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[lawandordersource]

LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT | 1.13 "The Insider" ↳ requested by @thefirsthogokage

[malevolent-muse]

OTP

I will not be taking questions at this time.

[ragneda-r]

Raul Esparza as Kevin Malrooney in Law and Order: Criminal Intent season 8 episode 11 (10 on some websites).

PART 2

[lisafromtemecula]

im OBSESSED ! hes such a freak psychoanalyst profiler and i love it!

and i LOVE when he goes ‘undercover’ hes so UGH

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

With all these ass backwards laws coming out that state it's illegal to present or dress in a way that doesn't match your assigned-gender-at-birth, it won't be long before assigned-female-at-birth means you must wear a skirt or dress. Just watch. It's gonna happen because that what the "traditionally" female clothing is.

Women wearing pants/trousers is still a very recent thing.

Butch/stud women tend to dress more masculine. Some have been accused of being trans, and being trans is becoming illegal in many states. Some of these women have children, and said children will be taken away and their mothers accused of child abuse.

Wearing leggings may soon be considered indecent. Some already consider them as such. Gotta wear a skirt or dress over those.

Some schools are now requiring female-presenting athletes have their genitals examined and measured. Gotta meet some random ambiguous standard set by some creepy people. If you donmeet this standard, you'll be kicked off the team and/or barred from participating in sports. Professional athletes are now being required to have their hormone levels checked. Testosterone a little high? You gotta take estrogen now.

No one is safe. Trans folks are just the beginning.

[squadmuse]

NSFW ALPHABET

THE MIKE LOGAN EDITION

A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Mike is attentive, he wants to make sure you’re feeling good and how you’re feeling after it. He doesn’t want to go too hard or let anything he does affect you too much. He’ll cuddle you if you want his cuddles, wrapping you up in his strong arms and will carry to your en-suite bathroom, where he’ll be so gentle yet affectionate as he helps wash his cum off and massage your sore muscles. Mike will then carry you back to bed and watch as you fall asleep in his arms.

B - Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and their partner’s body)

Mike obviously likes his hair (is that even a body part?) but he likes his tongue and his large hands as he can do so much with them both, leaving you a puddle… and he’s a typical man who knows how good his dick is. Mike is a guy’s guy and he is totally open to a nice pair of breasts or a nice ass, he is going to love on your body as if it’s sacred to him.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum basically…)

Again, Mike is such a guy so he loves cumming on your breasts or ass or tapping his cock against her open mouth as he cums and seeing your tongue painted white. I think when it’s a more serious relationship, Mike isn’t against cumming inside without protection too.

D - Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Mike is known for being quite the ladies man, and something he’s never done but always had an interest in doing is a threesome with you. Mike also is a fan of stripteases.

E - Experience (how experienced are they, do they know what they are doing?)

Oh Mike is very well versed in the bedroom, he knows exactly what he’s doing and knows exactly how to leave you absolutely wrecked.

F - Favourite Position (again, pretty self explanatory…)

Cowgirl, as it allows him access to every part of your body. But he also enjoys doing doggystyle with you.

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or are they more humorous?)

Mike is quite flexible in this aspect, but it takes a while before he can be truly himself with you and this in bed too. As your relationship with him progresses, you see Mike becoming more and more goofy and more playful too.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

He’s a guy who takes good care of his hair up top but he isn’t as particular down below and only trims it so it’s not unruly or too much. He likes his body hair, and so do you and your hands are quick to roam his broad chest, running through his chest hair.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? Are they romantic?)

Mike is more and more romantic as you date longer and longer. That’s not saying he ain’t romantic, he knows how to wine and dine and how to treat a woman very well. One night stands are still treated with well and with respect, but he opens more and more as he knows you’re the one for him - he doesn’t open up that easily and when he does, he’s a lovesick puppy head over heels in love. Mike is 100% a gentleman throughout though in many ways.

J - Jack Off (masturbation…)

Oh this guy has a high yearn level and he’s loyal, so if he can’t be with you or you’re not in the mood or something, Mike jacks himself off. He likes it a lot when you do a striptease for him, his large hand working his cock as you shimmy for him in itty-bitty lingerie. Sometimes he’ll jack off in the shower or over the phone to you. Oh he also loves mutual masturbation, he gets off seeing you reach your own peak.

K - Kink (what are their kink/s?)

Mike doesn’t like anything too kinky or risky, he’s a cop. He loves seeing you in lingerie and you giving him stripteases, oh and he has a food kink for sure. Roleplay is also a kink that Mike has, and his handcuffs have found their way into your sex life on multiple occasions. Dirty talk comes so easily to Mike too. He loves cumming into you without protection, but he doesn’t quite have a breeding kink? Also with the stress of his job, Mike ain’t against giving up control in the bedroom and loves bathtub/shower sex.

L - Location (where are their favourite places to do the do?)

Oh Mike will do it primarily in the safety of your home or somewhere away from prying eyes. He’s a cop and can’t risk getting blackmailed or caught, and won’t risk your reputation either. Hotel rooms are a good place for him, or if you’re on vacation together somewhere where nobody knows you both. Jacuzzi sex has definitely happened once or twice…

M - Motivation (what turns them on, what gets them going?)

Anything you do gets Mike raring to go. He’s just that kind of guy! He loves seeing you wet for him or you holding back your moans. You in lingerie is a huge biggie, same goes for swimwear and pretty dresses. There have been galas or parties where he’s been hard as a rock seeing you all dolled up in a slinky dress. Also you taking care of him, showing him love and affection gets Mike so loving on you.

N - No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs?)

Mike is big on consent, he won’t do anything you’re against or anything too painful. He’s never going to do anything if you’re drunk either as he knows your inhibitions are lowered from the alcohol.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill etc)

Mike is a god when it comes to giving you oral sex, you feel like you’ve been sent to heaven when his talented tongue brings you to orgasm after orgasm. He loves it so much when you suck his dick. You’re both giving people, and so you’re both well taken care of!

P - Pace (are they fast and rough, soft and sensual?)

It depends, and it can depend on his caseload on how Mike fucks. If he’s stressed also, he isn’t a just fuck fast and rough, he sometimes needs t that soft sensual sex to relax him. When you’re more serious about each other also, the soft sensual sex happens just as often as the rough fast fucks.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often etc.)

100% a fan of quickies. Mike knows he has an unpredictable schedule due to the cases he works as a police detective and that he doesn’t always have the time to fuck you as long as he’d like and so quickies do happen. But he is sure to be attentive and gives 110%.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

Mike does like a risk, but he knows to make educated risks? The riskier stuff happens in the privacy of your own home or away on vacation, like that time where you both skinny dipped in Barbados or did a stranger roleplay in a bar in Manhattan. Mike isn’t against experimenting either. He doesn’t do pegging at all.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)

Mike goes to the gym to keep fit for work, and therefore has a good amount of stamina that he uses to wreck you in bed. He was quite the ladies man before he met you, and therefore also built up a great recovery period. Mike isn’t against using viagra either as he ages, so that helps also and he isn’t against using his hands or mouth to keep you cumming as he recovers from his own.

T - Toys (do they own toys, do they use toys? on a partner or themselves?)

Mike isn’t the biggest fan of toys being used on himself to be honest. It’s not that he’s against them, it’s just he isn’t that experienced with them and prefers to use them on you. However if he had to choose one, it’d be that vibrating cockring you bought for him to try out. As a gift back to you, he got you a remote control vibrator, which he loves to use on you nonstop.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Mike Logan is the king of teasing. He’s quite the typical guy in that regard, not quite a playboy but just so boyish? He knows exactly how to get your body riled up and then leave you literally so wanton for him.

V - Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make etc?)

Dirty talk is easy to Mike, and he loves it when you do it. He can be surprisingly loud at times but also surprisingly quiet at times, it depends on what is going on in his life and career. Oh he grunts and groans a lot, burying his head in the crook of your neck or in your cleavage as he does.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

He absolutely adores it when you ride his thigh or sit on his lap. It seems so vanilla seeing how much more you do together, but it has Mike crazy for those moments.

X - X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Have you seen the size of this guy? Mike Logan has a big cock, and he knows how to use it! He’s thick with nice sized balls that aren’t too big and he’s cut, which surprised you. Veiny as heck too.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

A high sex drive without a doubt. Mike isn’t an addict so to speak, he’s just a guy who loves to use sex as an expression of want and love. He finds it hard at first to use his words in relationships so sex is an easy way for him. But when he experienced you for the first time, felt actual love and depth… well sex became even more of an expression for him even though he opens up more with his words.

Z - Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

Mike isn’t one to fall right asleep, he is somewhat sleepy but will take care of you and make sure you’re well taken care of before thinking about himself. Sometimes he’ll wrap you up in his arms and snuggle you, watching as you drift off to sleep before doing the same himself.

[platinum-iridium]

i'm sorry but no black person is delivering this line. the writers need to bffr

[thelastdayalive]

BRENT SPINER Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2001-2011) 03x15

[thefirsthogokage]

LET ME WRITE IT! I'VE GOT THE IDEAS!

I'M LITERALLY WORKING ON WRITING THIS!!

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON WRITING THIS FOR MONTHS!

I JUST NEED A PROCEDURAL WRITER TO HELP ROUND OUT SOME STUFF!

[sc0rpi0-skies]

Long, kinda braindump-y post:

Y’know, I think it’s actually kind of interesting to analyze early SVU’s attitude with regard to trans people. Because it’s very easy to say “oh it’s totally transphobic and problematic,” but I think it’s actually a bit more nuanced than that. Don’t get me wrong, there are 100% a lot of problematic aspects, it doesn’t take an expert to see that. I mean, the repeated usage of the t-slur is enough to put it in that category. But it’s interesting to look at how the show’s portrayal reflects the societal attitude towards trans people over time — like a period piece of the 2000s.

Now, keep in mind that I am a cis person myself, and I wasn’t alive for the early 2000s, so my opinion is not the gospel in any way, shape, or form. But the reason I’m thinking about this is because I just watched S4E21, where a trans woman named Cheryl is on trial for killing her boyfriend’s brother who tried to rape her, and in the process found out she was AMAB and was likely going to out her. The episode has much of the usual “she’s a dude” rhetoric (with some “she tricked us all” stuff sprinkled in, especially in this kind of awful scene involving Stabler), but by the end, it also elicits a lot of sympathy for the trans victim. Especially through Cabot, who develops immense feelings of guilt for prosecuting Cheryl (and tries to drop out of the case at one point), and Benson, who stands up for Cheryl, including in small ways like using her correct pronouns with Cheryl’s parents, even as they repeatedly misgender and deadname her.

In some ways, I think the episode is actually (for its time) an advocate for trans people, because it really shows a window into the discrimination they face, especially in a less tolerant time. It also allows the audience to comprehend Cheryl’s feelings of being in the wrong body and witness the awful repercussions and trauma she faces for them (being scared of leaving the house, getting kicked out by her parents, etc). It even introduces the biological aspect of trans people’s brains corresponding to their preferred gender. If I was someone in the early 2000s who didn’t know or care much about trans people outside of the usual prejudicial jokes, I think this episode really would’ve introduced me to a new perspective and encouraged me to look at the trans population with greater empathy. Especially in the way it starts out with the expected harmful rhetoric, but over time sheds that as it delves deeper into Cheryl’s story.

Anyway, this was kind of a braindump because this episode really made me think. (In my current first-time binge of SVU, I’ve really been loving episodes that make me do that.) My point is that I think immediately labeling things as completely problematic and unacceptable because they don’t hold up to the standard of the present can sometimes obscure the nuance of the issue. Yes, this episode has a lot of harmful rhetoric that could 100% be triggering to a trans person. This is not me trying to defend that in any way, shape, or form. But I think analyzing “problematic” media in the context of its time period can open up a window into studying the history of a marginalized population and how societal perceptions develop over time. I can never fully understand what life was like for trans people in the early 2000s. But watching this episode made me interested to go out and learn more. And it makes me hope that maybe, just maybe, someone watching this episode in 2003 felt the same.

[lawandordersource]

JEFF GOLDBLUM as DET. ZACK NICHOLS LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT | 8.4 "In Treatment" ↳ requested by @tinkerbelldetective

[malevolent-muse]

Every time the show mentions him ...

... I get my hopes up that he'll return.

[ragneda-r]

Raul Esparza as Kevin Malrooney in Law and Order: Criminal Intent season 8 episode 11 (10 on some websites).

PART 1 from 2 parts

[lisafromtemecula]

i thought he had real food but this weirdo took out FOUR FUCKING PICKLES WRAPPED IN PAPER 😭 then wanted to play with them- i can’t

[mikelogan]

Mike Logan in Law & Order: Criminal Intent 5x02 "Diamond Dogs"