#like cool bro!!! you got mad at her for not telling you she moved to ur town

[velvetbunniie-archive]

i would’ve killed him, actually.

[lingeriae]

you catching an attitude w your best friend!connie after seeing him posted up on a girls instagram? whewwww...

warnings - flufff, connie has nip piercing, mention of readers pum pum but there is no sex! kissing, ass slapping, connie literally says he's gonna have sex with the reader, jealousy, toxic connie if you squint a lil, cursing, reader is female,not proofread, raeder and connie are aged up to 21+

It's a wednesday night when you're scrolling through tiktok with connie on facetime, your laid on your tummy with your feet swinging behind you, thighs being squished by the pink thigh high socks you had on. you giggle at a tiktok your friend scent you moving to reply but pausing to roll your eyes at the deep voice that came from your phone speakers.

"What got you giggling like that?" his voice is raspy due to all the screaming and hollering he was doing while on the game with ony, he glances at you for a second before dragging his eyes back to his computer screen cussing said man for some unknown reason. "why this fool wont stay outta my business." you mutter showing the top half of your face so he wouldn't see the grin on your glossed lips as you watched how he side-eyed you.

Your phone vibrated as you got a notification from instagram, your brows drew together at the message immediately clicking it.

big cocky deja 👅

girlll....

shared @sasha's story

i be instigating or is that baldie???

aint yall talkin??

Lashes fluttering as you blinked at the picture, slowly sitting up as you clicked on the story zooming in lips slowly parting in disbelief. "What's wrong?" the sound of his voice sudddenly reminded you he was on the call, quickly clicking on to the call you rubbed your lips together with drawn eyebrows suddenly becoming irritated with his prescence as you felt your lashes get wet. "Who the fuck is Sasha?" you asked with a steady voice, pushing up your lips impatiently as you waited from his to answer the question.

Connie paused his game at your question, eye brows furrowing as he turned to look at you. He bit his lips as he looked at you, noting the irritation your face with a shake of his head he turned back to the game. "Don't wory bout it." Your face twisted at his words staring at his side profile for a minute before sucking your teeth not carying if he could note how upset you were.

"Alright, bro, bye." not giving him the chance to answer you hang up deciding to go on 'sasha's page to stalk her itching to find out who she is, and what relation she has to connie. Mid scrolling you pause at a picture of her kissing connie's cheek, it was posted a few months back but it still made you feel a pit in your stomach and made you gnaw at your lips while tears ran down your cheeks. Connie was messaging your phone non-stop, telling you to stop playing and answer his messages, trying to explain shit between him and the sasha girl, but you didn't bother reading any replying with a simple thumbs-up emoji and muting him.

You thought about how silly you were being seeing as how you and Connie weren't even together, but it felt like you were. Always together and if you weren't you'd alway be on the phone, always telling each other shit, always sharing tender touches and meaningful glances at eachother - fuck he even called you 'his girl' infront of his homeboys, didn't that mean you were together? although, he didn't ask so that technically didn't mean you were but you weren't seeing nobody and he reassured you that he wasn't either, was that just a lie?

Sniffing you clicked off of sasha's profile, leaving your phone on the bed as you got up to use the bathroom. Looking at your puffy eyed expression you sucked you teeth mad at yourself for crying over some boy, you gently washed your face with cool water before using a towel to wipe away the water and applying baby oil to your plump lips, the sudden knocking on your door had your eyebrows furrowing until you realized who it could be. The thought alone caused an annoy sigh to leave your lips, and for you to feign ignorance to the fluttering at you stomach at what would happen.

Taking your time to walk at the door, stopping at mirror on the wall to fix your appearance and unbuttoning your snoopy pajama top to show a little of your cleavage, a gold necklace with the inital 'c' glistening against the pretty brown skin of your supple breast, you turned to look at the shorts bending over to shake your ass a little but quickly standing up as Connie's knocking grew louder.

Rolling your eyes you walked up to the door, pulling it open to reveal Connie. Your pussy did a thump thump as you took him in, a black tank top you're sure he just slipped on in a hurry, his nipples along with his nipple piercings pushing against the material of it and grey sweatpants. His hands were shoved in the pocket on his sweatpants as his eyes roamed your body slightly pausing on your thighs that spilled through the material of your socs, jaw clenching as he finally met your eyes with an eyebrow raised.

Leaning against your door you look him up and down before looking at your coks clad feet, fidgeting as you felt his gaxe pierce into you. "Whatchu want Connie? It's late."

He quinted his eyes at you letting out a sarcastic laugh with his tongue poking his inner cheek, "You too good to look at me, or sum?"

Cocking out your hips with your arms crossed over your chest, you shook your head before rolling your eyes at him moving to shut the door while muttering "I aint got time for this." softly under your breath. Your breath hitched as Connie held unto the door, pushing it open and walking inside before shutting it behind him leaning against the door and refusing to break eye-contact with you.

Scoffing you turn your back to him before walking to your room, an extra sway in your hips as you feel him walking closely behind you, eyes on the fat that spilled out of the material of your shorts hearing him cuss under his breath as he almost hit a wall from not staring caused a small smile to pulll at your lips. falling unto your bed with a huff you glared at him. You hated the fact that he looked so good, his muscle atraining againt the material of his tank top as he crossed his arms looking down at you, dick straining against his sweatpants, your mouth almost watering at the sight had you looking away.

"What's your problem?" laughing with a shake of your head you pointed a finger towards your chest. "Me? I don't got a problem, cause im not supposed to worry about it right? tuh fuck you take me for."

Connie groans running a hand down his face mumbling something in spanish under his breath, fueling your anger. After he disregards your question he comes into your house acting as if you were the problem, when he was out there laid up with other girls. You stand up from the spot on your bed smacking your lips together as you snatched your phone from it's position on your bed, walking past him making sure not to touch him as you made your way to the kitchen. His mouth parted at your attitude, hot on your trail as you began mumbling some shit under your breath.

"Don't even know why I fucking bother, aint like you my man anyway-" you inhaled deeply as connie pressed himself behind you, mouth running dry as you felt all the muscle beneath his tank top and his dick against your ass hands shoved into his pockets as he watched you take a water bottle out of the fridge with shaky hands, trying your best to ignore his presence behind you.

"Whatchu mumbling? Say it again so I can hear you." The vibration from his worth runs throughout your body and straight to your pussy, your back straightens as you close the fridge spinning around to through him a weak glare that quickly flattered as he looked down at you through his lashes, his eyes almost seeming dark. Your legs shook as he licked his lips the action not going unnoticed by him, you took a deep breath before unlocking your phone, shoving it into his face a second later refusing to meet his eyes.

His honey coloured eyes dragged from your face to your phone, taling it from you to look at what you were shovwing him properly, his lips parting to release a huff that sounded too close to a laugh had your eyes dragging from the floor to meet his, shivering a bit as they were already on you. Raising a brow at you connie licked his lips, "You jealous, ma?" giving him a blank look you tried snatching your phone out of his hand only for him to move it back, your chest now pressed against his. Biting your lips as you feel his nipple piercing rub agains your nipples, you try not to let a whimper escape you at the groan he lets out and the look on his face, bottom lip tucked between his teeth with a pink blush across his face and a look of lust in his eyes. You shiver as he removes the hand he has in his pocket, bringing it to rest on your back to keep you against him.

He rubs his nose against yours before resting his forehead against yours gently squeezing your hips, he kisses your lips twice transferring the baby oil you placed on them earlier t his lips, and you allow him savouring the taste of them like you have many times before. "Sasha's this girl I used to talk to," he says after a minute, letting out a breath through his nose at the way you tense beneath his touch and try to move away before he's pulling you back against him placing your phone on the counter so that he can hold your face. You look at him with your lips folded, hurt evident in your expression which caused him to sigh softly and kiss your cheeks. "We weren't together cause I found out she was messing round with some guy. I haven't talked to her since, and I wouldn't have known she posted that shit cause I blocked her."

eyes watering, the tips of your figer brush aginst the thread of his sweat pants as you play with the strings watching the way you twirl it around your finger, sniffing you slowly look up at him rubbing your lips together. "You promise?" humming he kisses you again, leaning back wiping under your eyes.

"Promise baby." you pull him down to kiss you again, parting your lips to give him access and sighing into his mouth as his hands slip under your snoppy pajama top. He leans back again pecking your lips and resting his forehead against yours with closed eyes, you feel his hands move from your face to your hips inching towards your ass before he gives it a squeeze laughing as you hiss at him and try to remove his hands.

"Looked too good not to," He says leaning down to kiss you again, " gonna fuck the shit outta you for giving me so much attitude." the sound of a smack sounds through the air as connie slaps your ass, rubbing it after and laughing at your whines.

"Connie! Don't do that shit it hurts!"

[aerinaga]

can I request a Paige x jealous one year younger reader

wow, okay.

paige bueckers x jealous one year younger!reader

warnings: none

synopsis: paige and her colleagues are working on a project together. one girl, specifically kate, is being too close to paige.

you and paige have been dating for a while now, everything is going well. its just that you’re a year younger than her, meaning that you’re not on the same level in college. there have been ups and downs with communication, but its been going well for a while.

you were currently with ice and kk, hanging out together in the dorm while you wait for paige.

paige was currently in the study hall with her groupmates for a project, she’s been there working for 2 hours already.

the three of you were talking about the team, especially with the new freshmen and transferees in the season.

you noticed that its been a few hours since you heard from paige, you told kk and ice that you’d go see paige in the study hall. kk and ice were both protective of you, disagreeing that you would go alone.

the moment you arrive there, you couldn’t help but feel annoyed? jealous? upset?

paige was laughing around, smiling, and feeling giggly with her groupmate, kate.

you never really knew kate, except for the fact that she’s a bitchy flirt. everytime she saw you and paige, she would greet paige with such a big smile. and as for you, she’d just give you a small smile.

even kk and ice were irritated, they knew about kate and her asshead moves. they knew that you hated her guts.

the three of you were a few meters away from their table, one of their groupmates noticed. paige looked back to see the three of you with a smile full of sarcasm.

kk started clapping, earning questionable looks from the group.

“wow, okay paige.” you tell her, sparing her nothing and leaving with ice and kk.

you all decided to go for a chick-fil-a run, after being so fueled up by the view earlier.

“man, what was that? ain’t cool at all bro.”

“paige didn’t even do anything, thats just not funny.”

ice and kk grumbles around about what they saw, and you knew they were mad. it’s not funny if they’re pissed.

“i understand the fact that i’m not aware of what goes around in the senior community, but seriously dude? paige knows i don’t like her.”

all of you arrive back at the dorm, and the first face you guys see is paige’s face. kk gives her a disapproving look, ice lays a hand on paige’s shoulder, telling her to “man up.” before they go to their own rooms.

before paige even speaks, you tell her first.

“look, i understand that i’m not on the same year level as you. we have different communities, but seriously paige? you KNOW that i don’t like her. i get that you’re groupmates but really dude? do you have to entertain her every second? did you even get any work done?”

paige stays silent, a look of guilt on her face.

“i know that you don’t like her, i do my best not to get entertained by her, but i don’t want people to speculate. i don’t want any issues going around, you know i hate that.”

you don’t say anything to her, you left their dorm, going to your apartment.

you didn’t wanna see her right now, especially when thats all she responded with.

its 9pm now, you were in bed, scrolling through tiktok. you heard your door open, wondering who it was. your mom, paige, and ice had the keys to your door. you got up, went to the living room to be greeted with paige. paige had a bouquet of flowers in her hand.

you can’t deny, she looked hot. a low messy bun suits her so much (i’m a sucker for that).

“oh hi. why are you here? its late, paige.”

“i shouldn’t have entertained her, and importantly, i shouldn’t care about what people say. i promise it won’t happen again, i won’t entertain her anymore. i’m sorry, baby. i really am.”

you pause for a moment, you didn’t know what to say. your anger from earlier was still lingering around, you won’t just fully forgive her.

“yea, okay. you can sleep here tonight, its late anyway.”

you head into your bedroom, getting comfy under the comforter. you feel the other side of the bed being filled up with your girlfriends scent.

your back was facing her, you didn’t bother moving one bit. you were falling asleep.

paige was still up, scrolling through her phone. she couldn’t sleep at all, knowing that you weren’t in your best mood just yet. it was already 2am.

you woke up from music coming out of paige’s phone. she must be watching tiktok. you turn to face her, still half asleep.

“love, go to sleep. its so late” you mumble, wrapping your arms around her waist as you fall back asleep.

paige turns her phone off, laying down properly so that she could hold you in your arms.

“i love you always, baby.”

she whispers, kissing your forehead.

[cebwrites]

Hey dude! How you doing?

I've been around a while and it's taken me a bit of guts to ask but like

I'm a bit of a short guy you know? I was wondering if you'd be okay with me asking if you could write something..maybe between Sanji and a short dude?

I can never find anything with short guys and you're like.. a gold mine lmao

Have a nice day bro ✌️ thanks if you do thanks still if ya don't 👊

a/n: how i'm doing is exploding from your sweet ask, this is so cute!! goldmine aaaa you flatter me anon 🥺🥺💞💓💖 from one short king to another, i've got your back bro 🤝💖

with a short boyfriend (Sanji)

masc reader, flaming bi sneej under the cut word count: 0.6k

He was a tad hesitant to admit it at first, wanting to seem "cool and aloof" enough to maintain whatever image he thought lived in your head, but he loves having a short boyfriend

You're short enough to rest his chin on your head as you do the dishes, perfect for him to scoop into his arms and descend on you with a flurry or kisses, you look angelic to him when his clothes hang just a little bit over your knees, you're pocket-sized even!

Okay, maybe he's letting himself get a little carried away with that last point, but point is he's so damn in love with you and Sanji will literally find anything and everything about you to fawn over down to the minute detail

He loves picking things off high shelves for you, even if you do give him a look afterwards and your staircase is right there, but what he loves even more is picking you up and putting you on the counter to watch him fuss over a pot of something warm for the crew

On at least one occasion though, the two of you got a little carried away with snogging by the stove that neither noticed the burning smoke until Franky's sprinkler system doused everything in 17 gallons of water - you were spared most of the chewing out but Franky and Sanji argued for weeks over the ruined spices

Of course none of the cooing and cawing is meant to undermine or infantilize you, the last thing Sanji wants to do is insult his own damn lover, he's just full of too much affection than he knows what to do it - so if you ask him to tone it down a smidge or stop (specifically about your size) he'll respect your wishes

There isn't a single treasure in the world, not even the All Blue itself, that could convince him to stop him from showering his love for you as a whole, however, that's simply who he is as a person

Although, it'd be misleading to say that Sanji wasn't more intrigued by your feats of strength - however grand or mundane, physical or emotional - and that he didn't want to kyaaaa~!!! on the sidelines when you pulled off a particularly cool move

Sparring against Zoro or Robin, his cheers for her pale in comparison to the "__-SWAN~!!"s you get tossed your way (although she does get her fair share of compliments)

As much as Sanji likes cuddling you in his lap, you make him feel just as fluttery and fruity when you pull him into yours - kissing along the line of his back, his shoulder blades, pressing sweet purrs of compliments against the shell of his ear while you grip such strong, muscular thighs

You tell him as much about your adoration for them, too

Sanji couldn't wish for a partner he loved more than you, he wants to spend all the time he can with you and plant as many "embarrassing" smooches on your forehead when you walk by or hang around him in the kitchen as you'll allow

It was fine at first, endearing even, but once Sanji started wearing lipstick on and off the obvious marks front and center on your face were at least a little (a lot) tease-worthy from the rest of the crew

But you let him get away with it and never stay mad too long - especially when he gives you his patented soggy babygirl expression, pouty lip and all - because you love that man more than light itself and you'll admit that it's still a bit cute, at least

[brainyrot]

Hey. I like the way you write.

LMAOJDIS

Chaos everywhere, wood flying and breaking, bullets made of who knows what, ink and death.

it felt like a war was playing in front of him, which he couldn't tell if it was entertaining or scary, not scary because the scene was too much for him, but scary because he was in the middle of it.

he wanted to make a run for it, but didn't make it. Didn't work. Too many things happening right now.

Ink falling down from his forehead, stress.

He just needs to wait until things calm down a bit, or too many people die until it's enough and the massacre stops.

he's almost glad he's in the middle of this and witnessing it, as he can learn new things from the new guests and adapt.

the two dishes have a long reach weapon, yes, fingers but they shoot bullets and a variety of it.

Could break their hands all together.

The cat is mostly relying on the bag and physical fight, the bag gives him everything apparently. Tricky and just needs to see if that bag can even be damaged.

the girl uses some kind of spells. She is fragile so she hopes those small and quick spells she can do without messing up are enough,

Meaning she is the easiest one.

on the other hand we have what used to be people dragging themselves around, hungry. Mad. In both senses.

And he's still stuck like this.

But after what felt like an eternity the fire stops, the screams and moans of pain stop, the ink slowly melting and dripping from whatever surface it's on.

blood is mixed with ink, minor injuries, maybe some are more severe.

The guests are covered in ink, some were close to be consumed by it completely.

They work the same as the rest. They are all victims of the same rules. they are just smarter and sane enough to actually try and survive instead of throwing yourself into some suicidal mission and wait to come back, again, and die, again, and come back, over and over, losing yourself the more it happens.

Sammy on the floor, obviously alive, just not able to fight anymore. that guy is hard to beat, he can tell you by experience. Some firey bullets won't do much.

Hopefully won't start a fire, they already have enough problems as it is.

a cough, multiple coughs. A whole coughing fit that sounded like someone just got out from the dark puddles, they all do it anyway, they all need to breathe still apparently.

Or it just sounds like someone whose lungs are merely an accessory instead of functional now.

the second one fits better.

"You okay, bro?" the one with the scarf as long as Alice angel's hair, even more, asks. Placing a hand behind the other's back and rubbing it.

"I-im good. I'm good." and a few curses.

What a nitwit. you're not fine. Why does he keep lying about that? Does he think he's cool or a hero if he does that?

What a joke.

"Where's bendy?" here, but he doesn't wanna be.

"Under a table, he's fine.." taking a few breaths in, glancing at the demon..kind of suspiciously but it was just a glance, the feeling went away almost immediately.

"Who even were they?" She asked. Tired. She didn't even move, why is she tired? All the work was from the rest of the group and her silly spells.

"I don't know, tree princess. Some weirdos."

"covered in ink.."

"Some didn't even look like a person though! They.. it's like they were made of ink!" they say the truth, yet they keep denying it once they say the rest of the words.

"Yeah. this place is dangerous. We need to go." a joy in this torment of a studio?

"But boris-"

"SCREW BORIS! We can't even save him anymore! He's cussing dead! I saw him cut open earlier! There's no one else to save! There's nothing to save him! So let's just get bendy out from under the table and go!" the tallest cup shouted. Ouch. and he snapped as well.

Amusing at best, but honestly, he doesn't care.

"..what?"

"Bori- you...you knew? You knew?! You knew Boris was here- and- and you didn't say anything until now?! You- y- Boris is dead and- and-"

"I couldn't do anything about it! he was already like this when I found him!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! Boris is-you could've-! I-" Tears and a mix of emotions that can't be fully described.

Tears from a girl, ugly crying without any shame. She doesn't have time for that, as she's busy crying over a stranger with the face of someone she knew.

silence, grieving silence.

"...bendy, look. I-..I wanted to tell you, but-" finally, the one who broke this news to everyone spoke, voice so soft and empathetic it was weird seeing him talk like that.

but he wasn't talking to no one anyway, there was no one there.

"...bendy?"

[katethevampire]

All right so the new episodes just came out like 20 minutes ago for me (oh yeah me from the future here it ended up taking me about 3 hours to finish watching the episodes cuz I kept pausing to write stuff in between so uh yeah lol) so everything under the cut will be my live reaction to everything. I'll add time stamps so you know where I'm at in the episodes. I can guarantee you that I will be sticking to my promise about potentially eating paper if I'm wrong about Sir Pentious not dying. Which honestly now I'm not sure if anyone will die, it was pretty much confirmed in a live stream that angel dust isn't going to be the one to die so my money is on one of the Angels. Also I'm using voice to text and while I'll try and fix any misspellings or wrong words I might miss them.

LOTS OF SWEARING PROBABLY also I very much abuse capslock

EPISODE 7

00:51- I love Sir Pentious looking at Keke I just thought I should mention that

01:03- OH MY GOD NO KEKE MOVED TO HIS LAP AND HE'S PETTING HER I LOVE HIM SM

01:10 aw Alastor was sleepy you guys woke him up!

01:22- I CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE RAZZLE AND DAZZLE BEING CUTE CHARLIE IS CRYING

01:29- he did the gay little hand thing

01:50- okay so I've already seen this part because of the small leak but I cannot get over the fact that Alastor has his shoes on the bed!! Like man take those off you're getting it dirty!!!!

01:59- mfs kicking his feet on the bed acting like a high school girl about to ask out her crush on the phone at a sleepover like dude you're a serial killer you can't do this to me 😭 also I should probably slow down cuz I'm making an update literally every 2 seconds

02:18 BROS CHECKING HIS NAILS AND DOING THAT POSE WHILE MAKING FUN OF HER ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE UNINTENTIONALLY MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS 💀💀💀 so fruity i love

2:33- Alasto be like "it's called masking deary. Ever heard of it?"

2:44- if he wasn't saying this in such an evil manner right now I'd be saying he's so me frfr

3:07- what do I even say to that line. He popped off but also like respectfully I think I've heard a third grader say the exact same thing

3:53- OKAY SO I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN LOOK AT THIS FRAME, this could easily be the profile picture for someone's film review channel and I'm not 100% sure that people will understand what I mean by that unless you know a very specific person

04:38- Alastor is in his hat man era

4:33- okay so a few things, thank you subtitles for telling me that the music is edgy I feel like just the word tense would have worked on its own but I appreciate it nonetheless. Number two, I don't like seeing the girlies be mad at each other :(

05:34 I will support my boy Sir Pentious through and through he did nothing wrong!!

06:54- not the voice I was expecting for Rosie but pop up Queen she speaks the truth

07:24- ROSIE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE ALASTOR. Also his confusion, I love him so much

11:04- she's kind of like that one Pokemon

Ad time!- I DON'T CARE ABOUT VITAMIN PILLS THAT DOUBLE MY LIFESPAN

11:13- catabettes! Cannibals and catabettes!!! This is going into my vocabulary from now on. Also this frame that I paused at I love her face.

11:57- ugh, susan. All my homies hate Susan

12:54- I have a dream, I'm here to cause a scandal in the cannibal square

13:37- :( well it wasn't obvious to me I just thought the x over the eye was to look cool :(

14:35- SONG FUCK YEAH

15:26 If this song came out years ago I know for a fact there would have been an undertale parody version of it. Also I just got a cosmic brownie and some chocolate milk let's go guys we're eating good tonight

16:00 HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CAN JUST GROW BACK HER WINGS

16:30- therapist Rosie is not something I thought I'd be seeing today but honestly I love it. Also I don't think I'm going to be able to finish these episodes today because I'm only a little over 15 minutes through and I've been watching for like almost over half an hour and also I just realized that what if Lucifer is the one that dies?

18:12 ALASTOR GAVE HER HIS MICROPHONE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A BAJILLION CRYING PIECES RAHHHHHH

19:38 I'm going crazy I'm going insane right now bro literally what how I don't know what to say I love this act I don't know, it's just really good I don't know what to say like this is cool I don't I DON'T KNOW! IT'S I I LIKE IT everybody in cannibal town is cool and I like them and it's like 10 seconds later now and they're literally So based like free food like so me I don't know I'm just rambling at this point

20:56 ALASTOR AND ROSIE'S LITTLE DANCE THEIR LITTLE TIPPY TAPS OH MY GOD YES

21:06- alastor, you know it's not right to make someone your political puppet. Your little dances are cute though so I'll allow it for now.

I don't know why it thought I was speaking Spanish for a second but anyways that episode was really cute and good and I liked it but I'm also scared for the next episode cuz like now I'm wondering is someone actually going to die or were people just lying. I feel like either Adam is going to be the one to die or it's going to be Lucifer cuz they mentioned a lot in the previous episode about how Charlie needs to take up the throne and get ready to take her place on the throne like why does she need to take her place on the throne? Isn't that her dad's job??? Please don't kill Lucifer off please please please 🙏 also I'm still not on board and probably will never will be on the whole political puppet thing. Like I just know I just have a feeling in my bones that alastor's favor is going to be something like "Let me be the ruler of hell lololol" or something anyways

EPISODE 8

01:01-Why are you watching other men get fucked?🤨 (/j)

01:19 🥺 I love 🥺 I oove him so 🥺 so much 🥺🥺🥺 does he have a spatula like spongebob

02:02- wait so how is Vox watching them like does he have bug cameras in the air like those little guys in v3 (woah now I have to put a Danganronpa spoiler on this)

03:42 SOFT ALASTOR FANFICTION WRITERS QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

04:18- I'm not even the biggest huskerdust shipper but awwwww also I don't ship him with anyone but I just want to see Sir Pentious happy pleaseeee also the little Melody of loser baby in the background

04:48- ugh I am clutching my heart right now Sir Pentious is my SON and I LOVE HIM

04:58- what the fuck that ao3 tag was canon this WHOLE TIME???? WHEN DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?????

05:05- I told you angel dust wasn't going to die

05:38- it's like the song but different! Reprise it's called a reprise also is Mimzy gonna come back

07:15- Vox, you know that you guys are going to die if they lose too right?

Okay I can't timestamp this cuz I'll just be pausing every 2 seconds but just know that everything I'm saying after this is from 07:52 to whatever number I put after later right here->09:47

Okay, so this might be a weird comparison but you know like My Little pony Battle scenes? This feels like that in the very best way possible where they have the scenes with all the different characters fighting with the different music.

Oh my God yes Cherry bomb and angel dust I love them also that was a fire transition also I JUST NOTICED THAT SIR PENTIOUS HAT ALSO HAS THE EYE DOES HE JUST HAVE I HATS FOR EVERY OCCASION

Uh oh Adams angry he's going to do a my hero academia

Oh shit it actually worked that's not good.

I TOLD YOU I CALLED IT VOX IS HORNY

Oh my God that is such a cool shot guys someone should make that frame of Alastor their computer background

OH MY GOD WHOEVER ANIMATED THAT SCENE I LOVE YOU I'M LITERALLY GIVING YOU A METAPHORICAL KISS ON THE MOUTH IN THE PLATONIC SENSE ALASTOR LOOKED SO COOL

Guys I think Adam's going to die

😨 okay so Alastor's microphone just broke and I paused it to add that emoji but as I did the people I live with got home so I'm going to have to pause it for there? I'll update if I get prime working on my phone. Also isn't alastor's microphone alive? Maybe that's the character that died.

Update: all right I got it set up on my phone about 30 minutes later now we're resuming

09:47- okay so I think it's interesting that Alastor pretty much lost all his powers as soon as his microphone broke, my guess is probably that whoever has his soul (lilith, eve, or anyone else) gave the mic to him.

09:53- I like the detail that Alastor is still smiling even though he literally just got slammed against the wall, also Vox has the biggest hate boner for Alastor like

10:02- Alastor: "Have to disagree with you there, radio's not dead." Hun you are bleeding out I'm sorry but I don't think you can gaslight girlboss your way out of this one, also I'm sorry to tell you but the only thing they play on my local radio station now besides music is like, a show that's only on at like 7 in the morning where people call to complain about how their husband wraps Christmas presents

10:38- haha silly also EGGS!!

10:43- NO WAIT MY BRAIN DIDN'T REGISTER THAT THAT EGG WAS CRACKED THEY KILLED THE FUCKING EGG!!!!!! Angel, kill them.

11:12- no no no Sir Pentious you better not I don't want to eat paper

11:21- good for him

11:44- NO GOD DAMN IT PLEASE HAVE A REVEAL THAT ALASTOR OR LUCIFER OR SOMEONE ELSE SAVED HIM PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏 I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

12:03- okay this is really cool but is he actually dead cuz I'll legitimately be really sad if so

12:50- *that one vine* "*gasp* Adam."

13:23- KILL HIS ASS CHARLIE

14:12 yes Vaggie, queen shit

SIR PENTIOUS ARE YOU DEAD /J OR /SRS?????

14:35 I KNEW IT I KNOW HE WAS GOING TO COME BACK I MEAN I GOT KIND OF SPOILED CUZ I I SAW THE COVER OF THE EPISODE BUT WOAH 10/10 ENTRANCE

14:44- gasp! His face!

15:00- he is, so stupid. I love him.

15:51-okay I went quiet for a minute cuz there were so much happening but oh my God what do I even say this is just so cool also I don't know if this is intentional or not but the blood stain on Charlie's hair is shaped like an apple

16:34- NIFFTY RAHHHHHHH

17:08- wait okay I had a brief thought that maybe lute was actually Eve but I think I'm wrong on that

17:13- Sir Pentious would've liked pancakes :((((((

Ad Time! I don't care about hard Rock Cafe I just want to know whether or not Sir Pentious is actually dead please I'm going through all the stages of grief right now and Brandan Rogers just came on my screen as Katie killjoy please

18:04- Keke :(

Oh my God they're going to find him in the rubble right? ... Right?? Right guys right???????

18:10- fat nuggets survived that's good I see a rock that looks suspiciously shaped like Sir Pentious military hat whoa guys I wonder if that means anything and it looks like it's up like someone is standing? Whoa I wonder if they'll check behind that rock please

18:16- wait is he actually dead I'm genuinely about to cry

19:16- I am not crying about his death until the episode ends I am not crying until it is 100% CONFIRMED that he died

20:50- omg alastor's alive, he's in his Jack's skeleton era that means that maybe Sir Pentious is also-

21:08- friends :) he said friends just saying

22:04- I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU THAT BY DYING IT WAS JUST A CHARACTER BEING REDEEMED I TOLD YOU I'M SO SMART I'M NOT EATING PAPER HAHAHAHAHA I'M THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE HE'S NOT DEAD MY SNAKE BOY ISN'T DEAD HOW DID I GET SO ATTACHED TO HIM I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE HIM YES I CAN'T EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW I'M GENUINELY SO HAPPY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY I WAITED UNTIL THE VERY END TO CRY ABOUT HIM I KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO BE DEAD THEY WOULDN'T KILL HIM OFF THEY WOULDN'T KILL MY SNAKE BOY OFF JUST LIKE THAT

22:34- you're telling me Lilith was just doing hot girl shit on the beach for 7 years.

[makoxxlip]

How do you think Makorra would occur in Season 3 and 4, with themes like Korra's PTSD and Mako & Bolin finding their family?

I genuinely think b3 is already good how is it, especially with how much action there's in it so there's not that much place for the rest, but Makorra still here even if it's mostly casual and the post break up context.

There's doubts and tension especially from Mako's side. But Korra is constantly reassuring him through some affectionately actions and words "You're part of team avatar. " and Mako still truly care about Korra and despite being awkward around her (due to still romantic feelings, but that's on my interpretation even if theses two were obviously baited until the very end) he's still her white knight constantly protecting her (fought the red lotus, making up plan for her to be safe despite putting himself in danger, plan to find her back..) like he always did since the beginning, showing how extreme their relationships status could change, they'll always care and deeply need each other.

They're truly a such cool lovers to exes positive representation, I'm glad for it 🙏🏽

but here comes b4...

tbh even with that one book I don't have that much to say outside that ending, cuz once again we got major Makorra moments- he literally accompanied her during a major step in her recovery journey? (facing Zaheer) Telling her how he got dead worried and was actually mad at her for not updating him? His part in the remembrance episode being just him ranting about how Korra is incredible, amazing, spectacular, show stopping, totally unique, never the same- and how she moved his whole world and inspired him, to the point he unhesitatingly sacrificed himself in the b4 finale directly paralleling Korra's sacrifice in b3 finale.

And with that last sentence I want to bring back my problem with that end and also the comics.

Makorra literally share a such specific and traumatic same experience through these sacrifices, which is being disabled and partially losing their skills while being used to be very talented, even prodigies, benders and fighters... but they did NOTHING of it ignoring Mako's trauma, acting like Korra is all 'healed' also ignoring her trauma too cuz let's be real 'korra alone' was FAR from enough, and their relationship in general, especially in the comics, destroying what they build since b1 making Korra and Mako so distant (Korra not caring about Mako's arm while she literally lived the same experience he's going through) They could help and heal together understanding e/o so well.

So my main complain will be mostly that and post b4 in general and how Makorra straight up got wasted and just loose a godly storyline over whatever bs we got instead.

Now on Mako and Bolin's fam path of plot, I don't think Korra was necessary in it since it's really focused on the bros unused back story, which I hope will be digged even more later.

That's it i guess. Hope I actually answered your question 🫶🏽

[kennyomegasweave]

My live thoughts on The Sign Special Episode

Let's go!

IS MY BABY DEAD IN THE FIRST GODDAMN TWO MINUTES AND THE HOT CAPTAIN TOO??? Oh wait, it’s one of Tharn's dreams that hasn't come true yet.

I'm dying at Tharn waking up from a terrible dream where three of his homies are dead/hella fucked up, and Phaya's just like "what about some dick to start the day?" I know he's stayed on that man every day since he came back.  FUCKING RIGHT UP ON THE DOOR??? NASTY ASS. I love that for Tharn. I love that for Phaya. I love that for me. 

OH A FINE ASS WOMAN CAPTAIN HAS SHOWN UP ACCUSING THE FINE ASS MAN CAPTAIN OF STEALING HER CASE They have ~tension~ are they exes? Cause damn the fine ass Captain is reading her down. No matter what happens, I am choosing to believe they're exes cause like this feels ~personal~ 

Aww there's a cute little baby here. And everyone is just watching her cry and talking about her like she's not right in front of them. Can someone act like they've seen a child before? Damn. lol Oh fuck my boy is gonna talk to her, and I love him, but I know he’s about to make it worse. Well I guess Thongthai ain't getting a baby anytime soon cause Khem just made this little girl cry. lol At least Mayris hugged the baby. But I am crying at the fact that the room was obviously full of Team No Kids cause they had no idea what to do with a crying kid. 

Yai being all "aww don't be worried about me, I got people looking out for me" is, in fact, making me worried. lol Not Phaya getting jealous of Yai. That is his brother!

Khem and Thongthai coming up with the gossip! I love one messy ass couple. That's how you know they've been together too long cause they're just here for the mess. Not Tharn and Phaya going in on gender inequality and KhemThongthai standing there like ...well we just wanted to gossip but now we feel bad. 😬😬😬

As always, I'm crying that Khem and Thongthai are not only allowed to work together, but on the same team. Khem is just touching him all the time and calling him baby. That's not professional in the office, not at all. And they've been like that for 14 years, I know this in my spirit. At least Phaya and Tharn handle their shit better. lol

Okay. Phaya. Tharn is telling you how sad he was when all his people died and he mentioned his asshole bestie and you're just trying to fuck away your jealously. Phaya please. Also, there is a traumatized baby girl in the next room? Let's not. And okay. I get what Phaya means, and I absolutely hated how stupid Tharn was about Chalothon, but that man was in his life for like two decades. He's gonna come up and it's really not that cute for Phaya to be mad about it. 

Phaya is really out here trying to get his dick wet while this traumatized little girl is locked in an unfamiliar house with unfamiliar people. Not the time bro. lol

PLEASE DON'T POINT GUNS AT THE CHILD. Thank you Tharn for having sense. So far it seems like Tharn and Mayris are the only two people who have ever been around a child before. Which is wild cause Phaya has a baby sister that I thought was significantly younger than him. 

Okay that was a good move to bring the cat in. Cats make everything better. One point to Phaya.  Aww this little baby. She's only speaking English. So she's even more out of her element. 

Phaya was just watching Tharn with that baby and def wants that man to have his babies now.

Aww poor sweet baby girl. She doesn't want to sleep alone. If y'all don't get in that bed and sleep with her.

GET HIM THARN YOU CAN BE THE DAD AND HE'S THE MOM Oh Phaya pulled the uno reverse and said "that's cool, I can be the mom and you can be the dad." And honestly yeah. Phaya would have Tharn's babies if he could, I believe that. He just wants Tharn with a baby now however possible. JELLYFISH NICKNAME MENTIONED YES

I appreciate Phaya's garuda brother being like "I did help you but you caused these problems, so you have to deal with them the most." A beautiful representation of an older/younger sibling relationship.

Phaya's phone be ringing for eight years. It should have gone to voicemail by then.

Oh the hot lady Captain is in a leather jacket. My god. I'm so gay.

I do love how Phaya earlier was like THARN IT'S JUST A DREAM and now Tharn is like "your dream MIGHT be important but let's just WAIT." Like these two men aren't reincarnated gods and Tharn didn't spend a whole year in the naga world. 

NOT YAI AND KHEM. KHEM WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY YOU WERE A SWIMMER. Like I know he is but like. Baby. Why would they have sent Khem for this mission? That is my baby but he is not bright. Like. What the fuck was this plan. Also they're talking all kinds of shit about the plan knowing the building has cameras? Like. I'm sorry my stomach is IN KNOTS.

This is WAY TOO TENSE for me okay. Why on god's green earth did they send the dumbest two in to do recon??? I assume it's cause they're the strongest but like. I don't like this. Not at all. They’re dumb! And not good actors! They're gonna get caught out!

(But damn at least I get to see Gap's body. Cause that man is fine as fuck and fit as hell.)

NO WHAT DID THAT MAN GET ON HIS PHONE. Like okay I'm not scared for Phaya, Tharn, and Deeni cause they're not gonna kill a baby. But my babies Khem and Yai, however, those are grown ass men so you know. I don't want to dance, I'm scared to death.

HE JUST TURNED OFF THE LIVE FEED. Oh my fuck. They know they're cops. I am fighting for my fucking life.

Okay so this crack team is just gonna go in three deep? God this team really just has no brain cells, it should be the hot lady Captain leading cause Captain Akk just like. Doesn't have the best plans. You gotta bring more than THREE dudes against a tio in that shirt. Cause now everybody is disarmed and captured. 

HE'S MAKING KHEM AND YAI FIGHT TO THE DEATH??? IN FRONT OF HIS MAN??? OR THREATENING TO KILL THE OTHERS OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOT THONGTHAI IN THE LEG. Khem is def gonna have to fight now and like. NOT KHEM HITTING YAI AND SAYING SORRY. AND YAI TRYING TO BE LIKE KHEM DON'T WAIT STOP. Yai baby. He has to. It's Thongthai. That's his baby. 

Captain Akk is standing there stuck and restrained looking dumb. Like yeah baby maybe you shouldn’t have a damn married couple of like 14 years on your team? Especially when it was already shown that they can't really be objective about each other. (See: Khem getting shot and Thongthai useless for the last battle)

Okay now we're at the start. Those three aren't dead but Yai and Khem are still captured. But damn these three are all beat. So Khem had to see his man get shot AND beat? Guys. Thongthai can't be rational about this. I'm glad he called Phaya out about that. Captain Akk still sitting there like "maybe I shouldn't have picked a married couple for my team."

Okay Captain Akk. Baby. Let Captain Achara help. I don't know what your beef with her is. But it's not noble babe.

I'm sorry not Thongthai standing there beaten with a shot leg. He really wouldn't be much help here. But I get why he's there. He NEEDS to not only see his man, but get him back himself.

Oh yes god. Is she gonna switch the flash drives? MY QUEEN.

Phaya's garuda brother FTW!

I'm sorry. Yai got his ass beat like ten hours ago and is now hand to hand fighting. Yes Khem! Kiss your man and then go kick some ass!

Is this man and his turtleneck a tiger man (never 4get)??? Why is he growling? Phaya, please. It's time for your garuda powers to activate babe. Get those wings boo.

Yes! He has his wings! Or his brother's wings, I don't know which. But still. Wings baby! Wings!

YES QUEEN SHOOT HIM MULTIPLE TIMES SHOOT HIS CORPSE I WON'T TELL 

Of course Yai is calling Sand. I love that.

Aww, Deeni hugging and saying goodbye to Tharn and Phaya. 

I don’t like kid fic, but in my HEART, I know these two adopt a baby at some point. I know in my SPIRIT.

Did Singh just call Mayris a box bitch? That’s why he’s the single pringle cause my girl was looking fine as hell in that swimsuit.

(GAP'S DICK IN THESE SWIM TRUNKS. I eagerly await that gifset.)

WHY IS THARN IN A BANANA HAMMOCK???

This Avengers Assemble ass ending shot. It's so cheesy. I love it so much.

And on that note, we are done. I had a very good time during this episode. Did the plot make any sense? Not really. But it didn’t really in the show either so I mean. I got everyone looking great and everyone happy and in love and shit at the end. I got Thongthai losing his shit over Khem and, to me, that was worth my $16. I also got a hot ass lady captain running around in a leather jacket. I won.

[mysticbeaver]

I mentioned to @fish-bowl-2 I had an idea for a short mistletoe-centered fic lying by the wayside. Thanks for prodding me to do this, it was a bit tough and I spent too long on this silly thing 🥴 but enjoy the read! (or not)

(The characters are older teens in this)

It Is the Tradition

The front door was opened by a beaming Nazz, not-so-Christmas-y music coming from inside the house.

“Heeeyyy, Snazzy… where’s the partyyyy?

“It’s right here, baby!!!”

Standing right behind his partner, Edd opted for a milder “Greetings”, earning a courteous nod from her.

"Has Ed arrived already?"

“Yeah! He’s…” She glanced back inside and giggled. “He’s showing off his dance moves to Kevin and Rolf, actually.”

She let them in and led them to the living room.

“Hey, people… congrats, Ed, you came early.” Eddy punched his arm. “I guess you get an extra present for this."

"Oooh, I can't wait to see..." He skipped in place with excitement.

Eddy moved on to the other two guests with a wicked smile.

“So tell me, handsome...” He reached up and patted the tall farmer’s stubbled cheek. “Didya get any Christmas present for your boyfriend?”

Rolf’s eyes widened. “Boy… friend?”

Swallowing awkardly, Kevin forced a sneer. “Tch! The comedian’s here… the only gay couple around right now is you guys.”

Edd rolled his eyes to hide his embarrassment.

“I see the well-wishing Christmas regards are being regularly exchanged… very reassuring.”

Eddy checked his fingernails absent-mindedly. “It gets kinda lonely, Kev... I was hoping we could strike up a club!"

“Ech…” Kevin stuck out his tongue. “Mind your own business. Can’t dudes be bros for once? Rolf and me, man…” He gave a strong pat on his friend’s back.

“We’re total bros, ain’t that right, Rolfo?”

“Oh, y-yes, Kevin! Eh…” Rubbing his neck, he made a finger-gun gesture. “Righteous, as you say!”

“Huhuh, Kevo’s taught ya well! Been spending lotsa time together, I see…”

“Rolf’s mom made Kevin that sweater, guys!” Nazz walked in the room with a tray of eggnog glasses. “Isn’t that sweet?”

“Y-yeah!” Kevin put a hand on his hip. “Rolf’s parents are just cool like that.”

The short Ed squinted at them. “Eeehh... I got my eye on you…” He glanced at Nazz with a wink and she winked back at him knowingly.

Kevin decided to focus his attention on Ed, who was shifting his legs and feet along to the music, and with a certain intensity to boot.

"Ain’t gonna lie… ya got some good moves, dude!”

“Hehehe, thanks, Ke-whoa!” SLAM!

Ed fell to the ground with a booming thump - in his fun, he’d managed to tie his shoes together through sheer foot-shifting.

“Wow, yer complimenting Ed now? It sure is Christmas time!”

“Hey, Eddy?" Nazz tugged at his arm. "Could you help me in the kitchen a moment? You always say you're good with food...”

“Hehe, just tell me what you need, honey.”

He licked his lips the moment they walked into the kitchen.

“Huh, I don’t think this needs any help.”

“No, actually…”, she whispered, getting closer to him.

“I need another kind of help… those two are driving me mad!” She waved her arms at him, frustrated.

“Who? You mean…” He let out a wheezy laugh. “I getcha... listen, I'll give ya five bucks if you can just get them under the mistletoe, right now.”

"How?"

"Double Dee once told me about, uh... the easiest solution being the best one! It was called, uh, someone's razor, or something like that..." He rubbed his forehead.

"Occam?"

He stared at her in surprise. "You know this stuff?"

"...It's basic philosophy, dude."

He frowned silently for a moment. "Whatever...", he muttered, reaching for one of the treats on the table. "Mmm, yumm-OW!"

She slapped his hand. "Don't steal!"

"Just one...", he pleaded.

"First we have to execute... Operation Mistletoe!" She laughed.

While Ed and Kevin were trying to convince Edd to dance, Rolf peeked for the umpteenth time at the mistletoe hanging down from the rear archway - he’d been eyeing it since his arrival, and he finally took advantage of the commotion to absent himself and examine it. He moved under it, rubbing his stubbled chin as he inspected the decoration with doubtful eyes.

“Mmm... Rolf is not fooled by the false ornament…”

Edd overheard his mumbling and laughed lightly.

“...hey, Ed, check this out…”

He left Ed and Kevin to trade moves and walked up to the perplexed farmer.

“It’s a fake mistletoe, isn't it? Of course you’d be bothered, Rolf.”

“Yes, it is not a real… mistletoe, as it goes in English. You people like to do forgery of plants, yes? Rolf will never understand…”

Edd shrugged. “Well… sometimes one requires an easy decoration for festivities. The symbolic meaning is what’s important, and this is one of the hallmark symbols of Christmas, after all.”

He saw Rolf was clearly puzzled by his last statement.

“Oh! Are you not familiar with the delightful mistletoe custom?”

Rolf shook his head. “In Rolf’s homeland, it is used in winter solstice celebrations… but what does it have to do with the celebration of senseless spending of consumer goods?"

"Um..."

"Gee, that sounds like something you'd say, Sockhead!"

Edd shushed him with a wave of his arm and collected himself. “Ah, Rolf, well..." He proudly stuck a finger up, jumping at the opportunity to teach something to Rolf.

“It’s a tradition which started in Victorian England, in the nineteenth century. It’s quite simple, really. When two, ehm…partners stand under the mistletoe, well…” He fidgeted with his hands. “They have to kiss each other. That’s it.” He shrugged and chuckled shyly.

“Aahhh…” Rolf leaned his head back in understanding. “Rolf’s ears like this meeting-of-mouths-ritual!” He laughed heartily.

Nazz caught Kevin staring vacantly at his ‘buddy’ and went to pinch his cheek, startling him out of his trance.

“Earth to Kevin…”, she whispered, before grabbing him by the shoulders.

“Sorry, Kev… you’ll thank me for this later.”

She suddenly threw him as hard as she could towards Rolf, making him bump roughly into his taller companion. Rolf had to hold him to keep him from tumbling to the ground - they exchanged confused glances before turning to Nazz.

“W-what the hell was that for???”

“Guuuyyysss…”

Beaming, she pointed above their heads. They looked up, and then at each other. Rolf was still holding him, and both their faces went tomato red.

“Uh? N-no way, dude!”, Kevin stuttered, freeing himself from the grasp.

“Ah-ah-ah, you can’t back out of it, Boxhead!”

“You were right, Eddy”, Nazz laughed. “It was that easy!”

"What are you-" Kevin gasped, suddenly feeling Rolf’s hand on his back, pulling him way too close to his face. The farmer scowled defensively at the others.

“The son of a shepherd will not let our honor be mocked! The tradition will be respected."

Mouth agape, Kevin lost his voice completely when Rolf turned to him again.

“We will show loudmouth Ed-boy and go-go-Nazz-girl, yes?” Grinning, he wiggled his mono-brow seductively before closing the distance between them.

Nazz squealed while Eddy erupted in incredulous cackling.

“Way to shut him up, Rolfy!”

Ed started clapping, soon infecting the others - even Edd couldn’t help but join in the scene. Rolf finally pulled away with a proud smile spreading on his blushing face.

“Hohoho! Many thanks, my friends! Many thanks…” He bowed dramatically to them.

Nazz whooped. “It was about time, you guys!”

“Kevo’s still reeling! Hahaha!”

Dazed, he saw Nazz wiggling her hand at the short Ed, a satisfied smirk on her face - he took out a five-dollar note and eagerly handed it to her.

“W-what the…”, Kevin sputtered. Feeling steam come out of his ears, he pointed a finger at the two accomplices.

“Is this a prank??? ‘Cause I swear…”

Rolf looked at him with a hurt expression. “Did you not enjoy Rolf's kiss?"

Kevin pouted, arms crossed. "Not if it's a joke!" He glanced up at him. “Wait… you’re not kidding?”

Rolf’s frown melted into a reassuring smile.

“But of course, Rolf is not jesting, Kevin-boy!”

Kevin still glared at him. "Alright, then..."

He let his friend pull him in and kiss him softly once more.

“Awww, guys!”

“HOORAY FOR KEVIN AND ROOOOLF!!!"

“Dammit, Lumpy, ya didn’t have to burst my eardrum!”

As the two under the mistletoe separated again, Kevin looked at their audience and finally cracked a sheepish smile. He turned back to Rolf, who responed with a similarly goofy grin.

“It is the tradition, yes?”

[solbylovely]

when i saw you - daniel larusso x reader

Warning : SMUT! ,making out,cunnglius.

summary : when daniel sees you in a half shirt and short shorts (with a bikini under) for the first time

requested : no

it was the first day of school in 12th grade "gosh I hate school" I got ready you wore your fav rock band tee shirt and grey sweatpants with your fav shoes your friends waited for you in school "hey y/n" "hey y/f/n" "how was summer" "fun! I met a new boy" "is he cute?" "Well, you can say that." I saw daniel down the hall "Daniel!" "is that him?" "yes" "he is cute but johnny Lawrence is so fine"

"ugh not this again"

"What?"

"johnny likes me not you and you can have him"

"your so lucky he likes you"

"naw I hate him he bullied daniel"

"no, he didn't"

"he did so I was there he was mad because I was hanging out with him"

"bro that's so dumb"

"you're allowed to move on"

ok so I dated johnny Lawrence he was such a jerk and now I have a new crush

"Daniel!"

"hey y/n"

"These are my friends"

"y/f/n"

"y/o/f/n"

"and y/o/f/n"

"hi nice to meet you"

"y/n talks about you a lot"

"shut up daniel!" I poke him

"Does she say nice things?"

"yes and no"

"ok I talk crap about you liking johnny"

"I knew it!"

"y/f/n/n chill" the bell rang

"ok, I got to head to class" I head to biology walked in, and saw johnny I have to find my name at a seat I have to sit next to johnny. oh I hate my life

"heyyy y/n"

"hey johnny"

I rolled my eyes man I hated him

"don't roll your eyes at me"

"oh johnny stop and get over me I don't fucking love you anymore I love daniel"

"daniel the freak"

"he's better than you"

"you wish"

"oh no I'm not I know he is"

"god you're a bitch" I slapped him across the face

"wtf?"

"what? call me a bitch one more time I do some karate on your ass"

"bitch.."

"oh you asked for it"

I fought he try to block it but he moved his arm and was trying to break it

"do want me to break it?"

"no! pls no"

"and also I don't give two shits about strike first, strike hard, no mercy shit"

I pushed his arm back "your lucky I didn't break it" after class I saw daniel in the hall and girls were flirting with him

"daniel hey"

"who's she?"

"my girlfriend" his girlfriend??

we walked away "your girlfriend??"

"look y/n I needed to get out there"

"It's fine daniel"

"y/n can I ask you something?"

"yeah go ahead"

"Will you be my girlfriend?" I look over to see a mad johnny

"yes! yes! yes! ofc I will!"

I give him a peck on the lips

he started blushing "come on Danny boy let's go"

"ok y/n tell me something about you," daniel asked

"ok I'm y/h (your height)"

"I like y/f/r/b (your fav rock band)" "And umm I know karate"

"Those are some cool things"

"the karate is from mr.miyagi" "I practice with him too!" "your joking!"

"I'm not" after school gosh, I finally get to go home I walk outside of the school doors and see daniel kissing a girl trying to push her away.

"get off of him now." I push her to the ground and grab daniel

"thanks for the help"

"you could've done karate"

"I would never touch a girl" I saw johnny coming this way

"daniel let's get going" I pull his hand and started running johnny running too I get into my car and drive off and johnny and his friends get on their motorcycles

I'm at my house now and johnny and his friends hop off their motorcycles

"get off my property"

"why?? your dating daniel?" he pulls me in tight and kisses me I kick him in the balls

"oww tf"

"get out"

"you are great."

"Thanks, daniel" man he was hot and it was hot out I should go for a swim in the pool

"Daniel I'm gonna go outside"

"ok"

I go upstairs and change into

with this outfit over

I went down the stairs and daniel stared at me I threw swim trunks at him

"thanks." he went to the bathroom and put them on he came out of the bathroom

"wow you look good." I started to blush

"are you blushing" "

what? no!"

we go outside to the pool

"it's nighttime already?"

"oh well."

"it's still nice out."

I take off my clothes and jump into the pool.

"daniel! come on in." he jumps in and he goes under and goes back up i put my hands around his shoulders and kiss him on the lips and he kisses back

"Daniel i'm sorry..."

"it's fine y/n.." he kisses me again and i kiss back it starts to turn into a heated make out session

"oh Daniel..please fuck me.."

"are you sure?"

"very.." i kiss him once more and we go inside and water is all over the kitchen now.

we go to my room and we start making out again Daniel starts kissing down my neck thank god my mom is at work.

"Daniel.."

"please just fuck me already!"

"are you sure" "yes!" i yell he starts to take down his swimming trunks.

his dick hit his stomach "you ready?"

"yes" then takes my bikini bottoms down and he touches me "wet already sweet heart?" he goes down to my pussy.

he started to eat me out he licked up and down and then went in circles "daniel...oh" he sticked his tongue in my hole.

*about 4 mins later*

my orgasm came "daniel!!"

"please just stick it in already"

he then put it near my entrance and slowly stuck it in "oh daniel go faster please." he sped up his pace "y/n! you feel so good."

he was moving a quick-fast pace "god daniel!" i was getting close "daniel i'm getting close..." "me too"

"oh god daniel i'm so close!"

"me too!"

our orgasm wash over us

daniel rolls over me

we are both breathing heavy

"god daniel your so much better than johnny.." i breathed out

"i know i am.." got up and found an out to put on after then shower

(yes there from shein i love shein.)

after the shower daniel got his to.

without the socks

"goodnight y/n" he then cuddled into me.

"goodnight daniel.."

[howlinchickhowl]

this was not what i intended to write today, but i got caught up in the mickey x lip best bro-ship madness (thanks to @gardenerian, @baguetteslut, @celestialmickey) and inspired by the @galladrabbles prompt for this week from @flamingbluepanda, and this happened! It is not exactly 100 words long...but it is 6.7 times as long as that, so I feel like that counts?? maybe?? Right?!

anyway, whatever it is, it's here:

They're clearing away after dinner when Lip and Tami show up.

“Where’s the kids?” Lip asks, pulling Ian into a one-armed hug and dropping a couple of knitting patterns on the table with a nod in Mickey’s direction.

“Tory’s room.” Mickey replies, all three of them had piled in there as soon as the last piece of pizza was gone. “Where’s your hair?” 

Self-conscious, Lip scrubs one hand over his very closely-shaven head, a head that had had at least a half a head of hair on it this morning when Mickey had dropped Tory off for the school run. 

“Ah”, Lip ducks his head with that squinting grimace he does, “the guy got a little excited.”

Tami snorts from over by the stove where she is picking pieces of zucchini out of the salad, and Lip shoots her a sharp glare. 

“He found a gray hair.” She announces to the room, seemingly unaware of the daggers Lip is throwing her way. “Had a mid-life crisis in the car this morning, it was a whole big thing.”

“Christ Tami!”

“What? I was gonna ending up telling Ian later after a couple of drinks anyway, and you know he would tell Mickey, I don’t know why you pretend you can keep secrets.” 

Lip rolls his eyes with a huff and skirts around the table to go say hi to the kids. Ian winces with second-hand guilt as he goes. Mickey and Tami just meet each other’s eyes and shrug. 

“You ready to go?” Tami asks Ian, her feet clearly itching in her dancing shoes. His husband nods and gathers his wallet, jacket and keys, giving Mick a peck on the cheek and ushering her out the door. 

It’s a few minutes before Lip emerges from the bedroom, salad’s all boxed up and Mickey’s popped a beer while he puts the last of the dishes away.

He stops at the edge of the kitchen area, hands shoved in his back pockets, and they regard each other for a moment, quiet.

“What’s up Grandpa?” Mickey says eventually, just to cut through the weirdness.  He’s trying to keep it light, he learned nearly a decade ago that shitting on Lip is no fun when it actually makes him feel shitty. 

“Fuck off Mickey.” Lip grumbles, not quite in the pit of despair yet, though clearly sensitive. 

Mickey wonders how he’ll feel, when his time comes. Or Ian’s. If Lip’s there now they can’t be far behind. He’s growing thick wiry hairs in new places and sneezing so loud you could wake his entire army of dead nazi relatives. He’s ageing. They all are. And it’s hard to know how to feel about it.  

They are quiet, and his eyes drift to the box sitting by the balcony doors, delivered yesterday and yet to be opened. Assorted yarn from some dead lady’s knitting stores, he’d paid six bucks for it on ebay without knowing what was in it. That’s the kind of shit he did these days. Old Man Milkovich, buying yarn on the internet to share with his Geriatric Gallagher brother-in-law. If his fifteen year old self could see him now.

“Hey uh, estate sale lucky dip thing got delivered yesterday.” 

“Oh yeah?” Lip looks relieved at the change of topic, and kind of psyched about the yarn, Jesus Christ they’re barely even forty. 

“Wanna look through? Might be some shit you can use for Sockathon or whatever.”

“Yeah cool. Smoke first?” He nods, and they both move in the direction of the balcony, Lip patting his pockets for his smokes. 

Mickey sidles up as they walk and gets a hand on the back of Lip’s head, fucking weird and bristly, he remembers hating Ian’s when he buzzed it in prison. 

“Just try not to get upset if there’s any gray stuff in there.” He jokes, giving Lip’s head a hard shove and dodging away from the shove that comes in return. 

“Suck a dick, Mickey.” 

Later, Mickey thinks, with glee. Later, he's gonna. Lip probably doesn't wanna know though, it is his baby brother's dick after all. 

[calypso-finale]

Twenty Four. Part 3

I really just want to go to sleep because Aziel has school and he is not even in bed, if Grace was here I wouldn’t care but she isn’t, so this is crazy and now this fucking drama. I am so mad with Halle but now she is in labour I can’t do shit about it, how dare she come for him like that and air something out that is so close to me, nobody knows publicly we are engaged, she knows what I feel about him. Oakley does what he wants but I have accepted it, I may rant about it now and then but that is to my girls, I am so hurt and mad because I can’t trust anyone and now Ti is calling but this thing I got to sort out. I have no idea what Oakley is saying to his mom because all this lady is doing it crying “Rachel, wait up” I did a little run to her “wait please, don’t leave the house like this. What happened” walking around her, she is so sad, and I don’t like that “and this is why that boy got kicked out of the house constantly, he is so mean. It is bad enough I have to deal with Juke calling me things and telling me I am a bad mom but then Oakley does it, then he acts stupid and says why is Juke like that, he sees it from him” she sniffled “oh no” I just hugged her, that is not nice. Oakley can be an asshole at times “I think he is probably stressed out; he can get like that when he feel stressed out” I am not trying to defend him too much but he can “it gives him no right, I don’t want his money. I don’t, he will be one crying” she moved back from the hug wiping the tears “I mourned you parents a long time ago you know, you my mom so I am cool with you because you gave birth to me but you a shit parent, stop giving it tears like bro. Who kicks out their child, I was a child you was good to others but not us. I am telling you now I am over it but you just don’t fucking listen to me, don’t worry you will go to Ireland and do what you like, I don’t want to see you anyways” side eyeing Oakley “stop feeding Rylee shit” he pointed “I gave her shit when I birthed you” I cringed “fuck you, just fuck off yeah. You was never fit to be a mother! You never fucking was, I get why dad would cheat on a bitch like you, you ruined my childhood!” he barked “drop it, stop it now Oakley. This is too much, go and put Aziel to sleep” is he crazy “you don’t do that Oakley, no” seeing Aziel is stood there and heard everything “just go!” I spat “dad is going to put you to sleep, Oakley will you just go. Listen to someone in your life!” I spat, he turned away “she is acting” he pointed at his mom “Ruby sad” Aziel asked “she is fake that is what” that man is on something right now.

I can thank Halle for this shit, I can’t stand her. I waited with Rachel until the taxi came for her “I didn’t want to keep speaking to you while you’re in this mood, but he owes you an apology, he does love you. He really does, he was falling out with me over you. I think he is just stressed out and you are in the firing line, that is all. He does love you; I know he does” I feel I am defending him too much “Rylee he has issues with me because I kicked him out always, he doesn’t see what he was like. He was a bad boy” I squinted my eyes “but I heard that he was a good kid before he got kicked out and onto the streets?” I did hear that “in house he was bad and if his grandparents were here they would tell you, he was nice out there because he enjoyed being with the gang so of course he was ok there, at home he wasn’t. I would have never of kicked him out if so, I regret it. I regret doing it but his dad didn’t care to control him and he became favrouite parent, I admit to my wrong doings but I am too old for him to be doing this still. I don’t want his help; I want to do it alone. I am going to Ireland on my own so can you not tell him; I can do it. I have my sister, she will take me in, but he thinks my family hate me. They don’t but do not tell him, please. I will text you when I go but I don’t want him, he will hold it over me like he does the house because he wanted to prove a point. I am not a bad person, I just got myself caught up with Neil, but my taxi is here thank you for waiting with me” she hugged me, I would say let me help you, but Oakley would have something to say if he found out and I cannot do it behind his back “please tell me where you go?” I said to her “I will” Oakley is a dick; I am mad with him “me and Aziel will visit” I mean that too.

I now have that, I know she is going to do that but also Oakley is my husband to be, I can’t lie to him. Why me, I fucking hate Halle, oh I will be getting her when she is done pushing that child out “done?” I said to Oakley “yeah, she gone” nodding my head “she is your mom, what is your problem attacking her, I know you’re mad with Halle, but she didn’t deserve that, come down the steps. Oakley that is wrong, you’re mad with me. You think I am texting other men when I am not, I am loyal to you, so you now taken it out on your mom” he just stared at me not saying a word because he knows I am right “my phone is there, take it. I don’t care, take it and snoop through it all, I don’t care. I am engaged and I am happy, yes I ranted to my friends. Just a girly talk, it was nothing malicious and I never called you useless I said I wish he did things without me saying, but that is you. But I get frustrated that is all but if you think that is wrong of me then sorry, but I am only human” I put my hands up “she pissed me off” he mumbled “I told you about her, and look at that. She was too loud for nothing and now she is speaking publicly like that” I knew he was pissed off about it “I know but I can’t do anything right now about it, I appreciate you didn’t want to come at me, but your mom didn’t deserve that and I want you to apologise personally once you’re ok to do so. But you need to find another way over offloading that, it’s not nice” he took in a deep breath “stay the night” he shook his head “I need to go back, I don’t need to go but I just need to clear my mind, it’s ok though. I will call you when I get back” nodding my head “Aziel saw and heard everything you said to your mom” he shrugged, he still not happy so I get why he wants to not be around me “well call me, I sent you the pictures Oakley, please post it” I said to him as he walked off “I will” I am so fucking mad with Halle, how could she do that.

Ti is on loudspeaker as I file down my nail, her life is so peaceful with Damson, like two perfect people and I am jealous, not real life jealous but I just want some peace “I was at the house when it happened you know, mom jumped off the couch like her life depended on it and then was on the phone just dealing with shit, dad was like you are so bored with your own life” I chuckled “yeah well Halle caused me a lot of shit at home but I don’t want to cut her off” which I don’t “that is going to be hard, and she ruined your moment” Ti said which she did “but I am saying it’s the hormones, it’s got to be” I am not defending her but she wouldn’t do me like that “but she was so malicious with it, like she wasn’t nice though, you going to have to be careful with this sis” she is right, tapping on the notification that dropped down, Oakley has posted “oh shit” I said, it’s twelve and I didn’t post a thing “what?” Ti mumbled “I was supposed to post at Twelve about the engagement and Oakley did it right on time, one thing about this husband of mine, he will do it his way or nothing, like he did it but his own way” I laughed “but you seen it?” I said to her “erm” she went silent “oh it come up, awww look how young you was! And him! This is so cute, that smile Rylee, you was in deep then but you was a baby, this was at his parents’ home yeah” I laughed “yeah” I grinned “he really hugging you, I haven’t seen that man hold someone so close, that is cute. Read the caption, that is more than three words, hold on. I wasn’t supposed to love, and I wasn’t built for love but this girl right here showed me love, I ain’t for the long caption thing but thank you for your time and patience you have with me, handling me in my lowest and naturing me when I have never been natured. When I see you, I see my future and I want that forever. I want to have that feeling, she made me love. Awwww Rylee that was cute, oh and he posted again” I giggling “from girlfriend to fiancé, he put that and it’s a selfie you did with your ring in it and him in the background” I chuckled “so he didn’t use the pictures I sent, I love him” I giggled “I am lucky, I don’t care what anyone says” I am lucky to have him “like he isn’t the worst” I added.

I let out an oh “you wearing jeans? Oakley is that you?” he grinned “well we going on a date so I thought I would wear this sweatshirt and thing you know, your mom also was driving me crazy that she is setting all this up and she needs me to act right. I said don’t worry I am, you look amazing. You always do, beautiful” I cooed out “thank you baby” I did a little run to him “I also lowkey hate when you wear heels” he hugged me “I am sorry, shall I change my heels” he shook his head “nah you good, it’s alright” he laughed, Oakley and I end up being kind of the same height when I do really “you look really nice in this, I am impressed. Also I peeped you posted that post not on time” I laughed “yeah my bad, I was on the phone to Ti but you was on time, like you always are. I text you though, that post was cute. Thank you, you seem to be in a better mood though” I like it “yeah, I am over it. Like I ain’t going to go on a date all mad you know, I want us to have a good time together and also yeah, fuck her” he shrugged “she alive still?” I gasped “she is, and the baby has arrived, a girl” he rolled his eyes “whatever then but yeah, I am good” maybe he has apologised to his mom “so you and your mom are on good terms yeah?” he shook his head, he is so annoying. The fact his mom asked me to not tell him about going to Ireland without him knowing but I know, I want to tell him, but he isn’t actively doing anything to apologise either, this man is so annoying “right” I just said “not happy, but Aziel is with Jordan at his house. Grace will pick him up, let’s go” he makes me mad with shit like that, why can’t he apologise to his mom “she didn’t do anything wrong and did not deserve you to be so cruel” I walked off ahead of him “I will, she is on my to do list” now he has a list, of course he does he is so stupid.

I can’t imagine what my mother has done, she just said to be on our best behaviour, she should work in PR “I jerked off last night” he randomly said, looking over at him confused “you’re telling me this because?” that is so random “because you need to be informed, just couldn’t sleep really and then I slept like a baby after” he smiling like he is so proud of himself “you literally have me at home and you decide to use your hand? Like what?” he pulled a face “and what would you do? Show me a picture of something you want to try and then tell I am being lazy with tidying my manhood, I can’t be bothered” letting out an oh “I told you it’s unattractive when it’s out of control, when it’s tidy I like it. It’s not hard” he just doesn’t come to me “what are going to do when you are living with me? I don’t get it” oh my mom meant it when she said she got paparazzi there “nothing, I can’t wait to be with you” my mom has set everything up “this is jarring really” he parked up just outside Nobu and the bodyguards which my mom set up went to Oakley side “be good” I said to him, the door opened, and he got out. I just know they going to be on his ass because of some comments he said, fat shaming being the main one. Getting out of the car and holding the clutch close to me “congratulations on your engagement” they started shouting, Oakley held my hand, smiling at the papz “thank you” I said “Central Cee, do you regret fat shaming” I knew it, I knew they would say that because he doesn’t shut up.

This is so planned, from where we are sat too because pictures can be taken “this is jarring you know” I didn’t say anything because I am used to it “Rihanna special, how you like it?” he laughed “erm, if she asks I will say it’s the best but in general it’s just fake you know, that ain’t me” he is funny “nothing is you Oakley, I honestly do not like how you were with Rachel, she has nothing but you and Juke and you both are useless” Oakley frowned “she just doesn’t listen, but like I get it, I will apologise just when I have a moment, she isn’t going anywhere” he is so confident in that “and what if she does then what?” he laughed “then she brave” he is joking now “mhmmm you really shouldn’t have called Halle publicly, that’s all they keep saying now you know” he shrugged “I never said it publicly, she aired me out for saying it and I said it, I dislike her and she isn’t invited to my wedding, I don’t know what wedding you think she is going too, it ain’t our wedding” here we go “I get it but you both to blame in some sense right?” he shook his head “she talk to me like shit, she always making sly comments and I am done with her shit, you either picking her or me” I gasped “you really doing that? Oakley” he looked at confused “so you wanted to be around that? She publicly talked shit to me and you didn’t even have my back? You’re sat there just plotting on to get her back in our life? Fuck no, I ain’t having that or him, Wyge can fuck off. I did that for me, I made him who he is, my money! And now she is clutching onto you, she aired me out about the child care costs when we had a fucking agreement, you did that Rylee don’t piss me off, I don’t want her anywhere near us, You ain’t have my back, it’s very pagan to me” rubbing my face “I am not a pagan ok, I didn’t want the shit done publicly, I couldn’t attack her like that, I do got your back” is he stupid “then prove it Lee” he grumbled, he is kind of sexy when is mad really but this shit is a mess.

[kasienda]

The Untold Story of DJWifi: Ch 1 - First Impressions

Chapters: 1 | 2 

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Chapter 1 - First Impressions

The day Nino and Alya met he hadn’t really noticed her. Sure, he knew she was  there, one of the new students. But he was mad at Ms. Bustier for moving him to the front, and then Adrien had told him Chloé had been his only friend, and that was the saddest thing Nino had ever heard in his life.

And adopting Adrien as his bro turned out to be a good thing.

When Alya and Marinette kept approaching their hangouts, Marinette hardly said anything. Which wasn’t  that  unusual in itself. She tended to be pretty quiet in general, but it was different. She  tried to talk, but it just didn’t make any sense. So Alya would often take over. She was confident and well spoken, and he couldn’t help but pay attention when she was excited about something.

But he hadn’t liked her. No, that wasn’t quite right. He had liked her just fine. But he hadn’t been crushing on her.

Marinette on the other hand? When she was talking to the whole class she was inspiring.

And when she stumbled over her words when attempting to talk to him and Adrien her face would turn pink, and god it was the cutest thing in the world.

And suddenly, being around Marinette was enough to tie his own tongue into knots.

“What’s up, dude?” Adrien had asked.

“What do you mean?” Nino had responded, but he felt the heat blooming across his cheeks anyway.

“What was that?” he pointed towards the retreating girls.

Nino felt the heat in his ears. “Promise you won’t tell anyone?”

“Sure, dude,” Adrien agreed readily.

Nino pressed his hat into his head. Completely unnecessarily, mind you. It was a nervous habit.

“I umm… think I have a thing for Marinette.”

Adrien’s eyes lit up. “Nino! That’s awesome. Have you told her?”

“What?! No! She’ll laugh in my face!”

Adrien’s smile never faltered. “No, she won’t. Weren’t you the one that told me she was kind and patient after the first day of school?”

Nino couldn’t argue with that.

“You won’t know until you try.” Adrien was so excited.

“Do you think I have a shot?”

“Why wouldn’t you?” Adrien asked, his eyebrows furrowed in genuine confusion.

“I’m not exactly as cool or a model like you, dude.”

Adrien waved away his objection like it was nothing. “What? You’re selling yourself short. You’re just as cool as I am.”

The bell rang. “Come on!” Adrien said, dragging him by the hand. “You can ask her out after the lunch bell.”

But it turned out that Nino very much could not. And once again Adrien and Alya did most of the talking while he and Marinette stuttered nonsense.

And he did notice Alya then. She carried herself with such confidence. Her eyes seemed to gleam, and in that moment he admired her even as he envied her ability to string coherent sentences together.

Adrien tried to encourage him, and Nino wanted to believe that he could find the courage to ask Marinette out. Because how amazing would it be to go on a date with Marinette?

But at the zoo, presented with Marinette’s warm smile, even with Adrien in his ear, he lost all his words and all his daring. He couldn’t tell Marinette that he liked her. She was so kind, so amazing. And she might not laugh at him, but she didn’t like him. Not like that.

And so he did something stupid. He lied.

“I like Alya,” he stuttered.

And her beaming smile told him everything he needed to know. She was  not  into him because if she was she would have been less than thrilled at that pronouncement.

“Of course you do! What’s not to love about Alya? She’s so confident and driven! I look up to her myself,” Marinette was saying.

He laughed nervously. What had he been thinking?

“You know, as Alya’s best friend, I could probably pull some strings for you,” she told him, a suggestive spark definitely present in her eyes.

Great. Now Marinette was going to try and hook him up with Alya!

Or worse, Marinette would  tell  Alya that he had a crush on her, which would be objectively terrible because he did  not.  

Turns out he needn’t have worried because Marinette never got the chance. It was  Ladybug  who had locked him in a cage with Alya.

And god, sitting next to her, he felt so  awkward. Which was ridiculous because  Alya didn’t know what he had told Marinette.

But he found himself fidgeting and nervous as he glanced at her every few seconds. And she seemed to squirm everytime he did, which was weird because she was usually so good with talking.

“Ugh! This is ridiculous!” she snapped into the awkward silence.

“Umm…”

“You like me,” she stated. It wasn’t a question.

“Umm…”

“You told Marinette that you liked me.”

“She told you that?” When had Marinette even had the chance to talk to Alya? He had been with her until the akuma attacked.

“No!” And then Alya glanced away. “I… may have been listening in.”

Oh god.

He buried his burning face under his hat, both hands clutching either side of his head.

“You don’t understand!” Alya exclaimed.

Nino wasn’t upset. He had no room to talk on that front when Adrien had been listening in, too.

But Nino  was embarrassed. Extremely embarrassed.

“I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop! I… Marinette was just super nervous. She’s got like a ridiculous crush on Adrien and…”

Nino didn’t hear anything else. But the news didn’t hurt as much as he thought it should. Sure, he was disappointed, but… Of course she loved Adrien. Adrien was super cool and very loveable. He couldn’t even be mad at his best friend.

“And I’m super flattered,” Alya was saying, “But-“

“I don’t have a crush on you,” he interrupted.

“You don’t?” she repeated her eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

“I… I was crushing on Marinette, and I was going to tell her, but I panicked with her there in front of me. And I, well, I seized on you as a scapegoat.”

“Oh! I’m… umm… I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay,” he said, offering her a smile, surprised to realize that it was. In fact, he felt completely at ease for the first time since he had arrived at the zoo. “But don’t get me wrong! You seem like a cool dude, too.”

She smiled. “A cool dude huh?” she echoed with a smirk.

And then it was easy. They just started talking.

They had started on horror movies. And then she was complaining about her twin sisters, and goodness he had a lot to relate to there. And I’m listening to her, he was suddenly so relieved that Noel didn’t have a twin.

“What brought you to Paris?” he asked.

“I was living with my dad, but he got a new job and a new girlfriend and they moved to Germany.”

“You weren’t invited?”

“Oh! No, I was, actually. They gave me the choice.” She shrugged. “I figured it was better moving two hours away where I still spoke the language rather than having to start over somewhere else.”

“Do you get along better with your dad?”

“In a lot of ways, yeah, but it’s not like I’m not close with my mom, too. It’s just she had a new family with the twins, and sometimes it feels like I am intruding. I love them dearly! I do!”

“You just don’t always fit,” he guessed.

She nodded enthusiastically, her eyes bright. “Exactly!”

And then Nino found himself sharing about his own family, about his older brother who had died a year ago.

“You must miss him,” she said softly.

He shrugged. He wasn’t sure he actively missed him anymore. “I’ve just… I don’t know, felt shut off,” he said. “Until Adrien, music was the only thing that made me feel anything.”

“That sounds hard.”

He shook himself. “I don’t mean to be such a downer.”

She bumped his shoulder with her own, offering him a bright smile. “No, it’s okay. I’m glad you told me.”

He found himself mirroring her expression. Then their conversation returned to lighter things once again. They were comparing their favorite playlists which had just enough overlap to be interesting. He wanted to play so many songs for her that he was certain she would love.

He had been in the middle of a story when the ladybugs flew past the way they always did, and he and Alya were teleported outside the cage safely into the path.

He found himself strangely disappointed. He hadn’t wanted the conversation to end. But now they were free and she probably didn’t need him taking up the rest of her afternoon.

“Well, it was… uh… nice talking to you,” he stammered.

She smiled, and it was soft and he felt his insides squirming.

“Yeah, it was,” she agreed. “Say, do you want to head over to Marinette’s with me? You can finish your story and I will buy you some pastries?”

He seized on the invitation. “Yes! That sounds good!”

“Let’s go then.”

And walking side by side with her, he felt light and just a little bit giddy with his insides bubbling pleasantly with warmth.

Oh, crap.

He totally had a crush on Alya.

…

Chapter 2

[nxdxxh3]

Hello.

I have not posted or reblog or whatever these things are called nowadays. Anyways, I bet no one reads this cus i just wanna give a life update to myself lmao.

I stopped visiting tumblr probably more than 5 years ago?? So around 2018 probably. Oh wow. Okay imma make a timeline then.

2018: I was with my ex boyfriend. Lets just call him A. Things started great then went downhill and i ignored all the red flags yadda yadda yadda typical young girl thats so positive im gonna end up with this guy. Well no. If i could turn back time, i would slap myself in the face and tell her to run. I actually cant remember much back then as im trying to forget everything 2020 and below. But what i did remember is how manipulative he is and a liar. But, i was in "love". I started my diploma this year and graduated already in 2019. We'll get to that year in a second. Anyways, he practically talked me into being with him rather than this really great dude i was dating before him and mind you he had a gf. In my defense, i didnt know as i said earlier, hes manipulative and a liar. The dude before him is from singapore and i was young and thought LDR wont work on me(boy i was wrong.) I needed the physical attention cus well, i was young.. But im glad i did met him physically cus we planned to meet in Johor and it was sweet. okay that got sidetracked but 2018 is like the 2nd year i was with A. During this year, it really went downhill. I started to fall into deep depression and my mental health was bad bad. Thats when i felt i wanted to unalive myself and hurt myself. and i did. the latter i mean. anyways he started working somewhere and i actually was sus about this bitch working there as well. Lets call her S for slut.

2019: Fast forward to 2019. This is the year i got a cyst on my left ovary. Due to reasons i rather not say but i will answer if by any chance someone read this and are curious so go ahead inbox me i guess. But definitely A was contributing to it. Whether directly or indirectly. So yeah, during that time it was bad. I lost my left ovary and i only have 1 now. How i found out you ask? (no one asked but) I had really unbearable pain on my abdominal area. The uterus area like non stop. I thought its the period cramps but i wasnt on my period that time at all. I found out a bit late so the cyst grew until 12cm and i saw it after the removal. Its the size of a baby's head! im not even exaggerating. Its really big. Anyways after the surgery, my family has been there for me. They're really the main reason why im still alive and well mentally and physically. That was in July. and i cant remember anything before that. so lets move on. Towards the end of the year, i found out that A was cheating on me. Not 1, but with 2 different girls. 1 is S and 1 is F. These random ass letters will get me confused but nvm. F is the ex gf. and the funny thing is, F was friends, best friends with S. LMAO. When i found out, the first thing i did was exposing him on my instagram sksk. I cant do anything and im not gonna stay quiet about it. so i just did that. and a lot of people came forward exposing more about him and S. So hes really active with S. Hes been going out, fucking her and F behind my back. and they both dont know about each other's situation btw until F saw my insta story and contacted me to meet up. and we did and i told her everything. all this time A was badmouthing me to his side pieces saying how much of a psycho i am, how i always beg him to stay (fuck no ew i always ask for break ups but he always have a way for words and actions). Like i said, hes manipulative and a liar. the fact he had the audacity to ask me to not stay mad for long as if im still gonna be part of this shitty hole. fuck no. i did confront S at that time and bro i really felt like i wanted to slap her face and drag her across the road but hey hes not that fucking worth it for me to do that. I complete left the whole fiasco and stayed friends with F lmao. shes cool. but sometimes dumb bcs she still stayed with him after everything. although that time A already went public with S he can still manipulated F somehow. A ended up marrying S tho. and side note, i gave A a fossil watch and it was fucking expensive. and he told F he bought it himself lmao. fucker. oh and he often take advantage on me asking me to pay for shit. he did pay sometimes but restaurants that are expensive, i paid. he paid for mamak, hawker stalls and what not lmao. So that ended. And i ended up celebrating new years alone and i fucking glad i did.

2020 -2021 July: So uuh covid came. And i met this dude on May 2020. How? me and my discord friends that i met during covid were planning to meet up and hes one of them who tags along. He just broke up with his ex gf 2-3 days ago that time. How he approached me, he kissed me creepily and suddenly while me and him was alone in a house i rented before covid during my degree. Now that i think back, it was creepy. He said "what if i attacked you right now". LIKE WTF? WHO SAYS THAT. Then he suddenly kissed me. i did not know how to de-escalated the situation. so i just let it slide. we just met for 2 hours btw. and he keeps on asking for a kiss afterwards too. on the way back from the outing, i have to send him back and he did not have a license btw. All the way back, he keeps on asking wanting to kiss me again (of course i said no) and hold my hand (this one i was ok with it although i was so uncomfortable). It was so creepy dude. I dont know if those things counts as assault or not cus i kinda just went along with it but i was uncomfy. Anyways, hes unhygienic, kinda narcissistic also have anger issues. Everytime we played games together, i cant enjoy shit bcs he keeps on tilting and screaming at randoms. (sometimes he tilts on me) I also have to pick him up and send him back after all of our dates. it was a mess. I learned the hard way after agreeing to date him. but during my relationship with him, im the fucked up one. i owned up to my mistakes and im not gonna leave this part out from this timeline. i cheated on him with some random dude. and i wont justify my actions. cheating is still cheating. he did gave me a second chance and i swear to god i did try my best to be better. i don't blame him for acting more suspicious of me and blaming me for everything. but it gets worse and i got tired. i honestly thought i should've just left instead of asking for a second chance. i realized the reason why i asked for a second chance is just to make up for it. bcs i felt bad. and that's not something i should've done. i should've just left and let him healed. trust me that came up a lot of times but seems like he doesn't want us to end either. so the unhappy and most depressing phase of our relationship got dragged until august 2021.

2021 August: I finally had the courage to end things with him for good. Bcs we both tried to move on from the incident but hes not doing well on his end. He still accused me of things that i didn't do. Question everything i did and yes i got tired. again i don't blame him but Its getting unhealthy and toxic for both of us. He keeps on saying he trusts me and i have become better but still act like we're back to square one. I called quits and he doesn't want to in the beginning. But then i had to lie telling him i have another person in my life. and that was his last straw. He screamed and yelled at me and just ended there like that. I felt bad but i cant stay again bcs i felt bad. Its not right.

2021 September - Present: These timelines are getting me confused ngl cus i really cant remember the exact time. anyways before i broke up with my previous bf, i was in another different circle of friends. I spent most of my time there while trying to escape him. i thought maybe if i distant myself its a lot more easier for me to leave and him to forget me. but yea during that time we actually fought a lot bcs of that. so after the break up i spent all of my time there. and i met this random singaporean dude. we spent all night talking and exchanging songs that we like and watching sitcoms. i remember our first show was The Good Place. Our discord server name is The Good Place where we hang a lot. (ldr things) and yes he knows about my past from A to Z. Basically everything i have wrote so far. We played valorant a lot tgt. I know i know, very short amount of time meeting someone new. but bro he hits different. its definitely the rush, the chasing, the butterflies. i haven't felt like that for a while and well, its bcs of my own fault too. i admit everything happens so fast like very fast. so we start really getting to know each other after dating which is weird and can lead to an easy break up especially we're doing long distance. but im not losing this dude. so i said, fuck it. he did say that he scared long distance would be hard but hes willing to try. i did it before and i want to be better. especially for a guy like him. 2 years has passed and today, 13th April 2023, we're still together and getting engage hopefully end of this year. Life has been great since i met him. Everything is different. he accepts me for who i am, we finish each other's dark humors/jokes. We facetime everyday and never get tired of seeing each other. He met my family and i met his. Although we ldr, we make it work. There's ups and down of course and mostly bcs of me lmao cus i self sabotage a lot liddat. but im working on it. and also, i suck at communicating. mostly bcs i usually keep things to myself during my past relationships. but that's what im working on right now and i hope im doing well. besides that, i am finally content and happy. Not a day goes by i never thought of him. I truly love him and i cant wait for what the future holds for us.

Thanks for reading guys. (im probably talking alone rn)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Well at least there's that

Okay no need to do that xD poor captain lol

Hmm yeah?

Don't be mad at him for asking xd

Phew

Uh oh o.o

NO NOPE BUCK JUST DOESN'T THINK BEFORE HE SPEAKS

XD Eddie and Buck like o.o I know the feeling though 😭

Uh ohh

Chimney didn't smell it did he o.o

Nope 😳😭

Okay phew at least they still have that (the wouldn't ask you to lie, no you wouldn't, etc)

Oh noo

Yeah it would be!

Oh noo o.o

I mean they didn't purposefully not have your back!

I get what she's saying but they didn't blame her 😭

Bro she's not gonna let you go 🙄

Nahh bro you wouldn't lol

Yeah exactly xD

Uh oh yep explosion 😬

LOL the seasick patches xD

This guy is wild lol

Hmm yeah gonna have to move him 😬 he won't like her helping lol

UH OH

Ohh noo poor guy :((

Yep your fault man >:(

Uh oh the captain oh yeah :O D:

How is she stuck in somewhere??

Ohh she's just under a door okay I see

Yeah get her out D:

Can they not D:?

Okay phew just together

The knife o.o ik she's untying him but yeah believe her like that xD

Phew got to her

Oof ow :((

Okay lady but otherwise you drown lol

Unless her legs are still trapped and that's the problem

Although moving a broken rib could cause issues 😬

Okay phew contacting

Ohh no D:

Okay phew they called someone's gonna be here

Hmm okay

No girly you are injured o.o

ATHENA NO O.O

How is that any better??

Well I suppose she's not injured so she'll move faster 😬

Gosh girl be careful xd

Okay okay cool go do that

Yeah sir xD

I think he will

Yeah he will xd

Hmm yeah maybe :/ :(

Who

Ahh them xd

Yeah Karen's right, they didn't betray you they just tried their best to help :'))

No not necessarily!!

I mean maybe but that's not the only reason to comfort you

Yeah okay good to admit <3

Hopefully you can admit it to them xdd

Yeah he kinda was xd

Yeah he didn't :'/

Well yeah of course you didn't D:

Honey he refused service

Yeah exactly :((

"baby" 🥰🥰🥺 I love them

It sucks but yeah <3

The others?

LOL oh wait yeah she means complaining to Athena xD

Oop is she gonna mention Bobby telling her not to feed into Athena- okay no just him going to voicemail

I mean good to be concerned but o.o 😬 right now you don't actually have too good a reason :((

So they could've moved lol

Ahh yeah and that o.o

OPE she didn't know O.O

Ohh noo

Okay Hen chill a bit

Well yeah good line of thought xD for this plot lol anyway, but logically it's not probably yk xD

So chill a bit lovely <33

You're already worked up and it isn't helping you here

But also please go save them thank you for having good and "our lives are chaos" instincts xd <33

Okay phew phew getting people out

Uh oh o.o

I mean I know we know where she is lol but

Yeahh doesn't make sense but he did go, for money lol

Ooh hmm could we o.o?

I mean if you find the captain and him you'd know but you might not have time for that

Athenaaa honeyy 😭😭😬

I am n e r v o u s s s

Oough no it's not working :((

I mean it probably was lol but also there's a lot of other stufd

Does he know she's being a hero or think she was there o.o

Yeahh nah he's not asking permission LOL

ICONIC love him so much <33

And he loves her so much 🥰🥰

PHEW they found him

I know he was heading there anyway but yk, and there's a lot of stuff around there

Yes she saved her <33

Yep xD she slays

"Of course she is" yeah xDD aww love them <33

[nsfwhiphop]

Incoming Text for Ye a.k.a. Kanye:

Hey, Ye! Listen, man! I decided to ignore you because I didn't like the way you let Milo sue my sister YesJulz, you could have prevented it but you didn't, so guess what? I'm gone now.

Back in october 2022, I used to be mad at Kid Cudi because he abandoned you and disavowed you when you were being attacked in the media back in 2022, I was angry at Kid Cudi for giving up on his old friend, I was like: "How could Kid Cudi give up on his old friend Kanye like that?"

But that was then, this is now... I was blind but now I see.

You have lost yet another friend, I will disavow you too because you have this unique ability to turn your best friends into disappointed friends, you push people away with your negativity bro!

I swear, I was unhappy about what happened to you back in October 2022, I was watching every news update thinking they would hurt you, we were worried, the entire black community was worried for you back in October 2022. I even watched the entire "Drinks Champ" interview with Noreaga, it was a three hour long interview mind you, but I watched it anyway because I was curious.

I was sad about what they did to you, we were all sad, no one wants to see our brother Kanye get bullied by the media that way.

But then, you teamed up with Milo, I don't know that guy, I don't even care, I remember your interview on Alex Jones back in November 2022 I think, I don't remember the date but I know you had a mask on and you were with Milo, come on, Ye.

I respect you, because you're a black warrior, and I have immense respect for your warrior lifestyle but you disappoint your supporters and they all leave you because you have this unique ability to make us all mad at you for the way you treat the people who support you.

So, with all due respect, Ye, fuck you, bro! I'm out! I'm not supporting you and Milo, that will be my last time speaking about you on my page. I even erased your music.

Also, please do me a favor and don't get jealous when I write to Kim Kardashian, I don't want to fuck her, or sleep with her or any of that stuff, okay? I'm a political hostage and Kim Kardashian is a good lawyer, so don't go trippin' on our Lawyer & Client relationship.

Angelo says: "Hey, YesJulz! Guess why they fired you?"

YesJulz says: "Why? Tell me!"

Angelo says: "Ye is paranoid, he thinks I'm a lover of Kim Kardashian, so he is trying to hurt me by hurting you, he thinks I'm fuckin' Kim K."

YesJulz says: "Are you fucking her?"

Angelo says: "No, I swear, I'm not, I respect Ye and I respect Kim K, I would never do anything like that but Ye doesn't want to believe it, so he decided to hurt you with the support of his friend Milo."

YesJulz says: "What a shitshow, right? I'm okay though, I got a lot of support from women, I'm cool with whatever, I'm not mad at them! I will move on to my next projects, it's as simple as that."

I'm not someone who is interested in Kim Kardashian, okay? She is a good woman and she is defending me in a court-room, that's it!

Why does it always have to be romance or sex involved? I'm a client, not a lover, read that again, I said, I'm a client, not a lover.

Kim is my lawyer, that's it, nothing more than a lawyer.

Never forget that I'm a hostage, you forget these things about me, so It's my duty to remind you, you're dealing with a man who is a political hostage, guess who? Me, that's who, I'm a hostage bro!

So, next time you see me text Kim Kardashian, please keep your jealousy in check, she is my lawyer, that's all! Nothing else!

I know you and Milo started mistreating my sister YesJulz because y'all are paranoid and you think I'm a lover of Kim K but I'm not, I swear, I'm not.

This is what I mean when I say that Ye has this unique ability to always turn his loyal friends into disappointed friends who abandon him because that's how we protect our peace, you're toxic with your loyal friends. That's why Kid Cudi decided to abandon ship.

I misjudged Kid Cudi back in 2022, now I understand why he decided to disavow you, Ye!

I'm gonna do like Kid Cudi and abandon ship too, bye Ye! I'm out too.

I will always listen to your music because I'm a big fan of your work but you have issues and I can't carry the weight of your issues on my back, I got enough problems of my own bro, so good luck wth that.

Also, I wanted to give you so many dope ideas to make billions of dollars but you won't listen, so who's fault is it? It's your fault Ye, blame yourself! You want to sing and dance and sell shoes your whole life, that's your problem, not mine.

I'm trying to wake you up but you don't want to wake up, so keep sleeping in that Groundhog day time loop of singing and dancing and selling shoes.

You could be building so many billion dollar start-ups with your money, Ye, so many opportunities but you want to keep singing.

It's time to go do something else, take a break for five years and build a billion dollar start-up in another field, can you forget music for five years? It's doable, just leave the studio for five years and watch how your life changes, you will see something else than fashion and music.

I encourage you to pause the Fashion and Music fields in your life for five years.

From 2024 until 2029, can you pause for five years?

Instead, I encourage you to build a Watch start-up company, why don't you go to Switzerland and learn the skills of watchmaking?

Here is useful information about the global watch Market size:

The global watch market size was valued at USD 97.22 billion in 2022. It is estimated to reach USD 148.50 billion by 2031, growing at a CAGR of 4.82% during the forecast period (2023–2031).

There's a lot of money in this field, imagine selling 20 million watches in the next five years, that's a lot of money.

Here is the wiki page list of Watch manufacturers, see link:

I encourage you to chase this dream for the next five years. Go get'em!

If you build this watch start-up for the next five years, I'm sure you will make a lot of money, do it now Ye, don't wait.

That's all I had to say to you, I wish you success and health and wealth.

Goodbye, old friend, Ye!

P.S.

Here is a wiki page for "Watch" - read this, click the link: