#like deadass fuck her

[genericpuff]

my unabridged thoughts on 278-279:

[yashley]

lady of whitestone vex’ahlia grand mistress of the grey hunt champion of pelor is going to fucking kill ludinus da’leth confirmed though .

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Nimona headcanons plus little bonus part 2 electric boogaloo

After Nimona found out about Ambrosius' allergies they demanded to test every single meal he eats 

They’ll take the plate away from him and have a test bite and only after they deem it “safe” will they let him eat it

Doesn’t matter if they're out eating or at home she does this every time 

He can literally say “Nim Bal made this for me it’s not gonna have anything I’m allergic to” and she’ll respond with “You don’t know that he could finally be sick of you and the only thing saving you is me” 

Ambrosius and Bal will share literally everything they eat 

Whenever they go out they’ll usually order something they know they’ll both like 

And if they know the other one is between two options they’ll just order one of the options and share both meals 

It’s a pretty normal thing that they’ve been doing since they were kids so they don’t even question it anymore 

Nimona jokingly calls it sickening as she steals food off their plates 

No one in the trio is neurotypical 

Bal is autistic Ambrosius has ADHD Nimona is a mix of both

Talking to these dorks is absolute hell

It’s kind of like the interrogation scene except it’s not one topic 

They often get sidetracked and lose the plot of the conversation 

They’ll have 10 different conversations at once and only finish like 5

Bal forgets a whole bunch of shit because he has long-term brain damage and Nimona and Ambrosius forget shit cause of the ADHD 

It’s not uncommon for someone to say “Hey remind me to” and then they’ll be cut off by the other person who just says “You know I won’t remember that just put a reminder in your phone” 

Their house is covered to the brim in sticky notes and random pieces of paper for reminders 

The grocery list is on the front door the chore list is in the kitchen and random little tasks are scattered around the house 

When Nimona doesn’t want to do something he’ll just erase his name from that task

He fooled the boys for a while but Bal started keeping score of who did what and when and called his sneaky ass out 

Little bonus part 2 electric boogaloo: this time it’s my sister and my mama and my sister also was acting like I was killing her firstborn not asking her to watch a movie 

Me: “look mama it’s the siblings” my sister: “but they’re gay” me: “yeah but people thought they were siblings” my sister: “if you ever look at me like that I’m calling the cops” (the scene on the catwalk) 

“Yeah you better cheer” (when Bal was getting knighted)

“I knew something was wrong with the sword” “So did Bal” “Yeah but I knew first”

Apparently both my Mama and my sister didn’t know that Ambrosius cut off Bal’s arm so I got to see both of their reactions 

This was my Mama’s “damn what happened to being a lover not a fighter” “he’s a knight Mama” “Who cares!!” 

This was my sister's “Wow really took the whole arm huh?” “That’s how they were trained” “And?” 

My mama was talking to my sister when Nimona met Bal “Who does that remind you of?” “Roo” “Exactly”

 “Oh look it’s tiny dick!” (Talking about Todd) 

“What a fucking bitch” (when she found out the director swapped the sword) 

This was when Bal and Ambrosius were fighting Me: “Is there anything gayer than having an argument in the middle of a sword fight” My mama: “They’ll fight with their other swords later” 

“Who fucking asked” “bla bla bla I’m a racist bitch” (when the Director went on her monologue in the office)

She saw Ambrosius’ username and laughed for like two minutes straight

After the sword fight my sister would pretend like Bal and Ambrosius were making out every time they were on screen together 

“Because I love you *making out noises*” at the tavern 

“Oh there’s their third wheel (Todd)” “Nah he’s racist as fuck” “Who isn’t in the institute?”

When Ambrosius tried to stop the director she said this is what he meant “No you can’t set off the laser that’s my kid!” (She believes the trio is a family too) 

“Awe they’re hugging *more making out noises*” 

She called it cute in the end and I made fun of her for bitching about it

I asked my sister who her favorite is and she says “what’s his name balls?” I started cackling my ass off and she goes “I’m joking I know his name is Ballister and he’s still my favorite”

[inluvwcaitvi]

Jinx stans have made me increasingly dislike the character because of how awful they all are. Honestly, they relate to Jinx too much with their unhealthy demands (thinking Vi needs to be solely dedicated to her), self centeredness, possessiveness and lack of care for others mental health and trauma.

Jinx is a toxic drain on Vi’s life and Vi deserves to be free. Also Ekko deserves better. Any timebomb would be a disservice to Ekko, who doesn’t deserve a toxic partner. I’m sure the stans are going to have fun with this

literally the truest thing i’ve ever read in my life lmao

[chansoooo1-blog]

I swear to god every single sydcarmy interaction gets funnier with each watch

[babbimetal]

OUT OF COSTUME/CASUAL BABYMETAL PHOTO THAT THEY POSTED ON THEIR INSTA STORY SHABAHANAKW

[althaeaofficinalis]

girl. you came in here and immediately started using mind control and illusion magic to torment people in their dreams, manipulate people into killing people, manipulate someone into your arms, and to take away people's free will. yeah idk that's gonna make people think you're bad

[immediatebreakfast]

The worst part of the Coppola movie is that Ryder endured actual abuse during the filming. Coppola told the actors to yell misogynistic slurs at her to make her cry ''realistically''. Keanu Reeves and Antony Hopkins refused to do it. She also ended up hating Gary Oldman: "Coppola stated, "they got along and then one day they didn't—absolutely didn't get along. None of us were privy to what had happened." Ryder has referred to the "trauma" of the experience and said that she "felt there was a danger" while working with Oldman." When they showed the ending they had filmed (Mina and Jonathan exiting the church together) it was received negatively. So Coppola called them back to ''fix'' it, with Mina mercy-killing Dracula. It was joked that the only way to bring Ryder back was due to the promise that she'd "stab" Oldman in the scene.

That is absolutely horrible. What is wrong with that director?!? I'm so sorry for the actress that played Mina because she looked up to par for the role.

Like, You can feel that Ryder is doing what she can with that steaming pile of shit for a script. But to scream at her so she can cry """better""""? Maybe it's the fault of that Coppola fucker for having his shitty boring fanfiction as a script, and giving Dracula every single fucking scene to the point that everyone else becomes an one dimensional background character.

I hope that the job at least was good paying for her because enduring the cinematic equivalent of a turd covered in gold paint, for the mininum would make me snap.

[dailykugisaki]

Day ninety-one

Everyday I am low-key thinking about Nobara in the official light novel.

Doodled sumn from it.

[barghestapologist]

I made a corpo V that’s the biggest asshole ever so I could do like. A mean run of cyberpunk but I physically cannot bring myself to be mean to So Mi I think I’ll throw up

[gothfield-official]

How to tell my friends 30 year old white trans gf that she’s treats people like a jontron fan without getting cancelled

[pinkleafsheep]

me having to watch the clone high fandom have a meltdown over "Jfk kissed another girl and didn't like it" after having to sit through the nightmare that was Fry and Leela being dragged out for 10 seasons

[kg-clark-inthedark]

my younger sister really just said hey you tryna take this sisterhood to the next level?

[jils-things]

fontaine stuff blahblah

before the trial even started i was like. "watch. the twins are going to be not what they seem." AND I WAS RIGHTTTTTT OUUHHHHHH I DIDN'T THINK THEY'RE FATUI BRUHHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I KNEW THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE KNAVE BUT NOT LIKE THISSSSSS

THE WHOLE COURT GIMMICK IS MY FAV FOREVER. IT GIVES ME SO MUCH ACE ATTORNEY AND DNGRNP VIBES ITS SOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

LIKE THISSSS FUCKS SEVERELY UGHHH the court record thing reminds me of aa so much and then the CRIME RECAP (SEE IMAGE) IS DEFINITELY THE CLOSING REMARKS FROM DNGRNP LIKE DHHDHFHDHDSS MY GOOUYDGHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH

MY HUMSS ASS IS SHAKING ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[gio-cosmo]

Guess who just bought a keychain of the Jin-eating-burger photo that I won’t stfu about!!!

[mudkipper]

"Good for her" moment