#le'garde fear and hunger

[hollow-blasphemy]

everyone's favorite girlfailures and their idols

[fhgachaforgaza]

The pinecone pig brought you…

Le’garde and Griffith divorcing!

[gmo-oo]

Metamorphosis

[khanjarangel]

the girl and her parents!! wow!!

[momonica05]

I've been obsessed with this meme, and I really hope someone hasn't done this yet

Bonus:

[teleeportedbread2233]

What happens to the girl?

so since you gooberish gremlins seem to like my funger headcanon posts so I'm doing more mainly what happens to the girl post funger with whatever character she goes with.

D'arce (if Le'garde lives): The girl would become a silent solider making Le'garde's self loving blacked heart and lack of soul semi proud, while D'arce would be ecstatic that her daughter is a great solider, the girl would be some fully silent killing machine which would become more and more apparent as she aged.

D'arce (if soulless husk nicked named Le'garde dies): The girl would have to deal with her mother bawling her eyes out for days over the fact that her lover is dead, I think it would leave the girl to become less of a silent killing machine and more like D'arce but allot more silent, this is unless D'arce sits on the golden throne but I won't get into that unless you guys want it.

Cahara: The girl would have by far the best life with Cahara, she would get a new mom and a younger sibling along with a nice family, I think she would begin to improve allot more than with someone like D'arce, she would start to eat more and probably learn how to read, write and eventually talk, she'd also probably sleep in the same bed as Cahara and Celeste until she's like 10.

Ragnvaldr: going by Ragnvaldr's S ending I think the girl would become a loyal companion to moonless and a great adopted daughter to Ragnvaldr, she would probably hesitate to kill things at first but would over time get more used to it and possibly even be granted the title as the goddess of ultra violence.

Enki: The girl would be taught magic but in a MUCH nicer way than Enki was, she would become a magic prodigy being taught a variety of spells, she'd also gain an awesome dad and a genderfluid parent, Nosramus would spoil the girl rotten, while Enki would make sure no yellow mage or dark priest (except him) could get their hands on her.

[frutillasconcr3ma]

yipeee trans people in funger ^_^

2 days late as always lmao

[soldieryaoi]

hallucination

[jmjane]

30 minutes

[ishimaru-suprimacy]

The true god of fear and hunger

[fhgachaforgaza]

The pinecone pig brought you…

Le’garde and Griffith wedding portrait

[catboy-bride]

my bitch wife le'garde

[gmo-oo]

Le'garde in my style looks like he uses the most expensive shampoo and korean skincare products with strawberry lotion for body

[teleeportedbread2233]

Funger Headcanons part 10

first off camping headcanons!

Cahara: Cahara would 100% be the bitchy "I don't wanna fucking be here this sucks I'm not pissing in the woods" kind of person, he would NEVER lighten up he would just sit there in the tent grumbling about how much it sucks even though he had to live on the streets. He would be so thankful to go home and finally get in bed and sleep with the uneven ground or the bugs or the animals.

Celeste: seems like the kind of person who REALLY likes camping, she would take Cahara along trying to cheer him up but it just wouldn't work, she would probably spend allot of time in the tent cause you know hard to walk when pregnant but she'd probably just hang out with Cahara or D'arce.

D'arce: D'arce is for sure a camping fan and would probably spend her time hiking, sitting around the campfire, singing around said fire and making smores cause of course she would.

Moonless: dog.

Enki: Enki would bitch and complain more than Cahara, every 15 minutes on the drive there he'd need to piss same with on the way back, he'd bitch about the tent being cold or his face getting tight around the campfire, he'd spend his time clinging to at least one person or reading. If there's a lake he'll bitch about it being to cold he also probably can't swim either and he would for sure fall asleep on the drive back after staying awake for 3 days.

Ragnvaldr: Rag would be more of a camping fan than even D'arce, there's a lake? go for a swim, trees to climb? he climbs them, a campfire or grill? he'll make food, no sleeping bag? no problem he'll sleep on the floor, there's a cabin? he'll sleep on the deck, Enki being a little bitch? he'll hold him like a child till he calms down.

The girl: I don't think the girl really cares I mean she's like 5 and doesn't talk she'll do whatever as long as it means she gets to hang out with her 4 or 5 (Nosramus) parents and the weird dog, she probably wouldn't complain and would just sleep on someone for most of the trip, she also probably be pretty nervous of deep water.

Nosramus: Nosramus is pretty chill about it, they spend most of their time either high as fuck, swimming and being all hot, snuggled up with Enki or reading, I think they'd probably enjoy it quite allot and be the only one to get Cahara to have fun by getting him high.

OTHER HEADCANONS.

so how does the girl become the child of The dungeon crew, (inhales deeply) well I think it stems from one of two things cause you know modern AU. Number 1 Nilvan is like one of those healing crystal anti vax moms and was probably seen as unfit to take care of the The girl I don't think she even named. Number 2 Le'garde didn't want the kid so he just left her on D'arces doorstep cause he SUCKS and just never came back for her (what a dick) but the girl is better off without him anyway.

Since Nosramus made or at least tried to make a homunculus in the normal timeline how does it play out in the AU? well there's one of three options. Number 1 they got pregnant and lost the baby or had an abortion (not by choice). Number 2 they got an ex partner pregnant and they lost the baby. Number 3 their ex partner left with said child and got full custody :(, so I think Nosramus no matter what is kind of just sad that they don't have a kid and either A adopts a child or if their in the poly cule becomes the 5th parent to The Girl which would just make them the most happy wizard creature thing in the world. If anyone wants you can 100% write a fic about this I have no objections (I'm a terrible writer).

[d4rce-sona]

Annnnd here's whole canvas of doodles for funger-tober!:

I'm kinda tired.

[jeka-s-mile]

Enki: ...For this I grew my hair long.

Nosramus: Hmm, don't they cling to the armor?

Enki: I had no experience with knights.

Nosrmus: WHAT?? WHAT??? HA-HA-HA WHAT KNIGHTS, I DIDN'T SLEPT WITH ANY KNIGHT

Ragnvaldr: *chokes on water*

D'Arce: My boyfriend's hair is catching on my armor.

Le'garde: 😇