I was just some guy, thank you for your time (blows away in the wind)
as someone who has literally been blown 15ft through the air after trying to hop lightly over a stream bed (and tumbled windward down a hill) thanks to a mildly intense gale, i am also dragged away by this powerful force (thus we are still together 😳)
in preparation for the thunderstorm(s) tomorrow (and probably the day after too), I've made a playlist. I'm incredibly afraid of thunderstorms and my brain always tries to convince me that we'll die when there is one.
there's nothing I can do about that. what I can do is make sure that if I do somehow get struck by lightning, it'll happen while I'm listening to Struck by Lightning, because that would objectively be hilarious.