't be a Larrie right now if that ridiculous PR stunt had never happened!

OMG, no way! Hahahahahahshshash. This is amazing!

First, fuck yeah, Florence! I've also been a fan of hers since Midsommar came out. Instant love. Favorite movie. Blown away by her. I'll follow her through the end of time.

Second, I can't get over how you were like, "this relationship looks weird" from the outside. And that you somehow ended up on the Larry rabbit hole on YouTube because of it... hahashahsa. You win, I'm obsessed with this.

"Guess I wouldn't be a Larrie right now if that ridiculous PR stunt had never happened!" Help. I wonder how many of you are out there, hahahahsa.

Anyone who sees this and has joined the fandom in the last year or so, send me a message if you want. I'm so curious what was your starting point, what made you go "Larry?" and then "LARRY!", hajdhahs.

[d-lanx]

[huntingrays]

aa trans!miles headcanon:

when they were kids, larry never seemed interested in miles. even before they became close friends, larry didn’t ever have a crush on him, even tho he seemed to have a crush on at least every girl in their class at some point.

when miles brought this up, larry just thought about it before shrugging and saying that he just never saw miles like that, that he never gave larry the impression of a pretty girl he’d want to pursue (to which phoenix was aghast and tried to assure miles that he was very pretty, larry was just an idiot).

it was only years later when he found out he was a trans man and many years after that when he realized that somehow larry butz knew he was a guy before even he did.

[larrylimericks]

8Jan23

Oh, Lou, you and Oli are gasses: Seen browsing that Hut for sunglasses! We know that you know That we know (thanks to Joe) — Time to clown as we talk out our asses.

(FWIW, this year’s Sunglass Hut sighting seems to be at the Santa Monica store.)

[littledigest]

Astro Observation: Commonalities in Billionaires' Charts

Taking a look at the charts of the top 15 richest people in the world as of 2022 (list taken from Forbes)

Subjects:

Elon Musk

Jeff Bezos

Bernard Arnault

Bill Gates

Warren Buffett

Larry Page

Sergey Brin

Larry Ellison

Steve Ballmer

Mukesh Ambani

Gautam Adani

Michael Bloomberg

Carlos Slim Helu

Francoise Bettencourt Meyers

Mark Zuckerberg

What happens when we break down all 15 people's personal planets?

Taurus and Aquarius came out the most frequently among personal planets (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars) with 10 and 9, respectively.

Taurus is not a surprise. It is ruled by Venus, which has two sides: the lighter, gracious, lovely side and the warring, violent, and self-centered side. Taurus tends to have a taste for finer things, status, and comfort. It is an earth sign, meaning there is a level of stability and resoluteness when they decide they want to pursue something. Once they reach a certain status or goal, they do not let go easily and will keep their place for as long as they can.

Aquarius, ruled by Uranus, is associated with the group and the public. There is a level of detachment that separates the Aquarian from others and helps them get a wider perspective on people's needs and wants. At the same time, it is a sign that wants to be different, and this is what makes them or their company/products stand out. Aquarius is associated with technology and doing things for the world and/or humanity. High possibility of reaching many people.

Aries, Cancer, and Pisces all tied for third with 7 each.

Aries are action-oriented and ambitious people who take steps to realize their goals. Because they are impulsive and confident, they are not afraid to take risks.

Cancers want to be able to take care of themselves and their loved ones and can make very shrewd, practical money moves that keep growing.

Pisces are original and intuitive; they can process a lot of abstract information they use to make decisions; can also be very in tune with the general public, which helps to know what is currently happening and what will happen in the future.

The sign that appeared the least among personal planets was Sagittarius with 3. Gemini and Scorpio both tied for second to last with 4 each.

By modality? Fixed signs were the most common (29). Then, Cardinal (26). And lastly, Mutable (20).

By element? Earth came in first (22). Then, Air (19), Water (18), and Fire (16).

Most common aspect?

Neptune - Pluto (10/15)

This is a generational aspect that lasts from the 1940s to the 2030s. Warren Buffett, Carlos Slim Helu, Michael Bloomberg, Larry Ellison, and Larry Page are the only ones without this aspect. Since this aspect includes such a wide range of people, it does not hugely affect our study. I also do not have their accurate birth times, so I do not know which houses Neptune and Pluto land.

Sun - Moon (9/15)

This aspect shows that the ego is connected to emotions. Ego means our self-esteem and self-importance. So, with a Sun-Moon aspect, our desire to see ourselves as important is directly connected to our emotions. Sun-Moon people can feel that they want to show people who they are and what they can be. There can be a lot of friction in life when it comes to wanting to be "someone," and this often serves as a motivator for success (not just financial success). This can also show someone sure of who they are; they go through life with a good level of confidence. On the other hand, a negative but productive manifestation could be someone who is trying to match their level of self-esteem with their goals in life. Even if they reach goals, they may want to feed their ego more and push harder for an even higher goal.

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates (Mars-ruled Sun and Moon), Larry Ellison (same sign Sun-Moon in Leo), Steve Ballmer, Gautam Adani, and Michael Bloomberg (same sign Sun-Moon in Aquarius) do not have this aspect.

Sun - Mars (8/15)

Sun-Mars people are assertive and action-oriented. Negatively, they can be too aggressive and selfish. These people are competitive and can be good at directing others. Mars is a planet of action and passion; anyone, not just billionaires, who has achieved any kind of success in life, needs the ability to put things into action and an ongoing passion for working toward their goals. This is a go-getter, taking the opportunity kind of aspect.

Elon Musk (Mars conjunct NN), Bill Gates (Sun-Moon in Mars-ruled signs), Larry Ellison, Steve Ballmer (Sun in Aries), Mukesh Ambani (Sun in Aries), Gautam Adani, and Carlos Slim Helu (Mars in Aries) do not have this aspect.

Sun - Neptune (8/15)

So, we've gone through ego and action. And now, we must talk about dreams. Neptune means many things, one of them being dreams and things that don't seem possible. Many of these billionaires, if not all, dreamt big. They wanted to become successful (at least financially) and become part of the top echelon or wanted to change people's lives with technology and innovation. Even now, as billionaires, they keep dreaming bigger and bigger and work towards realizing their goals. People who dream too small don't usually get big rewards. Sun-Neptune people tend to have good imaginations and can want glamourous things in life. Or, they can be philanthropists and make contributions to society.

Elon Musk, Bernard Arnault (Sun, Venus, Mars in Pisces), Larry Ellison, Steve Ballmer, Michael Bloomberg, Carlos Slim Helu, and Mark Zuckerberg do not have this aspect.

Sun - Chiron (8/15)

Sun-Chiron people tend to understand the realities of life, both the good and the bad. They could be sensitive or have perceived insecurities; they may also feel they are/will be different and accept this responsibility. Think of Chiron the centaur. Chiron was different from the beginning and was raised as a civilized centaur. He developed many skills in his lifetime and was a forever student and mentor. He lived accepting that life has both beautiful and painful moments. Sun-Chiron aspect is a bit of a lonely aspect; this person could be well-liked, but it does not detract from his/her loneliness. These are types who want to find a solution to every problem, personal or societal. They may also feel different from others or excluded by others (socially isolated).

Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett, Larry Page, Larry Ellison, Mukesh Ambani, Michael Bloomberg, and Carlos Slim Helu do not have this aspect.

Uranus - Chiron (8/15)

When we combine Uranus with Chiron, we get someone who wants to bring a new era to society. These people believe in being different and thinking of different ways to solve problems. They definitely do not follow the beaten path; they are pioneers. Uranus is the planet associated with the group. Uranus-Chiron people are tuned into what the public needs and wants are. These people are advocates for progressive ideas, technology, and thinking outside the box, all in the name of social progress.

Bernard Arnault, Warren Buffett, Steve Ballmer, Mukesh Ambani, Gautam Adani, Michael Bloomberg, and Mark Zuckerberg do not have this aspect.

Jupiter - Pluto (8/15)

This is a classic sign of someone with immense wealth, fortune, and resources. Jupiter is an expansive planet associated with fortune, luck, and opportunity. Pluto is associated with power, control, and transformation. Whatever opportunities, risks, ventures, etc. these people take, it has a chance of becoming very successful. These people don't receive wealth and power from others; they want to generate this themselves. In a negative light, this could also mean being too risky, too controlling, and so powerful that they eat everyone around them. This can also show immense greed and having a hard time stopping. This is a very powerful aspect, but it can also bring highly transformative moments in life since with a lot of power and money comes a lot of responsibility, especially social responsibility.

Jeff Bezos, Bernard Arnault, Larry Ellison, Mukesh Ambani, Michael Bloomberg, Francoise Bettencourt Meyers, and Mark Zuckerberg do not have this aspect.

The most aspected planets in this order:

Chiron (62)

Venus (61)

Pluto (58)

Neptune (57)

Saturn (57)

Jupiter (56)

Sun (55)

Moon (55) *birth times not accurate

Mercury (49)

Mars (49)

Uranus (48)

North Node (33)

South Node (30)

Closing Thoughts

Whatever your opinions are on the mega-rich, you cannot say these people did not work for their money. It could be driven by greed, or maybe there are good intentions behind their actions. But they worked to build themselves an empire. Seeing Chiron, Pluto, and Saturn among the top 5 most aspected planets shows that building a "modern empire" takes time, hard work, dedication, and perseverance.

At the same time, you also need luck and a tendency to want to expand and grow (Neptune, Jupiter) as well fortune and attraction, shown with Venus (and Jupiter) as the second most aspected planet. Venus is seen as a benefic planet that attracts. It is associated with money and fortune (as well as beauty and love). It is not surprising that this is highly aspected in the charts of billionaires.

I find it interesting that Chiron is the most aspected planet. Chiron is highly skilled, educated, intelligent, and helpful. But he was also wounded and did not know how to heal himself.

I can interpret this in two ways: These billionaires are driven to use their skills to contribute and provide something for others. Or, they have a lot of good things that others want, but there is still something missing.

Edited Jul 22, 2022: Double-checked my data and found that my calculations for Venus were incorrect. This is now corrected. Venus is the second most aspected planet, not the 10th.

[pop-punklouis]

are you still a larrie? like actively believe HL are together?

this was my paternity results when i was born, grey

[juanitasupreme]

Margot Robbie in a few years

[art-by-jones]

Birth of Buddha Larry Jones; circa early 90s Steel and stone 9 1/2″ x 6″

born from his mother’s side

[peacheenie]

am going to fuq aroun with gender and pronouns and my name and shit. i have been wanting to do much more with it all since i havent been as happey as i couldve been but i havent felt comfortable with the idea until now so fuckit!!!! we ball

am happey to go with any basic pronouns rn as long as ppl r normal abt it ^_^ it/they/she/he whatever!! im nonbiney in the way i have no prefered. gender presentation ig

but i also like the idea of puppy dawg neopronouns cuz i am just a puppy... so anything like....

heem/heems or pup/pups or even yip/yap/yips/yaps would be so epic ^_^

names wise im still fine with emm/evan!! but it would be funny to go by emmie or larrie cuz my friends brought it up and i love my blorbos and their genders but i also enjoy mnm/m&m since my name is already emm....

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

The only good advice Kenneth gives Travis(the cottagecore au where Travis is preggo with Sal's kid) is that his mother had a really difficult labor, so Travis may want to consider either getting a really good midwife, or a really good doctor at a good hospital.

I sincerely believe Sal would appreciate him a little more after that. Meanwhile Travis just begrudgingly accepts his help with a polite thanks. He never wants to talk to this man but fate just has a crazy way of fucking him over entirely.

Larry doesn’t look away from Travis the whole time while Kenneth quietly gives instructions on how to help. If sal or a doctor isn’t around to do any of it he will follow the instructions but make it known Kenneth can leave as soon as the worst is over.

Kenneth doesn’t really know why he’s doing this. Maybe the threat of an angry alien his son managed to seduce, or the weirdo with a mask thing if any major complications happened. He vividly remembered his own visceral rage and hatred to Travis and god when his wife passed. Leading him down the road to abusing an innocent child. He couldn’t imagine them turning that leaf but he COULD see Larry dragging him through different solar systems and slamming him through every celestial body in his path (if a weak human body could permit it).

Travis had a painful and very difficult birth. The baby made it pretty clear that only one kid would be fine for the family. If they could guarantee an easier next one Travis may consider but he passed out as soon as this baby came.

So it’s highly unlikely Travis will be accepting anymore visitors to his body for a long time.

Sal of course pampers Travis during the recovery process. He has Gizmo cuddle with him and watch tv all day. Brings Travis anything he could ask for. (Mentally notes that the pregnancy cravings stuck for quite sometime before his original tastes returned.)

[theirloveisgross]

i officialy joined the fandom here on tumblr at the end of march 2022, but i was already in deep since december/january? i was watching every video, going through every masterpost. i'm not gonna bore you with the whole story that led to me having youtube consistently recommending larry videos, but lets say that 1. it wasn't anything actually larry/1d related and 2. i resisted the urge to click on them for weeks. but then one day i was bored and said to myself "what's the harm?" XD and in the end i fell down the rabbit hole and never climbed back out. it was impossible for me to watch timelines and larry moments and not go "oh!" and i was so in awe of their story and their talent that i couldn't just stay out and away. i wanted to be in it and talk about them with other larries and see them being the amazing artists they are. i couldn't have imagined i'd find a community that would give me more than any other fandom i've ever been in and that's just as much thanks to harry and louis. cause they created this community with their love and it's beautiful.

Chavier! 💚

Okay, but I kinda want you to bore me with what led to YouTube recommending you Larry videos. I know of someone with a similar story, so I'm so curious, hahaha.

Yeah, I know. I still remember being like "I mean, boys can be like this and not be together", and I kept watching, and watching and going "oh... oh! they were definitely fucking, yeah", hahaha.

Awww, I'm so glad you're here and to have you as a mutual! Tumblr has been my favorite place to socialize by far. Like you, I was also looking for people to talk about this all with, and I started on Reddit (lol), then Twitter (where I met some of my best friends but the overall vibes are not it) and then ended up here. And honestly, the friends I've made... yeah. No other fandom I've been in has given me anything close to this, for sure.

Hey Google, play All This Time by Louis Tomlinson.

[fuliktivitet]

Larry Madrigal - New Beginnings (2020)

[ao3feed-larry]

Daddy's Gift

by Anonymous

For Louis's 21st birthday, he asked for something very special. Something he'd been dreaming over since he'd first found himself locked in his room wanking over porn. A dream that had only gotten better when he'd started dating Harry. Harry was all too happy to comply.

Words: 4720, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Clifford Tomlinson, Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Louis Tomlinson/Original Male Character(s), Clifford Tomlinson/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Top Harry Styles, Bottom Louis Tomlinson, Dom Harry Styles/Sub Louis Tomlinson, Daddy Kink, Louis Tomlinson in Panties, Gangbang, Bestiality, Come Eating, Come Marking, Come Swallowing, Omorashi, Creampie, Watersports, piss drinking, Covered in piss and come, Knotting, Threesome - M/M/Other, 69 (Sex Position), Exhibitionism, Sex Games, Birthday Sex, Panties Gag, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Kinky, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Rimming, Licking come and piss from ass, Face-Fucking, Blow Jobs, Multiple Penetration, Multiple Orgasms, Multiple Partners, Older Man/Younger Man, Or I guess: older MEN/younger man, 21-Year-Old Louis Tomlinson, Established Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, 42-Year-Old Harry Styles, Sugar Daddy Harry, Cock Slut Louis Tomlinson, Sex Toys

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/2aGZLiM

[jrueships]

omg r u really 6’6’’?! WOW but what is your rising

yes 😎. and i am Actually klay Alexander thompson. i love my w ife. THE Wardell stephen curry the SECOND. he is resting his violet purple shoes in my lap trying to contain my Game Six Klay rawness. he is Failing. also i am an Aquarius and i looove the water <3 (also i do not know just because Aquarius has the word Aqua in it... it is Not a water sign.

i am still the smartest man in the wourld tho )

[studiousbotanist]

huntress match yaaaay huntress match fun wheeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!! hahahahah A!!! THROWING HATCHETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got lerys after having got it before, when my internet crashed and i had much better survivors this tim eit was so funny i . me and the bill had a moment when he was body blocking for tapp at the end, i looked at him, he looked at me and shook his head, and i nodded and then vaulted the window right by him ....... hatchet party at exit gate

[askaceattorney]

Dear “Larry Butz Esq.”

Even if all sensitive information is blocked out, why in god’s name would anyone show their birth certificate to a random stranger? Even blocking any sensitive information is no use, because it blocks any information on your existence. That’s why it’s there. If you truly were a lawyer, you would use other methods such as showing your attorney’s badge, ID, driver’s license or your Attorney ID card if you lived in the other states outside of California. All of which shows your picture, name, date of birth and status as an attorney. They prove your existence without revealing any sensitive information.

Of course, it is possible there may be two people with identical first and last names. I also never said anything that would effect you in any capacity. I didn’t report anyone of personation, have you arrested or reported you to the News. I just simply told my friend that I don’t find it cool to impersonate someone in any capacity. In case you didn’t know, my Larry is an idiot and never takes anything seriously. Perhaps, I overreacted, but my Larry has a tendency to be more worried about impressing a pretty girl than breaking-and-entering. It’s a miracle he isn’t living on the streets by now.

- Miles Edgeworth