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galedekarios · 2 months

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plagiarism in the bg3 fandom

disclaimer: this post should not be taken as a springboard to harrass anyone involved.

as i've stated previously, i didn't want to make this post because i have a lot going on in real life, but i have been watching this being done to others and myself for months now and i can't not speak about my experience anymore.

laiostoudenn (prev urls: lathanderr/spellbooking/wizardblood) is a plagiarist and he has a history of stealing from other creators like @minthara, @mercymaker, @onewingedangels and others.

in this post, i, finally and after much and long deliberation, want to add my voice to theirs.

i'll try to give a chronological overview of what happened as i have come to experience it, through others and myself, and as condensed as possible and to make it easier for myself to tell:

the story

i became aware of this new blog after he @ me and he messaged me. he's been following me. i was slow to engage because i have a lot of things going on in my real life that cost me a lot of energy during the day. i have also grown cautious of too quickly becoming close to strangers online. i became aware, however, that he had been doing this with multiple bigger creators in this space, like my friend @hawke, who is also a creator in the bg3 space, and who has experienced the same behaviour. they asked me if i knew him and i replied that i did not.

that was it for me at that point and i didn't engage much beyond that because i didn't know him and i thought nothing of it - until later.

during that time, whenever i saw his creations pop up increasingly, either in the tags or on my dash, i noticed more and more that they looked familiar to the works of others, from @minthara, to @mercymaker, to @onewingedangels and other creators, including myself.

it was then confirmed that i wasn't simply imagining things when, months ago, two creators were brave enough to speak up about the fact that he has been plagiarising gifsets and edits from them:

@minthara and @mercymaker:

@onewingedangels original set posted on 31st december 2023:

his set posted on 29th january 2024 (now deleted):

this was done without consent, and after he had already copied prior sets from @onewingedangels.

i would greatly recommend reading the posts shared above, and looking at the examples provided in it, so that you get a clear picture of what's happening here. it's not one isolated incident.

if you take a look at the notes in the post, you can also see other creators speaking about their experiences.

@minthara has recently also uploaded a google docs with the screenshots of the sets stolen from them because they either have been deleted, or lead to nothing due to now multiple url changes.

i was made aware today that he, following the first posts detailing @minthara and @mercymaker's experiences, apologised at first and admitted to what he's been doing on 31st march 2024:

but sadly, this wasn't to last, and the opportunity to learn and grow wasn't taken.

instead what happened was now painted as "bullying" from other creators, as "clique" behaviour and as "gatekeeping", despite many of us operating independently from each other. i, myself, have only started speaking to one other creator involved now that i have noticed the stealing and copying still ongoing.

i have in my time on this website never gatekept anything. i have shared metas, gifsets, creations, mods, art, tutorials, and many other things freely.

but back to the matter at hand: after he has been trying to ingratiate himself to me for some time now, following me, unfollowing me, and refollowing me again until i blocked him for my own mental health, i tried to remain civil before this point, engaging rarely if at all, hoping everything would go away on its own - which was a mistake in hindsight, i realise - i noticed that once again he's been lifting entire concepts and frame-by-frame gifs and sets from me.

things that he now claims - likely after he has been made aware of my prior personal posts and @minthara and @mercymaker's post circulating again by being reblogged by other people who have been affected) - were simply "remade" or "expanded" upon, that he may have been "subconsciously" influenced, while simultaneously claiming that he didn't know these sets existed in the first place, that he came up with the ideas independently, and that it's simply inevitable to use the same scenes because it's a limited game.

this doesn't hold up under scrutiny, however.

i want to make clear that i very much understand and that i am acutely aware that i do not own scenes and i do not own mods or outfits. however, what i do like to pride myself on is coming up with concepts and scene choices and captions accompanying these concepts that are unique, inspired by my metas, headcanons pertaining to gale and my own ocs altonaufein and karl, all of which i have seen copied by him several times now.

this is not as simple as simply gifing the same lines of dialogue from a scene as he and others supporting him are now postulating and i want to make that very, very clear.

another reason why this statement doesn't hold up under any scrutiny and, what ultimately confirmed my suspicion that he has been copying me, was when he - after the first post exposing his behaviour by @minthara and @mercymaker was made - reached out to me, asking if it it's ok to copy a gifset i made (note: again, this happened after he was called out for plagiarising the first time):

i didn't respond quickly enough, so he went ahead and posted it without waiting for my response (the response i gave him is pictured above and for transparancy, i responded about a day later bc of work and irl obligations).

below you can see the stolen post and what i managed to save from it:

the set was a 1:1 copy. he wanted a version for his oc so bad that he went ahead and stole my concept anyhow, without even waiting for the permission he asked for.

he went to take it down after my reply, made cautious most likely by his still fresh callout done in march 2024 by @minthara and @mercymaker, and i thought the issue was resolved and it wouldn't happen again, that he wouldn't take again without asking, despite having been told not only by myself, but by other creators as well, no. we are not comfortable.

but no. he "remade" the set, switching out gifs while complaining about how he "had to make it original":

my set in question was made on 1st february 2024, he reached out to me on 22nd april 2024 to "remake" the set. he is well aware of the existence of these ideas and concepts and sets he wants to copy, underlined by the need to ask for permission when it's simply too obvious to otherwise deny.

it's no coincidence.

like others have had the experience, i too noticed that he often would not engage with content he planned on stealing or did go through with stealing. he would sometimes present it as his own "remake" of a set he did, of another he was "inspired" or wanted to "expand upon", sometimes crediting, sometimes crediting someone largely unrelated, sometimes and, more often, not crediting.

as i mentioned above, this was not the first and not the only set/concept, which he copied from me - whether that was before asking or after asking, or not asking at all, if it was ok to copy.

i use this example mainly to show a clear pattern of behaviour that exists across the board: he takes concepts from other creators and inserts his own oc and/or favourite character into it because he wants a version of it so very badly. it does not matter if said creator might be hurt, if they told him no, or if they exposed his behaviour before. it doesn't matter how old the set is or how recent.

it is still going on today, the only difference is that he has stopped asking at all once again.

my story completely echoes that of @minthara and @mercymaker's.

concrete examples

i will now go into more detail about the concept sets he's been copying, include the caption or quote attached to it. i'm sorry that these will not be in chronological fashion. i will add at a later point, just like @minthara has done, a google document to better do side by side comparisons, highlight the similarities visually even more, and preserve some of the sets, which have now been deleted by him as recently as today:

the theme of hands in gale's romance

-> mine posted on 23rd september 2023

versus

-> his 1 posted on 24th february 2024

-> his 2 posted on 17th june 2024

i want to preface this by saying that the theme of hands was and still is incredibly important to story of my oc altonaufein and has concept of romance with gale. again, while i do not own these scenes, i wished to highlight a theme that i identified as poignant and profound within the relationship context. it's also why i added the poetry and quotes accompanying the set.

notice how even the caption format matches. the only thing lacking are my quotes / poems.

the format matches almost entirely: gifs from the same scenes (pulling gale out of the portal, the bench scene in an illusionary waterdeep, the astral sea scene, the boat scene, and more of the boat scene). the only thing that was added in this gifset are scenes that weren't available to me back then, namely the updated proposal scene, the kisses patches, and the epilogue as they came out well after i made my original gifset.

the second re-make even contains a gif that's not only the same minute detail of a larger scene - one that anyone who played gale's romance knows contains a multitude of other parts that could have been used - but also the same frames:

mine vs his:

i suppose adding that one to the original post with the same format i had chosen for mine would have made it too obvious, but that is only speculation.

gale + missing waterdeep/home

-> mine posted on 30th september 2023

versus

-> his (deleted on 18th july 2024) so i will have to include screenshots so you may compare:

same caption format, overlapping scenes chosen, only new additions are of content that wasn't available to me back when i first made my original set (the epilogue, kiss patches and proposal scene).

an attempt at "credit" even though he is only referencing my tags on an entirely separate set of a different creator, not the concept i came up with in my original set months prior.

and even though i have told him no before, just like others have told him no before.

i think it speaks volumes that this set is now, like some others, have been suddenly and coincidentally deleted.

gale of waterdeep vs gale dekarios

-> mine posted on 20th november 2023

versus

-> his posted on 13th may 2024

the concept is entirely the same, the scenes are largely overlapping, again, the caption format is almost entirely identical, with the sole difference of me including the full quote and devnotes as i'm wont to do.

gale + i love you

-> mine posted 16th september 2023

versus

-> his 2 (a "remake" of an "older" set of "his") posted on 13th may 2024

again, the concept is entirely the same, it's same caption format, the scenes largely overlap, some of the gifs added that were not available to me when i made my set (which, again, would include the epilogue, kisses patches, and the updated proposal scene).

mermay gale

-> mine posted on 13th may 2024

versus

-> his posted on 21st may 2024

it's the same concept again, the caption format is similar, it's the same setting (camp at baldur's gate), the same armour, the same armour tint, the same 3/4 pose except mirrored, and, this time, his tags were inspired too:

my tag: #i have the worst art block still and virtually no time but i still wanted to do smth for mermay so have this

his tag: #i can't do art so heres my mermay contribution i guess

copied oc post

-> mine posted on (likely) 30th september 2021

versus

-> his originally posted on may 7th 2024, which has also now been deleted on 18th july 2024:

the only thing different was the font. sadly, i deleted my oc post since i have redesigned some of them and wanted to make an updated version of it in the future.

thankfully i found the link on my friends blog, @ayrennaranaaldmeri.

as you can see, all of these happened after the first cases of plagiarism and after i personally told him that i'm not comfortable with him "remaking" my concept sets as his.

conclusion

there are many other sets that i suspect have been copied or plagiarised, i want to remain objective, however, and include the ones i feel are the most damning examples, supported by the fact that he has been deleting some of them today while again, trying to set up his narrative to his audience.

again, i want to highlight the pattern is here with him. my post is not the first, my suspicious are the first.

he knows what he is doing wrong, highlighted by the fact of trying to ask for permission, by deleting sets in question, by, at first, apologising, whilst now talking about "gatekeeping", "bullying", "inevitable repeats of scenes", "taking inspiration", "scrolling by", being "subconsciously" influenced, etc.

as a conclusion, i can say nothing more on this topic other than that i'm very sad. it doesn't give me joy. it stressed me immensely then and it still does now. i wish he'd have taken the already admitted wrong-doing to heart and grown from it, instead of attempting to change the narrative and doubling down on his past behaviour, not examining what he has done and is doing several times over by now.

i have blocked him now, as have done many others, and will not engage further with him. we have been through this before and at this point, i don't think he will change.

what i do very much hope, however, is that this is the last i hear of this happening.

edit:

updated the links to lead to his "archive" so you can access the stolen sets that he still hasn't deleted and seems to have no intentions of doing so.

#again do not use this post to harrass anyone involved please #that is not the intent of my post #the intent is to spread awareness #the post is so detailed so what happened and what was said cannot be misconstrued #text: personal

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uniteds · 1 year

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stuff that happened in the 2022/2023 football season that should send us into a coma but we’re too desensitized:

1. the whole ass world cup in the middle of the season. what was that

2. manchester united sacking ronaldo and announcing a sale of the club in the middle of the world cup

3. ronaldo getting dropped at the world cup and his replacement scoring a hattrick immediately after

4. keeping up with the belgians (world cup edition)

5. keeping up with the belgians (courtois saying he doesn’t respect kdb after stealing his missus)

6. ronaldo stans beefing with a little moroccan girl

7. the kingdom of saudi arabia buying newcastle united and then telling the premier league that they didn’t and the premier league going “oh okay if you say so”

8. megan thee stallion being romelu lukaku’s date to lautaro martinez’s wedding

9. pique cheating on shakira and then shakira releasing a diss track about it

10. shakira figuring out pique cheated on her because someone ate her strawberry jam and pique doesn’t eat strawberry jam

11. apparently the girl pique cheated on shakira with (clara) cheating on pique with pep

12. wagatha christie libel case

13. real madrid dropping a video accusing barcelona of fascism and the government of cataluyna getting involved

14. the pope coming out as a manchester united fan

15. the one napoli fan that basically made zielinski strip on the pitch

16. mount vesuvius park shutting down because napoli fans wanted to fake an eruption as a celebration

17. frank lampard taking everton into a relegation battle, getting sacked, and then taking chelsea into a relegation battle

18. on that note: chelsea were in a relegation scrap and finished 12th

19. mourinho lost his first ever european final to sevilla europa league black magic

20. whatever the fuck borussia dortmund did on the last day of the bundesliga season

21. anthony martial’s ex wife chasing his first wife down a french motorway with a baby in the passenger seat

22. psg suspending messi because he took an unsanctioned trip to saudi arabia and then unsuspending him two days later because they didn’t want people talking about geopolitics

23. the absolutely bizarre messi apology video released by psg

24. spurs refunding their fans’ tickets after being embarrassing

25. pep’s heartbreak over the fact julia roberts is a manchester united fan

26. chelsea scored one goal in the month of april

27. chelsea and spurs had six managers between them and won one match combined between march and april

28. mourinho fighting anthony taylor after the europa league final

29. milan derby in the ucl for the first time since 2005

30. luis enrique saying he’s cool with the spanish players having sex during the world cup as long as they’re not having orgies

31. luis enrique saying he doesn’t have sex anymore unless his wife wants to

32. man city charged with 115 counts of financial doping and trying to get the barrister in charge disqualified because he’s an arsenal fan

33. mourinho wire-taping himself to catch referees being corrupt

34. ryan reynolds and mac from it’s always sunny in philadelphia buying a football club and that football club getting promoted

35. pele died rip

36. women football awards sponsored by shein and klarna having a category for “male football ally of the year” and it’s just random men that went to one (1) women’s game

37. barcelona negreia case (how do you say calciopoli in catalan?)

38. infantino saying he feels gay, african, like a migrant worker, disabled, arab, and qatari

39. infantino saying he was oppressed as a child because he was ginger and italy is not safe for gingers

40. david alaba’s father in law getting arrested for being one the leaders of a far right group plotting to overthrow the german government

41. richarlison being tumblr’s it girl for a month and then not scoring a goal for the next four

42. juventus being in the middle of another corruption scandal and being docked points because of it

43. two teams getting investigated by the british government for playing football the weekend the queen died

44. gavi getting a yellow card in the first minute of a football match

45. pogba’s brother was arrested by french authorities for being part of a group-organized extortion attempt against pogba

46. richarlison getting a tattoo of neymar’s face and neymar paying him 30k to get it removed

47. iker casillas coming out, puyol implying they had a thing, and both of them retracting it in the most misha collins way possible.

48. sane and mane fight

49. zlatan retired from football

50. barca withholding about 50 million in wages from their players and somehow frenkie still didn’t want to join manchester united

#tp #there’s more but I can’t remember them #manchester united #and others

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izzy02soph · 1 year

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Mr and Mrs

Instagram edit

Pairings:Charles Leclerc x Fem!reader

Face Claim: Sofia Richie

Summary: Charles and Y/n preparing and getting hitched

Warnings: lovely dovey Charles and Y/n 🧍‍♀️

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yourusername and charles_leclerc

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yourusername Best birthday gift ever 🤍

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user1 THIS IS NOT A DRILL MOTHER AND FATHER ARE GETTING MARRIED

carlossainz55 Felicidades! 🎉

arthur_leclerc congratulations future sister in law 🎊🥳

charles_leclerc I can’t wait to marry you 🤍

yourusername good because your stuck with me after you say yes 😉

August 1, 2022

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charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Thank you to my fiancé, family, friends and the Tifosi for all the love and support this year, 2022 was a amazing year, but here’s to 2023 ❤️🥂

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January 31, 2022

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yourusername

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yourusername ring in one hand and a drink in the other 🍸💍

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isahernáez can’t wait to see you at the alter 😍

yourusername the best maid of honor I could ever ask for 🤍

charles_leclerc ma future femme 🤩

yourusername mon amour

user2 I bet her bachelorette party was so much fun

user3 I can’t wait to see the wedding 🥹

March 22, 2023

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shaaaarl

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shaaarl A few photos sent in from charles celebrating his bachelor party last night

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user4 mans looks messed up in the second photo

user5 I just know their wedding is going to be one for the books

March 23, 2023

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charles_leclerc and y/n_leclerc

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charles_leclerc I liked so I put a ring on it 💍🤍

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user6 ITS OFFICIAL

y/n_leclerc now honeymoon time! ✈️

pierregasly good, hurry up I want some nieces and nephews

charles_leclerc shut up tripod

user7 PLEASE NOT TRIPOD

leclerc_pascale félicitations mes amours ❤️

y/n_leclerc Je t'aime maman 🤍

arthur_leclerc congratulations my favorite sibling 🎉@y/n_leclerc

lorenzotl 🧍‍♂️

charles_leclerc 🧍‍♂️

April 22, 2023

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#instagram au #charles leclerc #formula 1 #charles leclerc x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #charles leclerc imagine #f1 instagram au

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kanmom51 · 3 months

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Bringing back Only then

I've been missing Jikook so very much and watching song edits, cause why not, right?

And Only then, that is one that is on repeat for me.

JK's cover of this song is so damn good.

And I'm sitting there eating my breakfast (tmi of the day?) and watching the edit and reading the lyrics again and it just clicks in my brain.

Obviously those lyrics and JK's choice to cover the song and his unbelievably emotional singing that just draws you in is not something new. This song meant something to him, way back in 2018. Let's not forget that he released his cover for White day 2018, surprise surprise. Yeah, White day. We know what he was doing on White day 2023...

March 2018, following Jikook's Tokyo trip. March 2018, when members were rethinking if, what, where and how to continue as BTS, as artists.

This one wasn't written by him, but it sure meant A LOT to him!!!

Those lyrics.

They meant everything back then in 2018.

But now. In 2024. Looking back at the two of them, and even more so at the last 3 years, these words, they hit me like a freight train.

The lyrics.

Their past.

Their present.

Their future.

The way to love me isn’t hard Just hold me tight like you are now

We don’t know what will happen to us later But I like that nothing’s decided

Who cares what others say? We can’t live without each other, so what’s the problem? We can be more in love together

I can't...

These lines hit even harder now that we know what they went through in 2023 (well, part of what they went through, but we did see on live just how affected JK was), and to what lengths they went to not be separated during their military service.

But this isn't the end of it.

Because the next lines repeat that sentiment.

If you start to like someone else If I get used to not being with you When that time comes, when it’s that time Only then we can break up

And obviously, that ain't happening any time soon.

Nope, not happening...

Not at all.

Oh, and back to this again...

This song, it's lyrics, they just hit so hard.

The way to love you isn’t hard If I smile once more and care for you more

Clip credit to @ nuri நூரி

The way we love isn’t hard If we look at each other like it’s the first time every time

Whether you want it or not, I’m going to hold onto you When I get too tired that I can’t even walk When that time comes, when it’s that time Only then we can break up Only then we can break up

Now I am definitley ugly crying. Bawling my eyes out.

I miss them so much.

😭😭

#Jikook #Kookmin #Minkook #Jungkook #JK #JK covers #Jimin #JM #Jikook hugs #Jikook enlisted together #Only then JK

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corrodedcoffins-blog · 9 months

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Invisble String

luke hughes x actress!reader

note: short cute introduction to this au, get to know how long Y/n has been Luke's celeb crush and get to know Y/n

also in 2018 reader is 17 and Luke is 15 for reference so like do the math i can't do everything

2018

"Why do you even want to watch 'It' you hate clowns?" the eldest brother asked, holding a bowl of popcorn while he rounds the couch to were he previously sat.

"Jack asked for a scary movie so I suggested a scary movie." though he wasn't lying, both statements were true, it wasn't the real reason he suggested the movie. But like he would ever admit that to his brothers because he'd never hear the end of it if they knew. Little did he know they already did.

"He wants to watch it because Y/n L/n is in it." Jack mumbled, not looking up from his phone where he looked up the cast list, and he begins to laugh along when his older brother starts to.

"Not true."

"Too true."

"Shut up. Are we watching this or something else." Quinn says, being the mediator among the three.

All throughout the movie, while Luke was gawking at his dream girl, Jack and Quinn would make eye contact over his head silently laughing at their brothers face of awe whenever Y/n was on screen. When she walked slow-mo out of the store, the scenes at the quarry, Luke had the same face as the boys on the screen except he wasn't acting.

2020

73 Questions With Y/ L/n | Vogue

Y/n opens the door for the vogue camera man, after she just shut it on him.

"Hey! Y/n L/n! You excited for your 73 questions with vogue?" the interviewer asks enthusiastically.

"Yes, I am.. Does that count as your first question?"

While the man asks several questions, Y/n lead them into her living room.

"Who do you want to play you in a movie about your life?"

"Umm.. Sadie Sink. And I would like to play Sadie in the movie about her life."

"What is the knewest thing in here?"

After quickly looking around the girl grab a recent purchase of hers a stuffed octopus.

"I recently bought this stuffed animal. It's an octopus, because there's only one or else it would be octopi."

"Interesting, and what do you think is the coolest thing in this room?"

Setting down the octopus, Y/n walks towards her book case. Grabbing what looks to be a very old book.

"This is a vintage edition of Little Women the same one my mom read to me when I was 12 and the same one I reread in preparation for my role as Amy March."

While placing the book back on the shelf the man asks, "Without looking do you know what the last word of Little Women is?"

Jokingly Y/n pick the book up again and starts to open it, and the two chuckle, she then continues to answer the question. "No, um..I know, 'end'."

"End?"

"Yep. That counts as a question."

"It's actually 'this'"

"... 'This'?" the man nods before Y/n continues, "No, you're wrong it's end. Because all books end in 'the end' how could you not know that."

The interview continues into the girl kitchen, while she pours herself an iced tea.

"What is your favourite sport?"

"I don't really have a favourite sport, but I guess I'll say hockey. 'Cause y'know they're hot."

imessage

Rowdy

Did you see your girlfriend said hockey boys were hot?

Maybe you have a chance

Lukey

Shut up.

Luke rewatched that interview a couple to many times.

2023

Y/n_updates

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Y/n_updates: Y/n was at the New Jersey Devils vs Philadelphia Flyers preseason game! she was with the Devils wags too! Just more proof that her and Luke Hughes are dating... What do you think?

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taytaySwft: they would be so cute!! i hope they're together ☺️

_spider_man: what's with the it girlies dating professional athletes right now?

jackhugheswife: damn he could do better than her

amyMarchstan: better than the gorgeous and successful woman she is?

harrie13: I miss her and Lucas 🙁

stranger_80: No him and Sadie!!!

anne_Cats: so she's got a thing for Lukes huh?

harrie13: lmao i didn't even realize that 😭😭

TaybrinaStan: she's doing for hockey what Taylor is doing for football.

note: yes i did only make her previously date Lucas McLaughlin for that one joke that's not even funny.. what about it?

#luke hughes x famous!reader #luke hughes x reader #luke hughes #luke hughes x y/n #luke hughes oneshot #jack hughes #quinn hughes #hughes brothers

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sgiandubh · 4 months

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Security or minder?

Of course, the Disgruntled Tumblrettes across the street had to pitch in and croak. Extensive report of my post - oh, dear, must I hit a nerve.

For the idiot who accused me of not posting a reel I have abundantly linked to, here it is. Still not very bright, ever since I called her out for having no knowledge of business world and no street smarts:

Taken from Shelby Thimons' TikTok account. I never hid anything and marathon pics, whatever that was, well.. it was waaay before I stepped in here.

I am also told Meokeob, the woman who singlehandedly fabricated an entire Wikipedia evidence history about S allegedly being gay, thinks my 'prose is reminiscent of Puffy'. This is just about the credibility that person should have in the real world and life, I think. Zero. For the record, here is my debunk - we now know it was her, all along, she should stop the ugly inanity right now: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/729380092203122688/autopsy-of-a-gay-lie-the-wikipedia-trail

Back to the minder/security situation. Look, in all honesty, I can't be sure. But I took some intriguing screencaps:

He does have an earpiece he is not wearing and something that looks like a badge attached lower than the usual attire.

For comparison purposes, this is how a security team member looked like, last year, in Minneapolis. Not the same country and not the same continent, but the guy made world headlines for being fired: he sang along with the crowd and asked a fan to take a pic of him in attendance, neglecting his job:

[Source: https://en.as.com/videos/security-guard-at-taylor-swift-concert-fired-for-asking-fan-to-take-photos-v/, August 24th 2023]

Many posted about Steve the minder from the Australian OL tour, this spring. This is Steve, back in March, on stage with S in Sydney, courtesy of SHW (https://www.tumblr.com/samheughanswife/744265708912951296/the-question-is-missed-but-its-about-claire-and):

Same attire. Same person? I think so, but I stand corrected, as always. After all, the participation of the cast was orchestrated by *** all along, no doubt about it.

Anyhow, pursed lips are also an old reflex:

[EIFF Festival, Edinburgh 2015, first public appearance of You Know Who]

Oh and uhm, I have got more. But right now, exit polls in ten minutes in my country, excuse me for hyperventilating and being an involved citizen, right?

[Later edit]: Here is a close-up (thank you, you know who you are 😘. You be the judge, but the resemblance is eerie. Nose, cheeks, moustache, forehead. Very strange:]

#fandom #shitshow #TS Edinburgh 2024

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beesmygod · 1 year

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the five nights at freddy's movie comes out in 1 month. it has been in production since 2015, a total time of 8 years. for reference most movies take about 1 and a half to two years to make. it was purchased by warner bros at the height of the game's popularity and then acquired by blumhouse after warner bros had to put the movie in "turnaround", a sign of a troubled production. at one point chris columbus was signed as director but left after cawthon scrapped the first draft script he wrote with another collaborator that took him 3 years to write. columbus has since been replaced by a woman with no movie making credits or wikipedia page. she was announced as director last october. filming began feb 2023, casting took until march, somehow ??

so: the five nights at freddy's movie development timeline has been 87.5% waiting on scott cawthon to write a script for 7 years. the remaining 12.5%, approx. one year, has been waiting for people to be available, filming, and editing. it's been through 3 different directors and has 3 ppl listed for writing credits

congratulations to scott cawthon for going above and beyond to deliver the experience all of his fans deserve in 2023! 😇

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Typography Tuesday

In March 2023, we posted about our friend, Wisconsin graphic designer, letterpress printer, stonecutter, radio personality, and collage and book artist Mike Koppa and his little adventure in type cleaning. He was engaged in bathing an entire case of 10 pt Franklin Gothic Condensed type, which led him to cleaning more cases of Franklin Gothic in different sizes, which led to him printing a book using every piece of type he had cleaned. The result is this book, Understanding This Book, or, Zen and the Art of Metal Type Maintenance, or, Let's See Your AI Do This by Augustine Maxwell Jones, a pseudonym Koppa has used in the past. The book was printed in 2023 at Koppa's Heavy Duty Press in Liberty Township, Wisconsin, in an edition of 18 copies. It is essentially a list of the 20 steps it took to the ultimate printing of this book. He writes:

When all my drawers of Franklin Gothic type needed to be cleaned, the mundane but necessary shop maintenance task turned into a book about the process. The result is a 20-page book featuring every last sort from nine California job cases of genuine ATF Franklin Gothic typefaces—maybe not older than the hills, but definitely older than me—in varying stages of wear, arranged according to a variety of strategies only likely to occur when composing individual metal types by hand. The final product of this very spontaneous and time-crunched project is a bold book conveying the frantic experience of creating it, while celebrating Franklin Gothic in a typographically jazzy manner.

We can attest to the great pleasure of exploring this typographic adventure. In the colophon Koppa states that the book is:

HanD seT In all soRTs of TRue ATF FRanklIn GoThIcs, In vaRyIng STaGeS of weaR buT SoakeD & ScRubbeD aS clean AS ThEy'RE GonnA GET, baREly pRoofED, AnD pRInTED on EnouGH HAhnEmuhlE BIbLIO, BuGRA, & InGRES TO yIELD 18 cOPIES.

A fine tribute to Morris Fuller Benton's Franklin Gothic!

View other posts featuring the work of Michael Koppa.

View more Typography Tuesday posts.

#Typography Tuesday #typetuesday #Michael Koppa #Mike Koppa #Heavy Duty Press #Understanding This Book #typographic noodling #typographic prints #artists books #letterpress printing #Franklin Gothic #Morris Fuller Benton #fine press #Hahnemuhle Biblio #Hahnemuhle paper #Ingres paper #Bugra paper #20th century type

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discord-lurking · 9 months

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Dungeons and Daddies Wiki Drama: A Greek Tragedy Told through the Medium of Forum Posts (Part 1)

Prologue

Greek tragedies are typically formatted in three or more acts interspersed with choral interludes, beginning with a prologue, and ending with an exodus. In these, protagonists often meet their downfall due to their fatal flaw, or hamartia: the ways in which the protagonists are their own undoing. Our own human failings are the things that bring us the most pain.

When considering a three-act Greek tragedy structure for this, my first thought was to use the Oresteia as a framing device, a trilogy of plays written by Aeschylus about Agamemnon's family in the aftermath of the Trojan War. Upon reflection, though, the themes of the Oresteia (revenge vs. justice, perpetuating a cycle of violence, honor and punishment) didn't quite fit the story I was trying to tell.

No, this is a classic tale of hubris: excessive pride and its ultimate downfall.

After all, what position could come with more power than that of wiki moderator for a Dungeons and Dragons podcast series?

Act One: The Beginning of the End

The D&Dads wiki has historically been... unhelpful, at best. (Source: Myself.) Trouble had been brewing for a long time.

Forum posts from spring 2022 began noting issues cropping up around the wiki. First, it was a complaint about anonymous users "disrupting" the wiki (specifically on Jodie-related pages) while also fixing mistakes in articles.

I'm unsure what specific "disruptions" were meant, but the proposal to ban anonymous users didn't garner much traction.

March 21st, 2022:

After little activity for months (only one forum post, related to infoboxes), wiki user TwoRatner had a radical proposition: wiki migration.

December 17th, 2022:

TwoRatner suggested an alternate platform that would have different editing options, then made a potentially-prophetic statement: the wiki might be cursed.

This warning went unheeded.

December 27th, 2022:

Ten days after the migration suggestion, TwoRatner came back to ask if there were any recent changes. This went unanswered for months until new user Penguinwithafancytophat reported adding art to character pages (including Glenn, a main season 1 character since the start of the podcast in 2019, who incredibly might not have had any official art on his wiki page before March of 2023).

Spring of 2023 seemed to bring along a revival of the wiki, with new editors coming in, engaging with the forum, and attempting to make suggestions on how to improve wiki organization.

March 31st, 2023:

May 27th, 2023:

July 17th, 2023:

October 2nd, 2023:

Interestingly, the only administrator seen to be interacting with these enthusiastic new editors? Gaycowboyrats. Let's put a pin in that.

Enter: the drama.

It started out simple enough- a forum posts for administrators to discuss changes that needed to be made.

November 3rd, 2023:

76 replies.

Seventy. Six. Replies. Each deeply interesting in its own way.

However, this is a Tumblr post, not an Hbomberguy video essay, so I'll keep it brief.

The discussion started out as one might expect a wiki admin discussion to start:

Mods discussed blocks, deleting stub pages, spam, etc. Standard wiki business.

The first reply to ping my interest:

Removing cast pages from a wiki about their work seemed like an odd decision, in my non-wiki-editor opinion, but the last line is what really stuck out: "Besides, I hate the idea of someone vandalizing the pages to defame them."

Several questions arose for me:

Was this a known problem? Were people constantly vandalizing cast pages?

Would a vandalized fandom wiki page really defame somebody?

Isn't the point of wiki editing to remove vandalization on articles?

The administrators began to stand out to me as deeply invested in a very specific sense of wiki justice.

Users TwoRatner, Brazil86, and TheOneTrueGod41 agreed with Honic's take.

Another thing to ping my interest: these users seemed to share a similar odd, slightly stilted, writing style. Almost Tommy Wiseau-esque.

Brazil86 expressed optimism about users engaging with wiki pages, something that would begin to set them apart from other administrators.

As I read, themes began to emerge: wiki justice, and incongruous one-liners.

Quoth Honic Washington: "I just found a wave of nonsense fish. My backyard is full of them. Hey, TOTG41, do you like jazz? I like jazz."

Truly, modern poetry.

Administrator Marth8204 suggested giving people more time. More time for what? Unclear. It seems a plan was afoot.

TwoRatner came in with a hot take: "I feel like we need a community more right now, than adding links that people can search for in the search bar."

Brazil86 agreed: Changing the navigation was less important than getting people editing and making friends.

Another theme began to emerge: wiki community as more important than wiki functionality.

Gaycowboyrats had some (incredibly reasonable) objections to this, pointing out that the wiki was a resource for many visitors who might not participate- something that is generally true of wikis as a form of content.

Honic Washington responded to this, the signs of wiki-related stress beginning to show.

Honic posts a long rant about the thankless task of moderating a wiki, which goes largely unacknowledged.

Notable TwoRatner quotes:

"You can't crack open a few omelets without punching a few egg-rolls."

"Now Freddie will get more money. What do you all say? I think I helped quite a bit."

Another theme emerges: discontent in the wiki moderator ranks.

Honic reaches full Joker mode. Again, this goes largely unacknowledged.

Honic: "I am leader. I am a painter! Keep your rules. Keep your status. Keep your friends."

"Keep your status"- words that will reverberate throughout the rest of this tale.

The final theme? Wiki moderator status, and the maintenance of it.

After Honic's bomb drop, conversation about regular wiki moderation continued, with mods considering the addition of a bot to make edits.

Admin Discussion Zone, first started by Honic Washington, ends not with a bang but with a whimper.

Over nearly a year of forum posts, patterns emerged.

Firstly- users attempting to engage in the wiki, wiki administrators not engaging with these new users, then wiki administrators bemoaning the lack of user engagement.

The notable exception was Gaycowboyrats, the only wiki administrator to engage with new users in the forums. Gaycowboyrats, the administrator whose (incredibly reasonable) suggestions ended with Honic Washington's villain-esque monologues and denouement as a moderator.

Secondly- administrators putting forth large-scale, drastic solutions to real or perceived wiki problems. This includes Cheesoid4 wanting to ban anonymous users, TwoRatner suggesting site migration, Honic deleting cast pages to prevent vandalism, and more to come.

Thirdly- wiki administrators seeming to share similar styles of speech and occasional non-sequiturs. Interestingly, this mainly seems to include the wiki administrators who agree with each other.

Funny how that happens.

Chorus

Stay tuned for Part 2, where the forum drama really starts to heat up.

#dungeons and daddies

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Hi!

2023 has been life-changing and wonderful for me in terms of my transition and really feeling like myself. But it has been a disastrous time for me financially.

I was furloughed from my job in January due to economic downturn. That means I’m not being paid by my company, but I do receive health insurance, which I need for my hormones and many medications.

During February and March, I was paid for a TV directing and editing gig, which got me through my bills then. But I don’t have another project like that on the horizon. There have been several times where it sounded like my company was going to bring me back from furlough and pay me again, so I hesitated to look for work elsewhere. And as a trans person, it’s just plain scary to apply to other places where you don’t know how you’ll be treated. This is all really exhausting.

A great friend was able to help get me a job last week at an inclusive and accepting company, but my first paycheck is likely weeks away.

And now I have rent and other first-of-the-month bills coming up. About $2000 altogether that I don’t have.

I don’t enjoy asking for help, but I really need it right now. Even if you just have a few dollars to give, that would help a lot.

my PayPal

my Venmo

I’d also be very happy to work for you if you’d like me to make a song. Here’s my site for that: redactedhills.com

I hate that I feel bad about all this and asking for help, but that’s what this country does to people. Thank you for always being a kind and generous community :)

#quinn hills #quinnhills #redacted hills #redactedhills #quinn

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uchiwife · 2 months

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( ̳• · • ̳) ~ ♡𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 | 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ♡

/ づ ~ ┗━━━━━━━━━┛

⋆˚✿˖° 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤𝖣 ⋆˚✿˖°

𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : The story follows Itachi and Sakura throughout their lives, from childhood to adulthood.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings: fluff, so sweet it'll give you cavities. (Story containing gifs narrated with text) | Posted on August 12, 2022.]

✩彡･ﾟ ⤷ Read here

𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura loves playing hide-and-seek with Naruto and Sasuke, her two best friends, but today she found something quite different.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : pre-genin era, fluff, humor, no uchiha massacre [ Posted on August 19, 2022.]

✩彡･ﾟ ⤷ read here

𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura always looked forward to his summoning crows because it meant she would finally see him again, but today the crow appeared when she least expected it... And Itachi rarely deviates from his plans. So this can't be a good omen, can it?

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : The Uchiha massacre happened, Heavy angst, major character death. [Posted on August 23, 2022.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆!

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Today is the day Sakura decided to confess her love to her long time friend. She thinks it might be time to either win him over or move on… 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓. Is that Itachi!? Oh my gooood. Did he just kiss a girl!?!?!?

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Slice of life, fluff, angst and some humor. [Posted on September 11, 2022.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on Ao3 「Last edited May 20, 2024.」

𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno & Shisui Uchiha/ Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura loves him. She knows she does. Yet he seems determined to believe that she’s mistaken about the nature of her feelings.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : unrequited love? Confused!Sakura. Slight humor, eventual romance [Posted on September 30, 2022.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on Ao3

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha, Sakura Haruno/Gaara , Naruto Uzumaki/Hinata Hyuuga

✩彡･ﾟ Characters : Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi, Sabaku no Gaara, etc. ( some characters will only be mentioned.)

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Maybe Sakura was wrong. Maybe she had been fooling herself about him. Maybe she had imagined half of their interactions. Maybe it was all in her head. That must be it, otherwise how could she explain what she had witnessed?

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Epic friendship, romance, humor, fluff, unrequited love or is it?, angst, open ending [Posted on December 5, 2022.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on Ao3

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Shisui was just a soldier, witnessing the violence and atrocities of war since he was old enough to walk, and then there she was, surrounded by flowers, the most beautiful of all, his lovely cherry blossom. Pure, innocent, she was the most beautiful landscape he'd ever seen. (Story containing gifs narrated with text.)

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : first love, romance, heavy angst, implied/referenced violence, 4GNW, major character death [Posted on March 29, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗥𝗮𝗽𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha , Naruto Uzumaki/Sasuke Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : A woman walks into a bar… et le reste appartient à l’histoire.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor, sexual tension, implied sexual content, implied/referenced blow jobs, drinking, jealousy, fluff without plot, friendships, eventual romance, no Uchiha massacre, past Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Neji, awkward & secret crush. [Posted on April 1, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗛𝘂𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura doesn't know when it started, but she knows how it will end. After all, she’s once again dealing with an Uchiha. It must be her curse.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : medic Haruno Sakura, Anbu Uchiha Itachi, angst, injury, emotional hurt, denial of feelings, fights, arguments, break up, male-female friendship, misunderstanding, alcohol, some humor, eventual fluff, angst with a happy ending [Posted on April 23, 2023]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on ao3

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha , Uchiha Itachi/Shisui Uchiha, Sakura Haruno/Undisclosed

✩彡･ﾟSummary : What's the point of being sorry? The damage is already done.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, cheating, hurt no comfort, implied sexual content, attempt at humor, fluff, heartbreak, angst with a happy ending [Posted on June 14, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼’𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Itachi

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura loves movies, popcorn and yelling at the characters on her TV screen. And then there's Itachi.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : friends to lovers, fluff & humor, short&sweet, childhood memories, movie reference, OS, romantic comedy [Posted on July 22, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Sasuke ft Narusakusasu [platonic]

✩彡･ﾟSummary : They’re friends, right?

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : canon divergence, friends to lovers, no Uchiha massacre, fluff & humor, team 7 as family, past relationships, male-female friendship, eventual romance, jealousy if you squint, idiots in love, possessive uchiha sasuke [Posted on November 3, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on ao3

𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗿

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : “I need an angel to save me from myself. Holding my savior keep my heart upon the shelf.”

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : strangers to friends to lovers, Uchiha massacre, canon divergence, near death experience, character death, slow romance, canon-typical violence, platonic soulmates, hint of narusasu, team 7 as family, BAMF Haruno Sakura, angst with a happy ending [Posted on November 5, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗹

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Sasuke

✩彡･ﾟSummary : “ […] She fidgeted under his gaze. He'd always had a particular way of scrutinizing her. It was almost as if he was looking into her soul, and it was sometimes quite unsettling, but that was Sasuke.”

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, friends to lovers, feeling realization, misunderstanding, idiots in love, fluff & humor, childhood friends, tooth-rotting fluff, protective Uchiha Sasuke, pop culture references [Posted on November 24, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗪𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Past Sakura Haruno/Kin Tsuchi, Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Shisui

✩彡･ﾟSummary : "This mɑn - for there's no doubt thɑt this strɑnger is one - hɑs no business meddling in her ɑffɑirs. He doesn't hɑve to hold her like he's ɑfrɑid she'll disɑppeɑr, like he knows her, like she's one of his loved ones. She's none of those things. She’s nothing."

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : heavy angst, suicide attempt, minor character death, depression, bisexual Haruno Sakura, post-break up, dark humor, family loss, pre-relationship, eventual fluff, movie reference, angst with a happy (hopeful) ending [Posted on December 8, 2023.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here

𝗬𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗻

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Madara Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : [yiun-fen] • Chinese

(𝗇.) 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝖻𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗒;

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Reincarnation, historical references, soulmates, canon divergence, civil war, falling in love, angst, major character death, 4GNW, minor sasusaku, bittersweet ending. [Posted on April 12, 2024.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on ao3

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀𝘆 [𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗦]

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Shisui

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Shisui may be feeling a little jealous, or maybe he's just imagining things.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : light angst, jealousy, insecurity, mention of past sexual relationship, fluff. [Posted on April 13, 2024.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here or on ao3

𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Itachi

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Itachi loves Sakura, but not enough to be a substitute for his little brother, but is he really?

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : light angst, past sasusaku, fluff at the end. [Posted on July 30, 2024.]

✩彡･ﾟ⤷ read here (NEW RELEASE!!)

𝗖𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗖𝘂𝗽

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Shisui Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura works part-time at a coffee shop, but her thoughts of Shisui are full-time on top.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings: Friendships, fluff, past-relationships, light angst, pre-relationship, friends to lovers, eventual romance, OS, ambiguous/open ending. [Posted on September 25, 2024.]

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⋆˚✿˖°𝖮𝖭 𝖦𝖮𝖨𝖭𝖦...⋆˚✿˖°

𝗪𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/ Itachi Uchiha, Sakura Haruno & Shisui Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha & Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : They say that pain builds character, if so, then Sakura must have built a strong one.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Established relationships, Heavy angst, hurt no comfort, drama, break up, modern setting, jealousy, friendship, eventual fluff, making out, sexual tension, protective shisui uhiha, illegal activities, murder, possibly unrequited love, denial of feelings, arguing, fights, implied/referenced character death,. [posted on April 26, 2023]

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𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Itachi Uchiha/Original female character(s), Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno, minor Sakura Haruno/Hoshigaki Kisame, minor Shisui Uchiha/Haruno Sakura etc,.

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura knows she shouldn't, she knows it's wrong. She knows she’s a horrible person for even thinking about building her happiness on someone else’s pain. She wants to be selfish. But he's no better, is he? He wants to take, take and own everything she is. He wants to have his cake and eat it too. Itachi is selfish like that. Or maybe they're just two jerks who deserve each other.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, toxic relationships, Itachi is a little shit, cheating, sexual tension, manipulation, jealousy, angst, morally ambiguous, possessive behavior, implied sexual content, implied blow jobs, religion kink, humor, sexually experienced Sakura Haruno, love/hate, drama, gay character. [posted on May 9, 2023]

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura & Shisui, Uchiha, Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Shisui

✩彡･ﾟSummary : He comes home late, acts strangely, and she doesn't recognize him anymore. Time passes and things get worse. Maybe it's time to know what's really in the depths of her heart.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, heavy angst, domestic violence, hurt no comfort, established relationship, drug use, emotional infidelity, unrequited love?, drama romance, drug addiction, falling in love, arguing, eventual happy ending. [Posted on May 10, 2023]

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𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗵𝗮

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : […] as she took a bite of her gyoza, Sakura wondered — and she would wonder for years to come - what on earth had possessed her to cause such a scandal during such a convivial dinner.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, drama & romance, angst, attempt at humor, cheating, shisui is acting suspiciously, misunderstanding, arguing, fluff, implied sexual content. [Posted on March 30, 2023]

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𝗦𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : At the age of 6, Sakura believes there are only 4 essential things in this world: her parents, anmitsu, Ino Yamanaka and Shisui Uchiha.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Modern AU, Unrequited love, Friendship, Multiple pairings, From childhood to adulthood, Angst [ with an eventual] happy ending. [Posted on October 5, 2023.]

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𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵𝘀, 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Hidan, Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : 'Did he love her or was she just a trophy for him? Was she just a hole he could empty himself into whenever he felt like it, even when she didn't?'

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : angst, toxic relationships, gaslighting, verbal abuse, verbal humiliation, emotional infidelity, cheating, self-esteem issues, implied/referenced domestic violence, implied sexual content, panic attacks, Hidan swears, some fluff etc., [Posted on October 13, 2023.]

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𝗖𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘁��𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : You can't control your heart. Feelings come and go. We are only slaves to its whims.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : established relationship, love triangle, angst, falling in love, unrequited love, friendship/love, emotional infidelity, possibly polyamorous relationship, Awkward tension Itachi is so confused. [Posted on April 28, 2023.]

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𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : “Three months. It had been three months since he'd sat at the same table, at the same time, taking the same thing in order to take part in what had become a ritual. He'd sensed that today was the day. That the young woman would eventually come to him.”

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, mafia, police, pre-relationship, (possible) future fic. Given the theme, expect to read about sensitive subjects. Such as mentions of abuse, drugs, violence, illegal trafficking in almost any form. Please proceed with caution. [Posted on February 21, 2024.]

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𝗟𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗮 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗺

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno, Undisclosed Relationship(s)

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura is a country girl who dreams of the big city. She always thought she'd travel someday, but the universe got in the way and now she's trapped in Konoha, except it's wasn't her Konoha. Stuck now with familiar but unfamiliar faces, she must find a way to navigate this new world.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings: Isekai fic. | Posted on September 19, 2024.]

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⋆˚✿˖°𝖣𝖱𝖠𝖡𝖡𝖫𝖤, 𝖥𝖨𝖢𝖫𝖤𝖳 & 𝖶𝖨𝖯.⋆˚✿˖°

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗽𝗮𝗶!

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : A short, funny story featuring Itachi and Sakura in modern times.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor, fluff, modern au [Posted on November 13, 2022.]

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𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno ft Sasuke Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Just Sasuke answering Sakura's stupid questions.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor, crack fic [Posted on November 17, 2022.]

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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘂𝗽

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura thinks it's time to break up.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : past crush, fake/pretend relationship, break up, humor, fluff, modern setting [Posted on November 27, 2022.]

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𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Itachi falling on a drunk but adorable Sakura.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor, fluff, drunk!sakura [Posted on December 12, 2022.]

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𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗜 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Playing drinking games is fun, Itachi thinks, until scandalous revelations come to light.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : established relationships, Alcohol, Mention of past sexual relations, humor, friendship, threesome implied etc., [Posted on December 15, 2022.]

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𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗿

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Everybody seems to like spring.🍃🌸

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : implied sexual content, threesome - F/M/M, sexual humor, romantic friendship, friends to lovers, eventual relationships, fluff, humor, Implied polyamory. [Posted on March 21, 2023.]

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𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : It's 3 a.m., Shisui is drunk and thinks he's Stefan Salvatore.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor, parody [Posted on April 6, 2023]

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𝗦𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗺𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Haruno Sakura & Uzumaki Naruto (platonic soulmates)

✩彡･ﾟSummary : He was her sunshine on rainy days.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : fluff with light angst [posted on May 20, 2023]

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𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰̧𝗮𝗱𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Itachi Uchiha/ Unnamed Girlfriend , Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha, Yamanaka Ino & Sakura Haruno, Haruno Sakura & Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sometimes anger hides something else.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, enemies to friends to lovers (not really enemies), rivalry, angst, drama, female friendship, jealousy, frustration, denial of feelings, love/hate, unrequited hate, possible unrequited love, implied/referenced cheating, unreliable narrator, possible future fic [Posted on July 23, 2023.]

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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Boruto wondered if Itachi-nii had changed his name.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Set in the era of Boruto's next generation, humor [Posted on July 24, 2023.]

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𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗹

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Shisui asks Sakura out.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : Tooth-rotting fluff, attempt at humor [Posted on August 30, 2023.]

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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 (𝟮)

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha ft Sasuke Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sasuke is annoyed. Is his teammate dating his brother because he looks like him?

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : parody (kind of) humor, established relationship (Posted on September 29, 2023.)

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𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘄

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : They’re in love, your honor.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : no Uchiha massacre, fluff, established relationship, sexual humor, sexual fantasy, implied sexual content, no smut, awkward romance [Posted on October 10, 2023.]

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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Just Sakura madly in love with her man

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : fluff [Posted on October 11, 2023.]

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𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Uchiha Itachi “as” Ross Geller. That’s it.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : fluff, light angst [Posted on November 9, 2023.]

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𝗣𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha ft Sasuke Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sasuke is babysitting his nephew for the weekend.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor, married couple, uncle sasuke [Posted on November 11, 2023.]

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𝗦𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura speaks randomly in French to Itachi.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : established relationship, humor, fluff. [Posted on November 14, 2023.]

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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura wants to break up, but she also wants Kung Pao chicken and spring rolls.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : humor & fluff [Posted on December 27, 2023.]

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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 (𝟮)

✩彡･ﾟPairing : mention of Itasaku, feat Sasuke

✩彡･ﾟSummary : In which Sasuke learns that Sakura has an active sex life, and that Itachi, his older brother, is part of it.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : mention of past sexual relationships, crack, humor, dating [Posted on January 9, 2024.]

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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗮

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Itasaku, NejiSaku, DeiSaku, HakuSaku, Sakura/Orochimaru, IzuSaku

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Sakura has a thing for men with long hair. She always has. That's why, when she takes part in a show designed to get all her exes in the same room, they realize that they have only one thing in common: their hair length.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : modern setting, past relationship(s), suggestive themes, crackfic, humor, Sakura is so done, all her boyfriends are nuts!! [Posted on January 17 & 18, 2024.]

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𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸… 𝗜'𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗸

✩彡･ﾟPairings : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Shisui

✩彡･ﾟSummary : Just shisui falling in love with sakura at first sight.

✩彡･ﾟContent warnings : fluff without plot, some humor, romantic comedy [Posted on March 31, 2024.]

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⋆˚✿˖°𝖯𝖨𝖢𝖲/𝖵𝖨𝖣𝖤𝖮𝖲/𝖦𝖨𝖥𝖲 𝖨'𝖵𝖤 𝖤𝖣𝖨𝖳𝖤𝖣 𝖮𝖱 𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳𝖤𝖣⋆˚✿˖°

𝗜𝗹𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟSummary: Imagine Sakura admiring Itachi's beauty in the rain. He knows she's there, but doesn't acknowledge her presence. Looking at him, she wonders how she ended up in the hands of the Akatsuki, first as a prisoner, then as Itachi's lover. Sakura fell in love with her former teammate's enemy.

Itachi is a man of few words and sometimes Sakura wonders if what they share is an illusion or reality. But it's in his subtle gestures and the way his body mold to hers during their sinful nights that she knows Itachi feels as much as she does, that he is on her side now and forever.

✩彡･ﾟContent type : Video. [Posted on September 18, 2022.]

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𝗧𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟContext : 𝖲𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗈𝖻𝗂 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒. 𝖲𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆, 𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖴𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗁𝖺 𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋. 𝖳𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗉𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖨𝗇 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗍, 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗆𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗋𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾. 𝖲𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗍��𝖾 𝖴𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗁𝖺'𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾, 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗆𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌.

𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺, 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗂𝖼 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.

𝖨𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝖲𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗀𝗈𝖺𝗅𝗌.

𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘜𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭.

✩彡･ﾟContent type : Video. [Posted on September 24, 2023.]

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𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟContext : A love/hate AU where Sakura would have been in love with Itachi all her life, but when he slaughters the uchiha clan (except for Sasuke) she finds herself heartbroken. She hears of Itachi's prowess throughout the five great Shinobi nations. He even joins the Akatsuki, much to her dismay. So she vows to bring Itachi to justice and bring him back to the village, even if it means dying. In this AU, Sakura is much stronger than in the canon, having devoted herself to her training from an early age.

Of course, she is unaware that the Uchiha massacre was ordered by the village's higher-ups, and that Itachi is in fact a spy.

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𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗺

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟContext : inspired by this.

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𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲

✩彡･ﾟPairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha

✩彡･ﾟContext : None. Just Itachi and Sakura being pretty.

✩彡･ﾟContent type : Edited Pic. [Posted on April 3, 2024.]

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. …. None for the moment, it's a new concept. If you feel like it, you can send me some. If you're shy, you can do it anonymously. All I ask is that you remain respectful and kind.♡

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Penalty Box— Preseason Edition: Quinn Hughes Edition (two)

23-24 Season Masterlist

previous: one

SEPTEMBER 30, 2023

yourusername

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yourusername LAIDEEZ AND GENTLECARS, WE (canucks) GOT OUR FIRST WIN OF THE (pre) SEASON!

i was a crying mess this game, because my best friend in the entire world, my other half, my big brother, scored two goals tonight! (notice how i used all nice pictures because i’m so unbelievably proud of him!) (sorry meme fans) and not only that! he also had the primary assist on kuzy’s goal— giving him a three point night!

quinn has always been a star in my heart (not a dallas one but… well you get it) and tonight, he was first star for the first time as captain! needless to say, i immediately bursted into tears when the canucks posted those videos. this was 100% a scrapbook worthy game! (p.s. trevy, we need to go to michaels)

ALSO shoutout to my fav blonde princess for having a four point night! two of those points came from assists on both of quintin’s goals! thanks b.b!

quinny, i love you, and i’m so proud of you. i couldn’t have asked for a greater big brother💙

p.s. congrats to mine and quinn’s son on his penalty hatty! you might need to become a regular on my show!

p.s.s the three fights at once was the best thing i’ve ever witnessed, and the stadium playing country roads made is 10000x better like that was top notch comedy! ty for the entertainment tito, suter, and especially studz!

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yourusername @/bboeser NO! AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY HOCKEY PLAYERS, NONE OF THEM WILL BRING ME TO THE STARS! AND NONE OF THEM WILL INVITE THEM TO MY WEDDING! NOT EVEN @/jamie.drysdale !

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yourusername as it turns out, i couldn’t help myself!

please enjoy mine and quinn’s son in the sin bin three separate times during the game, quinn memes, and beautiful screenshots of the chaos that happened with 38.8 seconds left in the game that resulted in seven penalties, two of them being misconducts! #JusticeForTito

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fandomgirlz01 · 2 years

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It’s Just A Little Bug

Colby Brock x Reader

Imagine on my fandom instagram?: No

Prompt?: No

Request?: Yes By: @Bug_B01_bl3h on Wattpad

Requested prompt?: No

Ko-fi

Masterlist

Warnings here

You can listen to the story be read out loud here.

Post Date: March 3rd 2023

Post Time: 1:06 pm

Edited: Yes

Word count: 6,051

Summary: Colby has an important meeting to go to, but he gets a really bad stomach bug. He insists that he’s fine, but needs the reader to convince him he needs a much deserved break. Will he listen to her and take the break? What will happen if he doesn’t?

PSA: This is mostly just fluff with a little 🤏🏻 bit of angst and by a little bit I really mean a good section of it, other then that it’s mostly just fluffy.

Y/n’s Pov:

I wake up to the sound of the toilet flushing and blink a few times to let my eyes adjust. I frown as I feel Colby’s side of the bed and it’s cold, meaning he’s been up for a bit. I wait for a few minutes for him to come back, but when he doesn’t I push the duvet back with furrowed brows and get up.

I shiver lightly when my feet hit the floor, even if it is carpet, but keep walking. I walk over to the mostly closed bathroom door and knock on it.

“Babe, you ok?” I ask as I slightly push the door open to peer in.

“Yeah. I’m fine. Go back to bed, I’ll be there in a few, nug,” Colby groans out from the floor next to the toilet.

“You don’t seem fine, Colby. Baby, are you sick?” I ask him as I fully walk in and over to him.

“No. Babe, I’m fine, really,” Colby tells me and I give him a hum of disbelief as I sit down on the tub right behind him.

“I don’t believe you. You’re sweating and by the looks of it, puking. Nobody pukes when they feel fine, babe,” I point out as I run my hand through his hair and he groans, laying his head against the porcelain of the toilet.

“Not to mention you feel a little hot too,” I tell him as I use the back of my hand to feel his forehead lightly before running my hand through his hair again.

“You think I’m hot, huh?” he asks with a tired smirk and I scoff playfully.

“I definitely think you are. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be wearing this ring, but that’s not what I meant and you know it,” I tell him with a roll of my eyes as I hold up my hand, letting the ring glitter in the light of the bathroom.

He smiles softly at me for a moment as he reaches his hand out to me and I grab onto his. He plays with my ring —that he'd given me a few weeks ago— for a moment before he lets out a groan as he leans over like he’s going to puke again, but he doesn’t. As he sits up a little more I rub his back.

“It’s ok if you aren’t feeling well, baby. You can just take a day or two from work,” I tell him as I move my hand to scratch and run my nails over his scalp, making him sigh as he closes his eyes for a moment.

“I can’t… I have that big meeting in the morning, remember? I have to get better,” he groans out before sitting up and puking again.

“Oh, baby…” I coo at him as I rub his back for a moment.

“Babe. I’m sure Sam will be fine taking the meeting,” I tell him as he sits back on the floor.

“I don’t wanna make Sammy do that. He took the meeting last week and the one the week before that,” he groans out, leaning his head against the toilet still, but now he looks up at me with sad eyes.

“Let’s just focus on getting you better right now. If you're better in the morning, you can go, ok?” I tell him just to try to appease him so he’ll listen, and to my surprise he nods tiredly.

“Here. I’ll be right back,” I inform him and he nods as he slumps against the side again.

I quickly rush down to the kitchen and pour him a glass of water. I look in the pantry to see if we have crackers or something, but see nothing so I close it and decide I’ll make a trip to the store when I get a chance. I grab the glass of water and walk back up the stairs to our room.

I walk back through our room and to the bathroom where I see him now half asleep by the toilet. I frown and set the water down before walking over to our linen closet. I grab a washcloth and get it wet with slightly cold water.

I then walk back over to him and put the washcloth to his head, making him jump awake. He looks up at me and I smile softly back at him as I now dab the cloth to his neck.

“Sorry, baby. I just thought the cold might help you a bit. There’s also water here for you. You think you’re ready to go back to bed?” I ask him and he slowly nods in his half sleepy haze.

“Ok. Come on then. Let’s get you up,” I tell him and he grabs my hand.

He flushes the toilet before slowly getting up with my help to steady him. Once he’s standing, I hand him the water and he shakes his head.

“I want to brush my teeth first. Get this nasty taste out of my mouth,” he tells me and I nod before setting the water back on the counter.

“Ok. You do that and I’m going to see if I can find some kind of bucket to keep by the bed, ok?” I ask him and he nods in agreement.

I walk back out into our room and see his trash bin. I quickly go over to it and take the bag out before tying it closed and leaving it by the door to take out later. Just as I stand up straight, he shuffles back out with a small groan.

He shuffles over to the bed and I follow behind him. He slowly gets back into the bed and when I’m sure he’s in, I pull the covers over him. He sighs when he finally feels comfortable and I smile softly at him.

“Go back to sleep, honey. I’m going to run down to the store and get a few things. I’ll be right back,” I tell him before leaning down to leave a kiss on his forehead.

I stand, ready to leave, but he pulls me back as he shakes his head. He holds me in place and I arch a brow at him.

“Don’t go. It’s not safe for you to go out alone. I’ll be fine. Really, nug, stay,” he practically begs me, playing with my ring again, and I sigh.

“Colbs, you need fluids, hon. You need to stay hydrated, not to mention foods that you can eat,” I try to make my point known and he shakes his head.

“Don’t go,” he reiterates himself, shaking his head and I sigh.

“Colbs. Baby. I have to,” I reiterate myself this time and he huffs, crossing his arms while pouting at me.

“Please don’t pout. You know I’ll agree if you pout,” I tell him and run my hand through his hair as he tiredly smirks at me.

“Kinda the point, nug,” he tells me with a playful eye roll and I sigh once again.

“Look. Will it make you feel better if I wake Sam and ask him to come with me?” I ask and he sits up a little more as if it intrigues him.

“It’d make me feel a whole lot better at this hour in Vegas, nug, but are you sure you wanna wake him?” he asks as he once again sinks back into the bed.

“I guess I’ll have to if it’ll make you feel better about it. Go to sleep, I’ll be back soon,” I promise him as I scratch at his head and he sighs, sinking even further into the bed.

“Ok. Go to sleep. Bucket’s right here if you need it. I’ll be as quick as I can,” I promise again only to smile when I get a soft hum back.

Once I’m sure he’s asleep, I walk to the closest and put on a pull-over. I grab my purse and put on some easy slip-on shoes. When I’m done grabbing my stuff, I quietly walk over to my side of the bed and grab my phone before heading to the door.

On the way out I grab the garbage bag to take out and when the door is shut quietly, I start walking towards Sam’s room. I knock on the door lightly and it takes a minute, but soon he’s opening the door.

“Oh, you're already up. So I didn’t wake you. Good,” I comment and he nods.

“Yeah, me and Kat decided to watch a movie tonight. What’s up?” he asks and I peek in to see Kat sitting on the bed, playing on her phone.

“Hi, Kat!” I shout to her and she smiles while looking up at me before giving a small wave.

“Hi, y/n,” she replies and I wave back at her.

“So what’s up?” Sam asks and I giggle.

“Oh, yeah. Colby’s pretty sick and we have nothing in this new house for sick people. I was going to run to the store to get stuff, but-” I start to explain and Sam shakes his head.

“Colby told you not to go alone, huh?” he asks and I nod.

“Yeah. So I promised him I’d ask you to tag along,” I agree with him and he chuckles.

“Babe," he says to Kat. "Do you care if I go to the store with y/n?”

“No. Go ahead. Can you get me a Hickory sticks please?” Kat asks him and he nods as he picks up his keys.

“Alright. Let’s go then,” he tells me before stepping out of the room and closing the door behind him.

“How sick exactly is he?” Sam asks as we walk out of the house and to his car.

“I think it’s a stomach bug. He went to bed not feeling too well, but was convinced it’d go away. I just woke up like maybe fifteen to twenty minutes ago to him puking,” I explain as he unlocks the car and I open my door to slide into the passenger side seat.

“I’m going to need to get us a new thermometer too. I have no idea where ours went after the move,” I comment as he starts the car up and pulls out onto the road.

“Let me guess, he’s insisting on going to the meeting tomorrow?” Sam asks quickly, looking at me for a moment before looking back to the road and I sigh.

“Yeah. He won’t listen to reason. I told him I was sure you’d be ok with taking it if he’s sick, but you know Colbs,” I tell him and he hums in agreement while turning his blinker on.

“I told him that we’d see in the morning, but I’m definitely not letting him go,” I finished and he nods in agreement.

“I wouldn’t be letting him go either. It’s ok, I’ll take it,” he promises me and I sigh in relief that he’s on my side.

“Thank you, Sam,” I tell him and he nods, reaching down for my hand to give it a soft squeeze.

“You’re welcome. I know Colby can be a little difficult when he’s sick. He just sometimes doesn’t get when he needs breaks. I’m glad he has you to make him take them,” he tells me as he parks the car and turns it off.

“Well, I did agree to in sickness and in health, or at least I will be in a few months,” I tell him with a shrug and Sam grins, nodding before unbuckling himself.

“And I’m excited for you guys. I bet you’ll look super beautiful in your dress. So beautiful, Colby may cry,” he jokes and I giggle.

“Colby, cry? Whatever are you talking about?” I joke back and he rolls his eyes as he lets out a groan.

“Oh, he’ll cry alright…” he adds on and I giggle smiling.

“Thank you, Sam. I’m sure he will,” I tell him and he nods as he pushes his door open.

We both get out and walk over to the store.

“Wanna split up then meet back at the till’s?” I ask him and he purses his lips as I grab a basket.

“It’ll get us done quicker and home sooner, Sammy,” I tell him with a giggle as I walk a little further into the store and he shakes his head.

“Deal, but meet back in exactly ten minutes,” he tells me, pointing a finger at me and I giggle.

“Fifteen minutes tops,” I playfully tell him and he rolls his eyes.

“Fine, fifteen minutes, but right back here,” Sam says and I nod in agreement, smiling at him.

I then quickly turn and start to walk to the aisle I know the thermometer will be in. I walk down to the whole wall of medicines, quickly looking over them just to see if there’s one that could help Colby, but unfortunately find none.

“He’s just going to have to ride this one out,” I think to myself as I move a little further down the aisle to look for the thermometer. I look over the many different options and read through the information on the back of some of them before deciding which I want.

I grab one and quickly set it in the basket before fully standing up from where I had crouched down. I quickly look at my watch and see I have about ten more minutes till I have to meet up with Sam. I decide to go over to get him crackers and some soup.

I also get him some cold and hot therapeutic ice packs, some 7up and Gatorade, as well as some jello and pudding. Last I grab a multi pack of toothbrushes, knowing he’ll probably want a new one after it’s last use.

Once I’m sure I have everything, I head back towards the tills only to find Sam already paying. He looks up just as I walk up to the self checkout and smiles, making me giggle. I quickly scan the items and pay, then put it all in the bag I keep in my purse.

Sam finishes before me and waits at the end of the self checkout. I quickly grab the receipt and my bag of stuff before walking over to meet him.

“Ready to go?” he asks and I nod.

“Yeah. Let’s go,” I tell him as we start to walk.

We walk out of the store and start down the aisle he parked on as my phone starts to ring. I look at Sam in confusion and he shrugs as I move the bag from my right hand to my left. I pull my phone out to see it’s Kat calling and answer as we continue walking.

“Hey. What’s up?” I ask her and I hear her huff.

“So, I went in to check on Colby just because I thought I should, and he’s like really burning up,” she explains in a rushed tone and Sam takes the bags from my hands.

He opens his trunk and puts the bags in before turning to look at me as I talk to his girlfriend. Sam arches an eyebrow at me for a moment as he waits to know what’s going on.

“How hot is his forehead?” I ask and she clicks her tongue as Sam stands up a little straighter at the sound of her panic.

“Too hot. I couldn’t even really touch his forehead. I don’t know what to do. He’s really out of it too. Thought I was you,” she explains in a panicked, rushed tone.

“Colby, no! Put it back on your head!” Kat shouts and I look up at Sam in a panic.

He nods at me before rushing around his side and I rush to mine. Sam quickly gets in and lets me in. I buckle in while Sam starts the car up and quickly starts to pull out of the parking space.

“Kat. Do you think you can get him in a cold bath?” I ask her in my calmest voice.

“I have him keeping a cold cloth on his head, but I may need Sam’s help to get him in the tub,” she tells me and I nod, biting my lip.

“Ok. Well keep him drinking water and keep the wash cloth as cold as you can. We’re just down the street. Should be home here in a bit,” I calmly explain what she needs to do.

“Ok. See you in a bit,” she replies and I let out a sigh.

“See you in a minute,” I agree before hanging my phone back up.

“How’d you know to do that?” Sam asks as he continues to drive and I start to fidget in my seat.

“How’d I know to do what?” I ask him as I fidget with my ring while sitting up as straight as I can.

“To put him in a cold bath?” Sam clarifies and I bite at my lip.

“Ahh… when I was little, I’d get really bad fevers and it’d get to the point where I’d almost start seizing. So when I got super close the first time, my dad rushed me to the bathroom and held me in an ice cold bath,” I explain and Sam’s eyes widen a little.

“Oh. Shit. Y/n, that’s crazy. Did they ever stop?” he gasps in shock before moving onto his question and I sigh.

“The cold baths help get the fever down most of the time. They usually happen in kids, but the occasional adult can seize with no signs of problems. I haven’t had one since before meeting Colby,” I continue to explain and Sam shakes his head.

“Does he know about this?” Sam asks and I puff out a breath.

“Yes, Sam, he knows. I told him in case I do indeed have one when he’s around so he’ll know what to do,” I tell him in an anxious tone.

“Ok. He’ll be ok, ya know,” Sam says and I jump.

“If he starts to seize while we’re away, he’ll need a hospital, Sam,” I tell him and he shakes his head.

“And he won’t. Kat's got him, she'll keep him good till we get there. Plus, we’re almost there,” he tells me in a reassuring tone and I shake my head.

“You can’t know that…” I tell him and he sighs.

“Y/n. I do know that. It’s Colby,” Sam replies and I sigh, nodding.

“Let’s just get home, please,” I practically beg and he nods back.

Soon before I know it, Sam is pulling up to the house and he doesn’t even get a chance to park as I throw my door open. I quickly get out and head inside, rushing to our room.

“Oh, y/n! You're here, good. He’s a little out of it,” Kat tells me as I walk in.

“Nugget! Where you been, huh? Come cuddle?” Colby shouts excitedly, holding his arms out for me.

“Not right now, hon. First we gotta take your temperature, ok?” I ask him as Sam walks in with all the bags.

“Oh my gosh. I’m sorry, Sam. I completely forgot,” I tell him as he sets the bags down.

“It’s no problem, y/n. You're good,” he tells me as he walks over to me.

“Go run him that cold bath. I’ll help Kat carry him into the bathroom. Do you think you’ll need my help actually getting him into the tub?” Sam asks and I shake my head.

“I think I can possibly coerce him in. If not, I’ll let you know,” I answer and he nods before I walk off into the bathroom.

I quickly turn the water on and turn it to the coldest it’ll go. I test it for a second, nodding to myself when it feels nice and cold. The door opens as Sam and Kat walk in, each with one of Colby’s arms wrapped around their shoulder.

“You got him from here?” Sam asks as I take the arm he’s holding.

“I should. I’ll shout if I need you,” I tell him and he nods.

“Ok. We’ll go put your cold stuff away for you,” Sam informs me as he picks up the bag of drinks.

“Ok. Thank you,” I agree with him, nodding and he smiles softly at me.

“It’s no problem at all, y/n. Call me if you need anything,” he says one last time and I nod before he and Kat walk out.

“Colbs. Baby. I need you to start undressing please,” I tell him, and he smiles, confusing me.

“Baby! You're home,” he says and I sigh.

“Yes, hon. I’m home. Now, help me undress you, please?” I ask him and he smirks lazily.

“You wanna get me naked…” he says as he slowly bounces his eyebrows at me and I groan.

“No, baby. Not right now. We need to get your temperature down, so you need to get into the bath,” I try explaining to him, but he seems to zone out.

“Colby?” I ask with a frown and he starts to sway a bit.

“Ok… woah. Woah. Woah. Let’s just sit you down, baby,” I tell him as I softly guide him back to the closed toilet.

I set him down on it and look down at him for a moment before playing with his hair. He still looks distant for a second before his eyes close and I sigh softly before reaching down to the bottom of his shirt.

“Arms up, babe,” I command gently as I tap his side. I smile softly as he does as I ask before I slowly and carefully pull his tank off.

“Ok. Now your pants, baby,” I again command as I tap his leg before reaching for his waist.

He continues to space out as I pull his sweats off his legs. I look up at him and it seems he starts to sway.

“Ok, baby. We need to get you in. I’m leaving your boxers on. I promise I’ll get you a new pair after,” I tell him and I expect him to make another joke about me getting him naked, but he doesn’t, making me frown.

“Ok. Come on,” I lightly command as I pull him up off the seat.

We walk over to the tub and I quickly make sure it’s still cold. I then pull him a little closer in hopes he’ll step into it.

“Colbs, honey. You need to get in,” I tell him and he finally lifts his left leg.

“Damn, that’s cold,” he points out and I let a small smile fall on my face.

“I know, my love, but you have to get in farther,” I tell him, but he doesn’t reply as he slowly starts to sway.

“Colby, please get into the tub. You have one foot in, now the other one,” I coach him softly and he listens, putting his other foot in.

“Ok. Now sink down, baby. The water should bring your temp down significantly,” I command him and he slowly does with my help.

Once in, he sits back for a moment before he shivers lightly. He finally seems to clear up as he looks over at me.

“Oh hi, baby,” he comments and I giggle, lightly shaking my head.

“Hi, hun. How you feeling?” I ask him as I now smooth back his hair.

“Cold and like I’m sick,” he groans out and I giggle lightly.

“Well. I think your temperature has gone down. I’m going to check just in case though,” I tell him and he nods as he starts to shiver a little more.

I walk out of the bathroom and over to the bags Sam had left before rooting through them. It takes me a moment, but I soon find the thermometer I’d bought and take it out of the bag. Once I have the box, I start back to the bathroom while trying to open it.

“Uggh. Dumb box,” I mutter as I walk back in and Colby smiles softly at me before lifting his hand out of the water.

“Give it here, baby,” he opens and closes his shaking hand as a way of telling me to give it to him.

“Are you sure?” I ask him and he chuckles again.

“I may be cold and sick, nug, but I can still help you even then,” he jokes, rolling his eyes playfully and I smile, glad he’s back to somewhat normal.

“Okay. Here you go then,” I tell him as I set the box in his hand.

His hand closes around it before he’s pulling it back towards himself. His other hand comes out of the water and he effortlessly pulls the tab of the box open. With a smirk, he hands it back to me and I giggle as I take it from him.

“Thank you, my love,” I tell him as I stand and leave a kiss on his head, making him cringe.

“Baaaaabe!” he dramatically groans and I giggle as I quickly start to pull the thermometer out of the box.

“What?” I ask, pretending I didn’t do anything and he rolls his eyes as I walk up to him.

“You’re lucky I want to spend forever with you or I’d be gone after that,” he tells me and I playfully gasp.

“Over a forehead kiss?” I dramatically ask as I put a hand to my heart.

“Yes. Over a forehead kiss. Nug, you know what I always say…” he trails off and I hum in fake agreement.

“Open your mouth, Colbs,” I tell him as I flick the thermometer lightly like the instructions tell me to and he does.

“Ok. Under the tongue, babe,” I tell him and he rolls his eyes.

“Those are the worst thermometers…” he comments and I giggle.

“But it was the best one there,” I explain and he rolls his eyes again in exaggeration.

I put it in his mouth and leave it in for a moment. After the moment is up, I lean back over to take it out of his mouth and look over it.

“Says you're down to at least 102 now, so you should be good to get out,” I tell him and he sighs, throwing his head back.

“Thank God. That shit was cold,” he exclaims as he stands up and I pass him his towel.

“I know. I’m sorry. We can go cuddle in bed and warm you up now, though,” I tell him and he smiles tiredly at me.

“That sounds wonderful, nug,” he tells me and I nod.

“Ok. Then get out of your wet boxers and get changed into some other clothes, then we can,” I tell him and he nods.

I go to walk out of the bathroom, but he pulls me back and I giggle when I see confusion on his face. He gives me a light pout and I poke his stomach.

“What?” I ask him and he flicks my hand playfully but tiredly.

“Where are you going?” he asks as he frowns again and I giggle.

“I am going to get you some crackers and 7up. I promise I’ll be right back for those cuddles, but you need food in your system,” I explain to him as I poke at his stomach again and he shakes his head.

“Ok, but hurry back… I want cuddles…” he agrees with a puppy dog look and I giggle.

“There’s my sick cuddle bear. I was worried about him there for a moment. You were pretty out of it,” I admit as I put a hand on my hip.

“Honestly I don’t really remember getting in,” he admits back and I sigh.

“Symptoms of a very high fever, babe. I’m just happy you didn’t start having a seizure,” I tell him and he sighs.

“I’m sorry you even know that, baby girl,” he apologizes and I shrug.

“Don’t be sorry. Not like you ever made me get high fevers,” I tell him with a soft smile.

“Ok. I’m going to get the crackers and 7up. I’ll be right back,” I promise him and he smiles at me.

“You better be!” he jokes as I walk out, shaking my head.

I walk down to the kitchen and grab a 7up along with a pack of the crackers. Once I have the stuff, I walk back up to our room and set it all down on Colby’s side table. I frown when I hear the toilet flush and Colby groan again.

I quickly walk back to the bathroom only to find him where I’d found him earlier on. He once again sits with his head leaning against the toilet.

“Oh, baby,” I coo as I go over to him, making him look up at me.

“You feel like you're done?” I ask as I crouch down and rub his back soothingly.

“Yeah, I might be,” he groans out before he sighs, leaning his head against the side of the toilet.

“Ok. Let’s get you up and back to bed then,” I tell him as I rub the top of his back.

“Come on, baby. Let’s go cuddle,” I comment as I help him stand up.

“Do you wanna brush your teeth again?” I ask him and he shakes his head.

“Just water, I don’t have the energy to brush right now,” he sluggishly tells me and I shrug, nodding.

“That’s perfectly fine, my love,” I reassure him as best as I can before starting the walk to our bed.

I guide him slowly over and help him sit down before he moves to lay down. He cuddles into his pillow and sighs. I smile softly before standing straight and taking a step over to the door, but Colby grabs onto my hand.

“Nug, where ya going? I thought we were gonna cuddle?” he asks as he holds my hand so I won’t leave.

“We are, honey, I promise. I was just going to get the 7up and crackers. I’ll be right back. They’re just on the table by the door,” I tell him and he nods, letting me go.

I give him a soft smile before continuing over to our bedroom door. I quickly grab the two items and walk back over to place them on his bedside table. I then walk around the bed and pull the covers back before getting in.

Colby smiles sheepishly at me as he holds his arms open and I giggle, laying down as he wraps them around me. I reach up and start scratching at his scalp and he lets out a sigh with his eyes closing.

“I’m going to watch some tv. You ok with that, babe?” I ask him and he just tiredly hums.

I grab the remote and turn the tv on and just watch mindless tv for a bit. Before I know it, my eyes start to slowly close and I’m lolled into a deep sleep.

~Time Skip~

I scrunch up my face as I wake up to a light turning on in our dark room. I sit up and sigh when I don’t find Colby in bed again. I look over at the clock to see it says eight o’clock.

With a sigh, I look over at where the light is coming from and see that it’s the closet light. I shake my head before getting up and walking over to the closet. I lean against the door frame with my arms crossed, watching as Colby gets dressed, but he doesn’t notice me and continues on.

“What do you think you are doing?” I ask out loud and he startles, jumping ever so slightly.

“Babe! You scared me,” he comments before going back to what he was doing.

“I’m sorry, that wasn’t my intention. But what are you getting dressed for?” I ask him with a raised eyebrow and he gives me a sheepish look as he rubs at his neck.

“Nothing…” he tries and I shake my head, making him sigh.

“Fine… I was getting ready for the meeting…” he admits to me like a scared child would.

“Oh no, you are not. You are not going anywhere. Change back into your sweats because you're not going anywhere,” I sternly tell him and he sighs.

“Nug. I have to go. I can’t let Sammy take it again,” he practically pleads with me and I shake my head.

“Colby. Sam already told me he’d take it. Now I’m not asking, I'm putting my foot down, babe. You almost had a seizure. I am not letting you out of the house until this bug passes,” I inform him in as stern of a tone I can.

“Ok. Ok. Nug, I’ll change…” he agrees before coming over to me and wiping a tear I didn’t even realize fell.

“I won’t leave. Sam can take it. I’m sorry,” he apologizes as he pulls me into a loose hug and I nod.

“Thank you. I’m sorry, too. Just seeing it rather than being the one going through it…” I try to explain and he nods.

“And it was you going through it… it just… it scared me, I guess,” I finish and he nods softly in understanding.

“I’m so sorry I scared you, nug. I promise, I’ll stay right here with you until this bug is gone,” he tells me and I tighten my arms around him in thanks.

“Ok. Go lay down, I'll be right there. Let me just change outta these jeans,” he says as he pulls back from our hug to look at me and I nod softly.

He lets go of me and I sniffle lightly as I walk back to our bed. I get in and lay there for a few minutes, waiting for him to join me. Soon he comes back into our room, turning off the light of the closet before coming over and getting into the bed with me.

He pauses as he sits before bending over and grabbing his trash bin. He pukes into it and I quickly jump to a sitting upright position to rub his back.

“It’s ok, baby. Let it out,” I tell him and soon he finishes, picking his head up to look at me.

“Give me the bin, babe,” I say, holding my hands out.

“No. I can take care of it, nug,” he groans out and I sigh.

“Colby, just give me the can. You don’t have the energy to take care of it. I’ll just go dump it and rinse it. I can handle it,” I tell him and he sighs, nodding tiredly before putting it into my hands.

“Eat some of those crackers while I’m gone. I’ll be right back,” I promise him as I stand and head to the bathroom.

As I walk over, I smile softly when I hear the packaging rustle, meaning he’s opening them before fully walking into the bathroom. I quickly dump the contents into the toilet before rinsing it in the bathtub. Once that’s done, I walk over and wash my hands of the germs before grabbing the bin and walking back out.

“Ok. Here’s the bin, babe,” I tell him as I pass it back and he sets it back on the floor.

“Thank you for taking such good care of me, nug,” he says as we both lay back down.

“Always, Colby. In sickness and health in a few months, right? Why not start a little earlier,” I say with a playful shrug and he chuckles.

“Are you done eating your crackers? Think you wanna get some more sleep now?” I ask him and he nods, cuddling me a little closer.

“Sleep sounds wonderful, nug,” he mutters before sighing tiredly.

“Then sleep, my love. Sleep,” I tell him as I rub at his belly.

“Alright. Good night, nug. I love you,” he tells me and I smile softly as I continue to rub his stomach.

“I love you too, Colby. Sleep,” I whisper as I cuddle ever so slightly closer.

I wait till his breath evens out and pull the blankets up a little higher. Soon my eyes slowly start to close as I listen to his heartbeat and I fall into a peaceful sleep.

The End.

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