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[pulisicsgirl]

mason mount 🤝 christian pulisic

kings of people prying into their private lives unnecessarily this weekend

[imamastermind-nowurmine]

Why when you tell someone you don’t drink they immediately go into over explaining why they drink

[inconveniently-discorporated]

I've written and rewritten like five different comparative analyses of the Sandman, Good Omens, and the nature of reality and at this point I think I'm just going to hold it until the end and make my spicy neurodiverse brain pay attention to comics and read the thing because the symbolism in this shit is *chef's kiss* so far and I can't wait to watch what's out here so far

[esperantoauthor]

When someone points out racism or sexism in media, "But that's how it was in the comic!" is not the fucking comeback you think it is.

[americanphysco]

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[rebekahgaveup]

Every time someone says "But Romeo and Juliet is so stupid! Their deaths were easily preventable!" I die a little inside

[southpawscrewball]

I fucking hate zombie stories

[kayvsworld]

i maintain that marvel was so so stupid for not having the avengers wear buyable avengers merch. like why would you not do this. they're superheroes in-universe. there's merch of them in-universe. have them wear their own (or each others) merch in the movies and then sell the merch. why are they wearing underarmor and extremely improbable multi-layer bullshit give them a captain america branded hoodie, sell this hoodie, call it a day,

[prideprejudce]

listen i don’t care if you agree with what shiv did in the finale or not but the most relatable sibling moment in the entire ending was her seeing her older brother put his feet up on their dead fathers desk already gloating and smirking in self satisfaction or hearing him mutter “yeah that’s fuckin right” after roman’s hesitant vote and immediately being like “yeah actually I would rather be skinned alive than watch this play out in real time”

[shesmore-shoebill]

Regardless of whether its real or not, people saying that "maybe they didn't know it was aprils fools" is funny to me. No they absolutely know. thats the whole point . its the best and maybe only way to do this whether its true or not.

Like imagine if you WERE in a relationship that had been deeply visible and wildly speculated on for basically all your formative years, with no signs of stopping. You've just got droves of people clamoring about every potential shred of information and following your every move and constantly speculating about this or tying it back to the relationship which might not have been true at certain points but happens to be now. What. Is the best. Funniest way to reveal that information? With max chaos?

Or imagine if you ARENT in that relationship but you know you'll never get peace from people asking you about it or wondering no matter what you do. AND you have a workplace and friends that LOVE a silly good joke. And committing to the bit. Whats the best way to leverage THAT. How can you absolutely level your fans.

Like Of COURSE they're gonna do an april fools announcement. Golden opportunity either way. no one knows if its real. half of the ruckus is people losing it trying to determine truth. You cant be two silly lil guys and NOT take advantage of a golden bit.

[pherre]

congratulations to reigen for losing his second tumblr sexyman tournament. can u guys stop putting him in polls now

[ruubesz-draws]

Shin would be so proud! Their youngest is growing up so fast!!

[triplecreature]

actually I'm kind of curious about this because it was a huge debate among my peers in my community

Clarifications under the cut:

The poster is in a public space where it is typical for everyday people to post things. It is not someone's private property or possession. Think piece of paper taped to a telephone pole, not sign in a storefront or in someone's yard.

The poster is not protected by law; you are very unlikely to face legal consequences for vandalizing it. Caveat: some peers have argued that it risks being socially consequential because an organization or demographic that you are a part of may be judged as intolerant/oppressive/disruptive/otherwise unpleasant if people witness your actions, and thus advocated against vandalism for fear of damaging your public image.

The poster is not an expensive or personal piece of artwork; it is a mass produced print on letter paper.

You are vehemently opposed to the message displayed on the poster, but it is an opinion that people are free to have in your country.

The 4th option refers to things like intentionally putting your own poster over top of the bad poster or otherwise making the bad poster harder to view; some people argued that targeting the poster for removal is out of line, but posting your own messages is an innocent action that you are well within your right to do (in this context, posters regularly eclipse each other as new ones are posted over top of outdated ones due to limited space)

The poster is part of a campaign; it's not unique. There are many postings of it across the community.

This is all assuming that the offending poster is not old and would typically not be considered fair game for pruning for quite some time, and that it is being specifically targeted for removal because of its message (rather than petty vandalism or because it's obstructive or damaged). E.g., if a poster is advertising an event happening on April 20th, it's typical to prune it after that date but not before.

Of course the situation that prompted the real life debate did involve a specific offending message, but I'm not going to specify what it was for now because I think it'll skew the results as people will just end up voting based on whether they like or dislike that message, which isn't the point of this. For this poll we are assuming that it IS a message that you are very opposed to; you can substitute in your own opinion that you have strong feelings about.

Please reblog for sample size!

[mooncakebun]

this is day 867701 of me struggling to paint He Xuan

(one of these wips is like 2 years old???)

[zu-is-here]

faultline

[8/6] Happy birthday, Geno! ✧

Aftertale by loverofpiggies

[siliquasquama]

So when Elon Musk bought Twitter and basically chopped it at the knees, I was a little worried for Tumblr as well as the rest of Internet meme culture, because a huge number of the ha ha funny pictures people post are tweets. I thought, oh no, a large part of meme culture is dying.

Little did I know that Elon Musk allowing anyone to buy a blue check would make Twitter go out in a blaze of beauty and glory not unlike a sugar maple in October.