#legally stars

[starry-blue-echoes]

A small idea: AU where Gravity works against Pucci, and Rikiel is taken into the Joestar fold at some point, anywhere from before Stone Ocean starts to in its endgame. The rod boi deserves some love.

yessssssss

okay but what if I take it a step further and somehow, someway all three of the brothers manage to get found by Jotaro and Jolyne as kids. Like, purely through Gravity Bullshit and accidentally meeting them and slowly forging bonds

Ungalo and Jolyne bumped into each other at the movie theatre for a Disney movie and clicked immediately, practically giving the whole movie a hushed commentary and promised to meet later to do this again

during a trip to the hospital when Jolyne got really sick and (Jotaro's actually there this time) she ends up befriending the really anxious kid she shared a room with and decides she wants to be friends with him so her parents exchange information with his mom

Jotaro was nearby when Donatello gets arrested and ends up being called in as a witness to vouch for what he meant by "they fell from the sky." After the trial is over and he learns exactly why Donatello was there and pulls some strings with the SWF to make sure he gets put in a good home

Jotaro probably realises who they are pretty quick, but just because they're Dio's kids doesn't erase the fact they're Joestars. They didn't ask for their father to be who he was, and they're completely innocent

plus, Jolyne would never forgive him if he ever mistreated her favorite cousins

fast forward to 2001 and Giorno learns that not only does he have a very large extended family, but three younger half brothers as well

also I think it would be funny that when Jotaro sends Koichi to Italy, the Brando kids just...... follow him. They used their Stands to pull it off without anyone noticing and the whole time the Bucci Gang is doing their whole thing they're being followed by some barely teenagers (Donatello would be 15 and Rikiel and Ungalo would be 13/14) who are On A Mission

hell, who knows maybe they even get Jolyne (who's 9ish I think) in on it because she's basically their sister and she wants to meet their new older brother!!!

[lutzlig]

[azriaann]

redesigning lucy’s stardresses (because she deserves to have actually somewhat useful transformations and not a bikini for every single one) ALSO the pole is an axe i forgot to label it

[elwinged]

i find it hard to explain what kanan's death makes me feel, but:

it's just. imagine loving someone so much that you hold back death for them. imagine loving someone so much that you push them away in your final moments. imagine loving someone so much that a supernatural power recognises it and gives you back your sight so you can see your love one last time. imagine loving someone so much that your own death is inevitable and it is because of this inevitability that you can look upon your love once again, because the universe knows that there's no other choice you'd make and so it can grant you this final mercy.

i guess what i'm trying to say is:

imagine loving someone so much that the universe itself recognises your love.

[three-fold-symmetry]

Expression practice based on requests from... how long has it been? Several months ago. Yikes. A big thanks to everyone who sent me a prompt, and so sorry for the long delay. This was a lot of fun, even though it took me quite a while. 🧡

[midnightemy35]

mermaid aven au from: @havanillas

i like to think that ratio had like a moment where he was mentally freaking out over the fact he literally brought back a dying half-human-half-fish that probably belonged to someone else and the fact that he now has to accommodate for that same merman.

[other-peoples-coats]

Thinking about building regulations on coruscant (do not do this)(there is something wrong with me)

and like, ok, so there has to be a level of straight up 'you literally cannot bribe someone enough to let you [build like this]', if only because the industrial scale disaster of one of those one squillion story high buildings coming down and taking out like. So Many fancy rich people and also more poors than god, and also fucking up the traffic for a whole planet makes it like...y'know? historically there 100% were Incidents, at this point probably there's enough regulations that you can't get away with Structurally Unsound (like will collapse) building, at all.

BUT! that is really only a baby limit. if it won't collapse and kill a medium planet level of people, you're good to go if you grease the right palms.

Secret rooms that aren't on the plans? pah, please, try whole ass levels and wings of the building. Private hoverlift listed as a 'maintenance duct'? private fucking speeder landing pad (for 12 speeders) listed as a decorative window topper. Zoned for light industrial only? go down a couple levels, and guess what, full scale steelworks is light industrial if you put in a couple of filters!

but also, like, and I'm thinking here specifically of the walkie scorchie and other buildings like that, how many buildings on coruscant are like. technically sound, but also just straight up vaporise you if you walk past them at the wrong time of year. or make you into paste if the wind blows wrong. Star wars doesn't believe in guard rails, except coruscant, because the number of rich people getting literally blown off the side of a level and into the center of a planet was getting too high.

[yume-fanfare]

ok here. my pitch for fine climax

[crystal-mouse]

Yet another Ferengi holo-drama (definitely not edited security footage taken from Odo's office)

[starry-blue-echoes]

Hello, first I love your aus :)! Speaking of Aus I just think it'd be funny to mix Legally Stars and Jotaro in Italy. Jotaro leaves the kids with someone he trusts (maybe Josuke or Koichi) to go to Italy so that they can stay safe. Sure enough when the kids appear to the entire group in Italy it's just.

Someone in the Bucci gang: Who's fucking kids are these?

Jotaro, who is tired™x12 because his kids followed him and oh hey, Jolyne, who he was pretty sure was standless when he left, now has a stand: Those are mine....

GHDBFHDJFJJDHFHEHFH W H E E Z E -

oh my god you’re right that idea is P E R F E C T

Jotaro tells the kids he's going on a trip to find another brother of theirs and won't be back for a while, but obviously they follow because duh, that's their brother, they wanna meet him >:T so they still manage to sneak their way over

and while on one hand I think Jotaro would've noticed them much earlier........ I think it would be REALLY funny if the kids manage to stay hidden until they reveal themselves after the Bucci Gang pisses off the Boss like in the regular version. Sure Jotaro had his suspicions they were being trailed, especially after Mista's weird experience on the train, but he never actually had proof to back it up. Plus, the kids are very, very familiar with how Star Platinum and even Jotaro himself work and think, so who knows maybe they could realistically pull it off

and just. When they finally reveal themselves.

Jotaro is absolutely exhausted. He's just resting inside the turtle because of his whole Died For A Few Seconds incident when suddenly the Bucci Gang explain that Hey The People Who've Been Following Us Want To Meet Up And Help

Giorno's actually the one who connects the dots first, on account of the whole "got the Joestar Lineage thing explained" and actually knows what's up with the matching star birthmarks. Who knows, maybe Jotaro even explained to him that he has siblings

He's still completely baffled though because. W h a t. How are you here? Why are you here???

And Jotaro just skips the Shocked phase and sinks into Tired Acceptance since...... well they're Joestars. Insanity either finds them, or they find it

[codacheetah]

Which one will you vote for?

[everye]

replika height comparison

[upathosarts]

yeah idk

[trek-tracks]

Jim Kirk: Are we allowed to draft Doctor McCoy back into the service for this mission? I feel his expertise will be invaluable.

Admiral Nogura: Well...technically, according to one particular regulation, yes.

Jim (batting his eyelashes): Will you do it?

Nogura: Do I have to be there when he arrives?

Jim: ....no.

Nogura: ...can I watch it on camera from a safe distance?

Jim: Sure.

Nogura: Then yes.

[kyurochurro]

CHRISTMAS ON THE ENTERPRISE HAS STARTED!! WOOO 🎄💫

Sulu got everybody sweaters, Chekov drank a bit too much eggnog, and Bones is still getting used to the Christmas spirit- its a merry time all around :D happy holidays yall!!