#lc catherine

[saphirdevil]

good morning cathycliff nation, how we do on this fine day

[toniko]

actually i haven’t finished canto 5 yet

[meragoround]

some limbus commissions

[find-a-canonmate]

CURRENT NAME / PRONOUNS

Catherine Earnshaw :3 I also go by Cathy. I use she/her pronouns!

BODY AGE

20 !!!

ID

Fictive :)

SOURCE

Wuthering Heights / Limbus Company

CHARACTER(S) YOU ARE

Catherine (OG) from Wuthering Heights! And half from Catherine from uhh Limbus Company

TYPE OF RELATIONSHIPS YOU WANT

I don't mind though prefer platonic. Not actively looking for familial things but if it happens, it happens. Mainly looking for Heathcliff and Edgar!!:) Isabella can interact but I did mildly dislike her in source. Note that I do not actively remember anyone from LC, but I know I am half sourced from it.

CANON LENIENT OR DIVERGENT

Lenient :)

HOW TO CONTACT YOU

You can DM me at my (currently empty) blog @cominghome-socold ! If that doesn't work for whatever reason you can also just like this post LOL

EXTRAS

I'm a symptoms holder for HPD and ASPD so please don't mind that + I don't always front. A frequent fronter, but not always. ^_^

Good luck, Cathy!

[redundant2]

“Not seeing anything about Catherine in the news. I pray our Princess of Wales is recovering well from her procedure. Anyone hear about updates?”

The London Clinic doesn’t seem to allow visiting children (or only under special circumstances) w that in mind, all being well, I don’t expect KP to say anything until Catherine is home and resting comfortably. 🇬🇧



Thank you so much for the info. I didn't know the LC doesn't allow children to visit.

[strinak]

Author Statistics

For 10 authors, I read their works into the double digits: Alessandra Hazard (x11) Kiki Clark (x12) Kati Wilde (x13) Shelly Laurenston (x15) AJ Sherwood (x16) Onley James (x20) KL Noone (x24) Charity Parkerson (x31) Megan Derr (x40) Mary Calmes (x44)

For 24 authors, I read at least 3 and at most 9 works: Andrea K Host (x4), Anne Bishop (x4), Brigham Vaughn (x3), Bruce Sentar (x3), Deacon Frost (x3), Eric Ugland (x7), Gail Carriger (x1)/GL Carriger (x3), Ilona Andrews (x5), Jennifer Cody (x4), Jordan Castillo Price (x3), Louisa Masters (x6), Lucy Lennox (x5), Lyn Gala (x3), Mell Eight (x3), Michelle Diener (x4), Naomi Novik (x3), R Cooper (x5), RJ Moray (x2)/Robin Moray (x1), Sam Burns (x5), Shirtaloon (x7), Stella Starling (x4), TJ Land (x9), Vasily Mahanenko (x3), and Wen Spencer (x5).

For 25 authors, I read exactly 2 works: Alex Gilbert, Alice Winters, Amanda Meuwissen, Amy Crook, Andy Gallo, Bettie Sharpe, Claire Cullen, David North, Eli Easton, Eryn Ivers, Isabel Murray, Jessie Mihalik, KM Neuhold, LC Mawson, Luke Chmilenko, Macronomicon, Ofelia Grand, Robin Roseau, Ryan Rimmel ,Sam Burns & WM Fawkes (with Sam Burns), Shannon West, Skylar Jaye, Tara Lain, TS Snow, and Victoria Helen Stone.

For 87 authors, I read only a single work: A Catherine Noon & Rachel Wilder, AC Wiggen, Allie Brosh, Amanda Milo, Andrea Speed, Anyta Sunday (with Andy Gallo), April Jade, Arden Powell, August, Brea Alepou & Wren Snow, Brooke Matthews, Bryce O’Connor (with Luke Chmilenko), Cale Plamann, Casualfarmer, Catelyn Winona, Chace Verity, CJ Carella, CM Blackwood, Courtney Milan, Daniel Rose, Danny M Lavery, Darktechnomancer, Dassy Bernhard, Delaney Rain, Delmire Hart, Devon Vesper, DI Freed, DM Rhodes, Eden Finley & Saxon James, EJ Russell, Elliott Kay, EM Lindsey (with Kiki Clark), Hayden Hall, HJ Tolson, Jenny Lawson, Jesse Q Sutanto, JK Jeffrey, KA Merikan, Kaleb England, Kaydence Snow, Kou Delika, Lee Hadan, Liz Talley, May Archer (with Lucy Lennox), Macy Blake, Margaret Atwood, Marie Cardno & Kalikoi, Michele Notaro, Michelle Frost, Michelle Kathleen Hodgson, Natasha Hunter, Nazri Noor, Philip R Johnson & Justin C Louis, Raleigh Ruebins, Ravensdagger, Regine Abel, Riley Hart, RJ Scott, Robert Bevan, Ryn Bretcher, Sam Starbuck, Samantha Cayto, Sariah Wilson, Sasha L Miller, Scott Browder, SE Harmon, Sean Oswald, Sebastian Hansen, Seth Richter, Sienna Sway, Sierra Riley, SJ Himes, Stephanie Burgis, Stephen L Hadley, Stuart Grosse, Suki Fleet, Sunny Hart, SunriseCV, Tansy Rayner Roberts, Tanya Chris, Toby Wise, Tom Watts, Toni McGee Causey, Travis Baldtree, Xander Boyce, Yamila Abraham, and Zile Elliven.

[girlglassestheotherone]

Updated official Parks and Rec The Next Gen future canon ships not that I mind changes, because there are multiple Parks and Rec earths

Oliver and Sonia are soulmates, they are two robots who love hunting and math, they go on two dates until Oliver comes out.

Leslie Christine Perkins Traeger and Westley are soulmates, the two smartest of the main six, very competitive about their intellect, they date for three months, Westley finding out later that LC and Stephen are secretly dating for one of those months.

Stephen and John are soulmates, they love music, theater and drugs, they kiss once at a party after they learn that everyone thinks they’re a couple. It was ok, but they decide they’re just in friend love. 

Sonia’s true love is one John Swanson, or in some other earth, Dawn Swanson. She also dates Catherine de forest, little sister of Penelope de forest, who is a character whose personality is sells drugs. I used to make Catherine eventually become a cop just so I could use a random 30 Rock quote but now I’ve decided she’s a true crime writer who works with her reporter wife Bernadette Hapley. Sonia also dates a guy she met on a trip to Germany named Johann and a ballerina named Joanna. She doesn’t like it when Stephen insists she is dating people kind of named like John. John and Sonia have a daughter named Archimedes. 

Westley’s true love is Oliver Perkins Traeger. He has an ex boyfriend named Casey and an ex girlfriend named Casey. His most serious relationship other than Oliver was with Hat Saperstein. Hat reveals that she had a baby with Westley on the day of Oliver and Westley’s wedding!! Westley is so excited because he’s always wanted a baby. Oliver eventually is ok with being called Uncle Oliver to Cat Saperstein. 

Stephen and LC eloped right out of high school, mostly to confuse their parents. Stephen has only ever kissed John, LC and Hat Saperstein. All the triplets have made out with Hat Saperstein, which annoys Oliver, as he hates Hat Saperstein. Stephen has been secretly writing songs and selling them along with performing music to support LC through college and med school. This is all very surprising to everyone as Stephen was the one triplet who was not a huge nerd and dropped out of college after the first semester. Their daughters are named Annie, April, and Andie

Yes, they have offspring because we need parks and rec the next NEXT gen, which includes Annie, April and Andie Perkins (Stephen and LC decided to use the name LC uses when she works, Dr. Perkins), Archimedes Swanson, Cat Saperstein, and Oliver Hapley de Forest, named after his biological donor father. 

But other than that I really haven’t given it much thought

[paladinwife]

@polaris-ships tagged me for this one! Thank you, Mana!

Questions About Your F/O's Fandoms

Rules: Choose as many fandoms as you want and answer the questions for your F/Os, then tag people.

Fandoms: Fire Emblem is my biggest fandom, but I’ll also do Lobotomy Corporation! Someone has to represent for this fandom, after all.

The first character you loved: 

FE: Frederick. I feel like he was probably the first indicator of my current type, and he’s the first FE character I ever S ranked. He’s still pretty special. Love that Freddy Bear.

LC: Gebura. Geburaaaa. The first time I saw her I knew she was exactly the kind of character I’d like, and I think literally everyone else knew I’d like her too.

The character that you immediately knew you would self ship with: 

FE: Okay, hear me out on this because it was kind of a roller coaster: Catherine. I had already heard whisperings that she was a Camus archetype before release, and then I saw the design and was like whoa strong lady. There were a couple of months of denial after for a number of reasons, but of course, I eventually came around. I knew I couldn’t stay away. Also, Xander for a more straightforward example, as I knew I’d like him and he was my first Fates f/o.

LC: Likewise, Gebura. She really just screams my type, doesn’t she? I didn’t want to admit it, but I knew from the start this would happen.

The character that you never expected to self ship with: 

FE: Honestly, Shamir. I really didn’t have any interest in her at first, but spending some more time with her made me like her, and that combined with the teasing from a certain someone pushed me over into f/oing her.

LC: Binah. Oh god, Binah. I didn’t even think I’d like her, let alone that I’d be marrying her. But now I’m so attached.

The F/O that you want to fight for one reason or another: 

FE: Catherine, but in like a training way! Or a friendly competition way. Either or.

LC: I don’t really want to fight either of them, but of the two, Binah. Not that I’d win, of course. She’s an arbiter, after all.

The F/O that you relate to the most: 

FE: This may be surprising because I haven’t talked about him in a while but, Xander. The shyness, the general struggle to express affection, the tendency to be too loyal to people who don’t deserve it, all of them hit too close to home.

LC: Probably Gebura? I think we have the most in common, even though we’re opposites in many ways.

Three characters from the fandom, F/O or not, that you just want to give some appreciation to:

FE: First is Hrid, who really gets a lot of hostility despite not really doing anything wrong. Like what’s the problem? And I know he doesn’t get that many chances for development in canon, but he is a good character and a good brother. Second is Catherine, who is a really good character who just kind of gets outweighed by her relationships with other people in the fandom. Come on, look at that Lysithea support and tell me she isn’t wonderful. And lastly, Isadora, who isn’t an f/o (yet?) but is an amazing knight lady who deserves the world.

LC: I guess I have to gush about my girls first. First Gebura, who is inexplicably portrayed as much angrier and more hostile than she really is in fandom. Really, she is strong and brave and a hero to many, and possibly the most reasonable person in the company. Next, Binah, whose ominous demeanor gets memed on a lot, but I don’t feel like she gets the appreciation she deserves. She has a lot going on and is genuinely interesting. Lastly, the not-f/o, everyone should appreciate Malkuth. I know I joke about her air-headedness and some of the odd things she says a lot, but she just wants to help.

Tagging: @forrelius-stuff, @doll-ships, @dragongambler, @noellojello, @thegoodshipmisadventure, @daylightlullabies, and @starlight-emterpries 

[akaiimee]

Translation of the YT video “Adèle Haenel - Fast Life”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0tOH_nWt-I&lc=z23lf3jjcxj5wpayg04t1aokgqa3nloi2qxv3rfeiew0bk0h00410.1580341489036622

q : where and when were you born ?

a : I was born in Montreuil in 1989

 q : what is the first word that you said ?

a : don't know.... mash (potatoes) I think

 q : what are your origins ?

a : My father is Austrian, so I think it is an origin, I am of Austrian origin

 q : When you were young, what were yours passions ?

a : theater. and fighting. I have a lot of brothers.. so it went through the fight a lot

 q : why did you start theater ?

a : because my parents wanted to get rid of me, I think, the

Wednesday afternoon so they put me in the theater school. I was really young, i didn't really understand that we had to pretend, I tough that the people in the movies really died for real, I didn't know it wasn't real. It took me about 2 years to understand that, in the theater, we pretend. (😂😂)

 q : Who was on the posters of your bedroom ?

a : I had a lot of posters :O I had Tintin, and after, things more serious like posters of declarations of the TF1 boss (TF1 = TV channel) or things like that. I was from Montreuil, don't dream xD

 q : what was your first cinema shock ?

a : I think it is the lion king. It was the first movie I've watched in a theater. We are an entire generation who cried to Mufasa's death... Even today it make me crie (😂)

 q : What kind of student were you in college ?

a : I made all the styles I think. I was grounded then I was

Gothic-aggressive then I tried to disappear behind the turtlenecks.

 q : what did you do after the baccalaureate ?

a : I was in economy and sociology . I started a master and I stopped. One day I was eating a pie and I said "I'm fed up, I stop". It's stupid but I remember that I was eating a pie.

 q : How did you become an actress ?

a : I love it. Basically I have the passion for the game, and then there were a lot of things that brought me here but just coincidence. For example I started theater because I have played ping pong before. Or "naissance des pieuvres" it was because I was at a party and I went out of the party at the good timing and the casting director was there etc. It's a lot of things that seems to be useless but that finally allowed me to make movies.

 q : what is your first movie ?

a : "les diables" is it a test to see if I forget ? It's ok I know my life, what else .? xD

 q : what is your favorite book by Bourdieu (a french sociologist) ?

a : I red many books by Bourdieu but "la domination masculine" (male domination) is very good. This book is very complete and it shows a way the domination applies by transforming the history of some things (I'm sorry if it's not clear ^^'). It transforms things by using "it always happened like that" and it's really an argument of domination, that we can find everywhere.

 q : how do you feel about owning the Cesar Award for Best Actress ?

a : I was really happy.. My answer is stupid xD but in reality the Cesar that touched me the most was the one that I received for the best supporting role. The Cesar for "les combattantes", I was really happy but I wasn't affected like I was for the cesar for "Suzanne".

 q : What is your favorite philosopher ?

a : Barthes. Because I love all he do. He is between the pure reflection and the heat, there is something of the order of flavor in what it offers. I feel like he's my grandpa.

 q : How was it to play in a comedy ?

a : It's true that we thing we have to overreacting to be comic, whereas in the movie here, the comic works a lot by unlearning. Not by doing more but by doing less.

 q : Who is your mentor in the comedy ?

a : Jim Carrey. He is amazing, he is totally crazy. He looks like Pio.. He goes super deep in the scenes but without being "did you see me" (I don't know if it exist in English, it's a french expression that means pretentious), "look how I know how to do well" etc. When in dumb and dumber he goes out of the dream by imitating the fish for example, it's amazing!

 q : Is it you the new Catherine Deneuve (a french old actress) ?

a : mmmh I don't know... She is someone very admirable in her career, Catherine Deneuve.. So for now we’ll rather look at our feet and try to continue to move forward.

 q : What are your future projects ?

a : First I'll do a movie with Céline Sciamma named "portrait of a lady in fire" (❤❤) and then I'll do theater with Gisèle Vienne, from an author named Robert Walser, and the project is named "Der Teich" (it's German it means the pond)

voilà !! if you have any question or want a translation of another video about Adèle Haenel, ask me !

[saphirdevil]

[thelonelybrilliance]

Ooooh hot Jane Austen takes? Uhhhhhh Caroline Bingley snitched about Darcy’s admiration for Elizabeth and that’s how Lady Catherine belatedly heard rumors when not even anyone in Elizabeth’s family guessed the truth. And also Mansfield Park is one of Jane Austen’s most feminist stories in that it’s about a girl standing on her principles and desires while the whole world tries to convince her otherwise. Fanny says “no you move.” Fanny has become a female Steve Rogers.

1) interesting! I don't know that Caroline would have had any access to Lady Catherine, and canon sort of establishes that LC heard rumors from the Collinses...i.e., Charlotte told Mr. Collins and he told Lady Catherine, which leads to her visit. However, I think an interaction between CB and LC is a very interesting concept and they would be United in their dislike of Elizabeth... though of course her charm will win them over eventually! 2) now this one I totally agree about. MP is hard for some people to stomach because they don't like Fanny's choices...but they ARE Fanny's choices. She's a very interesting and compelling character and she is hella unappreciated by readers And her fellow characters.

[sunshades]

lil edits cuz her dress pisses me off...

[thetoxicgamer]

CLG Players Having a ‘Hard Fkn Day’ After Reports of Organization Shutting Down

Some of the CLG players expressed their disappointment in what is anticipated to happen in the coming days as soon as League of Legends content creator Travis Gafford revealed yesterday that CLG, one of the pillar organisations in the LCS, is about to close its esports operations in the near future and lay off several employees this week. Together with League, the company also finances CS:GO, VALORANT, Fortnite, Apex Legends, and Super Smash Bros. “It’s been a really hard fkn day,” female CS:GO player for CLG Red Marissa “madss” Dasta said today. “Just heartbroken.” Vivienne “BiBiAhn” Quach, one of madss’ teammates, also weighed in. “I’m broken, it hurts,” she said. CLG Red has existed since 2015 and housed several veterans such as Stephanie “missharvey” Harvey, Catherine “CAth” Leroux, and Benita “bENITA” Novshadian. CLG is controlled by parent company Madison Square Garden, which is looking to either sell the brand or shut it down, according to Gafford’s report. He reported that all staff members, including the organization’s head Gregory Kim, will be let go. The massive round of layoffs hitting CLG will reportedly start this Thursday, April 6. CLG will reportedly look to sell off all of its esports teams, including the League team and consequently the LCS spot. The organization is set to keep operating the League team for the time being, but a sale to NRG Esports is already in the works, according to Gafford. The Los Angeles-based organization played in the LCS in 2016 and currently has a franchised spot in VALORANT at the VCT Americas League, which is also run by Riot Games. It’s unclear, at this point, if there are organizations interested in acquiring CLG’s teams in CS:GO, Fortnite, Apex Legends, VALORANT, and Super Smash Bros. Other CLG players who reacted to the news include League players Niship “Dhokla” Doshi and Juan “Contractz” Garcia, and Super Smash Bros. player James “VoiD” Makekau-Tyson. More details about CLG’s future are expected to become available on Thursday, April 6, according to head of marketing Danielle Fox. Read the full article

[bspolink1348]

Les nouveautés de la semaine (16/01/2023)

A la une : Leçons de sociologie criminelle / Émile Durkheim

Cote de rangement : HV 6026 .F7 D 265909 / Domaine : Sociologie

"Ce livre est né d'une découverte exceptionnelle : un manuscrit inédit de la main de Marcel Mauss, qui permet de mettre au jour un cycle complet de leçons du sociologue Emile Durkheim sur le crime et la peine. Le XIX ? est le siècle des hygiénistes : on s'affole devant l'éventuelle contagion des comportements "déviants". L'anthropologie criminelle affirme le caractère pathologique du crime et propose pour la première fois une typologie des criminels. Cette perspective positiviste, Durkheim la renverse radicalement : pour lui, c'est l'influence de la société, plutôt que les caractéristiques intrinsèques des individus, qui permet d'expliquer les différentes formes de criminalité. Les changements de modèle de société, soumis au processus d'individuation, les crises économiques et politiques, les bouleversements de la structure familiale, l'effacement des croyances religieuses sont constitués en variables clés. Durkheim est ainsi le premier à envisager le crime sans considération morale, comme la simple transgression d'une norme. Ce cours a été dispensé en 1892-1893, l'année de la soutenance de sa thèse (De la division du travail social), un an avant la parution des Règles de la méthode sociologique, et quatre ans avant Le Suicide, trois ouvrages qui se trouvent désormais éclairés sous un nouveau jour." - Quatrième de couverture

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Sciences politiques

Atlas stratégique : de l'hégémonie au déclin de l'Occident / Gérard Chaliand, Roc Chaliand, Nicolas Rageau

Cote de rangement : G 1046 .F1 C 265853

La révolution par l'amitié / Dionys Mascolo

Cote de rangement : HX 542 M 265917

Du totalitarisme en Amérique : comment les États-Unis ont instruit le nazisme / Patrick Tort

Cote de rangement : JC 481 T 265914

La République ? Quelles valeurs ? : essai sur un nouvel intégrisme politique / Jean-Fabien Spitz

Cote de rangement : JN 2594 .2 S 265911

Le vote clivé : les élections présidentielle et législatives d’avril et juin 2022 / sous la direction de Pascal Perrineau

Cote de rangement : JN 2959 V 265912

Guerre et écologie : l'environnement et le climat dans les politiques de défense en France et aux États-Unis / Adrien Estève

Cote de rangement : UA 11 E 265910

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Gestion

Le travail et ses problèmes : biologie, sociologie et politique chez John Dewey / Emmanuel Renault

Cote de rangement : HD 4904 R 265902

Servir les riches : les domestiques chez les grandes fortunes / Alizée Delpierre

Cote de rangement : HD 8039 .D52 D 265903

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Sociologie

La peur des autres : essai sur l'indésirabilité / Michel Agier

Cote de rangement : HM 1033 A 265907

Quartiers confinés : vécus, ressources, territoires / sous la direction de Jessica Brandler-Weinreb

Cote de rangement : HM 1131 B 265915

Les violences sexistes après #MeToo / Catherine Cavalin, Jaércio Da Silva, Pauline Delage e.a. (dir.)

Cote de rangement : HQ 1237 V 265901

Au-delà du crime : ethnographie d'un gang transnational / Martin Lamotte

Cote de rangement : HV 6446 L 265922

Ils ne savaient pas... pourquoi la psy a négligé les violences sexuelles / Bruno Clavier

Cote de rangement : HV 6556 C 265920

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Finance

Vivre à crédit : le conservatisme financier à l'épreuve du temps / Tanguy Séné

Cote de rangement : HG 3701 S 265905

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Éducation

Les nouvelles portes des grandes écoles / Annabelle Allouch

Cote de rangement : LB 2351 .4.F8 A 265908

L'école sans école : ce que le confinement nous dit de l'éducation / [par Stéphane Bortzmeyer, Gilles Braun, Eric Bruillard e.a.]

Cote de rangement : LC 5800 E 265913

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Environnement

Mal de terre / Nikolaj Schultz

Cote de rangement : GE 195 S 265921

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Anthropologie

Exercices d'observation / Nicolas Nova

Cote de rangement : GN 346 .4 N 265919

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Communication

Monolithes : retour d'une mythologie de l'âge spatial / Antonio Dominguez Leiva

Cote de rangement : PN 1997 .A214 D 265906

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Religion

Face à une guerre sainte / Sylviane Agacinski

Cote de rangement : BP 65 .F8 A 265904

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Santé

Pandémies : nos sociétés à l'épreuve / sous la direction de Claudia Senik

Cote de rangement : RA 651 P 265916

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Sciences

Pasteur : une science, un style, un siècle / Bruno Latour

Cote de rangement : Q 143 .P2 L 265918

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Informatique

La révolution métavers : le défi de la nouvelle frontière d'Internet / Philippe Rodriguez

Cote de rangement : TK 5105 .8864 R 265900

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Tous ces ouvrages sont exposés sur le présentoir des nouveautés de la BSPO. Ceux-ci pourront être empruntés à domicile à partir du 30 janvier 2023.

[teamwindsorroyals]

I thought Lady C saud the Queen passed at 1:37 but I haven't listened to her YT video since. It's there. I do think that KC's camp asked her to do it. Interesting that the media hasn't picked up on LC's video and asked why it happened that way. Also, no mention of the bone cancer in MSM. It wasn't clear to me but I thought that PW, Edward et al arrived after the Queen passed. Does anyone know? I hope Catherine wasn't kept to look after the children just like she was dropped from the doc about Philip, just so MM couldn't complain. What are your thoughts? There's a bit of a deep dive on each of these points.

This is exactly what multiple sources have said - Markle tried to sell the news to the USA of the Queen's death before anyone knew. I think this is what Lady C is so angry about.

[girlglassestheotherone]

Parks and Rec The Next Generation and Why Each Characters Are Friends (Future Westley edition)

Westley and LC are your classic rivals to bf/gf to ex friends to friends to bff pairing. Super nerds. Although academically competitive they like they each spur the other one in their goals. Pawnee High School eventually allows them to tie for Valedictorian. They go out for a few months in high school only to break up because LC had also started to go out with Stephen. Westley decides to forgive LC because he likes their weird friendship more. Every pairing has a stupid handshake but theirs is the most stupid according to their siblings because it involves several dance moves. In the soulmate universe they are scientists who study penguins while raising their daughter Nessie. In the soap opera one LC is the one first blamed when Westley goes missing at s OR WAS HE PUSHED

Westley and Oliver’s friendship starts because Oliver has a student job working at the school library and Westley is an avid reader. It really upsets Leslie when Oliver and Westley eventually get married in a local library, not that she’s not happy they got married. Westley owns a copy of all of Oliver’s books and he has not read a single one he’s more into high fantasy. They break up when Westley moves to Antartica to study penguins, which actually inspires Oliver’s best selling book but get back together years later at Stephen and LC’s wedding. Obviously Oliver is the first to start investigating Westley’s disappearance at sea in the soap opera universe not because he’s like secretly in love with him he loves his wife Sonia and being super duper heterosexual and having twin children who look a lot like his half brother John. John is Oliver’s half brother in the regular universes by the way, Oliver is Ron Swanson’s biological son, watch the finale and tell me that Oliver is not Ron Swanson’s kid. 

Westley and John are friends who are more friends because they have to, because Stephen is constantly casting them as friends in plays although eventually they bond because Westley is a vegetarian and vegan John needs all the weird friends he can get. John is the reason Westley realizes he’s bi but will never ever tell a soul that. Westley and John both had a shared first crush on Penelope de Forest, the older sister of Catherine de Forest, who eventually became a drug dealer while Catherine de Forest became a cop, boy I hope those two don’t eventually have a showdown that pits family against justice. In the soap opera universe John and his twin sister Dawn are the reason Westley goes missing at sea because Westley discovered the two were embezzling from Sonia’s political campaign and he was about to find out why Dawn and John always wore eyepatches and then HE WAS PUSHED