#lautskity

[frongle444]

totally just friends who commit manslaughter together stay together am i right??

[pipperoo]

i do love how lautskity has gotten more popular because like, grace is literally the main reason, in both canon cases, that steph and pete get together and survive! in ac, she got steph sent to camp and saved their lives by lumberaxe handing over the mantle to her. in npmd, grace’s snitching got the two closer and she sacrificed what she cherishes most to save everyone

at this point, the least they can do is let her into the polycule

[fibfoolingart]

fav throuple dynamics bc each of these nerds is convinced they're the straight man of the trio

[themightymoose]

Happy pride month to whatever the fuck these three had going on

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

Lautskity in a nutshell

[iwritestuffzs]

The other day I read a fanfiction where Kyle and Jason were covering for Steph for skipping school and basically acting like big brothers and that gave me some thoughts about them. Like they are sooo big brother core for Steph and I love that.

Then I got to thinking that maybe the two made the plan for Jason to go to homecoming with Grace so that Lautskity could go together and not get weird looks AND he could keep an eye on Steph (Because they CARE).

THEN I thought about Max and Steph being like siblings. Because they seem on good terms before the whole Waylon place incident. Plus both their dads kinda suck so I feel like they could bond on that. Steph's dad is NEVER home because he's campaigning, meanwhile Max's dad is ALWAYS home drinking. What if they became like bonded stray cats and were like found family twins.

THEN .... I got thinking about Max's death. Like we brush over the death of Steph's supposed friend but like what if she was more upset about it then we saw. Like imagine that she loses her semi - kinda asshole - brother, and hacks up and buries his body to hide it. Like I imagine that she would hold like a semi funeral for him or something.

(I might write a fanfiction on this struggle one day, who knows)

Sooo anyway to sum up, I love thinking about Steph and her protective older brothers

[autism-swagger]

Polyamory could've saved them actually.

[jklovesfandoms]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64598392/chapters/165922291

If there's one thing I like to do, it's project onto Grace Chasity, and it's sure as fuck not stopping now! If there's a second thing I like to do, it's write fanfiction. And much like the first, I am not stopping anytime soon!!

Anyways!

Summary:

"Forbidden fruit, dick-hole! It's always the sweetest. And I will not rest until I taste Grace Chasity's little peach."

But Max Jägerman doesn't wait. Max Jägerman takes.

And take, he will.

Whose job is it to fix those that have given?

[dademigod]

Lautskity nation, I give you: The Lovers (but better)!!! :D

Hope you enjoy Them ❤️💚🩷

(Alt name pitched by friends after break)

Also if anyone wants the different assets of the card hmu I guess

[onyx-plutos-moon]

Lautskity fic idea:

Collab fic with pov changes each chapter and each author does a different pov

Work together to put all the blorbos through the horrors

[owlbrain]

Grace Chasity is a dog person. We know this because she has three of them.

Honestly I ship lautskity and holyghost pretty equally depending on how murderous I feel like letting Grace be (Max is in no way a healthy choice for her but ssshhhhh let me ship the toxic murderers) and we already know Max is pathetically down bad for Grace.

But you can’t convince me Pete and Steph aren’t too.

We all saw how dramatic they were in IILY. You think that’s disappearing after they get together? Of course not. These two are probably the sappiest romantics to ever exist. They’re literally the Lovers card in the tarot deck.

Grace has three lapdogs and honestly? She has cat allergy vibes.

[frongle444]

things i drew instead of revising aka sketch dump aka handwriting reveal ig

(like 13 images and its tall so its under the cut lol)

notes - so much grace chasity i only included two tho bcs they all are basically the same :') - LAUTSKITY BC HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD ft. trying to figure out how to draw petes fucking hairline - richie! because hes so fun to draw??? i love all his hair spikys - some of the nerd trio - unofficially sponsored by stabilo pens cuz i love them <33

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

[fibfoolingart]

i swear this was just supposed to be some fun aesthetic swap doodles, but then i started thinking about The Implications and now i have a wholeass story behind this au lol

any world where grace chasity isn’t a horny, homicidal prude, we lose the original plot, so this au would revolve more around the church of the starry children then max jägerman lol

solomon decides the best way to wield power in hatchetfield is through religion instead of government and he unites all the tiny denominational churches into his church, becoming the pastor (happening around the same time steph starts middle school.)

it works. almost everyone attends solomon’s church, and it becomes a required social event for anyone who’s anyone in hatchetfield.

but it’s all a manipulation for bigger purposes as solomon slowly incorporates text from the black book, pushing the church into culty territory.

as the preacher’s kid, steph is under constant scrutiny. she might have wanted to rebel as a kid, but the wrath of god is a much bigger threat than just breaking her phone and solomon uses fear and guilt to keep her in line, turning her into a model of godly behavior (at least on the surface).

the chasitys refuse to join solomon’s church, but their small congregation shuts down when there aren’t enough people left. 

grace’s parents encourage grace to pour all her free time into individual bible study to make up for the lack of church, church activities, and church outings, but grace starts treating the bible like a textbook instead of a spiritual guide.

without structured church activities, her obsession with rules and procedures shifts to the school system

grace unknowingly separates herself from spirituality when her bible obsession becomes academic. she’s still a christian, but she���s more likely to corner you in the library to infodump about angelic hierarchies than preach about purity.

travis coulson was ruth’s older cousin. it freaked her the hell out that someone could be bullied that bad that they have to transfer and their entire life is erased for a dumbass lie that everyone believes. so ruth vows that she and her friends will never be outcasts (or timberwolves) and drags pete and richie into a "popularity pact" in fifth grade, forcing them to get cool or else.

the trio spends their summer doing research and practicing social skills. (they basically spend their time practicing masking autism and refining their ability to camouflage.)

the trio starts researching what’s cool. their findings? football players, student council presidents, and school play leads are the pinnacle of popularity. so, they throw themselves into middle school tryouts and campaigns to fit these roles:

richie tries out for football but ends up as the mascot.

ruth auditions for the lead in the school play but gets relegated to lighting tech.

pete campaigns for class president but only gets elected secretary.

instead of quitting there, they regroup and try again in high school:

richie uses the athleticism he got as a mascot to land him a spot on the swim team.

ruth works her way up to the the student/assistant director for the school plays

pete works his way up the student council ranks, eventually becoming class president.

the trio is finally just cool enough that their quirks get rebranded as "quirky-cool" instead of "weird." they still bond over star wars and anime in secret, but their popularity ensures they’re never targets again.

[fave-starcanwreckedpulp-ship]

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

Part six of Nerdy Prudes as tweets