#levi is a big softy i'm not taking this up with no one!!!!!!

[lowkeyremi]

Levi will never admit that he has trouble sleeping without you.

Before meeting you he got by on dreamless sleep for the most part, but as a retired survey corps captain he had his fair share of nightmares. He too is a person after all.

Now, he enjoys being cuddled up against you as he takes in deep breaths of your shampoo and lotion that you love to use. He always holds you tight too, because he's afraid to lose you, the love of his life.

It brings him comfort hearing your even breaths, and even your sleep mumbling. He could spend hours watching you sleep.

So when you leave for a work related trip, he doesn't know what to do.

He'll drink multiple cups of caffeinated tea, sitting on a bar stool without a thought in mind.

Ideally, he's waiting for you to get back home but you won't be back for another two days.

So he didn't even attempt to sleep. Your husband stayed awake for three days in a row.

When you open the door to see his pale skin, even more pale and fair than usual you drop all your bags and run over to him.

"Levi? You okay? You look dead." There are dark circles under his eyes and he collapses into your arms.

Before you can get another question out you hear small snores coming from him.

It all clicks into place. He hadn't slept at all since you left.

"I'm here now. Rest, my love." You whisper upon deaf ears.

[postwarlevi]

Hmmm Levi’s young daughter spills her ice cream cone all over herself and thinks he’s going to be mad. He’s always complaining about messes :/ and now her ice cream is gone and she’s so upset!

Levi’s such a big ‘ol softy that he just comforts her and doesn’t mind the mess. Bet he even gets her a new cone 🥺

Taaay this has sat here for months I'm sorry ILY. Also made a minor change as I had a quick idea and ran with it!

Content: Just under 1k words, not proof read, dad Levi fluff!

Ohh Levi hates messes. You yourself have learned to clean extremely well to keep him happy. Sunday is cleaning day and every other day you still keep things neat and organized. Once your daughter comes along, Levi has to learn to adjust because... messes happen. But one of you cleans it right away while the other tends to your daughter.

As she gets older Levi tries to teach her proper cleaning techniques, but it's hard for a six year old, you know? She does try because she loves getting his praises though. She cleans with you both and picks up after herself after playing and all the things you'd expect. Well, she tries, really. However...

Yep, there she goes again. Levis daughter is a clumsy little thing. You or he are always cleaning up after her. Messy with her toys, her arts and crafts, her food. And having her try to help clean it? No, please no, that makes it more of a mess.

You always tell her it's okay and to please be more careful. Levi after a hard days work can't always hide his exhaustion and she can hear it in his voice.

"Sorry daddy!" She's ready to cry and he has to quickly backtrack.

"It's okay pumpkin, daddies just tired." He pats her head and sends her away. He knows that she knows he hates messes and realizes she isn't doing it op purpose. But, how could he have such a naturally messy child?

After dinner one day while you're in the shower and Levi is washing dishes, your little one is sitting in the living room with the ice cream you put in a dish for her. Half way through her show, while it is on commercial, she decides she wants a cone.

"Honey, no, just eat from the dish." Levi says sternly, almost done with dishes.

"It's okay daddy, I can do it!" She puts her bowl on the counter and before he can stop her she's climbed up the counter. Somehow she makes it and pulls a cone from the box and sits on the counter, and with her tiny hands tries to scoop the half melted ice cream into the cone.

"Honey, no!" Levi stops what he's doing and hurries to dry his hands, worried about her falling.

She does not, but ice cream is now running all down her hands and shirt, and the counter.

Levi sighs and closes his eyes as she looks at him with teary ones.

"Why don't you listen to me? And how are you so fast?!" Is she just fast or is Levi getting slower?

She sits there crying as the cold melted ice cream gets everywhere and Levi takes a rag and starts wiping her off.

"Daddy! I- I'm sorry!" She sobs as he cleans her.

He sets her on the floor, careful not to get sticky.

"Just go change your shirt. Can you do that?" He asks without much hope.

"Yes!" She cries out and runs off.

Levi finishes cleaning the counters and cabinets and now the floor that the mess has dripped down onto.

Levi pauses and listens to her sniffles as she comes back in with a new shirt.

"Honey, do you know why I got upset?" He asks softly, getting down to her level.

"Because I made a mess?" She frowns.

"It's not so much that. It's because I was afraid, that you might fall, and hurt yourself." That scared him and made him act more that anything.

"You were scared?" She asks him in surprise.

"Yes, I don't want you falling. I didn't so much mind the mess. But it does bother me you didn't listen but I know you want to be a big girl and do it yourself, and I appreciate it. But please, let me help you next time, okay?" He hugs her.

If a six year old could feel relief that is what is washing over her right now. "You're not mad about the mess?" She squeaks out.

"You know, even daddy makes a mess sometimes." Hardly, he means.

"No you don't!" She giggles because she's never seen it.

"Sure I do, I just clean it up fast!" He pokes her and smiles at her happy reaction.

Then she's frowning again. "What is it?" He had thought things were okay.

"I didn't get to finish my ice cream." She looks down at the floor. She'd only gotten a couple bites.

"Is that all? We can fix that!" Levi picks her up and twirls her and she squeals with delight.

They make her a proper cone together and he makes her hold a paper plate underneath it, just in case.

If Levi hadn't told you what happened while you were in the shower, you never would've known it.

As you all settle in the living room for another little bit of tv time before bed, your daughter situates herself between you.

"I love you mommy." She kisses your cheek, and you kiss hers back and cuddle her.

"I love you too button." You smile and rub her cute little cheeks.

"I love you daddy." She turns to Levi and looks at him like only a daughter who loves her father very much can, and it warms his heart.

"I love you too, my little girl." He hugs her as she clings to him, and after a moment you get in on the hugging too.

You end the night with a kid friendly cartoon episode all about being messy and also cleaning it up.

Your daughters giggles make you happy and Levi hopes she's learned a little something tonight. About listening... and being messy.

She promises to try harder as you both tuck her in, and you assure her she'll get there eventually.

After that she becomes a much better listener, not wanting to ever upset her father like that again. And she also becomes just a tiny bit less messy, with her parents help, of course.

Extra: Here's the episode you watch! hehe

[quills-of-freedom]

Headcanons ~

Modern AU - How they'd react to seeing you working in a strip club (And they have feelings for you)

Inspired by... well me being an ex-stripper :')

Written as if reader is working there just for some extra cash, not as a living - it'll make sense why I noted this as it goes on.

Reiner - Porco - Eren - Levi

Some music to set the mood 🔥

Reiner

Reiner would never wander into a strip club on his own accord, either being dragged in during a bachelor party or doesn't realise what the establishment actually is. As much as he appreciates the female form, Reiner is too respectful and too much of a softy and a blushing mess.

Get this man some water please, for pity's sake. His face is flushed the entire time he's in there, his eye-line erratic as he avoids sights of thighs, asses, boobs and bare stomachs.

When the dancers come to talk to him for a private dance, he'll politely turn them down, his eyes glueing to theirs, his mouth dry and - oh gosh is he shaking?

He doesn't know it's you being called on stage because well, they use your stage name. But when the lights brighten slightly and he sees you - legit thinks he's been spiked for a moment and is seeing things.

His movements all stop, his lips part and his eyes enlarge when he realises this is actually happening.

"Oh, you like her?" The other girls will say. "She's great, you should get a dance from her."

Excuses himself and heads into the bathroom while you're on stage, splashing his face with cold water. Other patrons in the toilets laugh at him. "Yeah, it's tough out there, huh buddy?"

Once he hears applause he knows you're done and swiftly leaves. This is what gives him the incentive to confess his feelings for you and try to convince you to leave.

I know if Reiner Braun told me he loved me, I'd leave and never look back.

Porco

Porco loves to talk big and will laugh and "banter" with the "lads" but under the surface, he's a lot like Reiner and is pretty shy (at first) when it comes to intimacy.

He's respectful and will enjoy the attention of the dancers but I can't see him ever getting a private dance, if I'm honest.

He avoids his gaze like Reiner but isn't having mini panic attacks about it like his blonde friend.

When he sees you, he freezes and his nose burns pink but quickly regains his composure. He'll walk up to you and tell you to get changed, he's taking you home.

He hasn't drunk too much so he's okay to drive as he takes you towards his house.

"Porco, where are we -" "You should have just told me if you wanted some money." "It's not like that, I can make my own mon-" "We'll talk about it later."

You'll go to his where you have a long conversation into the night, where he admits his feelings for you and fucks you into his bed.

Oh god, I might turn this one into a fic...

Eren

I can't see Eren actively seeking out a "gentleman's" club, but he's not fussed about being in one either.

He turns down private dances politely. He'll have friendly conversations with the dancers but if they keep pushing for money he will turn mean.

He will get a dance if he is totalled though, but he'll sit with a blank face the entire time - unless he was my boyfriend, I don't think I would wanna dance for Eren tbh :')

Has no problem approaching you with a smirk when he sees you. "Woah, I didn't know you worked here. I'd be in every night."

Pays you to talk with him all night (he insists) to keep other men away from you and to warm you up for his confessions of feelings later. If any man stares, he'll shoot a warning look. If anyone is disrespectful, he will throw hands.

He stops drinking so he can take you home after your shift. He takes you to his, confesses his feelings, convinces you to stop and gives you the best sex of your life until you can no longer walk.

Levi

There's no way Levi would knowingly go into a club. Let alone a nude one. He's either been tricked or he wasn't aware. "Little black book...? I thought this was a fuckin' Library." "Levi... what library is open at 2am with thumping music?!"

Is not amused. DO NOT try to get a private dance. Oh god, he will make you cry if you try to.

Once he sees you, he'll snarl and straight up grab you and tell you to get changed, he's taking you home.

You have to beg the bouncers not to all leap onto him.

Scolds you, so bad. But explains it's only because he cares. It's not the profession it's the people it attracts.

Again, best sex of your life.

[ticklish-n-stuff]

How Obey me! characters react to you telling them you like being tickled

My ever growing love for Barbatos has slowly pulled me back to the om! obsession so uhh take these hcs x3

Lucifer

Wouldn't say much about it in the moment

But later on, he'll casually drag you to his room, plop you down on his bed, and just go to town on you

You're so confused and yet so giddy??

He also has a visible smile while wrecking you lol

Mammon

You have unleashed an actual beast

My dude gets so cocky

Bro he'd say the word 'tickle' in whatever context just to fuck with you

And then when you're all flustered he acts all clueless

He will make you ask him for tickles, unless he's really feeling the ler mood, then you better run-

Leviathan

Levi finds himself faced with the biggest decision ever in his life: tickle you or keep being a silly otaku?

It takes him a while to decide, but eventually settles for the first~

My man would get more flustered than you, give him a moment

But once he gets more confident, you are so dead. Like where does all this teasing come from??? How rude-

Definitely will tickle you to make you lose at games, or will lazily tickle you while watching anime and then get playfully annoyed "Keep it down will you"

Satan

"Shh I'm reading"

That bitch-

Just kidding, he can multitask

While he's reading his nerdy lil books, he pulls you onto his lap. One hand tickling you and the other holding his book.

It's hard to notice with you laughing and wriggling hysterically (just one hand is enough to hold you down) but there's a faint smile plastered on his face, even though his eyes seemed glued to his book

Asmodeous

"Really? Me too!"

Bro Asmo would just bombard you with questions about your preference and such, to him it's not that flustering talking about it but you're slowly dying on the inside hehe~

He's also just very open about his own experiences with tickling and tells you about them like it's the most casual thing ever

You two would have frequent tickle fights and he just knows *exactly* how to drive you up a wall

Beelzebub

You can practically see the 'lil hearts form in his eyes. How did this precious human get even more adorable?!

He's very big on cheer up tickles. Whenever you're down, he'll ask if he can do the thing and if you give him the okay he'll pick you up and gently tickle you until you forget why you were upset to begin with

Very caring ler, although can sometimes get a bit carried away

He's also great at aftercare, quickly getting you some water and a snack cause why not?~

Belphegor

Too sleepy to even pay attention to whatever you just said

It makes you pout, until he forcefully pulls you down with him and spoons you, giving you some lazy tickles

Will say that your laughter helps him sleep better, but he'll make up whatever lame excuse he can to cuddle and tickle chu uwu

Diavolo

He seems way too excited about it, but that's because he can be quite the softie and just finds that absolutely adorable

He is a gentleman and always asks for permission to tickle you, which makes it even more flustering having to outright admit it

He'd probably call you over just to tickle you because he finds it fun and relaxing (and you're not complaining)

Barbatos

"Hm? Oh, I already know. Still, it was cute watching you muster up the courage to tell me~"

AGAJDGAKDHKAHD?!?!?!?!

Your brain just breaks at that point. Damn him and his powers!

This man can read you like a book, he just KNOWS whenever you get a lee mood

He's suddenly behind you and you're like "Where did you come from?!" And he just smiles all innocently as you crumble under his wiggling fingers-

Simeon

"Really? Can I try?~"

Very sweet ler, which makes him very flustering-

He'll usually scoop you onto his lap and give you the softest of tickles

Will constantly ask if you're okay and if you're enjoying it, which always makes you all akdhakdhakdhsjdh

Luke

Please, this is the one time he feels that he holds a sense of power over someone, let him have his fun

At first he probably wouldn't get it, until he tried it and got addicted to seeing the happy and giddy expression on your face

Loves to sneak up on you, but will usually ask beforehand

Solomon

Will tease you to no end about it (as if he's one to talk, smh)

Becomes very cocky with this new information and will use it against you whenever and wherever, but is also discrete about it??

Like if he passes by he'll give you a quick poke or squeeze and keep going like nothing happened. But deep down you can just feel the *smug* energy radiating from him

[lacheri]

Hey uuuuuuuuh can I get uuuuuuuuuuh... Number 34 with a side of Levi please? iluthankiesmwah

i'm half asleep posting this but this was too fucking cute to not hop on IMMEDIATELY

cw: a whole lot of cussing and a whole lot of fluff, i'm clawing at the walls screaming "when", minors/ageless blog dni

wc: 900+

prompt event: open until sunday 12/11!

34. why are you so cold?

You are truly fucking evil, Levi thinks. You must be some kind of sadistic devil, purely and irrefutably cruel and wicked. You must have planned this, plotted and schemed this treachery — traitor, you fucking traitor.

It’s the dead middle of winter, the temperature unyieldingly frigid despite the thick insulation of walls that surround the two of you. It’s almost his birthday for fuck’s sake, and yet here you are, slumbering away on his bed with every square inch of his comforter, without a single drop of sympathy. The plush edges are tucked so tightly under you, so compacted, you’ve managed to spin yourself a cocoon of warmth, leaving Levi to brave the harsh cold all by himself.

And the thing is you were so sweet before you fell asleep. Lurring Levi into bed with those eyes of yours, (the big, puppy dog ones, the kind you only use when you’re laying it on extra thick. As if Levi isn’t going to jump at any opportunity you present him to please you. Ridiculous.) pouting and asking so delicately — can we cuddle? Please Levi?

Nestling yourself right up against his side, throwing your arms over his waist, peppering kisses into his goddamn neck, you created the perfect storm. Get him all soft and sleepy, putty in your claws, melting at the attention, just to tear the illusion of security to shreds.

Yeah, you planned this. You had to, you fucking thief.

Levi’s eyes narrow into slits. He had awakened to the realization he was covered in goosebumps, teeth chattering in his sleep. And you, you were the reason as to why. 

He wonders if you’re as comfy and content as you look. The sun is probably pissed off somewhere in the sky wondering where all the heat on Earth is coming from. Little does the sun know it’s coming from the most unassuming source, Levi’s double crosser of a girlfriend.

He should teach you a lesson. He should rip that blanket right out from under you and encase himself in its snugness and spare absolutely none of it to your shivering form. If you want to be greedy, he’ll match your selfishness so quickly it’ll make your head spin.

But as Levi reaches for his revenge, the fabric gripped in a fist, he goes rigid.

Because you’re fucking purring. You’re sighing happily, a sweet noise of comfort squeaking it’s way out of your sleeping throat, and suddenly Levi feels as if he was about to kick a puppy.

Evil, he repeats. You’re evil.

His fingers relax against the blanket, and he groans, berating himself for being such a softie. 

His eyes linger on your face, or at least what he can see of it. The comforter rests right under your nose, obstructing a clear view of your expression, but he imagines you’re probably smiling. And why wouldn’t you be? So safe and warm, wrapped up in his only blanket, surrounded entirely by the scent of him. He thinks you breathe a little deeper upon that thought just to spite him.

The anger that flooded his veins only moments ago dissipates into nothing. Instead the vengeful hand that only meant to bring you suffering smoothes over your forehead, drawing patterns over your temple. You hum, pushing your head further into his touch, and suddenly Levi can’t remember why he was ever angry in the first place.

Probably survival instinct, he thinks. That’s the only reason you stole all the blankets. Your body is just trying to bare the cold.

Besides, if you really were evil, how could you be so cute? And god fucking dammit you are cute. Angelic, even, with the way you look so peaceful and docile and fuck — he can’t take that away from you.

So Levi sucks it up, sinks down into the mattress, and huffs up at the ceiling. He’ll fall back asleep eventually, he surmises. That or his body will shut down due to the cold, whatever happens first.

As he tries his best to get comfortable, shimmying closer to your radiating heat, you stir. He swears under his breath for inconveniencing your tranquility, and loathes himself entirely when your eyelids flutter.

“Levi?” you slur. “What’re doing?”

“Go back to sleep.” His voice sounds rough, the chill makes his teeth rattle when he speaks. 

“C’mere,” you pout, untangling yourself from under all the tucked in edges. You lift the comforter, silently inviting him to join you.

A savior, that’s what you are. You’re kind, merciful, and thoughtful.

Levi sighs out a, “Thank fuck”, and eagerly accepts your summoning. When he situates himself in the gracious embrace of your warmth, he lets out another sigh of relief. He’s still shivering, but it’s calmed since he’s slotted himself next to you. 

As he finishes his settling, his hand comes to rest on your waist, and you jolt backwards with a hiss.

“Levi?” you ask, sleep still thick and syrupy on your tongue. He hums in response, already lost in the temptation of a subconscious state. “Why are you so cold?”

Suddenly, Levi is wide awake. He laughs, hard and muffled with his face pressed into the pillow beneath his head.  

“Don’t worry about it,” he says after his laughter dies down, though your confusion grows. “Go back to sleep.”

And then you’re back to purring, and Levi’s back to calling you a devil, but only because you’re just too sinfully sweet and his poor heart can’t handle it. 

Yeah. You definitely planned this.

LACHERI © 2022: all writing content belongs to LACHERI. I do not allow reposts or translations.

[ackerfics]

HIIIIII!! could you make a levi x reader fic where reader like burns their lip or tongue, and then levi says "let me kiss your boo boo for you" LIKE HES TRYNA FLIRT WITH THE READER I WOULD LOVE IT!!! I've literally been thinking about this ALL day!! Have a good rest of your day/night!!

a bad case of flirting (affectionate) — levi ackerman

— levi ackerman x female reader (modern au | college au)

— content: fluff, pining, levi being a lovesick mess (which is majority of my writing ;>)

— summary: levi nearly regrets asking hange for advice on how to ask you make you fall in love with him. seems like the stars are on his side this day because his out-of-the-blue flirting paid off.

— word count: 2k

— notes: i really disappeared here, huh? wjsjwki i'm back! with a levi fic as an apology. man, i miss writing reader inserts. majority of what i write (aside from my uni essays) is the long aot fic i have on ao3 and wattpad. seeing as i plan to cover all the seasons, it takes a lot of my free time since i have so many ideas jumping around even while i was listening to a lecture or preparing to go to sleep. n e way, enjoy this narrative of mostly levi just describing how in love he is with you. that's basically it. buuut, i hope you do enjoy it! have an amazing day or night, lovelies! <33

reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated !! masterlist

also, as usual, this is unedited :>>

Asking Hange for flirting advice was a big mistake.

Is what Levi’s mind has been telling him since he thought that would make you swoon some more. Not that you’re not swooning at him every moment you’re together.

The two of you have been close friends since sophomore year after an eccentric brown-haired person went up and invited you to dinner with their friends. It was an awkward encounter at first but Erwin, the blond Political Science major you often saw around campus, carried the conversation as if Levi was not glaring at nothing the entire time. You thought he hated you for joining their circle. Looking into it, they were pretty tight-knit even though they knew each other only a year ago when they were fortunately placed together in one lecture (one that Levi dropped because he couldn’t take listening to Hange ramble more than the professor, or so Erwin told you). The two friendly people who now landed on your ‘acquaintance’ list, constantly reminded you that Levi’s mind worked differently than normal people. He might look like he could murder you on the spot with his glare but he was told to be a softie.

All of that supposed hatred he has for you went away like it’s nothing when Levi gradually found your company tolerable.

It started with a little gesture of bringing you coffee from his frequented cafe, which didn’t work out well because you have a preference and Levi didn’t know about it. So, after knowing about your usual order, Levi gave you a tall cup of coffee every morning before your classes. It was sweet. Nothing romantic. Just two friends simply appreciating one’s presence by doing mundane things that might seem a little heart-fluttering. No big deal.

Weeks of giving you coffee turned into months and the cups now had little scribbled post-it notes of short messages that sound so much like Levi. One example was, “You better take breaks, brat. I don’t want to bury your body when you drop dead during your free period.”

When you read that, you had to blink a couple of times while questioning if Levi was really affectionate in his ways or if he was just being a little shit. Despite the wording of his notes on your cup of coffee, it gave you a pretty good laugh when you felt too down. Maybe that was his intention. At the very least, you appreciated it. Then, you started dropping by his classes, waiting by the door of his lecture hall to invite him to some lunch or light snacks you bought from one of the many convenience stores in your university.

“You don’t have to pay me back with lunch,” Levi stated in that usual dry tone of his. “They were less than five dollars anyway.” He was talking about the cups of coffee he never missed a day giving to you.

“This is not me paying you back for the coffee,” you pulled Levi’s wrist to prevent him from causing traffic in the hallway. “This is me doing a good deed just like you have been doing to me since you bought that first cup of delectable coffee.”

“Still sounds like you’re paying me back though.”

You rolled your eyes, a smile pulling on your lips. “Okay, whatever you say, Levi. Now, let’s go. I've been starving since my last lecture ended.”

Levi sighed, taking your hand in his almost on impulse. He pulled you out of the department building his class was in and into the direction of the food hall. He didn’t want to walk a couple more minutes just to get to the university town for some lunch. “No one told you to wait for me. And isn’t your next class an hour away? Why didn’t you use your free time to eat and take a nap?” He huffed under his breath. “I swear to God, if you drop dead, I’m not attending your funeral.”

“Aw, you do care about me.” You pouted to tease him, your hand on top of your heart that was beating for some God-awful reason.

The young man beside you scoffed. “Hardly.”

“Well, I spoke too soon. I thought this was the moment where the almighty Levi Ackerman finally worried about one of his friends; me. I thought wrong.”

“Try again.”

“We’ll see, then. Give it a few months.” You waved your free hand around, missing the faint pink hue coloring Levi’s cheeks. “I think I’m craving for some carbonara. What do you think?”

“Let’s eat whatever you want.”

Levi didn’t mean falling for a friend after constant back and forths of written notes on coffee cups, spontaneous hang-outs, and video calls that would last through the early hours of the morning. He wasn’t a daft person.

He knew the moment he got himself in a trance while studying with the friendship group because he was staring at you. He noted how your eyelashes curved and framed your eyes enigmatically or how you lightly bit your lip when you were concentrating too hard on your reference materials. He might not have the experience or bravado of a casanova like the other guys in your college but the flutter of butterfly wings inside his stomach was enough indication that he started seeing you as more than a friend.

It did take a few months for him to start worrying over you in the littlest of things. Levi hid it pretty well, however. The only person who would point it out as bravely as possible was Hange and they had this knack of not keeping their mouth shut so that was inevitable. Most of the time, Levi would stare at you without really having a reason. He just did. You’re just so pretty that he couldn’t wrap his head around how you could exist and grace everyone with your presence. He even developed an ability to find you among a crowd and when you meet gazes and you wave at him with that fucking beautiful smile, he was a blushing mess.

Now, he’s in front of Hange trying to come up with ways how to make you look at him the way he looks at you — with pure adoration and affection.

“You can always try some pick-up lines,” Hange shrugs flippantly.

Levi curls his lip indignantly. “Next.”

“Oh, come on!” Hange exclaims and that hardly gets a reaction from the always stoic black-haired young man. “We have been here for an hour, ordered only the drinks from the menu,” Hange eyes the glass of water resting idly on the coaster on Levi’s side of the table, “well, at least I have the decency to order something. You have a glass of water!” Levi makes an expression that says ‘so’. Hange rarely feels frustration around their friends because it’s usually the other way around, given their almost reckless streak. “The point is … you have rejected my suggestions! I told you to be nice to [Name] and you told me it would make her doubt you because you are never nice!”

“I see nothing wrong with my reasoning.”

“Shut up!” Hange glares at Levi and the man almost believes that they have gone completely off the rails. He raises his eyebrows for a moment before letting her go off her monologue with a sip of his glass of water. “You also rejected my suggestion of buying her more things because you retaliated that it’s going to be unnecessary and way over the top. Those are just what I can list because I’m tired now!”

“Well, you accepted my cry for help—”

“Shorty, just be yourself … that’s the only thing I can come up with after all the dodging you did.”

Levi blinks at the new advice. “Wouldn’t that lead to nowhere?”

Hange groans. “You’re hopeless.”

He scoffs. “Exactly why I asked for help. And it’s with you since Erwin’s too busy with his reports while Mike is off somewhere blowing off a lab. How’s your love life going by the way?”

“Don’t you dare shift this conversation to me!” Hange points at Levi with a menacing glare that pales in comparison with Levi’s own, which he gives to Hange without any restraints. “I don’t have time for romance with all the pre-med things I’ve got going on. Just flirt with [Name] in your own Levi way. I don’t even know how that would unfold but let’s just see next week. If you have the guts to ask her for a date.”

Levi breathes a laugh, almost too confident for someone who sneers at anything remotely romantic happening in front of his face. It’s only yesterday that he huffs in disgust at the couple walking ahead of you two in the shopping district, acting all too intimate as they held hands and kissed each other’s cheeks, with you telling him that he’s too bitter to digest the concept of being affectionate.

“Of course, I have.”

He doesn’t.

Sometimes, he forgets that he has trouble expressing his emotions through words. So, he stares at you a few days later while you try to revise your notes for an upcoming quiz that’s going to be worth a hundred points, which is pure torture — your professor should be eating unappetizing meals for the rest of the semester. As you pour your entire mind onto the reference material you bought from the university bookshop weeks before, Levi is busy studying your every move. His mind, on the other hand, isn’t dedicated to memorizing chemical formulas or terminologies, instead, it’s centered around how to ask you on a date. The more he looks at you, the more anxiety bundles up his stomach, preventing him from breathing and conjuring up words. One will say that he’s trying to pierce you with imaginary lasers but in reality, he’s letting himself get distracted by how effortlessly breathtaking you are.

Usually, Levi loathes distractions but when the distraction is you, he doesn’t mind if he strays from his goal. Even if it means getting bewitched by your distinctly colored irises that are zoning on him right now.

“You alright there, Lee?” you ask him with a small grin. You prop an elbow on the hard surface of the table and place your chin on your hand.

Levi pretends that he hasn’t been staring at your profile for more than ten minutes now. He shrugs as if he has all the time in the world. “Yeah. Got bored looking at hexagons and zigzags?”

You roll your eyes. “As much as I hate looking at them, I have to study, Lee. We have a big quiz coming up. And it’s only been a few minutes since we sat down here.” You wrap your hands around the tall insulated cup of coffee Levi bought for you before going inside the library. “Oh, by the way, I like staring at these hexagons and zigzags.”

“Of course, you do.” Levi scoffs with a small smile.

You shrug in a ‘can you blame me’ manner. “I mean, it is part of my major. Might as well make friends with them.” You lift the cup to your mouth, the heat from the beverage still there. Thinking that perhaps your drink has cooled down a little bit, you take a sip, only to jerk away from the rim of the cup with a scrunched face. “Ow.”

Levi laughs through his nose. He leans forward in his seat, putting his forearms on the table. There’s a smirk pulling on his lips. “Want me to kiss the pain away?”

Almost a second later that the words sink in, Levi wants the ground to swallow him whole.

You swear you can hear a pin drop from the silence that envelops your table. And it’s the library. So, it says something.

Levi inhales a sharp breath. “Y-You know what, forget I said anyth—”

“Take me out on a date first, Ackerman, and then you can do all the kisses afterward,” you supply with warm cheeks, a knowing smile on your face.

Maybe luck is on Levi’s side that day.

Levi smiles so wide for the first time since he stepped into university. “Deal.”

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[severefartoholic]

Hello I think a Ron chat bot would save the world actually (your Levi and Kafka bots are SO COOL !)

(read my latest post of confused why I'm doing it like this) Hello here is your Ron bot definition and greeting IGNORE the fact that you are Kafka in this one I had no ideas okay...

Character definition:

Character: (“Ron")

Pronouns: ("any, but most often sticks to he/him")

Appearance: (“pale"+ "tall" + "scruffy black hair" + "monochrome color palette"+"black sweater" + "apron, mostly to not get messy from his clients children, who he babysits" + "eyebags" + "two short black horns")

Species: (“demon")

Personality: ("patient" + "big softie" + "fatherly/motherly" + "great with kids" + “a bit of a pushover" + "great emotional support" + "tired" + "sadistic")

Specialties: ("housekeeping" + "family care")

Attributes: ("very physically strong" + "excellent cook" + "patient")

Clients:("a family with two small children, whom he babysits")

Likes: (“dog treats")

Dislikes: ("people that aren't intimidated by him, to him it equals disrespect and it makes it harder for people to listen to him")

Situation:("after {{user}}, a demon who'd made a bet with their client starts a lemonade stand called lemonink (you can guess what it is) racks in tons of people, Ron decides to tell them off for their antics")

"I never knew selling poison paid THIS well!" *You veered as Ron emerged before you*

The world: ("this takes place in a world where having a demonic servant is treated as the norm. In fact, not having a personal demon is considered weirder than having one! There are ads for various contracting agencies, different demon ratings, demons who specialize in different services etc., etc. It’s not uncommon for parents to bind their child’s soul to a demon as soon as the baby is born, though it’s often done a bit later in life (however, if you’re under 18, you can make a contract only with special permission from your guardian). Since everyone and their mother has a being with reality-bending powers at their side, the servants have very strict limitations on what they can and can’t do. At base level the overwhelming majority of them boil down to being an extremely efficient houseworker - they are restricted to doing stuff like chores, buying things, helping with communication, keeping company, being a bodyguard, etc. Some people are hesitant or straight-up opposed to the idea of getting a servant, since, while demons never disclose any details about the process of soul consumption or, for that matter, anything about the afterlife, it’s widely understood to be hellish. The thing is, it’s unclear whether “happy” afterlife even exists - unlike demons, heavenly beings like god or angels or even ghosts do not manifest in the physical world. Some believe that there is no paradise at all, and the only two options for the soul after the body dies are being consumed by a demon and continuing its existence or simply disappearing. The lack of information about what really happens after death makes many people brush off the consequences of making a contract in favour of living a much more safe and comfortable life. Since demons’ actual names are near impossible for humans to pronounce, they tend to settle for nicknames. They are primarily genderless, but usually present themselves as either male or female for convenience sake; they can change gender according to their client’s wishes. Generally it is considered rude to ask a demon what their higher abilities are - even good friends may not know the real extent of each other’s power. Making contracts with humans and serving their clients for an entire lifetime to them is basically like a regular customer service-type job. Their moral beliefs are a bit different than those of humans, so, while humans can grow very attached to their servants, the demons themselves feel little to no remorse about consuming their clients’ souls. In a way it’s similar to how people treat farm animals. The animal can be cute and you may appreciate the times spent with it, but in the end you’re not going to be too torn up about eating it. While demons live for a long time and technically do not require human souls to survive, consuming a human soul is the highest form of pleasure for them - not only does it boost and replenish their power, but also gives immense spiritual fulfillment. A demon living purely off of animal souls will always be much, much weaker than a demon who has eaten a single human soul over the course of the last 100 or so years.")

Greetinf

"you seem gloomy, what's with that uniform you're w-"

**Crunch** *went your head. Black goop poured down the giant's fist.*

"I told you, this is OUR spot."

*Ron turned to you, who reappeared again*

"What's YOUR deal? We were only selling inky soda!"

"You don't know?" *Ron grabbed you again. This time, he turned toward the street. A cutesy lemonade stand with two small girls sat at it, upset*

[sleeperswakewriting]

Levi with other upper rank officers were sent to attend a charity event with the nobles. Just Levi kept on comparing those noble women were nothing more compared to Petra. Like how their eyes colour are not like hers, they didnt act like her etc and that moment he realised his feeling for her and rush back to the clueless Petra😂

Rating: G

Word Count: 1.8k

thank you, anon! I have two other drabbles planned for this week (Rivetra rival tea shop owners is what I'm excited about lol)

Even though Levi might not look it, he was a big fucking softie. He donated nearly a third of his paycheck to Underground efforts, also known as liberation fronts, and the other to local orphanages. He had more than enough to sustain his simple lifestyle. Always anonymous, never breathing of it to any soul, he would donate his entire paycheck if it meant avoiding socializing with nobles of all people. 

This is exactly what he told Erwin when all upper-rank military officers were invited—no, ordered— to attend a charity event funded by the government. Charity was a loose word, with Levi questioning where the money was even going, to which Erwin replied to refugees from Wall Maria. 

Hm. Levi couldn’t exactly say that wasn’t a worthy cause, but certainly donating the money instead of throwing some lavish and ridiculous event would be more cost-effective. Still, Levi wasn’t the type to disobey a direct order, no matter how much he wanted to rip his skin off and disappear. He was expected to mingle, encourage funding from the Scouts, and if he got lucky, more recruitment. Erwin was best at that, he couldn’t fathom why his presence was required, but Erwin chuckled, mentioning that his reputation was far more impressive than Levi thought. 

Grumbling, Levi was about to leave the Special Ops barracks dressed in his finest; a black suit with coattails, an ivory cravat, and a matching vest. He spotted Petra reading by the fireplace, curled up with a blanket, completely engrossed he didn’t even notice his footfalls from the stairwell. A serene smile was upon her lips, her civilian clothes were loose, with the top button of her shirt undone while gray socks peeked from the knit blanket. 

He coughed, alerting her, and she looked up in surprise. 

“Sir!” she greeted cheerfully. “Heading out now?” Levi already griped about the ball to his squad, bemoaning that he would be alone with Eyebrows. 

‘You’re all elite, why didn’t any of you get invitations?’ he asked, hanging his head. 

‘Well, not all of us are Humanity’s Strongest,’ Eld teased. It was unlike Levi to complain, and the squad enjoyed poking fun at their nearly unflappable leader now and then. 

“How do I look?” He felt ridiculous and he tugged at the collar of his dress shirt. 

“You always look impeccable, sir,” Petra said, closing her book, but left a placeholder with her thumb. “I hope you have a good time!” 

He scoffed, “If I’m lucky, we can leave early if Erwin gets all his schmoozing done before midnight.” 

Giggling, Petra tucked her feet into the blanket and tilted her head. “I’m sure the Commander has his reasons.” 

Levi sighed, then looked at the table where she made herself some tea and a half-eaten biscuit sat. “No plans for you? It’s Saturday night.” 

“You know me, sir. I like a quiet night.” 

Envious of his subordinate, Levi gave a half-smile. “I know. See you around, Ral.” 

Petra gave a wave and immediately returned to her book as Levi walked out. The ride to Mitras would take a few hours, and with nothing to do than entertain Erwin’s battle strategies, he daydreamed of amber eyes and black tea. 

—

If someone called Levi’s name one more time, he would not be responsible for any damage incurred tonight. Grip tight on the wine glass, Levi finished off his third drink—unfortunately, not tipsy in the slightest—and set it on a waiter’s tray while he went to sulk in a corner. 

‘Tell us all about the Titans, Captain!’ the nobles said, swarming him as he entered the ballroom. ‘You simply need to describe how vile those creatures are! Oho-ho, we’re so lucky to be within Sina. Have you thought about retiring here?’

Levi, with all his delicacy and grace, replied, ‘Have you ever seen your friend’s head bitten off? Or know what blood smells like after it has clung to you for nearly twelve hours?’

Rendered silent, he excused himself, knowing he crossed a line, but Erwin wasn’t around to tell him off. He didn’t usually lose his composure, but something about the atmosphere of being around nobles, and not a single friendly soul in sight sent him reeling. Sure, there was the Garrison, but he only exchanged pleasantries with Pyxis and his second in command seemed to rotate based on whoever was willing to put up with his drunken antics. 

Levi always hated contrived politeness. Used to bullshit, he didn’t understand the purpose of dancing, drinking to get drunk, or talking someone up only to go behind their back later. It was headache-inducing, keeping up with the social politics of it all, and Levi knew he didn’t belong in this world. 

He liked his quiet nights with tea, paperwork, and looking at the stars. He’d read if he was feeling particularly bored, but stories never seemed to keep his attention. Petra always regaled her books to him, mostly when they were in the kitchen together, and he’d listen to her melodic voice. It didn’t matter if it was informational, fiction, or his least favorite, romance, he just liked to hear her and her boundless enthusiasm for the make-believe. 

Then there were the nights they’d sit upon the roof, in amicable silence, and she’d fall asleep, not wanting to leave him alone. It was wordless between them, with her shoulders usually covered in a blanket, and he’d carry her back down while she pretended to be asleep. She’d wake in her bed and make him breakfast the next morning, not mentioning it, but the warmth of her smile was like a hidden secret. 

God, he wanted to do that now. With the musicians playing another upbeat song, he just wanted silence, and with a maddening thought, he looked around. Erwin was talking to a woman, leaning closer than just for business, and Levi took that as his cue that their duties were fulfilled. Erwin could take the carriage back, he preferred to ride. He rode his way back to the barracks with a military horse, not looking back as the night air whipped around him. 

It was as if he’d never tasted anything so pure and fresh before. Cheap perfume suffocated the ballroom, and the murmur of the crowd felt like a Titan roar. Out here, alone, Levi knew peace, as tumultuous as his life was.

He already had one foot out the door when he dropped the horse off at the stable, letting the stablehand take care of it, a luxury he usually liked to indulge in. But like a magnet, his feet guided him back to the barracks, and he swung the door open with fervor, immediately looking to the fireplace.

Petra was asleep, her book about to slide off her lap, and the fireplace was dying with its last embers. Levi shook his head, a tender smile filling him as he bent down to set her book aside and pulled her blanket up. 

“Goodnight, Petra,” he murmured, stoking the fire, and took her empty plate and teacup. 

There was always tomorrow night.

[somestuffbysomebird]

I know you know that I like you, but that's not enough - Mammon

Inspired by: Would you be so kind? --Dodie

Summary: You like someone, but you have no idea how they feel about you, so using your brilliant deduction skills, you attempt to figure it out. (Too bad you kept missing the signals till they're right in your face.)

Aka: That one time the human tried to find out if a demon liked them

Tag(s): Fluff, mutual pining but it involves two dense idiots so expect some 'one-sided love', MC and Mammon share a braincell, and it takes one bold move for MC for things to escalate

(Part of a songfic challenge involving Luci, Mammon and Levi. All three have the same song inspiration, this challenge is pretty light hearted so...yeah :D)

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Mammon

As your first, you'd think Mammon would be able to glean the first signs of attraction from you right? Wrong.

The man's blinded by his own love for you.

He's trying, from invitations to outings, to showing an obvious soft spot for you (you don't get charged for things he'd normally get others to pay for). Hell, he always tries to stay with you as late into the night as possible.

Everytime his really subtle(yeah right) hints go over your head, he gets a little more discouraged that you see him in a romantic way at all.

Maybe, you know he likes you, but this was your way of politely turning him down. This self-revelation crushes him a little inside.

But eventually, he'll find peace with your friendship. He's content as long as you keep patting his head, hugging him, sharing secrets, texting him and just generally having him around.

Even though he'll always have this feeling of longing for something different, he'll live with it, he just wants to keep you in his life.

He doesn't want to rock the boat too much either, you one of the few (heck, maybe the only one) that treats him well, he doesn't want to lose that special bond for anything.

But you want more than that, don't you? Both of you do.

You've seen the signs, but you really can't be sure, maybe it's a big brother thing? Maybe he's just secretly a giant softie?

He's made his moves, and now he's waiting for you to meet him halfway, but you don't know that.

But there's an opportunity to find out, a festival's coming up- The Lantern Night people are visiting.

As the date of the festival approaches, Mammon becomes more fidgety, and one day while walking you back, he finally let's the question slip:

"Oi MC, you know there's this THING that's coming soon, right? Ya gonna go see it with anybody?"

(Not the most direct way to put it, but he really hope you'll take the hint.)

Unfortunately for him, you missed on what exactly this 'THING' is, and he felt crushed, albeit only for a moment.

"So it wasn't that big offa deal?! Tsk, forget it- huh? Whaddya mean 'Wanna go to the'- that was the THING I was just asking ya about!"

Left a sputtering and blushing mess, Mammon felt some hope in his chest, maybe, maybe this was his chance.

"So, this is a date, right? If not, I might've to charge ya, ahaha! It's not everyday you'll be able to spend time with The Great Mammon like this!"

Cool, it's a date, but you still can't tell if he likes you as intensely as you do for him, so you just have to be sure.

Fast forward to the actual date, you guys hop around from stall-to-stall, Mammon becomes enamoured with the lucky draws, and you take turns trying out games as he tries to impress you.

He manages to win a fake flower, a lily with a deep pink in the centre as its colours grow lighter to an almost white hue at the end.

He thinks about giving it to you right away, but decides to keep it in his pocket for now.

When it was time for the fireworks, he drags you to a lone hill away from the festival to get a good view.

"Ahhh now THIS is what I'm talking 'bout! Look at the fireworks MC! That one looks like Grimm! That one looks like Levi's goldfish! What was his name again? Helen?"

He looks like a kid grinning like that, his chatter was loud enough to almost cover the noise of the fireworks.

"Ha! That one looks like Lucifer's face that time he got his face caked! Hey MC, are ya lookin-"

He turned around to see your gaze fixed at him, looks like he caught you.

Though the way his expression changed so quickly from childish amusement to extreme bashfulness, (eyes widening, cheeks reddening, mouth turning from a grin into a quivering line) was a sight that couldn't be missed.

"O-Oi! Why'ddya staring at me so intensely for?! Quit it, or someone'll get the wrong idea!"

"Tch, so what if there's no one around? I might get the wrong idea if ya keep this up-"

Oop--

Realising what he just said, he squeezed his eyes shut, he really did himself in, didn't he?

"J-just forget!!"

He's turning away from you, his ears are bright red, what did he mean by that?

No amount of verbal comfort can get him to calm down, so it's time for plan B.

Hug him from behind, give him some space to turn around and hug you back. Now for the moment of truth, if you really want to know, all you gotta do is move your head a little bit, and peck him near his mouth.

He'll get the message loud and clear.

He'll freeze up, for about a milisecond, before tightening his grip and nuzzling his head in your collarbone, his cheeks are really warm.

Once his heart finally, finally, stops running a mile a minute, he'll pull away, reach into his pocket, and tuck the pink lily over your ear.

"Ya can keep it, looks better on you than me anyway..."

He drifts off, his gaze fixated on you, blue and yellow eyes staring into yours, and their getting closer...closer...

"I wanted to do this for a really, really long time..."

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Apparently, lilies are associated with admiration and love.

[free-pancakes]

How about Levi grooming Hanji's hair? I'm really a sucker for this.

oh anon, you have unleashed one of my softest headcanons. don’t say i didn’t warn you 🙈

——————

They all knew Levi had trouble sleeping, insomnia keeping him from rest.

One week in particular was quite horrible for him, his lower eyelids tinged with purple, the lack of sleep so apparent during training sessions that Shadis had ordered him to take a week off despite Levi’s protests.

One night in the middle of that week, Hange woke up in the dead of night, unable to sleep, something on her mind. She walked out into the corridors of the barracks, until she found Levi sitting alone in the dim, empty mess hall. His eyes were ridden with exhaustion, and she just really wanted to help. She approached him, coaxing the cup of tea from his hands, replacing it with her own hand, and gave him that soft smile only he knew to mean, “Trust me.”

Hange remembered one night long ago, when Levi shared a story about his mother with her. On the nights she came home before he would fall asleep, he loved to run his hands through her long, jet black hair. It made her laugh and smile, and Levi loved that—so so much. She taught him how to braid it, split into 3 even bundles, cross one over the other in alternating pattern. Hange could tell that this memory brought him relief. Safety.

With this story in mind, Hange led him back to her room.

“Hange, are you sure you’re okay with me here? You don’t need to help me, nothing really works. I can handle it—“

Hange laid on her bed, and patted the space behind her. Levi, although hesitant, obliged, laying down next to her. She freed her hair from her ponytail, shaking it out straight. Levi stared, never having seen her hair down like that. It stirred within him a odd sense of familiarity. She turned with her back towards him—“Can you braid my hair, Levi?”

Levi was surprised at such a random request, and nodded, and Hange responded with a grin. She shifted closer to him, and he ran his fingers through Hange’s hair, bringing the two of them calmness. Levi went about it carefully, slowly, trying not to bring Hange any discomfort, and soon she began to snore softy as Levi continued to braid.

“Over, and under, and...” Levi thought again and again, until he let out a big yawn. He kept going, feeling the sound of Hange’s even breathing lull him into her relaxing rhythm, her strands of hair blurring before him.

The next morning, Hange woke to the soft rays of sunrise sneaking through the curtains. She tried to stand but felt held down—Hange carefully pulled her head forward, Levi’s hands entangled in her hair. He had fallen asleep halfway through. She turned to face him, loudly snoring—she had to keep herself from laughing. She had never heard him make such a sound—he was sleeping so well. It made her so happy to see him finally resting.

[postwarlevi]

Surrogate 1.9k words || Fathers Day 2022 Masterlist

"What are you all doing in my kitchen?" Levi raises as eyebrow.

He's just come home early from work, expecting to find you, and instead finding Armin, Jean, Eren, Connie, Sasha and Mikasa covered in flour with stacks of used mixing bowls and spatulas everywhere.

"Captain!" They all talk over each other.

Levi looks to Armin for an explanation.

"Well, the lady of the house invited us over to teach us some baking skills, remembered she had to go pick something up, and left us to it. She'll only be gone a few minutes she said."

"And you'd made this much of a mess? Well, at least the place isn't burning down."

Levi sighs. Yep, sounds right. You are always inviting the cadets over for one reason or another, and they always to want to come. Whatever teens their age should want to be doing, your house is always more interesting it seems.

After putting his things down he inspects the kitchen.

"What are you making?" He asks Jean who's rolling dough.

"These? Classic chocolate chip cookies!"

"Yeah, she had to run out to get the chips." Connie comes over with cupcake tray, leaving Levi wondering how that goes with cookies.

"Oh, this is for the orange vanilla cupcakes." He nods over to Eren and Sasha, who are almost done adding ingredients and ready to mix.

"And what do you two have going on?" Levi asks Mikasa and Armin.

"Peanut butter brownies!" Mikasa can't wait for those to go in the oven. They're about to pour the mix onto the baking pan.

Levi gives a tiny smile. He's come to expect days like this. Last week you had them all helping with the garden out back. Small skills that will come in handy over time.

"Can I help with anything? Anyone want a water?" He asks, going to the fridge.

"No, that's okay. You've worked all day, go sit down." Eren says while helping Sasha pour the cupcake batter.

"I'm back!" You announce you're arrival. "Levi!" You're happy to see him home and bound up to him, throwing your arms around him like you haven't seen him all week.

The cadets all pause to watch the moment, sharing smiles with each other. They always give Levi a hard time, but it's only playfully, as they admire your relationship.

"How was your day, sweetheart?" You ask, handing off the chips to Connie.

"Good, thanks." He gives you a kiss on the cheek. He's less sheepish about showing off how he feels about you in front of others, though most of it is still private.

"Alright guys, almost ready to go on the oven?" You ask once everything is mixed, somehow getting it all to fit.

As things bake, everyone lounges around the living room, snacking on the variety tray of snacks that Levi quickly put together.

"Thanks love." He says in between bites, because you made sure to get him something a little more hearty.

Everyone talks about their upcoming weekend plans and Levi notices Jean is a bit quiet, not contributing to the conversation.

"And what are you up to?" Levi asks while everyone else is engaged.

"Huh? Oh uh, I'm having some car trouble again." The last time this happened the mechanic really took him for a ride and Jean, not knowing any better, was out a pretty penny, that he really didn't have to spare in the first place.

"That stinks. How about I take a look at it? We'll get Miche to help, he's pretty good with that stuff." Levi offers. He remembers how upset Jean was the last time, and rightfully so, and doesn't want him to go through that again.

Levi is usually pretty calm, but when it comes to you, or one of the kids, he can get absolutely livid when someone tries to take advantage.

"Really? Yes! I mean, if it's not a bother. I'm always so scared to ask Miche for anything." Jean is pretty intimidated by the big man.

Levi almost smirks. If only they knew what a softie Miche really is.

"Don't worry about it. And if we need a mechanic, I'll go with you." He'll do the talking this time.

"I appreciate it. Really. I tried to ask Mr Braus but uh, he doesn't know much about cars." Jean whispers the last part, making Levi chuckle.

A lot of the male parents are unavailable for one reason or another, and though Sashas dad is good at a lot of things, cars is not one of them.

Once everything bakes, you all spoil dinner and dive into the sweets, making baggies for a few leftovers. Levi snags an extra cupcake, and Jean is back to his normal banter within the group.

Everyone who does not live at your house finally leaves and you and Levi have a quiet evening.

"That's really sweet of you. He really appreciates it." You smile at how caring Levi is after he tells you about Jeans issue.

Your Saturday will be busy as well as you're helping Mikasa with a few things and afterwards taking her and Sasha out to lunch. Levi mentions maybe he can meet you.

"Okay but Sunday, just us, yeah?" Levi asks. He doesn't mind all that much, but does need some time alone with you.

Saturday consists of Miche figuring out what is wrong with Jeans car and within a few hours them, Levi and Connie -who has tagged along- have patched things up without needing to take it to a shop.

Miche is able to track a part down at a used car shop and Levi is there to make sure a fair price was agreed on.

Eren and Armin meet everyone out for lunch and Levi tells Jean to put his money away when he tries to pay for your lunch as a thank you.

It turns into a late evening as you and Levi run other errands and do chores around the house so you can relax tomorrow.

Which is exactly what you do. Sleep a little later, get in cuddle time, make brunch together, sit out by the garden. Levi even suggests the rarely heard of day time nap and just as you two get settled back in bed, both of your phones go off.

"No. NO!" Levi actually hits the pillow and growls. He knows that ring tone. It's them.

"Levi." You look at him in a startled manner, slowing reaching for your phone. "What's wrong with you?"

He doesn't even bother to look at his own phone while he pouts. "One day, just one day with you, alone." He is thinking out loud, not even directly speaking to you.

"Well, maybe tomorrow." You say after scanning your phone. You're going to have company soon.

You dress yourselves and calm Levi down who is now just mildly irritated before anyone shows up.

"When's our next day off together?" Levi asks you.

Just as the cadets are all piling out of cars and coming up the drive, you're in the kitchen looking at the calendar and you see what day it is.

"Levi!" You scare him this time.

"What?" He exhales, staring at you wide-eyed.

"Don't you say anything-" You try to get out in a hurry, but then there is banging on the door and Levi is letting all the cadets into the house.

"Ackermans!" Connie grins, carrying a tray.

Mikasa, Jean and Sasha follow with bags and envelopes, then Eren and Jean with more trays.

"Hey guys." Levi is not very enthusiastic but realizes something is going on so he should keep his mouth shut.

Everyone greets you and puts the trays and presents in the kitchen, the usual meeting place.

"Hope we aren't intruding." Sasha says, sounding apologetic.

Levi almost scoffs but feels your eyes on him, daring him to. "No, it's okay." Since when are they sorry about barging in?

"Why the sudden visit?" Levi asks, wondering why no one is speaking up.

Eren nudges Armin forward. He's best with this stuff.

"Uh so, we noticed, it was a certain day and um…" He didn't plan this very well.

Levi looks to you and gets a small smile. You've figured it out.

Armin continues to stumble along. "We just wanted to get something, do something, to show our thanks, and how much we appreciate you."

"It's what day?" Levi is confused.

A collective groan comes from most of you, and Mikasa tsks. "It's Fathers Day."

"You're like, a dad figure, in a way." Connie shrugs.

Levi doesn't say anything because he doesn't know what to say. But he feels moved and is happy you made him be quiet.

"Here, Mikasa and I got you a new vintage tea set." Sasha pulls away the wrapping paper to show off the green and white pattern. A lot of children were babysat for this.

"And Armin and I got the hotel on the water to give you guys a weekend stay next month, all inclusive." Eren pushes forward an envelope. They gave up a days wages for that.

"While you're gone, Connie and I are going to paint the porch like you keep mentioning. We can exchange the color if need be." The money Jean saved from not spending it on the car came in handy buying the paints.

"Guys, this is lovely!" You gush, moving to hug each of them. These are your presents too.

"What do you think Captain, like the color?" Armin asks of the soft blue. They're all going to deep clean the house for you, if you let them.

Levi swallows, clearing his throat. "Yeah, colors great. I….thank you."

They know he's touched, especially when he starts reading the card they all signed, and doesn't get very far. The all wrote a little something extra, and Levi knows he's going to need to finish reading it privately.

"What's in the trays?" You ask, breaking the heavy air.

"Well, we took what we learned in baking, and made some stuff!" Sasha is pretty proud.

There's apple muffins, a cherry crisp, and a lemon blueberry cake, reasonably decorated and iced.

While Levi looks forward to the small getaway with you next month, he's glad they interrupted today.

Sweets are passed around, and Levi isn't even annoyed when he gets paired with Sasha and Connie in a board game.

You share a look with each other from across the table, and both mouth 'I love you' when no one is paying attention.

You know the cadets look to you as sort of parental figures, and it warms your heart that without really meaning to, Levi has attached himself to them, just as much as they have him.

"You guys wanna cook out next weekend?" Levis idea gets a rowdy response.

Once by yourselves, back in bed for the night, Levi is sitting up reading his card.

"Happy Fathers Day." You say with a giggle.

Levi smirks. "You knew."

You shake your head. "Only guessed at the last minute. It's really sweet."

He nods in agreement, puts the card away and snuggles into you. "Apparently, they think we'd make great parents, and have offered to babysit all the time."

"Is that so?" You ask suspiciously, interested as to why he mentioned that part specifically.

"Yeah, just thought you should know." He leans in for a kiss.

After having a hand in raising teens, a baby should be a cinch.

[obeymebabes]

I'm sure all of the brothers would be super reassuring, but here you go @justsomeobeymefan. 💕💕

Lucifer

"You really think I'd just abandon you? Not only would I be going against Diavolo if I did so, but I do believe we would all miss you greatly."

Lucifer was always such a softie when it came to reassuring you that they wouldn't ever truly hurt you.

Despite wanting to kill you on multiple occasions, he did make sure you knew that he never meant it, he was just pissed at the time.

He regrets ever putting that fear into your head.

"We all hate that you will eventually leave us to go back to the human realm. I speak for us all. If you could stay here, in Devildom, we would let you."

He would hug you tightly to make sure you knew that he really cared.

Mammon

He didn't believe you actually asked him if he would ever do such a thing.

"MC, what kind of demon would I be if I just left you somewhere? Plus, Lucifer would have my head."

Poor Mammom couldn't process how you'd ever even consider that as a thought.

"You know I wouldn't ever be able to hurt you. You should know by now that I couldn't hurt a fly. I'm supposed to protect you, duh."

If you ever needed comfort, Mammon was one of the few that did his absolute best to make sure you knew that he would protect you at all costs.

How could he abandon you when he loves you so dearly? He barely lets you out of his sight longer than a minute.

Levi

"W-what?! You couldn't possibly expect me to hurt you, normie."

He would feel so ashamed, after remembering that he did actually try to kill you that one time.

Immediately hugs you and squeezes you tightly, apologizing profusely.

"I was stupid to think that I knew everything, I was jealous, I'm so so so sorry."

He was almost tearing up at the thought.

"I may be a shy otaku weeb but I love you more than Ruri-Chan."

"A-as a best friend! Duh!"

Cue the blushy water-snake boy.

Satan

"What you are saying sounds very impractical MC."

He didn't understand what made you think anything like that would happen, logically it didn't make sense.

"Abandoning you would seem unfair to both you, and all of us. We do care deeply about you. You're practically part of the family at this point."

Satan just tried to reason with you, pushing away any doubts that you may have in your mind.

"You live in our house, and you are our responsibility. I personally couldn't live with myself if I let something horrible happen to you if I could've done something."

Despite being the Avatar of Wrath, he had it well under control, it would take some serious action to drag him down to the level of actually hurting you, either physically or mentally.

He cared about you, very much. You kept him sane, so of course he wanted you around at all times.

Asmo

Hearing you ask the questions of him ever thinking about abandoning you or hurting you damn near broke his heart.

"Oh MC, sweetheart, don't you ever think those bad thoughts."

He is a handsy person, so he would just pull you into a tight hug and rub your back, as well as your head, and hold you.

"Darling you know I do cherish you more than my skin care products, and I mean that."

Asmodeus had a bit of a tear in his eye, thinking about how awful he would feel to lose you.

"I couldn't hurt you, your precious face is far to lovely to have tears running down them."

Beel

He stopped mid snack just to look at you confused.

Mumbling, a mouth full of food, he would tell you that the idea was crazy.

"I know I made a mistake when you ate my custard but I learned that you shouldn't have ever seen that, and I couldn't ever risk losing you."

Beel had the sad puppy face.

"I can see how much happier my brothers are with you around MC, even me. I haven't had as many nightmares, and I believe it's because of you."

Hugs. Big boy hugs.

"I will protect you until the day I die."

Belphie

This poor baby knows what it feels like to be abandoned.

After all, his brothers basically disowned him after the incident between you both.

"I understand the feeling MC, I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. I promise as long as I'm around, you will always have me."

He felt heartbroken when you'd asked if he would ever hurt you, again.

"I didn't know you then, and I regret it. I now understand that you are such a great human, and I you managed to fix our deranged family, so I couldn't be more thankful for Diavolo's dumb exchange program. Just don't ever tell anyone I said that."

Despite having a rocky start, Belphie was almost always by your side. He loves every bit of your company, and wouldn't ever think of letting you go.

You are his human now.

[levi-supreme]

Aww Rei, the self-ship asks are soooo cute! I hope these aren't taken: A, U, and Z! (Sorry if they are!) I hope you're having a lovely day, my friend! ❤️

Star!!!!!!! Mwahh you're the cute one please hehe. I'm having a great afternoon thank you!!!!! 😘

A: what’s something they enjoy doing together?

Levi and I love to stay home and chill, play games and cook!!! On days where are going out, we would go hiking, go café hopping, and also shopping.

We love going to IKEA and Don Quijote wheeeee. Levi hates it when I hum the Don Quijote theme non-stop and says I'm annoying 🙄

U: what’s something they had to get used to once they got together?

I'm a huge softie and crybaby, and I literally cry over everything and everything. The first time we watched a movie together I teared up and Levi was so shocked and confused. He got used to it after a while.

Also, I'm a scaredy cat and get startled really easily, so it took him a while to get used to me jumping and being shocked over everything and anything haha.

Z: how do they sleep together?

Hahahhaha I take the side facing the window and Levi takes the side away from it because he hates the glare from the sun XD

We usually cuddle each other to sleep, but then the next day, Levi's back is facing me while I use Levi like a bolster haha. Also the blankets end up on my side and Levi always gets super annoyed because he's cold too :p

Levi used to be the big spoon and I'm the little spoon but then he complained that his hand was too numb 🙄 so we only spoon each other once in a while lol but we prefer cuddling anyway hahahaha

Self shipping alphabet!

[obeyme-life]

I'm gonna try not to totally butcher this but y'all know me by now

I really hope this is okay! As a non-goth cis female I don't have much in the way of knowledge of being trans or goth, so I had to reach out to a friend.

Lots of love xx

HC: The Brothers + Short Trans Male Goth for @mintybunnii

Lucifer:

It took a while to get close to Lucifer but once you were, you were real close.

He knows you're always cold and loves to pull you into his lap at his desk, toying with your hoodie strings.

One time he'd slipped a hand under your hoodie to trace his fingers gently over your stomach. Worried about those fingers trailing elsewhere you managed to stutter out what had been worrying you—you were trans.

Lucifer would just blink in confusion. "...And? Is that supposed to change my feelings for you, MC?"

Mammon:

It would take Mammon a little while to realize you weren't that quiet because you disliked him or anything.

You had a dark aesthetic and that... Kind of excited him. He was used to cold comments from his brothers but somehow yours always stuck with him—making him want to crack that cold exterior.

When you finally warmed up to him, he'd be a little too excited. "See!? I knew my human couldn't resist the great Mammon for long!"

The fact that you were so quiet just made your words mean more to him. He loved everything about you, and he'd make sure to tell you so. Just not around his brothers.

Levi:

Your dark attire contrasted heavily with the vivid animation colors of Levi's room. But other than that, he didn't notice anything different about you.

Distant? He didn't do physical contact well anyway. Cold? His brothers were usually like that too. Quiet? So was he, especially when gaming.

As you got closer you were able to share interests and enjoy each other's mutual company. When he finally got brave enough to hold your hand he'd be surprised.

"M-MC!? You're freezing! You could've told me you dumb normie!" But his cheeks were red, and if you didn't make eye contact he'd bring your fingers to his lips to warm them up.

Satan:

Gender wasn't really a thing in the Devildom like it was in your world. But nevertheless, Satan was a strong supporter for trans rights. So when you finally opened up to him he was incredibly supportive.

"MC. I love you as you are. That won't ever change."

As for that temperature problem you have, he'd love making you a hot chocolate and resting his hands on yours as you held the cup, a soft smile on his lips.

"You're too cute, MC. Snuggle up, I'll read to you."

Asmo:

You could, quite literally, have a crocodile in your pants and it wouldn't dissuade Asmo. Genitalia was separate from gender and he loved it all anyway.

You had to open up pretty quickly to Asmo about being trans because he was so... Handsy. He barely batted an eye. "MC, darling, you're a boy and what's in your pants has no say in that. That being said... If you let me take them off I'll—" Lucifer is not having any of that.

Being cold all the time really just gave Asmo an excuse to cuddle and touch you more.

He loves that you're Goth. This gives him a whole new world of fashion to explore, from makeup to nails to clothes. And you better believe he wants to participate.

Beel:

Beel is a big softy and anything that's important to you is important to him. Opening up about your identity was no different in that regard. Talk to him about it. He's an amazing listener even though he's eating the whole time.

Beel is the best brother for someone always cold because his body heat is ridiculous. You could fry an egg on those abs, and he's probably tried.

He loves cuddling you and his face against your hoodie. He'll also lend you his hoodies because he loves how they're too big for you. It melts him.

It doesn't matter that you don't have much to say—he prefers to read your smiles and pouts anyway.

Belphie:

Belphie is a big napper (obviously) and so hoodies and cuddling for warmth are high on his list.

He also loves your Goth look because it's just the right amount of edgy and he's kind of a total edgelord himself.

The fact that you don't say much or can be a bit cold and dismissive doesn't bother him one bit. Quiet is wonderful and he's a bit cold-shouldery himself sometimes.

Much like his brothers, you being trans changes nothing about how he feels. But being someone you trust enough to tell means a lot to him. In return he'd open up to you equally, sharing all of his insecurities about the fall and his relationship with his brothers.

[justanotherlifeff]

Levi Ackerman × reader

Genre: Angst, Hurt/comfort, Fluff, matured themes, slowburn

Warning: There's mentions and descriptions of underage rape and suicidal themes and self harm and other triggering stuff.

(Y/N) POV

"You want my advice on where to buy a house?" Hanji asked, completely confused. I personally was confused too because it was obvious that Hanji would give some really psychotic answer. Even if I didn't consider that, it was not like Levi to ask for advice about something as personal as buying a house. Though it struck to me as unusual, I decided to let it off my head. "What about a house in Ragako? Your kid would get to see a titan before even joining the survey corps!" Hanji advised with her psychotic expression. "Shouldn't have asked you" Levi muttered as an answer to Hanji before turning to me and asking, "How about asking the squad? Aren't you close to them?". I was getting suspicious of his behaviour but I chose to keep quiet about it. " Uh...sure?" I answered to that. "Okay. They should be at the common hall after lunch. We could see them there" Levi muttered as he ate the stew.

We walked towards the common room when we were done having lunch. "Levi, are you feeling well?" I asked him on our way as I was feeling suspicious of his behaviour. "Huh? No, I'm fine. Why?" Levi asked raising an eyebrow. "Uh.. Well, it's not like you to ask for advice from anyone except uncle Erwin. It just seemed a bit odd" (Y/N) replied. "(Y/N), what part of this whole thing isn't odd? Do I look like the kind of guy who would get married, have kids, buy a house and all that shit? However, exactly that is happening and, well, I guess I have to do things that I wouldn't normally do." Levi explained himself. I decided that his explanation was fair enough and didn't question him more. "Oh, by the way, you'll do the talking. They're your batch mates after all" Levi added as he walked with me.

"You guys, we need help to choose where to get a house. It would've been helpful if you all had any suggestions." I told the squad. They were all in the common room as Levi predicted. I heard Historia was here but I didn't expect to find her with the others. "Well, you could get one at Dauper village. The scenic beauty there is amazing!" Sasha exclaimed. "You could visit the farmhouse I grew up in. I'll make an orphanage there later and you can keep your kids in my care when you all go to expeditions." Historia chimed in. "Oi, (Y/N), leave all that and try my house in Trost. It's the safest district now as the gate is blocked." Jean bragged. "Well, since you've given us so many options, let's just give all of it a shot" Levi told them.

"So, you're proposing that we will visit all of those places? That will take some time..." I told Levi, expressing my concern. "Well, we don't have much to do here. Everyone, saddle your horses. We are leaving in an hour." Levi commanded. It was decided that we would visit Dauper first, have some snacks at Sasha's home. Second, we would go to Historia's farmhouse. From there, we would go to Trost, see some properties for sale there, and come back to Capital Mitras by midnight. Sasha, Levi and myself were going for the trip.

Two hours later

We rode to Dauper with Sasha on lead. When we reached Sasha's home, a horde of children and villagers were in front of Sasha's home. Everyone came to see Sasha, now a member of the most elite squad of the survey corps. The way her father boasted about her to the villagers made me wonder, what if I had a father like that? Mr (L/N), my adoptive father tried his best and I respect him dearly for that, but, he never really bragged about me to people. I was home-schooled because of my reputation after all. I barely got out of my home, except for, of course, training sessions with uncle Erwin. As I thought about it, I realised that maybe it was my fault. After all, I never gave him much of a chance to boast.

Having a daughter who murdered one of his fellow comrades must've been hard enough for him. People glanced at us as they didn't expect to see Levi with a woman. Sure, I was on the front page of the newspaper once, but I was no where near as popular as Levi. Sasha's father cooked squirrel meat for us with Sasha but we couldn't finish eating it because I found three centipedes crawling on the table and discovered that I'm terrified of them.

They looked horrible and I probably never felt my heart stop like this before, not even when I came across titans. Levi decided that the place was too unsanitary and living in the middle of a forest will surely bring more insects, and thus, without much delay, we went for Historia's farmhouse. Sasha asked for permission to stay with her father for a while and Levi granted it. I doubted if he was becoming a softie due to my pregnancy.

The farmhouse was a really nice place but Levi decided that it's too far away from any market place and permanently living there is impossible because of that. After going to Trost, we browsed a few properties and we found one that seemed suiting. The house was near the inner walls, not too far from the market, had a nice front yard and back yard. It had three bedrooms, two of which were upstairs, a sitting room, a dining room and a big kitchen.

There were bathrooms in all of the bedrooms and the master bedroom even had a tub. The house being in Trost made things more convenient because, after all, the next expedition will be commenced from Trost. Levi booked the house and filling out the paperwork took long enough. By the time we reached Capital Mitras, it was already 11:45. "That was a long day. I really need some rest now." I yawned as I went for Levi's room with Levi behind me. The room was dark when I went in and suddenly, I felt someone jump at me.

No one's POV

An hour before lunch

As Hanji was taking (Y/N)'s report card and birth certificate to Erwin's office, she noticed something on the birth certificate. (Y/N)'s birthday was tomorrow. The walls were in peace and this was (Y/N)'s first birthday after joining the Survey corps, so, Hanji decided that it should be celebrated. With that in her mind, she went to Erwin's office to find Historia discussing something with Erwin. "I've got (Y/N)'s documents" Hanji reported. Erwin took the papers from her as she started mentioning, "I noticed that (Y/N)'s birthday is tomorrow. As her friend, I wanted the permission to celebrate it?".

"I see. Well, I don't recall the (L/N)s ever celebrating her birthday. Probably because the date on her birth certificate is the date when she got rescued. We had no way of knowing her real birthday. I think it would be a nice gesture. Permission granted." Erwin answered. "Hanji-san? Can I help with the arrangements? (Y/N) owed me a cake" Historia chimed in. "Yes.. Of course, your highness" Hanji answered, shocked by Historia's sudden interest in doing something about (Y/N)'s birthday.

"We can plan things in your office, yes?" Historia inquired with a smile. "Yes, of course. Feel free to come by whenever you want. I'll be there." Hanji smiled before leaving the room. She went to her office to find Moblit arranging her books. He always managed to help her out about staying tidy. She assumed that if Moblit wasn't around, Levi probably would've died of a heart attack after visiting Hanji's office. After all, he did knock her out to make her take a bath a couple of times.

"Hey, Moblit, we need to hurry things up. Queen Historia might visit my office soon. She probably won't appreciate the mess." Hanji told Moblit as she walked towards her table and took a handful of books to put in her shelf. "Hanji-san... Did (Y/N) talk to you?" Moblit asked Hanji in a meek voice as he picked up some books from the floor. "Yes she did. When are we going on that date?" Hanji asked, with a tint of blush on her face as she kept the books on the shelf.

The books in Moblit's hands fell to the floor as Moblit asked with shock written all over his face, "You're really considering it?". "Why won't I?" Hanji asked, slightly confused. After all, she assumed, that it would be obvious that she would consider it as Moblit had been always beside her, reminding her to eat or sleep when she overworked herself on her experiments. He was always worried for her well being and Hanji found it alluring beyond measure. Before further words could be exchanged between the newly formed couple, Historia entered the room.

"Hanji-san, could we plan the preparation now? My meeting with Commander Erwin is done and I hoped to make plans on the arrangements for (Y/N)'s birthday before going back to the castle." Historia said. "Yes, of course. I was planning to get (Y/N) busy in something and arrange a surprise party for her? Nothing too fancy of course, just Levi squad, Commander Erwin and my squad since she doesn't have much friends. We could arrange it in Levi's office since the state of it is not quiet. Great." Hanji explained as she pointed at the huge piles of books and torn papers on the floor. "I see. Shouldn't we inform everyone about the party in that case? I will arrange the food and anything else you would need for decoration." Historia answered.

"Ah, yes. Moblit, ask Levi squad and Commander Erwin to come to my office immediately." Hanji commanded Moblit as he ran off to get everyone. Everyone except Levi was there in a few minutes. "Hanji-san, I didn't find Levi Heichou anywhere" Moblit informed Hanji. "I didn't expect you to find him. He's busy" Hanji answered with a smirk recalling about how she walked onto them a while back. The plan was explained to everyone before they went for lunch. The plan was simple, Erwin mentioned that Levi was supposed to buy a house and thus that could be used as an excuse to get (Y/N) away from Levi's room.

Everyone with a hometown was told to act like their hometown is the best place to get a house and Levi was supposed to get (Y/N) to go take a look at the places. "She should be getting married as soon as possible. After all, rumours about her pregnancy has already been spreaded and that will give her a bad image if she isn't married. This could also help then speed up the process. " Erwin sighed. All that was left to do was letting Levi know about the plan. "Erwin, I'll send Levi when he arrives for lunch. Could you please inform him about the plan?" Hanji asked Erwin. "Yes. Of course." Erwin answered before going back to his office

During lunch

"So, you're saying that I will have to ask for advice from some kids from my squad about where I'll buy a house and you think that (Y/N) won't suspect anything. Erwin, did you hit your head somewhere?" Levi answered to Erwin after Erwin said the plan to him. "Levi, do you have a better plan? After all, everything you are doing nowadays is quiet...unusual. A few months back, if anyone told me that you'd get my niece pregnant and try to marry her in a matter of about two months, I'd laugh at them. You can probably make this excuse to some use too." Erwin said in a serious tone.

"Okay. I trust your judgement. I'll use your reasoning to try to make (Y/N) think that all these isn't a hoax." Levi simply answered before leaving Erwin's office. He wondered how he could bring the topic up, given that he normally wouldn't just ask for advice from random people. Suddenly it struck to him. Hanji was a good friend and asking Hanji at the beginning would raise less suspicion. Plus, Hanji would definitely be surprised at his way of changing the plan as asking Hanji wasn't included. "Hanji, where do you reckon we should buy a house?" he asked. Hanji's expression was just what he hoped for.

As phase 1 of the plan was successfully completed, phase 2 was taking place. Levi's office was more than clean and tidy enough so, Hanji and the others didn't have to get bothered with that. Connie and Armin were sent to bring garlands for decorating the office by a tad bit while Historia's castle chefs were already cooking the dinner. By the time everything came together, it was already 11 pm. The food were placed in trays, Sasha, who arrived at 10 pm was kept in a different room so that she won't eat everything up, a garland was placed on Levi's table and the room was cleaned by Eren after all the decoration was done since so many people walking around made the room quiet dirty and Eren insisted that if it isn't cleaned, Levi would take all of their heads.

Hanji couldn't disagree much about that. Levi was supposed to get (Y/N) in the room just at 12 and the room was supposed to be darkened and Hanji personally planned to jump at her and give her a hug. The plan went perfectly till Hanji went for the hug and got thrown on her ass by (Y/N).

Levi POV

I honestly saw that coming. Sure, I was able to book a house thanks to this whole plan but I was completely sure that if anyone jumps at (Y/N) in the darkness, they would be flipped in the air. At least I would do that for sure. The lamps were turned on after Hanji was thrown to the ground and (Y/N) looked genuinely surprised by all the decorations. "What's the meaning of all these?" she asked softly, her voice filled with curiosity.

"Well, we were trying to surprise you for your birthday. I mean, we don't know your real birthday but this is what's on your birth certificate so... Hey, you didn't have to throw me so hard." Hanji muttered while getting up. "I... I thought you were a burglar... Thank you. All of you. " (Y/N)'s voice cracked as she said this. A small smile formed on her lips while a single drop of tear escaped her eye. Right then Sasha barged inside the room with Connie running behind her to catch her. I was slightly annoyed because of this as I was quiet enjoying (Y/N)'s reaction.

I expected her to react like that because, as Erwin mentioned, she never had a birthday before. I had to admit, even I had birthdays when my mother was alive. It wasn't much, my mother cooked a chicken stew with the low grade chicken stock and bony pieces of chicken she would get in the market. Back then, it was the most delicious thing I had ever eaten, but, that was probably because she was an amazing cook. We would have a good Christmas dinner as well as a birthday treat as both were in the same day.

"There are two cakes... Meat... Bread... Steamed potato..." Sasha whispered as she was shaking. "(Y/N) asked me to get you a cake remember? I decided that I'll get one only for you" Historia told Sasha. To that, Sasha fell on her knees saying, "I've been blessed by goddesses!" while crying.

The smile on (Y/N)'s face was growing larger by the second as everyone wished her happy birthday. She hugged Erwin, and surprisingly, Hanji too. As she was talking to the squad, mostly thanking them, I walked to Erwin and said, "I booked a house in Trost. Seems like you were right about using this situation to speed up the process of the wedding.". "I see. I recommend that you buy the furniture from the retailer who makes our office furniture. After all, that desk I'm using now has been used for decades." Erwin answered. "I'll consider it" I replied to that.

The cake was cut, everyone had dinner, and when it was time to leave, I called Eren and told him, "Oi Eren, clean the room. I'll give you 30 minutes.". Saying that, I walked towards (Y/N), who was saying goodnight to Hanji as she was leaving. " (Y/N), Eren will clean the room. Let's go to the balcony here." I told her. She followed me to the balcony in the east wing. The last time I came here, I was with Farlan and Isabel. We didn't move to the headquarters back then as there wasn't much time before the expedition. The scouts were in wall Sina for the mission of picking us up from the underground. We moved to the headquarters in Wall Maria after that mission.

I've been in this branch after loosing Farlan and Isabel but, I never tried to go back to that balcony. Being here with (Y/N) made me feel emotions that I stopped feeling long ago. What if Farlan and Isabel were alive? They would've been very happy about the fact that I will get married. I was sitting exactly where I sat all those years ago and (Y/N) sat where Farlan did. "They wrote 'Happy 19th birthday (Y/N)' on the cake" (Y/N) said with a chuckle. I raised an eyebrow at her and asked, "Aren't you 19?". (Y/N) looked away from me at the starry sky.

"I don't know. They assumed my age before taking me to the (L/N)s. My pimp apparently told them that I was working there for two years. I looked too young and malnourished, so, they decided that I was 7 as any child under 5 couldn't survive rape. There was no way of knowing my actual age, my actual birthday, my real parents, anything. All I remember about my birth mother is a name. They searched the birth registers because selling off a minor is a crime but they didn't find anyone of that name. That, however, is common in the underground." (Y/N) sighed.

"(Y/N), you'll be a better mother than yours. Our child won't face things like that. We will make sure of it. Maybe, that would give both of us some peace." I answered to (Y/N). I didn't know a better way to make her feel better. "You're right." (Y/N) told me with a smile. Her strength amazed me. I stared at her for a moment. She, indeed, was the most beautiful woman I ever laid my eyes on.

To be continued...

Taglist: @reality-is-often-disappointing, @kingtamakimurder

[obeymebabes]

A Very Special Night (Lucifer x MC)

Warnings: None really, just beware of fluff.

A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCIFER! You might be all hardcore on the outside but we all know you're a big softie on the inside. I hope you have the best birthday! We love you!!!

Summary: After Lucifer's big surprise party, a very drunk Lucifer confesses his feelings.

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The extravagant birthday party in honor of the prideful first born was almost over. Lucifer looked happier than I'd ever seen him. His smile radiated throughout the crowd of people who had came to celebrate the creation of Diavolo's right-hand man. The gracious Morning-Star.

The Prince of Devildom insisted the party be held at the House of Lamentation, inviting all of the exchange students as a nice get together with the brothers. Colorful decorations littered the walls and balloons were scattered throughout the halls and rooms. With the help of Diavolo, Asmo, and Beel, they made sure everything was perfect.

The cake that was made by Barbatos was truly a sight to see. The dark black triple layered cake was perfectly decorated to look like the texture of Lucifer's large fallen angel wings. The top of the cake had twisted onyx black horns, matching the ones that rested atop Lucifer's head. Inside the cake was layered red with black frosting in between. The cake was perfectly Lucifer.

Despite the sophisticated demon not allowing me to spend any Grimm on him earlier that night, Diavolo had told me and the brothers to not worry about any costs of anything days prior to the special event. He wanted nothing more than to make sure Lucifer got the best of the best. Every brother had pitched in to get something for the eldest. This shockingly even included Satan, who managed to get him a painting, cursed or not it was still a surprisingly nice gesture from Lucifer's number one hater.

With the fun night over, the extra guests who didn't stay at the House of Lamentation were making their way out the door. I smiled and thanked them all for coming and making the party happen, even if it was almost spoiled by the angels earlier that night. Diavolo thanked me for coming up with the idea, and with that, I closed the door.

I sat facing the door and held the charmed necklace that matched the one around Lucifer's neck that had been purchased on our outing. I smiled to myself before jumping at the sudden tight grip that wrapped around my stomach. I quickly turned my head back to find a very happy, and very drunk Lucifer with his arms tightly squeezing me. I giggled and blushed at the sight of him.

"Thank you for all of this, MC." He beamed with joy, releasing me a bit to allow me to turn to him.

"I really hope it was memorable, I wanted to make sure everything was perfect for you on your special day. Including the date..." I trailed off and my eyes drifted to the floor, embarrassed at how close he was.

"Shouldn't you be heading off to bed now?" I asked, changing the subject to avoid further embarrassment. It was pretty late and I knew he was going to be super hungover the next morning.

I could hear subtle chatter in the background, assumably Mammon talking about how close we were. That boy doesn't ever shut up. He is more jealous than Levi, the actual avatar of Envy.

Lucifer just smirked and stepped back but stumbled a little. In quick reaction I grabbed his hand to help steady him.

"I take that as a yes. I'll help you to your room. You seem to need the company anyway. You definitely drank too much. I would've never pinned you as the type to go over the top." His face looked shocked, appauled that I'd even say that.

"I will have you know I did not drink too much, I'm fiiiinnneeee." The mighty first-born wasn't so mighty when it came to handling alcohol it seems.

I waved to Asmo and Satan, motioning that I'd take care of the tipsy Lucifer and Asmo winked. Satan slapped him in the arm and laughed. I gripped Lucifer's arm and we started making our way to his room.

He kept looking down at me, probably assuming I wasn't paying attention but I definitely was.

"You know, MC, I'm really glad we met. Thank you for everything you've done for me." His breath wreaked of alcohol. If I didn't know better, I'd probably be drunk from the smell of it.

"Luci, you don't need to thank me for anything." I laughed as he looked at me confused.

"Luci?" He questioned, letting the nickname roll off his tongue as I opened his bedroom door.

"We are at your bedroom now, I believe you should get some rest, you had quite the eventful day today." I slowly let go of his arm but he wrapped his arms around me and coaxed me inside.

"I'm not done with you yet," he paused, looking away for a moment, "I want to tell you something."

I nodded and let him continue, my face heating up as I noticed how close his face was with mine. I was looking into his deep crimson eyes, soaking in his flawless facial features. I could hear his heart beating a bit more rapidly than usual. He took a breath.

"MC, you are very special to me. You've changed the way I go about things, you make me feel things I haven't felt in a very long while and I'm grateful for that. Today, on our date, I enjoyed spending the time with you. Every minute of it actually. Despite it being just a simple distraction to get the party set up and me out of the way, I felt something real. I would like to ask you if you would like to maybe try again? A real date this time. No worrying about the time, and no noisy brothers following us around." His eyes searched mine. There was a hint of pink flushing his cheeks.

"Lucifer I-"

I was cut off by his lips pressing to mine. His lips tasted of alcohol but despite the fluid in his system, he was passionate. He was gentle. I melted into his arms and kissed him back with the same amount of passion and desire.

As he pulled his lips away from mine I saw a smirk plaster across his face.

"It appears that I wasn't the only one who had been waiting for that all night." He chuckled.

"Did you see that guys?! They just kissed after he confessed his love! A true love story right before our eyes!" A voice called from outside the bedroom.

Lucifer and I both jerked our heads to find out where the voice had come from only to see Levi holding his D.D.D. up in the doorway and the rest of the brothers crowded around him, faces shocked, well, other than Asmo who was also recording the moment. He simply winked at me and giggled.

"If all of you don't get out of here right now I will lock you all in the basement with Cerberus for 100 years." Lucifer stated.

With that, they all scattered like ants. I felt Lucifer's hand gently turn my head back to him.

"Stay with me tonight? As my birthday present. I promise I'll behave myself." He grinned cheekily and stumbled a bit to close the door, locking it to ensure none of his brothers would interrupt the next special moment we would share together. I wrapped my arms around him and held him tight.

"Happy birthday Luci, I can't wait to spend many more with you."

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