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I think there’s a good chance I didn’t pass, but at least the stupid bar is over.
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🎵I love sending Passive Aggressive emaAaills
Cus I'm not allowed to say "Listen here ya dumb fuck"🎵
#personal#lawyer things#this opposing counsel is going to drive me to drink or commit a felony I swear to god#Office Jingle of the day#(because I'm remote today so I can swear)
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thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar
#bg3#be shh now#he said 'what's the absolute minimum amount of effort i can put into this cover story' and then somehow shot beneath that#i know lawyer isn't the same thing as magistrate. but the point is this man did not go to legal school. i doubt he knows the difference.#containment breach
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some of y'all have seriously forgotten that Eddie is an absolute loser who doodles dragons on every single piece of paper he can get his hands on
#like yes he is also metal#and wears alt clothing#but most importantly he is a dungeons and dragons nerd who would rules lawyer you#he does lil dances in the lunch room while yelling about his anti manifesto#some of yall saw the rings and the ability to hotwire a car and decided to make him a cool guy#he is not#stranger things#eddie munson
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like a turnabout. or something. is this thing on.
#...listen. i started playing pxz2 and as far as i'm concerned all crossovers are canon always. phoenix was majima's lawyer.#i have a whole bunch of sketches featuring more of the y4 gang so if people like this batch i'll probably end up cleaning those up too#it's not my fault ace attorney is literally the easiest thing to make crossover fanart with!!! anyway as always hey hi ily#contra art#fanart#comic#yakuza#ace attorney#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#phoenix wright#maya fey#majima goro#kiryu kazuma#haruka sawamura#kazumaji#rgg fanart#ace attorney fanart#yakuza fanart#goro majima#kazuma kiryu#gyakuten saiban
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Working means that everytime I think it'll be a slow day, the the God of Tricks and Workplace Quandaries laughs in my fucking face
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my favorite binnie looks (282/∞)
#stray kids#changbin#seochangbinet#createskz#bystay#staysource#jypartists#malegroupsnet#seo changbin#stray kids gifs#stray kids changbin#skz#my.gifs#favoritebinnies#have jury duty today#trying to speedrun getting dismissed bc i at the very least went to law school#and if there's one thing ik lawyers hate is other lawyers. speaking from experience
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steve, occasionally the mental terrorist: so, is lizard jail actually fun?
eddie: please stop
steve: like, you all yell the entire time at each other. must be hard getting the lizard out of prison.
eddie: i know you're doing this on purpose. stop it.
steve: you're like the judge right? and everyone else is the lawyers? who's the defense attorney and who's the prosecutor?
eddie: please
steve: what crimes did the lizard commit to receive 25 consecutive life sentences?
#stranger things#steddie#steve probably actually has encyclopedic knowledge of dnd through osmosis at this point#but exclusively calls it lizard jail or the lawyer reptile game#for the bit#eddie HATES it
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‘Cuz you are the best lawyer in town 🎶
#jjba#digital art#giorno giovanna#pannacotta fugo#song: Jamie by weezer#gio got a new pair of bracelets and just had to show em to fugo#started as a doodle that kept going#lawyer au thing haha#for me it would be like pt5 but AA vibes#i have some thoughts#fugio#(?) kinda
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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#nie huaisang#wei wuxian#lan wangji#elle woods#That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it#Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.
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I haven’t belly laughed at a YouTube video in a long time but CHRIST was the Cleo/Doc case hilarious
#taken straight back to season 5#that case was a disaster lmfao#skizz: *perfect legal language* bdubs: I was not paying attention to a single thing you said#Bdubs’ fucking ad segment with 13 playing#Joe pleading 1/5 insanity and doc slowly (actually) losing it#ren’s lawyer being an armor stand of false#hoooooly shit that was so funny#hermitcraft#storm speaks
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Officially fancy enough to have business cards!
#personal#lawyer things#is it weird that I'm excited about them?#they're so sleek and shiny#I wish I could show the actual cards but I'd have to blur all of it out so it would be pointless
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I’ve been thinking about Miles as Serizawa quite a bit 😁
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#mob psycho 100#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#narumitsu#wrightworth#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney au#psychic lawyers au#digital art#my art#procreate#LET’S GO GAMBLING!!#aw dang it-#squib and I were trying to figure out how the claw thing worked if Gregory took Sakurai’s place#we decided that part of the reason why Miles locked himself away for 15 years was because 1) his powers and 2) his father went missing#Gregory (instead of being killed by MVK) was instead made to join Claw (which now means Claw is an older organization)#without his father there to help teach him how to control his powers. miles got scared and locked himself away#much to the sadness of his mother Eleanor (who is alive in this AU)#I think im gonna have it so neither Gregory nor Miles know that the other is part of Claw#at least not until the World Domination Arc (probably post-WDA)#it’s easier this way HAUHUISu#yeah gamer miles…needs to touch grass…and take a shower…and get a haircut…#also hooray! he gets glasses 😁😁😁 AND HIS DAD IS ALIVE AND SO IS HIS MOM#THIS MILES EDGEWORTH TRULY IS WINNING
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You know you’re a lawyer when someone messages you a “good morning attorney” or a “hope you’re feeling better, attorney” but you know what they really mean and it’s “attorney I need something from you”
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The « can i win at therapy » couple!
#jimmy mcgill#saul goodman#kim wexler#better call saul#breaking bad#fanart#this is to conclude the fictional lawyers i like kinda thing hehe don’t mind me
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every time i see someone refer to wright and edgeworth as nick and miles i have to blink at least twice and comprehend that phrasing. like wtf they're just some guys now
#phoenix and miles is one thing bc of phoenix's crazy ass name#phoenix and edgeworth also obviously#to me they're lawyers first humans second ok. how dare you make them normal#/j#ace attorney#narumitsu
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