#like I legitimately cried

[uwudonoodle]

My brain should not be allowed to make headcanons.

I was thinking about the end of TOTK, and I was like, "Wait, how did she get her secret stone back?" My brain immediately pictured Zelda searching through her next few bowel movements to save it, because it's an important artifact. Then Link steals and hides it from her, because he is NOT going through that again.

(A few years later.)

Pregnant Zelda, remembering how good the stone tasted: "Come on Link. I'm not going to swallow it, I just want to taste it."

Link: *hands her a rock roast instead*

[oneluckydragon]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.

Bonus pet-name edition:

(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)

Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

Are you reading @phoebepheebsphibs's Hide and Seek yet? Because if not, you should be.

The above is a small snippet from the first chapter. Splinter is newly-mutated, with nothing but the clothes on his back and the four baby turtles in his arms. His entire life has been ripped away from him, shaken up to something unrecognizable, and tossed back in his lap. He didn't ask for any of this... But at this moment, he realizes that doesn't matter. These turtles are his sons, and they need him.

He is NOT going to abandon them.

This fic consistently pulls so many emotions from me, and I love it so much! It truly has it all: new parent Splinter, unprepared for fatherhood but trying his best; the most adorable mutant baby turtles you've ever seen; beautiful artwork drawn for each chapter... Seriously, you won't regret giving it a read!

[academiccockroach]

it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly

here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less

well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it

and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all

but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria

so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene

[moominpopzz]

There’s smtn so uncomfy but rewarding to me with making the Southern William Wisp posts,, like oh my god people actually like the idea??? It helps make me not feel as insecure ab being southern as I’ve always been!! :]

[cunninghamchrissie]

chrissy & eddie + somewhere only we know 🤍

[anartificialsatellite]

Extremely frustrating thing to be aware that you're experiencing some sort of depressive episode but are powerless to stop it and so you just have to sit there feeling terrible for No Raisin until brain decides to work again, if it ever does

[apuff]

it honestly sucks so much that the core mechanic of tumblr is so good, and it's basically the best at everything it does EXCEPT for the fact that the moderation is so racist, transphobic, and anti-palestinian. like seriously if tumblr fixed the moderation, made a functional search feature, and had a better internal system for not showing triggering things, i would have no suggestions

[thatsuccubabe]

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[sigewinne]

i know this is going to sound so silly but idc: i just finished reading howls moving castle and i cannot put into words how truly comforting both the book and movie are to me 🥹

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

hemlock, throwing tech’s goggles at hunter: here’s a keepsake of your dead brother :)

me, who had some hope that tech was still alive:

[nightlyponder]

one of the videos i watched for Sleep Token performing live included the short breaks with a voiceover that sounds like a conversation between Vessel and another entity. One of the conversations was the entity asking Vessel about how he cries and how people think its fake. Vessel's known to cry on stage while performing and I guess people have taken to saying he's faking it or whatever. Which...if it was 'fake', the man is literally a performer. Why would it be noteworthy for him to fake cry. Acting is an art form, come on now.

But also every Sleep Token is a love song. I feel sorry for these people who see a man so open with his emotions connecting to the lyrics and performance, and their main takeaway is that him crying is strange. People are weirdos.

[sidewalk-cracks]

Hiromu Arakawa really just took one of the characters I hated the most in fmab and in the span of a single episode made me love him. Because his death was just that shockingly heart-wrenching.

Yes, I'm talking about episode 54, "Beyond the Inferno". Yes, I'm talking about Envy. No, I don't know how to process the emotions that episode has caused me.

[lucysweatslove]

I haven’t even gone into the clinic building yet and I am already exhausted from masking? I forgot how truly miserable it is to mask all the time holy fuck.

[backtochicago]

maybe that duck finally realized that running a minecraft server with a massive fanbase including performative chronical online fans and functioning it as a brand business paying salaries to the employees are never as easy as what he thought and only collecting leasons from following someone shadow footprints will never make you realize how risky it is until you are in their shoes.

[the-cactus-taco]

Spiderverse 2 ripped my heart and brain out of my body, beat the shit out of them with a sledgehammer, gave them both a little kiss, put them back in, and then sucker punched me in the face.

I felt like I was gonna die.

100/10 highly recommend