Me, age 15: Hello, I’d like to order one star war please
Dad to me, casually: If you watch one, you should watch them all
Me: ok cool whatever
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Me, now, at 30: I’ll take all the Star Wars you ever have, even the ones that don’t count anymore, and anything else you can give me. Books? Movies? Fanfic? Fanart? TV shows? Toys? Games? Video Games? Lego crossovers? ANYTHING.
You know how in Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, Episode III Anakin’s idle animation has his lightsaber going red and him trying to get it to go back to being blue? I just think it would’ve been really funny if Episode VI Darth Vader had the opposite problem; like his lightsaber keeps going blue and he’s like “fuck off, I’m a sith lord goddammit”
A battle droid orchestra plays Duel of the Fates during the fight against Maul
Darth Maul's disembodied head holding a lightsaber in his mouth hops towards Obi-Wan only to be kicked down the shaft with the rest of his body
"I am Sparticus" scene but it's "I am Amidala"
One of Padme's impersonators is an old man with a beard using a high-pitched voice
Said character is the one who gets blown up upon arrival to Coruscant
And doesn't die
And is also referred to using she/her pronouns
Anakin's "I've grown up and now I'm attractive" reveal to Padme is back-lit by a lightbulb he just screwed into the ceiling of Palpatine's office
Obi-Wan accidentally stabs someone in the butt with the toxic syringe used to kill the shape-shifting assassin
Said assassin also didn't die
When Obi-Wan goes into Jango's room to meet him there are also about ten other clones doing various things such as holding balloons, juggling or failing at baking
Obi-wan fails to land a tracker on Jango's ship twice
The tracker that lands is through the aid of a plunger on the front of the windshield
Jango doesn't see it until he reaches the asteroid field