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pinkleafsheep · 1 year

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me having to watch the clone high fandom have a meltdown over "Jfk kissed another girl and didn't like it" after having to sit through the nightmare that was Fry and Leela being dragged out for 10 seasons

#like deadass that ship lasted 10 seasons and went through leela trying to fuck zap just because he was with her mom #this is nothing next to that #futurama #clone high #joanfk #fry and leela #clone high spoilers

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muffinlance · 5 months

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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clarisimart · 23 days

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you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

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#stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #gravity falls #ford pines #my art #my fanart #gravity falls spoilers #IMAGINE being bill #seeing ford when he just fell into the portal aka completely sleep deprived and way in over his head #next time you see him in the flesh 30 years happened (nothing to you) but he goes from that to an hypercompetent silver haired hottie #that has sworn revenge on you and made a weapon that can actually put an end to your immortal existence #i would never recover #rip bill but between world domination / destruction and FORD #i would choose ford #bill fumbled hard

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panthermouthh · 9 months

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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

#Frankenstein #gothic literature #gothic lit art #victor frankenstein #happy new year lads #ive been thinking about nothing else but them for the past 3 days #been trying to figure out a decent design for victor and i think im getting closer #he needs to have a cruelness to him #and he needs to be kind of pathetic #someone who the creature could snap in half yknow #and i need to make the creature more Mean looking but it just feels right to draw him sad and despairing #THAT BEING SAID i think i did a good job here hehe #henry is next :)))#my art #illustration

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hansoeii · 3 months

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the doctor on their way to steal your heart

#drew this on a bumpy train ride with an old lady sitting next to me watching the whole thing #pretty sure she also fell in love with ncuti gatwa #have I mentioned that I'm completely whipped for him?#my brain has been nothing but ncuti gatwa and the 15th doctor these past few weeks #gonna pull a rogue and propose the second I ever run into him #the lesbian urge of wanting to marry ncuti gatwa #anyways #doctor who #doctor who fanart #DW #dw fanart #ncuti gatwa #15th doctor #15th #15th doctor fanart #my art #digital art #my doctor who fanart

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forgettable-au · 2 months

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PROLOGUE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 1-9)

AND SO IT BEGINS!

I don't think I can fit all 20 pages of the prologue in just one post, so I'm dividing it into 4 posts! This one's the longest...

[CONTINUE]

#So excited for this thing to finally start!#The prologue is an introduction to what Flowey is thinking and what he might be planning #But since flowey has always been a representation of the player...this also works to set the story for the readers and make them curious #don't be sad that the science squad isn't in the prologue #they're gonna be here for all of chapter one so you're seeing them next week!#okay I need to actually add tags to this thing #I don't like how page 7 looks but ig there's nothing I can do about it now #undertale #forgettable-au #undertale au #papyrus #papyrus is gaster #undertale comic #flowey #undertale fancomic #forgettable-au-comic

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yetanotherknitter · 3 months

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i know that chilchuck saying there's not much interesting for him to say about his daughters and then saying, like, two sentences about each is Very In Character but what would have been funnier is if he was like. hm. it's not very interesting. and then smash cutting to, like, five hours later and he's still going on about them (marcille listens attentively with sparkly eyes. we've done it. we've found how to make him talk)

#mainly because every time I mert my dad at a bar whoever is sitti g next to him sees me and goes. ah. you must be the daughter #I Know Your Whole Life Story Now #yall im so boring. i work sleep and play video games or craft. there is Nothing Else about me!!!#WHAT IS HE TELLING PEOPLE #dungeon meshi #chilchuck

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jedi-starbird · 7 months

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'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'

No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.

(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)

#i fully believe the first 3 years after qui gon manifests himself is screaming matches between the two its cathartic or something #tatooine residents watching ben have a seemingly coherent arguement with nothing #but sometimes they swear the wind moves the sand to form the shadow of a very tall man next to ben #tatooine residents very invested into the one-sided family drama theyre hearing about #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #star wars

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linkerbell · 2 months

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I guess I forgot I promised @beautysnake I'd draw her narilamb smut

this is for u 👁️🫦👁️✨

Meme ref 👇

#suggestive #blood #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #lamb #meme #my art #sorry the confessional booth drawin didnt work out but it felt wrong leavin u with nothing #maaaybe next time 👁️

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mimefish · 1 month

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insane shoutout to Pearl for this one. want pickles? good luck babe!

#when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night. with a sword in your hand it's nothing more than a knife #him is scott. i miss double life #anyway shinyduo lovers HOW WE FEELING #pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft s10 #chappell roan #elfy talks #from her episode 25 at 21:17 :)

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ping-ski · 1 month

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shrödinger's plex fic (they are real to me)

EBY eclipse and y/n ref here!! :3

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spilycoris · 2 months

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etc etc that one madoka comic but make it cotl etc etc . .

#was gonna post this w a nother project but i dont have thag project finished and. yeah you get it right #probably not. um. whatever #sorry ive been busy. my uh. my driving test is tomorrow #heres to hoping i pass (cheers)#cult of the lamb #cotl #cult of the lamb comic #cotl comic #cotl art #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #the one who waits #i love tagging things (this is overkill.#what am i missing? nothing probably #my art #not narilamb sorry champs next post though

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 27 days

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Lan Wangji goes to Lotus Pier (No relation to the AU of the same name)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Another split type comic because I decided to be ambitious.#This flashback is currently beating my ass. There are so many timeskips within the flashback! My flow and pacing are wheezing!#I loved how this scene starts with the crowd's point of view. The observations and gossip add a lot.#And it helps reposition us to what the external perspective is on these two. Namely that 'they don't get along.'#Tensions are known! Even here in Nouveau Lotus Pier.#Ah...Lan Wangji never got a chance to see the Lotus Pier of Wei Wuxian's childhood and adolescence...did he?#It's not the same. He's not the same. Call them by the same name and people will know what you mean...#...but the first version - the one with the fond memories - is gone for good.#It's sort of interesting isn't it? How names can hold so much power and still be hollow?#We often get stuck over past versions of things. Be it ourselves or other people or places.#Change is scary but the truth is nothing ever stays the same. It's always moving. You're always moving.#It's okay to mourn the past. Maybe it's people you lost or the person you hoped to be. Let yourself feel the grief.#And then? Then you grow around that pain and keep on going. If you feel like you can't - remember you don't have to do it alone.#A side note: Listening to the tossing flowers extra is so essential for this scene. It's cute and gives us more of [redacted]#What's [redacted]? You'll see in the next comic!

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bluerosefox · 5 months

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Gray and Graysons

One of the Bats has a secret. Something they never told to the others.

They were so very young but they have memories of a sibling, so small and tiny. They remember the burst of warmth they had in their heart when they held the tiny baby for just a moment.

But they weren’t allowed to keep them, their family couldn’t raise them. Money was tight, just enough for three but not for four, despite their shows always bringing in a crowd it was getting harder and harder for the world to be wowed by them in the new age and their sibling was too small and tiny and needed to be cared in a single place than for them to be on the road. Their lifestyle was not good for his tiny sibling apparently.

They had to watch as their parents gave his sibling away to people in suits, them promising to give his baby brother to a loving family when they find a ‘home’ for him. He watched his parents try to be strong only for his mother to break down once the car left down the road, his father holding her and apologizing, the rest of the circus troupe all silently coming over to give the heartbroken family condolences.

Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson had tears running down his face when he last saw his baby brother.

A brother he got to name before he had to be given away.

Daniel ‘Danny’ Grayson.

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Dick never told the others. If anyone dug deep into his past they might find his brother’s birth records maybe, if someone got around to digitizing the paperwork for him but given the fact he was placed in the US childcare systems just a few days after his birth and the fact that Dick was still pretty young they most likely believed he didn’t remember his baby brother now. Not after so many years.

But they were wrong, Dick remembers. And he kept the secret close to his heart and memories.

And the only physical evidence he had was a single picture of him holding his brother, a smile on his tiny face towards their father who had taken the photo of them together. When he had lost his parents, lost most of the things that connected him to them, to his past in the circus that had been his whole life, had been taken from him in Gotham’s ruthless childcare system, he held on tight to the picture in secret. Hid it away from anyone trying to rip it from him, hid it from Bruce when the man took him in days later, hid it from Alfred despite how gentle the butler was towards him. He couldn’t, wouldn’t risk losing his photo at the time, he hadn’t trusted anyone and by the time he did he didn’t have the heart to reveal it.

So yes, the existence of his baby brother Danny was his most guarded and best kept secret.

So that’s why Dick, as Nightwing, nearly died from a heart attack when leaving a Justice League meeting he spotted a familiar face among one of the new engineers working in the Watchtower.

It was like seeing a young version of himself. Only, Dick could see that the young man was more than a copy of him, so much more than a clone. He held many traces of John Grayson but also had a bit more of Mary Grayson than Dick did. Small details that Dick foggely remembers taking note when he had held his baby brother.

“Hey, hurry up with that report Gray!” Shouted the head engineer from down the hall, his hand beckoning the young adult to come over.

“Coming! And boss, I told you Danny is fine!” Danny shouted back before hurriedly leaving a stunned Nightwing.